Retro Smashed Video Game Podcast
Some friends hang out, drink a few beers, insult each other a little bit, and eventually talk about retro video games! Play along with our game of the week where we test our knowledge of useless pop culture trivia. We go over some background info about the video game of the week as well as some of our memories of it. We then finish the show with some Happy Time shout-outs to anniversaries of video game releases and other historical pop culture landmarks.
Episode 118 - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Hey! Listen!! We're finally doing the thing and talking about a Zelda game, despite Weldy's grumblings.
We also go over some more Halloween traditions, the definition of soup, and mix up our meth songs.
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Episode 117 - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
We don't eat babies; we drink booze and eat pizza!
We finally got our cameras up to celebrate our 10,000th download! Thank you all for joining in for the live recording! We also talk about being the giant candy bar house, the "eff you Andy" counter goes off the charts, and Ricky ends upside-down by the end of things.
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Episode 116 - Manhunt
Don't go into the shadows. We have a deadly plastic bag!
Weldy misses his first ever episode and Alex misses out too, but that's okay because we have a special guest, Sam, with us! We record in Ricky's cup-on-a-string booth so bear with us on the bad audio.
Sam talks about stealing his dad's cigarettes, Ricky goes into more of his Bahama trip, and we reminisce about when Sam's house was an old meth house.
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Episode 115 - Dead Island
Who do you Voodoo?
After 10,000 downloads we finally have a host almost puke on the episode. Who will it be? Hint: It's one of three that went to the bar right before recording. We also go over sexy Disney characters, Alex finally learns what the W.E.L.D.Y. scale is, and Ricky continues to be horned up after all of that Fox & The Hound talk.
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Episode 114 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Hey bub! There's a new Wolverine game coming out so why not talk about one of the better movie tie-in games? Snikt! Snikt!
The boys also go over changing celebrity names into perversion, the band Zakk Sabbath, and a Top 10 that falls absolutely apart.
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Episode 113 - Our Top Zombie Games
Beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr............ I mean, Brrrraaaaaaaaiiiinnnnssssss.........
The guys crack open a cold skull full of good head to talk about depression, how scary humans are, and 90s action movies.
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Episode 112 - The Oregon Trail
Here lies Retro Smashed. They lived the way they died - full of booze and memories of old school video games.
Weldy is dad of the year, Alex is a bug out prepper, and Fred Durst stops by to tell us to keep on rollin', baby.
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Episode 111 - Tony Hawk Series
How do you do, fellow kids? We're about to pop an Ollie into a Pop Shuvit, spinning into a Front Foot Impossible, landing into our podcast.
Ricky continues his Disney movies watch, Weldy's kid is Bam Margera, original viral memes, and Bruce Willis movies.
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Episode 110 - Super Meat Boy
Grab your meat and beat it.
We all had a busy few weeks so we skip the game this week to talk about our summer breaks, Bloody Mary recipes and hangover cures, The Scatman, and our homegrown friend, Zackass.
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Episode 109 - Super Mario Sunshine
Welcome to the sun-drenched Isle of Delphino! We're so pleased to welcome you to our beautiful podcast. Come relax and let us refresh your body and spirit.
Ricky is back from HIS island vacation, Weldy blows up a hornet's nest, and Ricky and Andy talk about the Garfield museum.
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Episode 108 - XBOX Summer of Arcade
The giant spiders from the Gene Parmesan Memorial Studios don't attack us this time, but we do find a "Complex Shadow" lurking in the corners. Thankfully the Deadlight shines us (TMNT:) Out of the Shadows.
The boys discuss proper movie theater etiquette, what happened to the Twin Towers in the Cars franchise, and what Brendan Fraser movie awakened people's bisexuality.
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Episode 107 - Blind Ranking Pack-in and Launch Games
Andy is back from the hospital so Weldy decided to torture him with another blind ranking episode.
Ricky ranks some Disney classics, we talk about how wild girls have gone, and where to find a good wedding ring.
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Episode 106 - Soulcaliber
The boys lust for the power they once savored, but a difficult journey lies ahead of them. Will these victims of the evil sword ever find peace?
Andy is out for a surprise hospital visit so the boys hold things together to talk about bad dads on Father's Day, drinking game rules for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and our favorite SpongeBob episodes.
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Episode 105 - Light Gun Games
Put your hands up! Just don't shoot the messengers.
The boys talk about pizza and hotdog toppings, Malört claw machines, and Ricky has a thing for spiders on meth.
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Episode 104 - Patreon Exclusive - 1993 The Blind Ranking
Hey! It's Weldy this time! Andy is dying (just kidding....kind of), I have a mega migraine and a kid that has sleep regression, and ALEX IS IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE! So you get a totally unedited, uncensored episode that we 3 did, blind ranking our favorite games of 1993! It may not be pretty but it'll be amazing, trust me ;)
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Episode 103 - TimeSplitters
The Moose is loose!!! Or at least this episode is. Alex tries to wrangle the boys in this episode while coming off of a root canal, we also discuss bands that had TV shows, TMNT puppets, and try to avoid talking about Kristi Noem's husband.
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Episode 102 - Super Mario Galaxy
Just in time for the new movie, the boys go over one of Weldy's favorite Mario games. Recorded right after St Paddy's Day, we try to talk over Bluey episodes in the background as we go over unintentional villains in movies, recast the next Mario movie, and talk our favorite movie candies. Movie.
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Episode 101 - Create-a-Character
The boys increase their genital slider and reduce their intelligence slider as the beers slider increases throughout the episode this week.
Ricky missed out on the episode so we got André the Giant to join us instead, we also talk about Antique Roadshow, and Weldy's favorite 80's drama TV show.
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Episode 100 - Patreon Exclusive - Draft From a Hat Pt2: Electric Bugaloo
Our live episode was a blast, but due to the hangovers we didn't have enough time to edit it. Check our YouTube channel in the near future to catch it!
In the mean time, enjoy an episode Weldy and Andy recorded back around the 50th episode. Weldy brings his Draft From a Hat back where they discuss a quick round-fire of topics including which character you would have a drink with and what game abilities you would like to have.
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Episode 99 - Rare
Cranky Kong here again. They couldn't come up with anything more clever than bringing me back? Luckily I don't have much else going on. They told me they'd pay me with 99 bananas, but I think they messed up because they gave me a bottle of expired banana juice that made me pass out after drinking it.
These goof balls are still trying to get a sponsor? Maybe they should try something that isn't perverted, then again they start talking about messing with a friend of mine, Birdo. Birdo and I are more of acquaintances though since Birdo playe...
Episode 98 - Fallout: New Vegas
The boys are here to do some business with the BIG IRON on their hips. BIG IRON ON THEIR HIIIIIPPPPS!
Also, Hank Hill looksmaxxes with the new age lingo, Clitvictorious joins The Legion, and we discuss our favorite gmilfs.
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Episode 97 - Psychology of Speed Running
Aribabble comes back to pick Weldy's brain to see why he loves to speed run. We tease Ricky for not making it on the episode, what the best bagel toppings are, and we try to get a sponsor yet again.
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Episode 96 - RollerCoaster Tycoon
Guest #2567 loved this episode.
Not brought to you by Jerkmates or Bad Dragon, the boys discuss Andy's cable access show, "Squeezy Fetus", calling hotline numbers, and join the Robot Chicken cast.
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Episode 95 - 2025 Wrap Up
We wanted to wrap the year up with our top played games of the year, as well as our paid Patreon members' games. We have a high/low game about the year's events all while enjoying one too many "Christmas Spirits"!
The Drunk Boyz video mentioned in the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cU182E3TME
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Episode 94 - Cheats
Cheaters never win, but these losers know the codes to an enjoyable life. (Hint: It's booze.)
We talk about early 2000s fashion, Weldy gives away his passwords, and AI tells us how to do our podcast.
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Episode 93 - Games That Define Us
We're a little late to the trend, but we bring Alex back to talk about the top 10 games that define each of us. Weldy might have Covid, Andy wants to get the logo tattooed on him, and Weldy tries to beat the clock for Happy Times.
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Episode 92 - Halo
The tube shows green! Cycle complete! Welcome back! We'll have your podcast ready stat! Please look around the room. We need to get a calibration reading for your listening diagnostics....
Our friend, Alex, joins us for his favorite video game as well as our "kink" episode, we talk about a "mysterious native Midwest" group of people, the tricks of getting free things at work, and why everyone is 12 years old.
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Episode 91 - Castlevania
Ve vant to suck................ your blood!!
Between the vampire jokes, we go over Kirsten Dunst movies, Andy gives a different definition of "church pews", and Ricky talks about his elder crushes.
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Episode 90 - Conker's Bad Fur Day
The boys stumble out the bar and make some perverted jokes just like their squirrelly friend.
Weldy hides some chocolate milk and yells at the clouds, while Andy and Ricky talk about their childhood crushes.
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Episode 89 - Pause Menus
We take a "pause" *wink wink* to become the Adult Swim and Retro P*rn* Podcast, a Chicago eatery review-cast, and a Sunny in Philadelphia-cast.
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Episode 88 - God of War
By the gods!! Our (other) friend (that is also named), Kyle (not from episode 10), joins us to discuss the God of War series. Andy almost becomes Spider-Man before his house explodes, Ricky continues to have his free speech edited, and we find out about a new cool brawler game called Fight of Gods.
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Episode 87 - Dante's Inferno
The wish to hear such baseness is degrading.
Ricky talks about getting a new tattoo, the boys talk about their AARP, and what level of Hell they belong in.
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Episode 86 - The Ham Sandwiches of Video Games
What's the blandest of bland? Not quite immaculate, but also still easy to swallow? How about a mediocre game? We bring in a friend of the show, Luke, to help us bracket the most medium ranked games out of 40.
Ricky talks about a new game he's been playing, Luke retells some drinking stories, and Andy forgets how to use a doorknob.
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Episode 85 - Crash Bandicoot
Hey plumber man! Your worst nightmare has arrived!
We go over Ricky's birthday party, 90's commercials, and Disney movies.
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Episode 84 - Brütal Legend
ROCK & ROLL!!!! We celebrate Ozzy Osbourne life by going over one of his most famous video games.
The boys also go over worst places to be hungover, Schwarzengger movies, and famous cartoon dogs.
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Episode 83 - Spyro
Drink that bleach, bitch!
We talk about our live episode from Pride, some kids make the world's biggest ramen bowl, and we have a second game!
Oh Yeah, we talk about the little dragon that could, Spyro, as well!!
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Episode 82 - Uwe Boll
Movie Month ends with a detailed report of one of the worst directors of video game movies, Uwe Boll. Ricky teases the Patreon story of how he fell down over the weekend, we talk a bit about 90's alternative rock, and Kermit and Ms. Piggy stop by.
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Episode 81 - Movies About Video Games
Movie month continues as we go over movies that are about video games this time. We have a spelling bee, Ricky goes over some Anime talk, and we discuss AI Book-It.
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Episode 80 - Movies Based on Games
Let's all go to the lobby and grab ourselves a snack! June starts off movie month where we start with movie video game adaptations. Between talking about our memories (and some lost memories) of some video game movies, we also talk about the time Ricky saved Andy's dad's life, the time some murderers showed up on a collector's card, and the time Ricky lost $100.
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Episode 79 - Streets of Rage
Weldy's mom joins us for a special "slightly off a week" Mother's Day episode. She always joins him to play Streets of Rage on his Mother's Day stream, so we figured we'd do a Streets of Rage episode with her! She doesn't stay for the whole episode, but she stays long enough to hear some McDonald's stories, as well as telling us some baby Weldy stories.
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