Parents Night Out with No New Friends
Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life...
Grand Refrigerator Tour
In this Episode did Remy steal Abby's Corn? Who's your Daddy. Plus we take a terrifying tour of Remmy's Fridge. Did Sarah get her Hunchback pins? And much much more.
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Spectrum Magic
In this Episode we celebrate being Earthquake Survivors. Why does Remy send food back at Longhorn? What awkward conversations have you had with strangers that you cannot get out of? What toys would you bring to life and much more.
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Sex Tape with a Banana
In this episode we find out that one of us has a sex tape. Also, one of us wants to do stuff with Bananas. Also, who knew but Remy has a pain fetish. Miranda has to deal with a melt down at a tee ball game. Was it her husband or her 3-year-old you ask....the answer is YES. And much much more.
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Tug Burn
What would it take to get the podcast canceled. How much money would each host take to do an episode topless? Scott provides a vasectomy update. Remy gives Miranda marriage advice. Why is Miranda so cheerful? And much more.
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Medi Pedi
In this episode we get to know Remy just a bit better. He attempts to explain his infamous shirtless Tick Tock. Miranda explains her Tequilla restrictions. Sarah and Scott had a Disney day and Scott took her on a tour through Germany. What is Remy's take on Michael Jackson. And Miranda goes to see Bush!
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Poop on a Scale
How was Miranda's Mother's day and Birthday? What other new thing are we going to learn about Sarah this week? Remy has a crazy work story. Chris started shaving his back. And much more.
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Adderall Withdrawals
For some reason Remy thinks he is the host of this episode and askes a super strange question to the group. Scott is bitter about the Orlando Magic. Miranda's husband decided to self (what is the opposite of medicate) and is up to all sorts of shenanigans.
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Robot Surgery
Miranda returns from an unexpectant surgery.....AGAIN. Remy performed on a music show??? Does anyone take advantage of Handicapped parking? Scott's pool contract and much more.
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Ready to Streak
Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us. Remy shares the crazies thing he has ever done under the influence. Chris has another run in with Amazon after joining a Scammer Discord Group. Scott's dog is going blind and much more.
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Gays Find a Way
In this episode a strange conversation about domestic beer and college nicknames. Miranda has a new Tik Tok friend. Sarah has a dog update. Scott is finally getting a pool. Idaho is canceling Drag Shows. And much more.
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The Professional "Ball" Boy
Miranda talks about her new Boobs. Scott compares his surgery to hers and who has it worse. Sarah had a very interesting and expensive date night. There is a new Netflix show in town and much more.
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I survived the Mexican Cartel and only got a tee shirt
In this episode Scott discusses his recent trip to Mexico and the Cartel. Scott just got his manhood chopped. Chris took an interesting vacation to Florida. He flew American Airlines and Frontier which one do you think was delayed. Plus Chris is still a scumbag scammer.
#mexicancartel #americanairlines #frontierairlines #vesectomy
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My Ex-Wife is House-Sitting (and We’re All Drunk)
Scott is one day away from his Mexico vacation, but the "staging area" for his luggage is currently blocked by a bottle of wine and a houseguest he never expected: his ex-wife. Join the crew as they break down the absurdity of Scott’s pre-trip preparation, the bizarrely friendly relationship between his current wife and his ex, and why a 50-pound weight limit is the ultimate test of a marriage.
High Speed Face Down Ripples
This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more.
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Double X Chromosome
In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes.
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ICE ICE Save Me
There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song.
#ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9volt
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The She Wee
Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song.
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Verizon Blackout
In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.
#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny
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Conformity Gate
Strange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video.
#strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajones
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Ozempic Ruined Hollywood
It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok?
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Chocolate Covered "Toys"
It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties.
In this episode:
The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts of the podcast into AI to get a performance review. Find out which host got an "F," who the AI thinks is "cancelable" (hint: it's comparable to Tony Hinchcliffe), and why the algorithm declared Scott the "irreplaceable punchi...When Santa Got Handsy
On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-Qaeda.
Meanwhile, the gang accidentally forms their new favorite rock band, Judah and the Maccabees, with Miranda on drums and Scott confusing the lead singer for...
Them Skeleton Bitches
James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more!
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Ali al-Akbar
Scott goes to Disney Solo. How is that working out for him? Nick recaps his trip. Chris had a Monday. And so much more.
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Heat for the Seat
In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids. Then Chris is selling his childhood home. What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process.
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Big Bad Voodoo Dady
Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios. Chris went to Urgent Care. What is a day in the life of Remy like? Who said it best. And much more!
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Happy Holigays
In this episode Nick talks about his recent Disney Trip. Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable. Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game? A surprise special guest joins us and much much more!
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First Grade Puppet Master
Scott is not here and the crew is let loose. Chris has to be Boomer tech support. Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game? Nick has to show ID for something bazar. Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more.
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Lobsters: The insects of the S-E-A!
In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much? Chris is listening to a horror book on tape. Miranda had a date night and so much more.
#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight
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Life of a White Girl
In this episode Miranda shares stories from her recent visit to the pumpkin patch or was it the state fair? There was plenty of news to unpack. Nick went to a running party???
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Beeping Smoke Detector
In this episode Chris tries to solve the mystery of the beeping smoke detector. Miranda is dealing with the plague. Scott uses Chat GPT to help his daughter with her algebra. And what rewards program did Scott just join?
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Ballet Alter boy, caused by Tylenol
What is your view on nudity, walking around your house, sleeping naked? Miranda brings us the news. Chris went to a Jewish wedding. And the gang has their banana eating contest.
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Getting Wooed to make the Move
In this episode Miranda deep dives into her marriage counseling. The gang gives advice and shares stories in a more serious toned episode. Nick gives away a free cruise!
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In our Banana Era
Chris has a car seat issue. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged. Nick is on his Bi Week?? The gang decides to have a Banana Eating Contest.
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Fun with Furries
Chris has a new found obsession with Furries. Nick has a youth sports update. Chris has his first visit to Buckies. Miranda brings us the news and so much more.
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Team Jacob and Team Pacey
In this Episode we go down a strange rabbit hole discussing Twilight and Dawson's Creek. Also is it ok to curse in front of parents? Cheerleading season has begun. Miranda brings us the News you didn't want to hear, and so much more.
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Hors d'warfs
Nick relives his Drag Days. There is a shortage of testosterone. Chris meets Dirty Dom. Miranda has a huge news story from Tennessee. The big question is "Did the Baby do it?"
#dirtydom, #dominickmysterio, #wwe, #topps,
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Hentai Podcast
In this episode Scott's wife is getting Hormone treatments! Scott gets Sex advice from his son. Nick went to a Kindness conference. South Park's greatest moment, Hulk Hogan's death and so much more.
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Rich by Insertion
In this episode NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!! Miranda brings us the News you didn't ask for. Sarah brings us National Holidays. Miranda is back from vacation and went through a sacred women's ritual. Chris introduces a new Character. Plus, the journey of a fly's life. This and so much more.
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Caught Cheating
The gang goes down memory lane discussing McDonald's toys and Ti82 calculators. Then the gang discusses cheating. Did Sarah get into a fight with her Husband? And what words can't Sarah pronounce correctly. This and much more.
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#mcdonalds #texasinstruments #cheating #coldplay #cheatday
