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Look Out For Lesbian Drivers! š³ļøāš
Green Party MP Tamatha Paul steps up for the second round of Politi-Grill, We talk about the Trillionaire Thugs NFT documentary, introduce a new game 'What Limb Is In The Bin' and gather last-minute marathon advice for Tegan.
00:00:00 - The Pres: Relationship Milestones & Road Code Tests
25:35:00 - Trillionaire Thugs: Raniera Rewiri on the NFT Fall
46:40:00 - I'm Here, You're There: Calling Out The Opps
52:20:00 - What Limb Is In The Bin?
58:30:00 - Politi-Grill: Tamatha Paul Reps the Green Party
01:06:30 - Tegan's Final Half-Marathon Advice
01:15:50...
Are you missing a leg? š¦µ
ACT party representative Paul Henry steps up to the mic for the very first edition of Politi-Grill, the team wanna know what is the best part of the fish and chip shop, Tegan hunts for a brand new post-marathon personality, and should you tell someone if youāre missing a leg.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00:00 - The MMC Pres
00:02:45 - Having adult Asthma
00:15:00 - That's Rank: 'Paul'
00:22:15 - The Best Part of a Fish & Chip Shop
00:31:00 - Rhythm & Vines Gisborne: Getting Storme on the Lineup?
00:36:20 - Politi-Grill: Nickson Gr...
Nickson Got Arrested š®
EVERYONE IS BACK after a week of sickness! Nickson got arrested, Storme is up to Ally Activites again, St Pauls choir comes through to bless our ears and we find our MC for Party in the Pacific!
00:00 - Welcome to the MMC Pres!
06:00 - Full Crew Reunited & Arun's Sick Leave Activities
18:40 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know
23:10 - Pulled Over in Point Chev: Nickson's Ruined Ice Cream
33:55 - Why Storme Is Crowned the Ultimate Girls' Guy Ally
43:10 - St Paul's College Choir Performs the National...
Nickson The K-Road Hero š¦ø
J Cole Day Baby!!! We debate small acts of feminism, talk to all the Cook Island Islands ahead of their big match against the Kiwis, and Nickson the K-Road Hero.
00:00:00 - The Crew Are Back From Sick Leave!
00:03:00 - Kicking Out Hecklers
00:11:30 - Thatās Rank: Storme Ranks āJaysā
00:15:30 - Isaiac Tuala's Massive Lolly Lei Stash
00:18:48 - Small Acts of FeminismĀ
00:30:00 - The Unforgivable Flu: What We Missed This Week
00:39:30 - Uniting the Cook Islands
00:48:45 - Tegan's Half-Marathon Training & How Sheās CHEATING
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Shay has been removed from Quiz Master duties indefinitely...
Seems there was a super spreader at Olivia Dean's concert, now everyone is sick! Tegan, Storme, & Shay take you through for you Monday morning!
Shay takes a stab at Quiz Master, and immediately loses her title. An unlikely New Zealand icon bought Tegz Olivia Dean merch! The MMC are still on the hunt for the perfect hype man for Storme, in Fiji. Storme disrespects Tegz' couch Shay embarrasses herself at Olivia Dean
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Shay has been removed from Quiz Master duties indefinitely...
Seems there was a super spreader at Olivia Dean's concert, now everyone is sick! Tegan, Storme, & Shay take you through for you Monday morning! - Shay takes a stab at Quiz Master, and immediately loses her title. - An unlikely New Zealand icon bought Tegz Olivia Dean merch! - The MMC are still on the hunt for the perfect hype man for Storme, in Fiji. - Storme disrespects Tegz' couch - Shay embarrasses herself at Olivia Dean
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Nickson Shouldnāt Have Said Thisā¦. š¬
Nickson shares an awkward encounter at the vet while dropping off his dog Billy, the team breaks down childhood myths, Ucegang comes through and Shay comes to us live from Olivia Dean!
00:00:00 - Show Kickoff
00:08:52 - Breaking News: Mate Ma'a Tonga Renamed Tonga 13
00:11:33 - If You Donāt Know Now You Know Quiz
00:16:13 - Thatās Rank: Storme Ranks āRawā
00:21:31 - Nickson's Vet Story with Billy
00:26:22 - Unsolicited Advice: When Did I Ask?
00:33:36 - Make Dat NoiseĀ
00:36:14 - What Did You Believe as a Kid?
Powerband Scams, Group Chats & Fake Karakia š
Tegan and Storme reveal a 200-person international group chat dedicated to dirty habits, the stars of Inky Pinky Ponky 2 join us the studio, Storme gets thrown under the bus with Chris Hipkins and the silly games you play when you don't know the karakia...
00:00:18 - Welcome to the Show WhÄnau! 00:07:39 - If You Don't Know Now You Know Quiz 00:12:16 - That's Rank! Storme ranks "Caps" 00:16:15 - Inky Pinky Ponky 2: Amanaki & JP Studio Interview 00:23:10 - Group Chats: UFC (Ultimate Fart Club) & Beveragino 00:30:22 - Finding the Most Common Listener Name 00:33:57 - Pubtober: Heading to the Northcote Tavern 00:37:00 - Throwing S...Uncle Tem, Chopper Reid & Rocks šŖØ
Today Bailey turns down Temuera Morrison, Aussie comedy legend Chopper stops by, and send us a Rock!
Kia ora! Welcome to the Mai Morning Crew catch-up podcast with Tegan, Storme, and Fame.
00:00 - Welcome to the show! 02:24 - Ultimate Fart Club & Catchup 08:02 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know Quiz 12:58 - That's Rank: Storme Ranks "Liv" 16:48 - Niue Pledge Your Allegance 19:43 - Best Part: The Shortland Street Theme Song 27:12 - Public Apology to Botany Town Centre 30:45 - MCing tips MC Romez 35:31 - Special Guest: Chopper Reid on 20 Years of Comedy 39:26 - Bailey Said NO to...Nickson Owes Money, Tikanga Police & Tradie Silly Games šØ
30 political billboards on ONE North Shore fence?! Tegan brings in the photo that's breaking the internet, tradies playing silly games on site. Plus, political reporter Tova O'Brien joins the studio ahead of the multi-leaders debate, and the team decks out their cars for the Rugby League World Cup!
00:00:18 - Show Kickoff, Dad Jokes & Morning Email Hacks 00:03:09 - Flatbush Primary Choir Sings with Stan Walker 00:08:00 - If You Don't Know, Now You Know 00:14:50 - That's Rank: Cans 00:19:27 - Nickson's TaupÅ Audi Racetrack Dilemma 00:23:41 - Daikyn Calls Out Nickson for Not Paying Him 00:25:44 - The Election Billboards are Getting Out O...BMX Midlife Crisis, Who Needs A Kick Up The Ass & Unsolicited Feedback š²
Shay gets caught stealing dessert forks and Eden Park grass, Nickson defends riding his BMX as a 41 year old and we take on some unsolicited advice...
Kia ora e te ball bags! The crew break down their weekend at the All Blacks game in the corporate box - including Clint Roberts doing headstands in front of Sir Richie McCaw, Shayās kleptomaniac tendencies with Eden Park's turf and dessert forks, and Nickson addressing the messages about his 41-year-old BMX midlife crisis. Plus, the team reacts to Tana Umagaās legendary halftime spraying and takes calls on "I'm Tell...
K-Road Dramas, Pubtober & We Know What You Did Brady... š»
A massive Friday ep as a wild K-Road Mobil incident unfolds, the crew debates who the fittest radio show is, and we call out office dickhead behavior. Plus, kicking off Pubtober!
00:00 - Kia Ora & Friday Kickoff 01:28 - Wild Drama at K-Road Mobil 03:23 - Post-Movie Run & Fittest Radio Show Debate 08:43 - Quiz: If You Don't Know, Now You Know 13:17 - Let's Rank: Pub Phrases & Trivia 17:06 - You're a Dickhead at Work If... 23:33 - Rugby League World Cup & Flag Etiquette 27:17 - How Do You Know a Samoan's Been to Your House? 38:25 - Pubtober Kickoff: Point Chev Bowls Club 41:39 - The...FULL SHOW - EVERYTHING SHOWERS? šæ
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āShellā. Whatās an everything shower?? Teganās partner Baylee thought Gingivitis was a name for people with red hair. When did you use the wrong word at the wrong time? Iām here, and youāre there! Letās get petty. The phrase you shouldnāt use when asking for a payrise. Storme is now a food journo! Whatās the dead giveaway youāre a big back? Potatoes in different fonts? What...FULL SHOW - NAME & SHAME YOUR PARTNER š¤
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Teganās friend has been casting spellsā¦ Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āTameā. Where are the worst behaved kids in Aotearoa? Have you ever beaten a professional athlete at something? What do you need a peptide for? How soon have you had babies back to back? Whatās the best part of The Lion King? Who hasnāt taken you on a date in ages? Ian Jones joins us to talk about the Bledisloe Cup!Thanks for lis...
FULL SHOW - TEGAN HAD TO CHANGE HER PANTSā¦ š
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Storme has his take on the best utensil. Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āGreenā. Nickson is playing silly games on the Mai Morning Crew Instaā¦ Nicksonās Dad makes a MEAN muffin. Whatās your Dadās greatest skill? Do you lose mana for doing a haka with an apple watch? Have you ever had a one outs with your inlaws? We wanna visit your local pub! Who are you voting for Mai whanau?? Tegan had the worst star...FULL SHOW - STORME THE BLUES PLAYER š
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Tegs did the most at Nicksonās sausage sizzleā¦ Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āChicksā. Storme got confused for a Blues playerā¦ Nickson has a new skill that doesnāt get enough love. Whatās your skill that doesnāt get enough love? Iām telling your Mum! Who needs to get told on from the weekend? Tegs has still got it guys, she got mistaken for being 19! Nickson gets his mates on the phone to see whose been playi...FULL SHOW - KARAOKE FRIDAY IS BACK! š¤
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Are you still in your TXT 2000 relationship? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBlueā. Any Wahs fans going to the final still? Desch from the Mai Hot 20 is in a movie! Tell us about your famous mate? Do you have a naughty Nana? What silly games have you been up to? Producer Arun calls out the Morning Crew on their bad behaviour from the week in The Court Session. Karaoke Friday is BACK! Olivia Dean Edition. Texts that m...FULL SHOW - NICKSONāS HR MEETING š
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Tegan had a mare with her Milkrun order. Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBobsā. We had the best time at the Chorus Fibre Lab! We play the worlds most dangerous radio game. Iām here, and youāre there! It gets petty todayā¦ Tegan realised what itās like going on a field trip with 2 ADHD people. We get an update on Nicksonās HR meetingā¦ What was the ridiculous reason you got sent to HR? Turns out Tegan ca...FULL SHOW - NICKSON IS LEGIT GOING TO HR š±
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We go through some of the comments on our Hyrox video. Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āGeoffsā. Who cracked a joke when you were at your lowest? Storme needs some new hobbies, so Tegs suggests a few for him. What is the best part of the bakery? Nickson is doing a sausage sizzle this weekend. Tegan has the gift of nagging, so we get her to nag your partners for you. We talk to the Hauraki Breakfast show about stealing one of their s...FULL SHOW - BROOM OR VACUUM? š§¹
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Is Tat South the most respectable suburb in TÄmaki Makaurau? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āAirā. Year Three Times: What are the best songs to come out of 1996? Nickson has started following people on Insta. What are the signs the world is healing? What Dat Suburb?! Whatās the weird thing youāve seen in your suburb? Tegan has the hardest āWould you ratherā. We reveal how we went in the Hyrox Challenge. Did we kaka our pants? Whatās the tooth fairy paying...FULL SHOW - STORME AND HIS NAUGHTY TOYS š
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Storme was papped queuing up for naughty things at Chemist Warehouseā¦ Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āAussieā. We need to get Storme some new hobbies. Wahs fans, what did you do this weekend? Storme got shamed at a shared lunchā¦ Tegs needed to get some new running shorts, and the audacity of some peopleā¦. Storme finished his 8 week challenge, and he celebrated by eating everything he could. Weāre gonna try and do a hyrox without pooping our pa...FULL SHOW - THINK SKINNY THOUGHTS š¤
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Any one hit wonders wanna play the NFL final? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āMetaā. We talk to Black Fern Veisinia Mahutariki-Fakalelu about their next game against England this weekend. What do you wanna do when you get skinny? Today is the most common day for birthdays in NZ. The Mai Morning Crew Court Sesh. We find out if Storme can actually determine different stores by his sense of smellā¦ What are the work things keeping you up a...FULL SHOW - NICKSON HAS BEEN CAUGHT WITH HIS BURNER! š„
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How much weight did you put on after your 8 week challenge? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āWeightā. Cooper Smith ran 250km straight to raise money for I am hope, so we get him on to talk about this massive feat! What ruined your name? Iām here & youāre there! Storme has another go at being the human calorie counter, this time with Twisties. We try out a rap challenge. Storme reckons he can identify stores just by the smell of them. What do you...FULL SHOW - STORME LOST 12KGS!!! šŖš½
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Nickson gets deep and shares his feelings. Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āKenā. Uso vs Bro vs Toko vs Kill vs Mate. Whatās the best? What has someone said out loud that made you go āwoah woah woah?!ā Your go to bunking spots at high school. Channing Tatum has a burner account, do you have one? Taylor Serage joins us to talk about Max vs 100 with Red Bull. Storme gets his final weigh in for the big brow...FULL SHOW - SAMOAN LION KING š¦
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Itās been 48 hours since the Wahs loss, how we all feeling whÄnau? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBirdsā. Nicksonās son Atoa celebrated his first birthday yesterday, and he went to the BOUJEEST place for his bday lunchā¦ How many NZ reps listen to us? What dat suburb! You tell us an out the gate story, we try and guess what suburb it happened in. What would Beauty & The Beast look like if it was set in NZ? What would The Lion King...FULL SHOW - KONNICHIWA STORMESAN! š
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If no one likes talking to you, Tegan has some tips. Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBallsā. Look, we know the Wahs lostā¦ So weāre opening up the āWah Wah Lineā every hour so you can have a wah. Tegs successfully split the G! What are you adding to your CV? Storme got left out to dry when he was MCing the tennis. Iām telling your Mum! Who do you need to tell on from the weekend...FULL SHOW - WHO ARE THE LSB? ā¤ļø
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What would you remove from human existence? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āKingsā. We talk to Mia Anderson from the Black Ferns about their game this weekend. Are you over 30, have no kids but still have milo? You better not talk about my hairlineā¦ Nickson canāt stand the smell of fake tan. Whatās the smell that triggers you? Mike from Rebel Souljahz joins us on the show to talk about Kingston Calling. Who tf are the LSBs...FULL SHOW - DAMN YOU UGLY! š§
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Someone is walking around Aotearoa not knowing theyāre the smartest person in this countryā¦ Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āHarpsā. Whoās the uncle that is not really your uncle? Harry Potter out of context to bamboozle Nickson. Iām here, and youāre there! Itās SAVAGE today. Storme has a motivational poem for the Knights ahead of their game against the Wahs this weekend. Have your parents ever called out your partner for being too ugly? Wh...FULL SHOW - TAUMATAWHAKATANGIHANGAKOAUAUOTAMATEATURIPUKAKAPIKIMAUNGAHORONUKUPOKAIWHENUAKITANATAHU š
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Judge Judy is retiring! Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āFishā. Have you ever had to fight for your love like Akon? We try and learn the longest place name in Aotearoa Whatās a product that is all sheeiiiit? We talk to Riana Te Ngahue about enrolling to vote. We read out some feedback about the new CRL line. Anyone else faking a 5am run to avoid an awkward morning with a 1 night stand. What is the best...FULL SHOW - WHO DRIVES A COUCH DOWN THE ROAD? šļø
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New Yorkers are spending too much money on OnlyFansā¦ Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āReoā. Nickson and his Wife have started day drinking now their son is at school. Storme LOVES a Tiny Desk performance, and the combos of them. Whatās your heavenly combo? What dat suburb! Someone is driving a couch down the road. 5 situations you need to see someone in before dating them. Stormeās body is giving āComputer Serverā, what is your body giving? Sto...FULL SHOW - NICKSONS BACK!!! š
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Tegan has reached a new level of lazyā¦ Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āLossesā. Storme was meant to do content at the Wahs game over the weekend. Lets just say the content consisted of adult fantasā¦ Men are happier when they date younger women? Nicksonās poppa sadly passed away, but before he died he was waiting on someoneā¦ Iām telling your Mum! Who needs to be told off from the weekend?? Tegs went to PakānSave for th...FULL SHOW - MMC VS TAYLOR SERAGE š
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Tegs has got some kupu MÄori for you to use next week. Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āTrainsā. Are you above average when it comes to kissing? Storme has a new game āFollow the Scriptā! Who was your 2000s crush? We talk about the new iPhone Duo and how weāll never afford itā¦ Share you Wahs gameday experienceā¦ PAINT THE PICTURE! Taylor Serage will be versing THE Max Verstappen in the Red Bull Max vs 100! So we see...FULL SHOW - STORME EATS OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD AT RESTAURANTS š«Ø
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks PHONEĀ If youāre a parent, Tegs has a hack for you to tryĀ The new iphone just got uncoveredā¦ what are we thinking about it?Ā Storme is being reported to the PARU POLICE. Aināt no way heās doing this at restaurantsĀ Iām here, youāre thereĀ Shay doesnāt believe in closureā¦Ā Which flav of Raro was the best? Asking the hard hitting questions this morningĀ Tegs is a changes guy, she walking around Ben10 right now and...FULL SHOW - STORMEY BUM IS ONE OF THE GIRLIES NOW š
Kia ora to the Darlings! Prod. Shay coming through to deliver you your podcast. Much love ā¤ļø
- Shay wants to know what we're doing about GTA 6!?
- Women are trading in their dating 'norms' to invest more in an emotional platonic friendship.Ā
- Shay has oversold herself, and she can't escape the inevitable.Ā
- Storme took 'Mr. Think-About-It' to get boil-up ingredients.Ā
- Storme is morphing into the girlies the more he's with Tegz & Prod. Shay.Ā
- Sleep for dinner?Ā
- The WAH's just gained another fan! (s/o to Tracey...
FULL SHOW - GEEKS FLY YOUR FLAG š¤āļø
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Tegs has got some healthy relationship tips for ya! Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āPoliceā How are you cooking up your boilup? What do you have that everyone wants but youāve had enough of? You only have to pay $350 a month for rent, but you live in a retirement villageā¦ Are you taking the cheap rent? What would be on your suburbs flag? Shay has a PSA for sperm donorsā¦ Storme reveals what dat sound is! My partn...FULL SHOW - IS THE SKYTOWER A SKINNY GURRRLL? š¤
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Why canāt we let Tegs suffer in silence? Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āLesāā You get $200mill, but your sis goes to jail for 12 monthsā¦ What you doing?? Storme canāt give massages, what canāt you do and why? Tegan tries to name all 50 US states, can she do it? Anyone you need to tell on from the weekend? Itās time to TELL THEIR MUM! Do we think the Skytower is āfull fatā or ālow carbā? Itās Te...FULL SHOW - THE FIRST MMC COURT SESSION āļøāš®āāļø
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āBirdsā Ray & Eden from the brand new True Love on the show for a yarnĀ Fathers Day is this Sunday, what reminds you of your Dad? Randy was supposed to cook for a client video yesterday and he wasnāt very good at itā¦why are you single?Ā The very first MMC COURT SESSION!!!!Ā We create a nickname for anyone called EugeneĀ Big back mathsĀ How to know if you are in the wrong careerĀĀ
Shot for listeni...
FULL SHOW - WE FLEW A PLANE!!! āļø
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āHouseā Stormeās wife received the strangest compliment from her doctor. Bars in songs that go HARD for no reason! How are you picking up people? Iām here, youāre there IS BACK! The director of Lomu - Vea Mafileāo joins us on the show! Stormeās wife was a little too shy to ask for help after she hurt herself, and honestly fair enough. We attempt the flyover from the South A...FULL SHOW - STEALING ALL OF NICKSON'S CONTENT š
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āStansā What is the most common teacher gift?Ā All Gen Zās are taking more sick days than other generations (can confirm this as a Gen Z)Ā Which movie do you know 99%? Storme brings a very suss sound to the showā¦you have to guess what it isĀ Ladiesā¦what are we blaming on our period?Ā A security guard is playing silly games with a cucumberĀĀ
Shot for listening, From Eds AKA Eric AKA Edith AKA Eddison<...
FULL SHOW - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? š¤
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Thatās RANK! Today Storme ranks āFathersā Tegan has some hopeful math for you. We talk to Brady Rush about the Northland Taniwhas win to retain the Ranfurly shield. Whatās the biggest thing youāve won? What dat suburb is back! How much should you gift at a wedding? Teganās running photo got her back on her haerenga. What room were you not expected to be in? Some childrenās shows have some interesting real life implicati...