But I'm Still A Good Person by Vince Nicholas
If Seinfeld, Married... with Children & (early) Howard Stern birthed a podcast- this'd be it.. Fast food reviews, movie reviews, & my wife n keeeds.. we do this podcast to keep our moms up-to-date on our lives.
I have Resting Gas Station Face
yeah but WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
Lanterns season finale: it's both terrible & excellent
i also watched Coyote versus ACME
Aquaphor broke my computer mouse scroll wheel (and other astute observations)
and, who actually likes pretzels?
Start an all drummer band!
artistic integrity don't pay the bills
Thine shalt not covet thine's neighbour's cat (unless she's adorable)
also: West Sacramento's Most Wanted is a cat, Claire versus dog, the dead rat disappeared, Frankie won't let us keep our windows open & Frankie doesn't like his new collar
Lanterns: the Superhero who ain't so Super
it's not Rushville it's rushvull.
The frozen waffles will be fine in the fridge & a sweaty head is not a good haircutting canvas
also: i've been drinking str8 black coffee
Bread for the road (Road Bread, Arm Bread, This guy breads)
we went to ikea, an Afghani market and a European/ Russian/ Polish grocery store
I barely made it to the end of The End of Oak Street (cuz it sucked so much)
I was cheering for Obi Wan to die!
That waiter did not deserve a 20% tip
also: in-n-out fries well done SHOULD BE THE DEFAULT
"Mom, I want you to die here; and I want to die here."
also: Officer Indifferent, we broke & we entered and Grandma Thien's negotiation skills were on full display.
I was forced to hug a realtor & Lying about restaurant reservations (Grandma Thien's Visit Part I)
also: my mom wouldn't give me her bank login info via text message- she would only tell it to me over the telephone
I set out to lose 20 lbs in a month - I lost 21 in 3 weeks
best things about losing weight: less pooping & less man boob jiggle
FAST FOOD CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE THE BIGGEST RIPOFF
also: we got a free $14 froyo, potato chips are better than tortilla chips, re-rack your weights, don't split open your english muffin with a knife & let the pollo shine
I am part of the sediment, off-off brand Oreos & Big day in vacuuming land today
also: i watched the doc Boy Band Confidential
The Merging of the Condiments (a test every marriage must pass)
also: i accidentally hearted a text
We're in a cult I mean We're Costco members.
The #1 perk of joining Costco is you get to participate in discussions at work about Costco.
How long does ice in a cooler stay icey? (Layer that cooler like a lasagna.)
We celebrated Alan Fisher's 70th birthday with drinks, trivia & police sirens.
Mr. Miyagi sandwich & male Hawk Tuah
also, i watched episode 2 of Lanterns
Carolyn thinks it's gross I sneezed into the sink & Big LandLord
also: i made a Staind reference in a work email
Well-done roses (i bought Carolyn discounted flowers)
also: Carolyn quit our condo's Lil' Library, Frankie got a new scratcher & Grandma Thien deemed Costco stuffed peppers as reckless spending.
ANY OF Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM WITH OTIS REDDING?!?! (ive begun listening to music at work)
We’d be rollin' deep in her 1979 AMC spirit!
Best movie of the year (yes I know it's late August) is The Invite bcuz it's a little too relatable
stuff comes up in this movie you don't talk about as a married couple!!
I rebuke the algorithm! (ive been off the socialz for a whole week)
should we ban phones at the dinner table?
Rest In Power, Smokey!
Her name is Dorothy Rose (Miller) Cumings
The ants are gonna miss Mister Crumb, I dumpster dove & the foam brush is a scam
I expected more from a company named Monster I really did.
My FOMO went away instantly
I'm off the grid & the dopamine hits r gone
Everyone hates their job & The Indifference of the American Teenager
and like, wtf is ranch?
Your dog is not allowed in the pool
also, a pile of trash was left outside for 6 days
That He-Man movie (aka Masters of the Universe) is the best movie of 2026!! (yes i know it's august)
also, i drop i mean unveil my top 3 movies of 2026
5 Minute Dance Party (at work)
i just wanna dance, man..
I'm here to disclose Disclosure Day sucked & Supergirl is better than Superman
also: a few more thoughts on The Odyssey and Backrooms
You typed maybe 6 times & how small is a size Large in Vietnam?
i'm not your Truman show!
Everyone else goes on Zillow to find out how much their relative's homes are worth too, right?
smoke 'em if u got 'em!
Do not bring your baby to the gym
gagagoogoodouevenliftbruh
No more meats in my teeths
i also stopped eating popcorn at work, we stopped giving our clothes to Goodwill & Lennox has been singing to Frankie
Wake your bakers up earlier! (The #1 pie shop in America is without pie)
also: is creme pie really a pie?
Everyone makes fun of the drummer (Lennox is learning to play the gee-tar aka guitar)
My tribute/ cover band to Foo Fighters called Boo Fighters (we're big around Halloween)
Backrooms - the horror movie that ain't scary & that cruise ship crash doc which is terrifying!
icymi iykyk late post: 126 easter eggs from Backrooms you may have missed!!!
Goodbye Pooping Birds, Hello YellowJackets
i bought a spray canister of pesticide which claims "27 foot jet spray"
