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Pop built a rating system in the first five minutes and the whole episode never recovered. Paul Pierce reportedly says he needs $48,000 a month. A Georgia vet charged a man to put his dog down, then kept the dog.

Also: Jay-Z gets the Super Bowl and Reg has notes, Stevie Wonder is trying to evict a houseguest of forty years, 3,000 pounds of crab legs vanish in West Philly, and the room cannot agree on who this generation's Jadakiss is.

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00:00 Cold Open – Reg Lost His Glasses

00:02 What Is A...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #294 | The Rough Play Episode.

Pop shows up in a hoodie with "Rough Play" stitched right across the back, and the room never recovers. Then Reg reveals battle rappers write their bars together, and Pop has to rethink everything he loved about battle rap.

At 08:00 a retired cop shoots a man on the George Washington Bridge over a traffic altercation, and the charge gets downgraded to manslaughter.

At 12:00 a man slaps your girl's...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #294 | The Rough Play Episode.

Pop shows up in a hoodie with "Rough Play" stitched right across the back, and the room never recovers. Then Reg reveals battle rappers write their bars together, and Pop has to rethink everything he loved about battle rap.

At 08:00 a retired cop shoots a man on the George Washington Bridge over a traffic altercation, and the charge gets downgraded to manslaughter.

At 12:00 a man slaps your girl's...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #293 | The MVP Episode.

We ran our own transcripts through AI to find out who gets cut off the most. It's Reg. It's also Reg who does the most cutting off. Then we spent nineteen minutes trying to name one single year Jay-Z ran hip hop.

At 05:00 the news nobody wanted to open on — a school shooting that morning, and whether anything ever changes.

At 15:00 the AI transcript reveal, Reg's defense makes it wo...

What You Thought #292 | The Banana Peelers Episode

. 🎬 THE DAVINCHI CLIP — Cam Newton's podcast, chopped up, and Brad is the only one who watched the whole thing

🎞 CHRIS ROCK LEFT HIS CHILDHOOD FRIEND IN PRISON — "He'd have broke Seinfeld out himself"

✈ LLOYD BANKS IN THE AIRPORT — "Y'all done chased Banks away" 🍌

BANANA PEELERS — "That is HIGH LEVEL writing. I'm mad jealous"

🎙 MANISCALCO & SIRIUSXM — 800 comedians cut to 300

🎧 PRIME 50 VS PRIME DRAKE — one win, two losses, and a fan base that cannot be trolled

🥦 REG'S RAISINS — eight minutes, and then it gets sincere

🍲 W...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #291 | The Hype Me Up Episode. Diddy and the contraband problem (00:11). IS A CAR A BOMB? — three minutes of definitional warfare settled by an AI nobody trusts: "he's an APP, is what he is" (00:27). Druski x Kai Cenat x Kevin Hart (00:29). Fivio Foreign and gospel drill (00:50). Then the title moment: Reg reacts too visibly and Pop won't let it go — "HYPE ME UP. Make me clap my hands" (00:55). The Monster series fatigue (00:56). Jasmine Guy and ageism (01:04). Pop goes on record: "I am the best friend in here" (01:30). And Quav...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #290 | The Mystique Episode. Alpha Memphis is back in the building alongside Ammar and Juwan.

At 00:07:00, the crew works through the Lioness diner scene, which turns into a full argument over which character was actually there — two of them look alike and nobody can agree. At 00:20:00, Darnell poses a simple X-Men question: is Mystique a woman? Pop only rides with Gambit, and Reg spends the rest of the segment denying things he may or may not have said.

At...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #289 | The Dear Mama Episode.

At 00:08:00, the crew breaks down State RICO vs Federal RICO, including why the federal version is viewed as a much tougher fight. At 00:12:00, it’s Meek Mill vs Akademiks, where the argument quickly becomes less about tweets and more about whether Ak has ever actually had to physically back up all that disrespect. Pop looks at the evidence and delivers a completely scientific conclusion based on head circumference. 

At 00:34:00, the conversation turns to O Block and terrorism comparisons, followed by...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #288 | The Good Spirit Episode, and Pop is back in the building.

At 00:01:00, Reg officially tries to retire Mr. Nasty Man, only for the proposed replacement to somehow sound worse. At 00:14:00, the crew remembers Buckwild, before Darnell compliments his “good spirit.” At 00:15:00, Darnell makes the mistake of telling Pop he has a good spirit too, and Pop responds like somebody just tried to access his bank account: “Get up off my spirit.” That exchange gives the episode its name. 

At 00:19:00, the crew gets into Yellowsto...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #287 | The Daejon Love Episode. No Pop this week — Darnell, Reg and Ammar are on camera with Juwan, Baa-ith and Brad on mic for a full 2:13:00. 

At 00:03:00, the crew gets into Daejon Love and the fake NFL player scam. The story involves workout footage, football gear and people reportedly financing what they believed was an NFL dream. Naturally, the room hears the scam mechanics and immediately decides this sounds suspiciously like something Reg would produce. By 00:06:00, the helmet has become the key piece of evidence: apparently cos...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #286 | The Retention Rangers Episode. At 00:01:00, the crew somehow turns a Busta Rhymes lyric into a full editorial meeting, debating whether “I must succeed” needed a rewrite before Darnell realizes the episode has already completely lost the plot.

At 00:14:00, the conversation revisits the Allah discussion with a Jesus-piece scenario and Ammar immediately issuing an on-camera disclaimer before anybody can put his name on the paperwork. At 00:17:00, the crew reacts to leaked audio attributed to Joey Bada$$, including the relationship conversation and the revelation that the recording appa...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #285 | The Too Engaging Episode, and Sasha De Valle is in the building.

At 10:00, Sasha runs through the résumé, including The Step Daughter on Tubi, her work with Footage Films, and her own company, Overtime Productions. At 20:00, she gets ahead of the comment section by predicting somebody is going to call her a “pick me.” At 30:00, Reg breaks down the “good morning beautiful” volume strategy — send it to 50 people and somehow everybody still feels chosen. Dating has officially become direct-mail marketing. 

At 40:00, t...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #284 | The Life Rights Episode. At 00:33:00, the crew faces an important life decision: two years on probation or 20 days in jail? What starts as a simple “would you rather” turns into stories about probation, travel restrictions, check-ins, plea deals and several reasons Reg absolutely does not want a roommate assigned by the government. 

At 00:54:00, it’s time for the Raising Kanan finale. The crew debates whether the final season delivered the best ending in the entire Power universe, breaks down how the series connected Kanan and Jukebox...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought Episode #283. At 00:18:00, the crew gets into Spider-Man: Brand New Day, breaking down the latest direction for Spider-Man and what they want from the next chapter of the franchise. The actual Spider-Man segment runs roughly 00:17:55–00:29:35. 

At 00:51:00, the conversation shifts to Jonathan Majors’ new movie, Run Hide Fight: Infidels, before combat sports takes over at 00:57:00 when the crew reacts to Josh Hokit challenging Jake Paul. From there, at 01:00:00, they ask the question nobody knew needed answering: Can Jonah Hill actually fight? The Jonah Hill/BJJ conversation runs into...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought Episode #282. At 00:03:00, the crew discusses the podcasts hosted by Keke Palmer and Tracee Ellis Ross, their larger-than-life personalities, and why being entertaining does not necessarily mean somebody would be peaceful to live with. Apparently, some personalities belong on your television—and safely outside your home. 

At 00:53:00, the crew breaks down Tony Yayo and Uncle Murda’s back-and-forth with Memphis Bleek. The argument starts with Yayo comparing the way 50 Cent supports G-Unit to Bleek’s relationship with Jay-Z, before escalating into chain inspections, restaurant attendance records, bank-ac...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with What You Thought #282 | The Duppy Episode. At 17:00, the crew reacts to Spain winning the World Cup before breaking down Kamaru Usman vs. Dricus Du Plessis at 22:00, including whether Usman was simply outclassed or if it may be time to consider retirement. At 46:00, the conversation gets personal when the crew debates what a father should do after his child comes home and says, “My stepdad said if I act up again, he’s going to knock YOU out.” Parenting meeting or pay-per-view main event?

At 01:00:00, the crew reviews The Odysse...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The FDO Episode, covering the biggest stories in hip-hop, sports, and entertainment.

The crew opens the show by discussing whether Jay-Z should headline another Super Bowl Halftime Show, and what his ideal setlist would look like.

At 32:00, the crew reacts to the heated on-air exchange between Ebro and Peter Rosenberg, breaking down what sparked the disagreement.

The conversation shifts to entrepreneurship as the crew debates the difference between being self-made and being an intrapreneur before diving back into hip-hop.

At 52:00, 38 Spesh doubles...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with another episode packed with hip-hop, sports, current events, and classic WYT debates.

This week the crew reacts to Big Tigger’s domestic violence case, breaking down the viral footage and discussing how public opinion has shifted. They also dive into Jadakiss responding to 38 Spesh, Lance “Un” Rivera addressing Jay-Z, and whether the legendary rapper owed him a response.

The conversation shifts to combat sports with predictions for Dricus Du Plessis vs. Kamaru Usman, before discussing the opening of DJT Airport and the po...

THE BROWN TABLE TALK EPISODE i

At (00:07) Ammar's Dustin Poirier take — respect, not fear.

At (00:15) BOOTS ENNIS won. Cast breaking down who could beat him. Ammar on the weight class problem

At (00:25) Is Draymond Green A First Ballot Hall Of Famer ?

At (00:38) — What iff everybody walked around with their body count on their forehead.

At (00:55) Reg's DINNER story

At (01:15) Pooh Shiesty Gucci Mane Robbery video leaked

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Complex dropped their Top 100 NY Songs list. The cast is going off(8:00). Pop Reviews MATERNAL INSTINCT (45:00). At (00:58) Pop admits he was "almost a Trumper." Obama Interview on All The Smoke (1:03:00)

The episode closes discussing Dustin Poirier Airport video and ho difficult retirement could be (01:25:00)

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Spend That Episode.

At (00:08:00) Darnell unpacks the time his MAGA stepson tried to set them up to go to a Trump rally without telling them what the event was.

The Knicks won the championship (00:11:00) for the first time in 53 years, and Pop has thoughts on Spike Lee: "He wrapped himself around OG Anunoby like a pretzel. He's elated, dog." At (00:50:00) the crew gets into Hov's Target deal during the Black community boycottThe episode wraps with Pop disagreeing with the "loudest = weakest nigga in the room" cliché (01:00:00), t...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The DaFiend Episode.

The crew kicks things off by discussing the latest controversy surrounding Lena The Plug and Adam22, and whether the divorce rumors are real or just another internet play (00:15:15).

At (00:31:00), the crew reacts to Jay-Z's freestyle at Roots Picnic, breaking down the bars and discussing what it means whenever Hov grabs a microphone.

Things get messy at (00:53:00) as the crew discusses reports surrounding the alleged Diddy and Daphne Joy tape leakand the internet reaction that followed.

At (01:06:00), the crew reacts to 38...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Who Is That Episode.

The crew kicks things off by debating whether Haitians are actually considered Latin (00:03:00), followed by the Word of the Day: Cockalorum (00:13:00).

At (00:14:00), the crew reacts to Kevin Hart's appearance on The Breakfast Club and some of the conversations surrounding the interview.

Things get chaotic at (00:31:00) when the crew discusses Ray J getting knocked out during Adin Ross' MMA event.

At (00:36:00), the crew breaks down Complex's Top 50 New York Rappers List, debating who was ranked too...

The fellas are back. Ammar pulled up in head-to-toe snakeskin and got profiled at the airport AGAIN. Brad's back from his "two-week vacation" looking like a new man. And we finally got into Drake's three-album drop — Iceman, Habibti, and Made of Honor — and whether bro is officially in Hov's tier now.

Then it got out of hand. Hip Hop Trades got darker than ever: Joe Budden for Jeezy, Memphis Bleek as a throw-in, Game for half the MMG roster, and the West Coast pretending Snoop is even tradable. Spoiler: he's not.

 Darnell, Pop & Reg are back for Episode 272 — and this one is LOADED.

Drake surprised everyone by dropping IceMan plus two additional albums back-to-back (2:00) — we break down the music, the message, and what it means for his legacy. Then we debate a question nobody wants to answer: Was Joe Jackson actually a good dad? (11:00)

We left Nia Long on read for 24 hours (hypothetically, of course) and lived to tell about it (25:00). Then the Key & Peele controversy has the internet split — we give you our honest take (46:00).

Michael Jackson's Thriller is back at #1 on the charts...

What You Thought #271 | The Skin In The Game Episode

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Skin In The Game Episode — packed with sports drama, wild moments, gaming debates, and classic WYT chaos.The episode opens with discussion around Adrien Broner going viral on stream, including mistaking one of the homies for one of the women, kissing a woman on stream, and arguing over an alleged unpaid $500 debt (00:01:00).At (00:06:00), the crew debates a legendary matchup:Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter. The conversation shifts to football as the crew reacts to the latest updates surrounding the St...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Snollygoster Episode — packed with relationship debates, trending topics, and real conversations.

The episode kicks off with a recap of the Michael Jackson movie, including reactions and standout moments (00:04:00).

At (00:38:00), the crew reacts to the reported breakup between Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion, and what may have led to it.

The conversation turns deeper at (00:49:00) as the crew debates whether it’s always okay to be truthful in relationships, followed by a discussion on how men...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The First Airbender Episode 🌪️ — packed with debates, hip-hop discussions, and big entertainment topics.

The episode kicks off with a conversation about the Top 5 Toughest Jobs and what really qualifies as “hard work” (00:17:00).

At (00:44:00), the crew dives into a heated Hip Hop Trades debate, matching legendary artists against each other:

Things get fun at (01:07:00) with a breakdown of Kevin Hart’...

What You Thought, The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The Florist Episode 🌸 — and this one is packed with wild takes, celebrity headlines, and viral moments. The episode kicks off with Jada Pinkett Smith addressing her role in protecting Will Smith, as her book tour continues and more details come out (00:11:00). At (00:24:00), the crew reacts to the situation involving Diana Russini and Mike Vrabel, followed by a conversation about Caitlyn Jenner calling themselves a hypocrite (00:33:00).

Things take a turn at (00:40:00) as the crew breaks down Lamar Odom avoiding saying the word “crack”, and at (00:47:00), Ruby Rose make...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Biggie Smalls Episode, packed with hip-hop drama, global headlines, and viral moments. The episode begins with the crew paying respects to Afrika Bambaataa, reflecting on his legacy and impact on hip-hop culture (00:08:00). At (00:12:00), tensions rise as Offset and Lil Tjay reportedly have an altercation, sparking conversation about industry relationships and ego. The crew reacts to a shocking story involving a man shooting his neighbor, leading into a broader discussion about conflict and escalation (00:36:00). At (00:48:00), Kanye West sells out two shows in Los Angeles, but things take a turn when reports...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Jobe’s Episode, packed with wild headlines, entertainment news, and serious conversations.The episode opens with a breakdown of the Paradise Season 2 finale, and whether it lived up to expectations (00:04:00). The crew also reacts to the Lamar Odom Netflix documentary, discussing his story and public reaction (00:00:26). At (00:47:00), the crew discusses reports surrounding Tiger Woods’ car crash and DUI arrest, and what it means for his legacy. Things get controversial at (01:04:00) when Leslie Jones says marriage is legalized slavery, sparking a debate on relationships and modern expectations. At (01:13:00), major hip-hop news brea...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The First Offer Fred Episode, packed with hip-hop conversations, viral headlines, and wild stories.The episode kicks off with a breakdown of the Dirty Rotten Scandals documentary, including shocking claims about Bob Barker that have people talking (00:09:00).At (00:21:00), the crew reacts to Jay-Z’s GQ interview, breaking down what he said and what it means for his legacy. The conversation continues with J. Cole and Cam’ron’s interview, and what stood out the most (00:33:00).At (00:39:00), the crew debates their favorite non-rapper rappers, followed by a fun segment imagining hip-hop trades — who woul...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Heaven Sent Episode, packed with music debates, sports headlines, and industry drama.The episode kicks off with a major shift in women’s sports as the crew reacts to the WNBA league minimum jumping from $66K to $300K, and what that means for the future of the league (00:15:00).At (00:19:00), hip-hop fans get fed as Jay-Z announces three shows, sparking speculation about a possible new album. The conversation turns into a classic debate — The Blueprint vs Reasonable Doubt. Things heat up at (01:07:00) when LaRussell’s “Heaven Sent” song sparks backlash, leading to a conve...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Screaming Seagull Episode, packed with sports headlines, hip-hop drama, and classic movie debates.

The episode kicks off with the crew reacting to the McDonald’s CEO finally trying McDonald’s, and whether that experiment really tells us anything about the brand (00:02:00).

Things get crazy at (00:13:00) when Bam Adebayo reportedly breaks Kobe Bryant’s record with an unbelievable 83-point performance, sparking debate about modern NBA scoring.

At (00:30:00), the crew asks an important cultural question — is the movie Life actually a classic? Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence fans w...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The Perps Episode, packed with hip-hop drama, wild stories, and culture debates.

The episode kicks off with a wild story as Buju Banton’s son says he was almost captured by Satan, sparking a conversation about belief, experiences, and internet reactions (00:22:00).

Pop gives his review of Southland (00:27:00), before the crew discusses Lamar Odom’s upcoming Netflix documentary, and whether fans are ready to hear more of his story (00:38:00).

Things take a strange turn when the crew reacts to Billy Idol revealing he once smoked crack to q...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The 50 Cent & T.I. Episode, packed with hip-hop drama, sports headlines, and viral moments.

The episode opens with Lamar Odom speaking candidly about his past struggles with substance abuse and the reaction online (00:06:15). The crew then revisits the viral moment involving Michael Jordan at Daytona and whether the backlash was overblown (00:20:57).

Things heat up at (00:30:40) when 50 Cent and T.I. go at it, and the situation quickly turns ugly. Boxing fans get major news as Mayweather vs Pacquiao II is...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The All D No T Episode, packed with serious headlines, sports drama, and culture debates.

The episode opens with a tense story involving Juwan and an Uber driver who allegedly took him off-route on the way to the airport, raising concerns about ride-share safety. Juwan is safe, but the situation sparked major discussion (00:01:00).

At (00:18:00), the crew reflects on the passing of Jesse Jackson, discussing his legacy and impact.

Pop reviews Tyler Perry’s Joe’s Coll Road Trip (00:27:00), before revisiting the long-running question: Did Dr...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet is back with The Banks or Fab Episode, packed with boxing drama, classic hip-hop debates, and wild hypotheticals.

The episode opens with Floyd Mayweather suing Showtime for $340 million, sparking discussion around contracts, legacy, and money in boxing (00:10:00). The crew then breaks down Shakur Stevenson vs Teofimo Lopez, debating styles, skill sets, and what’s next for Shakur’s career (00:21:20).

At (00:45:20), the episode’s main debate takes center stage — Lloyd Banks vs Fabolous — bars, catalogs, longevity, and impact all get put on trial. Things get chaotic when Jarrell “Big Baby” Miller gets hi...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Real Badmon Episode, packed with viral moments, hip-hop debates, and serious news.

The episode opens with Nicki Minaj saying she’s Donald Trump’s biggest fan, sparking backlash, debate, and confusion across social media (00:16:35). The conversation then turns serious as the crew reacts to an ICE-involved shooting in Minnesota, discussing what’s known, what’s unclear, and why trust is at an all-time low (00:34:50).

At (01:13:00), music fans get fed as J. Cole drops his new mixtape “Birthday Blizzard 26,” leading to a heated debate about where Cole ranks all-ti...

The Funniest Podcast On The Planet returns with The Jaded Kiss Episode, packed with real-life conversations, viral moments, sports, music, and culture debates.The episode opens with a discussion on how men actually like to be celebrated and whether appreciation looks different for men than women (00:03:36). Things turn serious when the crew reacts to Lamar Odom’s DUI arrest and what it says about life after fame (00:18:18).At (00:24:55), Sebastian Telfair says $20 million isn’t enough money, sparking a heated debate after his appearance on The Pivot Podcast. The crew then reacts to Pastor Mike Todd responding to Druski’s viral...