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Trump said he doesn’t think about American’s financial situation. In between diaper changes, man-baby blathered something about China, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. DINO traitor Fetterman bent over for the orange daddy with no-vote on restricting presidential war powers. Turncoat Fetterman moaned the Dems were becoming anti-American. A Trump tower in Australia was 86’d. Nazi walrus Elon Musk reminded the world of his bigotry with his vapid ramblings about Christopher Nolan’s “Odyssey.” Paranoid Putin has banned the wearing of watches in his prescience. Nazi evangelist Joel Webbon called for the destruction of fellow loon Vivek Ramaswamy. S...

GOP kicked people off Medicaid but can find $1 billion for Trump’s ballroom. An infected passenger from the hantavirus cruise hopped on a plane. The Brit PM was encouraged to resign after turning in a massive electoral “L.” Golfers from the defunct Saudi-sucking LIV tour crawled back to the PGA for work. Shitler’s wee hands actually got bigger with swelling. Also, Trump looks like dog crap, lol. Czar of Florida said he was going to close the concentration camps, AKA “Alligator Auschwitz.” Junky golfer Tiger Woods scored a DUI rather than a birdy in Florida.

Trump’s FDA is hiding studies with results that don’t fit into its BS narrative. “Kash App,” our snowflake FBI Czar, is big mad over reports of his drunkard antics and launched a leak investigation. Trump’s cabal has been lying about the illegal war in Iran and it turns out the LEGO folks have hit more US assets than reported. Thankfully, for the children, Epstein’s former BFF, Trump, slept through a kids fitness event. Bezos banned anti-vaxx docs from Amazon.  Trump-sucker Ben Shapiro laid off Daily Wire employees because no one wants to watch his garbage media. A snak...

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GOP SCOTUS shank the Voting Rights Act, what a shock… Futon fetishist J.D. Vance crapped out another book and hopefully, Ron Howard won’t adapt for the silver screen. King Charles visited and bust out a little stand-up at a banquet. According to a poll most Americans hate President Diaper Rash. Main player in the Epstien Files, Don-the-con, put his face on passports. One-percenter Sith Lord Jamie Dimon said the upcoming recession will be worse than imagined. A drone hit a plane in California. Kid Rock and alleged sexual assaulter Pete Hegseth went for a joy ride in Heli...

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Alex Jones is taking the demise of InfoWars well but not really. The Democrats won a redistricting vote but a Trumpist judge c-blocked it. Spirit Airlines got a bailout. United Airlines pushed the rise in oil prices onto their customers. The Young Turks were late to the party when they suggested there’s something fishy about the supposed Shitler “shooting” in Butler. Ships have been getting through man-baby’s blockade of Iran. A Trump appointee in DHS was saddled with a cheap benefactor who she met on a sugar-daddy dating site. RFK, Jr., the gravely voiced HHS czar and husband...

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RFK’s Jr.’s bizarre roadkill infatuation levelled up as the HHS Czar scored a racoon’s John Thomas. Trump’s masterplan to win the current war involves a 20 billion dollar payment to Iran for nuclear dust. Shitler threatened a takeover of Cuba. Loser Victor Orban used taxed dollars to pay CPAC for their Hungarian tour. Sec Def went full cringe when he quoted Samuel Jackson’s character from Pulp Fiction. The illegal, lawless construction of the White House ballroom continued despite a ruling from a judge. MAHA mouth-breathers slammed Trump’s CDC pick because they aren’t anti-vaxx. Trumpkin Caitl...

Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing the sick. Former FoxBot Megyn Kelly dragged Shitler over the bizarre Jesus/doctor Trump post. Furniture fetishist JD Vance couldn’t keep tyrant Orban from losing his election. An adult judge tossed man-baby’s stupid lawsuit against the WSJ. Creepo Eric Swalwell slinks away from Congress after rape allegations. President Diaper Rash was full of crap when he said we rescued the pilot who crashed in Iran with electric heartbeat detection tech.  The Democrats may take the Senate. Injection drugs for weight loss are wrecking homes.

Why TF did Melania make that strange statement about Epstein? With his wee hands, Man-baby clapped back at critics particularly former FOXBOT Megan Kelly and demon attack victim Tucker Carlson. The one-man Cardi B cover band Ben Shapiro gave Alex Jones a tongue lashing for going after strokey-POTUS.  Kamala Harris may dust off the “joyful warrior” act for another presidential run. Third Way, AKA “DINOs” want Dems to drop small donors and gobble corporate fun parts. A snake took another life in America. Killer Bees unleashed shock and awe upon many humans sending many to hospital.

The GOP and mad king Trump are succeeding at destroying the US. President Pampers blathered a war crime on “Truth” threatening the destruction of Iran’s civilization. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz during the doubled-sided ceasefire. Adults in Cali blocked a baseless voter fraud investigation. A MAGAT influencer wanted Lindsey to be thrown from a building in Iran. The Dems scored another win with the Wisconsin’s Supremes. Man-baby and GOP are set to crap their diapers in the midterms. The worst FLOTUS ever brought the Epstein files back. DJT had to hold onto his Nazi wife so he would...

Some MAGA humans are starting to talk about the 25th Amendment. In obvious news, experts accuse Trump of prosecuting his illegal war with Iran like a madman. Mama Nazi of space-laser-fame blathered man-baby needs to get on his knees and ask sky-god for forgiveness. Flanked by the Easter Bunny and crappy FLOTUS, the Rapist-In-Chief hosted the White House egg roll and during open remarks mused about obliterating Iran. Diddler, trafficker and former lawmaker, Matt Gaetz suggested during an interview, space alien/ human breeding programs were in effect. A former FoxBot running for the governorship of Cali was endorsed by...

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Grindr servers survived this year’s low attendance CPAC. SCOTUS will entertain a MAGAT challenge to birthright citizenship. Nobody likes Trump according to polls. Shitler’s Nazi religious liberty commission, which only caters to “Christians,” is getting sued by good people. Spain said nope to US warplanes bound for Iran using their airspace. Trump-sucking Senator Lindsey Graham was photographed at Disney World fiddling with a Queen-scepter. President Diaper’s bff Hungarian thug Orban might lose in the next election. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was brilliantly served during an interview at CPAC. BTW, of the few humans attending CPAC, many are sleepi...

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It was just a small, mid-show fire that caused us to play several minutes of Nick Fuentes spewing his usual crap. No injuries or significant damage. Other than that, we talked about probable foreign asset Tulsi Gabbard dodging Senate questions about the reasons for attacking Iran. Trump may not have been told JD Vance met with Joe Kent before Kent quit over the baseless war on Iran. Mango Mussolini is losing some of his hardcore MAGA support — including pirate LARPer/Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes — over what they see as him taking marching orders from Israel. A judge may pull...

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RFK Jr. says “let them eat liver” and creepy POTUS Bill Clinton was questioned about the Epstein files. MAGAT Nancy Mace was owned by Madam Secretary Clinton during an Epstein hearing that didn’t include the current POTUS who is mentioned like a million times in the files. Trump threw a fit because an AI company didn’t want their tech killing people. In dystopian news, AI entities have their own social media networks. The artificial intelligence entities proved during a simulation they would destroy each other. Fascist evangelical Joel Webbon blathered racist crap. People don’t trust the clergy acc...

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Trump raged after SCOTUS told the orange toddler “no tariffs.” Former Prince Andrew became the first Royal in a long time to be arrested but it wasn’t for his abuse and rapping of children. The FreeThought caucus in Congress gained members. Nazi FLOTUS, Melania, apparently blathered she was ready to leave Diaper Don. The Rapist In Chief owes refunds for illegal tariffs. Blotch Nazi Bannon was sued for crypto shenanigans. Don Jr. and Eric have also been involved in dirty crypto dealings. Man-baby caterwauled SCOTUS has been infected with foreign influence. U.S. tourism is declining because we are a...

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Trump is only slightly more popular that pediatric cancer. The worst Speaker of the House ever, Mike Johnson, has been losing support by the minute. A doc who observed the autopsy of Trump’s former best buddy, Jeffrey Epstein said the trafficker and rapist of children didn’t kill himself. Blotch Nazi Bannon reportedly told Epstein Trump should have been ousted via the 25th Amendment in his first term. Shakespearian caterwauler RWNJ Alex Jones has lost it over Trump’s DOJ. Melania’s documentary is a loser at the box office. Democratic legislator Eric Swalwell’s erotic poetry was revealed a...

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