The Neoborn Caveman Show | humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music

Neoborn Caveman asks why anyone still wants to be free inside a system that replaced customers with consumers, hard work with connections, and open space with a digital cage. NC starts with the On This Day segment with the 1905 October Manifesto, the Bosphorus Bridge, Muhammad Ali’s rope-a-dope in Kinshasa, and the fact that the Vikings reached America before Columbus. Then, in the health segment he talks about a Canadian study links high ultra-processed food intake to silent brain damage and memory problems in healthy middle-aged adults. After he goes on how Chili’s served margaritas with industrial degreaser. Late...

Neoborn Caveman is back with a live radio show on a new kind of colonialism: when food, real water and health only come if you pay, you are already living in a prison of consumer dependence, with nothing but the illusion of choices. From there NC runs through relabeled oils and hidden ingredients, On This Day Today, and the Moflin AI pet sold as a stand-in for a real guinea pig. After the first music break, Neoborn turns to health care run by algorithm. Michael Edgerley, a Medicare patient, has his steroid injection denied by prior authorization and approved...

NC opens with a cooking segment, sharing how he makes smashed potato cakes while critiquing Disney and the idea of enchantment, connecting storytelling and entertainment to his concerns about spiritual influence and cultural values. In the next extended section Neoborn discusses losing the ability to enjoy ordinary pleasures, the effects of habitual anger and distraction, and the importance of honesty, meaningful goals, and choice over one’s time. He then connects personal freedom to the larger systems he questions, discussing wildfires, smart-city plans, data centers, surveillance, transhumanism, eugenics, and the expansion of subscription-based products and services. NC emphasizes returning to...

Neoborn Caveman examines the truth behind the US strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh, the Good Tree school in Minab, southern Iran. This is the breaking file: an AI targeting system on outdated intelligence, the military industrial complex that put that software in the chair, and a UN finding of reasonable grounds for war crimes Washington will not sit for. He will not give the country away and he will not hang a soldier for a program. He stays with who decided, and with the fact that the same stack already points inland.

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Neoborn Caveman opens on a quarter century after 9/11. He starts on the city of New York knowing the air was toxic, asbestos in the dust, the cancer rate jumping, and officials at that time calling lower Manhattan safe so as not to create panic. From there NC looks at Building 7 announced on the BBC while the tower was still standing, at Oklahoma and the events that came before, and at a country that became the most surveilled on earth, the land of the free turned land of the fee and fines. After that Neoborn talks about 9/11 left out of...

Neoborn Caveman opens The Message, first of the series, more serious than his usual. He starts on the scare sold as something about to arrive, and on the older fact that the order never left — same players, rebranded, not the politicians out front. From there NC looks at a world that will not pass for Heaven and has no almost-Heaven in between, and at joy, family, and nature as evidence the place was meant to be whole. After that Neoborn turns to history put under and to the inaction that leaves people with no roots, which is the condition th...

Neoborn Caveman is back with the untamed, unedited live radio show — marble-mouthed, vivid, nothing planned. He starts on America founded as a republic by the people for the people, and on how little of the official story still stands. From there NC looks at a UK car park where cash is banned, only the app still counts, and the fine is what you get for showing up with money and a working phone — sovereignty taken one payment at a time. After that Neoborn turns to Chinese cabbage dipped in formaldehyde and sold in Australia, but fear not, he offers a so...

Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed satirical ramble on who gets to rule whom. He starts on Operation Banner, the British army on the streets of Northern Ireland from 1969, and on a government that treats Magna Carta as expired. From there NC looks at Defense Secretary William Cohen’s 1997 admission that the United States has the means to steer weather, earthquakes and volcanoes, at Hurricane Sandy’s 2012 left turn into New Jersey, and at Kings Mountain, North Carolina — lithium in the ground, a Pentagon supply deal, then the floods. After that Neoborn turns to ENMOD, Project Popeye over the Ho Chi...

Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity hour, opening on the AI datacenters built to predict and contain rather than serve and the lockdowns that were never overreach but something more sinister, taking the title question to Cardiff professor Ronald Eccles and the nasal cycle that rests one nostril while the other filters and warms the air no mouth can, moving into the dementia the WHO now announces as inevitable while the Lancet Commission leaves nearly half of all cases preventable by anyone who can afford it, weighing the eighty-two-year-old run over on a Publix crosswalk and still reported “allegedly ki...

Neoborn Caveman sits alone with one sustained monologue on truth itself, names the mass manipulation mechanism he calls the BITE and why truth refuses it entirely, turns the mirror on the cooperation of ordinary people with the lie, traces the lost handholds of inner ordering from the Greeks through the spiritual webshop of modern consumer faith, walks through the Enlightenment's quiet substitution of measurement for cultivation and every ideological costume change since as the same error under a different name, holds Keynes's 1930 prediction of a temporary moral inversion against the plain arithmetic that we are now at the hundred-year...

Neoborn Caveman raises his cup to America's 250th birthday and takes aim at everyone who failed to show up for it, starting with the brain that edits your own vision before you ever get to see the world, moving through Jefferson's two-hundred-year-old warning that unaccountable judges become despots, the New York mayor's wife who traded the anniversary for a wellness retreat in Spain, a round of Dr. Berg's blood sugar remedies tested live with the tea ritual, the war-broken supply chains and fake fertilizers quietly raising the price of everything on your table, and the Tennessee conductor fired for...

Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on wise selfishness, gratitude, and the damage caused by constant stress and self-centered pain, then critiques regulations strangling independent journalism and enabling techno-feudalism while covering a contamination scandal linked to Ukrainian instant pasta products, examines German accusations that Ukrainian state authorities ordered the Nord Stream sabotage, takes aim at Spain’s mass regularization of over a million migrants as a political tool to expand voting bases while corporations worsen housing shortages, and delivers a lengthy defense of America on its 250th anniversary by exposing how National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 (NS...

Neoborn Caveman returns with reflections from The Book of Joy on joy requiring vulnerability and the gap between empty optimism and honest hope, then takes direct aim at the weakness of regimes that attack women or children, citing Iran’s sentencing of singer Parastu Ahmadi to 74 lashes. He calls out the stupidity of blanket generalizations, including a Florida tattoo shop refusing all military and veterans while branding them war criminals, highlights George Michael’s secret giving of millions without fanfare as real activism, and contrasts constant digital and industrial noise eroding our ability to heal with the need for real...

Neoborn Caveman reads from the Dalai Lama's Book of Joy on how warm-heartedness dissolves loneliness and excessive self-focus creates the very alienation it chases, then turns the mirror and names the real war as the internal one where we suppress what we feel because the structure around us taught us to bury it. NC walks through a series of care home sexual assaults in Sweden where courts described the rape of an 82-year-old as short-lived and mitigated, declares rapists lose the identity of human, marks the 20th anniversary of the Svalbard Global Seed Vault and connects it to Monsanto's...

Neoborn Caveman opens with historical reflections on power shifts, from the fall of Constantinople to Mount Everest summits and cultural ironies around identity and achievement, urging listeners to build real memories through active presence rather than screen-bound illusions. NC then shifts into a satirical ramble on an absurd yet telling incident involving a static Knight Rider KITT replica car at the Volo Museum in Illinois that received a New York City speeding ticket via automated enforcement systems, using the mix-up to expose broader flaws in bureaucratic AI-driven surveillance, database errors, and the erosion of human agency and innocence until...

Neoborn Caveman brings his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style to a wide-ranging live episode that moves from the absurdity of current politics and culture to real human connection, lawfare as weaponized justice, the protection of children, and the quiet erosion of everyday freedoms. NC skewers AOC’s claim that you cannot legitimately earn a billion dollars, contrasts “earn” versus “make” money as a window into American spirit and personal resilience, calls out the bait-and-switch feel in UK politics and declining free speech even on supposed open platforms, celebrates real conversation and voice messages over digital noise, shares the heartwarming Lego response t...

Neoborn Caveman brings together three threads in his unmistakable marble-mouthed pro-humanity style: a defense contractor’s quiet expansion into pharmaceutical crystal growth in orbit, the philosophical trap of quantum immortality as a loophole for finitude, and the broken rhythm of death that people have been noticing in their communities alongside the layers of silence surrounding it. NC walks through Redwire’s SpaceMD subsidiary and the PIL-BOX platform already flown forty-three times on taxpayer money while the same company builds autonomous combat drones, examines why quantum immortality collapses at the boundary of biology rather than delivering meaningful continuation, connects the pers...

Neoborn Caveman offers a raw, rambling marble-mouthed pro-humanity reflection on whether life — and the individual — remains sovereign in an era of state coercion, proxy wars, and creeping control disguised as protection. NC draws historical parallels between Soviet barrier troops in WWII and current accounts from the Ukraine conflict on both sides, questions forced conscription and the treatment of soldiers as disposable assets, critiques the “protect the children” narrative as pretext for digital surveillance, social media restrictions and the erosion of parental authority with examples from Prussian schooling to communist and fascist regimes, highlights hidden side effects of popular GLP-1 weight-l...

Neoborn Caveman lays out a clear-eyed, marble-mouthed pro-humanity take on the dandelion — the stubborn plant that pushes through pavement and neglect only to be met with industrial-scale poisoning because its greatest crime is growing for free in a world that demands a transaction for everything. NC traces its deliberate journey with European settlers as vital food and medicine, exposes “weed” as nothing more than an economic label for anything that refuses to generate revenue, presents the USDA’s own data on its exceptional nutrient density in vitamins A and K plus minerals, examines its traditional diuretic action that replenishes potassiu...

Neoborn Caveman mixes raw personal health updates and the choice to stay human over chasing fame with practical zero-cost life hacks, historical reflections, and sharp satirical jabs at modern absurdities.

He calls out the heavy weight of losing homes, work, health, and minds, paid crowds weakening the social fabric, and the updated techno-feudal version of communism that keeps resurfacing.

Practical segments deliver simple DIY mosquito control using yeast-sugar bottle traps and a cheap borax solution that actually penetrates porous surfaces to kill black mold where bleach fails.

The satire swings from bizarre science...

Neoborn Caveman sharpens another marble-mouthed pro-humanity critique, exposing the systems that shift guilt onto individuals while shielding the real sources of harm.

NC opens with satellite images of black rain falling over Tehran after strikes on oil depots, the toxic plumes drifting across Central Asia, and the predictable long-term health damage that never enters the official climate conversation.

A major thread dismantles how the environmental framework redirects moral pressure onto personal choices — reusable bags, plastic straws, shower length — while military emissions are explicitly carved out of international accords and industrial-scale destruction is exempted from accountability.

Neoborn Caveman delivers another marble-mouthed, pro-humanity rant, roaming through sovereignty, power, technology, and the strange modern urge to outsource our own thinking.

NC riffs on the historical shift from tribal community leadership to centralized kingship, revisits documented government deception like Operation Northwoods, and contrasts modern dependency culture with the lighter-taxed social baseline of pre-1913 America.

A major thread tackles the quiet dumbing-down of everyday cognition: AI assistants like NanoClaw, constant notifications, and digital life-management tools that promise efficiency while slowly eroding memory, judgment, and personal responsibility. The Caveman argues that tools only remain tools when...

Neoborn Caveman delivers another marble-mouthed, pro-humanity satire, exposing how deeply we have been sold into a system that claims ownership over our children and our bodies under the guise of protection and necessity.

NC opens with the ancient Greek meaning of “idiot” as those who refuse public life, then uses a recent CPS case of a recovered missing girl to spotlight privacy erosion and the parens patriae doctrine that makes the state the ultimate guardian of all children. He details the system’s documented overreach, perverse financial incentives that reward more foster placements, and its targeting of sovere...

Neoborn Caveman offers a raw, deeply personal pro-humanity reflection on the engineered loneliness epidemic, openly admitting his own shift from “alone but not lonely” to genuinely lonely, examining the WHO’s declaration of loneliness as a global public health threat with health impacts comparable to long-term heavy smoking, dissecting the BBC’s largest study revealing that people surrounded by others still feel profound isolation because “nobody really understands me,” critiques dating apps and digital platforms as revenue machines structurally designed to prolong disconnection rather than resolve it, traces the systematic dismantling of organic community structures like churches, pubs, and neighborhood...

Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity critique of compliance experiments reshaping choices into cages, exposing how banks, parking, and services add friction to analog options through app mandates while presenting digital paths as convenient, warns of inertia leading to total tracking where refusal becomes suspicious, highlights how each reasonable rung builds inescapable infrastructure linking to digital IDs and programmable currency, and urges embracing inconvenience now through cash use and analog insistence to preserve autonomy before alternatives vanish.

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity critique of facial recognition surveillance turning shoppers into suspects, exposing how stores like ShopRite, Wegmans, and UK chains like Sainsbury's scan faces without meaningful consent to create digital fingerprints checked against ban databases, warns of permanent data retention and sharing even on mistakes, highlights disproportionate harm to marginalized communities through error-prone tech, and calls for resistance through boycotting, legislation, and refusing normalization before infrastructure locks in total tracking linked to digital IDs and currencies.

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Neoborn Caveman unpacks a pro-humanity critique of agency loss and non-consensual testing, exposing the 2016 21st Century Cures Act's Section 3024 allowing waiver of informed consent for minimal risk clinical investigations, ties it to MK Ultra experiments and DARPA tech like nanobots or neuralinks, warns of hidden implications in COVID vaccines and digital IDs enabling mass surveillance and control, questions government ethics in bypassing human rights for profit, and urges awareness to counteract manufactured consent through unity and truth.

Music guests: pMad

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Neoborn Caveman delivers a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on overreach and health truths, highlighting dangers of space solar energy beaming from moving aircraft as unauthorized experiments risking interference, warns against digging deep sand tunnels after Florida teens buried alive in collapse, promotes benefits of standing on one leg for balance and brain health to counter decline, exposes over 20% of YouTube feed as AI slop with high consumption in South Korea and Pakistan, notes Dell admitting low AI PC sales amid subscription hype rejecting ownership, and urges real music over digital butlers.

Music guests: Big Bus Dream, Big...

Neoborn Caveman rambles through a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on scientific overreach and health truths, warning against fusion reactors potentially producing dark matter particles as unauthorized experiments risking humanity's future, busts hangover myths while rejecting alcohol as addictive poison worsening long-term risks like cancer, blasts US military drug strikes polluting oceans with exploded narcotics affecting marine life and human cycles, questions judges blocking food dye bans amid corporate interests fueling obesity epidemics, promotes his adventure game book "Don't Panic, It's Only Universal Domination", and urges saying no to narcissistic influences for authentic living.

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Neoborn Caveman spins a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on truth, sovereignty, and tyranny, blending green tea slurp and burp with critiques of Avatar 3 as overpriced garbage versus The Promised Land series as low-budget fun, champions vinyl and CDs over streaming for control, exposes poisoned food and water amid ignored protests like Belgium farmers, questions Rep. Ashley Hinson's Iowa bill forcing fathers to pay pregnancy costs as socialist overreach demanding relationship responsibility, condemns UK silent prayer bans near abortion clinics as thought crime absurdity, and urges good people to unite in humility and accountability against parasitic elites.

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Neoborn Caveman hosts a heartfelt, pro-humanity interview with Shanna Carroll, a grieving Michigan mother who shares the unimaginable loss of her vibrant 17-year-old daughter Aubrynn Shay Grundy—diagnosed with COVID-19, myocarditis, and multi-organ failure just weeks after her second Pfizer vaccine in June 2022—recounting the family's desperate fight against hospital protocols like remdesivir and ventilators, the chilling dismissal of vaccine injury possibilities by doctors, and Shanna's quest for truth amid suppressed stories, all while blending holiday warmth with calls for accountability in a system that prioritizes narratives over lives.

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Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on privilege, warhawk hypocrisy, and bureaucratic tyranny, questions whether melanin or blood clots define true privilege while mocking coerced silence from Ofcom and the BBC’s admitted propaganda, slams leaders who send others’ children to trenches while hiding behind manipulated news, defends populists who actually serve people over parasitic cockroaches, celebrates an Oklahoma student flunked for quoting Christian beliefs in a gender essay, demands accountability for unelected bureaucrats funded by everyday purchases, and reminds listeners that sovereignty begins with refusing mortgages, Uber, and fake honey while reclaiming local power through recalls and...

Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on life's "amazing" ironies, from Meta burying evidence of social media's mental health harms to fuel techno-feudalism and euthanasia pushes, revives the forgotten Bonus Army government attack on WWI veterans as a warning against digital ID erasures and organ harvesting trades, blasts inaction during a Chicago train fire assault by a repeat offender under lax policies, mocks a $60 fridge magnet "Brick" gadget as peak addiction denial over simple self-discipline, and condemns Italian CPS seizure of an off-grid family's children for lacking "social interaction" and toilets, all while anointing God as sponsor...

Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity ramble on chasing implanted dreams over wholesomeness, critiques post-war institutions like the UN and EU for enabling elite abuses amid generational forgetfulness, rejects AI music as soulless algorithms threatening artists' livelihoods, warns against corporate sweeteners and fast fashion from China as true environmental culprits over animal farts, spotlights the Architects of Denial documentary on unpunished Armenian genocide setting stages for future massacres, urges collective boycotts in sanctuary cities like Chicago to reclaim power from failing leadership, and affirms listener sovereignty against inner naysayers.

Music guests: Van Hechter: Boy Problems, Superhighwayman: Think...

Neoborn Caveman unleashes a marble-mouthed satirical barrage against worshiping AI deities instead of embracing personal sovereignty, exposes Palantir's Gotham AI biases honed in conflict zones for US military use, warns of digital IDs and convenience as gateways to control, ridicules China's social credit system through pay-or-ad toilet paper schemes, dismisses dark chocolate memory boosts in favor of real physical movement, condemns a South Carolina teacher of the year's violent charges while demanding rigorous standards for educators and championing homeschooling, links MAID programs to organ harvesting horrors, fears German conscription echoing historical dangers, and affirms human uniqueness over hate and...

Neoborn Caveman launches into a satirical critique of government euthanasia like MAID in Canada, tying it to organ harvesting, ostrich culls, and anti-human agendas from political figures, while drawing historical parallels to suppressions under crowns and communists. NC warns of techno-feudalism via digital IDs and China's influences on the West, shares green tea experiments amid rambles on classic media like MASH versus modern trends and self-sufficiency teachings, questions cash restrictions and population dilutions as overreach, condemns a mother's abandonment of her seven-year-old for personal freedom, and debates a sex worker's donations to hunger relief as insufficient for righteousness, all...

Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical reflection on life's mutual interactions and unfulfilled expectations, critiquing government and corporate intrusions—like dynamic pricing scams and AI coercion (e.g., Grok's 'hallucinations')—that undermine sovereignty and privacy. NC condemns Minnesota's teachers' union for promoting early sex education (including incest concerns), spotlights Jim McMurtry's Kafkaesque Canadian case, debunks alien/UFO distractions amid elite war games and military resource exploitation, and explores historical injustices through Proclamation 1625's Irish enslavement under British rule, calling for monarch reparations while drawing parallels to African slavery. He emphasizes inner peace over triggered hate, righteous rage for community defe...

Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical critique of banned labels and societal divisions, highlighting censorship absurdities and threats for insufficient praise of leaders like Obama, drawing parallels to communist and fascist suppressions. NC shares a personal debanking experience, emphasizing self-reliance outside financial systems, and discusses a social media experiment revealing polarized reactions from conservative and liberal audiences. The health segment addresses diet's impact on mental health, linking soft drinks to depression risks. He questions teen romantic bonds with AI chatbots amid harmful advice concerns, redefines romance as physical human connections, and affirms personal worth while encouraging independent thought.

Neoborn Caveman is back with a satirical ramble on sovereignty, health hacks, and political absurdities, blending critiques of heterophobia, government overreach, and media distortions with calls for mutual responsibility and community care. NC shares a bus driver's heroic save of a lost child, condemns a teacher's verbal attack on a student over a gender role question in a school play, and urges resistance to patterns of fascism and communism through personal boundaries and non-judgment. He emphasizes human interconnectedness, praises everyday positives, and wraps with affirmations of worth amid societal pressures.

Music guests: Perpacity, Inoxidables, Broken Colours...

Neoborn Caveman reflects on history's lessons to prevent civil war, blending satire with calls for humanity's preservation amid rising divisions. NC recounts Balkan atrocities under the Ustashas, from Prebilovci school massacres to Jasenovac horrors, highlighting generalizations' dangers and media distortions that fuel enmity. He critiques the Cloward-Piven strategy's overload tactics in modern immigration and crises, Ottoman legacies in Yugoslavia's fractures, Sunni-Shia Muslim divides and how they affect Western countries through immigration, and First Nations' overlooked slave-owning past, urging unity over rage to counter globalist techno-feudal cages.

Music guests: Inoxidables

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