Options Anonymous
Turning $2k to $2 Million in 2 years. Taylor and Chad become stupid rich in the stock market by trading options. Or do they go broke!? Follow along for all the tips and tricks (even the ones Taylor is doing down by the river). A grand a day, no sweat! There's nothing we love more than making money in the stock market! Well, that and our mom's and of course all our followers out there (all 6 of you). Get your weekly dose of humor and stupidity along the way. If you like what you hear throw us some cash, if you don't...
Chad has a biz idea, TSLA earnings and other plays.
Fuck Bitcoin for a while pleeze!!!
Support the showJust going to invest in this....And it's gone. TSLA MSTR w ETSY and FUBO plays. 3/31/23
God damit we should have been content with a quick friday play but we got greedy.
Support the showBuying drugs with CashApp, SQ COIN and maybe TSLA shares
hope you guys like the intro, its a little long and we'll figure out how to cut it down.
Support the showRisk...you got to have Risk, if you want to get Rich. MSTR VIX Rate Hike Bull Shit
Chad has a mental breakdown from taking my advise and continues to not listen.
Support the showVIX vapor rub for your ass, Chad did it! 3/10/2023
Holy shit we're up in a trade? Whaaaat?
But hold tight, we doubled down for next week.
Baby Gains on SPY/FVRR/TSLA
We're back at it, refunded and ready to kill it this time!
Chad has a 10x apophony, Taylor has a beer rec.
UPST AMC PUBM and Chad just cant get a win 5/9/22
Holy shit stock market, calm your tits!
Chad reacts to his great investment strategy
A year in review. Happy 420 and NFLX bombing 4/20/22
Okay one year down and one to go till we're rich.
All Patreon money will be used for Chads sex change operation.
Playin the long game UPST SHOP STNE 4/6/22
Ok, what if I told you there was a way NOT to lose money in the stock market...
Plus Chad is back gayer than ever.
TSLA Earning plays, spy straddle, upside down pineapples 1/26/22
Annnd its gone...
of course record breaking earnings.
And we're back from the dead! SPY calls & puts!?! New episode 1/23/22
Refunded and even more gay this time, plus profitable right off the bat!
Support the showDOCUsighhhhhhh, Why couldn't you do this last time? 12/3/21
PuTs! pUts! PuTs! FUCK Yeah!
Also, be wary of your noxzema.
Ahh, to own -100 shares of TSLA 11/26/21
Chads done with options, moving on to stonks?
Support the showEarnings Week, PUBM, FLGT, U, UPST, RIOT (maybe) 11/9/21
Fucking Pube-o-matic
Support the showSBUX MSFT and TLRY Puts? Why not.
Chad made 7k in a day and he'll probably gamble it away in a month or two.
Support the showOh god okay, Chad getting fucked by Pins 2.0 10/22/21
forget that first one, sony may have let me down.
Support the showPinterest just raw doggin Chad and more. 10/22/21
Told you on crox muthafuckers!
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Bum huts and Fintech Picks 10/15/21
We forgot to mention chad had the rona.
Support the showWeeklies and Chad Bitching about profit taking. Part 2 10/6/21
Roku sub 300 at week end, taylors hard puts on NET and you guessed it, gay sex references.
Support the showPot Stocks and Crypto Part 1 10/5/21
God damn battery issues and will post the other half tomorrow.
Support the showLa EVERGRANDE yehahhh!!!
BABA going down you heard it here folks. Sorry for the cutout, ran out of space on the SD card.
Support the showNo more acronyms, promise. DOCU Puts and more 9/2/21
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Here we are again my old friend, losses. 8/19/21
and fuck me with the definition of Kooter!
Support the showETSY GMS (Gargle my shit) was up, FUBO play and gay sex propositions. 8/6/21
It really could have just been a drug deal.
Support the showIf you listen closely, you can actually hear Chad's heart breaking. 7/29/21
Lets go Paypal!
Support the showHo's? No Hose. Ohhhh. 7/22/21
Actually throwing out some investment info this episode.
Support the showDon't feel like dancin right now. 7/15/21
Well I'm getting the feeling a lot of people are feeling down in the dumps like we are but there is always tomorrow to loose even MORE money.
Support the showCompound Incest, make it work for you! 7/1/21
Internet was down almost everywhere, you degenerates have us uploading at a fucking public library!
CRNC up
SPCE stupid up
BABA... come on you fake Chinese amazon... COME ON!!!
Oh my Lawd, we making money? 6/24/21
holyyy shit we're actually up?
Support the showSemi Live is a thing. New strategy 6/18/21
Okay seriously this time.
We like to Party! (The Vengabus)
Vengaboys
CHWY earnings play, fukkkkkk 6/10/21
make it or break it baby.
Support the showChad's guaranteed money making pick 6/3/21
Seriously, FUBO for the win, just saying.
Support the showScalpin TSLA AMZN AMC...The easy way. 5/28/21
At least we found some free porn!
Purchased Song by:
On My Own
Old Man Saxon & Mount Cyanide
Support the showFriday update, getting so good at this 5/21/21
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Hey yeah, now we're INVESTING!!! 5/20/21
Come on TWLO you son of a bitch.
Support the showHail Satan, I mean Mary. 5/11/21
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Spotify push 37 points in three days? Sure
Or else we fund the account again...
Support the showEpisode 2 Screw you Pintrest, we're done. 4/27/21
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Episode 1, first trades. 04/20/2021 baby!
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