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Loonies think space lasers and DEI caused the L.A. fires. A judged cleared the release of Jack Smith’s report. A RWNJ blathered non-white immigrants need to feel discomfort. The pizza-gate gunman, the shoulders on which “Q”, was shot dead by piggies. Blotch Nazi Bannon caterwauled Facebook Czar Mark  tech-wad Zuckerberg could no longer be trusted the several shirted Nazi enthusiast also pledged to go Medieval on money-grubbing Trumpkin Elon Musk. Furthermore, Elmo certainly paid for his elite ranking on a popular video game and was surely high on ketamine when he crapped all the over the idea of a lu...

North Carolina Republicans are literally trying to steal an election because it’s a day ending in “y.” SCOTUS will force TikTok to sell. Biden deployed the National Guard to fight wildfires. There’s a class action against PayPal’s online discount finder Honey. Anti-Semitic director and Lethal Weapon actor Mel Gibson blathered about his sequel to Passion of the Christ on Joe Rogan’s dumb podcast. Evangelical dandy Kent Christmas caterwauled god will take vengence upon President Biden for awarding the Medal of Freedom to philanthropist George Soros. Pillow Czar and Trumpkin Mike Lindell was ordered to cough up the five...

The orange lunatic will send us to war against NATO. During a speech from gaudy Mara Lago where the soon to be felon-in-chief blathered he’d seize Greenland and the Panama Canal, Trump’s adobe like face seemed stroke-struck. His make-up looked like crap too. Could the sexual predator in Dream Sickle foundation actually change it to the Gulf of America? Deviant Don’s coked-up kid caterwauled Greenland wanted to be liberated from Denmark. Los Angeles is fighting the most apocalyptic fires ever. The creepier Elmo is supposedly the GOT of Diablo but he probably paid a gamer to do it...

Trump’s win got certified and Giuliani got held in contempt hopefully over Zoom. Trudeau peaced-out and a Canadian PM told Shitler to gent bent over desires to take over his country. Charlie Angus also added existing laws prevent “sexual abusers” from leading his nation. If confirmed, host to brain worm, RFK will have lots of COVID-like threats to wrangle. Journalist Maggie Haberman said man-baby whines about Elon’s presence. Blotch Nazi Bannon complained about Elon’s exclusionary algorithm and social credit scores. Agent of MAGAT chaos, Milo Yeehawnopolis was harassed by Trump’s 911 remembrance arm candy Laura Loomer at a party...

Creepy zealot Mike Johnson barely won the speakership again. We learned more about the Army veteran who blew himself up in a Tesla Cyber truck at a Trump Vegas hotel. Diddler and former GOP Congressperson Matt Gaetz’s debut on OANN was a clinic on how not to do makeup. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., blathered criticisms upon New Year’s Eve guests at Mara Lago where his android sister-in-law Lara butchered another Tom Petty song. Shark Tank oligarch Kevin O’Leary wants Canada to be absorbed by the US. Tooty Rudy Giuliani faced contempt hearing for not turning over a...

The world needs more Jimmy Carters and fewer Elon Musks. But sadly we still have Elon but lost President Jimmy Carter. Carter was a far better President than those who came after, especially President Elect Donald Trump whose defamation verdict relating to the rape of E. Jean Carroll was upheld. The Nazi podcaster from Berwyn, Nick Fuentes, reminded the universe that he was right about the crappy tech bros. Shitler endorsed insurrectionist Speaker of the House Mike Johnson. Elmo blathered praises over injectable weight loss drugs previously poo’d-poo’d by Elmo. Man-baby’s hatchet person Susie Wiles told cabine...

Make popcorn to watch the MAGA circular firing squad. A person who is not white was tapped to be a White House Policy Advisor on AI and the Trumpkin racists are losing their tiny minds. Critics of Elon were stripped of their verification badges on the platform formerly known as Twitter. Faux-hawk load, Vivek Ramaswammy declared Americans mediocre. Tooty Rudy Giuliani begged a judge to not hit him with sanctions for failing to turn over property per the terms of the defamation case. Anonymous letters surely penned by bigoted loons urged residents to inform on undocumented people. Homelessness continued...

The Matt Gaetz report is out, so Trump will surely offer him another job. Surely in need of new Pampers, the President Elect wants to buy Greenland, take back the Panama Canal and occupy Canada. Surely unrelated to the whole canal thing, Shitler is being sued by Panama for tax evasion. Diaper Don reminded America the human impersonator known as Elon is not the president. A GOP congressperson was secretly admitted to a dementia facility. Lumpy brained Pillow Czar Mike Lindell hid financials behind an uncrackable password protected Quicken account. Alaska Repubs rejected a Trump plan to rename Denali...

GOP controlled House defied President Musk and his puppet Trump. Shitler doesn’t like people thinking Elon is actually pulling the strings. Telsa twerk Elon Musk endorsed Germany’s far right Nazi-adjacent party. The vile GOP might be in trouble since they can’t see to get along. North Korean troops aren’t doing great for Russia. Trump is hawking Bibles even though he’s the President Elect. Hate caster Nick Fuentes was the target of an assassins wielding a crossbow. Some evangelical loser blathered the founding fathers didn’t want religious freedom. The Jesus-modeling scene is booming in Utah.