Satan is my Superhero

When Jesus said “go forth and multiply,” some people heard “buy more television stations"...  Welcome to the worlds most successful (according to their own research) televangelist network - prosperity gospel giant ‘Daystar Television Network’.
Surely you are already familiar with them—since, according to their own statistics, Daystar TV is watched by (checks notes) — 7.3 BILLION PEOPLE. 
That's nearly everyone on the planet, including people without TVs, people without electricity, and more than a few people who are already dead. 
Impressive math for a christian broadcasting network whose name literally doubles as an alias for Lucifer...

Is Halloween Satanic? Satan says take it up with the Vatican.
Forget pagan death cults—modern Halloween has a lot more Catholic paperwork, medieval souling, and made-up Druid fan-fiction about Samhain. We’re taking a festive blowtorch to Halloween’s Satanic Panic to demonstrate that Satan did not, in fact, invent fun-size Snickers bars, Halloween is not the Devil’s holiday, and it’s not even Satan’s birthday (much to his dismay).
We're digging into All Saints' Day, All Souls' Day, medieval soul cakes, and Samhain—which turns out to have about as much historical evidence for its existe...

In Revelations 9 our favourite cranky god unleashes 200 million horses with lion heads, breathing fire out BOTH ends (insert fart joke)  because apparently hell needed a cavalry! Which is pretty metal of him, not gonna lie.
First up: some scary monster locusts clearly designed by a committee, none of whom had ever actually seen a locust. These guys rock scorpion tails, the faces of men, the hair of women and the teeth of lions. Horrifying as that sounds, don't worry — they can't kill you! They just torture you for a very precise, bureaucratically mandated five months.
Then the six...

As Big Bird sang "It's Not Easy Being Green" at Jim Henson's funeral, fundies managed to somehow twist this wholesome moment as evidence of a Satanic conspiracy. So how did the internet turn the nicest man in Hollywood into the Devil? 
Join us in Part 2 as we venture into The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth and The Storyteller, where children's entertainment gets tangled up with occult symbolism, Kabbalah, alchemy, demons and David Bowie's impressive yet inappropriate codpiece. Plus a very confused demonic Yoda from the 14th century, some Fraggle Rock satanic panic and a scary cathedral — and somehow Jim Henson's mem...

Jim Henson escaped a cult, met a ouija ghost and used the power of colourful puppets to help the CIA turn Sesame Street gay... allegedly. America amirite?
In Part 1 of our completely unnecessary two-part descent into Jim Henson lore, we follow the creator of Kermit, Miss Piggy and Cookie Monster from his Christian Science childhood through occult bookstores, MKUltra claims, Satanic Panic nonsense and a baffling amount of concern over the genitals of Big Bird — plus failed Muppet sketches on SNL, Alice Cooper stealing puppet souls, and Bert and Ernie threatening Western civilisation. Skepticism, religious satire and atheist co...

The Bible forgot to tell us what Jesus actually looked like, so ye olde artists just went with: really, really, really ridiculously good-looking. And almost always naked for some reason?
Christianity somehow ended up with a silky-haired, muscular, half-naked thirst trap Jesus who has been turning church pews into awkward puberty chambers for centuries. We follow handsome Jesus from the supposedly ugly Suffering Servant of Isaiah through Renaissance abs, transparent loincloths, exposed genitals and Michelangelo’s beefcake Messiah — all the way to the 2024 “Sexy Jesus” poster that sent conservative Christians into an outrage spiral. 
Along the way we invest...

How do you become a white supremacist whilst worshiping a brown Jewish fellow? You just rewrite the entire Bible until Everyone in it is white! Our Palestinian mate, White Jesus, takes us from the (very brown) early depictions of Jesus to British Israelism, the Ten Lost Tribes, an alleged Israelite Scotland, an attempt to find the Ark of the Covenant in Ireland, and finally Christian Identity — because when your theology has painted itself into an antisemitic corner, apparently the sensible solution is to move the entire Bible. Shocking absolutely no one, it turns out there's nothing particularly historical about Wh...

Black Sabbath says they never heard of Coven and we, of course, believe them... it's just that the calendar appears to have some follow-up questions.
Eight months before Sabbath dropped their debut, a Chicago band named Coven had already arrived armed with Satanic lyrics, inverted crosses, fake blood, a song called Black Sabbath, and a frontwoman named Jinx Dawson who signed her record deal in actual blood. Unfortunately, Charles Manson held up a copy of their album, record labels collectively wet themselves, and history quietly shoved heavy metal's real mother into a cupboard for fifty years...

Ah, Vatican City—undeniably the most metal place in Christianity, where all you need to defeat ancient pagan magic is a Latin engraving and the unearned confidence of a garden-variety white dude.
Turns out the holiest real estate on Earth was originally a gross, mosquito-infested swamp named after a deity of vaginal baby tears. Before the Pope moved in, Vatican City was just a miserable Etruscan bog where the wine tasted exactly like mildew and the locals worshipped Vagitanus—a childbirth deity whose name literally means "weeping" and who definitely lacked a feminist marketing team.
We t...

Chiropractors owe their entire medical philosophy to a ghost from Iowa. Yes—seriously! And apparently, the aggressive billing structure was the ghost's idea too.
Turns out alternative medicine wasn't discovered in a lab with "science" or "evidence" — it was channeled during a Victorian séance from a dead doctor whose primary contribution to medicine was: crack their neck, then charge them.
Magnetic healer D.D. Palmer took those ghost notes, adjusted a deaf janitor's spine, declared himself leader of a new religion, and somehow built a global healthcare profession. His son BJ then scaled the movement while famou...

Poe: father of American horror, pioneer of the macabre, and — according to at least one theory — a man who caught rabies from drinking bat blood at a Satanic ritual before his final, chaotic hours in Baltimore. Unfortunately, the official data also suggests 66.6% of poets are child molesters, and Poe is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statistic.

This episode, Satan Is My Superhero shines its black light on one of gothic literature's most influential weirdos. We cover the Faustian bargains, the occult obsessions, the time Satan literally refused someone's soul because Hell was alre...

God rips a cone, an angel weaponises a bong, and somehow this ends with a conspiracy theory about Chernobyl. The Book of Revelation chapter 8 kicks off with thirty minutes of ominous silence in heaven, which is unusual because heaven normally sounds like a sensory nightmare designed by a committee of screaming worship addicts. Then someone hands YHWH a giant "incense burner", seven angels break out the trumpets, and the apocalypse starts deleting the planet one-third at a time. 
But then Revelations drops its weirdest twist yet: a poisoned star called Wormwood crashes into Earth's water supply.  Which becomes co...

Satanic NASA conspiracy theories launch headfirst into the absolute brain-rot of the internet to expose the "Satanic origins" of rocket science. If you want to understand how devil-worshipping explosives nerd Jack Parsons became the bizarre link between Aleister Crowley, Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and the Apollo program... then this episode is your ultimate deep dive!
So is NASA anti-Christian, or are conspiracy theorists just bad at spelling? This week, Judas and Lexi tackle the wild history behind the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) and the literal sex cults that fueled early American rocketry. We track Jack...

They tried to make video games for Jesus… and accidentally invented demon-possessed animatronics instead. Turns out the road from Christian propaganda to FNaF horror mega-hit is shorter than expected.

Before creating Five Nights at Freddy’s, Scott Cawthon spent years making christian movies and video games designed to glorify god. Critics said his characters were too creepy… so he leaned into it and launched one of the biggest horror franchises in gaming history.

From there, things get weird.

This episode explores the strange world of Christian video games, the moral panic around gaming, and th...

Aleister Crowley — occultist, poet, mountaineer, possible spy, lifelong drug addict, and self-declared Beast 666. Depending on who you ask, he was either a visionary spiritual thinker… or a deeply unserious man doing sex rituals in the desert and calling it enlightenment.
In this episode, we dive into Crowley’s own words — from The Book of the Law to Magick in Theory and Practice — and try to figure out what the hell he was actually on about (chemically and philosophically).
Along the way:

If you've ever been told you're going to hell, you're going to feel right at home!

Not a chat show. Not safe for church. Definitely not normal. This is a loud, weird, structured comedy podcast that takes aim at religion, conspiracy theories, superstition, and the general stupidity of the universe.

This 3-minute trailer gives you everything you need to know — what the show is, what it isn’t, and whether you’re the kind of person who should probably keep listening.

Satan Is My Superhero is a fast-paced, blasphemous, satirical comedy podcast for atheis...

Is there such a thing as too much Satan in a video game? From the demon-slaying chaos of Devil May Cry, to the time EA faked a Christian protest and sent reviewers Rick-rolling “bombs,” we’re diving into gaming’s unholy obsession with Hell.
This week, Judas and Lexi unpack why developers keep turning the afterlife into a boss fight — including how a bored Resident Evil 4 development team accidentally created the Devil May Cry franchise, why EA relied on fake outrage to sell Dante’s Inferno, and the deeply normal world of Shin Megami Tensei, where God and Lucifer basi...

What if Heaven had a strict guest list… and you’re not on it?
We dive back into the chaotic fever dream of the Book of Revelations - specifically Chapter 7 — where John of Patmos introduces one of the Bible’s weirdest and most misunderstood ideas: the 144,000 “chosen ones.”

You’ve probably heard of the Rapture.
You’ve probably been told Christianity is “open to everyone.”
Yeah… about that....

Catch up on our previous Book of Revelation episodes here:
Ep. 00 | Ep. 01 | Ep. 02 | Ep. 03 | Ep. 04  | Ep. 05  | Ep. 06  | 

This chapter reveals:

Why was DOOM so controversial — and why did politicians, pastors, and parent groups try to ban it?
In 1993, DOOM didn’t just invent the modern first-person shooter — it also sparked a full-blown satanic moral panic. Banned in Germany, blamed for youth violence, linked to Columbine, and accused of promoting demonic symbols and devil worship, this gore-soaked trip through Hell turned Doomguy into a 90s counterculture icon.

Created by id Software — including John Romero and John Carmack — DOOM spread across university networks via dial-up, crashed office servers, and became the poster child for debates over violent video games. Fro...

If your church has a battle plan, colour coded demon maps, and something called a “prayer army”… you’re not dealing with metaphor anymore.

We track Spiritual Warfare into the modern era — where “principalities and powers” become the New Apostolic Reformation, Dominionism, Christian Nationalism, and strategic-level spiritual warfare inside the charismatic and evangelical movements. What started as an internal struggle with sin now fuels prayer armies, spiritual mapping, Christian Surveillance, and open talk of taking back governments for God.

From Michael Harper popularising the term in 1970, to C. Peter Wagner and Cindy Jacobs outlining multi-level battle strateg...

If your god is all-powerful, why does he need backup? Somewhere between “not against flesh and blood” and organized christian exorcism, the idea of spiritual warfare turned a metaphor about personal temptation turned into a full-blown cosmic battle plan — complete with the Armor of God from Ephesians 6!

In this episode we trace how our old mate Paul’s language about “principalities and powers” evolved into demon panic, virtue cosplay, holy war rhetoric, and modern evangelical spiritual warfare and culture war politics. From Origen’s internal battle with sin to Bunyan’s allegorical demon politics to 17th-century Catholic exorcism manuals...

Andrew Tate thinks Satanists secretly run the world, worship karma, control pop culture, and advertise their crimes in plain sight — which is a bold claim from the king of toxic masculinity given he’s wrong about Satanism, morality, science, himself, and literally everything else.
Join us as we break down Emory Andrew Tate III’s loud, confident, and wildly incorrect takes on Satanism, atheism, Islam, morality, masculinity, and “evil,” and examine why Satanic Panic remains such a reliable coping mechanism for misogyny and fragile masculinity.

From Hustlers University pseudo-philosophy and fake science to conspiracy thinking about pop stars...

 In this episode we replay our biggest mistakes, the worst sketches from 2024. When we say worst. Of course we don’t really mean they’re the worst. Except for maybe, the first one. It’s the Rev Stef doing Slayer doing The Phantom of the Opera…

...so yeah. 

But there’s fun stuff like Jezebel, she’s pretty promiscuous (allegedly). And Lord Byron he’s very promiscuous (definitely). There’s demonic Vocaloids, Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel! The Wanky Pranks guy is back. 

There’s sketch...

Too many beasts, not enough time? We got you. This is a supercut compilation of our deep dives into Revelations Chapters 4, 5, and 6 — stitched into one continuous, apocalyptic fever dream.

👉 no skipping between episodes
 👉 no losing the plot
 👉 just one long descent into heaven, hallucinations, and the end of the world

👉 Start here: Book of Revelation Supercut Volume 1 (Chapters 00–03) 

What’s inside this volume:

Chapter 4 — Heaven, but make it weird

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Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality.

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Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer energy: zero oversight, no training, and absolutely no refunds. This is the Etsy marketplace of demon removal, and the vibes are… exactly what you think.

In the finale of our Exorcist trilogy, we unpack the evangelical evolution of “demon hunting,” where faith healing crosses into LARPing, trauma gets rebranded as spiritual...

Some call it “spiritual warfare.” We call it centuries of trauma reenactments performed by bad cosplayers with holy water. The catholic church has been staging exorcisms since 1614 — turning mental illness, grief, and hysteria into holy horror shows for the masses. 

In this episode, we dig into the church’s obsession with exorcism, from Emma Schmidt and Roland Doe to Clara Germana Cele — the so-called “true stories” that inspired The Exorcist. We unravel how priests, nuns, and the Vatican mistook trauma for demons, weaponized fear for faith, and built a billion-dollar horror franchise in the process.  You’ll learn about:

Remember when priests became celebrities, horror became religion, and America decided to collectively believe Satan was real?  Yeah—that was The Exorcist’s fault.
Join us as we dig into the 1940s “possession” hoax that inspired the film, the novelist who sold it as truth, and the church that cashed in on the chaos.
This is how one movie turned fear into faith—and jump-started fifty years of Satanic Panic!
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Back before the Misfits shirt was a cult wardrobe staple, and long before Metallica covered them, the Misfits were a scrappy New Jersey punk gang chasing horror-movie dreams— led by a frontman who thought he was Elvis possessed by Satan. 

In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we dive into the Danzig era (1977–83)—the fights, the graves, the sticky-floored clubs, and the sound that rewired punk into something darker and bloodier.

Want more Danzig chaos? Check out Episode 74: Danzig  for our deep dive on Glenn’s steroidal debut album and his post-Misfits misadventu...

The Four Horsemen aren’t just pestilence, war, famine, and death—they’re everyone’s head-canon.

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In this episode of Satan Is My Superhero, we saddle up with John of Patmos and gallop through the wildest alternative theories ever shovelled onto Revelation 6.

Greek gods? Roman Empire? Catholicism? 

Communism? Disney princesses???

Grab your caffeinated Jesus Juice and ride with us—because apparently anything can be the Four Horsemen.

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