CrabDiving Radio Podcast

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By: Ryan Pfeiffer & Patrick Viall

Hilarious daily, progressive, internet radio show about politics, news, pop culture, atheism and life in general. WARNING: Sometimes brutal liberal atheist humor. Not for fragile flowers. CrabDiving are comedian/actor/writer Ryan Pfeiffer, and actor/writer Patrick Viall, who live and work in Florida.

CrabDiving – Wed 102925 – South Korea Gave Our Evil, Demented, Orange King-Wannabe A Giant Crown
Yesterday at 4:30 AM

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CrabDiving – Mon 102725 – “No More Wars” Trump Can’t Wait To Invade Venezuela
Last Tuesday at 5:30 AM

“No more wars” Trump can’t wait to invade Venezuela. Shitler’s CIA was busted trying to launch a false flag in Venezuela according to the Maduro regime.  A CBS anchor jumped ship. Man-baby blathered something about getting a “routine MRI.” Canada caught measles from the U.S. and President Diaper rash pitched a fit about Canadian political ad poking fun at his tariffs. GOP loads want to deport Democratic superstar Zohran Mamdani. New Yorkers have been giving ICE Nazis hell. Slate ripped John Robert’s SCOTUS a new starfish. Rapist-in-Chief suggested Vance and Rubio run for on a 2028 ticket.


CrabDiving – Fri 102425 – North Korean Bourgeois Boobs & Trump’s Hissy Fit Over A Canadian Ad
Last Saturday at 4:32 AM

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CrabDiving – Mon 102025 – Americans Don’t Want Any Kings and The Louvre Needs To Bœuf Up Security
10/21/2025

Americans don’t want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist  Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King Day belongs in hell. China complained about cyber attacks from the US. Racist hate-preacher with a golden preacher, Shane Vaughn said the Constitution makes Shitler master of the universe. Steve Bannon put on his seven shirts and called for the registration of the CIA Director.


CrabDiving – Fri 101725 – Mamdani Wiped The Debate Stage Floor With That Creep Cuomo
10/17/2025

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range missiles. Fox-bot Sec Def Pete Hegseth blathered something about fat guardsmen. A Christian nationalist, AKA Nazi, caterwauled slavery wasn’t evil. The U.S. has Mpox plus there’s a bigly outbreak of measles. Conservative sweater model Glenn Beck said the FBI asked his advice on capturing ANTIFA. Pedo Prince Andrew lost all royal titles and things of that natu...


CrabDiving – Tue 101425 – Even Newsmax Is Telling Hegseth To Screw Off With His Un-American Press Rules
10/15/2025

Even Newsmax is telling Hegseth to screw off with his un-American press rules. Trump is sending Tomahawks to Ukraine. Shitler melted down over an unflattering pic on the cover of Time Magazine. President Diaper Rash creepily flirted the Italian President during the sham peace talks in the middle east. Anti-Semitic gun-lover Marjorie Taylor Green rightly called the men of her fascist party weak. Trumpkin right wing podcaster Joe Rogan slammed man-baby’s immigration policy. A bootlicker legislator nominated the orange one for a Nobel. SCOTUS told hate-caster Alex Jones to get bent over his ridiculous Sandy Hook suit. MAGAT Ac...


CrabDiving – Fri 101025 – MAGA Squeals Over Trump Losing The Nobel Prize
10/11/2025

MAGA squeals over Trump losing the Nobel Prize. Nobel winner Maria Corina her Nobel to Shitler. The President of MIT stood up to Trump. Man-baby want’s China’s rare Earth crap. VIP fortune teller Hank Kunneman has been praying during this secret time against the Mayor of Omaha. MAGA racist loon Brian Suave blathered violent rhetoric. 911 conspiracy Nazi Laura Loomer finally fell out of love with President Diaper Rash.


CrabDiving – Mon 100625 – Criminal Trump Is Invading Blue Cities That Have Less Crime Than Many GOP Ones
10/07/2025

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CrabDiving – Fri 100325 – The World Is Laughing At The Clowntastic Madman In The White House
10/04/2025

The world is laughing at the clowntastic madman in The White House. Trump trashed his room at Windsor Castle slathering his royal quarters with the orange foundation unevenly found upon his Nazi face and hands. Man-baby seems to enjoy the government shutdown like he played it. MAGA is up-setty pants because musical artist Bad Bunny was tapped to headline the Super Bowl Half-time Show. Jesus ninny Joel Webbon blathered Charlie Kirk’s assassin should be publicly executed. Evangelical upstart Brilyn Hollyhand came to his own turning point by turning down an offer from Charlie’s old outfit. The Qanon Sham...


CrabDiving – Mon 092925 – Violent ICE Thugs Deserve The Public’s Scorn
09/29/2025

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CrabDiving – Fri 092625 – Alex Jones Says The Ladies Love His New Adolph Mustache
09/26/2025

Alex Jones says the ladies love his new Adolph mustache. Former FBI VIP James Comey was charged with lying to Congress by Trump’s joke of a justice department. MAGATS believed Charlie Kirk’s bones were extra stiff and god-like. Thousands of Italians protested the genocide in Gaza. Shitler support Theo Von said deportations were bad. The FLOTUS who hates famously hates Christmas the most is slinging ornaments. Jesus grinder Shane Vaughn promises free gold coins honoring Charlie Kirk. Former Foxbot and Minister OfMake-Up War Pete Hegseth summoned military bigwigs to a meeting. Fox load Jesse Watters wanted the UN b...


CrabDiving – Mon 092225 – Trump Rage-Squealed Over Jimmy Kimmel Going Back On The Air
09/23/2025

Trump rage-squealed over Jimmy Kimmel going back on the air. Despite man-baby’s blathering, Disney didn’t want to lose their subscribers and sided with Kimmel. In a tribute to crooked Spiro Agnew, Nazi Tom Homan was busted on video taking a big bag money but the Trump’s DOJ halted investigations into the corruption. An adult judge rejected Shitler’s stupid lawsuit against the New York Times. Americans have fallen out of love with capitalism according to a Gallup Poll. The Supremes offered piggies legal clarity on the use of force against citizens.


CrabDiving – Fri 091925 – GOP Goosesteps Along As Trump Wipes His Fat Butt With The 1st Amendment
09/20/2025

GOP goosesteps along as Trump wipes his fat butt with the 1st Amendment. Michael Eisner dissed ABC for the suspension of Kimmel. AOC could run for Senate or the presidency, stay tuned! Shitler’s FBI categorized our transgender comrades as “violent extremist terrorists.” Democratic Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries signed crap legislation honoring the late fascist Charlie Kirk. One of the most unlikeable legislators Ted Cruz, slammed the suspension of Kimmel for the wrong reasons. Loser Ali Alexander demanded 500,000 put to death over Kirk’s murder. In “not a drag queen news,” a pastor was indicted for multiple sex crimes with a minor...


CrabDiving – Wed 091725 – Conservatives Want Free Speech, But Only For Conservative Speech
09/18/2025

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