Expertease - Knowledge, Not Comedy
Probing the depth and dumbth of topics so un-interesting, we can only change the subject almost immediately. Expert comedy improvisers, Clare Sera and Danno Sullivan, bring their expertise to other, unrelated expertises.
The Encyclopedia Britannica Expertease
If it's important enough to exist, it's important enough to be alphabetized. Here's our partially-musical salute to the heaviest book in the world.
The Swiss Army Knife Expertease
Sweden's most famous export, from Switzerland: the Swiss Army Knife.
The 1239 Mt. Vernon Club Expertease
FINALLY - a podcast specifically for people who live at 1239 Mt. Vernon Street! Others are welcome to listen in, and consider moving.
The Easy Recipes Expertease
Or, "How to Make Your InstaPot Even More Insta."
The Sore Feet Expertease
Step in to our surprisingly comfortable exposé of Dr. Scholl, sole proprietor of the shoe insert empire.
The Liberty Bell Expertease
History! Ghosts! Fondue! -- Only a dingdong would miss this chance to innacurately learn everything about this great American icong.
The Struck by Lightning Expertease
Safety tips from the most-struck-by-lightning ranger in Canadian history. Please touch metal before entering.
The Organized Crime Expertease
Our system of VERY organized crime is undercut because Clare can't reach the time clock.
The How to Draw a Cute Dog Expertease
Expert Clare Sera will help you draw a cute dog -- but only if you help her GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Interlocutor Danno Sullivan sketches questions with number 2 pencil and avoids the obvious poo joke.
The Exotic Ice-Wine Expertease
Possibly intoxicated wine super-fan Clare Seras slurs her questions while guest expert Danno Sullivan questions her slurs. Experience the audio version of exciting new wine flavors like pork and Pixie Stix dust. ALL FREE!
The Lighthouse Expertease
A little light housekeeping on the topic of lighthouse-keeping.
Expertease Experts on: Dolphin-n-Mime Adventure!
The merry jesters of the sea, the dolphins! Host Danno Sullivan queries our special guest, in a high, squealing voice.
Zeppelin! – Das Musical
The little-known German-language musical about a horrible disaster was itself a horrible disaster. Expert Clare Sera sings and dances her way into our hearts and into our podcast.
The Spooky Theremin Sound Effects Expertease
Sci-fi's most iconic sound effect. Repeated over and over. Without using an actual theremin. Plus beef-back bacon.
The Croquet Is OK Expertease
Croquet is OK!
The How to Have a Road Named After You Expertease
The highway of life is much like the actual highway, in that they're both highways. Just pull to the side for safety.
The Ice Cream Truck Races Expertease
What goes 150 miles per hour but stays at 32 degrees farenheit?
The Auntie Clare’s Happy Home Magazine Expertease
We may not have much, but we have our homes. No. No. In this case, we don't really.
The Family Snapshots Expertease
In which the phooootographs reveal a little more then intended.
The Perfect Cup of Coffee Expertease
Hand-made, mouth-chewed, pipin’ hot!
The English as a Second Lranguge Expertease
The original Easy Listening, assuming you listen in English.
The Baby Elephant Expertease
Sometimes life hurts so much, but maybe all you need is a friend, and a landlord, and a baby elephant.
The Parade Day! Expertease
A holiday celebrated only on Expertease!
The Getting Started with Woodworking Expertease
Featuring the beloved comedy stylings of Mortise and Tenon.
The Small Talk Expertease
In which we zigzag pell-mell past the tittle-tattle to add some razzmatazz to the hubbub and get the nitty-gritty on chit-chat.
The Cannon Safety Expertease
“Which way to point it,” and other safety tips.
The Doppelganger Expertease
Dopple the fun! Dopple the laughs! Dopple the ganger!
Meet the Churchgoers
Clare's childhood crush. Danno's childhood calendar.
The All About Knitting Expertease
The "needle" is pointing to LAUGHTER for this week's Expertease.
Dotty and Doughy – The Pillsbury Doughboy Expertease
WHACK. COOK. EAT.
ExperTeam Versus Communism!
Is Danno’s old phone still bugged by the Communists?
The Catchphrases and Figures of Speech Expertease
Put your shoulder to the wheel and burn the midnight oil so your figures of speech will always be fresh as daisies!
The Call 911 – I’ve Got Pete in My Motatoes!
Mayor Pete Buttegieg make a special guest reference as we contemplate changing the entire 911 emergency system for our personal benefit.
Tightening Up Security at the Expertease Offices
Security is tight, but not as tight as our security!
The Toastmasters Expertease
We're talking about the people who talk about talking about things -- the Toastmasters!
The National Snowstorm at Witch Island Expertease
Or, the “Dan Harmonizing” episode.
The Are You Bored of Directors Expertease
Your board of directors have been: Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.
The Murder of Emily Horehound, by Agatha Christie Expertease
INTERNAL USE ONLY: Memo--do not let this one get out. INCRIMINATING!
The Not Expertease, But ‘Behind the Podcast’ Expertease
“Behind the Podcast” features lovely comedians, Kelly Bashar, Joel McCrary, and Steve Purnick.
The King Tut Expertease
PHARAOH vs. FARRO