Inside Quotes
INSIDE QUOTES is the podcast where two brothers REWATCH, REVIEW, and RELIVE the staples of their childhood! Each episode is a mix of film review, childhood stories, and mediocre impressions. But at the end of the day, it’s a conversation between two brothers. Hi! We’re Jonathan and Jeremy Jones. Ever since we were kids, we’ve been obsessed with movies. We loved going to the theater, buying the latest DVD at Walmart, and spending our Saturdays watching movies on our living room couch. As we grew older, we found ourselves constantly speaking to each other in movie quotes. Turns...
The Keeper of the Keys | Philosopher's Stone Ch. 4 | Inside Quotes Book Club
Hagrid has arrived, and Harry Potter's life is about to change forever.
In Chapter 4 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, “The Keeper of the Keys,” Harry finally learns the truth about who he is, what happened to his parents, and why the name Voldemort means so much to the wizarding world. Jeremy and Jonathan break down Hagrid’s iconic entrance, Petunia’s long-awaited confession about Lily, and all the lore packed into this chapter.
We also debate the book versus movie versions of some iconic quotes, wonder what exactly a Keeper of Keys and...
The Letters From No One | Philosopher's Stone Ch. 3 | Inside Quotes Book Club
Harry Potter is getting mail, and Uncle Vernon is NOT having it.
In Chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, “The Letters from No One,” mysterious letters addressed to Harry send the Dursley household into complete chaos. Jeremy and Jonathan break down Harry’s miserable summer, the first letter from Hogwarts, and Uncle Vernon’s increasingly desperate attempts to keep the truth hidden.
Along the way, we debate which Hogwarts house animal is the coolest, rank the chapter illustrations, discuss some book details the movies left out, and pitch our ideas fo...
156. Tower of Terror (1997)
We’re checking into the Hollywood Tower Hotel for our latest DARTM (Disney Attraction Ride Turned Movie) series entry: the 1997 ABC Wonderful World of Disney TV movie, Tower of Terror!
In this episode, Jeremy and Jonathan dive into the rare, hard-to-find television movie starring Steve Guttenberg and a young Kirsten Dunst. We break down the spooky 1939 backstory, discuss behind-the-scenes secrets from Disney's Behind the Attraction, and put this nostalgic relic through our official IQ (Inside Quotes) Test. Does this spooky made-for-TV movie hold up as a 100% staple, or is it destined for the bargain bin? Tun...
The Vanishing Glass | Philosopher's Stone Ch. 2 | Inside Quotes Book Club
We’re back with Chapter 2 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! In The Vanishing Glass, we meet the ten-year-old Harry living with the Dursleys, celebrate Dudley’s birthday at the zoo, and get our first real glimpse of Harry’s magical abilities.
In this episode, we talk about the Dursleys, Harry’s accidental magic, the differences between the book and the movie, and some of the details we hope the upcoming HBO series includes. We also make a few theories of our own, get distracted by British ice cream terminology, and try to figure out exactly wh...
The Boy Who Lived | Philosopher's Stone Ch. 1 | Inside Quotes Book Club
Welcome to the very first episode of the Inside Quotes Book Club!
We're starting where it all began with Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, reading through the book chapter by chapter as we get ready for the upcoming TV series.
In this episode, we're talking all about Chapter 1: The Boy Who Lived. We revisit the Dursleys, Dumbledore and McGonagall's late-night meeting, Hagrid's motorcycle delivery, and all the little details we forgot from the book. We also compare some of the moments to the movies and talk about what we're hoping the new series will...
155. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Avast, mateys! We're finally tackling Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, and this time we brought in someone who actually worked on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.
Kyle Forsyth joins us to take us behind the scenes of one of Disney's most iconic attractions, from how the ride actually operates to what it's like working backstage at Disneyland. He shares some seriously wild ride secrets, including how Cast Members can see you in the dark, how ride operators rotate through different positions, what it was like working on Galaxy's Edge...
154. Mission to Mars (2000)
T-minus zero seconds... we're going to Mars! 🚀
This week on Inside Quotes, we're taking on Mission to Mars (2000), the giant-budget Disney space movie that neither of us got to experience a kids. Jonathan wanted to see it after seeing the trailer and spotting Gary Sinise, but Mom checked the movie on ScreenIt and said NOPE. Twenty-six years later, we finally found out what she was protecting us from.
We're also digging into the bizarre history of the Mission to Mars Disney attraction, figuring out how a theme park simulator became a feature film, and trying to...
153. Tomorrowland (2015)
Its a Bright Big beautiful Tomorrow this week on Inside Quotes, we're heading to the future with Disney's Tomorrowland (2015)! We talk about the history of Tomorrowland, the World's Fair, Disney Parks, and Brad Bird before putting the movie through the IQ Test.
Does this futuristic adventure have what it takes to be a Staple, or is it destined to become a Quack? Quack quack!
IQ Test 2.0 Criteria:
0-6 Points = A Quack
7-9 Points = A Staple
10+ Points = Stapliest
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152. Jungle Cruise (2021)
This week on Inside Quotes, we’re setting sail with Disney’s Jungle Cruise! We talk about the movie inspired by one of Disney’s classic theme park attractions, compare the film to the ride, and hear all about Jonathan’s recent trip to Disney.
But that’s not all. We’re also making our picks for the Fall Box Office Fantasy League and deciding whether Jungle Cruise has what it takes to pass the IQ Test.
Is Jungle Cruise a worthy Disney adventure, or should this one stay on the river? Let’s find out!
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151. The Country Bears (2002)
This week on Inside Quotes, we’re talking about one of our all-time favorite childhood movies, The Country Bears! We’re taking a trip down memory lane with road trips to our uncle’s house, Cracker Barrel stops, junk food cereal, country music, and a movie that was practically on repeat in our house alongside its beloved soundtrack CD. We also talk about sharing the movie with our wives, the incredible soundtrack, the American road trip, and even Jonathan’s recent visit to the real Country Bear Jamboree at Walt Disney World. Then we dive into the movie’s strange hi...
150. Beauty and the Beast (1991)
Episode 150 is here! And we're celebrating with a very special guest: Jonathan's wife, Kelsey Jones!
This week, we're heading back to one of Disney's most beloved animated classics, Beauty and the Beast! We put the 1991 animated film to the IQ Test to see if this tale as old as time is truly a STAPLE... or if it's actually a QUACK.
But that's not all! We recently had the incredible opportunity to attend a special screening of the film with director Gary Trousdale, who gave us some fascinating behind-the-scenes insight into the making of Beauty and...
149. Mary Poppins (1964)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! This week on Inside Quotes, we’re taking a trip to 17 Cherry Tree Lane to revisit Disney’s Mary Poppins! We discuss the classic 1964 film, its unforgettable songs, characters, and whether the magic still holds up today. But this episode is a little more personal, because Jeremy recently took the stage as George Banks in a community theatre production of Mary Poppins! So we’re also diving into the stage musical, comparing it to the movie, and talking about what it was like to bring one of Disney’s most iconic dads to life. Practically perfect in every way? We’...
148. Lightyear (2022)
Lightyear (2022) may be one of Pixar's most divisive movies, but does it deserve its reputation? This week on Inside Quotes, we revisit Buzz Lightyear's big-screen adventure, take a look at every Toy Story short, special, and spin-off, and then put Lightyear through our IQ Test to find out if it still holds up. Is it an underrated addition to the franchise, or does the criticism still hold true?
IQ Test Criteria:
0-6 Points = A Quack
7-9 Points = A Staple
10+ Points = Stapliest
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147. Toy Story 5 (2026)
Toy Story 5 surprised us—in the best way.
This week we're breaking down Pixar's newest adventure, sharing our favorite moments, discussing where it ranks among the Toy Story films, and putting it through the IQ Test to find out if it's worthy of staple status.
⚠️ Full spoilers throughout the episode. Watch the movie first, then listen along!
IQ Test Criteria:
0-6 Points = A Quack
7-9 Points = A Staple
10+ Points = Stapliest
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146. Toy Story 4 (2019)
In this episode, we put Toy Story 4 to the IQ Test to determine if it is a Staple or a Quack. Join us for behind-the-scenes insights and fun facts about this beloved Pixar film. In this episode, we analyze Toy Story 4, discussing its characters, animation, ALL 60+ Easter eggs, themes, and rewatchability. We explore whether it stands up as a worthy addition to the franchise and share our honest critiques.
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145. Toy Story 3 (2010)
Toy Story 3 might be Pixar's most emotional movie ever... but does it still hold up as a childhood staple? This week on Inside Quotes, Jeremy and Jonathan put Toy Story 3 through the IQ Test to find out. We revisit the unforgettable daycare prison break, Spanish Buzz, Ken's dream house, hidden Pixar Easter eggs, and some of the most quotable lines in the entire franchise.
We also share our favorite moments, discuss the scenes that still make us emotional all these years later, and debate whether Toy Story 3 is the perfect ending to Andy's story. So grab your...
144. Toy Story 2 (1999)
This week, we're putting Toy Story 2 to the IQ Test to answer the ultimate question: Is it a Staple or a Quack?
Along the way, we dive into the incredible true story of the woman who singlehandedly helped save Pixar's billion-dollar franchise from disaster, discuss why Toy Story 2 might actually be the best film in the entire series, and share everything we love about this Pixar classic.
Plus, we're uncovering hidden Easter eggs, spilling Cheetos, exploring fan theories, revisiting some of the movie's most memorable moments, and even imagining what a Toy Story 2 theme park...
143. Toy Story (1995) Feat. Jonason Pauley
In this episode, we put the 1995 Toy Story movie to the test. Pixar’s first full length 3D animated movie! We sit down with Special Guest Jonason Pauley, of the JP and Beyond YouTube channel, to help us determine if this movie is a staple, or if it is a quack!
Guest Spotlight: Jonason Pauley
Jonason Pauley is the co-creator of the viral live-action Toy Story remake on the JP and Beyond! YouTube channel. Join us as we discuss the making of the film and the legacy it continues to have more...
142. Spacecamp (1986)
In this episode, we put the 1986 Spacecamp movie to the test. Does it hold up tp achieve stapability level? Or did the marketing doom this from the start? lets see if Poor timing makes this movie a staple or a quack? We also get to try Astronaut Ice Cream that Jonathan got at the Filming location of this movie!
We’re also trying out a brand new format for Inside Quotes! From now on, we’re putting every movie through the ultimate movie test to decide once and for all…
Is it actua...
141. Father of the Bride (1991)
This week on Inside Quotes, Jeremy and Jonathan revisit the 1991 comedy classic Father of the Bride starring Steve Martin, Diane Keaton, and Martin Short.
We talk about what makes this movie such a comfort watch, why Steve Martin absolutely carries the chaos of this film, and whether Father of the Bride truly deserves “staple movie” status. Along the way we dive into the movie’s music, set design, memorable characters, behind-the-scenes trivia, remakes, and Steve Martin’s legendary filmography.
Oh… and Jonathan got married?!?!?!
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140. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (2011)
This week we are FINALLY wrapping up the Harry Potter movie series. it has been a long time coming. but so much has happened since we've started this series 4 years ago! In this episode, we talk the end. our favorite parts, our favorite quotes, and unfortunately, our least favorite deaths. we also finalize our Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher Ranking List, and we also did our first ever Movie tier list.
139. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 (2010)
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In this episode, we FINALLY revisit the Harry Potter series, discussing the impact of splitting the final book into two movies, character deaths, and behind-the-scenes trivia. We explore the evolution of the franchise and share personal memories and theories. Join us as we delve into the intricate details of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, exploring film adaptations, characters, and behind-the-scenes insights. Perfect for fans and newcomers alike, this episode offers a deep dive into the magic and mysteries of the wizarding world.
138. Miracle (2004)
Join us as we explore the iconic 2004 film Miracle, its historical context, and personal memories of hockey and the Winter Olympics. We delve into the strategies behind the 1980 'Miracle on Ice,' the making of the movie, and the significance of Olympic hockey victories. In this episode, Jeremy somehow puts on at least 6 different hockey jerseys. We also discuss the characters, key scenes, music, and how the film portrays the true story of the 1980 US Olympic hockey team, offering insights into sports movies and their emotional resonance.
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137. The 2025 Staple Awards
In this episode, we engage in a lively discussion about some of the best movies we've done in 2025, including the most heartwarming films, the worst movies of the year, and the best soundtracks?? We also explore the emotional depth of characters in kids' movies, share humorous takes on poorly received films, and celebrate the sense of adventure in good movies. The episode culminates in the announcement of the Stapliest Picture award!
136. Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
In this episode of Inside Quotes, Jeremy and Jonathan dive into the 2004 film "Christmas with the Kranks". They discuss their holiday traditions, the film's low ratings, and the themes of family, community, and the pressures of Christmas. The brothers reflect on their childhood memories, the characters' dynamics, and the film's humorous yet heartfelt moments. we share their ratings and thoughts on Tim Allen's career, emphasizing the importance of family and the holiday spirit.
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135. The Santa Clause 2 (2003)
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In this episode of Inside Quotes, hosts Jeremy and Jonathan dive into the holiday classic, The Santa Clause 2. They discuss their personal experiences with the film, the nostalgia it evokes, and how it compares to the original. The conversation touches on character development, humor, and the timeless depiction of the North Pole. They also explore the impact of sequels and the influence of nostalgia on movie perceptions, all while celebrating the joy of the holiday season. In this engaging conversation, Jeremy and Jonathan delve into the nostalgic elements of the Santa Claus franchise, particularly focusing on...
134. Bean (1997)
Episode 134 of Inside Quotes! This week we picked the 1997 film “Bean”. On Today's Episode:
• Burt Reynolds' purchase of Whistler's mother highlights absurd art prices.
• The art market often sees ludicrous valuations that defy logic.
• Understanding art value requires a deeper look into market dynamics.
• Art pricing can be influenced by celebrity ownership.
• The conversation challenges conventional views on art worth.
• Art valuation is subjective and varies widely among collectors.
• High prices in art can sometimes reflect cultural trends.
• The discussion raises questions about the future of art in...
133. Apollo 13 (1995)
Episode 133 of Inside Quotes! This week, Jonathan picked the 1995 film “Apollo 13”.
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On Today's Episode:
Field Trips to Kennedy Space Center Astronaut Ice Cream vs. Dippin’ Dots Jonathan Gift Shop Experience Jeremy’s trip to the Air and Space Museum Ron Howard - IMAX 30th Anniversary Release Filming in Space Iconic Quote - Houston We Have A Problem Artemis Program
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132. Gremlins (1984) - Featuring Bryce Bridgeman
Episode 132 of Inside Quotes! This week Bryce Bridgeman is back for a special Halloween episode! We're watching the 1984 film “Gremlins”.
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On Today's Episode:
Halloween vs Christmas movie? Our experiences watching for the first time How old is Billy? The bathroom buddy Practical effects - puppets and animatronics Invention of the PG-13 rating Plot: 3 rules, don’t break them Chris Columbus writing career Joe Dante - Underrated director?
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132. Gremlins (1984) - Featuring Bryce Bridgeman
Episode 132 of Inside Quotes! This week Bryce Bridgeman is back for a special Halloween episode! We're watching the 1984 film “Gremlins”.
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On Today's Episode:
Halloween vs Christmas movie? Our experiences watching for the first time How old is Billy? The bathroom buddy Practical effects - puppets and animatronics Invention of the PG-13 rating Plot: 3 rules, don’t break them Chris Columbus writing career Joe Dante - Underrated director?
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131. Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
Episode 131 of Inside Quotes! This week Jeremy picked the 2010 film “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.
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Dreams - back in school Middle School memories Yearbook photos Older brother pranks Getting called a geek Forced to square dance Would Roderick do well in Survivor? Harry Potter Series casting updates
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131. Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
Episode 131 of Inside Quotes! This week Jeremy picked the 2010 film “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.
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On Today's Episode:
Dreams - back in school Middle School memories Yearbook photos Older brother pranks Getting called a geek Forced to square dance Would Roderick do well in Survivor? Harry Potter Series casting updates
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130. Hercules (1997) - Featuring Kaleb Keenan
Episode 130 of Inside Quotes! This week our special guest Kaleb Keenan picked the 1997 film “Hercules”.
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On Today's Episode:
Watching movies in Romania Unhealthy school lunches Rainy days in afterschool care Hades is a standout villain Youtuber tier list videos Where does this movie rank in the Disney renaissance? Live action remake - fan casting Go the Distance (from Hercules) - BYU Vocal Point ft. The All-American Boys Chorus Movie adaptation changes from the greek myth
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129. Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) - SPOILER REVIEW
Episode 129 of Inside Quotes! We have a FANTASTIC double feature this week! Hear our Spoiler Review of the latest entry in the MCU, “Fantastic Four: First Steps” (2025). And if you haven’t already, check out our previous episodes on the Fantastic Four.
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Episode Guide:
107. Fantastic Four (2005)
128. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
129. Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
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Fantastic Four in the MCU Origin Story/Stand...
128. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Episode 128 of Inside Quotes! We have a FANTASTIC double feature this week, starting with the 2007 film “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer”.
We decided to rewatch this movie after seeing the new MCU movie "Fantastic Four: First Steps". Our spoiler review will be released next on the feed.
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Burger King - have they stopped innovating? Rise of the Silver Surfer Heroscape Rotten Tomatoes score - 2005 vs. 2007 Swapping Powers starting with the 2007 film “Fantastic Four: Rise of t...127. National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007)
Episode 127 of Inside Quotes! This week Jeremy picked the 2007 film “National Treasure: Book of Secrets”.
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On Today's Episode:
Jeremy’s recent trip to Washington D.C. Ford’s Theater 2007 movies Disney+ National Treasure series What is on page 47? What should National Treasure 3 be about? Trevor Rabin Soundtrack History Lessons Our Mount Rushmore of movie Presidents
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126. How To Train Your Dragon (2010)
Episode 126 of Inside Quotes! This week Jonathan picked the 2010 film “How To Train Your Dragon”.
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Book Club - What we’ve been reading HP Casting Update - Golden Trio Mediocre Impressions - Jay Baruchel and Jim Dale Audiobooks Theater Experience - Popcorn Fiasco of 2010 Live-Action Remake - Expectations/Concerns Directors: Dean DeBlois and Chris Sanders Favorite Scenes - Hiccup and Toothless' first flight, Be...
125. Nacho Libre (2006)
Episode 125 of Inside Quotes! This week Jeremy picked the 2006 film “Nacho Libre”.
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On Today's Episode:
Target Exclusive - DVD case with Stretchy Pants Black Friday deals Jared Hess, Mike White, Jack Black Fray Tormenta - The real Nacho Libre Nacho Libre TikTok’s Cinematic Eats Nacho’s purpose in life Nacho Libre Soundtrack - Spotify Playlist Is Nacho Libre a cult classic?
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124. The Big Green (1995)
Episode 124 of Inside Quotes! This week Jonathan picked the 1995 film “The Big Green”.
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Iconic Cheeto Opening Soccer memories - our first goals Dollar Theaters Kid sports movies of the 90’s Steve Gutenberg - Deputy Dog Boredom in a small town The Big Green Soundtrack
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123. Tarzan (1999)
Episode 123 of Inside Quotes! This week Jonathan picked the 1999 film “Tarzan”.
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On Today's Episode:
Tarzan’s Yell Childhood Memories - Trashing the Camp Tarzan II and The Legend of Tarzan Harry Potter Reboot Casting updates Lilo and Stitch Trailer Jeremy’s Walmart battery story Is Tarzan hot? Cheetah vs. Leopard vs. Jaguar Movie Trailer moments Phil Collins’ soundtrack
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