Leftover Dummies

What personality type is Jesus? Meet, Caga Tio, the Portuguese holiday log that is fed candy and poops out presents. Natalia and Amazon witnessed a hit and run accident.

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Amazon and Hiro are joined by Natalia to talk about vegan cats, & read the latest TMZ hiphop headlines.

music by Grehn, photo created from prompt at https://creator.nightcafe.studio/ edited by Amazon.

Amazon and Natalia discuss some conspiracy theories about our feline companions. we start out talking about why cats trill, and it quickly devolves from there.

(episode title is satire)

music by Grehn

art generated by https://www.imagine.art/ with prompt "infowars spy cat in trenchcoat, sunglasses and fedora. cats spying on their owners for their alien overlords. covert agent kitty trying to destroy the world. shady looking cat reporting back on its owner to the aliens in a flying saucer."

Dummies are back with friend of the show, epic reggae musician Bryan Watson. We chat a bit about his new release, Right Now which is out this week on Dubbstarr.

We talk a little bit about the reggae music scene in Cleveland, running a studio, the Urantia Book, the names of God and Jesus (Yeshua), and Bryan's got some tips for musicians who are planning on going into the studio.

We discuss some of the important things for new musicians to consider when trying to take their music to the next level, and we finish...

Sado-Masochism.

The World War 2 Bunker at the Huntington Beach wetlands.

Natalia's Strange Coincidence.

Is humanity on a path to becoming like the Buddhist gods?

Phoebe Bridgers vs. David Crosby.

Octopus Caveman vs. Kim Kardashian.

Amazon vs. the Rent-A-Cop.

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton and Octopus Caveman, with aid of some samples taken from https://www.freesound.org and https://www.looperman.com.

We are super tardy with our Kristin Smart trial verdict update. sorry. .oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo. Character Actor Margo Martindale...

This beach is awful. .oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.

Amazon and Armand built a shelter and then someone died inside of it. 

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton, with aid of some samples taken from https://www.freesound.org and https://www.looperman.com.

Image created with creativefabrica using the prompt "pen and ink with a guache wash of myrtle beach casino on fire with unhealthy tourists escaping."

I Musk has a hot take on the chess tournament.

II Kristen Smart

III Vacationing in Northern California

IV Is Kansas City the taco Capital of the USA?

V New Music Review - the Liverpudlian singer

VI Daylight Savings Time

Photo created by starryai.com with the prompt "analog alarm clock in a room on a desk in a skyscraper, looking out on the downtown area of a mega city with a nuclear cloud far away on the horizon. copic marker, spray paint stencil, colored pencil."

The horseshoe theory of politics.

Zerocalcare and his netflix show "Tear Along the Dotted Line"

Birthday scavenger hunt with Death Cab For Cutie. 

Photo by Stability AI program Dream Studio with the prompt "Long Beach California Police eating donuts, pen and ink, dots, in a Jose Clemente Orozco style" Prompt and edit by Mr. Amazon Halliburton.

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton, with aid of some samples taken from https://www.freesound.org and https://www.looperman.com. 

Natalia leaves a message for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and you can too. 

Amazon is fascinated by a paradox.

Liz Cheney won't let a minor setback like losing an election deter her from a run for the presidency, and Donald Trump Jr. weighs in. 

Droughts in the west and floods in the east.

We continue our coverage of the Kristen Smart trial.

The military is desperate to recruit and Amazon has an idea on how to avoid getting drafted.

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton, with ai...

Hiroshi-san is back again, and we have a correction to make about Hunter Biden.

Point Nemo is the farthest place from land anywhere in the ocean.

Antares and his skatepark in Tijuana.

How to deal with getting your shit jacked.

We also discuss homelessness and commiserate about what it's like to live in a car.

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton, with aid of some samples taken from https://www.freesound.org and https://www.looperman.com.

Photo taken by Amazon Halliburton in Long Beach, CA

 This week we are joined by Hiroshi-san to talk about the Tupac hologram at Coachella.

 Amazon sticks his foot in his mouth, yet again. 

 Hunter Biden smoking crack, while Baron Trump is a super-scary dude.

 Discussing The street sweeper as class traitor/tool of oppression. 

 Google's AI, Lamda is suing Google in order to be recognized as sentient. After our conversation, Hiroshi found this clip of an AI breaking a childs finger during a chess tournament.

 Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can t...

Join us as Natalia discusses seeing and meeting the members of her favorite band, Bright Eyes.

bacteria breeds on a microfiche slide. 

roll that beautiful bean footage.

follow Duke (the Bush's baked beans dog) on instagram.

how high can you count? 

the don draper of yogurt

they were wrong when they said to never meet your heroes...

the street sweeper discussion is gonna have to wait.

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I Hot Chip and L'Imperatrice

II Bright Eyes on late night TV

III Unions & pizza parties

IV Super Bloom

V A segment wherein which we come up with ideas for segments.

VI Baby clothes for adults? (Natalia is jealous of baby fashion)

VII Anthony Pouchie Redux

VIII Flower Burger

IX Amazon doesn't want to go on a cruise

X Cruel World festival

XI Tamagotchi

XII Ancient bust found at a Goodwill

XIII Mr. Bryan Watson...

I Eco-Hostel in Hawaii

II TurboTax is awful

III The Border is an affront to humanity

Hedonisia website (location has been destroyed by volcano) https://hedonisia.com/

Eat the Rich Turbotax episode - https://soundcloud.com/eattherichpod/ep-114-turbotax

Turbotax exposé in the Atlantic - https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/03/how-maker-turbotax-fights-keep-your-taxes-complicated/316967/

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton, with aid of some samples taken from https://www.freesound.org and https://www.looperman.com.

Photograph taken by Amazon Halliburton in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico.

I What’s it like to have balls?

II Caulk jokes

III More about Ukraine

IV Checking the Nukemap to see how you’d fare in a nuclear explosion

V The importance of Russia in defeating the Nazis and the importance of journalistic integrity

VI Bloomberg gives some helpful tips on how to fight inflation

VII Kitties and Raccoons

VIII Michael Parenti

Article about the band who recorded the song Kyiv Calling - https://www.clashmusic.com/news/viral-ukranian-band-beton-accused-of-fascist-links

Ukrainian President offs...

I The City & Suburbia

II RT Removed From Youtube

III China and Covid 19

Photograph and music by Mr. Amazon Halliburton.

First as Tragedy, Then as Farce by Slavoj Žižek - https://www.versobooks.com/books/2754-first-as-tragedy-then-as-farce

RT banned from youtube - https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-11/russia-media-divide-deepens-youtube-drops-rt-instagram-blocked

Abby Martin's Podcast, Media Roots Radio - https://open.spotify.com/episode/47u1aH14AKScpqfWr2jECY?si=Jw1COBJ2RSmNyWl_JI1Wmg

Coronavirus in China article by WSWS - https://www.wsws.org/en/ar...

I The War In Ukraine and Media Bias

II When Archie Met Amie

III Talk With Andrew Strother about our ska band in high school, what he learned from the LDS church, communism, and the George Floyd Insurrection

IV The Infamous Indian TV News Debacle with Mr. McAdams

Music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton, with use of some samples taken from freesound.org and looperman.com except for "No Belief" by Constructicon off of their new album Devastator. Follow them on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/warballads/

Tof,u...

Join us as we attempt to cope with the holidays. We got wild turkeys, we got Mary Christmas and Jack Frost. Heck, we even got a step-by-step guide on how to fail a drug test.

Bumper music created by Mr. Amazon Halliburton with the aid of some samples taken from freesound.org and looperman.com 

Popstar Nima Christmas tree photograph taken by Mr. Archibald Slattington, and edited by Mr. Amazon Halliburton.

Happy Christmas guys!

Saxaphone provided by Ras Beeken Dan.

French musician Jacques says hello, does some ASMR, and makes some sounds into music. 

We talk a little bit about Raël, friend of the space aliens 

Archie and Amazon consider getting into mushroom cultivation, and Amazon reviews marijuanilla.

I Jacques Auberger

II The Prophet and the Space Aliens. 

III Mushroom Cultivation & Huitlacoche

IV Marijuanilla & Aztec Tobacco

Jacques Has a New Song (turn on english subtitles for lyrics) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0GhY1jviFU

The Prophet and the Space Alie...

I Everyone Should Have A Standing Ovation At Least Once in Their Life  

II Dummies Do Literature  

III Lucid Dreaming

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Mexico City street art photo taken and edited by Mr. Amazon Halliburton

I This Podcasting Thing is Harder Than it Looks

 II Whittier, Alaska

 III Phoebe Bridgers at the Greek Theater

 IV Buying Gas at Costco

 V Street Sweepers, Meter Maids, and Jail

 VI Adventures in Sensory Deprivation

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Photo of Purrcifer by Natalia Ferrari

I The Mystery of the Sleeping Village of Kalachi in Kazakhstan  

II Jacques Auberger & Matmos  

III Exercise & Yoga  

IV K. Strass the Yo-yo Guy  

V Miracle Village, Florida  

VI Honeymooning in Mexico City  

Kalachi Sleeping Mystery Solved - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/17/mystery-kazakhstan-sleeping-sickness-solved

Jacques Performing at a Waterpark - JACQUES - Bruxelles Ma Belle - "Petite Session impro sans titre au Calme" - Live @ Océade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzzWCZ5wcik&t=123s

K Stras...

I Flaming Lips Concert  II Elliot Smith  III Bob Ross & Bicycles  IV Grizzly Bear Genetics  V Kuru & Cannabalism

Elliott Smith and the Big Nothing - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/339730.Elliott_Smith_and_the_Big_Nothing

Bob Ross Documentary - https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/aug/31/bob-ross-documentary-netflix-joshua-rofe

Grizzly Bear Genetics Article https://www.science.org/news/2021/08/mind-blowing-grizzly-bear-dna-maps-indigenous-language-families

Kuru Wikipedia Article - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

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I Going back to concerts  II Exercise Junky  III Mexican Vacation  IV Secret Disneyland Trip  V Fantastic Fungi

We tried something a little different this week. Enjoy.

Review of Fantastic Fungi on Netflix  - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8258074/

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I QR Code Scam  II Critical Race Theory  III Sensory Deprivation and a Massage  IV Running a Marathon / Eating Kimchi  V Norteño and Ultras

 Music & Art created by amazon halliburton with samples used taken from freesound.org and looperman.com 

I Why Haven't We Encountered Aliens?  II Critical Race Theory  III Youtube Shorts / Don't Watch All Gas No Brakes!  IV A Homeless Guy Took A Nap In Amazon's Car  V Amazon Inspires the World's First Typed Post-it Note

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I Black Licorice and Mocha  II Picking Up Food From a Back-alley 'Ghost' Kitchen  III The Hard Times Wrote an Article About Us  IV Diver Survives Being Swallowed by a Whale  V Morrissey is Headlining the Cruel World Tour and Amazon Isn't Pleased

Cinnaholic - https://www.cinnaholiclongbeach.com 

Moon Bowls - https://www.moonbowls.com

Hard times podcast write up - https://thehardtimes.net/blog/oh-shit-this-week-the-boys-talk-cancel-culture

Diver swallowed by a whale - https://www.livescience.com/fisherman-swallowed-by-humpback.html

Morrissey headlining Cruel World Festival - https://www.spin.com/2021/06/morri...

I Frozen Yogurt  II Elon Musk and the Perverted Cryptocurrency  III Lost Wedding Ring  IV Mexico City Snake House  V Perceptions of Vegans and Veganism  VI Music

Elon Musk article - https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/elon-musk-cumrocket-crypto-price-b1860208.html

Mexico City Snake House https://www.designboom.com/architecture/mexican-snake-house-surreal-airbnb-javier-senosiain-08-07-2018/

Music created by Amazon Halliburton with some samples used from freesound.org

I Mushrooms  II Pan Dulce  III Using a Pseudonym  IV Flow State V Designer Goods: Archie Wants a Louis Vuitton Wallet.

Vegan Pan Dulce Restaurant in Santa Ana California https://www.soyconchabakery.com/

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I Andy Warhol  II Fat Mike From NoFx Cancelled? - Panties for men  III Archie's ten-mile jog  IV Thought Slime Video On Non-Dualism (the oneness of everything)  V Palestinian DJ Documentary featuring Sama' 

This week we go hard on art, music and philosophy, with all of that typical dummy irreverence you've come to know and love. 

Article about Nofx and Fat Mike getting cancelled. https://www.nme.com/news/music/nofx-cancel-punk-rock-bowling-show-due-to-hate-messages-and-threats-over-vegas-shooting-joke-2932932

Thought Slime video on Non Dualism https://youtu.be/wp2iZqUJV3w

Documentary on Palestinian hip-hop, trap, and techno featuring Sama...

I Vacation Stories - Trekkies  II Travel to the East Coast  III Korean Tofu Soup and Japanese Ramen  IV Vegan Restaurants Run by the 'Supreme Master'  V Game of Shrooms is Back and is Almost Upon Us!  VI Polo & Pan New Song Video Animation Creators Noemi Ferst and Benjamin Moreau  VII Mexicans and Tweety Bird.

Watch the Trekkies Movie

Deutsch Welle article on the Supreme Master and Her Vegan Restaurants 

Learn more about Game of Shrooms happening June 12, 2021.

New Polo and Pan Song

Here's the article about the artists behind...

I Popstar Nima   II Archie in the Pocono Mountains  III Staying Positive in the Face of Incredible Adversity  IV Dummies Podcast Model  V Keith Haring - Math Pop - The New Romantics

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I Twin Peaks  II Redwoods Burning  III Forest Gardens of so-called British Columbia  IV What's the Best Song About Georgia That Has 'Georgia' in the Name?  V Crazy Auto Mechanic Denies That He is Stealing Truck, What Do You Think?  VI Urdu Language and Culture

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I Going to Disneyland  II Working in the Mortuary During the Covid 19 Pandemic  III Bright Eyes' Conor Oberst Autographed Poster - Who are the Dummies' Hall Passes?  IV Vegan Pizza  V Saturation Diving Hero  VI Vegan Tacos  VII Wes Anderson Movie Day  VIII Punjabi Language and Culture  

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I Tijuana Mexico  II This is Hell - Daniel Johnston  III Talkin' Turkey  IV Japanese Animation  V If On a Winter's Night a Traveler by Italo Calvino  VI Museum Day - Sensory Deprivation Chamber  VII Yoruba Language and Culture

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I Covid Shot Redux  II Pennsylvania Amish  III Jello Biafra is on Social Media, and Has He Got a Meme For You  IV Food Not Bombs  V Commander Cluck Vegan Chicken & Adventurous Adventuresome Adventures in Vegan Eating  VI Dapper Men's Fashion With Archie  VIII Sweden 

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