CrabDiving Radio Podcast

MAGA cult Republicans believe crooked Trump over everyone else. If the Dems try to save Handmaid’s Tale yanker Mike Johnson his speakership is toast. President Bide campaigned in Scranton, PA telling supporters his tax plan is better than criminal defendant Shitler. During Man-baby’s fascist reign in The Whitehouse, the EPA didn’t close a loophole that allowed corporations to pour forever chemicals into the environment. The Michigan Democrats regained full control of state government. The former Speaker of the Michigan GOP House was charged with with embezzlement and conducting a criminal enterprise. Democratic legislator Bob Menendez has planne...

Sleepy Don dozed off during day one of his criminal trial, during countless silly motions from his lawyers and the start of jury selection. Trump’s poll numbers are dropping like Matt Gaetz’s pants at a girl scout jamboree. SCOTUS kicked Mike Lindell in the pillows by declining his appeal in the case where he was ticked that the FBI interrupted his Hardee’s drive thru experience. Former comedian Rob Schneider was too gross for even a GOP crowd. Tesla shares are dropping like Trump’s poll numbers. The conservative Idaho Supreme Court hates trans kids. Republican fraudsters Jacob Wo...

Trump’s ridiculous Hail Mary antics are failing bigly. Shitler’s hush money case involving payment for silence to actor Stormy Daniels starts Monday with jury selection. Man-baby will surely attempt further frivolous crap to delay his square-off against Alvin Bragg Monday. Trump’s valet was made to appear sweaty after a fake jog where he was actually meeting with the feds. Biden campaigned in Scranton, PA where he talked about taxes. The House finally passed the reauthorization of FISA. Lunatic MAGAT Arizonan Kari Lake’s plea to overturn the 2020 midterms was denied without explanation by the SCOTUS.  Vile racist Tr...

The mostly penis-possessing, conservative Arizona supreme court is taking women’s rights back to 1864 by affirming a Civil War era total ban on abortions. It’s beyond batcrap that it’s close, but at least Biden is now beating Trump in a majority of polls. Trump is trying to waddle a thin line between appeasing forced-birthers and the majority of us who support women’s choice. Anti-vaxxy loon RFK, Jr. is wooing MAGA, and now suddenly Republicans are anti-RFK., Jr. If Trump wins, he and the rest of the MAGA fascists are planning on tossing Biden, Obama, Hillary and everybod...

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We hope your ears survive the Lara Trump clip. Obama, Biden, and Clinton tossed a blockbuster fundraiser raising a record amount for Joe’s reelection campaign. Man-baby appealed a ruling allowing Fani Willis to remain on the election fraud trial. Shitler lashed out at the daughter of the judge presiding over the hush-money trial. Sith Lord Michele Bachmann spread a revisionist Christian nationalist history of America because it’s a day ending in y. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, teased a piece of forthcoming evidence about 2020 votes that were lost in the mail. In Tennessee, there’s nonsense called...

Trump is violating a gag order to add more delays. Because of sex trafficking allegations, Diddy’s home was raided by the feds via a boat. Right wing wankers have indulged in scads of stupid conspiracy about the bridge collapse in Baltimore. MAGAT types also spread ignorant conspiracy theories related to Kate Middleton’s cancer announcement suggesting the Royal was controlled by AI. Pillow load Mike Lindell was evicted from a warehouse where his supposed non-lumpy pillows were housed. The former guy is selling Bibles that include the Constitution. Marilyn Lands, a Democrat in Alabama, won her election by focu...

Lev Parnas torpedoed the GOP’s ridiculous impeachment sham. Royal Kate Middleton has cancer. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, blathered her motion for Mike whats-his-name to vacate was appropriate and wouldn’t throw the House into further looniness. Evangelical caterwauler Shane Vaugh proved to be super racist as he ignorantly attacked Justice Ketanji Brown. Trump complained the bond from the New York Attorneys Generals was impractical and unjust. It was no shocker that Pillow Czar and former cracksman Mike Lindell disappointed the MAGA-verse by not proving the 2020 election was fraudulent. The fleecer in fleece former Rep George Santos anno...

Broke Trump may have properties seized. Shitler the rapist blathered something moronic about having a decision soon on an abortion ban because he hates women. Pillow wanker Mike Lindell and anti-American load Kari Lake caterwauled about explosive evidence of election fraud. Tiny Trumpkin Peter Navarro must report to prison. Man-baby raised money off his use of “bloodbath.”  SCOTUS used the insurrection clause to bar a GOP skeksis from seeking office despite sparing the former guy. People in Arizona are worried pro-Trump orcs may disrupt the vote in 2024. Russian whore Trump said he was bringing back fellow Moscow yes-man Paul Manaf...