CrabDiving Radio Podcast

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By: Ryan Pfeiffer & Patrick Viall

CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Florida. On their daily, progressive, internet radio show, they laugh and cuss about politics, news, pop culture, religion and more.

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CrabDiving – Wed 091626 – The Fed Defied The Orange Felon and Score One For Team Elephant
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CrabDiving – Mon 091426 – Don The Con Jr.’s Island Wedding Was Funded With Rubles
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Last Tuesday at 5:25 AM

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CrabDiving – Fri 091126 – Trump Told His Minions To Cheat
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Last Saturday at 5:56 AM

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CrabDiving – Wed 090926 – GOP Candidates Are Avoiding Trump’s Pathetic Fascist-palooza
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09/10/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 090426 – GOP Candidates Don’t Want The Felon-In-Chief To Campaign With Them
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09/05/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 090226 – 89% Polled Say Corruption In The US Is Widespread So WTF Are We Doing?
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09/03/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 083126 – Wars Rage & Americans Are Broke But Trump Just Wants His Name On Gaudy Buildings
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09/01/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 082826 – Milo Yiannopoulos Getting Bagged By ICE Is [Chef’s Kiss]
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08/29/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 082626 – Thanks For The Measles Deaths, Republicans
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08/27/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 082426 – Canada Told Corrupt Moron Trump To GFY
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08/25/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 082126 – Natalie Harp’s Insane Letters To Felon Trump
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08/22/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 081926 – DSA Candidates Keep Winning and Corporate Democrats Keep Whining
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08/20/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 081726 – Whining Snowflake Trump Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It
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08/18/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 081426 – Luigi Pleaded Guilty and Crappy Conditions Aboard Our Aircraft Carrier
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08/15/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 081226 – Trump Let Press and Some Cabinet Members Act As Unwitting Decoys
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08/13/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 080726 – Trump’s Only Priorities Are A Ballroom, A Pool, A Ridiculous Arch, and Grift
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08/08/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 080526 – GOP and Corporate Democrats’ Sphincters Spasm As Abdul El Sayed Wins His MI Primary
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08/06/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 080326 – Trump’s Furious With Jeanine Pirro Because She Followed The Law
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08/04/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 073126 – A Spain Border Issue, Sharkzilla, and Vivek Gets Booed
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08/01/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 072926 – Even Alex Jones Is Ready For The 25th Amendment
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07/30/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 072726 – With Such A Virtuous Father, There’s No Way Barron Trump Likes Andrew Tate
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07/28/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 072426 – Fickle MAGA May Be Turning on JD Vance
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07/25/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 072226 – Elon Is Way Butthurt Over Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey
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07/23/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 072026 – Everyone Edited Our Idiot President Out of World Cup Award Ceremony Pics
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07/21/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 071726 – Even Trump’s Teleprompter Guy Is Crooked AF
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07/18/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 071526 – Paranoid Trump Officials Are Searching Staff Phones For Leakers
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07/16/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 071326 – Mitch’s Proof of Life Is Being Questioned
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07/14/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 071026 – Weekend at Mitchie’s?
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07/11/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 070826 – Trump at NATO Was Like A Fart In An Elevator
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07/09/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 070626 – Trump Managed To Befoul The Reputation Of The US World Cup Soccer Team
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07/07/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 070126 – Trump Called Crypto A Scam, So Of Course He Got Into Crypto
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07/02/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 062926 – Conservative SCOTUS Judges Want A King Without Checks and Balances
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06/30/2026

Conservative SCOTUS judges want a king without checks and balances. Trump’s “bribe plane” from Qatar had to be sidelined. Spreader SCOTUS, Amy Coney Barrett voted like an adult regarding birthright citizenship. Former Speaker and speaker, Moscow Mitch McConnell was discovered in a nearly un-life state in his DC home. Shitler is a Daddy to his assistant/ playmate Natalie Harp. Man-baby got stellar advice from an AI powered Teddy Roosevelt at the unveiling of the former President’s library. Prince of Swanson, Tucker Carlson may start his own political party. Nazi dandy Joel Webbon campaigned for one of his own in F...


CrabDiving – Fri 062626 – Public Schools In Texas Will Indoctrinate Kids Into Christianity
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06/27/2026

Public schools in Texas will indoctrinate kids into Christianity. Rock-throated RFK Jr. offered a post in the administrated to a congressional candidate in exchange for favors. Sickly Trump launched a strike against Iran despite that memo thingy. Human cosplayer JD Vance blathered something stupid about the Watergate scandal. Mayor Pete was the victim of an evil attack from Trump’s DOJ. Albania is super ticked off at Jarvanka over that island. Shitler’s fair in the national mall is craptastic. The prosecutor in the Charlie Kirk murder trial was held in contempt for blabbing. Our billionaire Italian Ambassador is hate...


CrabDiving – Wed 062426 – Corporatist Democrats Squeal Over Mamdani-Endorsed Candidates’ Victories
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06/25/2026

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CrabDiving – Fri 061926 – Italy’s Giorgia Meloni Spoke For The World By Trashing Trump
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06/20/2026

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CrabDiving – Wed 061726 – The Orange, Doddering Dictator-Wannabe Gives Iran Better Terms Than The JCPOA
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06/18/2026

Lot of mellifluous profanity on Wednesday’s CrabDiving radio podcast!


CrabDiving – Mon 061526 – MAGA Squeals As They Find Out Trump’s Iran Deal Details
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06/16/2026

MAGA squeals as they find out Trump’s Iran deal details which includes a 300 billion dollar payout, lol. Shitler can barely walk, evidenced by his unsteady gate at the NBA championship game. The DOJ weaponized by the rapist-in-chief launched a baseless investigation against Governor Newsom. SCOTUS ruled prosecutors can’t shop for venues. The Kennedy Center exterior remained covered as man-baby begs the courts to allow his dumb name on the building. Stephen Miller and other Nazis in The White House seriously considered suspended habeas corpus. George Conway’s latest campaign ad included a vow to lock up Diaper Don. T...


CrabDiving – Fri 061226 – Billionaires Shouldn’t Even Exist and Now There’s A Trillionaire
CrabDiving – Fri 061226 – Billionaires Shouldn’t Even Exist and Now There’s A Trillionaire episode artwork
06/13/2026

Billionaires shouldn’t even exist and now there’s a trillionaire. A judge said no to Trump’s slush fund. A righteous resistor carved 8647 into the grounds of the National Mall. Sandy Hook Truther and former Infowars Czar called RWNJ caterwauler Ben Shapiro a beady-eyed-rat. The costumes for the ring girls for the trash event at the White House octagon violate flag code. Trumpkin Spencer Pratt declared war on the universe because he’s mad he won’t be Mayor of L.A. Children of billionaires attend seminars where they learn to not be embarrassed of their gross disgusting wealth. Sh...


CrabDiving – Wed 061026 – Trump Loves Inflation (and Allegedly Nipple Abuse)
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06/11/2026

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CrabDiving – Mon 060826 – Kennedy Center Site Scrubbed The Filth From Its Name
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06/09/2026

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