Least Haunted

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A well researched deep dive into the world of the paranormal from a skeptical and comedic perspective. Using science, anthropology, and humor to find the truth behind history's greatest supernatural events, mysteries, and creatures. "The only thing that's haunted is you!"

Episode 153: The Fox Sisters & The Beginning of Spiritualism
#153
03/06/2026

At long last we're going to start talking about Spirtualism! Just in time for Women's History Month! Hear how two young sisters in a haunted house sparked a religious movement that had far reaching repercusions. From a farmhouse in upstate new york, to shaping world events and politics, spiritualism is a big topic. And it all starts with The Fox Sisters... 

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Episode 152: A Ghost Divided
#152
02/20/2026

This time Cody does a bit of recycling, and tells Garth about the ghosts of Abraham Lincoln. But how many hauntings can one ex president have? A score? Four score?! How many is a score anyway?  We don't answer that. But we do go for a train ride! Trains are fun. Right? 

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Episode 151: An Octopuses Garden in The Trees
#151
02/06/2026

What's that sound? Can it be the gentle pop of tenticular suckers in the forest? But how could that be? This time we explore the world of The Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus! Along the way we find out how an 85 year old engineering disaster meant to solve a problem caused by the last ice age lead to a key moment in early internet culture, and what that says about our current world today. 

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Episode 150: Paul Bunyan
#150
01/23/2026

It is our sesquicentennial episode! And in deference to the state of things in Minnesota, we will be talking about yet another giant of American folklore, Paul Bunyan. Who is he? Where does he come from? What does he want? Some of those questions may be answered! Along the way you might learn more than you ever thought you wanted to know about international trade politics of the 1500's. However by the end you will be left with a new question: How tall do you want your Paul?

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Episode 149: Cryptid For The Year 2026!
#149
01/09/2026

Only a week in and it looks like we are in for a hell of a rocky year ahead. We need a figure of inspiration to guide us. To exemplify the energy we'll all need to get through this together. If only there was someone, something... nay! Some creature that could be our spirit cryptid for the year?
Well that's what we're going to be looking for in this episode, with a little hep from our Monster Squaddies, It's a new Least Haunted tradition! Cryptid For The Year!

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The Crepuscular Quadrant: C.O.A.L.
#148
12/24/2025

Christmas is a time for family, friends, food, and good will towards your fellow persons. That is, unless you live in a world where every day is Christmas... For if you live in The Crepuscular Quadrant it is a time for fear, paranoia, and suspicion. A time where every action you make will help decide if you are Naughty or Nice. Who will get presents? And who gets C.O.A.L.? 

The Least Haunted Players

Nate Nauseda.......... The Chief

Garth von Ahnen.......... Leni Stellan

Cody Franks.......... Ralf

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Episode 147: In The Horse Mouth of Fadness
#147
12/05/2025

It's the holiday season! Time for incomprehensible traditions and seasonal fads. The sort of annual things that make one say, "How the hell did that get started?" and "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?!" Well today we are going to talk about just such a tradition. Mired in the mysterious mists of time, folklore, and possibly alcohol. Do you hear the jingle of bells? Do you hear a rhyming verse outside your house? Are you in Wales? If so, it might not just your  average carolers... It might just be Mari Llwyd. 

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Episode 146: Back Crack Quack
#146
11/21/2025

This time Cody and Garth take a crack at setting the story straight in regards to a fairly controversial topic. This'll be a divisive one involving: a ghost, murder, cults, conspiracies, legal precedence, strange technologies, lawsuits, severe bodily injury, a whole lot of money, and just maybe some "medicine". 
So have a good stretch, get comfortable, and buckle up! This is a wild ride. 

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Episode 145: least Conspired #3. MMMKay Ultra
#145
11/08/2025

Cody and Garth went to Dr. Tim King's cabin in the woods so that he could tell them all about the nefarious shenanigans and crimes of the C.I.A. and how American tax payer money contributed to the development of the 1960's counter culture, extreme human rights violations, and perverts looking through a two way mirror! No need for the tin foil, because this conspiracy is 100% true and confirmed, albeit slightly REDACTED.

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Episode 144: Least Haunted Presents, "House on Normal Hill"
#144
10/31/2025

It's Halloween! And that means it is time once again for The Least Haunted Digital Theater to open its audio doors! When Cody and Garth receive a mysterious invitation in their P.O. Box, little can they suspect the perfectly normal average boring night that awaits them... Even though said night will bring them face to face with two nemeses of their past, and place them in the clutches of an eccentric billionaire. Also, Ted is there. 
So join them won't you? For a night in The House on Normal Hill! 

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Episode 143: The Brookdale Lodge
#143
10/24/2025

It's a dream come true for Cody! Least haunted has finally been granted an "overnight" investigation of a famous haunted location! Or have they? Could this long awaited dream really be a nightmare? Or will it just be a somewhat sleepy slumber party in a supposedly haunted hotel room? Welcome to The Brookdale Lodge! a place with over 100 years of history, legends, and mysteries. A location previously haunted by show nemeses Zak Bagans AND Sylvia Browne! A river runs through it... I'm haunted by waters Y'all! 

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Episode 142: Scientifical Americans with Sharon A. Hill.
#142
10/10/2025

This time we are joined by writer, researcher, and paranormal expert Sharon A. Hill to discuss her book, Scientifical Americans, in which she researched and documented the phenomenon of Amateur Reasearch Investigation Groups (ARIGs) or as you might know them, Ghost Hunters! It is a fun and insightful conversation into the world of the "Scientifical" and paranormal sub culture/community. And along the way Cody and Garth get some advice about their own planned ghost hunting expedition. 

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Episode 141: Ride Scare
#141
09/26/2025

You know this story. Even if you don't think you do, you do. It's totally true and it happened to a friend of a friend of mine... This time Cody and Garth talk about one of the most widespread "urban myths" in history, The Vanishing Hitchhiker! From the roads of ancient Rome, to the highways of The United States, to the tv screen, and everywhere in between- Why is it so hard for a ghost to catch a ride? 

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Episode 140: There's Something About Mary Celeste
#140
09/12/2025

Some ships just keep on sailing, they drift across the map. Some ship's just keep on sailing, tell me what is up with that? They've lost their crew and  captain, left a mystery and cargo. But there's something about Mary that they don't know. 
Mary. There's just something about Mary... Celeste. 

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Episode 139: Rosemary's Babies in A Flat
#139
08/29/2025

There is an old joke, "What is Beethoven up to these days?" Answer, "Decomposing." Haha very funny. Everybody laughs. But what if I told you that in the 1960's famous dead musicians of the past got tired of decomposing and decided to start re-composing? With the help of a mild mannered British single mother and lunch lady, a full Liszt of the greats were ready to take the stage once more and start their encore. 

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Episode 138: Hodag Hoedown
#138
08/15/2025

This time Cody and Garth explore the legend of the fearsome Hodag with a little help from Least Haunted's resident old timey prospector Lucky Johnson. What is a Hodag? Why is the Hodag? And how is the Hodag? All good questions, and all with somewhat "satisfactory" answers. So grab your dynamite, hide your all white bulldogs, and make sure to be kind to any old oxen you might encounter. It's Hodag Hoedown time! 

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Episode 137: Rod Fishing
#137
08/01/2025

You heard about Rods? How about Sky Fish? Did you know about the mysterious lifeforms that this very monent swarm about everything you know at speeds too fast for the naked eye? You didn't? Then It's time to point your cameras up at the sky and into the sun, because we're going Rod Fishing! 

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Episode 136: Crashing Roswell
#136
07/19/2025

It's the exciting conclusion to UFO Month! Pick up the story of Flying Saucer Mania two weeks later, and hear about the most famous UFO cover-up conspiracy of all time! Buckle up because we're Crashing Roswell!

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Episode 135: Attack of The Saucers!
#135
07/04/2025

It's Least Haunted UFO Month! And to kick it off we're going all the way back to the beginning. Get ready to meet Kenneth Arnold. A 1940's flying fire extinguisher flogger who's strange encounter in the skies over the state of Washington would change science fiction, pop culture, and launch a thousand conspiracy theories. The truth is out there, and it's tamer than you thought. 

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Episode 134: The Point of Unicorns
#134
06/20/2025

Everything you think you know about Unicorns is probably wrong. Or is it? What is the point of these creatures? Where do they come from? And what do they even look like? One thing is for sure, somehow capitalism is probably to blame. 

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Episode 133: The Amazing Randi
#133
06/06/2025

Happy Pride! To celebrate we are going to discuss the magical and fabulous life of James Randi. One of the greatest magicians of the twentieth century, and a skeptical investigator without equal. From precocious beginnings in Canada, to the television screen, he battled misinformation and scammer "hoo-ha peddlers". And along the way he will test the boundaries of what it takes to bring honesty to a world of lies.  
So grab a few spoons, some strong rope, and your skepticals. Things are about to become AMAZING! 

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Episode 132: Fee-Fi-Fo-DUMB!
#132
05/23/2025

This time Cody tells Garth an internet favorite legend that is a giant pile of crap. And in searching for the origin, he causes himself physical pain and mental damage. Hold on tight for The Kandahar Giant!

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Episode 131: The Beauty of The Beast.
#131
05/09/2025

Garth is on assignment once again. So this time Cody is joined once again by wildlife biologist Carolyn to discuss a beastly set of occurances in pre-revolutionary France. What was to be a simple walk in the woods, becomes a very deep and thorough exploration of the ins and outs of The Beast of Gevaudan! 

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Episode 130: The Bell Witch
#130
04/25/2025

This time Cody tells Garth about a legend from Tennessee, a tale of poltergiest-like shenanigans, Gef The Mongoose akin mischief, and MURDER? Hear the tale of The Bell Witch. "The Most Documented Haunting in history"* 
Also take a trip to Garth's Corner to learn about Barnard's Star! 
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Episode 129: Cody & Garth Review Nandor Fodor and The Talking Mongoose
#129
04/11/2025

It's our FIFTH ANNIVERSARY! And to celebrate we have returned to the story that started it all. That's right, Gef The Talking Mongoose! Only this time we will be reviewing the 2023 film, Nandor Fodor and The Talking Mongoose, starring Simon Pegg, Minnie Driver, Christopher Lloyd, and... Neil Gaiman, unfortunately, as Gef the Mongoose. 
Does it hold up to the tale we told in the first episode of this podcast? Who did it better? Spoiler: it was us. We did it better.
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Episode 128: Going on a Ghost Adventure
#128
03/28/2025

It's almost April 1st! And you know what that means? Time to talk about some Paranormal Fools! And arguably there is no one who fits that bill more than Zak Bagans and the Ghost Adventures Crew! Who is that? And what is Ghost Adventures? Well, just sit right back and hear a tale. A tale of a paranormal trip. That started from a ghostly town and the throwing of a brick... 

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Episode 127: Duncan Do Nots
#127
03/15/2025

This time Cody tells Garth all about Ectoplasm! What is it? Where does it come from? Should you eat it? etc. And along the way tells the story of the last woman to be "tried for witchcraft" in The United Kingdom!

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Episode 126: Information Not Found...
#125
02/28/2025

Get the 411 on the 411. No, not those 411, the other 411! Confused? That's to be expected. This time we get tangled up in the weblike string of the old "crazy board" and try not to lose ourselves in the wild conspiracy of The Missing 411... And along the way we'll visit some National Parks too! 

Content Warning: This episode discusses topics that some listeners might find upsetting or disturbing.

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Episode 125: The Misty Nights of The Ogo-Pogo
#125
02/14/2025

There is something in the waters of Lake Okanagan, British Columbia. It is the subject of myths and legends. And It has stymied the likes of both Leonard Nimoy and The History Channel... But We're pretty sure we've got it all figured out. Also, borders. What's up with those?

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Episode 124: Atlantis Sinking
#124
01/31/2025

This is the story of what happens when no one gets satire or allegory. When generations of people fail to get the point and instead go searching for a metaphor. A cautionary tale about how fan fiction can potentially lead to genocide and aliens... A slippery slope that leads right into the very depths of the human imagination, and possibly to the bottom of the ocean itself. This is Atlantis! 

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Polterbites: This Podcast Kills Fascists.
01/22/2025

Garth is back with a brand new Polterbites! This time we talk about what we were up to the last three months while he was away, why he was away, and then we dive into politics and the philosophical ways to oppose fascism. Then finish it off with an old song for a new world.

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Episode 123: Lights! Phoenix! Action!
#123
01/17/2025

Garth has returned from his special assignments, and Cody has returned from Phoenix with a tale to tell. Get out your telescopes and potato cameras, look upwards and through the past to the mid 90's as we explore one of the largest mass UFO sightings in history! And along the way we'll take a ride on a warthog too. 

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Episode 122: Mayapocalypse 2012
#122
01/03/2025

Cody is joined once again by Dr. Tim King to go over the very complicated workings of the Mayan calendar, and why in the extremely grand scale of things, December 2012 wasn't as much to worry about as many wanted you to believe at the time. Or was it? 
Included: ASMR of rain on a cabin roof. 

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The Crepuscular Quadrant: They Give
#121
12/20/2024

This is the story of Fred and Jane. An ordinary couple who are about to find that not only has The Holiday Season always been a little less stressful when it happens to other people, but more so when it isn't being celebrated in The Crepuscular Quadrant.

Cast:
Fred..... Lord Havelock
Jane..... The Bibarbarian
Tom/Jaspar..... Cody Franks
Sarah..... Kelly Flynn
Rodd Sterling..... Himself
Written and Directed by.... Cody Franks
Art and Music by..... Garth von Ahnen

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Episode 120: Spooky Lighthouse
#120
12/06/2024

Cody talks to his brother Gunner about his obsession with Lighthouses. Why are they so spooky? What are they for? Why is it a bad idea to have two men with the same name in the same one? Follow the flashing beacon to the answers as they try to solve a 124 year old mystery. 

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Episode 119: Headless Horsepeople
#119
11/22/2024

This time Cody is joined by The Least Haunted beer expert/attorney Travis Alexander of The Hoppy Trails Pod to talk about cephalically challenged equestrians, and the origin of one of the first American Ghost Stories. So tighten the straps on your saddle, pour yourself a nice beer, and hold on tight! It's a bumpy ride. And above all else, don't lose your head. Unless you are into that sort of thing...

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Musical Minisode: Laughing in The Abyss
11/08/2024

It's been a stressful few weeks. So this episode is not a typical episode. It's a surprise musical performance the likes of which many an open mic night and local venue has seen before! Honestly, we all just deserve a little break. We will be back to laughing about silly supernatural shenanigans next time.

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The Crepuscular Quadrant: Taint No Sin
#117
10/25/2024

You are about to gain ingress to another realm. A zone not just of time, and place... but one that is a theater of the mind. A place where the spooky and horrifying meet both the inane and the ridiculously bizarre or contrived. Grab on to your butts. For you just stumbled on a curb of strange, and tripped into The Crepuscular Quadrant! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!   Starring: Havelock... The Driver Bibarbarian... Hitchhiker 1 Cody Franks... Hitchhiker 2 Garth von Ahnen... Rodd Steriling    Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/6jSqPXupJk Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/leasthaunted Follow us on Tumblr! https://l...


Episode 116: Stonehenge
#116
10/11/2024

Join us for quite possibly the most boring episode we've ever done. More fun than watching paint dry is listening to rocks get stacked! This time we try to get to the bottom of Stonehenge. Who built it? Where did they come from? And what were they doing?.. What's the meaning of Stonehenge?!!

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Episode 115: Wherever The Devil Leeds You.
#115
09/27/2024

Sometimes you just want to talk about The Jersey Devil, but all of the little details keep getting in the way. This time we are going to scour The Pine Barrens for the secret untold truth of The Garden State's second most famous monster... After Bruce Springsteen, that is. 

Also in this episode: We run with The Sun Dogs in search of alien life in Garth's Corner.

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