Hildy's Hot Takes

Another episode coming at ya!! Euphoria really shat the bed in season 2 and I am kind of pissed off about it. I went to the casino last night and realized the blackjack perfect strategy card is fraudulent after some had the audacity to take a piss in the urinal right next to me in an empty bathroom. Some of my other hot takes this episode are that "What is your source" people are the worst and that if you can't correctly guess even one day of Wordle you are an idiot.

I am back! Apologies for the hiatus I just am addicted to complaining about things right now because I can't get off Twitter and the current state of the world is giving me a headache and I didn't want to sound like a whiny bitch. You should never eat a cookie without putting it in the microwave for 10 seconds first. The Olympics are officially dead and that is HHT Certified. Coffee should be illegal. Russia needs to take a xanax. The pandemic is over. It is 2022 if you didn't know, someone tell Justin Trudeau. Enjoy!

I get a little depressed every time I go on Twitter and look at the news tab and the articles that they decide to post on there. Well, not actually because that stuff does not affect you or I one little bit. On this episode I also put forth an incredible, coherent rant, even for my standards, on why it makes so much sense to expand the college football playoff. Seriously a masterpiece if you ask me. In other news, Bobby Orr might be a better player all-time than Wayne Gretzky and Cale Makar is better than Bobby Orr...

Happy New Year everyone! On this episode I decided to just say fuck it and I invited my roommate on the road and teammate of mine on the Oilers, Jake Pappalardo, on to the pod to help me sort through the chaos. Jake is a huge beauty with a huge ass on him and some nice legs. We talk about covid, the new movie Dont Look Up, fact checkers, limes over lemons, fentanyl overdoses, airplane etiquette, and stupid people bragging about their kids political views on twitter. Papps also gives his official Hildy's Hot Takes picks for the College...

Because I am a professional podcaster, I pre-recorded this episode a week in advance because I was going to be busy over the holidays. Just pro podcaster things. On this episode I ponder whether it would be beneficial or not if Salvation Army volunteers played dubstep through a speaker instead of ringing their annoying bells for donations. Urban Meyer gets fired from the Jags in what might be the most incompetent display of professionalism in the history of the universe. What a joke that guy is. Imagine being his wife and kids. Yikes. Other topics I touch on for...

Seriously though, is it really that important to get a picture of your 3 year old that doesn't have a clue what is going on with "Santa" who is probably some old weird geezer that gets off on child pornography?? On this episode I talk about that, and also that nobody gives on flying fuck about the recap of your year that you post on your social media stories. It is almost 2022 and if you didn't know, paper receipts give you cancer when you touch them. No joke, look it up. They are also a purely archaic way to document...

I honestly don't even know what I am talking about on this podcast anymore. It seems like absolute nonsense to me but nonetheless.... If you want to know what my top 5 favorite fruits are give this one a listen. I take some time to bitch about world governments making up new Covid variants to scare people and I also go on a bit of a rant about Twitter and Instagram trying to guilt trip me out of telling people they are the dumbest people alive. Also why is taking your car in to get fixed such a damn ordeal...

Rodney D Hilderman is visiting the beautiful state of Oklahoma and he will be in pure bliss over the next 12 days. Carlo Coliacovo and Marc Methot, two former NHL players cannot figure out the concept of basic supply and demand economics when it comes to why NHL players are paid less than other leagues. I talk about how important it is to be as weird as possible and try as hard as you possibly can not to be normal. Because if you are normal you're basically slowly killing yourself. Not my best episode, but what is good and what...

This episode may be my best yet... YOU BE THE JUDGE

I talk about Hulu's ads that are 1 billion times louder than the actual show for some stupid reason. Then I use my gigantic genius brain to connect my heart rate variability to the time it takes like 10 or more cars to eventually all hit their gas pedals after the traffic light turns green. Genius. I create and new rule for everyone attending a live concert that I am going to be policing hard, you're going to want to know what it is so you don't get...

Apologies for the sniffles and one (1) sneeze during this episode. I start this ACTUAL episode 22 off by complaining again about how soft NHL fans are in terms of player safety and rough plays. Like grow the fuck up already. Then you hear about my so-so experience at a Dan and Shay concert with the boys. I literally thought Shay was a girl this whole time. The episode then takes a bit of a turn, as they always do, and I debate an important hypothetical about guys and girls saying they're gay in the middle of a heterosexual relationship and...

I said like 6 times on the episode that it was episode 22 but I am an idiot so its actually episode 21. On this one I talk about Chipotle basically chopping my balls off in exchange for a bowl and some chips. I then dive in to this absolute maniac's theory about the up and coming Metaverse and segway that into some Connor Mcdavid appreciation. Also, why are we still talking about Jon Gruden, bro that shit happened like a month ago wtf??? Enjoy EPISODE 21

To start the episode off, I commend Kyle Beach for his courage to speak out and shed a light on what happened to him. I then read a few paragraphs from the book I am currently reading that sum up perfectly what we should all do when faced with extremely uncomfortable situations where our backs might be against the wall. That is followed by a mega rant about how brutal flying is. A mega rant. To end my longest pod to date, I list the top 5 beers in history according to me and my huge brain and impeccable taste...

Another late episode but I don't care. What matters is that I recorded and I am back for another week. Oh, and also this one is 30 minutes so fart noise. On this episode I go in depth about how shitty the flying experience is in relation to my recent trip to Rapid City, South Dakota last weekend. I then list my top 5 favorite beers of all time. The episode then takes a turn for 10 minutes at the end where I discuss the events with Kyle Beach and the Chicago Blackhawks video coach in a very pragmatic manner.

It is 9pm. I have been buzzing all day. I am gassed and in a hurry but I am not a piece of shit lazy ass podcaster. I am a hard working, determined, never-miss-an-episode podcaster. Every week baby. Anyway I was tired and in a rush for this one. I talk about stupid idiots smoking meth on Twitter, and Jake Gylenhalls boner. Enjoy.

Sorry for the delay on this episode folks! Took a few days to get settled in here in Tulsa, you know? Errands to run, practices and workouts to go to, an apartment to set up. Anyway, enjoy episode 18. I talk about travelling to Tulsa, Tulsa itself, NFL power rankings, advanced stat hockey nerds being losers, and 5g being nothing but a scam.

-Life update/Canada is a joke

-Went 0-3 for my prime time bets this week

-NFL catch & fumble rule is one of the dumbest in all of sports

-C0llege hockey is back... more hot takes to come

-MLB Playoff celebrations

-People just don't know how to shut the fuck up on the internet

-People need to figure it out while crossing the street

-HHT NFL Primetime Bets update

-Jackson Mahommes is a clown

-Skol Vikes/Dalvin Cook is expendable

-Rams are a wagon

-A calorie IS NOT a calorie

Hilarious episode! So there was a national election in Canada yesterday? I didn't even know about it. I forgot about it. I was too busy GRINDING in the gym shooting like 20 pucks and getting a huge blister on my hand. Then I was too busy trying to figure out if I was going to bet on the Packers or the Lions. While putting in a bet for that game I decided I was going to fade the United States for the Ryder Cup for reasons announced on the pod... Enjoy!!

-Fishing trip recap

NFL Week 1:

-Bengals head coach with all-time terrible coaching decision

-Vikes are fucked already

-Tom Brady is immortal/Aaron rogers is a bum

-Monday Night Football Electricity

-Derek Carr > Kirk Cousins

-Gotta feel bad for Trevor Lawrence

-if you didn't know it is 2021, lets let women get abortions if they need them, okay?

-Garbage season of Hard Knocks recap

-Bonnaroo cancelled due to rain... BRUTAL

-Would you rather x2

-Fentanyl pandemic

I am going to be honest with you guys, I had absolutely nothing really planned for this episode. Nothing is going on besides hurricanes and the Taliban so what do you expect? We live to fight another day. Let me know what you think of this shitty episode.

-Hot chick asked for my # at the bar

-Respect the mic, and take advantage of free food

-Pimple popping conspiracy

-Spending $140 on drinks is the same as spending it on protein powder

-Learn how to breathe

Fucking jam packed episode!!!!

-Some couples need to chill on social media

-NHL Development Camp Instagram fashion week

-We are nothing but perceptions that we think we have

-Listener submitted take of the week

-Multi-level marketing

-Team Canada Women's Soccer wins Olympic Gold

-Simone Biles Rant/Media is a bunch of pussies

-Peyton Manning Speech

-Listener Submitted Take of the Week

-Darnell Nurse Contract... LOL

A completely sports free compilation of a bunch of dumb shit I thought about during my fishing trip mostly while I was high a couple weekends ago. High thoughts, sober words. Enjoy!

NHL Free Agency Frenzy!!! Some shit went down this week! Logan Mailloux and Anthony DeAngelo have the dehydrated people's underwear in a bunch. Ovechkin contract, Marc Andre Fleury trade, Brayden Point deserves every penny, and the Colorado Avalanche are on to something. Enjoy!!

I start the podcast off by spewing out a bunch of B.S. Then I get back to the good ol' Hildy's Hot Take ways. Skateboarding is dead, the Olympics are a joke, and people need to learn how to drive when one lane on the highway is closed. I also go over a WILD night I had last Saturday in downtown Saskatoon. Enjoy!!

Sorry for the delay for episode 5! Hopefully you all are chomping at the bit for this one. More time in between episodes means more thought in between episodes but does not necessarily mean a longer episode. This one should make at least a couple of you laugh. I find myself in a mental conundrum possibly chirping a guy with a skin condition. Nikita Kucherov is a rock star, a new pandemic is sweeping the nation and the Minnesota Wild can finally be good again! Enjoy!

Imagine your'e at a 2-year-old's birthday party and you get accused of being high on the devils lettuce..... Brand new "Shut Up of the Week"...... I have no idea how to shave and I think the Montreal Canadiens have met their match. Enjoy!!

Great new episode this week for you fine people! Feeling good about this one! I talk about Louis Oosthuizen being the king of major golf tournament runner-ups for a reason. I analyze some of the worst dating app bios that I somehow repeatedly see. And I finish off the episode by putting some respect on the Montreal Canadiens name. Enjoy.

It is US Open week folks! Women are making fun of men's penises in South Korea, Phil Mickelson needs to calm down and Rickie Fowler sucks. We were blessed by some unbelievable content for the "Shut Up of the Week" and to finish off I dive into the Stanley Cup semi's... Enjoy!

Hello everyone! Welcome to Hildy's Hot Takes, I am excited to present this to you and get this podcast rolling! After the introduction I lay down a really shitty take. My first segment, the "Shut Up of the Week" is introduced and some asshole couldn't figure out whether to name his kid Trevor or Kevin. Not enough people in this world are drinking enough water, especially not Aaron Rodgers. The Paul brothers are ruining boxing and Ben Askren is an out-of-shape loser. Please, I am begging you to give me some feedback on the episode so I know how...