Jive-Ass Alien

In what hopefully becomes a yearly event, or better yet every few months, we bring our Army pal Abe into the mix. The Jive-Ass Alien and Mike talk about, what else, video games. We also catch up with Abe and talk a little on what he's been up to, while throwing in some Simpsons chat.

Right on time for the holidays Mike and the Jive-Ass Alien talk about our fave ghosts, and other spooky state of affairs.

Jive-Ass Alien and Mike get a little gloomy, incidentally ideal weather for it, and talk about some celebs who recently passed at the age of 80 and some celebs who just so happen to be at that age. To lighten the mood we'll also talk about how we might finally get South Dakota to listen to us. 

We wrap up our smut talk with a brief respite talking about what the Jive-Ass Alien was up to on Labor Day weekend. Then, Mike wraps up the episode with one of life's deepest questions.

The Jive-Ass Alien and Mike have not been recording consistently so to make it up we get nasty. Not entirely our intention but we get smutty in was neither of us could have predicted, from critiquing a less-than savory meal to saucy media that is probably overrated.

Jive-Ass Alien riding solo today. Doing a good-ole Choose Your Own Adventure reading with a redo, Race Forever. Last time we did it with Beth and Marc our adventure ended rather abruptly, not with any grand misfortune but being quickly disqualified and booted before race even began. How will I fare this time?

Re-uploading this episode from over 5 yrs. ago when the Jive-Ass Alien first had Mike on, along with our Army pal Abe, in preparation for an upcoming reunion. Compare and contrast if we've matured since then?

Jive-Ass Alien and Mike get into the actual talk on spontaneous combustion. Mike talks about cow mutilation, and we talk about some show stats that are actually no longer accurate.

https://www.popsci.com/health/can-humans-spontaneously-combust-the-baffling-cases-explained/

The Jive-Ass Alien regales with tales of a pet from long ago, with some of the usual gamer chat with Mike. We also throw in some movie takes for fun.

Jive-Ass Alien and Mike keep up our talk about sports, singling out Bo Jackson to talk about his coolness. Also getting into the wild world of Bigfoot and some newish sightings quite close by.

https://pugetpress.com/2026/07/07/daylight-bigfoot-sighting-shaver-lake/

Howdy partners!
Mike and the Jive-Ass Alien get our cowboy on with describing the new show logo, created by Mike's son Aiden (awesome work by the way). We keep the western theme going for a bit, before we venture into subjects I'm not as interested in usually, sports, specifically that sweet science of boxing.

We continue our talks on what the gaming industry continues to do to try to push away gamers who have played for some time and don't want greedy changes. Also, we put forth some positive vibes towards games that are great, such as Red Dead Redemption. But we wrap up with more bitching about Hollywood.

New hosts, but still same game whining? Why of course. This Jive-Ass Alien and Mike harp about what current gaming news or experiences have become less enjoyable nowadays.

We keep the momentum going with this Jive-Ass Alien and Mike reflecting on Army strifes, and just how we made it through.

Well well, looks like we might be keeping this spacecraft afloat for a bit longer. Joining this Jive-Ass Alien for the foreseeable future is an old Army bud Mike. So of course we start things off catching up, regaling with our time in our old National Guard unit. 

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This Jive-Ass Alien brings up his impressions of something I've been wanting to see for a long time; The Golden Girls. Beth brings up Resident Alien (thus actually talking about aliens on this show), another show I've wanted to see. Also, we give a little love to the voice acting that is usually not given much attention unless they are a big name. So, this is goodbye?

Doing what we do best, talking Simpsons! Well, might as well before, y'know...
Also, experiences with wildlife.

Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc talk a bit about the immortal (now deceased) Ozzy Osbourne. Then, we talk about some of our highest-brow media we've experienced, like Les Misérables, Simpsons, Mission: Impossible, and Fast and Furious movies???

For those interested, Tom Cruise has run a total of approximately 9.1 miles across 26 films. 

Jive-Ass Alien with Jive-Ass things!. Misadventures with my nephew and his health cares. Also, never too late to remember Mom's special day. Elsewhere, Beth and Marc with some major news.

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien talk about what we know best; 90s media. Also, how fast has the quality of fast food dropped? You already know the answer, just gotta hear it from us.

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien discuss the beloved books to movies pipeline, or rather those that should have probably never have been done. Just how recently is one of these movies that we've watched? 2014 is not that long ago, right???

Choose own adventure time! We definitely don't do this enough, but before we're through we get another chance to choose our own adventure.

(Due to unseen circumstances I was unable to get to uploading new episodes, so I'm re-uploading our most popular episode, by far. What's the secret sauce that I haven't been able to replicate?)

Beth gives us a quick review of a book she's just finished reading, while Marc gives us insight into what the cool kids are into. Also, this Jive-Ass Alien tells some new quips from my niece, and this newish docu series I'm watching, of what else, the Simpsons.

This Jive_Ass Alien has continued his gaming to this day, while my niece has decided to give it a try, but has it all been good? Beth and Marc share their own experiences with how Lilly has copied some of their gaming habits, while creating her own.

Jive-Ass Alien starts off talks with that classic dilemma, driving going insane. Beth and Marc also have their own takes on the road, and we eventually complain about something else, maybe?

Oh my kittens! Marc gives us some of his work woes that most of us can relate to. Then, Jive-Ass Alien and Beth compare notes on what the little ones in our respective lives have been going nuts with.

Marc gives us a brief review of some current TV shows. Beth discusses some board games and why Paw Patrol sucks. Plus, has the Jive-Ass Alien already taught his niece an awful bad word??? Quick riddle; what is brown and sticky? Answer at the end of the show!

Starting off with some awful life advice, this Jive-Ass Alien then goes old old school, to the days of trails. Elsewhere, B the and Marc give some great advice should you find yourself up against bears. What other nuggets of info do we have?

We're back, in Pog form!
The Jive-Ass Alien has some breaking news, maybe? In more breaking news, Beth and Marc hear about the newest signs that Skynet is soon upon us!

The show with 3 starts! Marc surprises with some reading that Beth and this Jive-Ass Alien might just like. Then, how about we go back in time, uhhh, again!

Do we start with Simpsons info? Then where do we go from here? Maybe doucherollers?

Embarrassing niece, which goes both ways, some complaints about current style by Beth, Marc, and this Jive-Ass Alien, and of course, Simpsons references. Plus, too soon?

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How well can we trust ourselves? This Jive-Ass Alien discusses this with Beth and Marc. Also, some ear rot about brain rot.

The Jive-Ass Alien, with Beth and Marc in tow, do what we do best; talk about shows and movies from at least 20 years ago!
Mainly though, we talk about what new locations our show has reached, while we briefly chat about our milestones, with rewards.
Also, strip clubs.

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And we keep it driving.

Marc recalls some more of his times with delivering newspapers, while we find out why sometimes the banks suck for humans as well as Jive-Ass Aliens.

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New season, who dis? 

Beth, Marc, and the Jive-Ass Alien chop it up with odds and ends before we get to the meat of things; just how can the youth be harnessed to operate in the shadows and take over the world? Plus other light-hearted topics.

Here you have it, the Jive-Ass Alien, Beth, and Marc release of the 8th season finale. We're already started on season 9, but enjoy some chat about doggos and Lego.

Beth, Marc, and your Jive-Ass Alien discuss some interesting ideas about landmarks. Mostly we talk about about some local pieces, but we also bring up some more of our impressions about the last Airbender.

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Marc and Beth share a little more from their trip during the holidays. This Jive-Ass Alien leads the charge on why we get old.