The Middle Classholes
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The Bull, Dog, Or Horse $hit Episode
On "The Bull, Dog, Or Horse $hit Episode" of Middle Class Holes, hosts Murr and Foxman kick things off with an awkward, migraine-med-induced encounter with a dye-happy Chick-fil-A managerbefore diving into a deep-dive critique of early-2000s facial hair, cargo shorts, and the pure utility of multi-pocket postal shirts. The guys marvel at Red Bull’s record-breaking Slovenian smokestack catapultand settle an urgent linguistic debate by officially defining the exact differences between bullshit, horseshit, and dog shit. For Fun Fact Friday, they break down some of the most absurd Guinness World Records in history—including eye-squirting milk, candle-extinguishing farts, scoo...
Lung Darts and Earth Walks Episode
Foxman and Murr return with another jam-packed episode of The Middle Classholes, kicking things off with a rant about ungrateful donation centers rejecting high-end kitchenware and a formidable wok. From there, the duo tackles the rapid-fire spread of internet conspiracy theories surrounding plane crashes, the nostalgic glory of baseball teams staying loose with a few "lung darts", and a historical Fun Fact Friday featuring political blunders like Dan Quayle's spelling bee mishap and William Henry Harrison's marathon inaugural address. Finally, they wrap things up by marveling at the sheer endurance—and heavy personal cost—of a man who spent 28 year...
The Out-of-Touch Unks Episode
In this Halloween special episode of The Middle Class Souls, hosts Murr and Wes lean fully into their status as "out-of-touch unks" after getting roasted on Instagram for mocking gamers who plan to take PTO for the long-awaited release of GTA VI. The duo dives into a wide-ranging, comical, and nostalgic tangent-filled discussion that covers the realities of modern vacation days, awkward neighborhood dog-walking etiquette, and whether Halloween should officially be a national holiday. Along the way, they explore global death traditions (from Mexican altars to painted Bolivian skulls), debate the absurdity of "canceling" Freddy Krueger, wrap up a...
The Wiffle Ballification of America Episode
On this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys dive into a wild mix of topics, starting with a review of a rather unique birthday gag gift and a deep dive into the nostalgia and modern controversies surrounding the comedy classic Ace Ventura. The conversation then shifts to the "pickleballification" of backyard games as they debate the over-the-top seriousness and celebrations now infiltrating competitive wiffle ball leagues. After weighing in on a chaotic choose-your-n-adventure segment featuring a porch pirate confrontation and a suspicious clubhouse restroom incident, the crew evaluates a BuzzFeed list of extreme, high-paying jobs to see which...
Andy Harris, Where You At? Episode
On this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys dive into the chaos of being the lone sober guy at a wedding boat party, navigating pre-teen testosterone and door-slamming arguments, and losing their minds over a viral town hall video of Maryland representative Andy Harris. Plus, a wild Fun Fact Friday celebrating historical daredevils whose extreme stunt engineering didn't quite go according to plan!
00:15 — Sober on a Boozy Boat Trip
05:15 — Orioles Playgames and Charm City Nostalgia
07:31 — Pre-Teen Hormones, Jujitsu, and Door Slamming
18:57 — B...
Pokémon Cards and High-Income Psyops Episode
In this episode, the crew tackles everything from local Elkton, Maryland weed grow operations and multi-thousand-dollar vintage Pokémon card regrets to the absurdity of tech bro AI utopian promises and universal high-income theories. Alongside a breakdown of the great foul ball etiquette debate, bizarre alone-time confessions, a Hollywood late-bloomer actors edition of Fun Fact Friday, and a Texas man returning a massive $128,000 ATM cash bag, the guys deliver their signature unhinged banter as Wes prepares to leave the iconic basement foxhole.
00:22 — Elkton Weed Growers & The Early Days
01:41 — High School Penis Pill...
VMA Butt Lasers Episode
In this episode of "The Middle Classholes" titled "VMA Butt Lasers Episode," hosts Wes and Murray dive into a wide-ranging conversation spanning middle school homework struggles, memorable 1990s MTV moments, and home improvement store mishaps. The duo also share a special tribute to close out the show, dedicating the episode to the memory of Robert Charles Horn Jr.
00:22 — Middle School Project Chaos
04:59 — Procrastination and Cultural Fair Projects
21:18 — Lowe's vs. Home Depot DIY Mishaps
29:10 — Shock Value in Pop Culture and the VMAs
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The Quickie Episode
Life got in the way, so Murr and Foxman are bringing you an abbreviated, 38-minute crash course of The Middle Classholes! The guys dive into the harsh reality of turning on the heat in September, the trials and tribulations of aging parents, and why middle school math makes them feel entirely inadequate. Plus, they share nostalgic trauma from childhood horror movies, reminisce about abandoned 90s outlet malls, and Foxman delivers a direct call-out to a Christian podcast host who ghosted him.
00:00:16 - Orioles Gear and Turning on the Heat in September
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Three AI Companies in a Trench Coat Episode
The crew dives headfirst into the looming AI apocalypse and whether three tech giants in a trench coat are propping up the entire economy. From there, the guys pivot to baseball drama involving rookie hats and power-tripping umps, youth sports streaming paywalls, and a wild Fun Fact Friday covering QWERTY keyboards, sundials, and telephone greetings. To wrap things up, they break down OnlyFans spending per capita and the internet's ongoing obsession with Sydney Sweeney before closing out the week.
00:15 - The AI Apocalypse and Terminator 2 Theories
03:45 - AI Monopolies...
Class Action Payoffs , Mic Ultra, and Bipartisan BS Episode
In this episode of The Middle Classholes, the hosts unpack the absurd reality of class action lawsuits, comparing their own prospective payouts—ranging from $2.50 to $80—while highlighting how lawyers walk away with millions while everyday consumers get next to nothing. They dive into political disillusionment, questioning why modern leaders can't compromise, before pivoting to a lighter debate on Michelob Ultra topping the beer charts and the proper shape of a bottle for maximum chugging efficiency. Finally, "Fun Fact Friday" highlights ridiculous lawsuit payouts—including Subway's 11-inch "footlong" and Red Bull's lack of literal wings—before wrapping up with a hot take...
The PBR Beer Heist Episode
In this episode of The Middle Classholes titled "The PBR Beer Heist Episode," hosts Murr and Foxman blend humorous personal anecdotes and pop culture commentary, starting with local Baltimore parking grievances, Street Fighter II nostalgia, and household DIY mishaps before tackling the titular story. The duo discusses a high-profile heist involving 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer stolen from a California facility, weighing the absurd logistics of the crime alongside their own past stories of beer-stealing shenanigans. They round out the episode with a "Fun Fact Friday" segment covering bizarre historical mysteries—such as the Dyatlov Pass incident and un...
The Fart Corner & The Bologna Hack Episode
In this episode of The Middle Class Holes, the hosts tackle a chaotic blend of absurd internet news, corporate cynicism, and pop culture breakdowns. The guys dive headfirst into the rise of subscription-based models and the feeling that "they" are pushing society toward owning nothing, before dissecting the fallout from Good Good Golf’s controversial commercial blunder that cost them high-profile corporate partnerships. The conversation ranges from evaluating a viral, questionable bologna-pulled-pork recipe to debating the merits of an elementary school "fart corner" designed to destigmatize bodily functions. Rounding out the show, the hosts share trivia on food origins du...
The Reaper Is Always Watching Episode
On this week’s episode of The Middle Classholes, Wes trades his desk for manual labor pulling low-voltage cabling at George Washington University, sparking a chat on the physical toll of blue-collar work, while O'Raley and Murr swap wild stories of waging war on local raccoons. The guys then dissect an atrocious botched home run review at an Orioles game, unpack a massive, pledge-run Penn State fraternity cocaine bust, and recount history's most expensive hoaxes—including the man who sold the Eiffel Tower twice. Rounding out the show, they reveal the bizarre news story behind this week's cover art feat...
Employers Trading Employees Episode
In this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys tackle everything from everyday public line-cutting etiquette and stadium bathroom chaos to the wild idea of corporate America operating like professional sports leagues—complete with employee trades, draft picks, and no-trade clauses. They explore alternative pathways to traditional college degrees through company-sponsored training and blue-collar trades before diving into a bizarre round of historical quackery, featuring goat-gland transplants, 18th-century rabbit hoaxes, and John Harvey Kellogg's infamous sanitarium treatments. Wrapping up with a look at workout physiology and strange human anatomy facts, it’s a packed mix of practical grievances, absurdity, and...
Messing With The Mailman Episode
The tables have officially turned! In this episode, Murray gets a taste of his own medicine when a group of kids on e-bikes decide to harass him while he’s out on his delivery route. Faced with teens pulling dangerous bike tricks in front of his 1980s mail truck, Murr reaches a classic midlife realization: he has officially become the grumpy adult he used to mess with back in the day.
The guys swap stories of childhood delinquency—including Wes’s late-night fireworks, construction site destruction, and terrorizing the local newspaper delivery man while wearing a terrifying, custom...
Glamping, Snakes, & 400-Thread-Count Sheets Episode
Pack your 400-thread-count sheets and leave the flint at home—this week, the boys are taking a hard stand in defense of glamping. After watching a terrifying video of an underprepared outdoorsman face off with a tent snake, the guys debate why anyone feels the need to suffer in the woods just to prove a point.
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The Culture of Shaming: Why do we let other people’s opinions ruin the things we enjoy (looking at you, Nickelback and well-done steaks)?Corporate Bozos: 19 dead giveaways that your "genius" coworker actu...It's Still Real To Me! Episode
Grab your coffee (and make sure it has a spill-proof slider lid), because the boys are back to tackle life’s most important, totally unprompted questions.
In this episode, the hosts dive headfirst into the nostalgic world of professional wrestling—paying tribute to the legendary viral clip of a tearful fan shouting, "It's still real to me, damn it!" They break down the death of kayfabe, classic over-the-top 90s character gimmicks (from Irwin R. Schyster to The Undertaker), and why modern wrestling could use a little less high-tech glamour and a lot more old-school grit.
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We're All Going To Die Episode
In this episode of Middle Class Holes, hosts Foxman, Alan, and Murr dive into everything from health scares to pop culture, kicking things off with a hilarious breakdown of Murr’s recent trip to the nutritionist. After realizing years of intermittent fasting and drinking dark diet sodas left him utterly malnourished and losing bone density, Murr shares the strict instructions he received to rebuild his lifestyle—including switching to clear sodas like Sprite Zero. The guys then weigh in on the recent World Cup action and the tactical errors that led to the US team crumbling under pressure against Belg...
The Humor in Anxiety Episode
Join The Middle Classholes we explore the humorous side of anxiety, the cultural impact of Jackass, and the art of witty comebacks. Foxman and Murr share personal stories, sports banter, and timeless quotes that will make you think and laugh. In this episode, we explore humorous takes on professional communication, the resilience of nature, and bizarre human behaviors, offering both entertainment and thought-provoking insights.
00:22 — Unpacking Driving and Social Anxiety
02:43 — The Grocery Store Incident & The Jackass Remedy
04:24 — The Generational Impact of Jackas...
Happy 250th America Episode
Join Foxman, Murr, and Ole Rollie as they dive into the wild world of carnival foods, regional events like Burning Man, and the humorous side of American traditions. From deep-fried butter to bizarre fair foods, this episode is a tasty journey through American culture. Join us as we explore a wide range of topics from historical fun facts, bizarre food inventions, to the state of sports and culture, all with a humorous and insightful twist. Perfect for history buffs, foodies, and sports fans alike.
00:12 Exploring Regional Burning Man Events
11:42 The Unique Experience of Burning Man's...
The Clapping Cheeks Episode
In this episode of the Middle Class Holes podcast, co-hosts Foxman and Murr deliver a high-energy, comedic conversation that ranges from awkward parenting moments to bizarre medical phenomena. The episode kicks off with an amusing dilemma about how to handle a naive 11-year-old asking about explicit slang, which naturally transitions into a broader discussion about crude Internet searches, anatomical curiosity, and sexual psychology. The hosts then debate a hypothetical viral survey concerning life-altering bonuses, where they weigh the value of athletic prowess against aging slower or making more money. After a brief look at a viral TikTok trend involving...
The World Cup Melting Pot Episode
In this episode of The Middle Class Holes, hosts Murr and Wes Fox kick things off with a recap of Murr's recent family vacation to Great Wolf Lodge in Perryville, Maryland, where he shares some candid and humorous observations on public fitness and a wild 30-minute encounter with a defiant child on a water slide. The duo then trades chaotic weekend stories, with Wes recounting a drunken 25-year high school reunion mishap that led to an air conditioning unit plunging three stories into his mom's yard. They transition into sports and cultural highlights, marveling at the cinematic spectacle of...
Somebody Call 911? Episode
In this episode, the hosts dive into a hilariously candid mix of sports culture, modern dilemmas, and bizarre public emergencies. They kick things off by breaking down the massive business behind jersey branding and the skyrocketing costs that are pricing everyday fans out of sports arenas, before analyzing a legendary playoff buzzer-beater and celebrating the return of old-school grit to basketball. Things take a comedic turn during their signature "Middle Class or White Trash?" segment, which sparks a debate over legacy passwords and tech nostalgia. Finally, the guys countdown the absolute wildest reasons people have ever dialed 911—ranging from dr...
So You Had A Bad Day Episode
Foxman and Murr engage in a humorous and candid discussion about various topics, including the NHL Stanley Cup, the role of sign language at sporting events, and the complexities of modern media consumption. They delve into personal anecdotes, such as Wes's challenging day at work and Murr's reflections on wrestling and pop culture. The conversation is peppered with witty banter and insightful observations, making it an entertaining listen for fans of sports, media, and everyday life.
00:15 – NHL Finals & National Anthem Debate
06:03 – DirecTV, Blackouts & Streaming Frustrations
09:48 – Wes Has th...
The Rotisserie Chicken on a Plane Episode
Murr and Foxman into nostalgic brand breakdowns, the frustrations of modern car manufacturing, and a hilarious debate over TSA-compliant travel items. Equal parts witty commentary and unfiltered banter, the hosts weigh in on whether specific behaviors are "middle class or white trash" before wrapping up with trivia and an awkward personal blunder involving a giant crab statue.
00:16 – Intro & Brands From Our Youth
01:52 – The Era of Reebok Pumps & Bo Jackson Trainers
06:27 – The Aging Lexus & Luxury Brand Luster
08:48 – Brand Connotations: Walmart vs. High-End
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What Is It That You Do Here? Epsiode
Ole Rollie McGinny joins Foxman and Murr this week as the group peels back he curtain on the absurdity of common interview questions—like “What’s your biggest weakness?” and “Where do you see yourself in five years?”—and learn how to turn these pyschological traps into your advantage.
From crafting brutally honest responses that cut through the corporate BS to imagining a WWE-themed Dungeons & Dragons campaign that would make Vince McMahon jealous, this episode is packed with unexpected insights and laugh-out-loud stories.
00:24 – Introduction & "Ideas That Will Never Happen"
01:18 – The Cup Holder Goo Cube
02:46 –...
The Adult Auditing Episode
Join Foxman and Murr—the Middle Class Holes—as they dive into the relatable, often ridiculous struggles of everyday adulthood. In this episode, the guys explore the daunting world of entrepreneurship, reflecting on why it feels so much harder for naturalized citizens to start businesses compared to the "house money" mindset of immigrants.
The conversation takes a hilarious and unexpected turn into the bizarre world of high-end spa retail and the graphic realities of childbirth. Finally, the trio reviews a BuzzFeed list of everyday tasks that make adults feel like they’re just playin...
People Helping People Episode
In this episode of the Middle Class Holes, the guys dive into a "Eureka moment" regarding the legalization of sex work in New York City and a very specific—if slightly legally questionable—proposal for mandatory medical training for providers. From diagnosing prostate health to the logistics of "naughty bit" certifications, no stone (or lump) is left unturned. The conversation then shifts from the streets to the skies as the gang discusses Spirit Airlines' final days. The group tackles a BuzzFeed list of basic life facts that people didn't realize until they were adults, leading to a heated debate over...
Freedom To Burn Our Lungs Episode
In this conversation, Foxman and Murr discuss various topics ranging from the implications of smoking regulations in the UK to the legacy of late-night television hosts like Conan O'Brien. The discussion explores the cultural perspectives on smoking and vaping, the evolution of late-night shows, and the impact of celebrity controversies on public perception. Additionally, Wes shares a humorous take on minivans and engages in a thought-provoking 'One and Done' segment about the hypothetical scenario of being a gorilla. In this engaging conversation, Foxman and Murr explore various themes ranging from survival strategies in the wild to the intersection of...
The AI Spaghetti Incident Episode
This episode explores the impact of AI on privacy, entertainment, and society, with humorous insights into wrestling, internet culture, and the future of technology. This episode features a lively discussion on the origins of inventions, humorous anecdotes, and speculative thoughts on AI, aliens, and technology inspired by pop culture and history. Dive into fun facts about the flip phone, coffee webcams, and the true story behind the taser, along with humorous family dinner stories and insights on future tech.
00:15 The Paywall Dilemma
06:12 The Scrubbing of the Internet
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Don't Suck The Venom Episode
Murr and Wes explore various themes surrounding healthcare, personal empowerment, and survival tips. They discusses the concept of a dating show where contestants pop balloons to indicate their interest, leading to a broader discussion about patient empowerment in healthcare. Austin joines the team fos a conversation of a list that entail survival myths and practical tips for navigating nature's challenges. The discussion covers topics such as the effects of hypothermia, the truth about snake bites, and the importance of caution when dealing with injuries. Additionally, the conversation delves into the role of alcohol in survival situations, the dangers of...
The Ghost Murmur Episode
The episode kicks off with relatable tales of workplace stress and hobby-related frustrations, such as navigating chaotic construction at a golf course and reflecting on catastrophic car failures. As the conversation evolves, the duo tackles a wide range of topics, from the potential of AI and advanced military surveillance to historical myths like Napoleon's height and the "10% of the brain" theory. Listeners can expect a candid, conversational atmosphere where nothing is off-limits, whether they are debating the merits of trade schools or the cultural phenomenon of Chick-fil-A.
00:23 - Golf and Practice
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Too the Moon....Again! Episode
Ole Rollie joins Murr and Foxman in a hilarious and insightful conversation covering medical imaging experiences, the impact of AI on jobs, political candidacy motivations, and the wild world of sports and celebrity scandals. This episode blends humor with sharp observations on modern life and technology. Explore the fascinating world of space exploration, conspiracy theories, and space-related trivia, including moon rocks, space missions, and space movies, with engaging insights and humorous takes.
00:19 – MRI Experiences and Medical Scares
02:32 – The Reality of Brain Imaging and Anxiety
04:28 – Gastrointestinal Scares and Me...
I'm Secretly Judging You Episode
Alan joins this week fresh off the heels of his international soccer adventures to everyday etiquette and the influence of college degrees. Wes, Alan, and Murr share hilarious stories and insights on cultural differences, social norms, and personal pet peeves. In this lively episode, the hosts delve into everyday pet peeves, regional driving habits, quirky historical facts, and amusing observations about modern life. From off-leash dogs to legendary sports moments, they explore what makes us secretly judge others and share fascinating trivia that will surprise and entertain.
00:28 — Episode Intro & The UK Trip
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Afroman Wins Episode
In Between The Holes Episode with Wes and Murr. The crew talks about the Afroman court case and how Americana won. Tall tales from the past followed by fun fact friday. The crew leaves you with a hypotheical question where Alan, Austin, and Ole' Rollie were ask about lying in their butts.
00:15 The Afro Man Court Case and Its Implications
03:26 The Role of Police in Society
06:23 Personal Experiences with Law Enforcement
09:20 Cultural Commentary on Police Raids
12:14 The...
The Millennials vs the World Episode
Ole Rollie joins Murr and Foxman to discuss weird social situations, the Ravens, the WBC and Miami of Ohio screwing things up in the NCAA. A list of "I Made It" made by Millennials. Fun Fact Friday followed up by "Before You Go" which dives into a renewed plan for day lights saving.
The Year of the Crack Episode
Ole Rollie joins the gang to discuss nudity in professional sport locker rooms and how it's a miracle that none of it has been documented. They then chat about how married couples should not move large in the house. This weeks friend or foe discusses how, in the fashion world, 2026 is the "Year of the Crack". Is that good or bad for society. Fun fact friday followed up by Before you Go were we learn that student driver is arrested while smoking pot.
00:17 Locker Room Culture and Camaraderie
09:25 Male Locker Room...
The Dirty Undies Episode
Alan joins Murr and Wes. Wes dodges a bullet in having to serve jury duty. Friend or foe discusses how often you should ditch your underwear. Fun fact Friday followed up by Mr. Clean retiring.
The Curlinggate Episode
Austin Lewis, from Ba yLife Brokerage joins Murr and Wes. They boys discuss the cheating that takes places in Olympic curling and the Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano fight coming up. The Friend or Foe features a discuss about about a class action lawsuit regarding the ON sneaker brand and their squeaky shoes. Fun fact friday follow up by a free burrito promotion on before you go.
Anything To Make It Bigger Episode
Ol Rollie joins Murr and Foxman and the gloves come off. They first chat about the Nancy Guthrie situation, Olympian Ski Jumpers inject Acid into their penises, and the Golden State sticking to Sam Darnold with a "Jock Tax" Fun Fact Friday followed up by a "Before You Go" which features a new study, being done at the University of Maryland which monitors your farting.
00:17 The Kidnapping of Savannah Guthrie's Mother
07:23 The Role of Media and Conspiracy Theories
09:12 The Olympics: Curling and Controversies
14:19 Ski...
