Mai Morning Crew
FULL SHOW - DID ANYONE HAVE JAMOA JAM AT THEIR WEDDING š°š¤µ
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBotsāĀ Tegs had a holy shit I'm 30 moment. Is Sione the only person who had Knowing You by Jamoa Jam at their wedding? Tegs just cracked 200 days in a row on Duolingo! So we tested her Spanish.Ā IRD is open for feedback at the moment and Nickson is drafting up an email. The top 5 lunchbox snacks when we were kids, and checking out what kids these days get. How do you know an islander manages a retail store?FULL SHOW - HEAVEN'S HOTTEST COLLABS šļø
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āRonsāĀ Storme thinks he has a celebrity doppelganger. Tegs fully misread the room, twice. We talk through heaven's hottest collabs and the artists we gotta enjoy while they're here.Ā Tegs had a million dollar app idea that she never got going. What's your gameday superstition? A new personality type just dropped.FULL SHOW - WHO'S LIVING DANGEROUSLY RN ā ļø
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āDollsāĀ The Taniwhas have dropped a banger after their big Ranfurly Shield win. Why Storme is going to hell. Brayden got an apology from The Rock.Ā What's something you thought only happened in movies? Shay had her car stolen by a workmate. Test running out What Dat Car game. A tribute to the great Dolly Parton!FULL SHOW - IS IT TIME FOR SIRENS TO DIVERSIFY? šŗ
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āCardsāĀ Would you rather eat with a fussy eater or someone that forgets their wallet? We go through restaurants that you miss more than your ex. Are sirens the problem, or do they just need a better catalogue? Tegan's boyfriend thought she was a man.ĀFULL SHOW - STORME HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT š£ļøš
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āOnesāĀ Tegs has some ways to increase your gains. When were you caught with your undies showing? Tegs forgot to charge her hearing aids. Nickson blows out candles like a 5 year old.Ā After the big Wahs win, Storme is ready to declare three words he's been holding back all year. Does Nickson's dad love Storme more than him? A little bit of PB celebration!FULL SHOW - THE COCONUT CREAM TEST š„„
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks ācamsāĀ Nickson had an awkward moment at the Rockshop We test what coconut cream is best We pose the ultimate Wahs vs All Blacks question Tegan manifested her whole life. The big backs BBQ nemesis Low carb objects Vici-Rose Green on the show!Thanks for having me today team! Producer Cam
FULL SHOW - OUI OUI BAGUETTE š·š„
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āCansā Wanna know the dark side of your starsigns? Teganās reading you to filth. Nicksonās convinced no one has ever legitimately found love at the gym without playing up. Whatās your go to order from your local? Nickson gives us a live wine tasting on air. Listener Mosese gives us a new game to play! Storme is a MÄori that ice skatesā¦ How are you unconventional in your culture? W...FULL IV & PERFORMANCE - JORDYN WITH A WHY & HOPE š¤
The most incredible cover of Olivia Dean - A Couple of Minutes, featuring Te Reo MÄori š«¶
FULL SHOW - NGÄTI TE ATATUš¤
Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks ācourtsāĀ Tegs did something that felt illegal but technically wasnātĀ Strome has an out the gate hobby, we asked you to tell us your hobby & we would guess your nationalityĀ Fashion week is onnnn and Tegs said the wrong word at the wrong time (oops)Ā Kurt from Chorus gets grilled by NicksonĀ Which culture do you subscribe to the most?ĀShot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison
FULL SHOW - WHERE THE WAHS FANS AT? š
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āClothesā. A workmate found love at the gym, who do you need to thank for love? Palagi Playtime is back, this time Producer Arun took Nickson winetasting. You on a slimdown but struggling to find low cal food at the airport? Tegs has got you. Which job has the most Wahs fans? Nicksonās job in his family is the ticketmaster guyā¦ Whatās the job in your family? Teganās out here falli...FULL SHOW - T-MONEY HAS GONE DOWN HILL š¬
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āHorsesā. Richard Kahui joins us to talk about The Classics taking on Brazil. What are you hiding from your trainer? Storme reckons heās nailed the song to kick off the MÄori kickons. Producer T-Money was playing silly games at a concert last week. Facebook Marketplace messages are getting a little out of hand. What would be in your hometown hype reel? We talk to Mils Muliaina about his darts performan...FULL SHOW - PRE COOKED SAUSAGE PARTY š
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āCOUNTSā Martin Devlin reveals his past life as a pro squash player. Mecca is doing the most looking out for the boyfriends who get dragged in store. Nickson is riding his BMX to feel young againā¦Ā What are you doing to keep yourself young? Tofiga Fepuleaāi joins us on the show to talk about his new tour āFresh Since Ages agoā. This girl was listening to Dragons & Demons by The Herbs. Wh...FULL SHOW - A MICK FLICK š«
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āChrisāsā Is your iMessage turned on? Tegs used Trident coconut cream when making Oka, BLASPHEMY!!! Do you have the HEARTIEST MÄori name? Whatās the female version of a dap? Turnās out kutus is content gold so weāre running it back today!! Tell us your kutu remedies. Nicksonās wife Sarah booked out the whole of chipmunks for an hour so his son Atoa could have the whole pla...FULL SHOW - THE KUTU KING šŖ³
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBowlsā. Tegan has some tips on how to end a conversation. Nickson wants to know who was your athlete crush growing up? Stormeās 31 year old mate has kutus, whoās the oldest person out there with kutus? Tegan has some tips on how to not get hungover. Nickson needed a drink in the wrong place at the wrong time. Storme has an update on the āBig Brown Slim Downā We get Nate & Ran...FULL SHOW - RETIREMENT VILLAGE OF THE FUTURE š§
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBearsā. Nicksonās been hanging out with kids fixing bikes? Teganās Tips: Unconventional icebreakers. We bust out some DJ Sir-vere puns. What is the best thing about your local pub? What does the retirement village of the future look like? Where canāt you take your parents? How are you splitting the bill with your mates?Thanks for listening ya mongrels! Lots of love Producer Arun, Producer A-aron, Producer Alonaa, Prod...
FULL SHOW - STORME'S FLASHING PEOPLE AGAIN š¤
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āEyesā. Shay from the Mai Home Run needs to relax, Nickson found out about an interaction she had with a listenerā¦ Storme accidentally flashed someone, when did someone see your bits? Nickson was bribed with 2 beers to become a Wahs supporter. What have you been bribed with? Turns out Storme is a gun at karaoke, so we put him to the test to see how good he really isā¦ We announce the winner...FULL SHOW - LIVE FROM HOKITIKA šļøāļø
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Tegs, Storme, Arun and Arju are live from Hokitika this morning!Ā Thatās RANK - Doctors editionĀ Martin Devlin the legend gives us the sporting update ahead of a packed weekendĀ Stromey had to do year 14, did anyone else out there have to?Ā What happened in your hometown to make it abit yuckĀ If Nickson were a townā¦ he would be ā¦Ā The NUMBERS GAME - Nicksonās turn to guess the numberĀ Everyone has a story that starts off with āthis one time in the south islan...FULL SHOW - ATOA SAID HIS FIRST WORD š¶
Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:
I think I made the quiz questions way too long today (oops)Ā Thatās RANK - Ice - in honor of going down to a glacier for Tegs bdayĀ Paddy Gower brings peptides into studioĀ Everyone remembers the name of the fastest kid at schoolĀ Nickson has a real boomer take about a store he visited recently Maia Roos the legend on the show this morning!Ā Atoa has spoken his first word and it is not surprising that it is something that his father saysĀ Menā¦what...FULL SHOW - GRAB ME A BAG OF PUNS?! š
Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks acronyms Tegs birthday is the gift that keeps on giving, what do you want to win?Ā If your name was associated with a business, what would it be?Ā Tegs had glandular fever & it got her out of sports at school.Ā Someone on the show has been invited to golfĀ LOST THE PLOT, running it back again.Ā The world is full of sad headlines atm, Nickson (of all people) brings happy news to the tableĀ We are starting rumours to keep a T...FULL SHOW - NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BIG BACK! šæ
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nicksonās on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBugsā. Tegs got into the dumbest argument with her partner Baylee. We play āThe Foley Gameā! We tell the story, you make the SFX. Tegan asks the boys some fun relationship questions. What do you wanna win for Teganās bday? Tegs did something that felt chubby, but actually isnātā¦ Weāre making the album āNow Thatās What I Call Big...FULL SHOW - IS IT BECAUSE WE'RE BROWN?! š¤
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āQuestionsā. Where do you think Tegās heard this Bob Marley track? When did you miss out on greatness? Did you ever have to ask yourself the question āIs it because weāre brownā?! Manu Vatuvei joins us to talk about his upcoming fight with Rene Ranger. āLost the Plotā a game where you guess the movie off a poorly explained plot. Why did Tegs get ripped out for her food order? Where is th...FULL SHOW - WHAT KIND OF MÄORI ARE YOU? š
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nicksonās on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āHairā. Tegan had an awkward interaction with someone who pretended they didnāt know herā¦ Storme reveals his journey at the team all you can eat buffetā¦ We try out our best Texan accents. What smells remind you of your grandparents? Teeks is on the show to talk about his track āMy Boyā. If Zoe Hobbs is the fastest MÄori...FULL SHOW - YOU THINK I'M BETTER THAN YOU šāāļø
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nicksonās on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks ākisses.ā Tegan has a read on people who think theyāre better than you. Storme wants to know about your hottest smooch. Tegan HATES banana splits, what food do you think is propaganda? How would you spell your fart? 5 Reasons youāre gonna age well. Weāve come up with Tegan Bingo! A way for you to win while sheā...FULL SHOW - WHAT ANNOYS YOUR INNER BIG BACK? š”
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today. Nicksonās on leave at the moment so it might sound a lil different:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āChairsā. Tegan has other ways for you to say āngÄ mihiā. Storme signed his rugby boots and gave them away to some kids at the classics. Whatās the random thing you have signed at home? How do you trick your kids? Stormeās on the lookout for someone's rÄwana bug! Tegan has a quote that will change your p...FULL SHOW - CHE FU? MORE LIKE CHE BREW š»
Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! No Nickson this week so the show will sound a lil different. Here's what you missed on the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks beans. Storme got to experience deaf Tegs on our trip to Gizzy. Nickson and Storme need to start reading brochures for retirement homes. We all wore our PJs on our work trip and it was wholesome as. Whatās the wholesome thing you do with your mates? Che Fu came through to talk about 25 years of The Navigator and the tour to celebrate! Off the back of our...SPECIAL - LAURIE DALEY UNCUT INTERVIEW šµš
We got to cut it up with the legend that is LAURIE DALEY! We talked about:
The upcoming State of O game at Eden Park, and what time it will be broadcast š Where he's gonna take the boys when they're in NZ. Why you should be supporting NSW.PLUS HEAPS MORE! Enjoy whÄnau xx
FULL SHOW - Live from Gizzy for the Classics! š
Back in Storme's hometown, we come to you live from Gizzy! Nickson has many hot takes, Tegs reminisces on some R&V mems. Catch Storme and Nickson reffing Poverty Bay vs The Classics on July 24!
FULL SHOW - NICKSON THE FINANCIAL ADVISOR š°
Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:
Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āGhostsā Nickson brought in some hella spicy chips for us to try and holy hecka I would not wanna be out toilets tomorrow. What sorta ridiculousness are you getting up to when youāre bored? What is the worst message to receive before payday? Jorja Miller joins us to talk about being resigned to 2029! Mai FM legend & OG Robbie Rakete comes through to share his embarrassing experience at a tangiā¦ Who from the Mai whÄnau has the most siblings? C...FULL SHOW - TEGS TURNS 30 šš
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Itās Teganās birthday! There lots of surprises in the show today, so enjoy! Thatās RANK! Storme ranks eggs in honor of Tegs and her love of eggs. Nicksonās Mum doesnāt like her new garage door because it looks too much like a garage doorā¦ Edsā toenails are something elseā¦ How did you lose your toenail? Why do you need to apologise to your parents? Tegs had an interesting healing sessionā¦ We surprise Tegs with a korowai for her 30th birthday! Itās w...FULL SHOW - STORME LOST HIS SH*T! š¤¬
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Thatās RANK! Storme ranks the best boats of all time. Nicksonās son Atoa LOVES a pÄkehÄ. Some old lady squished Nicksonās nutsā¦ What do your oldies get away with? Tegs did her first ever run club. Stormeās finally lost his coolā¦ Nicksonās wife Sarah keeps getting mistaken for a celeb. What are the best compliments to receive as a MÄori? Teganās got a great hack for chicken nuggets.Thanks for listenin...
FULL SHOW - WE'RE THE OFFICIAL TOUCH JUDGES FOR THE CLASSICS š
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās Rank! Storme ranks the best masks. We try and do our best James Brown scream. Where is the best buffet in NZ? Storme has made it! Heās on a festival lineup with TIMBALAND!! Tamatha Paul is in Wales right now and found out the lore behind Teganās last name. Stormeās wife Lanai kept him up last night playing Love Island out loudā¦ What are the noises your partner makes that pisses you off? We ta...FULL SHOW - STORME PIMPS YOUR RIDE! š
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Thatās Rank! Storme ranks minor inconveniences. Roger Tuivasa-Sheck joins us to talk about his new job at Sky! Teganās Tips: How to look after your clothes. The outdoor MÄori game has changedā¦ Itās no longer Rugbyā¦ Nickson upgraded Sarah to the āMagic Circleā at Meccaā¦ What would you be in the Magic Circle of? Teganās got some dirty tricks for you. Whatās your favourite thing? Weāre gonna pimp your ride! When did you change you...FULL SHOW - MAI COMMUNITY DAY
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If ya don't know now ya know! Tegans last week in her 20's eekkk What's the oldest thing in your pantry Signs your getting a hongiĀ who got into a vending machine fight Why's your marae meke?Ā
Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison
FULL SHOW - CEO OF NZ MUSCLE ON THE SHOW š¬
Ehhh kia ora my dawgs! Here's what you missed on the show today:
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Teganās friends are trying to convince her to turn up to her party late. What was your first or most memorable haka like? What are your intentions for Matariki this year? Weāre still after a 16th man for the Classics, could it be you? The new CEO of NZ Muscle Dave Letele joins us on the show. Storme may or may have not embarrassed himself in front of the All Blacks. Arun is taking credit for our workā¦ What name screams theyād...FULL SHOW - MR NO BOLOS NICKSON āļøš„
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different:
Storme reveals his mistakes from MCing a Matariki event in Stormeās Diary. Nickson finally got the snip, find out why he passed out duringā¦ Tegan shared Tim Tams with her Dad over the weekend, whatās a moment youāre trying to hold onto? Storme ran outta butter and it turned him into the Polynesian Hulk. What would turn you into the hulk? Teganās friends ar...FULL SHOW - ASHANTI JOINS US ON THE SHOW āØ
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different:
Storme mixes up Stormeās Diary by doing a show and tell. If Tegan is stressed, look for these signs. Nickson reveals his worst fear. Hera wins a $5,000 travel voucher thanks to Disneyās Moana! Storme is playing silly games at his local pubā¦ Storme reckons he can get any MÄori to sing with these songsā¦ The R&B queen that is Ashanti joins us on the sh...FULL SHOW - GHETTO PIGEONS šļøš«
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different:
Storme outs his mate Manaia for not paying his tab in Stormeās Diary. Tegan forgot to invite someone very important to her 30thā¦ Where in Aotearoa has the most ghetto pigeons? What is the greatest Disney song of all time? (FYI this break will sound a little weird due to copyright issues). We talk to Stephen Donald AKA Beaver about the Classics vs Poverty Bay game...FULL SHOW - DAT CAR HAS BEEN GUESSED! š
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different:
Storme is taking over Fameās Diary, he tells us how he got a strange song request for his DJ set. Teganās got some reo for you to use in a heated argument. Nickson has to say mÄ te wÄ to his poro, give him a pep talk! Here at Mai we donāt have an awards wall, we have a āwall of almosts.ā Turns out the pige...FULL SHOW - BAMBOOZLE THE BROWNS š¤
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today:
Fame talks about how he had to man up in Fameās Diary. Tegan wants to tell everyone to SHUT IT PLAESE! Last week we āpuzzled the palagiā with Producer Arun, now he wants toĀ ābamboozle the brownsā! We need a 16th man for the NZ Classics, do you have what it takes? WHAT DAT CAR! Arun has a new clueā¦ Tegan is getting roasted for using a green highlighter. Nickson and Arun had the most wholesome weekends, can...FULL SHOW - WHAT THE HELL IS A NEIL GUN?! ā°ļø
Kia ora e te ball bags! Producer Arun here putting together all the best bits you missed from the show today, FYI no Fame today so it might sound a lil different:
What are the WORST things to do when youāre hungover? Nickson had the most awkward phone call about his vasectomy. Whatās the difference between crescents, streets, drives etc? What the hell is a āneil gunā?! We roast our digi girl Arju. WHAT DAT CAR IS GETTING CLOSE! Producer Alonaa has some more clues! I think weāre gonna make this Mai athletics day happen! Does Tegs...