WOE.BEGONE
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
269: Magnolia, On Behalf Of The Field Of Flowers
The Field of Flowers is willing to take on some amount of risk in order to do what is right.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, death, and gore (wet and visceral). Listener discretion is advised.]
This episode was written by Pine Gonzalez!
Written by Pine Gonzalez
Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia
Shaun Pellington as Sax
Just Jenah as Skinner
Jamie Petronis as Python
Lyssa Jay, Taylor Michaels, and Ben Rowe as The Ensemble
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268: Felix, On Behalf Of Felix
I’m going to tell you the truth.
This episode was written by Ben Rowe!
CREDITS
Written by Ben Rowe
Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Ben Rowe as Felix
Just Jenah as Skinner
Lyssa Jay and Athan as The Ensemble
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THE HALLOPWEEN CAMPFIRE SPECIAL
Happy Hallopween.
[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, and unreality. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Episode 267: Skinner, On Behalf Of The Oldbrush Valley Crust Punk House
We're gonna catch a big one.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, drinking alcohol, and restraint/imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS
Written by Just Jenah
Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Ben Rowe as Felix
Just Jenah as Skinner
Shaun Pellington as Sax
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266: Ty Betteridge, On Behalf Of The Compound
This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS
Written by David Ault
Derek Moreland as Rugby Man
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Ben Rowe as Felix
Just Jenah as Skinner
Shaun Pellington as Sax
Taylor Michaels, Pine Gonzalez, and Tatiana Gefter as Audience
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265: Lop, On Behalf Of Hutch Union Local 151
Stronger Together, Not Converged.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Derek Moreland as Rugby Man
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
JJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as Audience
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The Ballad Of Season 22
Stinky’s got a purpose for lop
To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but
Little do they know it’s all just a test
To see which rabbits fit the compound the best
But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops
So Tex volunteers and he does all the work
He says that he killed them, but really he won’t
He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove
But Stinky’s coming down as the man of h...
[INTERMISSION XLIV] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Not Suitable
[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]
Skinner was played by JustJenah
Dialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenah
Written and Sound Designed by JustJenah
the song, It's Gonna be Awesome by Vos
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264: Participant Observation (Pt. 2)
S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as FELIX
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Josh Kent as John
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Devin Steffens as Roger
Cole Weavers as Cole
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263: Axe (Pt. 2)
S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as FELIX
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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262: The Way He Took Control (Pt. 2)
S19E07: It was good to be king.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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261: You turn into me. Remember that. (Pt. 2)
S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn…
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & Britches
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260: You Have Reached The Voicemail Of Cabin 44C (Pt. 2)
S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
Athan as Troy
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259: The Bear (Pt. 2)
S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.
[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound
CREDITS:
Written by Lou Sutcliffe
Sound Design by Gem
Music by Naem
With help from the Meat Worm
Special Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and Fortune
Starring:
Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
Ben Rowe as Felix
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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258: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley (Pt. 2)
S09E05: Using his astral projection ability, Stinky discovers that the Commune Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees Chance on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight Chance, with the Commune Mikes helping them.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
Athan as Troy
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardener
Cody Heath as Britches
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FEED DROP: Dracula: 2004 Episode 1: A New Millennium
 A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never experienced before.
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257: Good Cop/Bad Cop (Pt. 2)
S14E01: It's Rabbit Huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of false imprisonment, violence, mutilation, medical distress, and intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.]Â
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256: Am I Going To Die? (Pt. 2)
S08E05: What did you redo to me?
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress, extreme pain, and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]
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David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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255: Christmas Island, AU (Pt. 2)
S16E05: Research and Rediscovery
[WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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254: TXTXDawg (Pt. 2)
S17E04: Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, disfigurement, and alcohol consumption. Listener discretion is advised.]
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253: Propagation & Consolidation (Pt. 2)
S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.
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Listen To The Samantha Chronicles In Order
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Ben Rowe as Felix
Fay Roberts as Samantha
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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The Ballad Of Season 21
Lionhead, formerly Stinky
Visits some friends post-temporal bleed
He wants to know what they are thinking
Now that they remember everything
Stinky runs the Hutch
With his gang of lops
Helpful and servile and willing to die
Mike gets a taste when he’s transportedÂ
Attacked in the night by some mystery guy
Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timedÂ
Stinky was planning to visit the Base
While Project Hail Mary plays in the background
M...
[INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac
Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.
CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as Felix
Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp!
LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lop
All the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy.
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252: Rex
"They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Cody Heath as Britches
Athan as Troy
Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Taylor Michaels as Chance
Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
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251: Castor
“Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]
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250: Imperial
“The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Cody Heath as Britches
Athan as Troy
Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Ben Rowe and Felix
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249: Nuralagus
"It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - Wikipedia
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248: Silver Fox
“Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.]
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247: Snowshoe Hares
“[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of game animals being used as food, natural disasters, violence, death, and wet and visceral sounds. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The 2026 Patreon Sampler
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TIMESTAMPS:
Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14
Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51
Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40
COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58
Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47
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[INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite
CREDITS:
Written and Created by JustJenah
Shaun Pellington as Sax
Cody Heath as Britches
JustJenah as Skinner
Dylan Griggs as Tex
David Ault as Try Better and Outlaw Ty
Athan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try Better
Naem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocals
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246: Tax-Xiber
"The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Cody Heath as Britches
Athan as Troy
Taylor Michaels as Chance
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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 5 is available now!
OUT NOW: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/woe-begone-music-from-the-podcast-season-5
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245: Lop
Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11.
CREDITS:
Jamie Petronis as Matt
Cody Heath as Britches
Athan as Troy
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
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244: Harlequin
"Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when handled." PetMD
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243: Desert Hare
“With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.]
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242: Wooly
“Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.”
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241: Lionhead
"Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."
[WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS:
Ben Rowe as Felix
Fay Roberts as Samantha
Jessica Rowe as Sammie
David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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