Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

In “Neither Fish Nor Fowl” | Episode 262 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome one of the strangest guests ever to enter the BLC universe: Chainsaw Chicken.

Despite the name, Chainsaw would like everyone to understand two things immediately: he does not carry a chainsaw, and he is not a chicken.

From there, the crew dives into decades of Chainsaw Chicken history, including UFOs, Sasquatch, alien breeding programs, presidential encounters, Richard Nixon’s missing tape, old Hollywood, psychiatric treatment, impostor chickens, arrests, a bank robbery misunderstanding, a twin brother named Buzzsaw, life w...

In “Crotch Orange” | Episode 261 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred returns from his Dave Chappelle adventure in Charlotte with casino losses, golf, expensive drinks, locked-up phones, multiple opening acts, a surprise Queen of Hearts singer, and one small problem: he can barely remember a single joke Chappelle told.

Then Parker, Fred, and Allan get ready for Halloween by planning questionable Renaissance Fair costumes, inventing the seasonal color Crotch Orange, debating whether Parker should become a slutty blacksmith, and working through a list of supposedly trending 2026 Halloween costumes that none of them recognize.

The crew...

Episode 260 opens with Parker, Fred, and Allan celebrating another milestone and immediately campaigning for help. The Black Lincoln Collective is once again nominated for a local podcast award, and after winning the previous two years, the guys are officially chasing the three-peat.

That means sizing up the competition.

The crew runs through several fellow nominees, including a church podcast, an old nemesis, real estate shows, a Reverend David Tipton, and a podcast hosted by an investor-attorney-Brazilian-jiu-jitsu black belt and a bodybuilder/music artist. That last combination is enough to make Parker briefly reconsider the usual “ta...

Fall is here, the weather is unhinged, and things are getting weird on Episode 259 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast! Parker, Fred, and Allan welcome a Gen Alpha El Niño to explain why Mother Nature is acting sus, dive into NASCAR lawsuits, bizarre sports controversies, and questionable North Carolina laws, then get a crash course in fish-market economics from old-money Florida legend Charles Mangrove III, aka The Business Manatee, who somehow owes a gray whale $47 million. Throw in Dennis Rodman, old-school R&B, televangelist scandals, and megachurch money, and you've got another wildly unpredictable episode of The B...

Episode 258 opens with reverb, ears, corn, fake governors, and the crew trying to remember how podcast intros work before Parker officially welcomes everyone to another edition of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast. 258-2 258-2

The first major story belongs to Fred, whose son has officially turned 13. Fred is less impressed with the birthday itself than with the fact that he managed to keep another human alive for 13 years. He points out that TVs, cars, marriages and various other things haven't necessarily lasted as long, but the kid is alive, healthy, doing well in school and playing football. 258...

In “Lawyer Letters” | Episode 257 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker gets the opportunity of a lifetime: six hours in a virtual mock trial where he gets paid to judge strangers, argue about negligence, assign blame, debate damages, eat chicken wings, and slowly convince himself that he is Perry Mason.

After surviving legalese, questionable jurors, an $873,000 damages suggestion, and the invention of Parker’s imaginary lawyer credentials, the crew heads into Fredline News. This week brings an orange shark, a serial butt sniffer, Michael Douglas trivia, a Titanic mayonnaise story, rumors of disappearing genitals, an endurance athlet...

00:01:00 — Weak Fart Start: The show opens with the 256th edition and immediately critiques the quality of a fart sound.00:01:20 — “Can’t Do Attitude”: The official motto of the episode becomes a perfect summary of the entire show.00:02:13 — Fred Fred Fred: Fred gets introduced as Fred, a friend of the show, and possibly the most Fred person available.00:02:44 — Latino History Month: Allan’s “big, important audience” arrives for Latino History Month, and the crew hands him an impossible cultural assignment.00:03:37 — Greatest Latino Artist: Ricky Martin, Menudo, and J.Lo enter the conversation before anyone is fully prepared.00:05:09 — Menudo Takes a Dark Turn: The crew starts wi...

00:01:00 — Episode 255, Now With No Action: The show proudly announces the 255th episode and immediately promises “no action,” which is both a joke and a warning.00:01:31 — Fred’s Gun Show: Fred’s sleeves apparently ripped right off his body because his 50-year-old arms are simply too powerful.00:02:18 — Contractually Not Celebrating Fred Again: Parker explains that they celebrated Fred last week and are not contractually obligated to do it again, then spends half the episode doing exactly that.00:03:34 — Surprise Party at Fred’s Own House: Fred’s wife tries to hide a surprise party while hosting it at the place where Fred lives, which is a bo...

Episode 254 opens with “Shiver If Day,” Hot Trip Salad, platform plugs, ChatGPT jokes, and Bruce Buffer confusion.The crew discusses the Tupac case, Keith D., “Baby Lane,” old interviews, book confessions, and 30 years of delayed justice.The Tupac segment turns into food-based courtroom comedy with Savory Justice and fake detective John Savory.Parker’s car gets burgled, and the stolen items are weirdly personal: Bluetooth adapter, headphones, charger, cash, and his Aldi quarter.Fred admits to old car-handle-pulling behavior from the cassette-tape era.The guys revisit the story of Draper’s car getting stolen at a Braves game and returned with Funyuns...

00:00:57 — “Now Featuring Words”: Parker welcomes everyone to the “250th episode” and announces that the show now features words, which feels like an ambitious rebrand. 00:01:16 — All Fingers and Toes: The crew says they are broadcasting with all their fingers and toes, which becomes accidentally relevant later when the episode turns into death talk. 00:02:20 — Antonio Ben Fred: Fred starts doing an accent, Parker asks him to get closer to the mic, and the whole show briefly becomes a bootleg international lounge act. 00:03:05 — Spain Is Mexico’s Canada: The geography lesson nobody requested arrives early and confidently. 00:04:48 — Hayden Panettiere Name Disaster: The crew tries several versio...

In Episode 252 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Parker opens the show by admitting he forgot to write the intro, which is honestly one of the cleaner ways a BLC episode can start. The crew celebrates the newly expanded website archive, clarifies that the site does not really look new except for one button that leads to a million other things, and then immediately shifts into the main business of the week: selling chocolate.

Parker’s daughter is selling World’s Finest Chocolate, which gives him the chance to pitch Fred and Allan like a desperate scho...

The episode opens as the “351st edition,” joking that BLC now has 100 lost episodes. Parker says summer is over as a concept, even if the weather is still very much summer. Parker crams a family vacation into a short North Carolina trip with Carowinds, Charlotte, food halls, slime, and an aquarium. A knife-store stop becomes a whole bit about balisongs, butterfly knives, “Jim James,” flippy flops, and $100 vacation parenting decisions. Parker explains injuring his knee in lake mud/sargassum, then making it worse during the Charlotte trip. The slime museum is presented as an overpriced, disgusting, child-hand-filled nightmare with multiple kinds of...

00:01:16 — 250 Episodes, Give or Take: The crew celebrates the 250th episode while openly admitting nobody is going back to count, which feels like the correct BLC accounting method. 00:02:16 — The Fred Intro Goes Off the Rails: Parker introduces Fred as “the Man in the Hall with the Big Balls” and “the Night Hawk with the Big Cowk,” immediately justifying the episode title’s general energy. 00:03:30 — Back to School Relief: The guys celebrate kids going back to school like they just won a prison break in reverse. 00:05:06 — Pay Them Bus Drivers: Fred explains the bus driver delay situation, and the crew turns into a surprisingly pro...

00:03:50 — Slang School Begins: Parker announces a 2026 slang check so the crew can stay current, which is already the least current sentence possible. 00:04:47 — Mogging Explained: The guys learn that “mogging” means outshining or dominating someone, mostly through appearance, and immediately age seven years. 00:05:29 — Looksmaxing and Mewing: The crew breaks down looksmaxing, mewing, and the strange internet belief that your jawline can become a full-time project. 00:07:38 — Receipts Become Strip Club Receipts: “Receipts” starts as proof, then becomes proof someone paid cover, used the ATM, and ordered steak at a strip club. 00:09:40 — French Fry Mexican Restaurant: A Mexican restaurant with surprisingly good fries inspires the guys...

In “Vegan Chitlins” | Episode 248 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew serves up a buffet of meat, bad math, questionable introductions, and the debut of Odicius Jones, a man with his own Odyssey and a very intense relationship with 4DX movie theaters. Parker, Fred, and Allan kick things off with redhead confusion, Greek jokes, Grease references, white-people clapping, and a movie review that quickly becomes less about The Odyssey and more about surviving modern cinema. Odicius breaks down a “mid” new Odyssey movie starring Matt Damon, Tom Holland, and Elliot Page, but the real story is the 4DX exper...

In “Debone My Toilet” | Episode 247 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew opens inside what can only be described as a “buffet of meat,” then immediately derails into questionable freestyle rapping, attachable accessories, fake swagger, and Parker trying very hard to be the least white version of himself. Fred is introduced as “the modern age Noah, the show-er, the holy roll-er,” which is somehow both accurate and deeply unnecessary.

After some Harry Mack talk and the realization that freestyle rap is much harder when you are not Harry Mack, Fred brings the episode’s main disaster: his...

Opening — Mad Hype, No Intro: The episode begins with big energy and Fred immediately admitting he did not think of anything, which is technically honesty and possibly performance art. Early Episode — Taco Bell as a Public Health Barrier: The guys admit Taco Bell getting expensive may be the only thing keeping them safe from themselves and several bathrooms. Early Episode — Couples That Fart Together: Parker turns love advice into gastrointestinal policy with the idea that couples who fart together stay together. Dog Debate — Cooper’s Big Question: Fred asks whether Cooper the beagle should get neutered, and the show briefly becomes th...

In Episode 245 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the show opens with shame, confusion, and a quick debate over whether this is actually Episode 245 or 246. Parker declares the episode “the best show” in a deeply suspicious presidential voice, announces the show now has 7% more freedom, and introduces Fred with a description involving a deep squat that nobody needed but everyone now has to live with.

That somehow leads into Fred’s heroic tale of home maintenance. After a cheap plastic drain snake broke off in his bathtub, Fred did what any responsible adult would do: ignored it for...

In “The 250th Episode” | Episode 244 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew celebrates the week of America’s 250th birthday by proudly naming their 244th episode “The 250th Episode,” because math has never been part of the brand promise.

The show opens with the usual BLC ceremony: a little confusion, some Johnny Carson nostalgia, Allan being introduced from a legally safe distance, and an attempted national anthem moment that gets shut down almost immediately. Parker explains that this episode is tied to America’s big 250th anniversary, or season, or whatever it is when a country has...

00:01:40 — Manual Farts Only: A listener thinks the fart is part of the intro, and the crew proudly explains that BLC uses real, handcrafted gas like podcast artisans. 00:02:12 — Pride Month Musical Parker: Parker starts singing the show open, and the guys immediately question how a man who hates musicals keeps turning the podcast into one. 00:03:24 — Congratulations on Your Marriage, Sorry: The crew congratulates a listener on getting married, then immediately explains that 100% of divorces are caused by marriage. Romance is alive and filing paperwork. 00:04:01 — Not a Math Podcast: After absolutely butchering percentages, the crew reminds everyone that BLC is not accounting-related. Finally...

In Episode 242 of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, Fred is back, alive to the show again, and immediately welcomed with the kind of dignity this program is famous for: a discussion about synthetic farts, AI-generated gas, and the need for “real farts” in modern podcasting. It is, somehow, a return to normal.

The crew kicks things off by welcoming a new listener, Dale from Canada, before revisiting the emotional damage caused by Fred missing the previous episode. Parker and Allan remind him that, in his absence, they were forced to slap together a show without him and...

This week, on what can barely be called an episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Fred is Dead...to us. He's out fighting screw worms or screwing fighting worms or something. Allan decides to shoot his shot and step in for the absent Freddy Jazzmouth. Parker uses Fred's untimely disappearance to force through a new BLC Hall of Famer, then a special guest comes by to mourn the show's loss. 

Then, we're sorry, but we're contractually obligated to broadcast a Worst of Episode once a year, and this one is definitely it. It's time for a B...

In “Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button” from The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers another loud, ridiculous ride through absurd humor, pop culture, and deeply questionable life advice.

The episode kicks off with Parker emotionally unraveling, Fred talking Dabo Swinney, Allan recalling a run-in with a famous college football coach, and the gang somehow turning Pride Month into a conversation about HBO’s Hacks, hats, and computer hackers.

From there, Fred brings a Reddit-inspired question: if Batman named himself after his biggest fear, what would your superhero name be? The answers are glorio...

In “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239” of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, things kick off exactly how you’d expect: a little technical confusion, some talk about Fred’s temporary tooth situation, a questionable planet fact, and Allan wasting no time setting the mood with the kind of greeting only this show could get away with. In other words, everything is right on schedule.

The big story this week is Parker’s nightmare trip through the wonderful world of the DMV, charity car donations, and paperwork that apparently matters way more two years later than it did at the t...

The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Episode 238 is here, and it is packed with comedy, conspiracy theories, stock talk, sports memories, and food inflation rage. This week, the crew discusses Fred’s lost bet and the possibility of more “kid show” episodes, the strange pull of social media algorithms, knot-tying videos, hydraulic press clips, pimple popping videos, and the weird side of internet content.

Fred breaks down the latest in the GameStop stock saga, including Ryan Cohen, eBay acquisition rumors, shareholder strategy, warrants, and whether GameStop could become a Berkshire Hathaway-style powerhouse. The guys also debut the BLC quote...

This week, on a brand-new episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're throwing this episode back to our childhood, and we've finally done an episode for the kids. That's right, we're facing off in a try not to laugh for the ages, and trust me, we all lose. Then we're giving you the details on words that sound naughty, but aren't, and we have a brand new installment of BLC Masterpiece theater! We educate you on one George Washington Carver and we're chatting about poops! All that and so much more, now to go bed! 

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This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is born! Fred finally graces us with his latest stock report and we got jokes! All that, and also Mel Brooks, maybe? Only on the BLC Podcast. 

00:00 — Welcome to Episode 236
The crew opens the 236th edition of The Black Lincoln Collective Pod...

In episode 235 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan are back with another chaotic, fully unhinged ride through parenting disasters, home improvement regrets, sports disappointment, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with the crew welcoming listeners from around the world and pointing them toward YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and all major podcast platforms.

The main story starts with Parker taking on what he calls the “bunk bed challenge”: attempting to assemble a brand-new bunk bed for his kids in the hopes of finally getting a full night’s sleep without being kicked by tin...

This week, on an out-of-this-world episode of America's Favorite Podcast, Parker sells his house thanks to the show, and the guys get the opportunity to interview Artemis 1 and we get all the dirt on the recent Mission and so much more. Then, we're visited by and old friend, and he's as screwy as ever. We finally get caught up with Dr Frenchie, and we've got lots to cover. All that, and even more, only on the BLC Podcast. 

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This week, on a from the future episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we learn what Allan OTB really means, and we're finally bringing back, What You Watchin! We're talking about Invincible, The Boys, SNL UK, Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice, and They Will Kill You. And Then, Fred calls the Master's Winner? We finally get the interview we've been waiting on, Tiger Woods himself. Tigers chatting about his Master's Experience, and the real reason he crashed. We announce our newest ad campaign, and Parker's selling his house, and has a scheme to get the most he can...

This week, on the fooliest episode of the BLC Podcast this year, Fred has a confession to make, and Parker and Allan are the April Fools. Then, Parker's kicking the energy drinks, and we're talking about the worst sodas, and the worst prebiotic sodas. And Sloppy Joes! Then Allan's treating the fellas to a segment that he created! Get ready for something that you'll never hear again. We're deciding who'd win in a fight, and the toughest Dad's in TV History. Finally, Is Parker Running for office? He's open to bribes, and so much more, only on the Black...

This week, on a shockingly new episode of the BLC Podcast, Fred's literally taking his life into his own stupid hands, and he's got butterfingers. Hear the harrowing tale of Fred's brunch with death and a shelf. It's something. 

Then, we're having what can only be described as a little baby bitch boy argument about whether Chuck Norris belongs in the BLC Hall of Fame. Guess what? He might, or might not be bestowed with the highest honor America's Favorite Podcast can give (RIP Chuck). You'll have to listen to find out.

Then, the finale o...

In Episode 230 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, the crew welcomes special guest Dave Peterson from Peterson's World Famous Hotdogs for a chaotic, hilarious ride through weird history, childhood myths, and off-the-rails comedy. This episode features Wack History facts about car crashes in 1895 Ohio, the Great Molasses Flood, Alexander the Great, Karl Marx, Pepsi’s military deal, and Montenegro’s 101-year war with Japan. The gang also debates old-school myths like wet hair causing colds, gum staying in your stomach, blue blood, toads causing warts, Pop Rocks and soda, and more. Plus, they swap stories about rotary phones, VHS tape...

This week, on a whole-assed new episode of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker's the big winner of the week, and he's trying to turn $5 into $5million, and word's getting out about the show, and Allan will let any dickhead come on. We have a special guest that's proud of his differences, and just wants the world to know. Then we're back and better than ever with Fredline News, brought to you by our friends at bang butts. Fred's covering crow drones, meth, and Katy Perry versus Katie Perry, a woman's miraculous recovery thanks to a pothole, and masturbation...

This week, on a ripped from the headlines edition of the BLC Podcast, we're reacting to the fall of a local icon, and we ponder who will fill the vacuum he leaves behind. We also take a deep dive in Fred's psyche, and help get to the bottom of his current issues with the help of an ancient chinese secret. We compare medical shows and Parker is volunteering to coach fantasy football. Fred talks about his victories and losses in his online shopping addiction. The it's Wack History Month, and Parker's dealing the wackest of facts. It's the end...

This week, on what can only be called an episode of the BLC Podcast, the guy aren't selling themselves short, or are they? Fred has fallen in love with a brand new buying stuff app, Mac.bid, and he's going to get rich off of it. Then, Fred regails us with a story of whimsey and disco delights at the Daddy/ Daughter dance. He definitely didn't make it all about him. Then, to celebrate Whack History Month, we're joined by Wackula, the Whack history month vampire, we're learning about James Garfield sticking food into his butt. Then, we're talking...

This week, we're remembering Jesse Jackson, and chatting about his legacy. We also remember the great Robert Duvall and also James Van Der Beek, and chime in on his go fund me controversy. Parker heads to the Lunar Festival in Athens and almost meets Michael Stipe, i guess. Then it's a weird encounter, and was Jesus a mushroom? You'll have to listen to find out. Power bills are soaring, and a Vape Shop looms on the horizon. Only on the BLC Podcast.  

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This week, on what can only be called the 225th episode of the BLC Podcast, the boys are here, and they're not going skiiing, even though Allan really wants to grab multiple poles. That's right, we're recapping the Super bowl halftime show, since we didn't get to it last week. Which one you ask? You'll have to tune in to find out. We are also joined by a very special guest, who's name rhymes with Rid Kock, that's right, fresh from the mean country streets of Detroit, it's Kid Rock! 

After the break, we dive into Black H...

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First up, the Grammys. Not the awards. The grandmas. The crew tries to process award-show logic while repeatedly getting distracted by how easy it is to mishear everything, misname everyone, and still speak with total confidence. There’s a whole mini-journey through categories, presenters, and the kind of musical discourse that sounds like it was assembled from half-remembered captions and pure audacity. If you like your entertainment commentary with the accuracy of a drunk weather forecast, you are home.

Then life happ...

In “A Type of Valor,” the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast moves from hilarious real-life chaos to sharp cultural commentary and Black history. The crew opens with an unbelievable workplace story—an unhoused man accidentally getting buzzed into the office—and unpacks the uncomfortable realities of safety, assumptions, and boundaries.

From there, they dive into a viral pop-culture moment: TikTok creator Romeo’s Show, the catchy “Dr. Pepper baby” jingle, and what happens when a brand steps in and commercializes internet creativity. The conversation turns into a smart (and funny) look at authenticity, ownership, and how corporations reshape culture.