The Ned Natter Show
"Well ‘Ello me lovelies - it’s me Ned Natter with the famously unpasteurized and unfiltered Ned Natter Radio Show - ready to brighten your day! First up it’s great to be here with you again - thanks for your lovely comments and messages - it’s time for a good old natter – but remember I don’t chat about the regular news and current affairs – oh no, I’m here to give you a break from it all - a good laugh - with all 100 Episodes of my Monologues to date posted here so you can listen to all the shows ag...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #100 “Reflection, Winners, A Century, & Roadblocks”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had an entertaining week indeed - well put it this way it’s show number 100 – yep, I’ve finally reached a century – added to that the Goggle Earth satellite’s picked up the wife’s image, yep, from space and me farmhand - well there’s only one way to put it - yep, he stinks - added to that, we’ve finally had some winners and that’s a rare thing around here - anyway I’m sure you’re...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #99 “Rumbling, Dating, Guarding, & Pinning”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, I’ve had a week, yep, that’s the only way of saying it - a week – yep, of drama that is – I’ve had rumblings on me driveway, non-binaries in me barn, cooking in me living room and a seriously pinned down farmhand - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on th...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #98 “Reconciliation, Hanging, Shaving & Dieting”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot week and some good news, yep, with a little reconciliation I’ve gained a lot of space – the wife Elsie has promised to diet – me hideous mother-in-law is AWOL and me old mother is trying for a winning streak - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hear – that’s right here on...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #97 “Students, Fishing, Ants & Sinkholes”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and stormy week, been surrounded by film students, wrapped up a farm documentary and learned that we’re going to have an overinflated living room squatter for the foreseeable future – added to that a certain dating website is getting some extra visitors too - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features you’ll only hea...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #96 “Travel, Eviction, Stranded & Overheated”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a hot and hectic week, whilst me farm’s still under the German filmmakers microscope - well let’s just say the documentary is nearing completion - added to that someone’s finally vacated me living room, yep - but not the person I’d hoped would leave - added to that I ended up suffering the blistering heat inside me truck in South Florida - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #95 “Baking, Extras, Awards & Cheating”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a baking hot week interspersed with thunderstorms, but with the gorgers around here I shouldn’t really mention baking and with the weight on me sofa I shouldn’t mention thunder either – added to that a painstaking real life documentary is underway on the farm, yep, I did say pain – it’s only the mother-in-law that worries about staking around here – oh well wishful thinking - anyway I’m sure you’re just going to love me always per...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #94 “Wide, Weird, Wobbly & Wrong”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a highly unusual week and perhaps what you’d call a very unusual visitor here on the farm – it’s not often we get a visit from anyone that’s not either trying to sell me something or worst still trying to sponge off me endless hospitality - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular featu...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #93 “Birthdays, Bulls, Duds & Ducks”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a week with the wife Elsie’s birthday and believe me that’s good for nobody – she expects big presents, big eats and a big party – oh dear – and all we’ve had down here in the south is big heat and even bigger drama - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regular features you’ll only he...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #92 “Collapsing, Art, Dartboards & Piercings”
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This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start of Season Number Eight, yep, I might be able to shake up me show a bit from time to time, but I’m still having trouble shaking up me personal life, that’s right it’s called farm and family - oh dear – an ugly combination indeed - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at me other crazy regu...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #91 “Independence, Broadway, Smothering & Whips”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been scorching and stormy outdoors and searing and sticky indoors – we’ve had a couple of surprise visitors too, they ended up with a bigger surprise than they bargained for - added to that I want to celebrate Independence Day, yep - by giving me entire family their independence too - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly pa...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #90 “Duds, Amendments, Denial & Daydreams”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had one of those crazy weeks, it’s been eyes down and house in me farmhouse – yep, we’ve been overrun with duds, bingo callers and fleas – far from a good combination - I’ve been having bad dreams and added to that one of our skinnier farmhouse occupants nearly met his end through sudden suffocation - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #89 “Dieting, Thrashing, Fleas, Ponies & Pigs”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a troubling week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana Troglodyte are back home from their hospital stay and me living room’s well, put it this way – standing room only – claustrophobic’s an understatement – most canned sardines have got more room than I’ve got - oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #88 “Snakes, Socks, Misfires & Mischief”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife and the mother-in-law Satana are still confined in the hospital, still me living room’s claustrophobic again for other reasons and we’ve had a cause-and-effect accident in me far field – oh dear - either way I’m sure you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #87 “Astronauts, Brooms, Bog Men & Alcoholic Pigs”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a bit of a disastrous week – Elsie the wife finally succumbed and the mother-in-law Satana ended up confined, yep for good reason, also me old mother Nan’s using new tactics on me pet pig - added to that the wife’s buddy Beyondit struggled back from a week of honeymoon dining and worse still me neighbor Old Rush is back with a broken agenda – oh dear - either way I hope you’re just going to love...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #86 “Gatecrashers, Fights, Shadows & Free-Range Food”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a stormy week and that was in addition to the wedding, yep Beyondit and skinny Frank have tied the knot, and believe be it doesn’t look quite as tight as it should be, to be honest it’s already looking pretty thunderous too - oh dear - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #85 “Philosophy, Hazards, Marriage & Sub-contractors”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy week, only this time I’ve been getting a bit philosophical – added to that you need to remember I’ve been dealing with high inflation for years, in fact I don’t even remember a day when the wife wasn’t inflating - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!<...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #84 “A Visitor, A Shortsighted Shooter & The Blame Game”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had another crazy windy week, only this time we’ve had what you’d call a genuine alien sighting, yep, right here on the farm – added to that I’ve been in the center of a welfare case and a heated argument - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
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The Ned Natter Show Episode #83 “Psychedelics, Clichés, Bricks & Ticks”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a very hot week and that’s just the weather – but tempers were flying after I had a crackdown and reclaimed me farm, well almost – some things never change around here - added to that I think me life’s overwhelmed with a single cliché - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #82 “Peanut Weapons, Scorch Marks & Gluttony”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a windy week, yep that’s the weather, not the wife’s endless pizza munching, added to that we haven’t got any ums and errs here, oh no just the cold hard facts and a bunch of weird neighbors - either way you’re just going to love me always perpendicularly packed show – more so when we take a look at those other crazy regular features and callers from around the world too!
Yessi...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #81 “A Proposal, Arson, Weight Gain & Spies”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve had a wet and windy week, added to that we’ve still got sculptor Wilma’s mother Winnie Winklestein staying in the farmhouse – to be honest three crows nesting in me living room is too much to bear – added to that me relative and fulltime conman Skip Natter has been busy creating an alien encounter in me back woods and all for pure profit – oh dear – added to that things are getting heavier right now, but we got a proposa...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #80 “A Wedding, A Dentist, Pasta & Sicilians”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we had a pleasant event for a change, yep, me Ferrari obsessed over-priced tractor mechanic Luigi Spaghettori tied the knot with Wilma the stone sculptor and former artist retreat guest – added to that they chose me farm as the venue – oh dear – added to that we had an extra-terrestrial expert show up to examine me cabbage circle conspiracy and put more stupid ideas into me crooked relative Skip Natter’s already overcrowded corrupt head...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #79 “Peanuts, Reincarnation, Headlines & Stupidity”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on the Ned Natter Show from Florida, we’ve reached the start Season Number Seven and it’s been a wet and windy start to the week of course I’m chatting about the weather not the wife – added to that we’ve got a new neighbor too, yep, a peanut farmer, who says he’s got the cleanest organic nuts in America – yep, quite a boast indeed - added to that me rapping restaurant and C-store owning buddy Pashana Kondapindi c...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #78 “Stolen Greens, Bookies, Naps & Pests”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show SEASON FINALE, where life is short. Smile while you still have teeth!
Elsie and Beyondit are well and truly stuffed this week by Frank “The Stuffer Fan” from the Cougar Dating site.
Ned’s nightmare is full of green cabbage eating monsters - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the way folks are conned by the recycling craze.
Alice adopts nobody this week but does...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #77 “Get Rich Quick, Seniors, Scams & Death”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program on The Ned Natter Show where if you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me!
Ned’s nightmare is full of stuffer dates with the sofa-dwelling human eating zombies - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the increase in fame and fortune after death.
Alice adopts a nine banded armadillo and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan rememb...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #76 “Visitors, Allergies, Carnivals & Deception”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show If you want to call a family meeting - turn off the WiFi and sit in the room where it is located!
Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan and Toshiko is playing a LOSING game of poker with me collards - and Ned’s Sagacious Moment ponders the obsession with flying vehicles.
Alice adopts an Ant Farm and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #75 “Hair, Road Rage, Circles & Space”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak!
Ned’s nightmare is burning up with cabbages and aliens- and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the idea of shortages.
Alice adopts a pet Possum as some of the local crazy folks just want to hunt it or eat it - and she provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the W...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #74 “Infighting, Tension, Chance & Tires”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where only on The Ned Natter Show can gravy be considered a beverage!
Our special feature is Ned’s Worst Book of The Year Award, with a countdown to the six worst books ever printed in the last year – and the perfect “kindle” for a well lit(erary) fire! (couldn’t resist the puns here)
Ned’s nightmare is Old Nan smoking and drinking like a baby who had one too many bottles last...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #73 “Drama, Teeth, Intelligence & Occultism”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program we’re up to our necks with more drama on The Ned Natter Show than you’d find in a soap opera!
Ned’s nightmare has Rush ready and lit for a burning at the stake (and we don’t mean throwing the meat on the grill) - and Ned’ Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of Artificial Intelligence in online chat support!
Alice is offered a GOP elephant and provides us with yet anot...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #72 “Pain, Surgery, Co-habiting & Grubs”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is crazy because common sense is like deodorant – the people who need it most never use it on The Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are full of Nan’s obscene abuse of brother Nelson Natter’s no limit credit card and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of plastic surgery!
Alice adopts Boa Constrictor and provides us with yet another fascinating insight into the Wonders of Nature.
...The Ned Natter Show Episode #71 “Lawyers, Inflation, Crypto & More Botox”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone can HODL (hold on for dear life) on The Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are full of hammers, dogs and slamming doors and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of inflation!
Alice adopts an eight-legged friend and provides us with yet another fascinating morsel of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko go for broke all over the South of Flori...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #70 “Botox, Zapping, Cheating & Spandex”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has gone whoop-de-do on The Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are rotating in the biggest microwave on earth - and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the word free!
Alice takes Ned in, but only long enough to take a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit.
Old Nan and her best buddy Toshiko have broken Virgil the poor mailman!
Rush Rec...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #69 “Toys, Language, Romance & Manatees”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone is gone kale crazy on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are full of manatees and cows and they are not the same thing folks- and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of the way our language is being delivered and even manipulated!
Alice is a distracted with a three-legged cat but takes a moment for another Wonders of Nature tidbit.
Old Nan...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #68 “Taxis, Dementia, Recalls & Remotes”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program where everyone has lost their mind on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares have Nan over a barrel and his Sagacious Moment ponders the serious subject of dementia.
Alice is a happy bunny and treats us to another Wonders of Nature about predators.
Old Nan can’t see the fox employer in her best buddy Toshiko – which further adds confusion to Rush and his Recalls OH DEAR!
Ding Dang’s has s...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #67 “Fugitives, Mummies, Packaging & Camels”
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🐔 This week is another perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with low budgets and tight jeans that would make a camel spit and all on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are hanging on a thin light and his Sagacious Moment ponders green horned environmentalists.
Alice is decking the cards and has a big eye on the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and when she’s not wrapped up in herself, s...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #66 “History, Unfriendliness, Cryogenics & Coffee”
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🐔 It’s a BRAND-NEW SEASON 6 and a perpendicularly packed program sprinkled with half-hearted New Year’s Resolutions on the Ned Natter Show!
Ned’s nightmares are set alight and his Sagacious Moment ponders dismantled history.
Alice is toying with the Crystal Balls again and another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan is reminiscing about bad relatives and finds the mailman Virgil absolutely shocking - OH DEAR!
Rush becomes a preacher and dodges t...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #65 “New Year, Visitors, Fights & Squirrels”
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🐔 It’s a packed program on the Ned Natter Show as the folk’s ring in the New Year and the end of Season 5 and everything is a cock-up, a punch up or just plain nuts!
Elsie’s Cooking Cock-up is “Elsie’s New Year Shocker!” and she’s shocking the heck out of poor old Ned in his nightmares...AGAIN!
Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering digital squirrels and he’s also getting steamed up over the Crystal Balls with Young Alice Jones for ano...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #64 “Babysitters, Guests, Cake & Murder”
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🐔 This week on the Ned Natter Show Ned’s farmhouse is full of stuffers and party guests, yep that’s three days of mayhem!
Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares and childhood dreams as fat Santa and then scares the heck out of everyone as she returns with Elsie’s Cooking Cock-ups with her revolting “Elsie’s Seasonal Cake Surprise!”
Ned has a Sagacious Moment pondering young children and their modern electronic babysitters. He’s also up and down...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #63 “Fairies, Sweaters, Ghouls & Toes”
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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is heating up with festive cheer and fear as Ned and Elsie celebrate their wedding anniversary and Elsie haunts Ned in in his nightmares as the Sugar Plump Fairy on top of New York’s Rockefeller Center’s Christmas Tree – Oh Dear!
Ned has a Sagacious Moment and recycles ideas and fashions of yesteryear and chats with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonders of Nature.
Old Nan and Toshiko are betting o...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #62 “Mice, Rice, Dogs & Saturn”
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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is lovely and quiet this week as Elsie and Beyondit are away on a river cruise for seven days of buoyant fun, food and flatulence. However, they are both haunting Ned in in his nightmares as they take over the Daytona 500 racing track in a pair of Mart Carts – Oh Dear!
Ned is still super busy with a Sagacious Moment and ponders The Festive Season. Ned also visits with Young Alice Jones for another dose of the Wonde...
The Ned Natter Show Episode #61 “Patience, Divining, Headstones & Bats”
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🐔 Two Medicine Farm is fabulous, fun and all in the Florida sun as the Artist Retreat kicks off with a visit from a couple of snow birds who can’t fly, but should take a flying leap with their artistic expressions.
Elsie and Beyondit are layaway’s having their cake and eating it in their Black Friday bonanza.
Ned’s nightmares are overflowing into next year and he has a Sagacious Moment with patience and visits with Young Alice Jon...
