Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Amy Miller returns! Her annual Halloweentime episode is upon us. Amy has never seen "Obsession" but she... well... ok here's the thing. What does Amy think "Obsession" probably is? She, based on what she says, knows there's... some people who might near high school aged? Amy and Kyle are joined by Solomon Georgio, and the three of them piece together what Amy thinks this low budget hit probably is about. Thank you for being here and listening to the podcast! 400 episodes is quite the thing. I appreciate you all. Check out Boast Rattle, a Compliment Contest, October 27 at The...

Spooooooky All Games Day!! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Tyler Jackson, Chris Mejia, and Bailey Norton to play some Never Seen It games!

WARNING: This episode is absolutely chaotic and makes very little sense.

Kyle introduces a new game that has him cursing a lot and the game also kind of falls apart.

Plus! Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, KyleDadGame, and Willem Defoe endowment talk!

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Matt O'Brien (AGT, Conan!) has never seen "The Thing" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We kick off Halloween-month with a rewrite of one of the most famous Horror / Sci-fi movies there is!

Does Matt, despite having never seen it, nail "The Thing"? He's got Kurt Russell, he's got the cold weather, he thinks there's... a talking microscope?

Enjoy Matt's script, plus potentially the craziest round of Build the Perfect Movie there's ever been! And more! Matt dies in a fake documentary!

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Jason Salmon has never seen E.R., but he rewrote it and we read his script! Jason hasn't seen E.R. but he nails the character names we all know from the show. There's HEAD NURSE. There's YOUNG. There's... STUBBLE.

Enjoy Jason's take on this legendary medical procedural, and then after the script some Never Seen It games!

Jason and host Kyle Ayers are joined in the third chairs by Bailey Norton and Phil Morris!

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Claire Woolner has never seen "Succession," but she rewrote it, and we read her script. She never saw much of the prestigious HBO show, but she... nailed the sibling dynamic? She knows there's a drug addict, she knows there's a weird, sexually-repressed young one, she knows there's a... girl!

Enjoy Claire's VERY detailed, cameo-driven Succession script based on what she thinks it probably is. Plus her incredibly accurate sound effects.

Kyle and Claire are joined in the third chair by Daniel Shar, and after the script they talk about what Claire HAS seen, and play...

Ever Mainard has never seen "Avengers: Endgame" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Ever, a Marvel fan, fell off the MCU wagon at some point. What did he think Endgame probably had in store? There's Hawkeye, there's Thor, there's... Adult Spider-man? Enjoy Ever's incredible take on what one of the highest grossing movies of all-time probably is, even though he's never seen it. Plus, some Never Seen It games, and a lot of Marvel talk! Host Kyle Ayers and Ever are joined by Desiree Staples! Check out 4DMs 1Kyle on September 19th in Los Angeles (Burbank!). 4...

Skyler Higley has never seen "City of God" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. He KNOWS it's on a lot of "Great Movie" lists, but that is ALL he knows. Enjoy Skyler's script where he hits on everything you remember from "City of God," including gangs, poverty... Patrice O'Neal references? We read Skyler's script, chat about movies, and play some Never Seen It games! Skyler and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Sammy Mowrey! Check out 4DMs 1Kyle on September 19th in Los Angeles (Burbank!). 4DM1Kyle.com ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, and...

Matt Braunger has never seen "Oppenheimer," but he rewrote it and we read his script! But mathe... obviously knows something... right? RIGHT?! Matt's script has everything you remember from this Best Picture winner. There's Colonel Schmidt. There's General Arnold. There's The Ultimate Bang Boom Big Poppy-Popper™️.

Kyle and Matt are joined by Lindsay Adams!

Plus some KyleDadGame, an INCREDIBLY tight round of TriviaAboutaMovieYouveNeverSeen, and more!

Check out 4DMs 1Kyle on September 19th in Los Angeles (Burbank!). 

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Ashley Ray has never seen "The Graduate" but she rewrote it. She KNOWS there's a graduate. She KNOWS there's a Simon & Garfunkel song. Does her script get anything else about this classic correct? Ashley and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton. After Ashley's script we talk viewing, play some nightmare audio games, and more!

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Charlie James has never seen Braveheart, but he rewrote it and we read his script! For SUCH a famous, iconic movie, Charlie truly knows little to nothing. Of course we have the iconic characters: Mom, Dad, Midwife. Everyone is there.

What else does Charlie know about William Wallace (didn't know that!)'s definitely accurate film portrayal?

We read Charlie's script, play some Never Seen It games, and TON of that banter.

Charlie and Kyle are joined by Lindsay Adams!

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Jake Delaney has never seen "Fatal Attraction" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. There's Michael Douglas. There's Woman. There's Glen Close. There's dripping mascara.

Brand new guest Jake Delaney makes an early case for "most accurate script of the year" and it's only August!

Jake and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton. After Jake's script we talk about what actually happens in the movie, play some Never Seen It games, and more! 

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Nicole Parker (MadTV, The Neighborhood Listen) has never seen 127 Hours, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sure, she's never seen the movie, but her script has it all. A hiker. Dramatic, relationship-building flashbacks, some singing from Les Mis.

What else does Nicole know from this Danny Boyle flick?

Nicole and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar in our third chair!

We have Daniel guess what Nicole has never seen, read her script, and play a bunch of games including Before & Afters, IMDBidding Game, Build the Perfect Movie and more!

Griffin Kelly has never seen "Shawshank Redemption" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Sure, she's never seen the movie, but she basically knows everything. There's prisoners. There's Prison Cop. There's... a guy named Shawshank?

After a REAL decent amount of getting to know Griffin, and new third-chair guest Chloe Badner, we take on Griffin's script, play some Never Seen It games, and more!

We even have a fourth chair, friend of the pod Todd Sklar!

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Matt LeGrande has never seen "Green Book" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Matt's blind take on this 'Best Picture' winner has everything from the film itself. There's gruesome murder. There's a guy named Alabaster. You know, everything.

Enjoy Matt's take on the movie, our giant tangent right beforehand, talk about Best Pictures, some Never Seen It games, and more!

Matt and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Tori Piskin as well!

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Sally Ann Hall has never seen "A Few Good Men" but she rewrote it, and we read her script!

Enjoy her take on this courtroom classic she's never seen, including the JUDGE, the TOM CRUISE, the JACK NICHOLSON, and more!

Sally Ann and Kyle are joined by Diana Hong! After we read Sally Anne's script we take on some Never Seen It games, and more!

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Kyle Ayers has never seen "Seinfeld" but he rewrote it, and we read his script.

Kyle hops back into the writer's chair to give his take on what he figures an episode of "Seinfeld" probably is. There's Jerry, there's Elaine, there's that bass guitar, the laughtrack, the 17-year-old girlfriend, everything you remember from the show.

Kyle is joined by Bailey Norton, Daniel Shar, and Todd Sklar to help bring his script to life. Enjoy the script, some culture talk, some games, and more!

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Kyle decided to spend his birthday in studio, inviting four friends to partner off into two teams and get frustrated at Kyle over some Never Seen It games. An episode of absolute, potentially unlistenable chaos. Lindsay Adams and Phil Morris take on Bailey Norton and Diego McCafferty in some Before and Afters, Kyle Dad, IMDb Synopsis Bidding, Build the Perfect Movie, and Character Card Head. You'll never believe this: Character Card Head went long. ⁠Find Kyle LIVE in San Diego, Los Angeles, and Ojai, CA soon! http://kyleayers.com/shows For more of us, and to help keep the po...

Brian C Brown (film and TV writer extraordinaire) has never seen "V For Vendetta" but he rewrote it and we read his script!

Brian knows Alan Moore, and he knows that this movie is, quote, "the reason why Natalie Portman's head was shaved in that Lonely Island rap video." but what else does he know about "V for Vendetta"?

We open in New London, 2099, and we go from there.

Brian is a close writer friend of Kyle's and was dragged on this podcast despite being a rare in-front-of-camera person. Enjoy this extended episode...

Dan Rath (Australian wonder!) has never seen "Lawrence of Arabia" but he rewrote it, and we read his script.

He knows SO LITTLE about this movie, that we had third-chair guest John Hastings guess what Dan's script was referencing, AFTER we read the script.

We have a lot of chat leading up about Australian accents in movies, references, performances, and more. Plus some Never Seen It games at the end!

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Nicole Daniels has never seen "Twilight" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! What does self-proclaimed "New to movies" film fan Nicole know about Twilight? There's misty woods. There's teenagers. There's... a 30ft tall Karen? Nicole and Kyle and third chair guest Bailey Norton talk Twilight, what movies we're into, how to catch up, and more! We play some Before & Afters and a lot more! ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, and LOTS of bonus time and help keep the pod going!

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Matt Koff (The Daily Show) has never seen "Ted Lasso" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. His script has Fred Lasso, There's Susan Lasso. All of the Lassos. Is there... soccer? Matt and Kyle talk about Ted Lasso, what Matt knows about it, and its relation to Kyle's hometown of Kansas City. The two are joined by another Kansas Citian, Joe McAdam! We have Ted talk, play a bunch of games, and more! ⁠Subscribe to the Patreon⁠ and enjoy no ads, and LOTS of bonus time and help keep the pod going!

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Chandler Dean (Abolish Everything!) has never seen "The Royal Tenenbaums, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Chandler has SOME Wes Anderson knowledge, but what does he know about potentially Anderson's most famous film? 

There's a shot. There's a reverse shot. There's another reverse shot. There's... yet another reverse shot. Wes Anderson tropes, lots of games, lots of talk here on this episode.

Chandler and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Caroline Ulwick! 

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Diana Hong has never seen "The X Files" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Diana's version of the X-Files has everyone you remember. There's (a) Mulder. There's... Stabler? There's a golf pro. 

Does Diana know much about one of Kyle's all-time favorite shows? 

Enjoy her script, and a bunch of chat and Never Seen It games!

Diana and Kyle are joined by Bailey Norton (and producer Nolan, who both also love The X-Files). 

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Maggie Winters has never seen "Grey's Anatomy," but she rewrote it, and we read her script! All of your favorite Grey's characters are there. Nurse Kathy. Nurse John. Dr. Bill. Marcus. Does Meredith Grey make an appearance in her own show? Is there a hospital?

Hear Maggie's full script to find out what she knew about this massive television hit.

Maggie and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Catherine McCafferty!

Enjoy the script, some games, and more!

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Sydney Kane has never seen "Inception" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sydney has no clue what "Inception" is, but she's preeeettttty sure there's a WOMP sound effect. So that's, what, halfway there?

Enjoy Sydney's script, some Never Seen It games, filmbro movie talk, and more!

Go check out Sydney's one-person show "Wife Material" at The Roxy in LA on April 21!

Sydney and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton!

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Troy Walker has never seen "Paddington 2" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! The whimsy is there. The British is there. Is there marmalade? Is there violence? What does Troy know about potentially the most well-reviewed film of all time? 

Up top we pick up in a conversation about YouTube viewing history, and that leads into a bizarre story from Troy and some political talk. Feel free to fast forward to bad British accents if you'd like! And remember we didn't record this yesterday, the news moves fast.

We play some games after T...

Charlie James has never seen "Whiplash" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Do we have a frontrunner for next year's Neverseenie for most accurate script? 

There's a "Miles." There's an Anesthesiologist. Everything you remember from the drumming movie. 

We read Charlie's script, play some games, and more!

Kyle and Charlie are joined by Kel Cripe!

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Taylor Owen and James Neal have never seen "Marty Supreme" but they rewrote it and we read their script! The cohosts of "The Regular Update" take on this Oscar nominated movie just a few days before the ceremony! The ping pong. The Mr. Wonderful. How much do they know about this Halfdie-(Directed by one of the two Safdies)-made film. Enjoy their script, some Oscar viewing talk, their HARD pitch of Industry, and more! Our extended episode, no ads, and recent Movie Club ⁠are all up on Patreon for $3/mo!⁠

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Mark Vigeant has never seen "Cars," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does he nail the details of this mammoth Pixar franchise?

Mark is pretty sure he knows the characters. There's Lightning, there's... Tina. There's... Dumbf*cker. All of your favorites from childhood. 

We read Mark's script, talk Pixar, play some Never Seen It games and more!

Mark and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Nick Vatterott! 

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Bri Giger has never seen "Harry Potter" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Harry Potter, and, well, all that comes along with it. Bri's script has all of the stuff you remember from Harry Potter. There's Harry, there's... Harmony. There's...... Jungledoor. There's a hat! 

Enjoy Bri's take on what "Harry Potter" most likely is, despite her having never seen it. We talk the world of Potter, all that encompasses, and more. 

We play some Never Seen It games! Bri and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Sammy Mowrey! 

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Johnno Wilson has never seen "Dirty Dancing" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! So there's dancing. It's the 80s. There's Kenny Loggins and Buick LeSabres. Does Johnno nail any of the actual movie?

Enjoy Johnno's script, a bunch of Never Seen It games, and us getting to know this new first-time guest!

Johnno and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Greg Berman!

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Jenny Zigrino has never seen "Weapons" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Does she nail this massive horror hit? She knows there's.... weapons? Plus! Jenny tells us about her Revolutionary War Cosplay life and aspirations! Enjoy Jenny's take on this movie she's never seen, some games, some Oscar talk, and more! Jenny and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton! For an extended, ad-free episode, check out our Patreon!

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Sam Wiles has never seen "Annie Hall," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Since this is a film with no baggage that has aged extremely well, is there anything that Sam can pull from to write what he thinks this movie probably is? Sam gives us his take for what "Annie Hall" probably is. We read his script, talk the legacy of whoever made that movie, and more! We play some Before & Afters, Character Card Head, and KyleDadGuessingGame (there's bonus games on the Patreon version of the episode!). Sam and host Kyle Ayers are joined by...

Chloe Radcliffe has never seen "The Truman Show" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Does she nail the Jim Carrey classic, despite never watching it? The reality show, the surveillance, the... studio audience?

Chloe takes on one of Kyle's all-time favorite films. We talk comedy, comedians and stand-up in movies, play some Never Seen It games, and more!

Chloe and Kyle are joined by Todd Sklar in our third chair! A director, an actor, and a Kyle.

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Charlie Berens has never seen "Silence of the Lambs" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Charlie nail the all-time setting, tone, Oscar-worthy performances from this iconic thriller?

Charlie and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Jay Light!

We talk best Midwestern movies, Texas movies, learn about Charlie's viewing habits growing up around film.

We play some games, and have a real good ol' time.

Hope to see you in San Francisco this weekend for SF Sketchfest!

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Katy Fishell (comedian, writer, artist) has never seen "Breakfast at Tiffany's" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Does she nail this Audrey Hepburn classic? The movie, the iconic poster, the baggage... 

We read Katy's script after Daniel Shar attempts to guess what she's never seen, we play some games, and more!

Thank you for being here! Please go nominate your favorite moments from last year for this year's inaugural "Neverseenies"! 

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John Milhiser has never seen "The English Patient" but he rewrote it and we read his script! And WHAT a script to kick off 2026 with. SNL Alum John Milhiser sets the bar high for accuracy as he rewrites this 1997 Best Picture Winner.

We take on John's script, play some games, and more!

Kyle and John are joined by Cam Gavinski.

We are also close to debuting The Neverseenies, our version of The Oscars! You will be allowed to nominate moments, episodes, guests, and scripts from last year in all sorts of categories. Find...

EJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script! The accent work: perfect. The setting: ideal. The British: are in it. As EJ put it in his script: NOTE: EVERYONE IS BRITISH BUT IN SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAYS. COMPLETELY UP TO YOU. We make our way through a discussion about this show none of us have seen, which is sure to be accurate and insightful. We play some games, talk more movies and shows, and have a grand ol' time!

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Cam Gavinski has never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cam's take on one of the quintessential sci-fi movies of all-time, which he has never seen. There's chimps, there's space, there's Hal?

Cam and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Kel Cripe!

We play some games, read Cam's script, and more!

Go see Kyle in San Francisco on January 24!

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Kicking off December with an All Games Episode here! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Daniel Shar, Bailey Norton, and Joe McAdam.

The four folks partner off into teams to compete in rounds of Before & Afters, Character Card Head, KyleDadGame, Build the Perfect Movie, Letterbox'd Guessing Game the Game, and everyone helps Kyle develop a new game where they see who can guess what movie is being described in the fewest words possible.

Go see Kyle in San Francisco on January 24!

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