Parents Night Out with No New Friends
Welcome to Parents Night Out — the comedy podcast for anyone trying to survive adulthood with their sanity (mostly) intact. Each week, Scott, Chris, Miranda, Nick, and Sarah sit down to unpack the chaos of modern life: parenting, relationships, streaming obsessions, work disasters, medical misadventures, embarrassing moments, and everything in between. What starts as a simple topic often spirals into unexpected tangents, too-honest confessions, and the kind of unfiltered conversations that only truly dysfunctional friend groups can have. Whether they’re debating the correct way to binge a show, explaining why mailing your own stool sample should count as a traumatic life...
High Speed Face Down Ripples
This week the gang discusses the Superbowl Half time show. Valentines day plans. Do you and your partner location share? News and much more.
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Double X Chromosome
In this episode the gang discusses why men get so much sicker than women. There is science behind it. A wild discussion about Blue Balls and the female equivalent. Sarah and Miranda both have big news with major life changes for both of them. Nick has his heater broken in the middle of the coldest winter ever. Chris is out so who is going to deliver Cliff's notes.
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ICE ICE Save Me
There is ICE everywhere if you are asking "The People or the Thing?" the answer is YES. Miranda is having issues on her driveway and maybe other things as well. Scott following his GPS to a fault. Miranda and Scott both have operations soon. And Judah and the Macabees release another song.
#ICE #weather #iceicebaby #9volt
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The She Wee
Are we invading Greenland or is Greenland invading us? Nick attempted to order a pizza. And what happens when Sarah overloads on beverages and hits major traffic. Plus, the debut of Judah and the Maccabees first hit song.
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Verizon Blackout
In this episode Scott almost got lost due to the Verizon Blackout. Chris gets out of Jury Duty. The rest of the gang discusses ways they have gotten out of things. Then Scott is in hot water over some things he said to his wife and daughter.
#verizon #juryduty #excuses #insults #viral #funny
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Conformity Gate
Strange Things are happening on pNo. The gang discusses Stranger Things and if there will be an episode 9 or not. Scott gives a Vasectomy update. What were the best gifts given and received this Christmas? Miranda discusses her wedding and birthing video.
#strangerthings #conformitygate #episode9 #indianajones
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Ozempic Ruined Hollywood
It is our end of the year episode. We recap the most viral news of 2025, our favorite podcast moments of 2025, and discuss new years resolutions. Scott reveals that he is having surgery in the new year. Is he going to be ok?
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Chocolate Covered "Toys"
It’s a celebration on this week’s episode as the gang gathers to celebrate Scott’s Birthday (or "Scott-a-Palooza")! The crew kicks things off with a chaotic, out-of-sync rendition of "Happy Birthday" before diving into a jam-packed episode of roasting, toasts, and technical difficulties.
In this episode:
The AI Audit: Chris and Scott fed 45 transcripts of the podcast into AI to get a performance review. Find out which host got an "F," who the AI thinks is "cancelable" (hint: it's comparable to Tony Hinchcliffe), and why the algorithm declared Scott the "irreplaceable punchi...When Santa Got Handsy
On this episode, Chris decides to peel back the onion on Christmas traditions and comes to a disturbing conclusion: Santa Claus is actually a kingpin running a sweatshop of enslaved workers. After a disastrous trip to a low-budget Santa meet-and-greet that looked like it was hosted at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Chris explains why taking your children to sit on a stranger's lap is essentially the same as introducing them to Al-Qaeda.
Meanwhile, the gang accidentally forms their new favorite rock band, Judah and the Maccabees, with Miranda on drums and Scott confusing the lead singer for...
Them Skeleton Bitches
James Yon joins us for episode 300. We discuss Wicked and Sarah's hatred for Arianna Grande. Marriage dynamics get discussed. Plus we all agree that the Gays do it right in their relationships. And so much more!
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Ali al-Akbar
Scott goes to Disney Solo. How is that working out for him? Nick recaps his trip. Chris had a Monday. And so much more.
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Heat for the Seat
In this episode the gang goes way to in depth about Rice. A discussion about how we discipline our kids and how to relate to the Bonus kids. Then Chris is selling his childhood home. What emotions and nostalgia come out with this process.
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Big Bad Voodoo Dady
Remy from Remy's Roundtable the Florida Theme Park Podcast joins us to explain his actions last week at Hollywood Studios. Chris went to Urgent Care. What is a day in the life of Remy like? Who said it best. And much more!
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Happy Holigays
In this episode Nick talks about his recent Disney Trip. Scott had a strange Disney day with Remy from Remy's Roundtable. Miranda had a date night with her husband that did not go that well and did she get into a fight at a little league game? A surprise special guest joins us and much much more!
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First Grade Puppet Master
Scott is not here and the crew is let loose. Chris has to be Boomer tech support. Miranda has a surprise, and did she get into a fight at a little league soccer game? Nick has to show ID for something bazar. Alex's son is a player in the first grade and much much more.
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Lobsters: The insects of the S-E-A!
In this episode why do the girls love true crime so much? Chris is listening to a horror book on tape. Miranda had a date night and so much more.
#edgein #truecrime #netflix #friends #datenight
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Life of a White Girl
In this episode Miranda shares stories from her recent visit to the pumpkin patch or was it the state fair? There was plenty of news to unpack. Nick went to a running party???
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Beeping Smoke Detector
In this episode Chris tries to solve the mystery of the beeping smoke detector. Miranda is dealing with the plague. Scott uses Chat GPT to help his daughter with her algebra. And what rewards program did Scott just join?
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Ballet Alter boy, caused by Tylenol
What is your view on nudity, walking around your house, sleeping naked? Miranda brings us the news. Chris went to a Jewish wedding. And the gang has their banana eating contest.
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Getting Wooed to make the Move
In this episode Miranda deep dives into her marriage counseling. The gang gives advice and shares stories in a more serious toned episode. Nick gives away a free cruise!
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In our Banana Era
Chris has a car seat issue. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are engaged. Nick is on his Bi Week?? The gang decides to have a Banana Eating Contest.
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Fun with Furries
Chris has a new found obsession with Furries. Nick has a youth sports update. Chris has his first visit to Buckies. Miranda brings us the news and so much more.
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Team Jacob and Team Pacey
In this Episode we go down a strange rabbit hole discussing Twilight and Dawson's Creek. Also is it ok to curse in front of parents? Cheerleading season has begun. Miranda brings us the News you didn't want to hear, and so much more.
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Hors d'warfs
Nick relives his Drag Days. There is a shortage of testosterone. Chris meets Dirty Dom. Miranda has a huge news story from Tennessee. The big question is "Did the Baby do it?"
#dirtydom, #dominickmysterio, #wwe, #topps,
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Hentai Podcast
In this episode Scott's wife is getting Hormone treatments! Scott gets Sex advice from his son. Nick went to a Kindness conference. South Park's greatest moment, Hulk Hogan's death and so much more.
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Rich by Insertion
In this episode NEW SEGMENT ALERT!!! Miranda brings us the News you didn't ask for. Sarah brings us National Holidays. Miranda is back from vacation and went through a sacred women's ritual. Chris introduces a new Character. Plus, the journey of a fly's life. This and so much more.
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Caught Cheating
The gang goes down memory lane discussing McDonald's toys and Ti82 calculators. Then the gang discusses cheating. Did Sarah get into a fight with her Husband? And what words can't Sarah pronounce correctly. This and much more.
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Cake Cutters
Nick and Chris finally meet, did they kiss? How was the resort? What other shenanigans did they get in to while at Chris sister's wedding? Miranda made her husband jump. And much more.
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Ladies Night
Chris, Darren, and Nick were all out so it's just Scott and the ladies. They explore the contents of each other's purses. They each share the most Cringe lady's night out. Miranda discusses an upcoming "Surgery" and how she is going to pay for it. Sarah and Scott have a suggestion. What is your or your partner's mating call. And so much more!!!
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Edible Circumcision???
In this episode the gang discuses Circumcisions. Nick and Chris have Chris' sister's wedding in Punta Cana. Will they finally engage in intercourse? Miranda and Nick's kids have potty mouths. Sarah made a big purchase, what was it? Nick has a sports update. Another installment of Am I the Ass Hole! AND Jersey Man vs Florida Man returns.
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Don't flirt with my Husband
In this episode the gang discusses father's day. Plus Sarah thinks she may be autistic. Everyone discusses their Autistic superpower. Why do Sarah and Miranda not like to eat out? Nah that can't be true, or is it? And so much more!
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Who is the Ass Hole
It is the 25th Episode of Parent's Night Out! Scott had an unusual experience on the steamboat at Magic Kingdom. The Gang discusses Father's Day plans. Chris has some extremely funny Facebook Market place tales. And so much more!
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Mugged by a Drag Queen
Happy Pride Month! We celebrate pride in this episode. Nick discusses his plans. The gang has an LGBTQ+ Quiz. Nick discusses drag moms. Miranda shares "College Days" stories. Pee Wee Herman Documentary. Chris overspends on his hobby and much more. Please vote for us www.vote.orlandoweekly.com under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast.
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Brooklyn Bridge is Falling Down
In this Episode the gang discusses some current events including Joe Biden's Health, the Mexican naval ship that hit the Brooklyn Bridge, and Kanye's new album. Also did Miranda get a sexy massage? Update on her husband's vasectomy. Sex ad midnight. Medicinal challenges and much more.
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13 Ejaculations away from Safety
In this episode Sarah and Miranda share their Mother's day experience. Miranda's husband has a vasectomy. Scott gets his Hospital bill!!! The gang has an obsession with strange smells. Period talk and so much more.
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4 stars at the Cracker Barrel
Scott shares a health update. Sarah discusses her traditions during May the 4th. Nick has a traumatic experience at the Hospital. Chris' daughter gives him a surprise clean up on isle 4. Sarah shares some more restaurant nightmares and so much more in this hilarious episode.
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Almost Dead
In this episode Scott shares his near death experience. Chris came to Disney World, he also visited Disney for a vacation. Nick's kickball update. And Sarah has wedding shenanigans. Please Nominate us for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando contest under the category Local Notables/Best Local Podcast vote "Parents Night Out with No New Friends" www.vote.orlandoweekly.com.
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Boob Sweat
In this Episode Chris is on the mend from his bought with Covid. How to combat Boob Sweat. Ear Wax cleaning techniques. Nick's Epic Sports update. Sarah gets a new car, and so much more.
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You want Thingamabobs, I've got 20
It's April Fools Day...What do we have in store this year? You don't want to skip this episode. Nick shares inappropriate books, Sarah LOVES bath and body works. Scott's Facebook live addiction, and much more!
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Insensitive Voices
In this Episode Scott has a celebrity sighting update. Chris makes a questionable voice decision. Nick brings us some disturbing news in regard to stripping LGBTQ+ rights. Nick joined a kick ball league??? Gene Hackman update and so much more.
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