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BP Pick A Leper, Fat Crack and Gold Poisoning
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On this weeks disturbing but arousing episode, Brian and Brian discuss the many uses for leperosy and brunch coats.
Meanwhile in the back shed, Laurie is preoccupied with feeding biscuits to rats and summoning the dead. The Brians also revisit Dr Pozzi the infamous Chermside Chicken Strangler who lurked around the Old New Chun Chan Restaurant under the influence of sweet and sour heroin.
After endless telegrams and faxes from their millions of fans across the global thingy, the Brians finally give in and have a human sacrifice live...
S. 8888 Ep. 37 The Vatican, the Plague and Testicles.
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On this excitement filled episode of the Sewerage Hammeroid Excrement, Barry and Bevan are disembowled and used as Crab bait. Fuckers.
Brian and one of the other Brians' digest world events using Braille and a large stick. Always the optimist, Brian calls a spade a spade and a Dog a Goat. Fuckin hilarious if you've been on the Heroin for years.
To humour the various suppliers, advertisers and the seven on call Prostitutes, the Herring Legal Department put forward that the Brian's not only bring in more revenue but...
S 8888 Ep 9 Bevan Sex Dolls. Lumberjack Soup and the Vatican.
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Brian and Brian visit their old Mate, Confidant and Boozing partner, the Pope, at his place. The usual shenanigans ensue and before you know it, everyone that's clothed is dressed as a Pirate.
Brian, the absolute connessuir of fine food, alcoholic drinks and opium is intrigued and filled with joy at the taste of the Lumberjack Soup. Sitting in the Vatican Bar on level 7 Brian imbibes in multiple bowls of said soup, while playing Badminton with a Leper and a Bishop.
Both Brian's discuss at length with Pope Americanna...
S 8888 Ep 2 Homeless People with Jobs, Titillation and Chickens.
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On this week's Episplode, Brian and Brian explain Geography for our loyal and simple listeners. Yes, Zimbabwe is mentioned and covered extensively by Brian using many languages, a chicken and a bucket.
The other, but more important subject both Brian's fussed over is to do with is the good old Bus Terminus and associated outbuildings, the free busrides, the graffiti and the stabbings. All good wholesome fun but never on time.
Brian pinpoints a grand old time when every adult in Orstraylya and a few kiddies sat down in...
S 20 Ep 26 Laurie Priddy, Brunch Coats, Hessian and Tongues.
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After a large amount of divergence, disregard and discrepancies, both Brian's confer at great length about the seriousness of Livestock roaming the Auditoriums of most Capital Cities and a small country town that's now underwater.
Once the discussion hits a resonance not seen at Herring Central this Millenia, Brian unleashes a monologue of torture and self servingness that even Mr. Umbecki was frowning and contemplating suicide.
Of course both Brian's reminisce about the grand old days of Mrs. Priddy and her long dead husband Laurie. Yes, those heady days...
Jail Time, Loopholes and Necro-Beastiality for Beginners
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After a lengthy hiatus, the Brians can now reveal they have been on a double secret undercover operation to find out whether souvlaki can cure cancer.
Although the results were spectacularly vague, it was confirmed that it can actually cause cancer if smeared on the genitals incorrectly.
On a lighter note.....feathers.
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Some shit the lawyer said to put in if we didn't want to go to jail again. Cunts!
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The Antarctic Ice Company, Johnny Bic and Whale Fuelled Racing Cars
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In this weeks episode Brian and Brain and not so much Barry, go on a fishing expedition in the heartland of downtown Antarctica. Brian strikes upon the idea of harvesting ice mites as a substitute fuel source only to realise that he is not wearing any pants and may freeze his enormous stoic off.
Meanwhile Bevan enters Barry's icehole and hilarity and pneumonia break out.
On a more serious note, the ghost of Mawson's Hut appears at the chemist and enquires about cough medicine.
Let's be Frank! Thring is the Thing! Available in all Nightclubs and Abattoirs in the Not So Grate Metropolitan Area Near Ewe.
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This week Brian and Brian recount their endless summer days of dementia and go-karting the slopes of Mt Kilimanjaro in a one piece bathing suit.
Paw Paws are now in season for $6.99 a cubit and the winter snows are rapidly approaching the border of Australia and Mrs Pretty's residence by the rubbish tip.
All this spells fun, frivolity and chemical burns for Barry and Bevan.
On a lighter note The End of Days is coming along nicely.
S 666 Ep 1 Easter Eggs and The Bones of God.
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On this special 1956 revised edition of, "Is your Mother a Barnacle" The Brian's take stock and a bit of a chance on an Easter gather a thon, that is, a Play with Sperm Whales as characters, a light show and a Duck with Arthritis and Gangrene.
In Part 2 of this Epiglottis of fun, debauchery and sewing, Brian discusses the finer points of boozing in the Bar on level 7 of the Vatican. Yes, that magnificent room full of Offal, Vagabonds and ornate Sherry glasses that glow in the dark. Brian not only...
Seal Clubbing, Mawson's Hut Franchises and the Kremlin Nightclub
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This week Brian and Brain reveal the astonishing news that Brian is absconding...I mean emigrating from the infamous Lawnton Heights Herring Compound to the Antartica thingy. This is where the Mawson's Hut Franchise Empire is being launched as soon as Ji Ji PINGGG! can drag himself away from the Kremlin Nightclub and cut the ribbon with a tank.
On a less interesting note, Barry reprises his Tony Award winning role as the corpse of Tony Abbottt and scares the local children to death, much the same way as Tonnyyy himself...
Nail Guns, Crucifixtion, Dadaism and PVC
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This week the Brians explore the donkey powered compressor and how low cost condominiums were built in the Middle Ages.
Also Bevan watches on as Barry is stuffed into a piece of PVC tubing and fired into the desert where he meets a host of hilarious characters who kill and eat him.
As well as also, the miracle of Jesus turning lesbians into fish is discussed by a number of historical experts in the nude.
In a lighter vein, Bevan is also stuffed into a PVC pipe b...
S 666 Ep 111 Errol Flynn, Pirates and Mawsons Hut.
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After starting the New Year with a bang, the Brian's continue on their quest to inform the loyal Earth millions of the trauma and tempest that will engulf them like a fat kid eating a cake.
Brian, in his wisdom and obvious likelihood that he really has brain damage discusses the reasons why Orstraylya has to be given the rights to hosting the Winter Olympics on the beautiful shores of Antarctica. Yes, that barren wasteland that Orstraylya owns. Arctic Pigeon racing and the Polar Koala Bear shooting will be incorporated into...
S 666 Ep 333 Glow in the Dark Lead.
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Brian, Brian, the other Brian and Barry return from The Vatican to establish the heads up for the coming year. After much discussion, opium and arm wrestling with Pope Moe, both Brian's conclude that 20mm Drainage Lead will be the go-to item at Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement, Pope Blessed Drainage Lead and Lead Kitty Litter requisites for years if not months ahead.
Brian talks at length about 3I Atlas docking at Lawnton Heights and the kerfuffle, wondrous sights and Olive Oil that flowed in, over and around Old Gympie Road and i...
S 666 Ep 999 Santa Claus and Satan Noclaws debate Olive Oil. The good, the bad and the oily.
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On this intriguing Christmas edition of Why is my son a Gorilla, Brian and Brian reveal all of the truths and just a bit of made up stuff about Jesus. Yes, son of Dog, the all fearing and somewhat despondant chap who became the Messiah we all talk about this day just to receive gifts and maybe a free lunch.
With sleigh bells ringing and Santa's helpers, Jeremy, Leroy, Basil, Doug and Tyrone furiously assembling gifts for the kiddies of the world and Santa's Tobbacanist and Sleigh provider, Jimmy, of Sleighs...
S 709 Ep 710 Triceratops, Koalas, Charles Darwin and Anal Cream.
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Brian and Brian find good use for a stunned Rat on this week's heart-warming episode of the Herrings. Yes, Rats with mobility issues always rate well in the Cyberspace world and don't the Brian's milk it, literally for all its worth.
Speaking of the AI Atlas Celestial-a-tron, Brian speaks way too long and far beyond a reasonable grasp of the English language about dirt, gases, grit and gravel just to give Mick O'Reilly some cheap advertising. It's a fuckin menace and heads will roll. Or at least be ripped off and s...
Whales Visit the Gold Coast and Wreak Havoc at the Casino
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This weeks episode has been cobbled together with thoughts, prayers and liquid gravel by Barry whilst he is in offshore detention. Unfortunately Barry has been scooped up in a "Homeless Clean Up" campaign introduced by Queenslands own political potato Adrian Christafoolish.
The government does not regard an old suitcase under a set of stairs an actual dwelling, although we do believe the local government will be renting out such spaces come the Brisbanuim Olympic Games in 2032 or whenever it is. Once the correct bribes are directed to the appropriate council members, Ba...
S 9001 Ep 3 The Complete End of Human Civilisation - The Director's Cut
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As the AI Atlas 3000 hurtles through the Milky Way on a collision course with Billy Mumy and Captain Spock on the Goodship Lollypop, the Brian's discuss at breath the fascination of space travel and skin infections.
Brian ponders the new world order that is RFK and his magnificent brainial thing that keeps churning out words of wisdom in his velvet voice only a helicopter blade could understand.
Also, the Chinese have ventured into the world of skid marks and inter galactic fun with the new version of the Titanic...
The Melbourne Cup, Diarrhea and the Golden Shotgun
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The race that startles a nation, The Melbourne Cup; will this year be hosted by Albo's BBQ Bonanza and Abattoir Requisites. Millions of dollars are gambled away this first Tuesday in November, but Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albuquerque will make sure all the kiddies of these degenerate gambling addicts will not go hungry.
All 257 horses running in this years race will be humanely massacred, chain sawed into lumps and gracefully charred on an open gasoline fuelled BBQ. Kiddies that can prove their parents are a disgrace will be force fed equine...
The Best Wi-Fi on Mars, Neural Links, Marmosets and Your Mum.
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In another delightfully stupid week full of herring, Brian and Brian recount the halogen days of Australia Post and Brian's relationship with all and sundry who work at Lower Lawnton Heights most successful stamp and assault weapon emporium, JJ's Stamps and Ammo.
On a heavier note, the Brians catch up with your mum and give her some long overdue badminton lessons.
Australia Rules Football, Cancer and Hot Dogs
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This week the Brians investigate startling allegations that Orstralia is not Orstria and anyway they can't play football with or without incriminating photos of grown men with members of another species.
Later in the episode, after a visit to the United Nations; the Brians manage to convince 190 member states to exclusively use hot dog cannons in all future wars. The Russkies and Yanks still like the good old days and no one gives a fuck what the Israelianites think. Cunts.
On a lighter note Barry volunteers to be tied...
S 911 Ep 119 Badminton with the Police and Soapboxes.
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Brian and Brian discuss the intricacies of dealing with the local Police department and the ways and means of making it a good business decision. From securing lost property and stolen goods, to hoarding physical evidence to be put before the Courts, the Brian's detail the size of the Shed and Pit required to relieve the Coppers of the stuff and allow you to store it at your location. For a fee, the Brian's will show you how to successfully pilfer from said stash and stuff and show a healthy balance sheet at...
S 3217 Ep 665 Testicle Stapling and Hemlines.
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On tonight's Episplode, Brian and Brian ask the logical and somewhat profound question that the world has pondered for centuries, and yes, the answer is outstanding. Er, due to copyright laws, a Cat and perjury, this may not be accurate.
Brian of his own volition, categorises at length his attitude and enjoyment of Patina. Yes, that biological extract that all and sundry are discussing and enthusing about in all English speaking countries here and elsewhere, and stuff.
On a nonsensical note but hilarious bit, Barry is hit by a...
The Worst of the Herring Experiment: The Chuck Norris Plutonium Edition
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After years of requests from loyal and disloyal listeners alike, Brian and the not so Brian, have contractually agreed to publish the Brian files. These files contain pictures, fleas and paper clips guaranteed to bring the whole world and bits of New Zealand to its knees.
On a lighter note Bevan is trapped under a snowmobile whilst hunting penguins in his attic.
S 666 Ep 666 Lists, Lists and a Lisp.
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This mid-winter night in the nearly most southerly continent on Earth and Uranus, both Brian's discuss all sorts of files. Starting with the Coarse Bastard, mentioning the Lady Boy Anal File and concluding with the Jeff Files.
Brian chats openly about swimming in the white powder pool on Jeff Island and how his date is as smooth as a bowling ball now. The conversation continues with his exploits with Brian in the Mango and Jelly pool. Terrific memories and stuff.
Brian, of course, can't stop name dropping and before...
S 666 Ep 13 The not so hot to handle and prepare lunch report.
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Brian declares to the world and an outlier planet on the edge of the Solar System that the 2032 Olympic Games in Brisvegas will incorporate the lower, lower end of Brian's property for the Opening Ceremony and the car parking.
Much to the surprise of the Queensland Government and Furhrer Crisisafool, the Brian's show the money, the blueprints and drainage for the blood in an all out display of Herring aptitude and war mongering.
On a side note, Brian introduces Duck's into the menu that will be supplied at the Oly...
Oranges, Orangutans, Pick Up Trucks and Horsefly Penises, Part 7
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This week Doctor Brain and Professor Brian table the mysterious and shaved world of the Travelling Koala Syndrome. The Nobel Prize of Overthinking will inevitably come their way this year, rewarding there decades long search for the perfect after dinner mint to pair with a Peppermint Cabernet and Otter Mudcake.
On a lighter and more sinister note the Brians have let Baron "The Trumpet of Colon" Mini-fuhrer off the leash and watched on as Barry was devoured whole by the maniacal kiddy.
S 00900 Ep 34589 Carl Sagan, Uranus and Dark Stains.
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The Brian's discuss the absolute possibility that Mars Bars and Moon Bars will be available at most interplanetary kiosks In the foreseeable future.
With the brutal demise of the Orange Scum and Elongated's love-in and the hissy fits and cat calling, both Brian's frolic in the fallout and the hilariousness of 2 grown men acting like fucktards.
Brian and Brian talk about the relevance of obese people in the world as we know it. From your real fatty Boombla to the fat bastard who only eats cake, to the large w...
Pope Leroy Brings Paganism and NASCAR to the Vatican
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This week the Brians finally get their patented Herring Condom Machines into the Vatican gift shop.
With a new sponsor onboard with the Siamese Herring Experiment, the Brian's reveal this new venture on tonight's Episplode. Yes, Cardinals Choice Condoms enters the world of fledgeulent sexual practices. The comings and the goings are now neatly wrapped up in steel belted wonderment for the universe to admire and avoid nasty genital warts, lesions, pussy sores, chlamydia, Down Syndrome and horse bites. Hurrah.
On a particularly nasty note, Barry plays chess with t...
Plastic Cars, Tin Hips and Brunch Coats.
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The Brian's have an extremely deep and meaningful conversation about their encounters with Whitchcraft, Voodoo and reverse parking.
Brian becomes highly intellectual when discussing the old days when wearing a Lawnmower as a hat was de rigeur and meant something in the suburbs.
The Brian's discuss at length about Haiti and the Haitian people being not only simple souls and being good at Jewjew, but their exemplary culinary delights when it came to cooking miscreants and at the same time wearing a Brunch Coat. Fascinating.
On a...
Cats and Dogs Having Sex in the Streets Episodial Thingy.
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The Brian's brave up to farewell another dead Pope and reminisce about the old times and the gay times in Vatican central.
Of course, Brian spills the beans on who is in the running to be wearing the Popal gear after the smoke and mirrors Conclave, or is that Enclave, reaches its nude crescendo.
Brian puts forward that the new leader of the Listeria National Party must have a full head of hair and must not be a fucking Arsehole like the last one. Bye bye Potatohead.
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A Donkey That Eats Concrete and More Wood Than You Can Poke A Stick At
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Brian and Brian get together again for Turdsday evening tomfoolery, nose bleeds, autopsy unveilings and recipes for single white men who can't sleep in the dark.
Brian speaks at length and mindnumbingly so about the Pope and the new dawn of another man to be appointed as head of the Roman Caucasian Church. Both Brian's discuss the smoke, mirrors, debauchery and fun that will happen as soon as candidates bend over and speak in tongues to get as many votes as required to be voted in as the representative of Dog...
Just Dumb Vance, Premature Matriculation and Dog Business
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This week Brian and Brian discuss the merits of Tuberculosis and how it can be used to harness moon rays to power small scale farming equipment.
Barry practices his Americanism, and Greenland narrowly escapes being dug up and sold in Walmart's across the United States of Alaska.
On a lighter note the largest pod of Sabre Toothed Whales has been sighted off the coast of Antartica near Mawson's Hut. They are on their annual migration from Wollongong to Germany and can be intimidated by loud noises, tennis racquets and...
S 909 Ep 909 Donkeys and Motorhome Glow in the Dark Tarriffs.
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On this spontaneous combustible episode, Brian and Brian piece together reality, just as a neurosurgeon would knit together a smashed brain.
The Brian's discuss the cognitive and repetitive features of an animal constantly on heat. Yes, at last someone has the guts to unmask the true identity of the horse like creature that now is recognised as the centre of brainial ingenuity, yes, the Don key. Available at all Mick O'Reillys Sand, Cement, Gravel, Lime, Industrial Waste, Fertiliser for good or evil (That's on the Darkweb site), Hammeroid Cream, Ballistic Missile go...
S 5678 Ep. 4567 Stoolage and Tourism.
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This evening on the SHE, Brian and the other Brian discuss in an Ethiopian accent about Space Cocaine and the relevance of having Aliens living on Brian's property to ensure of cordial arrangements and on time delivery methods.
On a hilarious note, Brian let's rip about the exciting new autonomous creature, that is, the Anus People. Not to be confused with Politicians or the Clergy.
Brian, again, rabbit's on about his trip to Tasmania and how they are the citizens of the Universe and all other sorts of shit...
Mick O'Reilly's Sand, Cement and Space Pot Plants! Get "Em Before Musky SendsThem All To Mars!
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This week the Brians realise the reason their enormous ratings, subscribers and underpants have been falling drastically, is because of the terrible typewriter keyboard Brian is using to create his brilliant podcasting thingy.
After severe prodding with a stick Barry was coerced into ......nevermind.
On a lighter and warmer note, Pope Francis has had his new Tesla Popemobile struck by lightning or a molotov and it has burnt to the ground with all the photographs, and has been summoned back to hell.
It's getting crowded with popemobiles o...
Tariffs, Testicles and Time Travel
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This week the Siamese Herring Experiment has been hit with trade tariffs from Barry's mum. Brian and Brian will no longer be able to borrow the latex goods without first coughing up a whopping 28% extra phlegm. This will put enormous economic strain on the Brians; as Brian has had his adenoids removed and Brian's mucous membranes were damaged in a golf car eating championship.
On a lighter note time travel is now closer to the ordinary man, woman or non-binary entity than ever before thanks to Mick O'Reilly's Sand Cement and...
The NRA Rejoice as Small Handguns Become Available for 2 to 5 year olds.
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The handgun market in the good old USA is heating up as manufacturers throughout the world supply the new 6 shooter for infants, especially for the American market.
The Brian's travelled to Gympie for the unveiling of the new baby Gun. Exclusively designed and engineered as well as patented by Bluey for J. J. Guns and Ammo.
After letting off 5000 rounds and kissing lots of non binary 4 year olds and signing autographs, the Brian's then went onto the Gold Mine Hotel and Explosives Factory and let off another 9000 rounds and d...
The SHE and the Brian's win Poocast of the Year in the Lobotomy section.
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The International Poocast of the Year function held in Papua New Guinea has bestowed on the Herrings another world wide award that will hang with 100's of others in Shed 66 on Brian's property.
Not being big headed or arrogant, the Brian's have only had 5 days of celebrating. As well as reaching out to the powers that be that the Australian/s of the Year award must certainly be the Brian's. Who could deny this, the Bastards.
On a solemn note, Brian has returned from the Vatican without being able t...
"Dingo Burgers" starring Chips Rafferty as Nostradamus and Sonny Hammond as Elon Musk
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This week Brian and Brian reminisce about Stephen Hawking and sardines, mutant marsupials and Pythagoras. There's something about Sir Isaac Newton, but it's not been authenticated by the Vatican or Sister Mercia, so fuck knows.
On a side note Barry loses a kangaroo down the insinkerator and finds love at the emergency centre. Lucky bastard!
Homeless to Colonize Mars and Then Be Run Off the Land
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This week Brian and Brian discuss how to embalm unwanted children in Diet Coke and how Samboy BBQ flavoured potato chips are to be implanted into the brains of the gullible in search of the unobtainable.
This week also saw the Brians launch a new product onto the global market. The fully adjustable arse licking ladder (or ass licking, if you like donkeys) Stocks keep running out so buy one now before they all run out.
On a lighter note the economy is still trickling down to the battler i...
