93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Originally Aired October 27, 2025: Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Hey hey it's the AI monkeys. Everything you ever wanted to know about Honkman.  

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Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Bra straps are back. Interview with SisQo. Everything you wanna know about getting involved with the mafia. Originally aired Friday, October 24, 2025. 

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Originally Aired October 23, 2025: Minnesota Viking Long Snapper Andrew DePaola. My poo-poos and my pee-pees. Everything you wanna know about falling in love with serial killers. 

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Originally Aired October 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. The loneliest holiday of the year. Everything you wanna know about being a serial liar. 

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Originally Aired October 21, 2025: Give me an F, give me an elony, what does that spell? Jail time. You sexy, sexy landscapers. Everything you wanna know about generic names for Halloween costumes.

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Originally Aired October 20, 2025: Caress me Father, for I have sinned. Pretending to be an attorney for your girlfriend. Everything you wanna know about mac and cheese with a side of broken glass.

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Originally Aired October 17, 2025: Live from St. Croix Casino Turtle Lake.  

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Originally Aired October 16, 2025: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Dana-rrhea. Everything you wanna know about browser based blue balls. 

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Originally Aired October 15, 2025: LOUD (sex) NOISES. Childhood fears coming true. Everything you wanna know about Adultoween.

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Originally Aired October 14, 2025: RIP to our favorite bars. Kiss me, I smoke meth. Everything you wanna know about a half-wife half-snake lady.

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Originally Aired October 13, 2025: Doctor P answers STD questions. Bad day? Have a blizzard. Everything you wanna know about eating live frogs.

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Originally Aired October 10, 2025: Butt babies? 2 dates 1 cup. Everything you wanna know about strange house rules. 

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Originally Aired October 9, 2025: Shirt off your back. Live streaming at the bar. Everything you wanna know about Jonny Laycock. 

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Originally Aired October 8, 2025: Minnesota Wild Forward Marcus Foligno. Unexpected pony storage. Everything you wanna know about bopping your bologna. 

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Originally Aired October 7, 2025: Canadian crooks. One time I was so high I _____. Everything you wanna know about this year's hottest Halloween costumes. 

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Originally Aired October 6, 2025: Happy Bang Boat Anniversary! A real "loser." Everything you wanna know about walking into the wrong house. 

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Originally Aired October 3, 2025: Members of the MN State Patrol answer cop questions. Minnesota Viking Longsnapper Andrew DePaola. Everything you wanna know about having a sandwich with a side of penis. 

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Originally Aired October 2, 2025: National Name Your Car Day. Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Everything you wanna know about Nick working for ESPN. 

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Originally Aired October 1, 2025: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you wanna know about a narcotic sniffing horse. 

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Originally Aired September 30, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions. Penis Man. Everything you wanna know about the viral urination trend.

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Originally Aired September 29, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Originally Aired September 26, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Originally Aired September 25, 2025: Zombie Squirrels. Happy endings. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Return of the Smash. 

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Originally Aired September 24, 2025: Nick and Josh bobbleheads. Pro Bowl MILFs. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart bombs.  
 
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Originally Aired September 23, 2025: Former Twins closer Glen Perkins puts a wrap on the season. Janel Klein and C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Ludacris' giant hog. 
 
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Good grades or die. Rage Baiting. Everything you ever wanted to know about tarantula fights. Originally aired Monday, September 22, 2025. 

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Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. World-class entertainer C Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Adult Toy Hall of Fame. Originally aired Friday, September 19, 2025.

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Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Rabies shots in the butt. Everything you've ever wanted to know about when to jack it. Originally aired Thursday, September 18, 2025. 

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Our famous TV pal Janel Klein. Grandma has needs. Everything you ever wanted to know about Ryan Gosling and Pedro Pascal's charity puppy adoption event. Originally aired Wednesday, September 17, 2025. 

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Glen Perkins on the best Twins win of the season. Turtle Lake Brotherhood Border Bash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Grandma's bush fire. Originally aired September 16, 2025

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Dr P Jesus answers your health questions. Pets and Meth. Everything you ever wanted to know about renewing your wedding vows at Ren Fest. Originally aired Monday, September 15, 2025

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Originally Aired September 12, 2025: Vikings captain and three-time Pro Bowler Andrew DePaola. National Video Game Day. Everything you've ever wanted to know about buying toilet paper in Mexico.

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Originally Aired September 11, 2025: Our boss Derek Madden joins the show. Cuck around and find out. Everything you've ever wanted to know about spotting hookers in Vegas.
 
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Originally Aired September 10, 2025: The 10-10-10 Challenge. Clubhouse farts. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating a 24-pack of string cheese and a loaf of white bread. 
 
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Originally Aired September 9, 2025: World renowned TV reporter Janel Klein. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about cocaine feces. 
 
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Originally Aired September 8, 2025: We congratulate our pal Zach Parise on making the American Hockey Hall of Fame. Workplace disasters. Everything you ever wanted to know about leg shortening operations. 
 
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Originally Aired September 5, 2025: Our Vikings pal Andrew DePaola. Rent a scary person. Everything you ever wanted to know about vasectomy punch-cards. 
 
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Originally Aired September 4, 2025: Dr Andrea Johnston answers your pet questions. Grandma fell for a space-scam. Everything you ever wanted to know about pregnancy fraud.

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Originally Aired September 3, 2025: World Class TV reporter Janel Klein. World Class entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about positive influence rappers.  
 
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Originally Aired September 2, 2025: Former Twins All-Star Glen Perkins. Dr P answers your health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about meth-rections. 
 
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