The Real HouseMATES of New York
Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
âBad B*tch Eraâ - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
âBad B*tch Eraâ - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
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SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E13:
Make this stop.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E17:
White parties, diamonds and divorce
Vanderpump Rules S11 E04:
How can we make Tom Sandoval get off of our screen?
Summer House S08 E01:
This is refreshing and what we needed.
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âWe are the QUEENS of the Groupâ - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
âWe are the QUEENS of the Groupâ - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16:
Korbel & diamondsÂ
Vanderpump Rules S11 E03:
Sober curious isnât a thing.
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:13:18
MENTION IT ALL : 00:13:18 -> 00:29:39
RHOBH: 00:29:39 -> 00:48:19
VPR: 00:48:19 -> 01:08:17
F*MARRYKILL: 01:08:17 -> END
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âDonât Sign the Popeâs Document đâ - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
âDonât Sign the Popeâs Document đâ - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
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Robert continues to chat about Traitors.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12:
WTF is GNA and who thought this was a good idea.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E15:
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Vanderpump Rules S11 E02:
Ally tell us our birth charts!
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:07
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:07 -> 00:19:33
RHOP: 00:19:33 -> 00:33:48
RHOBH: 00:33:48 -> 00:45:56
VPR: 00:45:56 -> 01:10:0...
âPowerful Moment with Powerful Womenâ - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
âPowerful Moment with Powerful Womenâ - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
*Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this episode. Please skip our RHOP recap if this is something you cannot listen to - we understand. 00:11:43
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:43 -> 00:21:03
RHOP: 00:21:03 -> 00:41:25
RHOSLC: 00:41:25 -> 01:01:58
RHOBH: 01:01:58 -> 01:30:06
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:06 -> END
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âThe Return of the Gnatâ - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
âThe Return of the Gnatâ - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
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Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 1:
Wow, we both forgot half of this even happened.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E11:
Mo is a piece of shit.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E08:
**yawn**
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:36
MENTI...
âBelly Button to Backsideâ - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
âBelly Button to Backsideâ - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!
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Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E16:
WHAT A FINALE.. Reality Von (Tea)se
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E10:
Dorit is back to Dorito
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E07:
Chicken shit bingo
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:36
MENTION IT ALL...
âIâm Boredâ - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
âIâm Boredâ - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
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We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14:
Donât come for Meredith.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08:
Awkward kisses and store parties!
Winter House S03 E08:
Danielle this is embarrassing.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E06:
Who knew weâd...
âIâm Sorry, Youâre Welcomeâ - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
âIâm Sorry, Youâre Welcomeâ - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
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Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good?
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E13:
Someone give Meredith a bathtub!
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E07:
Between Denise and Sutton smoking a joint at the table, this was :chefâs kiss:
Winter House S03 E07:
Danielle this is embarrassing.
Real Hous...
âIn Denialâ - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
âIn Denialâ - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12:
We are so sorry for your loss Whiteny.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E06:
Can we join this weed dinner?
Winter House S03 E06:
No more Schwartz.. PLEASE.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E04:
Pickle BallâŚ.
Timestamps:
Intro/O...
âSomeoneâs Going to Backhand Youâ - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
âSomeoneâs Going to Backhand Youâ - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
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We are having some BravoCon Fomo.Â
Real Housewives of New York Reunion S14 Part 1:
Thank god this is over.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E08:
Monicaâs mom is something elseâŚ
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E02:
This is giving everything we want and need.
Winter House S03 E02:
Alex...