The Kluck Index

Oooooh man, it's Devil's Night! If you grew up in the 80's you know what that means? Usually not a dang thing. Happy Halloween faithful Index streamer!

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We have a new "Sexiest Man Alive," sugar may not be the frenzy-inducing monster we made it out to be, not many of us know how much we'll need in retirement and Arby's runs back a seasonal classic. 

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Anthopic may end society, 1 in 5 homowners can't shake the "home" on vacation, Sonic has it's Winter emu together and apparently this Winter is gonna be spicy!

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Wingstop is getting spicier, GLP-1 users don't recognize themselves anymore, Halloween candy is pricey as Hell and it's National American Beer Day!

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Halloween Week! Popeye's brings back a holiday classic, grown-ass adults love peanut butter & jelly, Dutch Bros has a wild holiday treat and banks say something bad is about to happen!

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Meta has to pay up, Taco Bell is remixing their nacho fries, older divorced dudes have it rough and GLP-1 users are losing weight and their identities!

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A storm is brewing out East, dudes get real dumb trying to get swole, Reese's is back with the big one and holiday air fare is going to be absurd this year!

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We may be able to make hooch at home soon, we want to know if anyone died at the house before we buy it, getting off can have you breathing easier and ghosting affects...the ghoster?

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Nuts are in (LOL), paying bills on time is out, a fisherman fished for the last time in Florida, sodies for kids are bad and women think they have a superpower!

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Waking up could be ruining your falling asleep, we don't want livestreamed executions, Applebee's is bringing the ruckus to your table and belly fat is a bummer!

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Robots are grabbing ass now, girls try harder at school than boys do, couples' pole dancing is apparently a thing now and a great white is causing problems!

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13 states are under a power emergency, Costco has new coca flavors, Taco Bell has a sad new treat and true crime fans think they are all detectives!

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Trader Joe's wants to sicken you, doctors don't want kids to be chuggin' Monsters, Arby's gets more affordable and measles is so back!

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Happy Tuesday the 13th!!! Not quite as spooky as it's better-known counterpart I guess. 

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Marco's has a new pie, flagging cops on Waze slows everyone down, a Nevada woman's casino hack lands her in jail and it's Columbus Day...so no mail!

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For some reason I thought I could joke my way through a prison confrontation so we decided to give it a try today. 

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Kraft Mac & Cheese has a new line of goodies, seasonal workers need more cheddar, Liquid Death is getting spookier and cheap flights for Thanksgiving....were LAST week!

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Hunting that dream job may be ruining your life, sports fans are serious about their rituals, Dr. Pepper has a new family member and McDonald's is accused of price-fixing. 

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Kings Hawai'ian is getting sweeter, BW3 has a spooky new menu, we do not host at home anymore and most of us are not doing Halloween!!

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SoCal is frying, we are turning our backs on cash, Jimmy John's has a new swicy snack, social media is killing democracy and I got my first library card!

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We're laying off generals and admirals, KCF and Cinnabon have "rewards" for you this weekend, travel screwups cost us thousands a year and it's Name Your Car Day!

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WELCOME TO ROCKTOBER!!!!!!!!

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Wow. September, donezo. Sad. 

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Yesterday as National Drink Beer Day, today is the day for the beverage that will get you going from the night before, Crocs is suing Five Below, we lean toward hopeful when we find a solo sock and early retirement (lol) may cause dementia. 

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Raise a drink for another drinking holiday on a Monday, Firehouse is back in the Fall spirit, Samsung bricks a bunch of fridges, we have Halloween Ranch and mddle-aged folks are dying in droves!

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LJS has new wings, Princeton is no longer tops, we're getting a new hurricane and Gen Z are just done with orgasms. 

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We have another one of them genius kids, we're all tired, measles is back, dill is up and we're dialing the booze back!

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Diesel is insane right now, IHOP is stuffing you a couple ways, NFL was on too late and we're getting "food divorces" now?

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Lauren Boebert rides again (and again and again), we're liars when it comes to speeding, Bears had a bad weekend and Folgers is getting fancy!

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Japan is loaded with old folks, Starbucks has a new drink, income is up, gar prices are going higher and interest is up too. EVERYTHING IS UP!

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Most of us are all-in on Freedom of the Press, the war with Iran is costing us a ton of dough, if you're stressed try reading for a few minutes and AI is probably going to end us LOL

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A lady strips on a plane, Jimmy John's is getting serious beef, Spam is getting hot and a zoo in the UK makes a terrible marketing choice. 

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Going to see the Browns lose is costing an all-time high, TikTok is doling out awful health advice, your phone may be messing up your body and BK rolls out a Whopper variant. 

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Florida about to be dusty, we still have a ways to go with equality, Subway is getting hot and Club Crackers are getting canned!

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We have a golf outing after the show today so I'm not going to waste too much time writing a synopsis of the jokes in today's edition of the Index you'll just have to trust me that all ten items are accounted for in this lil' bitty podcast version. 

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LIV is out of dough, today it's all about the Salisbury Steak, GLP-1 is for the children and doctors hope you're not up peeing more than once a night!

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We got screwed on gas over the holiday weekend, we're listening to more music than we did last year, Michelob Ultra is tops on the internet and Little Caesar's is bringing back a slice of the Motor City

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Back after a long weekend, time to start the long grind to the holidays! Cheer up babe, Christmas is coming!

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Sonic has a weird name for this season, Good Good has had a rough couple of weeks, Penn State is a touch tone deaf and most of us hate data centers. 

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The Rich Dad, Poor Dad guy is in deep, Pringles are getting thiccc, more of us are working class and we all think we're on the phone too much!

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