93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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By: Cumulus Media Minneapolis / 93X | KXXR-FM

Josh, Nick, Dana, Wappel and Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news and sports with KARE 11's Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning

October 22, 2021
Last Friday at 2:56 PM

Dad Fights 66 Randy versus listener Andi. UK couple has interesting pre-sex meal. The morning show peeks into your genes. Penile Necrosis weekend special: 2-4-1's! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 22, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 21, 2021
Last Thursday at 3:07 PM

Minnesota's coolest athletes? Dana takes on a listener in movie character trivia. Police reminding parents to check kids candy for penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 21, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 20, 2021
Last Wednesday at 3:32 PM

Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein! What makes someone sexy? Wappel's answer was an all-timer. How hot are you? We've got the answer! Your car's warranty is about to expire! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 20, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 19, 2021
Last Tuesday at 3:55 PM

Dr. P Jesus fields Brother/Sisterhood health questions; there will be blood. Getting penis stuck in PVC Pipe. Can you hear me now? Good, I'm a cell phone in a stomach. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 18, 2021
Last Monday at 2:29 PM

We get to talk with our buddy Zach Parise of the New York Islanders. Locations from famous horror movies you can visit. People's whining kids and other things we pretend to like. How I died from a hard salami and a four-hour nap. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 18, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 15, 2021
10/15/2021

Pick 6 and interview with Minnesota Vikings Brian O'Neill. AEW Wrestler Bryan Danielson aka The American Dragon. Dad Fights 65: ALCS & NLCS MVP's. Do you even penile necrosis bro? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 15, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 14, 2021
10/14/2021

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October 13, 2021
10/13/2021

Minnesota State Trooper Lieutenant Shank answers questions about the roadways. Who's the movie line geek on the show? Fresh ideas to spice up baseball. Is it too late to buy your penile necrosis Halloween costume? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 13, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 12, 2021
10/12/2021

Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Dana's previous jobs have one thing in common. Is your county one of the drunkest in the US? How to dress up as penile necrosis for Halloween. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 12, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 11, 2021
10/11/2021

How to make a seemingly normal situation uncomfortable. Incidents of pets embarrassing you. Spain is giving kids money to move out of their parent's house. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 11, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 8, 2021
10/08/2021

Three body parts Minnesota Vikings Bryan O'Neill would have bitten off. Dad Fights 64: Fictional Athletes. Here's how we can tell you're high. Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 8, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 7, 2021
10/07/2021

We learn how many hotdogs Ashley could fit in her mouth. The most dangerous sex postition. You've heard of botox, what about brotox? Penilie Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 7, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 6, 2021
10/06/2021

Weird costume ideas for Halloween. Pandemic inspired new activity for men. A waterslide disaster. Penile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 6, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 5, 2021
10/05/2021

Our last chat of the season with Minnesota Twins Play-by-Play man Dick Bremer. Another edition of Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. A list of the scariest movies of all time according to science. Yup! You guessed it...Penile Necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 5, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 4, 2021
10/04/2021

Dr. P answers the Brotherhood's health questions. A woman almost lost a butt cheek. How vinegar and shoes almost ended a relationship. Penile Necrosis? Yeah, You Wish. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 4, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


October 1, 2021
10/01/2021

Minnesota Vikings Interview With Bryan O'Neill. The Brother/Sisterhood's hilarious klutzy moments. Crying tears of stone. Penile Necrosis is back with a vengeance! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired October 1, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 30, 2021
09/30/2021

Have you ever been annoyed by something that others love? Space wieners! Minnesota is getting a new professional sports team: here's the list of names. You know what's coming...Penile Necrosis. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 30, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 29, 2021
09/29/2021

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September 28, 2021
09/28/2021

Minnesota Twins Play-By-Play man Dick Bremer loves Chicago! Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Now what did we find in our butts? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 28, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 27, 2021
09/27/2021

Advice every guy needs to hear. Find out what body part a lady can blow candles out with. It's back, penile necrosis! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 27, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 24, 2021
09/24/2021

Dad Fights #62. Vikings OT Brian O'Neill joins the program. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 23, 2021
09/23/2021

You'll never guess what card Nick pulled out of his butt! One of the most bizarre medical conditions. Penile Necrosis...not quite as bizarre as the medical condition. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Thursday, September 23, 2021. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 22, 2021
09/22/2021

Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Do you like fish sticks? And we ran out of time for Amy Lee of Evanescence... The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Wednesday, September 22, 2021. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 21, 2021
09/21/2021

Minnesota Twins play-by-play guy Dick Bremer shares his favorite MLB ballparks. A surprising percentage of people are working their dream jobs. A beer that would eff you up! The return of penile necrosis! The Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Tuesday, September 21, 2021.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 20, 2021
09/20/2021

The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - originally aired Monday, September 20, 2021.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 17, 2021
09/17/2021

Minnesota Vikings Brian O'Neill and Nick share birthday weeks! Dad Fights 61 Homerun Leaders edition. A burger with a disgusting surprise...penile necrosis is back! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 17, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 16, 2021
09/16/2021

TikTok prank that involves a food that disgusts Nick. A shocking surprise a man found in his mother's lawn, the best things about the 90's, and penile necrosis is back. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 16, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 15, 2021
09/15/2021

Funny moments from Norm Macdonald's career. What some people have managed to avoid their whole lives. Randy Shaver has a new hobby! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 15, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 14, 2021
09/14/2021

Minnesota Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer's thoughts on robot umpires. A record-setting Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. The average age when you have the most fun. We have the results of your maternity test. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 14, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 13, 2021
09/13/2021

A list of the best jobs for lazy people. A guy ignored this giant red flag when starting to date this woman. Rapper surgically implants this odd item for hair. The results of your maternity test are in. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 13, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 10, 2021
09/10/2021

Meet the newest member of the Brother/Sisterhood, Vikings Tackle Brian O'Neill! Dad Fights 60, The Minnesota Vikings Tightend Edition. Hear how a clothesline almost ruined a marriage. We have the results of YOUR maternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 10, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 9, 2021
09/09/2021

Dr. P is in to help the Brother/Sisterhood with health concerns. A shocking reason why a married woman didn't have kids with her husband. Funny fantasy football names for the NFL Season Opener. We have the results of YOUR paternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 9, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 3, 2021
09/03/2021

Dad fights 59 the college mascot edition! You might be offending people by the way you text. We LOST the results to your paternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 3, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 2, 2021
09/02/2021

The Brotherhood/Sisterhood asks MN State Trooper Gordon Shank questions about the road. You'll never guess what a guy wants to have sex with. We have the results of your paternity test! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 2, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


September 1, 2021
09/01/2021

Gimme Headlines with KARE 11's Janel Klein. Bad first date stories. People are lusting over a blimp. We have the results to YOUR paternity test....this means you! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired September 1, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


August 31, 2021
08/31/2021

Talking with Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer. Which drugs are the most addictive? Naked bike ride. We have the results of your paternity test. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 31, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


August 30, 2021
08/30/2021

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August 27, 2021
08/27/2021

Dad Fights 58: State Fair Facts Edition! Places at the State Fair that'll make you vomit. One man's trash is another man's treasure. We have the results of your paternity test....It doesn't look good. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 27, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


August 26, 2021
08/26/2021

The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 26, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


August 25, 2021
08/25/2021

The most popular band T-Shirts, did yours make the list? The Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile could be your new sober cab. What is a reverse zoo? We have the results of YOUR paternity test. We're looking at you! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired August 25, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.