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MAGA hats are burning as deplorable factions find out about Trump’s promises. Blotch Nazi Bannon is bigly mad about the whole Epstein thing. The FBI’s number two dullard Bongino could resign over the disappearing Epstein file. Didler Dersashowitz claimed files were being suppressed. Trump cultists have tried to spin the Epstein debacle but weren’t successful. The ICE raids have caused a surge in public approval of immigration. Fox-bot Jesse Watters blathered he wanted ICE thugs to crack skulls. Last year President Rape Face threatened to bomb Moscow if Putin attacked Ukraine. Canadian Mounties busted up an antigo...

We’re all so shocked that Elon Musk’s AI went full Fuhrer. An X user threatened to sue the social media platform after it’s AI, Grok, told people how to break into his house. Linda Yaccarino, CEO X, resigned over Grok’s praise of Hitler. Trump White House thugs sanctioned a UN official for making negative remarks about Israel. Podcast and scholar Scott Galloway perfectly summed up Elon Musk leaving verbose Piers Morgan speechless. Former second string FOX host and Sec Def, Pete Hegseth didn’t tell President Diaper Rash he was halting defensive aid to Ukraine. MAGAT comi...

MAGA’s brain cell exploded after Trump’s DOJ announced its Epstein cover-up. Trumpkin Nazi Laura Loomer blathered MAGAT AG Pam Bondi should resign over the Epstein cover-up non-scandal. A flashflood in Texas caught victims unaware since President Diaper Rash and DOGE slashed government programs and agencies like NOAA that monitor extreme weather. Survivors of the flood who voted for Trump will probably vote for the orange stain next time, if we even have elections. Flat Earther enthusiast and Georgia congressional candidate Kandiss Taylor caterwauled about the floods calling them fake. Pat employed his brilliant Elon Musk impersonation as the...

People are getting sick of evil billionaires. As democracy necrotizes, P. Diddy was convicted of prostitution but not trafficking. U.S. Citizen Andrea Velez was kidnapped by masked ICE thugs. Paramount got on it’s knees and settled with President Diaper Rash. Senator Warren said the Paramount settlement was pure corruption. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani said he wouldn’t be intimidated by Shitler’s deportation threat. A CNN data load was stunned by Democrats’ 70 point shift on Israel. The Crabs reviewed a Freedom House study which scored countries by their freedom where America underperformed. Long Island announced an increase in shark...

Musk lumbered back into the octagon with Trump over the big beautiful bill. The ketamine fiend even suggested starting a new fascist political party over Shilter’s evil legislation. The greedy racist money grubbing GOP threatened to trash the rules of the filibuster to get their crap bill through the Senate. The WSJ said man-baby put his presidential reign at risk by forcing a Repub legislator into retirement. The rapist-in-chief slammed Japan and threatened a trade war if they didn’t start buying U.S. rice. The milk toast centrist bores over at MSNBC interviewed the righteous democratic socialist runn...

Partisan SCOTUS is poisoning the country with their Project 2025 agenda. The supreme jerks went after adult videos in measles comeback state of Texas. Also, Alito and his vile company of Siths went after birthright citizenship via an attack on injunctions. The dunces of SCOTUS gave homophobic parents a win involving books with LGBTQ characters. The loads in robes did nothing about redistricting by racists in Louisiana. VIP bigot Nick Fuentes announced Laura Loomer as “the biggest whore in American politics.” Governor Newsom has sued FOX News because “f” Rupert and his cronies. Oligarch and Trump-sucker Jeff Bezos was forced to chang...

MAGA and corporate Democrats are pooping their pants over Mamdani’s win in New York.  As if anyone cares, goon Trumpkin Curtis Sliwa won the Repub primary. Shitler and puppet from Hades Pete Hegseth admitted they lied about the bombing of nuclear sites in Iran. President Diaper Rash whipped out the F word to reporters when asked about the Iran thing. Multiple polls show America is over this POS POTUS.  During a session, Dems called out Hitler like Marjorie Taylor Greene for being out of line but fascist Green persisted to bang her gavel. In a When Animals Get Piss...

Trump sets fires then claims he’s the hero for trying to extinguish the flames. Man-baby blathered something about most lethal weapons. Shitler lied about the results of his big bombing mission into Iran and the ceasefire. Blond Butch Body, Marjorie Taylor Greene tried to explain MAGATS and foreign wars. Our fascist SCOTUS made it easier for President Diaper Rash to disappear people. Bland Repub Lisa Murkowski was probably full of it when she floated a third party run. Former Lieutenant Governor and Nude Africa contributor Mark Robinson, whined about colleagues for abandoning him during a bizarre online lewdness sc...

Iran and Israel are trading missile strikes while Trump waffles on intervening. Loon Loomer threatened to squeal on repubs criticizing the corpulent dear leader. Neckless Alex Jones caterwauled rebukes of Shitler amidst the MAGAT civil war. Evangelical Trump-suckers hope the conflict between Israel and Iran will usher in the apocalypse. Wacky Christian Shane Vaughn blathered missiles released on Friday the 13th were “spiritual projectiles.” Somebody on CNN said POTUS was losing his marbles and it seems the rapist-in-chief belongs in the memory wing of a facility.  Democratic Senator Tammy Duckworth slammed the former FOX second string Saturday guy, Defense Secre...

Trumped pooped the bed at the G7 then waddled away. The internet has theorized the weird bulges in Shitler’s suit indicate catheters and leg braces, lol! The leader of Canada played the rambling man-baby offstage at the G7. The Trump administration probably blathered lies when they said he departed the G7 to deal with Israel/ Iran conflict but  some news orgs lapped it up like good little bootlickers. Americans were warned to leave Iran. The orange rapist in the White House ripped former Fox’s second string anchor Hegseth for the tone of lame military parade. Possibly the worst...