YES WE CANADA The Progressives Guide to Getting the Fuck Out - Season Five
Thinking of moving to Canada? Of course you are and we can help. Yes We Canada is the American Progressives Guide to getting the fuck out. Canada… explained… hilariously.
OUR MAN IN CANADA...THE CURIOUS ADVENTURES OF U.S. AMBASSADOR PETE HOEKSTRA
Can you imagine being the most hated man in a country? Can you imagine 278,981 people in the country you are visiting hate you so much that they sign a petition to get you kicked out? Come on down US Ambassador Peter Hoekstra. 7600 Canadians died liberating your The Netherlands, your native land from the Nazi's in 1945 and you have the gall to call Canadians "nasty"? It's time for a reckoning!
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THE WHOLE TRUTH & NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH - WASHINGTON GETS JUDGY
Who doesn't love a great congressional hearing in the middle of the summer? The twisted testimony, the colonoscopic questioning, the semantic summersaults, the pretzel logic, oh no, you are actually going to love this...get comfortable and press play or play press, as you wish...we're gonna get truthy!
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JUST ICE SLUSHY - TRUMP'S ANTI-WEAPONIZATION SLUSH FUND
If you enjoy graft, grift and gross, this is the episode for you...grab a slushy and gather round the pod to hear all about the Anti Weaponization Fund - recently put on ice, but you know it sure is a fun episode...you'll learn stuff, while mild nausea sets in.
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NERD PROM - THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER
Do you enjoy a little "action / adventure" with your White House Correspondents Dinner? Well, have we got an episode for you!
A special note to y'all from your amateur clinical pundit: Having completed the writing and recording of episode six, season five, I was overseas on vacation. This episode was to be a short history of The White House Correspondent's Dinner to be dropped just before the WHCD on April 25. This year's WHCD was to be the first that MOTUS would attend as president - as he refused his invite to the previous five. That said, we kn...
FROM DNA TO EH? BILL C-3: THE CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP COMEBACK TOUR
Hello my American Exceptionalists! Could I ask you a private question? In the quiet, dark moments, as you survey your crumpling democracy, do you wish you too could become a Canadian? Well, here it is...the newest, fastest, cheapest way to Canadian Citizenship. Check your DNA, eh?
To check your Canadian Genealogy in Quebec: www.banq.qc.ca/genealogie/
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AUGMENTED UNREALITY
Psssssst. Can we interest you in a playful yet intellectually stimulating study of Republican lying from 2003 to 2026? We know the relentless news cycle serves your daily dose of Republican lies, albeit against your will. But kick back, relax and allow us to demystify right wing truthiness. Honestly.
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FACE THE HEAVENS - GOD INTERVIEWS TRUMP
Oh, this is a big one. I guess you could say this is as big as a 'get' gets. An exclusive, one on one, on the record interview between our chief political correspondent, God and Donald J. Trump President and Commander in Chief of the United States.
It's a thunderous interview, that frankly you can't afford to miss.
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STRAIGHTEN UP & FLY RIGHT!
The fashion police have gone Federal and they are not happy with what we are wearing on airplanes. Yeah, well, this citizen is not happy with what the government is wearing...you fascist fashionista's!
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ON THE HOUSE
There's a housing crisis in Canada.
Canada’s Official Residence, 24 Sussex Dr., the Prime Ministers Crib… has been condemned.
Welcome to season five!
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AGE OF RAGE - THE CAROL OFF INTERVIEW
We end season 4 with a lovely departure...a full length interview with author & broadcaster Carol Off. She is the former host of CBC's flagship show "As it Happens" where she interviewed 25,000 people in 16 years...Carol has the view of a sage from 30,000 feet. Buckle up for take Off.
This episode marks the end of season 4. We've been renewed and will be back in January of 2026 with season 5...until next time!
PS: In our interview with Carol Off we discuss the moments when the Bush (2) White House revealed that truth was optional. As usual, American historian Heath...
POD ON THE PORCH
We thought we'd take the cruel, mean and hopelessly ignorant policies of the Trump administration up to the cottage to see if they felt any better from that perspective. They didn't. But all the same, recording the pod on the porch was an experience not to be missed. Until it wasn't.
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Thanks for listening. We hope you are enjoying your summer, despite the arrival of fast fascism.
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THE POLITICS OF DECOMPOSING
With sixty senators over sixty, the current American Senate is the oldest in history. Permanent guest host Mio Adilman and regular host Matt Zimbel do a deep dive into why our politicians are decomposing, right in front of us. This podcast never gets old!
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THE EXIT INTERVIEW WITH JOE BIDEN
Did you ever wonder how 82 year old Joe Biden and his family and advisors thought he could actually execute the presidency of the United States, the second most demanding job in the world for another four years? Well, so did God.
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VOTE OFTEN, VOTE EARLY!
In a few days we're gonna have an election in Canadastan! Elections have consequences...We're about to have some consequences!
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WHERE'S JUSTIN?
Do you enjoy a dysfunctional human resources story with catastrophic national ramifications as much as I do? No, I'm not talking about Pete Hegseth...yet. This one is local - but these days local is global. This is the tale of Justin Trudeau's downfall...
It's sad, but fun!
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STILL NOT THE 51ST STATE
For those of you who have been the Yes We Canada party faithful for the past five years, you may remember that we did an episode that was called "Not the 51st State, Y'all". It streamed first on January 12, 2021 and explored the vast differences between the United States and The Canada. It was written and produced at a time when, unlike today, the people who ran the White House were not Non compos mentis.
In picking his cabinet Donald Trump made one commitment to himself. "I will be the smartest person in the room". Pretty low bar Don...
MAKE TRADE NOT WAR
Trade war, anyone? Get your rations and meet me in the trenches!
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TWO BOTS IN BROOKLYN
AI is coming for us all so I want to introduce you to my new bot friends. I call them Chloe and Cody. They have a bodcast about our podcast. I like to think of them as very professional announcers and yet… deeply attracted to each other, but currently in other relationships. So, there’s always an electric sexual tension between them in the studio…the wanton want…the unfulfilled desire, their knobby bot knees touching inconspicuously under the recording console …
Chloe’s cheeks blush, as she feels a wisp of oily perspiration roll down her metallic cleavage. Cody...
THE LETTER
Biden left Trump a letter in the Oval on the Resolute Desk. But before Trump got in, we got in and went through the garbage can and found Biden’s deleted drafts…garbage journalism? You bet and we're proud of it!
Trump’s back! Air sickness bag anyone?
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YWC4ADHD
Say you have trouble concentrating, yeah... just like the rest of us. We made this mini-ep for you. Some highlights from season two and three. Poli-sat (that’s political satire for the focus deprived) is short, snappy and requires little actual thinking.
We always love to hear from you - [email protected] is a good place to find us. Check out the tiktok page @tiktok/mattzimbeloffical.
Season 4 starts on Feb. 20th, 2025, with “The Letter’ Do not miss it!
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AMERICAN CARNAGE
Elections have consequences! School nurses will no longer be allowed to perform gender reassignment surgery at school! Dogs and cats in Springfield can sleep at night knowing that Kristi Noem will be looking after their Homeland security. Elon Musk will do to the government bureaucracy what he did to Twitter.
Yep, it's time to move to Canada.
This is the final episode of season three. Enjoy?
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THE ENDORSEMENT
The Washington Post wouldn't do it but Yes We Canada sure will. This is our endorsement for president of the United States of America.
But because we are the Swiss Army Knife of political satire podcasting we will also touch lightly on the size of Arnold Palmer's penis, pet eating and other critical issues facing the American electorate.
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STILETTO JUSTICE
We've been reading the polling in this US election cycle and it looks like Black is the new orange! Donald Trump may be creating a new Black job in Washington DC and we're back to tell you all about it!
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A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT
Well, it's a "major announcement" and if we told you right here what it was, why would you listen to the episode? You know, just because we've dedicated our entire working lives to writing stupid podcast promos doesn't mean we haven't thought this through.
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HAPPY LANDING IMMIGRANT!
My dear American progressives,
You know when you get all frustrated with your country and say shit like, "that's it, I'm moving to Canada?" Well, 'movin' to Canada is not as easy as it sounds.
But because we are so grateful for your support and so tremendously concerned about your future, you know, once Trump gets re-elected and frees the 700 January 6th 'hostages/political prisoners', we thought you might need some legal counsel . So we booked you a lawyer, on us.
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TUCK YEAH!
Tucker Carlson, American "journalist" decides it's time to fly to Calgary to "liberate" Canada and then jet to Moscow have a "serious talk" with Russian President V. Putin. Much hilarity ensues.
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BE HERE...IT'S GONNA BE MILD
Oh, my Americans y’all love your renegades. Your mavericks on a mission. Your rebels in resistance. Y’all love an armed, chiselled man, on a quest for redemption, to hell with “corporate” and their petty, girly boy, rules.
America…where insubordination r …us.
Which, in an odd kinda way, explains why, over 9 million people who voted for Obama in 2012 up and decided to vote for Trump in 2016. Cuz y’all love an outsider… no matter what they believe in.
Yep, Trump gave the middle finger to the man, then he became the man, acted l...
FROM LITTLE ROCK TO BIG ROCK
There are upstanding Conservatives, staunch Republicans, proud “Never Trumpers” or perhaps we should say; “Never Again, Trumpers” and they’re hurting.
They lay their weary anti-woke heads on their pillows at night and dream of Nikki Haley being inaugurated as president on January 20th 2025.
Now, gosh, we're sorry to pop your right-wing patriotic bubble… but we're afraid that the Future Felon in Chief - Donny J. is the one who who’ll be representing Republicans on election day and likely raising his tiny right hand on Jan. 20, 2025
So, it is not without some tendern...
LORDY, LORDY, LORDY - GOD HELP US
Well this is a tough one. This episode went sideways. If we tell you how, we will be accused of rampant spoiler alert. So, press play, and and listen carefully as your 9th favorite podcast loses complete control of the run of show.
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FROM THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE BIG HOUSE
In the United States of America, the law and order party currently has a law and order problem. Looks like the Republican nominee for president is wanted on 91 felony counts in four states. Simultaneously his businesses are in civil court in New York, losing on fraud and financial misdoings charges, just like his charities and his um, University. There are so many misdoings a foot that our boy Donny John might just be misdone. His indicted co-conspirators are starting to flip like breakfast pancakes and he’s hemorrhaging green to pay the legal team. The one-man crime spree of Dona...
2022 FUGETABOUDIT
2022 What a year! Fugetaboudit. Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on! You can do it. We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two! We're gonna miss you guys!
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POD HELP US!
Matt was on assignment in the US and guest host Mio Adilman booked a big one! God makes his second appearance on Yes We Canada for an in depth interview on the Presidential field for 2024, living voters voting for dead candidates, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a few never before heard insights into the Jewish religion from someone who oughta know... the big guy, himself, opens up in this exclusive interview and he's some wrathy.
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UN PARLIMENTARY PROFANITY
In the US there are seven words you can't say on television. Well, in Canada there are 106 words you can't say in Parliament.
No shit!
Nope, shit is one of them.
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THE GREAT! REPLACEMENT THEORY
You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right?
No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right?
The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how the Jews like big spending right?
Tucker Carlson, George Soros on line one from Martha's Vineyard.
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IN GOD WE TRUST
Wokies and Wokettes,
Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God. He's been listening to YouTube clips of Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God. In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy.
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HANG MIKE PENSE! WAIT, WHAT?
Progressives, I read books about Mike Pence so you don’t have to… You’re welcome.
You see Mike was your vice president for four years. You may not have noticed him, he was usually sitting ever slightly behind President Donald J. Trump’s right shoulder, staring beatifically off into the middle distance, his brow slightly furrowed, his expression one of deep admiration as his leader spoke, and told yet another lie to the American people.
Michael Richard Pence, former vice president of the United States, former governor of Indiana, former congressman from Indiana’s second distr...
THE CANADIAN ARMED FORCES, THERE'S NO STRIFE LIKE IT AND THE BANG BANG IS BANGING
The Canadian Military is in the midst of a full blown sexual misconduct crisis. It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening? Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit against the Government of Canada alleging sexual misconduct, sexual assault, discrimination based on sexual orientation, gender identity and the list goes on… and on.
You know how many CAF members signed on to the class action suit? 19, 000! Nineteen thousand, not a typo, nineteen...
WE LOVE YOU, NOW GO HOME.
Deplorables… you have now become …delusionals. When you had a tough time selling the triumvirate attack of Antifa / Black Lives Matter / FBI on the Capitol, you pivoted to your “normal tourist visit” narrative which also turned out to be troublesome because of the avalanche of video showing your Trump clad " tourists" beating cops like blood thirsty barbarians. So, you pivoted yet again and started calling your insurrection ; “legitimate political discourse”.
Discourse? Of course.
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PATRIOT-POLOOZA ...THE REBELLION THAT ROCKED THE CAPITOL
Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too. You're not so special.
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PANDEMIA NERVOSA
Americans! Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two.
Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trump merch. Wow a lot of BS to unpack there, no? And that’s not all…
A lot has happened in America since our last episode in Season 1… the Corona Virus raged, gun violence was out of c...
