Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
It’s the best clip of that day's show.. or maybe the crappiest and it changes every weekday.
WEARING UNDIES
A woman says to test your boyfriend ask him to wear the undies.
KEEPING OLD NUDES
Is it normal for guys to keep old nudes like they are gifts?
JUST TAKE IT
A man is wondering why is wife won't have sex with him and Nard says something outrageous.
BIRTH PHOTOS
Billy is reminded about how disgusting Nard is with the photos he has of his son being born.
BABY FEVER
A listener reached out to Billy about something Nard said, so the guys try to help understand Nard.
FART ON SOMEONE
Fart Friday! Time to rip ass to the people who pissed you off this week.
NICE GUYS
Are women wanting more nice guys or still for bad boys?
DEREK CALLS OUT NARD
It turns out that the thing holding Nard back from being great on the show is Derek.
NAKED MAN
Do women like to see their man naked?
HOT OR MID
Would guys rather have a mid woman who is good in bed or a hot one who sucks?
GOOD BOY
Nard received some praise from the bosses that Chris had to shut down and Billy ask if men want to hear "good boy" from their woman?
BERT KREISCHER IN STUDIO
Billy has famous comedian Bert Kreischer live in studio!
GIVE A BABY
A woman says she doesn't like when a man says "I'm going to give you a baby".
BOOFING AGAIN
Billy plays a bit of audio that boofing is back and Derek takes some shots for it.
DEREK LOSES IT
A woman calls in about men having close relationships with other women, but this causes Derek to crash out over other things as well.
NARD GETS A SPANKING
Billy is talking sex positions and Nard takes an unnecessary shot at women so he earns a spanking.
TALKING ON PHONE
Nard explains a story about talking on the phone in public and fails to see how its a rude thing.
YEAH NO YEAH
These are the most used words by Nard, so Billy replaces him in the last segments with sound bites.
CHEAT ON WIFE
A woman explains what a man should really do is cheat on your wife.
WIG NARD VS NARD
After Nard wore a wig into a gym, Billy came up with a great game for Nard to play in, against himself.
NICK SWARDSON
We have special guest Nick Swardson in studio!
SMELLY SAUNA
Nard goes into a sauna fully clothed, Billy and Derek try to tell him that's not the normal thing to do.
TOY REPLACEMENT
If women aren't helping their man out sexually than maybe toys are the answer?
NARD SPEAKING
When Nard does talk on the show its his own language.
FEBREEZE COMMERCIAL
A Febreeze commercial calls out a dad for stinking up the bathroom. Billy is offended by this.
MILKING
An OnlyFans model wants to do a certain thing to her future man and Nard is lost
SEX SHOP SHOPPING
Is a way to spice up the relationship going to the sex shop together?
CARING ABOUT PERFORMANCE
Do women really care about how they perform in the bedroom or does it mean nothing, Nard debates it with Billy and Derek.
LONG TERM OR ONE NIGHT
Do guys want a long term relationship or just a one night stand?
NARD ARGUING
Ever have that one friend that just argues to argue? That's what Billy and Derek have to deal with when it comes to Nard.
NARD HATES THE SHOW
Nard tells Billy that there might have been some bad shows and Billy and Derek let him have it.
BUTTS OR BOOBS
Do guys want big butts or big boobs?
HOE FOR HUSBAND
A woman says that she is a hoe for her husband, but does every marriage have this?
BRINGING A PLATE
If a woman had a 10/10 guy, but he didn't bring her a plate at a cookout, would that be a problem?
MUSH MOUTH NARD
What else is new? Nard has no idea how to say words.
NUH UH NARD
Nard has now found a new phrase and it makes Billy crash out.
ARCH PHOTOS
Billy asks Derek if this woman is correct about peeing outside, then there is a new top photo to send your man to excite him, The Arch.
FLIES OR BIRDS
Billy plays a bit of audio from a woman who caught her man with an escort while pregnant. A woman makes fun of a man's picnic date idea and the guys talk about dealing with flies and birds in places to eat.
LIGHTS ON OR OFF
Do couples want to have sex with the lights on or off more?
EMO NIGHT
Nard called in sick one day last week, but he posted a video about what he was really doing, Billy and Derek confront him.