Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad
Sydney-based comedian My Cousin Vlad takes the microphone into the forest where the lone wolves roam, lick rivers and discuss modern society, catastropha trends, real estate, how to stay shredded and everything Audi.
Episode 98: The Chemist with 7 Investments
Vlad gets roped into spending a small mortgage at a Chemist who is the greatest salesperson on the planet, how life is a Boa Constrictor, advice for getting out of the corporate world, what he'd do with 3 x wishes, watching Serena Williams get beaten by an asian superstar and moving to France!
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Episode 97: Partying with Dimche & Drake
Drying off after a solid river licking, Vlad discusses the future of Trans Olympics, helps out a Vladiator that can't go left with his Mrs after they had a baby, should people have kids in this day and age, takes you through a standard Saturday night with Dimche and Drake, feeling down and out in a tough age and how to realise its all part of life.
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Episode 96: The Current Flex Culture
Vlad chats about his Mrs doing burnouts in the driveway, why TikTok is the worst place on earth, how to lick rivers, what attributes a good Mrs Pty Ltd, the catastropha Flex Culture & sticking close to your mates through hard times.
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Episode 95: Vladiators Ask | Vlad Answers
This week Vlad answers 7 x listeners questions, from Why coke is socially accepted, situations he nearly died, the Top 5 Self Help books, trusting your gut or your brain, how to change a negative mindset to a positive one, whether he would go back to making music again & why the world is boring right now. Plus a sneak peek into some of his songs.
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Episode 94: Euro Trip 2006 (Part 1)
Vlad flys back to 2006 to revisit the Europe Trip of a lifetime, early 20s with friends travelling to 15 countries, Vlad barely gets to stop number 2, so this is Part 1 of a long series of bedtime stories to fall asleep to, drive to and wrap to. People are gonna lose it! This episode covers: Preparation, let down, UK, Ireland & Amsterdam.
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Episode 93: Big D!ck Energy
Vlad retells the story of riding in an ambulance, miraculously making his sold out theatre show, how to pick up chicks and not be a fraud, where to find a decent partner, why he didn't love school & feeling big dick energy and how its the reason the culture is catastropha.
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Episode 92: Jump Out The Plane
Jump out the plane, take the leap of faith, make the change! Vlad talks about the election, Scott Morrison and his Mrs Pty Ltd in Hawaii, Politicians and the murky grey world they inhabit, navigating quarrelling w*gs and family feuds, daily gratitude for irreplaceable people in your life and how modern love is just making people not believe in love. Wrap!
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Episode 91: The Story of the Kmart Junkie
Don't we think we know it all? Vlad tells the true story of his Perth altercation at Kmart, speaks on the worst Uber drivers in Australia, sporting memories growing up, what he'd be doing if he didn't have a Mrs and kids, best advice he's recieved and how to avoid being surrounded by Catastrophas!
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Episode 90: The Future of Botoxed Men & Single Females
As the world turns, Vlad wonders whether 1990 was a better year than 2022, finks about what his children are gonna be like in the future, what is right or wrong about men getting botox, what makes a good person & living in a Godless world of know-it-alls.
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Episode 89: Me, Johnny Depp & The Fat Guy from New York
This week Vlad sends it about the Johnny Depp trial, batting off an algorithm, the modern Atheist movement, why its not what you know or who you know, eating rainbow trout in Macedonia, Elon Musk and the Twitter idiots, being blamed for his wife's tiredness & meeting Tim Dillon!
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Episode 88: The Sermon In The Audi
Happy Orthodox Easter, Vlad planes around how politics is not funny, tells stories about when he bought a Monaro when he was 21 and what it did to him, how to deal with friends that 'ghost' you, maintaining your w*gness amongst other & many other rabbit holes of wisdom from the sermon in the Audi.
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Episode 87: The Gut Instinct In The Forest of Catastropha
Breaking branches, kicking squirrels and ducking owls, Vlad navigates through the forest of catastropha with only a shredded gut. This week he rants on his weekend up the coast, what big mistakes he's made in life, how to tell your uncle to get stuffed and he still likes you, people that diss ya for just being you and why following that little voice can be the answer.
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Episode 86: Pumped Up Lips!
Walk with me, let me take your through the sights! Vlad rants on pumped up lips, the hit single, discusses passion and careers and breathing deep at work at 9:30am, why he doesn't want to get jabbed for going left, vasectomies and living a life of true gratitude.
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Episode 85: The Dopamine Rabbit Hole
Smashed through Vladelaide and back into the double brick furnace for a fierce slap at everything in his way, Vlad chats about putting his neck out going left with The Mrs, the loudest people in expensive restaurants, the fat muffin lady on Jetstar and the biggest epidemic of all time, the Dopamine thieves.
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Episode 84: The Long & Winding Road (to the Athenaeum Theatre)
Hot off a SOLD OUT Melbourne Theatre show to 800 Vladiators, Vlad walks you down the long and winding road of preparation, hypochondria and catastropha leading to the show, answers questions about controlling your Mrs Pty Ltd, following your hobbies & the best advice for his kids.
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Episode 83: People Have Lost It!
Whilst listening to a 94 year old play piano at David Jones, Vlad snaps about do-gooders and fake heroes, racism gangs, how the government is door knocking and putting sticks up your nose in W.A, how to keep humble, being better than your catastropha boss & whether people have lost it or not.
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Episode 82: The Belated Birthday Podcast
Every year survived is another year closer to becoming Immaculate. this week Vlad goes to a Location Wedding, spots some differences between African people and Eastern Block people, chats about his birthday and getting older, the challenges in becoming healthy, wealthy & wise, plus chats about the catastropha student he was and what happens when you become a husband.
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Episode 81: The Casino Catastropha
Vlad walks into the casino and finds out how catastropha it is, pictures a balanced world with Jimmy Camel, talks about not pushing Putin, disappointing his parents, whether to go to University or TAFE & what he wants to be remembered for.
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Episode 80: War! What Is It Good For!?
Living in wartime, Vlad spits his guesses on the Russians invading Ukraine, why paranoia and power don't mix, how to fit in being shredded and going left, reliving the best day of his life & what a typical Saturday night looked like in the old days!
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Episode 79: "You Have 549 New Messages"
Vlad gets 549 new messages and wonders why he's anxious? Having a chat about the Sydney Shark mauling, finding a way to forgive people, negotiating with the Mrs, why social media is like smoking cigarettes & finding a way to succeed in. the creative arts world.
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Episode 78: Wild Wog Wedding
Vlad recounts his cousins wedding, how love is the answer, the passion for frashin', ramming like a champion, keeping the Mrs interested, the sacrifices of fatherhood, getting back together with friends and family to celebrate with musicians playing saxophones in his ear!
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Episode 77: Get Hitched Or Die Trying
Get stitched or die trying? or Hitched!? Vlad journeys through what to do if you don't know what to do with your life, takes the family to Westfield on his day off, shares the best bands of each decade, why he hasn't got a Tattoo and how human beings are judgmental by culture and design, maybe.....
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Episode 76: BlehBlehBlehBlehBleh!!!!
This week Vlad goes on a rant about doing a real estate appointment with tenants, the Russian tennis argument, being a smug arrogant prick in a band, how to stop hating your boss, whether he smacks his kids or not & his sons enormous baby d!ck.
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Episode 75: Sunday Philosophy Special!
Vlad stops into the garage for a spontaneous Sunday Special, ranting about philosophy with his grandfather, why people want to destroy themselves these days, dating girls, how your mind changes every decade & facing the catastropha covid is going to challenge us with for a long time.
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Episode 74: Sooshi Mango!
When it comes to Wog Superstars, you don't get bigger than the Victorian heads that are Sooshi Mango! These 3 boys have revolutionised European humour over the past 5 years and are now touring around Australia in stadiums like Bon Jovi! Vlad flies down to Melbourne to eat Burek and drink 3 day old milk with Joe Salanitri, Carlo Salanitri & Andrew Manfre in this hilarious and immaculate interview about Italy, growing up, buttering your a**hole and much more. P"TOU YOU BA$TARD! Follow Sooshi Mango on all platforms @Sooshi Mango
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Episode 73: COVIDSTROPHA!
Back to wrap after a week of isolation, Vlad journeys through having Covidstropha, Novax Djokovic and his fleet of supporters VS The Government and their supporters, explains his catch phrases, gives birds and bees advice, what drives him to do what he does, some real estate catastropha & why we can't go much longer like this as a society.
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Episode 72: Smashed on New Years Eve!
HAPPY 2022! Jumping into the new year right, Vlad rants about the past year and lessons learnt, the week between Xmas and NYE, recovering from a broken heart, how to palm off smug people, the problem with people turning into heathens for cash & getting his face smashed on a New Years Eve party!
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Episode 71: The 2021 Christmas Special
MERRY CHRISTMAS IMMAC VLADIATORS! Vlad goes for a walk through his Melbourne day adventure, eating borek with Sooshi Mango, getting spotted in a VL by a few lads, recounts moments from his wildest nights out, what he'd do if he won $50 million & being interrogated by bureaucratic robots at a local council for illegal dumping. Love to all, be merry!
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Episode 70: Welcome To The New World
Welcome, here's your VR goggles, Vlad rants on Tik Tok and the level of cringe and catastropha, what he'd do if his Mrs came home with a Sydney Reno, drinking alcohol at your wedding, gives some immaculate advice for new fathers, public schools VS private schools and the New World that we are actively constructing together.
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Episode 69: Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski
Its not everyday you sit with the World UFC Featherweight Champion Alexander 'The Great' Volkanovski! Vlad cooks up a Macedonian feast for lunch then hits a Rakija and talks about being a young chubby footballer to becoming the. undefeated UFC champion, calling Conor McGregor out for a fight (lets do this, I'm the Promoter), the fighter mindset and much more!
NOT TO BE MISSED!
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Episode 68: Past, Presents & Future! A Big Talk!
Its nearly Christmas, so Vlad wraps some presents for you all! This week we walk through the Apple store to fix an iPad Mini Pro Max Extra 5.798, deal with a Russian IT freak, talk about the red flags in modern dating, fist fights, is Christmas overrated & how you want to be remembered after you die!
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Episode 67: On Holidays!
Recorded in the Audi in a garage on apple headphones, Vlad stitches about being on holiday with the kids, getting 60 mins a day or chill time, navigating through the trap of social media, meeting The Klumps at Kmart, catching fish with an Aussie guy called Gazza & going semi-viral on Tik Tok!
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Episode 66: The Metaverse Catastropha
Back to wrap with a classic pod, Vlad rants about going into the Metaverse, crypto kings and NFT billionaires, the current covid state of catastropha, why technology has made people go mental, dribbling mumble rappers falling asleep on the microphone & how his kids are basically demolition trucks trapped in a house.
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Episode 65: Daniel Georgievski (From Backyard Soccer to International Football to Fatherhood - and everything else)
Vlad sits down with international and local football legend Daniel Georgievski, covering Daniels journey from Western Sydney backyard soccer to playing against Cristiano Ronaldo, meeting and playing with Luka Modric, representing Macedonia in the national squad, living in Croatia as an 18 year old, being a star in Romania, his successful career in Australia A-League playing with Melbourne Victory, Newcastle Jets, Western Sydney Wanderers & Melbourne City FC. Chatting about how life changed with marriage, becoming a father and what is next for Daniel.
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Episode 64: Geoff Jowett (Vision PT & BodyTrim Founder)
From money, success, booze, drugs and the high life, to inner peace, sobriety, happiness and life balance - Vlad chats with co-founder of Vision P/T and founder of Body Trim, Geoff Jowett. Geoff goes left on his past ways of life, his rise to financial success, running himself into the world of drugs, partying and alcohol, to what he is today, a coach and mentor to many, a lover of pets and horses, and being in the moment instead of in the cubicle with Dimche.
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Episode 63: WAZA
Vlad sits down with Sydney music producer Warren Abela aka WAZA.
Warren is a valiant hip hop producer, cutting samples over original compositions, has opened for Wu-Tang Clan, House of Pain, Machine Gun Kelly, played the iconic Big Day Out and had plenty songs spun on Triple J and community stations across the globe. They cover why people follow their passions, how ugly people usually end up honing their talents, the troubles with chasing dreams & WAZA ends the chat with a live entree of beats for your listening pleasure. Follow him below!
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Episode 62: Drunken First Dates!
Recorded while laying on his back, Vlad covers the past 3 weeks of having a destroyed back, how the Island Boys are modern day genius comedians, going on the worst date of his life, the biggest decision that changed his life & why the future is heading toward a cliff.
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Episode 61: Anthony Salame
Vlad sits down with Sydney comedy gun Anthony Salame, talking all things culture, getting bashed by your ethnic Dad, telling the truth in a torture chamber, eating French snails and fasolia, Chinese sweat shops, the trouble with being a man & being dumped by a little g*nga in a caravan park.
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Episode 60: Freedom Week!
FREEDOM WEEK! Vlad comes out of his house to find empty parks and crowded cafes, watch tradies gambling on sports, review a male contraceptive Ball Bath, discover Superman is bi-sexual, talks breaking bad habits, how we are addicted to dopamine & learns 99% of human history is filled with ugly people.
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Episode 59: Heads, Jetskis & A Little Chinese Lady
This week Vlad gets physically abused by a little Chinese lady using as a massage therapist, takes his kids to the beach while his back is destroyed, gives advice about introducing your Mrs to your wog family, tells stories of having arguments with the Mrs over shit & gets ready for Australia to be let out of their house.
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