93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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By: 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

("Best Of"): Sewer Pickle
Last Thursday at 2:00 PM

Originally Aired July 3, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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("Best Of"): Unlimited PTO
Last Wednesday at 2:00 PM

Originally Aired July 2, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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("Best Of"): Well, That's Embarrassing. Or Is It?
Last Tuesday at 2:00 PM

Originally Aired July 1, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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("Best Of"): Kicked Outta Concerts
Last Monday at 2:00 PM

Originally Aired June 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD
06/27/2025

Originally Aired June 27, 2025: Don't pass out with your mouth open. Pull my finger. Everything you wanna know about sacrificing things to the lake gods.

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Pogo Sister
06/26/2025

Originally Aired June 26, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Herpes roulette. Everything you wanna know about a 200-year-old condom.

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RIP Minneapolis Sex World
06/25/2025

Originally Aired June 25, 2025: Screen Divorce. Your nightmares are trying to kill you! Everything you wanna know about club E11EVEN.

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6-7
06/24/2025

Originally Aired June 24, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Porn parties. Everything you wanna know about Cool Mom Syndrome.  

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Ultimate F-Off Week: Day #1
06/23/2025

Originally Aired June 23, 2025: BEES! The Cuck King has been crowned. Everything you wanna know about learning life skills from social media.

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Code Brown
06/20/2025

Originally Aired June 20, 2025: Drunk camel rides. Skipper. Everything you've ever wanted to know about heavily soiled monkey diapers. 

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Clam Slam
06/19/2025

Originally Aired June 19, 2025: TV star Janel Klein. Faribault Flatliners  Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you're going to die.

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Clam Slam
06/19/2025

Originally Aired June 19, 2025.

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Your Mom Was a Pornstar
06/18/2025

Originally Aired June 18, 2025: Why you should always check for urinals. Whacking at work. Everything you ever wanted to know about Cleavage To Beaver.

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Cuck King
06/17/2025

Originally Aired June 17, 2025: All dude sausage party. Road trip nostalgia. Everything you ever wanted to know about sneaking INTO prison. 

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Porcelain Powder Keg
06/16/2025

Originally Aired June 16, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers your health questions. If you could do it all over again. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being an accidental accomplice in a drug deal. 

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Cucklords
06/13/2025

Originally Aired June 13, 2025: Rollerblading robber. Weirdest murder weapons from the Friday The 13th franchise. Everything you wanna know about harmless conspiracy theories.      

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Cub Rub
06/12/2025

Originally Aired June 12, 2025: No words, no wipes, no remorse. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about diarrhea dogs.

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"Fill My Hole"
06/11/2025

Originally Aired June 11, 2025: Pokémon emergency. Wedding speeches. Everything you wanna know about general soreness. 

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Ozemprick
06/10/2025

Originally Aired June 10, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about the most depressing jobs in America. 

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Ken IS Real!
06/09/2025

Originally Aired June 9, 2025: Lambo-pops. Fast and Curious. Everything you wanna know about runaway TV's.     

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Brad's Pink Pony Club
06/06/2025

Originally Aired June 6, 2025: Backhanded compliments. 100% legal things that make you look insane. Everything you wanna know about the correct age for overalls.     

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Pills Are Good
06/05/2025

Originally Aired June 5, 2025: If I wanted a hummer, I'd call your mom. Roommate strangulation. Everything you wanna know about batteries taking over the world. 

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Sugar, Syrup, and Slashing (Oh My)
06/04/2025

Originally Aired June 4, 2025: Honoring the passing of Jim Marshall. Sounds that make people irrationally angry. Everything you wanna know about pretending to work for a living. 

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Nipple Hounds
06/03/2025

Originally Aired June 3, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. 40-feet of Norwegian heat. Everything you wanna know about cussing in front of your parents.

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That's Ignorant!
06/02/2025

Originally Aired June 2, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers health questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Take me to jail! Everything you wanna know about getting a 7-year-long sinus infection from a fart.

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("Best Of"): Hedonism Stories
05/30/2025

Originally Aired May 30, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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("Best Of"): Mutual Manipulation
05/29/2025

Originally Aired May 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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("Best Of"): The Boy Who Smelled Like Pee
05/28/2025

Originally Aired May 28, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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("Best Of"): When Animals Attack
05/27/2025

Originally Aired May 27, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Tech Neck
05/23/2025

Originally Aired May 23, 2025: Break out the leather, it's sex cabin weather. Master Baiter. Everything you wanna know about parrot chlamydia.   

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Kidney Snatcher
05/22/2025

Originally Aired May 22, 2025: Our Slutty Era. The Weenie 500. Everything you wanna know about getting stabbed with a fork.

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Norm!
05/21/2025

Originally Aired May 21, 2025: Drug-smuggling cat. Flirting is my superpower. Everything you wanna know about your dad's 22-year-old girlfriend.

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We Don't Mind Going Back to Jail
05/20/2025

Originally Aired May 20, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about The "Why Not" Lounge.

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Click, Click, Boom!
05/19/2025

Originally Aired May 19, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Unrealistic and ridiculous movie tropes. Everything you wanna know about monks on meth.   

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Mouth Made Special Sauce
05/16/2025

Originally Aired May 16, 2025: Faces of death. MN State Patrol Lt. Mike "Icy Hot" Lee. Everything you wanna know about yarn makeup.  

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Exploding Birds
05/15/2025

Originally Aired May 15, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Grow up and ENOUGH with the handjobs! Everything you wanna know about being naked in a display shed.

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Celebrity Rentals
05/14/2025

Originally Aired May 14, 2025: A member of HAMS has been arrested. Red Panda is in town! Everything you wanna know about a fatal fight with a kangaroo.

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Step Aside Buttlord
05/13/2025

Originally Aired May 13, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you wanna know about Russian grannies falling from the sky.

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Opiate Oyster
05/12/2025

Originally Aired May 12, 2025: Cowasaki. Adult temper tantrums. Everything you wanna know about how being boring can get you fired.  

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Thunder Nugget
05/09/2025

Originally Aired May 9, 2025: Attack of the nachos. We love YOUR mother. Everything you wanna know how hooking up at the Zombie Pub Crawl.  

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