Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. Expert comedy writer, Clare Sera, and expert comedy writer, Danno Sullivan, bring their expertise to other, unrelated expertises.
The âCANNON SAFETYâ Expertease

âWhich way to point it,â and other safety tips.
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera
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The âDOPPELGANGERâ Expertease

Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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Meet the Churchgoers

Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices of expertise, engage in a lively and humorous conversation that revolves around their unique scheduling challenges and a new office hire. Dano has inadvertently been using a Chinese New Year calendar, which has thrown off their schedules, while Claire introduces Rachel Churchenhauser, their newly hired office manager and scheduler. Rachel, who comes with noble lineage and a penchant for punctuality akin to a German train system, promises to streamline their operations. Amidst...
The âALL ABOUT KNITTINGâ Expertease

The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.
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Clare Sera, a master knitter, joins Danno Sullivan...
Dotty and Doughy -- The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Expertease

WHACK. COOK. EAT.
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ExperTeam versus Communism!

Is Dannoâs old phone still bugged by the Communists?
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
And our communist, Erin Ash Sullivan.
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The âCatchphrases and Figures of Speechâ Expertease

Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
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The âCall 911 -- Iâve Got Pete in My Motatoes!â

Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.
Tightening Up Security at the ExperTease Offices

Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!
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The TOASTMASTERS Expertease

We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!
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The âNational Snowstorm at Witch Islandâ Expertease

Or, the âDan Harmonizingâ episode.
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sear.
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The âARE YOU BORED of DIRECTORSâ Expertease

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.
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The âMurder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christieâ Expertease

INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!
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The âNOT EXPERTEASE, BUT âBEHIND THE PODCASTââ Expertease

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
âBehind the Podcastâ features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.
Your Expertise hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera
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The âKING TUTâ Expertease

PHARAOH vs. FARRO
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âEmily Horehoundâ Expertease

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The New Hat Check Girl at Expertease Offices

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The âScurvy Ridden Scanty Dancersâ Expertease

Don't get your hopes up, perv.
Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.
You charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera
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The Granola Bar Spreadsheet - behind the scenes with the ExperTeam

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âClareâs Hydraulic Telephoneâ Expertease

No relation to Ned's Atomic Dustbin.
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The âENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGEâ Expertease

The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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BONUS-SODE: Encylopedia Experteasia???

The ExperTeam overcomes a personal crisis while creating an existential one.
After an extended break from recording, the Team is just barely able to record. Fortunately, in some layers of the multiverse, this problem has already been solved.
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The âHOW to WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHYâ Expertease

It's all about ME! Me, me, me!
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera
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The âPARADE DAY!â Expertease

A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âRED-HOT JAZZ SCENE of the 1920sâ Expertease

Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.
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Your charmin ghosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.
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The âHANDWRITING ANALYSISâ Expertease

Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The SKYDIVING COWS Expertease

Parachute safety tips.
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The âGETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKINGâ Expertease

Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.
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The âNew, Mellow Season 2â Expertease

After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzz
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The âDEARLY DEPARTEDâ Expertease

We're putting the FUN in funeral!
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The âBRITISH SEASIDEâ Expertease

Vacation greetings from picturesque Pod-Upon-Cast!
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POISON at the Expertease Offices???

How low will the Experteam stoop for love?
The âBOARD GAMESâ Expertease

This one's going out to Milton, Bradley, and the whole gang!
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The "BRING YOUR CHILD to PODCAST DAY" Bonus-sode

Kathy from downstairs kicks up a ruckus that has the whole office in an uproar. The cast of Lord on Ice help smooth the waters.
The âWILD, WILD YEASTâ Expertease

We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens. Â
The âFILTHY BACKSTABBERSâ Expertease

When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke.
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âTHE QUICK-BIO CHALLENGEâ Expertease

All the fancy podcasts have a book about how fancy their podcast is. We're pre-fancy, but not pre-book!
Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan
BONUS-SODE: Meet the REAL Danno and Clare

The ExperTeam reveals the private facades behind the public personas.
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The âVaseline: Ointment of Historyâ Expertease

Grease is just one of our words.
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The âDID YOU DROP YOUR HANDKERCHIEF?â Expertease

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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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