CrabDiving Radio Podcast
Hilarious daily, progressive, internet radio show about politics, news, pop culture, atheism and life in general. WARNING: Sometimes brutal liberal atheist humor. Not for fragile flowers. CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Florida.
CrabDiving – Fri 051625 – “Freedom” Caucus Loons Sank Trump’s Budget Because It’s Not Evil Enough

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CrabDiving – Wed 051425 – Dangerously Crazy RFK Jr. Will Cause Kids To Get Polio Again

Dangerously crazy RFK Jr. will cause kids to get polio again. Trump seems mesmerized by the wealth in the middle east. Shitler blathered back at critics of his dirty jet dealings with Qatar. Democrats flew a banner with the Qatar logo over Mara Lago. The Founder of Ben & Jerry’s, along with other protestors, were removed from a hearing with anti-vax HHS Director RFK Jr. The lying fascists of DOGE deleted more of their claims of government waste. Chatgpt produced a list of everyone our racist POTUS has called low-IQ. A Nazi GOP legislator suggested dropping undocumented people from air...
CrabDiving – Mon 051225 – Of Course Republicans Lied About Not Cutting Medicaid

Of course Republicans lied about not cutting Medicaid. A witness in the Diddy trial is missing. Newark Airport is a cluster “f.” Fox News admitted Shitler took an “L” in the trade war with China. MAGAT Loomer dissed Trump’s corrupt deal with Qatar for the big tacky plane. Melania rarely visits The White House. Podcaster Hasan Piker was illegally detained at the airport and interrogated by fascist border agents. Cokey Smurf, AKA Don Jr., has made bank off his Dad’s presidency. The poorest states in the union are the most unhealthy. Anti-trans actor John Cleese suggested stringing up The Donal...
CrabDiving – Wed 050825 – Trump Makes The US More Of A Global Villain By Spying On Greenland

Trump makes the US more of a global villian by spying on Greenland. The Nazis in The White House promised to slash Medicaid. The newly elected Canadian PM visited Pennsylvania avenue and moderately stood up to Shitler but not really. India lobbed missiles at Pakistan. The dictator-in-diapers pitted Little Marco and fascist Vance against each other in a 2028 match-up. Anti-Semitic hag Laura Loomer convinced President Tiny Hands to drop his Surgeon General nominee. MAGAT influencers were upset because a Repub Senator suggested migrants should get due process before deportation. The Young Turks, who did their part to put Donald...
CrabDiving – Mon 050525 – Texas GOP Idiots Want To Ban Non-Existent “Furry” Litterboxes In Schools

Texas GOP idiots want to ban non-existent furry litterboxes in schools. Planes have been falling out of the sky at Newark Airport because MAGA! Shitler ended programs to reduce sudden infant death syndrome. Sith Lord Marjorie Taylor Greene and blotch Nazi Bannon complained about the felon POTUS conducting foreign wars. Demon Greene’s former hubby was sued and forced to publicly apologize for harassing Muslim women in a mall parking lot. Texans voted out a conservative school board for banning books. Empty headed Michelle Bachman blathered Dems have a dictatorship mentality. FBI Czar Kash Patel has been partying at ni...
CrabDiving – Fri 050225 – The DOGE Creeps Want All Of Our Private Data

The DOGE creeps want all of our private data. The “Trump effect” caused conservatives to lose bigly in Australia. Man-baby’s tariffs have left some store shelves empty and have started to knee-cap the economy. Supreme Ketanji Brown Jackson shamed Shitler for his attacks on judges. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell has been selling sheets from the White House front yard. Crappy Florida GOP legislators and Governor Pudding Fingers couldn’t pass a budget for Florida. The James Webb telescope found a planet covered in water inhabited by the most wee shrimp. A great white lived to feast another day, bec...
CrabDiving – Tue 042925 – Bad Poll Numbers Make Felon Trump Cry Like A Baby

Bad poll numbers make felon Trump cry like a baby. Man-baby whined about Amazon posting prices with the tariffs broken out. Trump’s economy sucks so bad even more people are putting groceries on credit. Apartheid Elmo, aka Elon Musk got in a shouting match with Trumpkin Scott Bessent. Mike Lindell’s lawyer was called out for citing case law created by A.I. The conservative in Canada lost because of Trump. Shitler pardoned a MAGAT politician convicted of stealing monies from a charity for a dead law enforcement officer. A piggy went on Stew Peters’ hate-cast to lobby for th...
CrabDiving – Fri 042525 – Criminal Trump Started Arresting Judges As His Approval Plummets

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CrabDiving – Mon 042125 – Stable Genius Trump Doesn’t Know What The Congo Is

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CrabDiving – Fri 041825 – Elon Musk’s Mega-Creepy Impregnation Obsession

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