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ON today's sode, Nicole and Rich talk about how it is all about now, now, NOW!!!! Kids aren't the only ones who can't wait for things. Kids don't know how easy they have it today. Rich calls out a post about how we don't let kids be bored enough or let them rule the menu. Emmy is going through growing pains with a friend, and it is tough. Nicole is over NYC's AC monitoring. Rich encounters a grunter at the gym. Nicole's 'top that' leads to her being told she has bathroom privilege. 

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On today's sode, Nicole and Rich review Halloween candy and review the weekend. Rich thinks people who run marathons are hiding something. Then wonders what his 'partying style' should be. When he tries to get Nicole on his side, Sara comes in and reveals her new fight tactic that Nicole is all about. Nicole then tells us all about Matt's Halloween antics. Nicole breaks down how a mom handled a Halloween party that Parker went to...her first boy/girl party! Remembering firsts. Rich has a bad idea and will report back on how it goes. 

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On today's sode, Rich and Nicole have a smelly start. Are moms the supervisors of the family? Nicole hates how shopping at drug stores requires all of the keys needed to purchase a couple of things. And Rich hates how the West Coast might have a rained-out Halloween. Did LaMelo Ball mess up? Benny didn't understand what being spooked really meant until he went into a haunted house. Nicole had an ultra-awkward moment at a TikTok event. 

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On today's sode, Rich is in a mood, so Sara comes in to have couples therapy. Matt's mom made a clerical error at the doctor's office. Keegan's string of Halloween costumes led to a potato. Sara's friend "Jeanette" hits up the Village B!tches with a playdate snafu question. Do you do Zillow sneak by's? Stay tuned for more Halloween tales.

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about generational music and what makes you a dinosaur. Matt hops on for some stories; find out what it has to do with Colonel Mustard. Advice of the week: if an old friend pops into your head, send'em a quick 'hope you're well' text. They discuss being a vitamin family and a whole lotta 23&Me talk. Rich never thinks he could get another dog and also doesn't catch AI. How should aging parents handle their retirement? We get some listener comments during top that! 

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On today's episode, Rich can't help but whip out his spooky-season joke about yawns and ghosts... you know the one. Nicole had some crazy fever dreams and is still recovering. Are your kids still waking up early? Or are they starting to sleep in? And do anyone else's kids wake up hating going to school? Nicole had a come-to-Jesus moment with the kiddos. Where do you feel carnival rides? Rich doesn't know what to dress up as for a Halloween party. 

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On today's episode, Rich might as well grab a shovel, continuing from Tuesday's sode. Shane Gillis does come up; do you think the joke went too far? And the Kelly Clarkson drama continues! Rich tells us about his fascination with time travel. Nicole gets real about having a panic attack on the NYC streets. Another round of 'Brilliant or Sh!tty'!! Matt has a bus walk of shame. Rich shares how Emmy's new watch got a few over on Benny. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole catch up. Rich tells us about his birthday in NYC. Have you ever binged a show as a family? Rich did, and the fam LOVED it! Then he admits he had a photo booth fail. Did Kelly Clarkson get the Pretty Woman treatment? Then a sexy time story leads to perimenopause talk...and Rich ruuuuuns with it. Don't worry, Nicole says what we're all thinking.

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On today's episode, Nicole is having tech ISSUES. Are you a 'keep it all' or 'throw it all out' kinda person? It's all over the place in today's episode. Rich introduces a new game, 'Is it brilliant or f'd up'! Then Matt gets on Nicole for ruining a date hang...until more info came out. Which brings up the question: can you recycle romantic spots? Then it goes back to gyno stories. 

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On today's episode, Rich gives us a story that Sara loves to laugh at to this day. And does everybody think they're good at **wink wink**? How do we feel about Madonna after the VMAs? Rich shows Nicole a video about advising your daughter on what to do when a guy asks for a photo. This leads to talking about kids going to parties. Guys, looks like the millennial pose is finally going away. How will you handle it if your kid cheats on their high school bf/gf on a test...what do you do? Are you getting...

On today's episode, Nicole's home is getting more adult, and it's making them sad. Rich is half-baked with his list of the week, and Nicole thinks it's all for the set up for his lame Dad joke.  Budgeting slips so quickly with kids. Nicole is really trying to be in a better state of mind. Rich doesn't know how to insult kids...he wants some help. And then comes allllll the smut. From paranormal romance to dirty searches. 

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On today's episode, Rich wants to play a song game...again. The Ryans had a JAM-packed weekend. Benny learns a new D word. Our generation makes being there for our kids for EVERYTHING...is this a good thing? Rich is all about 'bloom' scrolling. Our phones are really listening. Teaching kids not to get defensive over what other families have. Keegan's sweet text. Gen Z iced coffee controversy.

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss automated operators and how much information they ask for when you make an appointment. Thoughts on paternity leave. Why are you worried about being judged? NO ONE CARES! There was a sweaty attack on Nicole. Puberty memory lane. Rich is having a hard time without taking the jump with peptides. Big news: Rich has made big strides in growth! Be on the lookout for our socials to make your bod pick (IYKYK)! Making trains is STRESSFUL! Sara is enforcing a new house rule. And Nicole belched her way to embarrassment. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down just how bad Rich's Mets luck really is. And Matt Ryan did not want to share Rich with Nicole during his NYC visit. And is it really just the water in NY that makes the food so special? Rich wants Sara to pester him more when he's away. Regional parenting. What is the statute of limitations when people leave stuff at your house after a party? Keegan's birthday party. Tops and bottoms debate. When women can't support other women. Is Rich still a wuss around needles? 

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On today's episode, Rich can't stop annoying Nicole. Dealing with dinners. Nicole is fuming over the fumes. Why is it so hard to get the kids in the shower after a long day?! And Rich hates the idea of pheremonemaxxing being a real trend. Nicole and Parker can't stop roasting Matt over his ear stickers. Then things get sad with some of the bigger stories in the news, with Lindsey Clancy and the horrific flooding in Nepal. Rich tries to lighten things up with what happened right before he hopped on to record. And then they lament over freaking...

On today's episode, it's all aboard for Rich and Nicole! Sitches, a sports chapter ending, and overused emojis. Dropping your reminder to wash your shower liner. Giving our love to Dolly. Quality sperm's going rate. Fart corners. How far do you let kids get nutty? 

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On today's episode (sorry it's a day late!) Rich and Nicole talk about the things they hate. We learn that banging out frustration works. Keeping up with the house is tough. School group chats are out of control. Rich feels the love, and Nicole has some concert STRESS.

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On today's episode, Parker is home! And it is emotional! Rich is making his way into the cool kids' club with Jeff Lewis! He also had a rare rager and got hit on?!  Sara comes on with a few Reddit stories that need advice and validation. Benny has a great idea, and Keegan gets deep. 

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On today's episode, Nicole discovers she is NOT the perfect 1940s wife... and we're okay with that. Rich is a party boy, and he needs to learn how to delegate. He is also still battling the gophers and sticking his foot in his mouth with the first day of school. Nicole is hating that Matt's ear is 'under the weather' and being the punching bag. Would you love your person if they lost an appendage? Are you a new backpack each year for school kind of parent? The 'we turned out fine' argument. Nicole gives Rich a deadline for...

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are at "that" age with AI. Matt is having a rough go at gas chicken. When your kid is the chosen one, you gotta go. Are you ever requesting teachers? Rich has a new segment..."Did Rich cross the line?" Nicole was struggling with a to-go order. 

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On today's episode, Rich feels like his in a trial relationship post-breakup with Nicole. Making time for whoopee...and could you swing? Our thoughts are with Pere Hilton. Carsick stories and Wickerween. Parker stealing Nicole's shorts for camp, and they can't get over how she's growing up so fast. 

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On today's episode, Nicole is hanging on by a thread, and she needs her village. Rich is trying to rally. And this is BEYOND behind the velvet rope. How you balance how different partners react to things. And we are worried about Ariana Grande. Who else feels left out for the excitement over the Marvel movies? Eyebrow lady stories and awkward Sara vigilante. Tom Brady gives us the ick because he is such a weiner winner. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your kids? The Ultimatum on Netflix, Rich wants to know if we were all really that dumb when it comes to dating. Nicole has yet to get a camp letter from Parker, and she is losing it. While Rich is back in co-sleeping central. Nicole was played by a text. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all doing ok? Also, have you seen He-Man yet? Will Ryan Reynolds ever be on people's good side again? Sara and Matt's awkward moments. And Rich has a dilemma. How are you discussing alcohol and THC products with your kids?

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is back. Keegan and Parker are off to sleepaway camp, and Benny lost his first tooth! Where does the time fly? This 'sode is all over the place with the laughers.

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On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the trend! Rich has another show suggestion, and Nicole pranks Matt. Rich and Sara put on a not-so-family-friendly show that hopefully the kids didn't catch before they changed it. World Cup let down? Nicole gives us a WWYD. Emmy did amazing on a test and was rewarded with her first trip to Sephora. Malls are back, and so are Halloween decorations in July! What age does a kid...

On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole poo-poos Rich's stand-up special taste. There was an ant infestation for Rich to deal with after getting back from Texas. Nicole is diving into her bad eyesight. Take those parent-only vacays when you can! Emmy does not plan on running for president anytime soon. Nicole has a drunken tale...and it is a DOOZY.

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them. Having 'the talk'. Rich has some watch recs. And there's another clip wants thoughts about for the next episode.

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On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other things couples give up after having kids. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows that just take too long. Justice for DIglett. 

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On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks Bombay, Quack Quack! Making your way through your childhood classic movies. Nicole has a magical day with Keegan...and we think this is grounds to make it into the book. What docs and shows to watch. Rich had a sick day, and what does summer mean to you? Aliens...thoughts? Rich is sleeping in the bed he made of bribes.  

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On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some out-of-the-box methods of parenting. They laugh over stories of all the World Cup visitors and their 'discoveries.' Nicole discovers a similarity with Parker, and it's hilarious. 

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On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how people are playing they wouldn't be into it. And what got Nicole wanting to go for the nut sack? Keegan wrote a book and makes Nicole jealous. Balancing special moments with each kid is TOUGH. MSG has A LOT going on. And they get into this week's shower thoughts. Rich has rude run-ins. Nicole is deep into 'sliding door' thoughts. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and wants to get her botox on peace! Rich is having his own caddy shack beef with gophers. And how do you make the sibling who has to tag along to all the sports feel special? And how you can make core memories as long as you commit. One-upping as a kid and Disney adults. 

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On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really feel about plus-ones to a wedding? Taylor Swift made her choice. Don't you dare try to sell ice cream as soft serve. Having to battle Pokémon Nerdy Adults to get your kids some cards. How important taking video to help remember the small, everyday moments. And no matter what you do, you will forever be lame in your kids' eyes. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs with all the loops everyone needs to jump through. There's a call from the school nurse, and there is an out-of-hand cop story. Rich is dealing with graffiti and rats. Just a much-needed catch-up!

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are EXHAUSTED from the weekend. Catching yourself posting only the highlights, why do we put that stress on ourselves? Nicole discovers a new nerd level with Rich and LOSES it! 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation.

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