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By: Jessica & Robert

Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.

“Bad B*tch Era” - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01
#141
02/26/2024

“Bad B*tch Era”  - RHOP S08 E13, RHOBH S13 E17, VPR S11 E04 & SUMMER HOUSE S08 E01

Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E13:
Make this stop.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E17:
White parties, diamonds and divorce

Vanderpump Rules S11 E04:
How can we make Tom Sandoval get off of our screen?

Summer House S08 E01:
This is refreshing and what we needed.

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“We are the QUEENS of the Group” - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03
#140
02/19/2024

“We are the QUEENS of the Group”  - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03

Mention it all:
SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16:
Korbel & diamonds 

Vanderpump Rules S11 E03:
Sober curious isn’t a thing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:13:18
MENTION IT ALL : 00:13:18 -> 00:29:39
RHOBH: 00:29:39 -> 00:48:19
VPR: 00:48:19 -> 01:08:17
F*MARRYKILL: 01:08:17 -> END


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“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃” - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02
#139
02/13/2024

“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃”  - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02

Mention it all:
Robert continues to chat about Traitors.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12:
WTF is GNA and who thought this was a good idea.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E15:
💃💃💃💃

Vanderpump Rules S11 E02:
Ally tell us our birth charts!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:07
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:07 -> 00:19:33
RHOP: 00:19:33 -> 00:33:48
RHOBH: 00:33:48 -> 00:45:56
VPR: 00:45:56 -> 01:10:0...


“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09
#138
01/22/2024

“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09

*Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this episode.  Please skip our RHOP recap if this is something you cannot listen to - we understand. 00:11:43
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:43 -> 00:21:03
RHOP: 00:21:03 -> 00:41:25
RHOSLC: 00:41:25 -> 01:01:58
RHOBH: 01:01:58 -> 01:30:06
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:06 -> END


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“The Return of the Gnat” - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08
#137
01/15/2024

“The Return of the Gnat”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08

Mention it all:
Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 1:
Wow, we both forgot half of this even happened.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E11:
Mo is a piece of shit.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E08:
**yawn**

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:36
MENTI...


“Belly Button to Backside” - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07
#136
01/08/2024

“Belly Button to Backside”  - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!

Mention it all:
Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E16:
WHAT A FINALE.. Reality Von (Tea)se

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E10:
Dorit is back to Dorito

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E07:
Chicken shit bingo

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:36
MENTION IT ALL...


“I’m Bored” - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
#135
12/18/2023

“I’m Bored”  - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06

Mention it all:
We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14:
Don’t come for Meredith.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08:
Awkward kisses and store parties!

Winter House S03 E08:
Danielle this is embarrassing.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E06:
Who knew we’d...


“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome” - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05
#134
12/11/2023

“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome”  - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05

Mention it all:
Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E13:
Someone give Meredith a bathtub!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E07:
Between Denise and Sutton smoking a joint at the table, this was :chef’s kiss:

Winter House S03 E07:
Danielle this is embarrassing.

Real Hous...


“In Denial” - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04
#133
12/03/2023

“In Denial”  - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04

We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12:
We are so sorry for your loss Whiteny.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E06:
Can we join this weed dinner?

Winter House S03 E06:
No more Schwartz.. PLEASE.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E04:
Pickle Ball….

Timestamps:
Intro/O...


“Someone’s Going to Backhand You” - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02
#132
11/06/2023

“Someone’s Going to Backhand You”  - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02

Mention it all:
We are having some BravoCon Fomo. 

Real Housewives of New York Reunion S14 Part 1:
Thank god this is over.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E08:
Monica’s mom is something else…

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E02:
This is giving everything we want and need.

Winter House S03 E02:
Alex...