How To Not Get Killed

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By: Beckie Kloczko & Hailey Giles

How to Not Get Killed is hosted by Beckie & Hailey. Your hosts share an interest in true crime spanning from serial killers, cults, to the paranormal with a long ass history of being best friends for the past 15 years and counting. While covering some of the darkest and most twisted cases you'll ever hear we put a comedic spin on them. Using our extensive background on psychological and mental health disorders we try to dissect why and what actually drives a serial killer to become what they are.

Episode 46: Cleveland Kidnappings Part One
#46
Last Wednesday at 5:58 PM

This week we’re covering the incredible survival story of 3 relentlessly resilient women who made their way through hell and back. We only hope to do justice to these three women. This is the story of the Cleveland Kidnappings that occurred to Michelle Knight, Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus. Although this is a survival story, there is a lot of very heavy content to get through before the good part. These three women go on to help change the world for the better and are a shining example of how to turn a horrific situation into an opportunity.

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Episode 45: Margaret Sheeler & Glenda Tedball
#45
05/11/2022

As we continue on with the Bleeding London Series, this week we’re covering two separate cases. Both are cases of young women who went missing in the 1960s. One was found, the other was not. One case was solved, the other was not. Two very different cases, ultimately with the same unfortunate end.

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Episode 44: The Baldoon Mystery
#44
05/04/2022

In 1804 a group of Scottish immigrants settled in modern day Wallaceburg, forming The Baldoon Settlement. One of the young settlers eventually grew up, got married, and built a house on a coveted plot of land. In 1829 his family began experiencing a series of disturbances that lasted for years. Witnessed by many, and heavily documented, the legend of the Baldoon Mystery still lives on as a memorable and disturbing piece of Southwestern Ontario’s history.

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Episode 43: Krystal Surles
#43
04/27/2022

As per our patrons’ requests, this week’s episode is a survivor story! We are covering the horrifying murder of 13-year-old Kaylene (Katy) Harris, and the attempted murder of 10-year-old Krystal Surles who ultimately aided in the capture of one of Texas’ most prolific serial killers.

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Episode 42: The Apartment Slayings
#42
04/20/2022

As we continue with the Bleeding London Series, we will begin to cover some of London’s unsolved murders. This episode deals with two murders within a few years of each other that feel way too similar to not be connected.

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Episode 41: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka Part 3
#41
04/13/2022

One of our most requested cases! Fair warning this is a super intense case. Beckie covers the crimes committed by Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Strap in for a super bumpy ride. In part one we covered both of Paul and Karla’s history up until their meeting point and their first murder together. In part 2 we covered the heinous torture and murders of Leslie Mahaffy and Kristen French. This part will cover their capture, the deal with the devil, and the rest of the extremely frustrating and unforgettable details of this trial and case. It gets rougher y’all...


Episode 40: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka Part 2
#40
04/06/2022

One of our most requested cases! Fair warning this is a super intense case. Beckie covers the crimes committed by Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Strap in for a super bumpy ride. In part one we covered both of Paul and Karla’s history up until their meeting point and their first murder together. It gets rougher y’all so proceed with caution!

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Episode 39: Paul Bernardo & Karla Homolka Part 1
#39
03/30/2022

One of our most requested cases! Fair warning this is a super intense case. Beckie covers the crimes committed by Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. Strap in for a super bumpy ride.

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Episode 38: Exorcism of Roland Doe Part 2
#38
03/29/2022

In part two we cover the continuation of Roland’s exorcisms and the saint who saved the day. We cap it all off with a conspiracy theory and the curse of The Exorcist.

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Episode 37: Exorcism of Roland Doe Part 1
#37
03/18/2022

In 1949 there was a 14-year-old boy who, under the pseudonym Roland Doe, allegedly underwent over 30 exorcisms over the span of a month. A diary was kept and recorded each day of his horrific trials, and it was later used as the primary source for a “fictional” book. Within only 2 years that book was turned into the highest grossing horror film of all time, one many people try to forget but never can.

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Episode 36: True Detective
#36
03/09/2022

This is a super loosey goosey episode for our super loyal listeners! In this episode we took a listener request and did a review of the first season of ‘True Detective’. Fair warning, if you haven’t seen True Detective Season One there are A LOT of spoilers in this episode, so we definitely recommend watching that before having a listen. We can’t wait to hear your thoughts on this one.

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Episode 35: The Muskoka Disappearances
#35
03/02/2022

It all began with the disappearance of Joan Lawrence, a local transient known as the “cat lady” in the town of Huntsville, Ontario. Once the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) began their investigation, it quickly became apparent that something much more sinister was taking place in the Muskoka region than they ever imagined.

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Episode 34: Lynn Harper & Stephen Truscott
#34
02/23/2022

In 1959 a 12-year-old girl named Lynn Harper was murdered in the small town of Clinton, Ontario. One of her friends, 14-year-old Stephen Truscott was tried for the murder. Years later, developments in forensic science shed light on new theories, and the flawed trial that put a 14-year-old boy away for capital murder.

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Episode 33: Casey Anthony Part 2
#33
02/16/2022

This week we're giving you the second half of the Casey Anthony case. We're very curious to hear your thoughts after so feel free to get in contact with us and let us know!

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Episode 32: Casey Anthony Part 1
#32
02/09/2022

This week we’re covering the tragic “unsolved” case of the death of Caylee Anthony, Casey Anthonys daughter. This is a two parter, so strap in for two weeks of wildness. This part covers the events leading up to Caylee’s disappearance.

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Episode 31: Dice Rd Haunting
#31
02/02/2022

There is a road near a small town in Michigan that is arguably one of the most haunting roads in the world. With 3 sites along this road that have all experienced intense poltergeist phenomena, this week we’re covering one of those sites: an unassuming farmhouse built by a family in the 50s, only to be driven from it by unexplained disturbances in the 70s. Could it have been cursed by a local witch? Or is there some other explanation that all parties involved couldn’t find? You decide!

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Episode 30: Sex Trafficking
#30
01/26/2022

This week we’re doing another topic rather than an individual case! Full warning ahead of time, this episode isn’t as “funny” as our usual ones. This week we’re covering the topic of Sex Trafficking, how it happens, why, and why it takes so long for the public to notice certain rings. And yes we’re touching on the heavy hitters in this one, R-Kelly, Jeffery Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell. We hope this episode can provide some insight on this topic for listeners.

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Episode 29: Russell Maurice Johnson aka “The Bedroom Strangler”
#29
01/19/2022

The next instalment of the Bleeding London series will cover the crimes of serial killer Russell Maurice Johnson who murdered 7 women residing in low-mid rise apartments in London and Guelph, Ontario between 1973-1977. Not only did his methods result in his first 4 homicides going completely undetected, but they also prompted many Londoners, even those living above the ground floor, to sleep with their windows and balcony doors locked in fear of an unwanted visit from the Bedroom Strangler.

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Episode 28: Hybristophilia
#28
01/17/2022

We're back and (hopefully) better than ever! This week we're covering that topic of people who marry or become infatuated with serial killers AFTER their convictions. We hope you like this fun loosey goosey style episode! We can't wait to hear your thoughts.

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Episode 27: JonBenet Ramsey Part 2
#27
12/29/2021

FULL DISCLOSURE: we had audio issues with Hailey’s mic for this episode and part 1 of this episode, so we truly apologize for the sound quality in these two episodes.

Welcome to part 2 of the JonBenet Ramsey case. This is such a wild case, and in this part we go over the possible suspects, the theories behind them, and we also cover the amazing investigative work done by Lou Smit and his list of suspects he believes contains the killers name.

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Episode 26: JonBenet Ramsey Part 1
#26
12/23/2021

FULL DISCLOSURE: we had audio issues with Hailey’s mic for this episode and part 2 of this episode, so we truly apologize for the sound quality in these two episodes.

Happy Holidays and welcome to your bonus episode as our little holiday gift to you guys! This week we’re covering the infamous case of what happen to JonBenet Ramsey. In part 1 we cover the base facts of the case, and slowly introduce some of the people suspected to be involved in this horribly tragic murder. This case is still unsolved to this date, and we all hope...


Episode 25: Amanda Knox Part 2
#25
12/22/2021

Part two of this case will cover the third suspect arrested in connection with the murder of Meredith Kercher. It will also cover Amanda and Raffaele’s initial trial as well as their appeal process. We will discuss the major role the media played in the public’s perception of this case and how dangerous this can be in such a high profile criminal case.

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Episode 24: Amanda Knox Part 1
#24
12/15/2021

In 2007, Amanda Knox was a normal American girl on an academic exchange in Italy. Within a couple of months she would find herself on trial for the murder of her roommate and the subject of a media circus that made her one of the most talked-about defendants of the 21st century. Part one will cover Amanda meeting her boyfriend and fellow defendant, Raffael Sollecito, and the initial investigation up until Amanda and Rafael are in custody.

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Episode 23: Richard Chase "The Vampire of Sacramento"
#23
12/08/2021

This is an extra wild case, so strap in for a super bumpy ride this week! Beckie covers the case of Richard Chase also known as the Vampire of Sacramento. Huge warning to all of our loyal listeners, this one is chalked full of trigger warnings. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Episode 22: Christian Magee “The Mad Slasher”
#22
12/01/2021

The next instalment of our Bleeding London Series covers the “Mad Slasher” Christian Magee who terrorized the small town of Strathroy, just outside of London, from 1974-1976. We’ve begun to chip away at the collection of serial killers present in the London census metropolitan area (CMA), Magee is just one more piece in the puzzle.

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Episode 21: Nannie Doss
#21
11/24/2021

This week Beckie covers the case of the Giggling Nannie, Nannie Doss. You’ve heard the age old folklore of a bitter wife who poisons her husband to collect his life insurance, well in this case, it’s not just folklore. Nannie Doss is known for her long list of husbands and family members who all “mysteriously” died just moments before Nannie fleeing the scene. We hope you like this one it’s a wild ride!

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Episode 20: Fred & Rosemary West
#20
11/17/2021

This week we dive into one of true crime’s most horrifying killer couples: Fred and Rosemary West. With a crime spree that is estimated to have spanned over two decades together - and even longer for Free - these two committed some of those most heinous and sadistic crimes in history. The gruesome acts committed at the infamous 25 Cromwell St scarred a community and a nation so deeply that the house has been completely demolished and paved over. Although the house is no longer standing, the atrocities that occurred there could never be forgotten.

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Episode 19: Chamber Maid Slayer
#19
11/10/2021

This episode will be the first in our Bleeding London series. According to Michael Arntfield’s book Murder City, the city of London, Ontario, between the years of 1959-1984, was the murder capital of Canada, and arguably the world. There were up to 6 serial killers operating in London at any given time during this time frame. The series will tackle some of London’s most prolific serial killers. First on the docket is Gerald Thomas Archer, aka “The Chambermaid Slayer”. Archer had one of the most specific and consistent victimologies in serial killer history. He’s just the tip of the ice...


Episode 18: The Most Dangerous Game
#18
11/03/2021

This is an interesting one you guys. This week, instead of covering one specific case we decided to dive deep into an age old concept that's taken over cinema and fiction in the most interesting game. Join us as we discuss The Most Dangerous Game the movies and books that it's influenced, and how this concept isn't far off from our current reality. We can't wait to hear your thoughts and perspectives on this topic, so as usual, email us or DM us and let us know what you think.

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Episode 17: Creepy Freaky Listener Stories
#17
10/31/2021

The moment the listeners have been waiting for! Our extra special Halloween Bonus episode comprised of all of our Creepy Freaky stories sent in by our loyal listeners, along with a special guest appearance. We hope you enjoy! And keep on sending in those creepy stories we love them, and we plan to do more episodes like this to spread the spookiness all year round. Happy Halloween from the HTNGK squad!

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Episode 16: The Amityville Horror
#16
10/27/2021

In preparation for the most wonderful day of the year (Halloween, obviously) Hailey covers the DeFeo family murders that took place at 112 Ocean Avenue in Amityville, Long Island. The Lutz family bought the murder house at an incredible discount, but unfortunately only spent 28 days in the house before extreme paranormal disturbances sent them running. Join us while we dive in to what really happened in the infamous Amityville house and how the Lutz family’s story inspired a best-selling novel, a series of Hollywood movies, and visitors from all over the globe fighting to take home even a blade of...


Episode 15: Gertrude Baniszewski
#15
10/20/2021

This is a super rough one everyone. This episode is absolutely not for the faint of heart.

We cover the horrendous torture and murder of Sylvia Likens at the hands of “The Torture Mother” Gertrude Baniszewski. Hold onto your shorts.

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Episode 14: Ed Kemper Part 3
#14
10/13/2021

Well the time has come to wrap up Ed Kemper! Strap in for the final part of Ed that covers all of his murders and where he’s at now. If you don’t like hearing about decapitation and necrophilia this one might not be for you!

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Episode 13: Ed Kemper Part 2
#13
10/07/2021

Get yourselves ready for the ongoing wild ride of the Co Ed Killer, Ed Kemper! Buckle up for Part 2, and as you guessed it, Beckie was clearly incapable of wrapping things up in a pretty little two parter so stay tuned for part 3 coming out in a few days!

Part 2 goes over in detail Ed’s time spent in Atascadero State Hospital, his release, followed by his first murders after his time spent in Atascadero.

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Episode 12: Ed Kemper Part 1
#12
10/05/2021

Hold onto your shorts because Beckie is diving into her favourite case to research this week. We cover the absolutely wild case of Ed Kemper who murdered 10 people including his own mother and paternal grandparents. This is a crazy one so strap in for part 1!

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Episode 11: Clifford Olson "The Beast of British Columbia"
#11
09/29/2021

In a spree that lasted less than nine months, Clifford Olson claimed the lives of 11 victims between the ages of 12 and 17. This week Hailey and Beckie dive into the story of one of the most prolific and brutal serial killers in Canadian history, and the notorious “cash for bodies” deal that allowed Olson to manipulate the RCMP from behind bars.

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Episode 10: The Disappearance of Gudmundur and Geirfinnur
#10
09/22/2021

This week Hailey covers the mysterious disappearances of Gudmundur and Geirfinnur, two seemingly unrelated occurrences that took place in Iceland in 1974. This episode discusses the 2-year investigation that took place and the 6 people who were ultimately charged with the murders. This case appears to start out pretty black and white, but get ready for some twists and turns along the way! Things are never as straightforward as they seem, are they?

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Episode 9: Jasmine & Jeremy
#9
09/15/2021

This week Beckie covers the fascinating (and not in a good way) case of Jasmine Richardson & Jeremy Steinke. If you’re not familiar with the case, this is about one of Canada’s youngest person to commit multiple murders. Spoiler alert, this ones pretty gruesome. As usual, buckle up and get ready for a bumpy road!

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Episode 8: Annabelle
#8
09/08/2021

First and foremost we're all in for a ride this week as it's Hailey's first solo case, and dang did she ever nail it! Hailey covers the ever spooky and true story about Ed and Lorraine Warren and their experience helping two roommates with Annabelle the Demon Doll.

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Episode 7: Jerry Brudos AKA The "Little Mommy Issues Piece of Sh*t" Killer
#7
09/01/2021

In this weeks episode Beckie covers the case of some little walking turd nugget with severe mommy issues, Jerry Brudos. You've probably heard about the "Shoe Fetish Slayer" or "The Lust Killer" well this is him, except we've decided to brand him with a new name that feels a little more fitting to him. So strap in, and enjoy the bumpy disgusting ride.

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