Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. Expert comedy writer, Clare Sera, and expert comedy writer, Danno Sullivan, bring their expertise to other, unrelated expertises.
The 1239 MT. VERNON CLUB Expertease
FINALLY - a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.
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The EASY RECIPES Expertease
Or, "How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta."
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The SORE FEET Expertease
Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposĂŠ of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.
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The LIBERTY BELL Expertease
History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.
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The STRUCK BY LIGHTNING Expertease
Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.
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The ORGANIZED CRIME Expertease
Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock.
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The HOW TO DRAW a CUTE DOG Expertease
Expert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog -- but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke.
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The EXOTIC ICE-WINE Expertease
Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!
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The LIGHTHOUSE Expertease
A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.
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Your hosts are Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan.
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Expertease experts on: DOLPHIN-n-MIME Adventure!
The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.
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Zeppelin! - Das Musical
The little-known German-language musical about a horrible disaster was itself a horrible disaster. Expert Clare Sera sings and dances her way into our hearts and into our podcast.
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The SPOOKY THEREMIN SOUND EFFECTS Expertease
Sci-fi's most iconic sound effect. Repeated over and over. Without using an actual theremin. Plus beef-back bacon.
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Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
The CROQUET IS OK Expertease
Croquet is OK!
Experts Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan lay all their cards on the croquet table to live out their own kind of hoop dreams.
The âHOW to HAVE a ROAD NAMED AFTER YOUâ Expertease
The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they're both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.
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Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âIce Cream Truck Racesâ Expertease
What goes 150 miles per hour but stays at 32 degrees farenheit?
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Your hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âAuntie Clareâs Happy Home Magazineâ Expertease
We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don't really.
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Your charming hostx are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera, in that order.
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The "FAMILY SNAPSHOTS" Expertease
In which the phooootographs reveal a little more then intended.
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Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âPerfect Cup of Coffeeâ Expertease
Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipinâ hot!
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Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âENGLISH AS A SECOND LRANGUGEâ Expertease
The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âBaby Elephantâ Expertease
Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.
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The âPARADE DAY!â Expertease
A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âGETTING STARTED WITH WOODWORKINGâ Expertease
Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.
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The âSMALL TALKâ Expertease
In which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat.
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The âCANNON SAFETYâ Expertease
âWhich way to point it,â and other safety tips.
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera
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The âDOPPELGANGERâ Expertease
Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!
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Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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Meet the Churchgoers
Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.
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Claire Serie and Dano, partners at the offices of expertise, engage in a lively and humorous conversation that revolves around their unique scheduling challenges and a new office hire. Dano has inadvertently been using a Chinese New Year calendar, which has thrown off their schedules, while Claire introduces Rachel Churchenhauser, their newly hired office manager and scheduler. Rachel, who comes with noble lineage and a penchant for punctuality akin to a German train system, promises to streamline their operations. Amidst...
The âALL ABOUT KNITTINGâ Expertease
The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.
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Clare Sera, a master knitter, joins Danno Sullivan...
Dotty and Doughy -- The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY Expertease
WHACK. COOK. EAT.
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ExperTeam versus Communism!
Is Dannoâs old phone still bugged by the Communists?
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And our communist, Erin Ash Sullivan.
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The âCatchphrases and Figures of Speechâ Expertease
Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!
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The âCall 911 -- Iâve Got Pete in My Motatoes!â
Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.
Tightening Up Security at the ExperTease Offices
Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!
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The TOASTMASTERS Expertease
We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!
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The âNational Snowstorm at Witch Islandâ Expertease
Or, the âDan Harmonizingâ episode.
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sear.
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The âARE YOU BORED of DIRECTORSâ Expertease
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Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.
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The âMurder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christieâ Expertease
INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!
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The âNOT EXPERTEASE, BUT âBEHIND THE PODCASTââ Expertease
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âBehind the Podcastâ features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.
Your Expertise hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera
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The âKING TUTâ Expertease
PHARAOH vs. FARRO
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Your charming hosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The âEmily Horehoundâ Expertease
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Your charmin ghosts are Danno Sullivan and Clare Sera.
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The New Hat Check Girl at Expertease Offices
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