Childish
After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on "Childish". Hosted by real life friends, parents and award-winning podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life. This is safe for work. As long as you work in a meat packing plant.
Episode 239 - Today Is A Good Day
Owen finds his new happy place and Greg takes a trip to the beach.
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Episode 238 - Greg And The Intruder
Is woke dead? And why is Greg naked in the alley?
Plus Alison returns to live TV on Good Day LA and Greg takes on a three-inch cockroach.
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Episode 237 - Greg Sells Pins and Alison Sells CDs
We say goodbye to our dear friend Bald Bryan and hello to a lot of strangers in our yard.
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Episode 236 - Alison Gets Her Groove Back
Greg's house is falling apart and Alison's is doing just fine (especially the bedroom).
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Episode 235 - Hit and Run
Greg's car gets hit and Alison whips the bedtime routine into shape.
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Episode 234 - Where's Greg's Bag?
Alison has an explosive week and Greg says goodbye to a friend.
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Episode 233 - Blowing Chunks
Greg and Alison are enjoying the hell out of summer but one of them
needs to get to the beach.
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Episode 232 - Singing Our Way Through The Summer
Alison is embarrassed by how much lower Greg's low is as he rejoices
at his misfortune. Also: is it okay for parents to fly first class and put their kids in coach?
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Episode 231 - Don't Bet Against Greg
Alison doubts Greg and comes out looking really bad.
Greg makes a friend at the gym and Alison watches a dance marathon.
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Episode 230 - Dance Moms
Greg makes a friend at the gym and Alison watches a dance marathon.
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Episode 229 - Greg Grooms His Back Forty
Summer's here! The boys are swimming in a pool and Greg is swimming in
a pond. Alison hatches a plan to get invited to a neighbor's pool and
Greg's been bitten by a tick.
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Episode 228 - A Very Scary Hike
People are crushing on 02 and Greg makes a scene at the Netflix Is A
Joke festival. Plus how not to turn your kids into narcissists.
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Episode 227 - A Trip to the ER
Greg finds the magic cocktail and O2 needs an intervention. Plus, should kids who live at home pay rent?
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Episode 226 - Life Ain't So Bad, Is It?
We rate our parenting skills and feel pretty good about it. Plus Greg's Disney adventure and the insult to friendship pipeline.
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Episode 225 - Sixty Is The New Childish!
As Greg gets older, Alison seemingly just got younger.
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Episode 224 - The Proud Parent Podcast
Daniel is beefing up and Erin is getting drunken texts. Plus butter-fed toddlers are all the rage.
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Episode 223 - Snow Day on Childish
Alison recovers from throwing her boys their birthday parties and
Greg's Owen (O-1) has some great news.
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Episode 222 - Human Milk and Fish Tanks
We talk about our Owens and discuss sharing milk.
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Episode 221 - A Safe For work episode depending on where you work
Michelle Obama tells us to stop taking parenting so seriously and an English boy has to be hypnotized to stop eating sausage rolls.
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Episode 220 - Golden Globe Losers
Shunned by the golden globes but loved by our listeners, we're back
for another explosive episode!
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Episode 219 - Personal Hair Trimming
Alison goes on a late-night fro-yo run with Elliot and Greg spends a few days alone in his house. Plus the wild parrots of SF!
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Episode 218 - This Is Our Art
Thanksgiving had its ups and downs but it brought both our families closer together. And one of our Owens finally got a job.
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Episode 217 - Saving Private Rosen
Greg has a Skankfest-borne illness this week and Alison is trying to
control the language in her house.
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Episode 216 - Greg's on Painkillers and Alison's on a Post-Halloween High
We review our Halloween adventures and explore the 67 phenomenon.
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Episode 215 - Everything You Wanted to Know About Breastfeeding (And Las Vegas)
Alison is back in shape and Greg is lost in Vegas. Plus KFed spills the tea about the coke.
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Episode 214 - Viva Las Vegas
Greg gets busted in Alaska and Alison blows it out in Vegas. Plus we take a deep dive into public versus charter schools.
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Episode 213 - We Discuss Acetaminophen (pronounced uh-SEE-tuh-MIN-uh-fen)
We weigh in on the acetaminophen debate and Greg peels back the curtain on depression on the road.
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Episode 212 - From the Rolling Hills of Vermont to the the Mosquito Pit that is Burbank
Elliot has a new best friend as Greg parties with all his best friends in Vermont. And Alison struggles with her kids' disappointment.
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Episode 211 - Hot Hot Summer Episode
O1 seeks employment in New York while O2 Seeks friendship in Los Angeles. Meanwhile Greg has mice and Alison is forced to get a new computer.
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Episode 210 - Back to School and Off to New York
Alison prepares the boys for first and third grade as Greg checks in on Owen's move to New York. Plus Greg calls out a club.
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Episode 209 - Great News On Alison's Plumbing
We go deep into Alison's orifices and celebrate Owen's (0-1's) move to New York City
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Episode 208 - Owen 1 Wants to Go to New York and Owen 2 Wants to Get the Hell Out of Disneyland
Can you put a price on going to Disneyland? Yes you can it's 756 dollars for four people. Also we break down Greg's misunderstanding with his son.
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Episode 207 - Alison's Hawaiian Hurl
O2 shows us why Bill Maher is wrong about kids. Plus our recommendations for summer books about friendship.
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Episode 206 - Happy Late Father's Day and Welcome to Summer
Young Owen is learning to swim and Greg gets an interesting delivery from the mailman.
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Episode 205 - Alison's Tingle, Greg's Bike, and Why You Should Read to Your Kids
School's out and it's time to teach the boys how to ride a bike. Also JoJo is becoming a great musician.
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Episode 205 - Alison's Tingle, Greg's Bike, and Why You Should Read to Your Kids
School’s out and it’s time to teach the boys how to ride a bike. Also JoJo is becoming a great musician.
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Episode 204 - Call Me Before You Leave
Elliot has graduated to the shower, JoJo has a fender bender and Alison is enrolling in yoga classes. Or is she? And Greg rebounds!Â
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Episode 203 - Alison and Elliot's Big Adventure
We discuss and judge celebrity parenting. Plus a Mother's Day preview! And Alison is soon to be one foot closer to the grave.Â
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Episode 202 - Why To Have Kids
In this world where people are choosing to breed less we talk about why you should have more.
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Episode 201 - Entitled Ladies at a Comedy Show
We revisit the shocking discoveries in Alison's parents' house and Greg says something that will haunt Alison 'til her dying days. Meanwhile, Greg is a little under the weather.
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