The Ned Natter Show

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By: Ned Natter

"Well ‘Ello me lovelies - it’s me Ned Natter with the famously unpasteurized and unfiltered Ned Natter Radio Show - ready to brighten your day! First up it’s great to be here with you again - thanks for your lovely comments and messages - it’s time for a good old natter – but remember I don’t chat about the regular news and current affairs – oh no, I’m here to give you a break from it all - a good laugh - even when it’s only once a week on Wednesday – remember you can listen to all the shows again...

The Ned Natter Show Episode #85 “Philosophy, Hazards, Marriage & Sub-contractors”
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Last Wednesday at 4:00 AM

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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy week, only this time I’ve been getting a bit philosophical – added to that you need to remember I’ve been dealing with high inflation for years, in fact I don’t even remember a day when the wife wasn’t inflating - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!<...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #84 “A Visitor, A Shortsighted Shooter & The Blame Game”
#84
05/11/2022

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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy windy week, only this time we’ve had what you’d call a genuine alien sighting, yep, right here on the farm – added to that I’ve been in the center of a welfare case and a heated argument - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!

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The Ned Natter Show Episode #83 “Psychedelics, Clichés, Bricks & Ticks”  
#83
05/04/2022

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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a very hot week and that’s just the weather – but tempers were flying after I had a crackdown and reclaimed me farm, well almost – some things never change around here - added to that I think me life’s overwhelmed with a single cliché - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #82 “Peanut Weapons, Scorch Marks & Gluttony”
#82
04/27/2022

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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a windy week, yep that’s the weather, not the wife’s endless pizza munching, added to that we haven’t got any ums and errs here, oh no just the cold hard facts and a bunch of weird neighbors - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!

Yessi...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #81 “A Proposal, Arson, Weight Gain & Spies”
#81
04/20/2022

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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a wet and windy week, added to that we’ve still got sculptor Wilma’s mother Winnie Winklestein staying in the farmhouse – to be honest three crows nesting in me living room is too much to bear – added to that me relative and fulltime conman Skip Natter has been busy creating an alien encounter in me back woods and all for pure profit – oh dear – added to that things are getting heavier right now, but we got a proposa...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #80 “A Wedding, A Dentist, Pasta & Sicilians”  
#80
04/13/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we had a pleasant event for a change, yep, me Ferrari obsessed over-priced tractor mechanic Luigi Spaghettori tied the knot with Wilma the stone sculptor and former artist retreat guest – added to that they chose me farm as the venue – oh dear – added to that we had an extra-terrestrial expert show up to examine me cabbage circle conspiracy and put more stupid ideas into me crooked relative Skip Natter’s already overcrowded corrupt head...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #79 “Peanuts, Reincarnation, Headlines & Stupidity”  
#79
04/06/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start Season Number Seven and it’s been a wet and windy start to the week of course I’m chatting about the weather not the wife – added to that we’ve got a new neighbor too, yep, a peanut farmer, who says he’s got the cleanest organic nuts in America – yep, quite a boast indeed - added to that me rapping restaurant and C-store owning buddy Pashana Kondapindi c...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #78 “Stolen Greens, Bookies, Naps & Pests”
#78
03/30/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show SEASON FINALE, where life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!

Elsie and Beyondit are well and truly stuffed this week by Frank “The Stuffer Fan” from the Cougar Dating site.

Ned’s nightmare is full of green cabbage eating monsters - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the way folks are conned by the recycling craze.

Alice adopts nobody this week but does...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #77 “Get Rich Quick, Seniors, Scams & Death”
#77
03/23/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show where if you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me!

Ned’s nightmare is full of stuffer dates with the sofa-dwelling human eating zombies - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the increase in fame and fortune after death.

Alice adopts a nine banded armadillo and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.

Old Nan rememb...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #76 “Visitors, Allergies, Carnivals & Deception”
#76
03/16/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show If you want to call a family meeting - turn off the WiFi and sit in the room where it is located!

Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan and Toshiko is playing a LOSING game of poker with me collards - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the obsession with flying vehicles.

Alice adopts an Ant Farm and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #75 “Hair, Road Rage, Circles & Space”
#75
03/09/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak!

Ned’s nightmare is burning up with cabbages and aliens- and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the idea of shortages.

Alice adopts a pet Possum as some of the local crazy folks just want to hunt it or eat it - and she provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the W...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #74 “Infighting, Tension, Chance & Tires”
#74
03/02/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show can gravy be considered a beverage!

Our special feature is Ned’s Worst Book of The Year Award, with a countdown to the six worst books ever printed in the last year – and the perfect “kindle” for a well lit(erary) fire! (couldn’t resist the puns here)

Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan smoking and drinking like a baby who had one too many bottles last...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #73 “Drama, Teeth, Intelligence & Occultism”
#73
02/23/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program we’re up to our necks with more drama on The Ned Natter Show than you’d find in a soap opera!

Ned’s nightmare has Rush ready and lit for a burning at the stake (and we don’t mean throwing the meat on the grill) - and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of Artificial Intelligence in online chat support!

Alice is offered a GOP elephant and provides us with yet anot...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #72 “Pain, Surgery, Co-habiting & Grubs”
#72
02/16/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is crazy because common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it on The Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares are full of Nan’s obscene abuse of brother Nelson Natter’s no limit credit card and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of plastic surgery!

Alice adopts Boa Constrictor and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.

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The Ned Natter Show Episode #71 “Lawyers, Inflation, Crypto & More Botox”
#71
02/09/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone can HODL (hold on for dear life) on The Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares are full of hammers, dogs and slamming doors and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of inflation!

Alice adopts an eight-legged friend and provides us with yet another fascinating morsel of the Wonders of Nature.

Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko go for broke all over the South of Flori...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #70 “Botox, Zapping, Cheating & Spandex”
#70
02/02/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has gone whoop-de-do on The Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares are rotating in the biggest microwave on earth - and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the word free!

Alice takes Ned in, but only long enough to take a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit.

Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko have broken Virgil the poor mailman!

Rush Rec...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #69 “Toys, Language, Romance & Manatees”
#69
01/26/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is gone kale crazy on the Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares are full of manatees and cows and they are not the same thing folks- and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the way our language is being delivered and even manipulated!

Alice is a distracted with a three-legged cat but takes a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit.

Old Nan...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #68 “Taxis, Dementia, Recalls & Remotes”
#68
01/19/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has lost their mind on the Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares have Nan over a barrel and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of dementia.

Alice is a happy bunny and treats us to another Wonders of Nature about predators.

Old Nan can’t see the fox employer in her best buddy Toshiko – which further adds confusion to Rush and his Recalls OH DEAR!

Ding Dang’s has s...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #67 “Fugitives, Mummies, Packaging & Camels”
#67
01/12/2022

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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with low budgets and tight jeans that would make a camel spit and all on the Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares are hanging on a thin light and his Sagacious Moment ponders green horned environmentalists.

Alice is decking the cards and has a big eye on the Wonders of Nature.

Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and when she’s not wrapped up in herself, s...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #66 “History, Unfriendliness, Cryogenics & Coffee”
#66
01/05/2022

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🐔 It’s a BRAND-NEW SEASON 6 and a perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with half-hearted New Year’s Resolutions on the Ned Natter Show!

Ned’s nightmares are set alight and his Sagacious Moment ponders dismantled history.

Alice is toying with the Crystal Balls again and another dose of the Wonders of Nature.

Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and finds the mailman Virgil absolutely shocking - OH DEAR!

Rush becomes a preacher and dodges t...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #65 “New Year, Visitors, Fights & Squirrels”  
#65
12/29/2021

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🐔 It’s a packed program on the Ned Natter Show as the folk’s ring in the New Year and the end of Season 5 and everything is a cock-up, a punch up or just plain nuts!

Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up is “Elsie’s New Year Shocker!” and she’s shocking the heck out of poor old Ned in his nightmares...AGAIN!

Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering digital squirrels and he’s also getting steamed up over the Crystal Balls with Young Alice Jones for ano...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #64 “Babysitters, Guests, Cake & Murder”
#64
12/22/2021

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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show Ned’s farmhouse is full of stuffers and party guests, yep that’s three days of mayhem!

Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares and childhood dreams as fat Santa and then scares the heck out of everyone as she returns with Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups with her revolting “Elsie’s Seasonal Cake Surprise!”

Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering young children and their modern electronic babysitters. He’s also up and down...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #63 “Fairies, Sweaters, Ghouls & Toes”
#63
12/15/2021

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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is heating up with festive cheer and fear as Ned and Elsie celebrate their wedding anniversary and Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares as the Sugar Plump Fairy on top of New York’s Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Tree – Oh Dear!

Ned has a Sagacious Moment and recycles ideas and fashions of yesteryear and chats with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature.

Old Nan and Toshiko are betting o...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #62 “Mice, Rice, Dogs & Saturn”
#62
12/08/2021

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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is lovely and quiet this week as Elsie and Beyondit are away on a river cruise for seven days of buoyant fun, food and flatulence. However, they are both haunting Ned in in his nightmares as they take over the Daytona 500 racing track in a pair of Mart Carts – Oh Dear!

Ned is still super busy with a Sagacious Moment and ponders The Festive Season. Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonde...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #61 “Patience, Divining, Headstones & Bats”
#61
12/01/2021

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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is fabulous, fun and all in the Florida sun as the Artist Retreat kicks off with a visit from a couple of snow birds who can’t fly, but should take a flying leap with their artistic expressions.

Elsie and Beyondit are layaway’s having their cake and eating it in their Black Friday bonanza.

Ned’s nightmares are overflowing into next year and he has a Sagacious Moment with patience and visits with Young Alice Jon...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #60 “Food, Thanksgiving, Power Bills & Rubber”
#60
11/24/2021

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🐔 It’s Thanksgiving down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmares are just beginning...

The Artist Retreat kicks off with three new members in resident, who are about as dazed and confused about WHO they are, let alone WHY they’re here.

Elsie and Beyondit are disturbing the peace and touring the grocery aisles with Ding Dang and Dolly in tow and the equivalent of twelve mart carts of food.

Ned’s electric bill soars and Dolly’s tutor’s ele...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #59 “Scientists, Shopping, Pigeonholes & Plastic”  
#59
11/17/2021

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🐔 In a packed show down here on Two Medicine Farm, Ned’s nightmare’s are zooming out of control in the grocery aisles, with Elsie in hot pursuit...

Elsie and Beyondit are still torturing the couch and Nan and Toshiko push old mailman Virgil into a casino visit and across the floor which leaves him out of pocket and with a sore A$$ -- OH DEAR!

Beyondit and Ding Dang have their first lover’s tiff with Ding Dang wear...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #58 “Hedge Layers, Parasites, Pick-Up’s & Supper”  
#58
11/10/2021

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🐔Ned’s Florida Island AKA Two Medicine Farm is thoroughly beastly this week!

Nan goes all out for a Japanese, card sharping, whisky galore supper date with poor USPS mailman Virgil, and Toshiko is hell bent on serving poison cuisine as the reluctant chef and a third wheel to the whole charade.

It’s a sink or swim adventure as Beyondit and Elsie dream bomb poor Ned-- OH DEAR!

Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #57 “Sextuplets, Golf, Gravediggers & UFO’s”
#57
11/03/2021

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🐔Two Medicine Farm is balls deep in trouble this week!

Ned’s nightmares take a turn for the worst when Beyondit gives birth to sextuplets and cabbages- OH DEAR!

Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones as she juggles her balls, crystal that is- with the Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Dragonflies and Mosquitoes!

Rush is being helpful and working on his private “conversion through kindness” initiative to get GOP voters– this...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #56 “Halloween, Bulls, Witches & Movies”
#56
10/27/2021

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🐔 It’s an extravaganza of crazy creepy Halloween celebrations and enough tossing and turning of bulls and oranges to start an innuendo club, down here on Two Medicine Farm this week!

Ned’s nightmares are invaded by ghouls, witches, wizards, warlocks and monsters - and that’s just the family! OH DEAR!

Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about Wolf Spiders and bad backs!

In the segment “How...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #55 “Heavyweights, Hummingbirds, Vacations, & Relatives”
#55
10/20/2021

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🐔 This week feature’s an array of Ned’s relatives turning up from the past, present and future as the “Battle of The Bulge” ensues and Elsie wins hands down at the weigh-in and a round of rabbit punches (a kind of stew) at a whopping knock-out 405lbs on the scales, throwing opponent Beyondit onto the ropes with a low blow that she could recover from with that deadly south paw that just keeps diving for the high-cholesterol tacos, in time for a worthy comeback match.

Ned vi...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #54 “Ned’s Birthday, Snakes, Smog & Actors”
#54
10/13/2021

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🐔 This week is Ned’s birthday and everyone but Ned is celebrating. Ned’s nightmares involve underwater rappers and hearing weird voices.

Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for a nice cuppa of Wonders of Nature – this week it’s all about ants that are also farmers!

In the segment “How to Be A Republican” Rush has obviously taken too many laxatives - for his mouth!

Old Fred the nudist’s party includes lollipop sucking movie star guests that ain’t from H...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #53 “Caterpillars, Predators, Knots & Stinks”
#53
10/06/2021

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🐔 We are hitting Season 5 and Episode 53, with a brand-new round of fantastic farm follies!

Ned is fully farming strawberries and cabbages which makes the fields of Two Medicine farm look lovely and colorful!

This week’s episode full of goodies that will entertain you as Ned’s nightmares get totally bizarre and give a new meaning to the term wet dream.

Ned visits with Young Alice Jones for his usual weekly fair-trade coffee...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #52 “Matrimony, Graffiti, Hygiene & Botox”
#52
09/29/2021

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🐔 A major milestone this week as it’s our SEASON #4 FINALE and 52 Weeks of fun and laughter- WOW!

Ned changes from poultry farming to fruits and veggies, to everyone’s relief!

This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Health Food Surprise” which is neither healthy or a surprise.

I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake and a dose of her Wonders of Nature – this week it...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #51 “Paradise, Waxing, Chemtrails & Mailboxes”
#51
09/22/2021

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🐔 It’s a week of innuendos and wood in about every corner of the show!

Ned’s escapes to his own Fantasy Island but wakes to the worst nightmare ever!

This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a joint-venture tower of terror event called “Elsie and Beyondit’s Multi-storey Sandwich Surprise”.

Old Nan and Toshiko are still terrorizing the local residents with their drones and I visit with Young Alice Jones for my us...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #50 “Dreams, Drones, Bats & Potty Putters”
#50
09/15/2021

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🐔 Ned’s nightmares are back again and this week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a disgusting wriggly mess called “Elsie’s Florida Mud Pie Surprise”.

Old Nan and Toshiko go on another of their old crow adventures and terrorize the local residents with their new drones – of which Rush gets a first-hand crash course whilst playing with himself in the bathroom - Oh Dear!

I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan cake...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #49 “Golf, Blackout, Toxicity & Itchy Digits”
#49
09/08/2021

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🐔 Elsie and her BFF BBW A.K.A. Beyondit Brandisha Washington, are now idiot experts that are suffering from itchy digit and restless mouth syndrome. This week’s episode of “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is a chocky, corn-flakey mess called “Elsie’s Shocking Cereal Surprise”.

Old Nan and Toshiko go on another of their old crow adventures and terrorize the local Greenways Golf course - Oh Dear!

I visit with Young Alice Jones for my usual weekly fair-trade coffee and vegan...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #48 “Curry, Annulment, Old Stock & Buffalo”  
#48
09/01/2021

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🐔 Down ‘ere on Two Medicine Farm it’s abbreviations and innuendos galore this week!

Elsie and her BFF BBW A.K.A. Beyondit Brandisha Washington, are assaulting my poor sofa. Grocery shopping is now a “Man and Van” experience which means the poor driver has a couple of extra heavy boilers to add to his weekly furniture moving schedule.

“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is called “Elsie’s Fruit Bun Cake Surprise” – and is nothing like the title describes, which is no surprise.

Me lucky pet...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #47 “Sushi, Cake, Wool, Tents & Prowlers”
#47
08/25/2021

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Sushi, Cake, Wool, Tents & Prowlers

🐔 Down here on Two Medicine Farm it really is a “roll your eyes” kind of a week!

It’s Toshiko Suzuki’s 103rd birthday, Old Nan and Toshiko go to a sushi restaurant and a nightclub – the experiences leave Old Nan totally confused and Toshiko extremely amused - Oh Dear!

To make matters even worse, “Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is an attempt at a celebratory cake for Toshiko called “Elsie’s birthday cake Surprise” which really does put things in...


The Ned Natter Show Episode #46 “Sailing, Tailgating, Rugs & Neat Water”
#46
08/18/2021

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Sailing, Tailgating, Rugs & Neat Water

🐔 It’s all a bit sticky and sweet down here on Two Medicine Farm!

Me farm cat Young Charles has specially designed and fitted solar panels after a disastrous run-in with a pair of rat traps!

“Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up” is another horribly super sweet concoction called “Elsie’s chocolate coated chocolate Surprise”!

Old Nan and Toshiko Suzuki go on their latest cultural outing to The Sail and Dine Experience; and t...