CrabDiving Radio Podcast
CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Florida. On their daily, progressive, internet radio show, they laugh and cuss about politics, news, pop culture, religion and more.
CrabDiving – Fri 041726 – RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Roadkill Infatuation
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CrabDiving – Mon 041326 – Trump Posted An AI Image of Himself As Jesus Healing The Sick
Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing the sick. Former FoxBot Megyn Kelly dragged Shitler over the bizarre Jesus/doctor Trump post. Furniture fetishist JD Vance couldn’t keep tyrant Orban from losing his election. An adult judge tossed man-baby’s stupid lawsuit against the WSJ. Creepo Eric Swalwell slinks away from Congress after rape allegations. President Diaper Rash was full of crap when he said we rescued the pilot who crashed in Iran with electric heartbeat detection tech. The Democrats may take the Senate. Injection drugs for weight loss are wrecking homes.
CrabDiving – Fri 041026 – Why TF Did Melania Make That Strange Statement About Epstein?
Why TF did Melania make that strange statement about Epstein? With his wee hands, Man-baby clapped back at critics particularly former FOXBOT Megan Kelly and demon attack victim Tucker Carlson. The one-man Cardi B cover band Ben Shapiro gave Alex Jones a tongue lashing for going after strokey-POTUS. Kamala Harris may dust off the “joyful warrior” act for another presidential run. Third Way, AKA “DINOs” want Dems to drop small donors and gobble corporate fun parts. A snake took another life in America. Killer Bees unleashed shock and awe upon many humans sending many to hospital.
CrabDiving – Wed 040826 – The GOP and Mad King Trump Are Succeeding At Destroying The US
The GOP and mad king Trump are succeeding at destroying the US. President Pampers blathered a war crime on “Truth” threatening the destruction of Iran’s civilization. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz during the doubled-sided ceasefire. Adults in Cali blocked a baseless voter fraud investigation. A MAGAT influencer wanted Lindsey to be thrown from a building in Iran. The Dems scored another win with the Wisconsin’s Supremes. Man-baby and GOP are set to crap their diapers in the midterms. The worst FLOTUS ever brought the Epstein files back. DJT had to hold onto his Nazi wife so he would...
CrabDiving – Mon 040626 – Some MAGA Humans Are Starting To Talk About The 25th Amendment
Some MAGA humans are starting to talk about the 25th Amendment. In obvious news, experts accuse Trump of prosecuting his illegal war with Iran like a madman. Mama Nazi of space-laser-fame blathered man-baby needs to get on his knees and ask sky-god for forgiveness. Flanked by the Easter Bunny and crappy FLOTUS, the Rapist-In-Chief hosted the White House egg roll and during open remarks mused about obliterating Iran. Diddler, trafficker and former lawmaker, Matt Gaetz suggested during an interview, space alien/ human breeding programs were in effect. A former FoxBot running for the governorship of Cali was endorsed by...
CrabDiving – Fri 040326 – Bondi Got The Boot
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CrabDiving – Wed 040126 – Birthright Citizenship & Bimbofication
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CrabDiving – Mon 033026 – Grindr Servers Survived This Year’s Low Attendance CPAC
Grindr servers survived this year’s low attendance CPAC. SCOTUS will entertain a MAGAT challenge to birthright citizenship. Nobody likes Trump according to polls. Shitler’s Nazi religious liberty commission, which only caters to “Christians,” is getting sued by good people. Spain said nope to US warplanes bound for Iran using their airspace. Trump-sucking Senator Lindsey Graham was photographed at Disney World fiddling with a Queen-scepter. President Diaper’s bff Hungarian thug Orban might lose in the next election. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell was brilliantly served during an interview at CPAC. BTW, of the few humans attending CPAC, many are sleepi...
CrabDiving – Wed 032526 – Melania Wants A Robot To Teach Your Kids
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CrabDiving – Mon 032326 – Coked-Up Sharks Are Not Only In Congress, But In The Oceans
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CrabDiving – Fri 032026 – In The Deepest Part of the GOP Cesspool, The MAGA Civil War Continues
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CrabDiving – Wed 031826 – Just A Small, Mid-Show Fire
It was just a small, mid-show fire that caused us to play several minutes of Nick Fuentes spewing his usual crap. No injuries or significant damage. Other than that, we talked about probable foreign asset Tulsi Gabbard dodging Senate questions about the reasons for attacking Iran. Trump may not have been told JD Vance met with Joe Kent before Kent quit over the baseless war on Iran. Mango Mussolini is losing some of his hardcore MAGA support — including pirate LARPer/Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes — over what they see as him taking marching orders from Israel. A judge may pull...
CrabDiving – Mon 031626 – Trump’s Thuggish Diplomacy Is Biting Him In His Giant Butt
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CrabDiving – Fri 031326 – Cabinet Members Are Wearing Wrong-Sized Shoes
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CrabDiving – Mon 030926 – Trump Declared Victory In Iran While Experts Still Predict Months of Conflict
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CrabDiving – Fri 030626 – Kristi Noem May Be Upset About Getting Canned, But Who Can Tell?
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CrabDiving – Wed 030426 – Trump Has Even Lost Alex Jones and Nick Fuentes With His New War
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CrabDiving – Mon 030226 – Wow, We’re All So Shocked Trump Lied About No More Wars
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CrabDiving – Fri 022726 – RFK Jr. Says “Let Them Eat Liver”
RFK Jr. says “let them eat liver” and creepy POTUS Bill Clinton was questioned about the Epstein files. MAGAT Nancy Mace was owned by Madam Secretary Clinton during an Epstein hearing that didn’t include the current POTUS who is mentioned like a million times in the files. Trump threw a fit because an AI company didn’t want their tech killing people. In dystopian news, AI entities have their own social media networks. The artificial intelligence entities proved during a simulation they would destroy each other. Fascist evangelical Joel Webbon blathered racist crap. People don’t trust the clergy acc...
CrabDiving – Wed 022526 – We Need A Couple Hundred Reps Like Al Green
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CrabDiving – Mon 022326 – FBI Director Keystone Kash’s Boozy Olympics Trip On Taxpayer Dollars
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CrabDiving – Fri 022026 – Trump Raged After SCOTUS Told The Orange Toddler “No Tariffs”
Trump raged after SCOTUS told the orange toddler “no tariffs.” Former Prince Andrew became the first Royal in a long time to be arrested but it wasn’t for his abuse and rapping of children. The FreeThought caucus in Congress gained members. Nazi FLOTUS, Melania, apparently blathered she was ready to leave Diaper Don. The Rapist In Chief owes refunds for illegal tariffs. Blotch Nazi Bannon was sued for crypto shenanigans. Don Jr. and Eric have also been involved in dirty crypto dealings. Man-baby caterwauled SCOTUS has been infected with foreign influence. U.S. tourism is declining because we are a...
CrabDiving – Wed 021826 – RFK Jr. and Kid Rock’s Bizarre Workout Video
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CrabDiving – Mon 021626 – Trump Is Only Slightly More Popular Than Pediatric Cancer
Trump is only slightly more popular that pediatric cancer. The worst Speaker of the House ever, Mike Johnson, has been losing support by the minute. A doc who observed the autopsy of Trump’s former best buddy, Jeffrey Epstein said the trafficker and rapist of children didn’t kill himself. Blotch Nazi Bannon reportedly told Epstein Trump should have been ousted via the 25th Amendment in his first term. Shakespearian caterwauler RWNJ Alex Jones has lost it over Trump’s DOJ. Melania’s documentary is a loser at the box office. Democratic legislator Eric Swalwell’s erotic poetry was revealed a...
CrabDiving – Fri 021326 – DHS Revelations Are Just More Proof Trump Hires Scumbags
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CrabDiving – Mon 020926 – Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Show Is The Most-Watched Halftime Ever
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