The Eastern Border

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Soviet Union and shaping current Russia and it’s Government and Ideologies. The government of the USSR. History of the Soviet rule. Laws, culture and everyday life of a Soviet citizen. What did they see? How did they get by? What did they go through? And what is left after the collapse of USSR? The other side of the cold war - talking about politics in the EU, history of the USSR and the Eastern European region in general. Mostly for Americans, who also happen to be history geeks. Also, we're all friends here, and have beer!

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3.03 History of Non-Eelections
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Today at 4:16 PM

Russia just held its State Duma elections. United Russia walked away with 355 of 450 seats, the largest faction in its history, on a result [...]


3.02 Pre-Voting in a Non-Binding Pseudo-Referendum. Sort-of.
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Last Saturday at 12:34 PM

Welcome back to the Chornaya Zona. In Episode 3.02, we execute a surgical strike on the administrative rot surrounding the GosDura 2026 elections. The Russian [...]


3.01 Vranyo
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Last Tuesday at 8:04 PM

The Russian state is not collapsing because of Western sanctions or NATO expansion. It is dying of a biological, bureaucratic pathogen it injected into its [...]


3.0 Hardcore Eastern Border (A Dan Carlin tribute)
3.0 Hardcore Eastern Border (A Dan Carlin tribute) episode artwork
09/10/2026

Season 3.0 of The Eastern Border begins here. Recorded 22 kilometers from the border of the Russian Federation, this is a 2-hour, 18-module geopolitical autopsy [...]


2.56 Rabid Dogs on a Broken Leash
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09/06/2026

Welcome back to the Chornaya Zona. The Kremlin’s summer offensive has collapsed into a mathematical nightmare, the demographic death spiral is accelerating, and the imperial [...]


2.55 They will hang me
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09/01/2026

CIA Director John Ratcliffe didn’t fly to Moscow to negotiate with diplomats—he flew in to hand the FSB a spreadsheet proving the Russian Empire is [...]


Dark Autumn 3
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08/26/2026

Greetings, comrades! Welcome back to The Eastern Border for the definitive, third installment of the Dark Autumn series: The Latgalian Siege. Recorded straight from the [...]


2.53 TFUM
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08/20/2026

Time to put on our Wall Street suits and dive into the spreadsheets to calculate the TFUM: The Total F*cked Up Metric. The Russian Federation [...]


2.52 Serfdom Forever
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08/17/2026

Welcome to Serfdom Forever! The demographic hemorrhage has become so catastrophic that Moscow is now renting North Korean indentured servants to roll sushi in the [...]


2.51 The Pirate, the Piglet, and the Cartel
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08/14/2026

In this special 7,000+ word extended autopsy set to the aggressive thrash metal of golden-era Metallica, I dismantle the terminal rot, financial death spirals, and [...]


2.50 The 800,000 Ghosts
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08/12/2026

Welcome back to The Eastern Border. In Episode 2.50, we descend into the terminal madness of the Russian state apparatus. With the federal budget blowing [...]


2.49 Crazy Vova’s Mad Emporium
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08/10/2026

Welcome back to The Eastern Border. I had a bit of a doozy with health, but we’re back now! In Episode 2.49, we take a [...]


2.48 Dark Autumn for Russia 2
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07/31/2026

Back in April, the white-paper dreamers in Washington told you the Russian state was a rational actor optimizing its war effort. We used the Ponyatiya [...]


2.47 I am a Bobbit Worm and I do “BLOOP”
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07/29/2026

Ukrainian deep-strike drones are acting as mechanical Bobbit worms—buried deep in the operational rear, snapping Russia’s supply chains in half. In Episode 2.47, we wade [...]


2.46: National Peculiarities of Russian Freemasonry
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07/27/2026

When an empire starts running out of money, fuel, and soldiers, it doesn’t apologize—it doubles down on esoteric cosplay and window-dressing. In this episode of [...]


2.45: The Wildberries Extinction Event
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07/24/2026

Ukraine’s long-range drone campaign has escalated into a systematic liquidation of Russia’s deep-rear logistics. As multi-billion-ruble Wildberries and Ozon distribution hubs burn from Krasnodar to [...]


2.44 August Without an Emperor
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07/11/2026

August has always been a bad month for the Russian Empire. In this comprehensive Eastern European Gonzo brief, Kristaps Andrejsons rips through the sanitized corporate [...]


2.43 …but it sometimes rhymes
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07/08/2026

The software patches on the Kremlin’s digital autocracy have officially failed, and the nineteenth-century Tsarist operating system underneath is throwing rods in real time. In [...]


2.42 The Pantyhose Filter
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07/06/2026

Welcome back to the edge of the empire. In Episode 2.42, the grand illusion of the “Long War” officially crashes into a 69-hour line for [...]


2.41 All Hail Hypnotoad
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06/26/2026

The Russian state isn’t just collapsing; it’s being quietly appraised for a corporate buyout. In Episode 2.41, we dive into the terminal loop of the [...]


2.40 Fraud Watch
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06/22/2026

Welcome back to the studio at the edge of the empire. Today, the institutional lying known as Vranyo has officially collided with a physical, unyielding [...]


2.39 Vranyo for Dummies
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06/19/2026

The global gas station has run out of gas. In Episode 2.39 of The Eastern Border, we pull back the heavy curtain of “Vranyo”—the mandatory, [...]


The Eastern Border x Operator Starsky
06/17/2026

Another of our collaboration episodes for the anniversary month! This time, with our good friend Operator Starsky! Trigger warning: There is mention of intimate activities [...]


2.38 Existential Fanfiction
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06/15/2026

Happy Anniversary to The Eastern Border! We are celebrating the madness of the post-Soviet space by watching the Russian Federation actively cannibalize its own economy [...]


The Eastern Border x Advent of Computing
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06/14/2026

In our second anniversary episode, we chat with Sean from Advent of Computing about Russian internet blocks and much more! Car4Ukraine Eastern Border Summer Campaign! [...]


Transnistria (and other things) with The Red Line
Transnistria (and other things) with The Red Line episode artwork
06/14/2026

Here’s the first one of our anniversary special episodes. This is a prolonged chat with Michael Hillard from The Red Line podcast. Donate to Ukraine: [...]


2.37 The Simulated Empire
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06/11/2026

Welcome to the absolute peak of the “Simulated Empire.” It is June 2026, and the Russian Federation has finally achieved the ultimate geopolitical breakthrough: it [...]


2:26 This was supposed to be SPIEF 2
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06/08/2026

The geopolitical abstract has officially broken down into physical, bleeding reality. Recorded live from Latgale, just 22 kilometers from the Russian border, host Kristaps Andrejsons [...]


2.35 SPIEF 2026: We can. But why?
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06/07/2026

Welcome to Episode 2.35 of The Eastern Border: “SPIEF 2026: We can. But why?” While the Russian elite dine on 18,500-ruble elk lips at the [...]


2.34 The Clone Trap is Burning
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06/02/2026

Before we dive into the grim reality of the Russian collapse, a quick note on the channel art. I’ve been listening to your feedback regarding [...]


2.33 Eastern Border Special: Illusionary Calories
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06/01/2026

We were tired of talking about depressing military losses and bureaucratic collapses, so today Evita and I decided to bring you a cheerful, lighthearted special [...]


2.32 Orthodox Armoured Polyethylene
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05/30/2026

The Russian state monopoly on violence is officially cracking. While the Kremlin legalises private corporate militaries for Gazprom and Rosatom to defend against systemic Ukrainian [...]


2.31. The Empire Bleeds, part 2
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05/27/2026

The illusion of the Russian war machine is shattering. In Part 2 of our deep dive into the May 2026 reality, we strip away the [...]


2.30 The Empire Bleeds, Part 1
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05/25/2026

In Part 1 of our massive 2.30 Double-Feature, we aren’t looking at the frontlines—we are looking at the multi-organ failure of the Russian state. Terminal [...]


2.29 Overdosing on Vranyo
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05/15/2026

Greetings, comrades, and welcome to The Eastern Border. Today, we are taking a long, hard look into the rotting, schizophrenic core of the Russian imperial [...]


2.28: Black Overlord
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05/11/2026

The Russian Federation has officially hit terminal velocity, and the Alpha-male imperial dream has been replaced by a desperate, hallucinating Cargo Cult. We dive into [...]


2.27 Cuckoldry Day
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05/09/2026

Welcome to the 81st anniversary of Victory Day—the year the “Collector of Russian Lands” officially became a sub-letter of his own history. In this special [...]


2.26 The Great Mattress Raid
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05/08/2026

The global oil market has shifted, and the UAE just handed the Kremlin an armor-piercing reality check. In Episode 2.26, we document the final, terminal [...]


2.25 Dendro-Fecal Imperium
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04/30/2026

The Big Deal is dead. Welcome to the Dendro-Fecal Empire. While the Russian elites party in Dubai and the spreadsheet-watchers promise economic stability, the physical [...]


2.24 The Black Rain
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04/26/2026

Today, we are opening the body bag and performing a brutal autopsy on the Russian state. We track the physical decay from the burning refineries [...]