News Of Our Demise

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Are you sick of politics and depressing world news bringing you down? These weird news stories, products and historical events will make you feel better about yourself in the same way Wal-Mart makes you feel hot by comparison. WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

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News Of Our Demise - Ep216 - Time With My Deerest
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#216
Yesterday at 7:49 PM

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:
- Waffle House the Final Frontier
- Kristi Noem About Them Titties
- Fryolator... No Fry Me Now!!
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep215 - Unarmed And Dangerous
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#215
08/06/2026

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:
- Flamingo To Go
- The Toe Hoe
- Try To Be Flatu-Lance Armstrong
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep214 - Some Things Aren't Food, China!!!!
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#214
03/25/2026

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:

- Trash Panda,The Ultimate Tweaker Wingman
- Co-Parenting With Skynet
- Pitching And Catching The Extreme Birthing Challenge

... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep213 - Flying Phallus Fiasco
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#213
02/07/2026

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:
- Making Pee Sexy
- Salmon Sperm Swimming Upstream
- Backdoor Whiff

... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep212 - If You Can Dodge A Wrench
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#212
11/03/2025

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:
- The Search Continues
- Paper Or Plastic

... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep211 - Killing One Man With One Bird
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#211
06/09/2025

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Moshpeeing
- Pucknuts
- Murder To Miniskirt Ban
... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep210 - Roaming Racism
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#210
04/15/2025

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- There’s Waldo
- Tamagotchi Tumor
- Penis Penmanship
... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep209 - Rattattapthatass
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#209
01/27/2025

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- No Drugs Here
- Can't Trust Big Meteorology
- Chips And Dip - Two Fingers
... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep208 - Dollar Tree Pollination
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#208
11/14/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Baby Craziest
- Roll Over Into A New Position
- Stripper Not Above Board As It Turns Out
... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep207 - Hell Mans Smells Weird
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#207
09/20/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Less Is More
- The Day The Music Got Regulated
- Punched In Then All The Way Out
... and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep206 - Forbidden Jesus Cookie
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#206
08/20/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Wu-Tang Is For The Children.... Who Can Afford It
- A Little Off The Top For Longevity
- You Get The AIDS You Pay For
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep205 - Amazon Delivery
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#205
06/22/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- B and E Stands Between You and Me
- Birds and The Bee's Class Felonies
- Zoom Zoom Zoom your Way to Jail
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep204 - Anus Blood First Aid Practice
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#204
05/17/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Build an Erection/Bear
- Diaper Spa
- The Handiest Man
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep203 - Damn It, Bob
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#203
04/13/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Conjoined Hands in Marriage
- Humpback and Humpfront
- He Has My Vote
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep202 - She Said NOOOoooo (feat. Eyenine)
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#202
03/15/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
Special Guest: Eyenine
In this episode:
- Hands-On Sex Ed
- Birth Canal Space Mountain
- Even Cows Can't Handle It
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep201 - But Can It Piss Blood? (feat. Eyenine)
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#201
02/22/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
Special Guest: Eyenine
In this episode:
- Harvesting Seed For Infertile Ground
- First Date Made Me Yelp
- Those Boots Are Made For Walking Out Of The Store
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep200 - 200? We're Really Still Doing This?
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#200
01/15/2024

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Stuffing the Stuffy
- I Stabbed You Because I Like Food
- Otter's Strike Back
- Jizzy Jewlery
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep199 - Mid-Flight Brown Out
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#199
11/21/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Professor Emeritus in Batman Studies
- Diet Mt Dew For Freedom
- The Jewelry of Creation
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep198 - Man's Worst Friend
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#198
09/24/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Have Cans Will Travel
- What Is This, A Handbag For Ants?
- Milk Thirst Trap
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep197 - Manatee Breaking And Entering
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#197
09/07/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- To Bear Witness
- Trader Joes Rock Collection, Get Em All
- Only Meat Beer For Me Please
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep196 - Screwed The Pooch
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#196
07/26/2023

[NOTE: This episode was cut off at 48min due to a corrupted audio stream - we apologize for the loss of the ending section]

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- DIY Guy
- Kitchen Confessional
- 2nd Hand Call Out
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep194 - Hawaii 5-No
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#195
06/27/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Knock Knock Knockin' On Coffin Door
- Designated Dog Driver
- Felony Fart

… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep194 - Hawaii 5-No
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#194
06/15/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Will You Be My Hostage?
- Indecent Proposal
- An Organ-Shifting Fart
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep193 - Off With Our Heads!!
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#193
05/20/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Mi Pillow Su Pillow
- One Star Hell Yelp Review
- The Only Way To Cruise
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep192 - Sesame Street Life
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#192
04/21/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- 911 Body Removal Service
- Homicide By Treats
- Penisless In Alabama
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep191 - Urinal Pan-Caked
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#191
04/01/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Syphilitic Whore... Babies
- And Eye For An Eye Done Wrong
- The God Delusion
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep190 - Cosby Mixology Tour
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#190
02/23/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- World War, One In The Butt
- China's Tit Offensive
- Rudderless Life
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep189 - Jump Rope Nope
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#189
01/27/2023

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- George Santos... If That Is Your Real Name
- Urn-ing For A Butt Plug
- Victoria Vermin Secret
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep188 - Operation Yuk-Mouth
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#188
12/22/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Single The Ply Double The Problems
- Cleanliness Makes Him Meet His Godliness
- Florida Man Story... Again...
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep187 - Anal-yzing Chess
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#187
12/08/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Beyond Cannabalism
- Trading in Pig Semen Futures
- Biden"s Public Seance
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep186 - Horny Military Intelligence
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#186
10/27/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Staring Into The Void, Of An Empty Club
- Uncommited To The Cause
- Tainted Fashion Sense
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep185 - Urethra Franklin
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#185
10/14/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Blue Balls Jays Game
- Salty Flesh Straw
- Jerk Off The Lights On
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep184 - To Camel Or Not To Camel
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#184
09/22/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Bladder Battle
- The Bigfoot Defense
- Pushin Nuts
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep183 - HPV, The Human Payout Virus
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#183
08/01/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:
- I Claim These Wet Wipes For Spain
- Baby On Board... Kinda
- Really Florida.... Snails Now?
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep182 - The Bad Samaritan
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#182
07/06/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

In this episode:
- GPS = Garage Positioning System
- Outbreak Of Excuses
- Monkey Meth
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep181 - Cereal Offender
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#181
06/21/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

(Gary and Scott are back in-studio!)
In this episode:
- Grand-children Larceny
- Saving The World One Penis At a Time
- Dig One Grave, Get One Free
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep180 - No Post Mortem Boredom
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#180
06/01/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase

(Gary and Scott are back in-studio!)
In this episode:
- Confused Hatchet Man
- Dusty Rapture
- The Eye Test
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep179 - Furry Fury
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#178
04/22/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
(Gary and Scott are back in-studio!)

In this episode:
- Etiquette Brushed Aside
- Frozen Whore Hut
- Chick Pea Pie
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep178 - White Love Mud Facial
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#178
03/17/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
(Gary and Scott are back in-studio! Also Gary buros a lot on this one)
In this episode:
- Pokemon Go Home You're Fired
- Widest Spread Election Fraud
- I Need To Be Changed.... Into A Better Person
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.


News Of Our Demise - Ep177 - Take Me To The Gallows
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#176
01/27/2022

Hosts: Gary Faucette, Scott David Chase
In this episode:
- Not Monkeying Around
- How Many Humps Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Camel?
- Abridged
… and more

WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.