Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy

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By: Clare Sera, Danno Sullivan

Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. Expert comedy writer, Clare Sera, and expert comedy writer, Danno Sullivan, bring their expertise to other, unrelated expertises.

The “CANNON SAFETY” Expertease
#88
10/05/2024

“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera

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The “DOPPELGANGER” Expertease
#75
10/02/2024

Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.

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Meet the Churchgoers
#115
08/24/2024

Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices of expertise, engage in a lively and humorous conversation that revolves around their unique scheduling challenges and a new office hire. Dano has inadvertently been using a Chinese New Year calendar, which has thrown off their schedules, while Claire introduces Rachel Churchenhauser, their newly hired office manager and scheduler. Rachel, who comes with noble lineage and a penchant for punctuality akin to a German train system, promises to streamline their operations. Amidst...


The “ALL ABOUT KNITTING” Expertease
#114
08/17/2024

The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.

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Clare Sera, a master knitter, joins Danno Sullivan...


Dotty and Doughy -- The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Expertease
#113
08/10/2024

WHACK. COOK. EAT.

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ExperTeam versus Communism!
#54
08/07/2024

Is Danno’s old phone still bugged by the Communists?

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And our communist, Erin Ash Sullivan.

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The “Catchphrases and Figures of Speech” Expertease
#112
07/27/2024

Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!

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The “Call 911 -- I’ve Got Pete in My Motatoes!”
#111
07/20/2024

Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.


Tightening Up Security at the ExperTease Offices
05/18/2024

Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!

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The TOASTMASTERS Expertease
#41
05/01/2024

We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!

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The “National Snowstorm at Witch Island” Expertease
#110
04/20/2024

Or, the “Dan Harmonizing” episode.

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The “ARE YOU BORED of DIRECTORS” Expertease
04/17/2024

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.

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The “Murder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christie” Expertease
#109
04/13/2024

INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!

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The “NOT EXPERTEASE, BUT ‘BEHIND THE PODCAST’” Expertease
#108
04/06/2024

Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk.

“Behind the Podcast” features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.

Your Expertise hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera

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The “KING TUT” Expertease
#70
03/30/2024

PHARAOH vs. FARRO

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The “Emily Horehound” Expertease
#107
03/23/2024

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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.

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The New Hat Check Girl at Expertease Offices
03/20/2024

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The “Scurvy Ridden Scanty Dancers” Expertease
#106
03/16/2024

Don't get your hopes up, perv.

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The Granola Bar Spreadsheet - behind the scenes with the ExperTeam
03/13/2024

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“Clare’s Hydraulic Telephone” Expertease
#105
03/09/2024

No relation to Ned's Atomic Dustbin.

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The “ENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGE” Expertease
#104
03/02/2024

The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.

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BONUS-SODE: Encylopedia Experteasia???
02/14/2024

The ExperTeam overcomes a personal crisis while creating an existential one.

After an extended break from recording, the Team is just barely able to record. Fortunately, in some layers of the multiverse, this problem has already been solved.

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The “HOW to WRITE YOUR AUTOBIOGRAPHY” Expertease
#103
01/13/2024

It's all about ME! Me, me, me!

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The “PARADE DAY!” Expertease
#102
12/16/2023

A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!

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The “RED-HOT JAZZ SCENE of the 1920s” Expertease
#101
12/09/2023

Giving the ol' 1-2 to the 1-2-3-4.

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The “HANDWRITING ANALYSIS” Expertease
#100
12/02/2023

Putting the PEN, the MAN, and the SHIP in PENMANSHIP.

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The SKYDIVING COWS Expertease
#99
10/28/2023

Parachute safety tips.

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The “GETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKING” Expertease
#98
10/21/2023

Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.

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The “New, Mellow Season 2” Expertease
#97
10/14/2023

After the energy of Season 1, Season 2 is so mellow, I'm literally falling asleep as i typpsss zzzzzz

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The “DEARLY DEPARTED” Expertease
#95
10/07/2023

We're putting the FUN in funeral!

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The “BRITISH SEASIDE” Expertease
#94
09/30/2023

Vacation greetings from picturesque Pod-Upon-Cast!

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POISON at the Expertease Offices???
#96
09/29/2023

How low will the Experteam stoop for love?


The “BOARD GAMES” Expertease
#93
09/16/2023

This one's going out to Milton, Bradley, and the whole gang!

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The "BRING YOUR CHILD to PODCAST DAY" Bonus-sode
07/26/2023

Kathy from downstairs kicks up a ruckus that has the whole office in an uproar. The cast of Lord on Ice help smooth the waters.


The “WILD, WILD YEAST” Expertease
#92
07/08/2023

We cultivate wild yeast so you don't have to! Much love and many thanks to announcer Moira Quirk. Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera. Say, love the show so much that you'd like to leave a review? We'd appreciate nothing more. Click here, and let your expert review-leaving begin! Got a request for a special expertise? Leave us voicemail with your questions or comments. Over at the website, you'll see the little microphone floating in the bottom-right corner. That's where your expert voicemail leaving happens.  


The “FILTHY BACKSTABBERS” Expertease
#91
06/24/2023

When someone stabs you in the back, it's called BACKSTABBING -- get it? It's not a joke.

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“THE QUICK-BIO CHALLENGE” Expertease
06/21/2023

All the fancy podcasts have a book about how fancy their podcast is. We're pre-fancy, but not pre-book!

Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan


BONUS-SODE: Meet the REAL Danno and Clare
06/14/2023

The ExperTeam reveals the private facades behind the public personas.

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The “Vaseline: Ointment of History” Expertease
#90
06/03/2023

Grease is just one of our words.

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The “DID YOU DROP YOUR HANDKERCHIEF?” Expertease
#89
05/20/2023

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