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Crooked Trump is increasingly being greeted with public jeers. The Murdoch family Sith Lords situated their succession to continue their fascist influence for generations. Shitler couldn’t overturn the E. Jean Carrroll defamation verdict where a judge said he was a rapist. MAGAT GOP load Michelle Bachmann is a Carshield spokesperson. Fascist Argentine President Javier Milei suffered huge losses in a recent election and could be on the way out. The Crabs reviewed the world’s best cities and some of the rankings were crazy. Pat played more epic Alex Jones clips and the Czar of Infowars does not disa...

How much in damages will the people pay if batcrap RFK Jr. blames Tylenol for autism. Three people in Maine have TB. The jobs report is bad so of course Trump blathers that it’s good. Shitler wants to ban our trans friends from packing heat. A couple of Repubs who are generally crappy might read the names of Epstein clients on the House floor. Democratic Socialist Zohran Mamdani challenged President Diaper Rash to a debate. We got a list of what was taken from Bolton’s house during the FBI raid. Ebola could head our way. Fascist Brit Nige...

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DNC Chair wants Democrats to fight back against Trump’s GOP-backed authoritarianism. An obviously hobbled Shitler could barely walk during his latest golf outing. Governor Pritzker ripped man-baby a new one for illegally deploying the National Guard in a historic righteous tongue lashing. In the new authoritarian led economy, the government could take stakes in even more companies. Even conservatives didn’t like sickly Trump’s plan to jail folks who burn the flag. Lil Nas got in trouble in Los Angeles and of course the cops were up to no good. A memoir of the late Epstein victim, Virgin...

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Applaud for the increasing public shaming of fascist Republicans. Fake human and VP Vance was heckled at a photo op with the illegal military in DC. Repub Nazi Elise Stefanik was booed offstage. State Rep. Nicole Collier from Texas has refused Nazi security escorts and has been forced to remain in the Capitol. Another loser Republican was booed from a stage in Wyoming. Obama said Newsom was doing a good job with redistricting efforts. Shitler has been justifying an invasion of Venezuela because his a bizarre drug addled autocrat. Neckless Nazi Alex Jones caterwauled Trump’s health was bad. No...

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Fascist Trump wants a toady scumbag that will fudge the labor numbers because POTUS is a big fat liar. President Diaper Rash has ran the national debt up bigly. Alleged literal Trump-sucker Laura Loomer went into beast mode as she attacked fellow Nazi Marjorie Taylor Greene calling the rep a “lying fake Christian whore.” Trumpkin Loomer also informed the universe of Lindsay Graham’s true sexuality. Shitler’s approval ratings are in the dumpster. A GOP orc was thoroughly booed at a townhall where constituents demanded apologies. Anti-semitic troll, headquartered just outside of Chicago, Nick Fuentes made his case against...

Superman would super-teabag people like Dean Cain. Nazi President Trump blathered he might deploy the National Guard to New York and Chicago after doing stupid totalitarian crap to DC. Trump’s friend rapist Ghislaine Maxwell apparently offered to give the Biden campaign dirt on Shitler. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, who squared off against right wing but Mark Levin was also attacked fascist loon Laura Loomer. Swamp creature Jeanine Pirro lied when she said crime was not down in the nation’s capital. Jesus super fan Jack Hibbs accused White House god liaison Paul White of being a fals...

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Anti-genocide in Palestine protest in Finland. Sign reads “Ceasefire Now.”

Corrupt Texas GOP fascists want the absent Democratic reps arrested. A bomb threat was made at the hotel where the Texas Dems were staying. Bonuses were offered ICE Nazis for immigrant deportations. Dog killer Secretary Noem blathered there was no age limit for fascists who want to betray their country and join ICE. Hitler-like thugs in Florida are prepping another ICE concentration camp. A Nazi GOP congressperson was booed at a town hall in Nebraska. The Crabs reviewed a report about the submarine for ultra rich vacationers that imploded. The pigs in Florida are making it illegal to go...

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Nearly two-thirds of the US blames Trump for rising prices. While sporting what was surely a full diaper, Shitler fired the head of labor statistics. The boot lickers of the FBI redacted the name of our diddler POTUS from the Epstein files. Human cosplayer Todd Blanche struck a deal with child rapist Ghislaine Maxwell sending the molester of children to a country club prison. The fascists of TESLA were ordered by a court to pay 329 million for a deadly accident. Wee televangelist Kenneth Copeland summoned angels to defend the rapist-in-chief. An anti-choice mouth- breather is cool with a civil...

Trump is considering pardoning Diddy out of predator professional courtesy. We no fanfare or zero energy, sloth like Senator Schumer floated an obscure law as a way to get the Epstein files released. The Fed hasn’t changed interest rates. Shitler is bleeding MAGA support due to the whole Epstein deal. Former FoxBot and our current Secretary of Defense may quit to run for the governor of Tennessee. Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani is beating creepy Cuomo and criminal Eric Adams in polls for mayoral race in NYC. The CEO busted for cheating via the jumbotron at a Cold Play co...

Trump will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell for her falsely proclaiming his innocence. Podcasting orc Joe Rogan blathered the Epstein case a line in the sand for the MAGATS. The Epstein scandal has been splitting the White House politically. The Pope asked Netanyahu to stop the slaughter of Palestinians. The LAPD was called out for their brutality and subbing for Nazis of ICE. A Qanon load reported Hillary Clinton was eliminated in Guantanamo back in 2018. The Crabs learned why Vegas was losing money. Man-baby caterwauled a trip to Epstein Island would be a privilege. Trump sucker and FBI head Dan Bongino...

The South Park guys deserve an Emmy and a Medal of Honor. Our felonious liar POTUS blathered that he has not even considered pardoning potential coconspirator and convicted rapist of children Ghislaine Maxwell. The tourist known as Qanon Shaman was absolved of all courtly sins by the 34 felon Pres.  Insurrectionist load Stewart Rhodes caterwauled something about the Epstein files. Shitler reminded his horde Clinton was probably a guest on Epstein Island. Protestors in the UK are poisded to bug the crap out of our predator in chief. Jesus VIP Shane Vaugh said bizzare crap about Obama, Russia, and the b...

JD Vance’s mysterious meeting with supervillian Rupert Murdoch and Trump’s frivolous lawsuit against the WSJ were reviewed on this episode of the liberal podcast. Whiney little UK pigs might sue over security plans for President Rape Face’s visit. Our Nazi tech bro VP is worried his vacation in the English countryside might be ruined by protestors. Meanwhile, the conditions at ICE concentrations camps are horrific. Italian citizens who overstayed their visa have been imprisoned at the concentrations in the Everglades. For reasons unknown, a FOX-bot wandered into honesty when he called out fascist Tulsi Gabbard’s lies abo...

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