93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Our famous TV pal Janel Klein. Grandma has needs. Everything you ever wanted to know about Ryan Gosling and Pedro Pascal's charity puppy adoption event. Originally aired Wednesday, September 17, 2025. 

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Glen Perkins on the best Twins win of the season. Turtle Lake Brotherhood Border Bash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Grandma's bush fire. Originally aired September 16, 2025

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Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Pets and Meth. Everything you ever wanted to know about renewing your wedding vows at Ren Fest. Originally aired Monday, September 15, 2025

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Originally Aired September 12, 2025: Vikings captain and three-time Pro Bowler Andrew DePaola. National Video Game Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about buying toilet paper in Mexico.

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Originally Aired September 11, 2025: Our boss Derek Madden joins the show. Cuck around and find out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spotting hookers in Vegas.
 
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Originally Aired September 10, 2025: The 10-10-10 Challenge. Clubhouse farts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating a 24-pack of string cheese and a loaf of white bread. 
 
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Originally Aired September 9, 2025: World renowned TV reporter Janel Klein. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about cocaine feces. 
 
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Originally Aired September 8, 2025: We congratulate our pal Zach Parise on making the American Hockey Hall of Fame. Workplace disasters. Everything you ever wanted to know about leg shortening operations. 
 
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Originally Aired September 5, 2025: Our Vikings pal Andrew DePaola. Rent a scary person. Everything you ever wanted to know about vasectomy punch-cards. 
 
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Originally Aired September 4, 2025: Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Grandma fell for a space-scam. Everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy fraud.

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Originally Aired September 3, 2025: World Class TV reporter Janel Klein. World Class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about positive influence rappers.  
 
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Originally Aired September 2, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. Dr P answers your health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about meth-rections. 
 
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Originally Aired August 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Originally Aired August 28, 2025: The best orgasm/fart/karate mashup you've ever heard. Operation Welcome to this Century. Everything you've ever wanted to know about calling 1-900 sex lines. 
 
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Originally Aired August 27, 2025: Description: KARE 11's Janel Klein joins us for the WHOLE show. Imaginary motorbikes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hardened hogs. 

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Originally Aired August 26, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about the poop suitcases. 

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Originally Aired August 25, 2025: Recap of a great weekend with the Brother/Sisterhood. What the WEIRD kid in your school did. Everything you ever wanted to know about the latest 93X Half-Assed Morning Show Border Bash in St Croix. 

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Our cop friends Captain Gordon Shank and Lt Mike Lee. The Packer suck. Everything you've ever wanted to know about what they like to eat in Forest Lake. Originally aired Friday, August 22, 2025. 

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Originally Aired August 21, 2025: Dr Andrea answers your pet questions. Josh SUCKS at photos. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Radioactive Shrimp.

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Originally Aired August 20, 2025: Legendary wrestling tag team the Hardy Boyz in-studio. KARE 11's Janel Klein stopped by. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Cubby's brand new glasses. 

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Originally Aired August 19, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. KARE 11's Janel Klein and world-class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Copsicle. 

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Originally Aired August 18, 2025: The Official Baby of the Half-Assed Morning Show is here. Dr P Jesus answers your medical questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about excessive nipple puss. 

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Originally Aired August 15, 2025: World record pork sword. Glue poisoning. Everything you wanna know about getting your eye jelly sucked out.

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Originally Aired August 14, 2025: Tractor on tractor crime. You better watch out, or the well-hung insects will get you! Everything you wanna know about being an unhygienic, disgusting human-being.

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Originally Aired August 13, 2025: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's horsey-man! Corrina wants to speak to your manager. Everything you wanna know about operation bear claw.

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Originally Aired August 12, 2025: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga answers legal questions. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about ketchup smoothies.

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Originally Aired August 11, 2025: You can't spell Mississippi without STD. Bare-assets. Everything you wanna know about breast milk ice cream.

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Originally Aired August 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Nick and Josh are going for gold in the Senior Games. Everything you wanna know about the artificial intelligence takeover. 

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Originally Aired August 7, 2025: Happy Birthday Jalen Hurts. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about penis filler. 

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Originally Aired August 6, 2025: 🥐🔒. Green dildo epidemic. Everything you wanna know about feeding your pets to zoo animals. 

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Originally Aired August 5, 2025: Trouser-less tweaking. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the 2025 fall Booze Cruise.

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Originally Aired August 4, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Smokey the Bear is under attack. Everything you ever wanted to know about hotel hallway pizza.

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Originally Aired August 1, 2025: All of the tarantulas are having all of the sex. The radioactive wasps are coming. Everything you wanna know about the most hated foods in America. 

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Originally Aired July 31, 2025: Fisherman fights. Put your shirt back on, for cripes sake. Everything you wanna know about the coolest snake catcher that ever lived.

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Originally Aired July 30, 2025: Your local library is under a cyberattack. I hear the drums echoing tonight. Everything you wanna know about calling Ashley the wrong name in bed.

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Originally Aired July 29, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein and Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna know about the yellow blast-mobile. 

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Originally Aired July 28, 2025: Freeze branding. Red panda wake up call. Everything you wanna know about the greatest action heroes. 

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Originally Aired July 25, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Remembering Hulk Hogan. Everything you wanna know about Broast Out Cancer at the Wayzata American Legion.  

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Originally Aired July 24, 2025: Hot-headed hooligans. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Weeden Prairie. 

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Originally Aired July 23, 2025: Rock sock attack. SIKE! Everything you've ever wanted to know about how gorgeous you are... NOT! 

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