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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole love how we're all just living the same life with how kids can be...like, LEAN OVER THE PLATE!!! How do you feel about someone correcting your kids? The Ultimatum on Netflix, Rich wants to know if we were all really that dumb when it comes to dating. Nicole has yet to get a camp letter from Parker, and she is losing it. While Rich is back in co-sleeping central. Nicole was played by a text. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about how they are not ready for the end of summer. And that leads to empty-nest talks. How are we feeling about the squishy craze, y'all doing ok? Also, have you seen He-Man yet? Will Ryan Reynolds ever be on people's good side again? Sara and Matt's awkward moments. And Rich has a dilemma. How are you discussing alcohol and THC products with your kids?

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole go over the different types of drunks. Rich brings Sara in for more stories and gets a talking-to from her and Nicole. Diglett the Gopher is back. Keegan and Parker are off to sleepaway camp, and Benny lost his first tooth! Where does the time fly? This 'sode is all over the place with the laughers.

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On today's show, Rich gets it from Nicole when she hears the tail end of bickering between him and Sara. Nicole's mom thinks there's a documentary coming out, so she NAILED the trend! Rich has another show suggestion, and Nicole pranks Matt. Rich and Sara put on a not-so-family-friendly show that hopefully the kids didn't catch before they changed it. World Cup let down? Nicole gives us a WWYD. Emmy did amazing on a test and was rewarded with her first trip to Sephora. Malls are back, and so are Halloween decorations in July! What age does a kid...

On today's episode, it is a scorcher. Rich and Nicole are melting from the heat of summer. The episode is filled with peptides, chat emails, couches, and stripper poles. Nicole poo-poos Rich's stand-up special taste. There was an ant infestation for Rich to deal with after getting back from Texas. Nicole is diving into her bad eyesight. Take those parent-only vacays when you can! Emmy does not plan on running for president anytime soon. Nicole has a drunken tale...and it is a DOOZY.

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole lament about aging. Tales of the Snake Farm, bedtimes, and summer camps. And that line of being your kids' friend and disciplining them. Having 'the talk'. Rich has some watch recs. And there's another clip wants thoughts about for the next episode.

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On today's show, Nicole is recording from the OBX! Rich comes in with the rage bait, and it is not helping Nicole's mood. Do you still make out with your partner? And other things couples give up after having kids. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk World Cup and the "Grandma" rule. Rich is still battling it out with Diglett, and Nicole is questioning Matt's shoe choices. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole are...back...we're sorry about that...Anyhoo! It is "officially" summer! Remembering your checkups to stay healthy. What are your thoughts on kids swearing? And snitches get stitches. Rich's affair with the blue flame has a surprise extension. Nicole's family tension came to a head, and someone is no longer their baby. Rich saw an idea for dads. Dropping shows that just take too long. Justice for DIglett. 

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On today's episode, Nicole and Rich get right to it. First off, Nicole loves a lobe. They argue that neither takes their show recs. Sara needs less Slick Bombay and more Ducks Bombay, Quack Quack! Making your way through your childhood classic movies. Nicole has a magical day with Keegan...and we think this is grounds to make it into the book. What docs and shows to watch. Rich had a sick day, and what does summer mean to you? Aliens...thoughts? Rich is sleeping in the bed he made of bribes.  

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On today's episode, Nicole is getting bullied by her daughter, and Rich is a griddle king. There is an anniversary meltdown. Sara comes in raging, still mad at Rich. Some out-of-the-box methods of parenting. They laugh over stories of all the World Cup visitors and their 'discoveries.' Nicole discovers a similarity with Parker, and it's hilarious. 

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On today's episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the annoyance of 'small talk' and JLo rumors. Rich runs through acting hypotheticals and can't understand how people are playing they wouldn't be into it. And what got Nicole wanting to go for the nut sack? Keegan wrote a book and makes Nicole jealous. Balancing special moments with each kid is TOUGH. MSG has A LOT going on. And they get into this week's shower thoughts. Rich has rude run-ins. Nicole is deep into 'sliding door' thoughts. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss A LOT! Rich just can't understand why Nicole doesn't know a legend. Then they get into THOSE boy moms. Nicole is tired of hiding and wants to get her botox on peace! Rich is having his own caddy shack beef with gophers. And how do you make the sibling who has to tag along to all the sports feel special? And how you can make core memories as long as you commit. One-upping as a kid and Disney adults. 

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On today's episode, Coach Rich and Off-Campus-Loving Nicole discuss all the things. Nicole has blinders on for her identity. Last names...there's a lot at stake. How do we really feel about plus-ones to a wedding? Taylor Swift made her choice. Don't you dare try to sell ice cream as soft serve. Having to battle Pokémon Nerdy Adults to get your kids some cards. How important taking video to help remember the small, everyday moments. And no matter what you do, you will forever be lame in your kids' eyes. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole dive right in. The bowlers come for Nicole. Nicole hates the feeling of leaving Matt when she goes on a trip, AWE. Rich hates scheduling hangs with all the loops everyone needs to jump through. There's a call from the school nurse, and there is an out-of-hand cop story. Rich is dealing with graffiti and rats. Just a much-needed catch-up!

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole recap their holiday weekend. Benny asked a question that led to a trail of fun facts. Taylor and Travis predictions by Rich. They are EXHAUSTED from the weekend. Catching yourself posting only the highlights, why do we put that stress on ourselves? Nicole discovers a new nerd level with Rich and LOSES it! 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole talk about the cartoons their kids grew out of. Keggan pops on to tell Rich he went too far. Coley gets an important call. Nicole is done handling things. Rich has neighbor strife and gray chest hair. Keegan rallies a bus full of people. And Rich gets lost in translation.

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On today's show, Rich and Nicole talk about living for the busy moments. Talking kid parties, do you stay or do you go? Rich just can't believe not everyone cares about or at least watched the fight over the weekend. What are your family's movies/cartoons? Would you want super A-list celebrities at your wedding? Parker went to her first dance! Which brings up some little Richie stories. And it just gets more cringe with his dad antics. Then he asks for help on how to motivate a bunch of little baseball players. And did Nicole and Matt get...

On today's episode, Nicole wants to shower so badly, and Rich asks a hypothetical. What did you tell the DJ not to play at your wedding? They talk about what a unique name is now and what's the new Gertrude. Rich may get to have a cool dad moment with Emmy. And Sara is a silly goose. Nicole is an ex-party girl who just wants the canceled plans. Back-to-back parties for Rich and Sara, while dealing with going through all the kids' old stuff. Rich gets all mushy about Benny and monster poops. Keegan's got stories.  

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On today's show, Rich brings in the sniffles. They laugh over the Kevin Hart roast and the Hulk Hogan documentary. Then Nicole and Sara lay the smack down on Dad, who just is not stepping up with the pics. Rich tells tales of Maui. Dog days with Nicole and Rich worry about making his dad's trip fun, while also having him understand life is filled with kid sports. 

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss new vacation gear. Rich gives a great update, leaving us with warm fuzzies. Who else loves a good nap? They talk about the Met Gala and Bruno Mars. Nicole hates that she thinks she has it all together at the beginning of the week, only to self-implode. But she tells us all to "Nips Up"! Rich also lets us know about BDD's. He also has All-Star woes for Benny's team. Can kids reeeealllllly be elite athletes when they still believe in Santa? Uber safety rules to follow. Nicole took Parker to Puppy...

Today's episode starts with a restart... Then Rich and Nicole talk about pickup/dropoff preferences. How kids can earn trust. Parker comes in with some morning announcements. Rich forgets he's so open that people in his life know pod stories. What would Nicole's 'single mom' rules be? Matt goes from surfer bro to lax king. Nicole agrees with Sara about just wanting a good butt rub. Nicole breaks down her lacrosse tourney weekend, and it involves the cops! Got some goodies for Shower Thoughts. Nicole has an existential crisis about birth. Rich found what he wants to be when...

On today's episode, Rich and Nicole discuss who is a public figure as big as Michael Jackson...he is compared to Shakespeare. Trying to capture those family moments. Nicole has a homework confession. Matt saves up his big feelings, and Nicole needs him to find a way to release them. Rich wants to know...quality vs convenience, and what is worth it with kids. Iconic TV quotes quiz. A village challenge - dress well for one month and see how you feel. Rich has a top that includes pranks. And Nicole has to reeducate Parker on Madonna.

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On today's show, Rich and Nicole break down the weekend. Rich gets the history of his biggest pet peeve. There's a major what would you do, and Nicole calls out Rich on his confrontation claim. When was the last time you went to a street fair or a farmer's market? Nicole learns something about her building's balconies, and it's some sh!t. Rich tells everyone what women want. The digital detox is having its moment in the dating world. And when was the last time you had a childhood treat?

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On today's episode, Nicole's sleep has been so disrupted that people are saying it's perimenopause knocking on the door. Rich tries to sell the latest show he watches. How do you determine a kid is sick-sick, rather than just whiny? Nicole realized she would just not survive without Matt. Euphoria brings up some OF convos.Rich brings up a quote as a hypothetical, and they talk about life perspective. WWYD with cash on the ground? Because Nicole got bamboozled. And Rich tells us an intimate story that leaves us all laughing.

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole got on about hair loss and BBL's. They bring in shower thoughts and compare childhood with their kids. And who gave us permission to be raising actual humans?! And thanks to Parker, everyone is about to have a WILD song stuck in their head. There is so much to unpack in this episode, because Rich makes sure everyone knows...he is a bewb expert. Whatever that is.

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On today's episode, Rich and Nicole break down how you are actually supposed to pronounce celebrity names. Rich brings up the WNBA, and it turns into talking about wings. Someone's got a gopher problem. Nicole writes a scathing email to her building, and Rich has a laughable family streak that is just sad at this point. And a big question for our village bitches...how is it changing schools? Parker has a brethrothal, and Emmy's got a birthday to plan. 

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On today's episode, Nicole calls out Rich for overpromising a 'sode with Sara. Rich talks about just trying to win the week, and Nicole breaks down her vacay with the fam in the DR. Where Coachella started to where it is now spurs a question: what age are you over things? Throwing out ownership of your kid when they act up. Shower habits. Rich realizes no one is chasing him. Keegan is becoming a hypeman to Parker's embarrassment. The importance of 1-on-1 time with your kids. Rich also teases a sports dad question for next week.

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On today's episode, Nicole and Rich talk about the height of Fergie, and it leads to karaoke tales. Some good 'ol avocado toast. Compliment etiquette, and Nicole is on the Nads. What's up with Leanne Rimes jaw? And giraffe chiropractors are a thing. Are you getting in at a pool party with the kids? Taylor Frankie Paul - should they still air it? Nicole is getting ready for the fam's DR trip. Rich has ANOTHER hibachi story. 

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On today's episode, Matt subs in. Listen in as you hear him and Nicole bicker and fall in love again. They are facing the next chapter of youth sports, and they are ready...maybe. Farmer Matt challenges Plant Daddy Rich for who has the better green thumb. Matt relives his run-in with a hawk. And being prepared. Nicole and Matt work through a fight from the weekend. The fight takes a detour with her eyebrow appointment. And it leads to the Ryan's vacation plans-no iPads???!! 

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich recaps his Dominican Republic trip while Nicole admits she may have gone too far. They get into impossible boundaries, Dungeon Crawler Rich, and trying to find the right balance as a coach. There’s a firm stance on “you don’t own the lingo, kid,” plus a fresh round of Shower Thoughts to close it out.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into vacation anxiety, the weird emotions when your kids move into the next chapter, and Matt somehow putting his foot in his mouth… again. They get into the awkwardness of those medical exams, debate whether Rich should get a spray tan, and talk about when it’s finally okay to splurge a little.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole talk vacations, the things people secretly fake their way through, and the Ryan's St. Patrick’s Day tradition. They ask what type of family you really are and what that means for your day-to-day. Parker pops in with a few gripes about Nicole, and they admit that sometimes… You might quietly root against your kids.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is on a mission to prioritize sleep while Nicole gets caught checking homework with ChatGPT. They talk surprise birthday parties, the anniversary of the Covid shutdown, and Nicole being completely overstimulated by life. Kids' haircuts are how much?! Rich has somehow amassed an alarming number of socks—leading to even more laundry tales.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole magicians vs. strippers, the moment people start shipping couples, and Rich is leading a campaign for better sleep. Emmy has concerns about the leprechaun. Nicole has an awkward Heated Rivalry moment with Parker while Rich has the sweetest one with Emmy, and Matt manages to make Keegan cringe harder than ever.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is now a hat guy, and they get into kid sports gimmicks. The bite kerfuffle of McDonald’s CEO all over social media. And the ongoing effort to actually make family dinners happen, then Nicole unleashes a full-blown vent fest. They debate the worst grammar mistakes, Nicole wrestles with a mean-girl moral question, while Rich is dealing with an ant invasion.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole gives us all the Vegas details while Rich is busy cutting snacks in preparation for his own trip. They debate their favorite Dr. Seuss, talk about why taking a compliment feels so awkward, and try to crack the code on managing family schedules. “Hey Daddy” enters the chat, and Rich assigns Nicole a prank mission for Matt that could go very sideways.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole dive into growing up in blizzards and the panic that comes with them, why anticipation is sometimes the best part, and Sara’s stress spiral over school merch. Nicole recaps snow day hellscape, and a story about an out-of-line dad. This week’s Shower Thoughts make an appearance, and Nicole is heading to Vegas for a WEEK… which feels aggressive.

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, it’s Botox and “mantox,” algorithms that suddenly decide to ruin your peace, and coin collecting. Nicole is on a full investigation into why she’s falling apart, Benny is navigating some big emotions, and the conversation takes a turn into sextinction and frenemies. 

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On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Heated Rivalry still has Nicole in a chokehold, and the weekend recap quickly spirals from there. They get into celebs being wildly out of touch in the courtroom, another round of 'Shower Thoughts' with the gang, and Matt smorphs into Hollywood Hogan. The never-ending house to-do list makes an appearance, Rich cannot stop talking about Traitors, awkward hibachi stories, Sara and Nicole want to bring balls back, and of course...more parenting dilemmas.

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