The Neatcast
Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
The Sinister Bee King Makes His Move
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Raccoon Bandit Strikes Without Warning
Werewolf Slayer Arrested For Doing God's Work
Hive King Thwarts Police With Bees
Tourists Never Fail To Disappoint
New Bigfoot Photo Dropped Near Zack
Alien Vibe Video
Light Language
Coffee Ban?
The Feds Back Off Alcohol
Fourth Of July List For Lunatics
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Neatcast Sibling Special: Mike's Sister is Mean to Him
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Mike's sister Rachel joins the boys for a special episode about finding love...and being REALLY MEAN. Also we talk about some news:
Like it or not, Spaceballs 2 is happening!
How do you feel about filling HOT HOLES near YOU?
These conspiracy theories are HARMLESS...or ARE THEY??
Jer brings some weird/paranormal stuff too!
Then...Rachel helps Mike find a wife. It goes...not...
Episode 181 (Ft. Bobby & Matt from Effin' Cultured): Robo-deliverymen, Pluto Replaced, and Cursed Homes
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New Chicken Sandwich flavored gold fish (NOT GROSS? REAL?)
Aaron Rodgers signs with the Steelers
Bipedal robo-deliverymen
Even Weirder
Weird little orb spotted in Utah sky
Cattle mutilation reported in Argentina
That weird ball is sending messages into space!
New Pluto just dropped!
We may all be living inside of a...
Episode 180…or 181? (ft. Kory from TWIMB) - Weiner Race, Stormy Daniels' Tentacle Terror, and the Count of St. Germain
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New Tinder CEO wants to revamp 'hookup' app for Gen Zers who 'don’t have as much sex'
Hot diggity dog! Wienermobiles put on riveting race in Wienie 500 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway | AP News
European Gull Screeching Championship Draws Bird Lovers | HuffPost Weird News
Revealed: The WORST messages to send on dating apps - so, are you guilty of any of these lines? | Daily Mail Online
Even Weirder
Toddlers te...
Episode 179 - Death Defying Beds, VEO 3, and EBANI's
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Flying Car
Selena Gomez Oreos
Cliff Bed
Even Weirder
Wax Figure Movement
VEO 3 a smidge alarming
CRISPR Spider With Red Silk
Beyond The Pale
Mike Discusses EBANI's
Floating Worm
UAP releasing Spheres
Shining Anomaly
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Red Flags, Annabelle Tour, and Iowa Cryptids
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How many is too many bridesmaids?
What hobbies are red flags?
This or that BBQ food
Even Weirder
Weird bipedal person or creature caught on camera
Its crop circle season
Had to address a weak fake
Annie Doll doing the most in New Orleans
KRISPR being put to work on children with rare genetic diseases
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Don't Piss Off The Editor
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Social Media Laws
Numbers on Mars?
Weed Burning in Turkey
Mystery Creatures in a Yard
Meth Racoon Psyop
Brits Are Making Conspiracy Theorists Right
UFO Orb Recovered
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Loch Ness Whiskey and Sperm Races
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News Shootout with Kory from TWIMB
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1000 Bigfoots in Seattle
Vatican UFO Files
Super natural stank hair
Clear UFO Pic
AI can talk to Dolphins
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Sugar Weinies and CIA Docs w Erik Slader
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Sugar Weinies
Best Evidence For Life In Space
Bitching Fees
CIA Docs Talk About Vengeful Medusa Aliens in Soviet Russia
Natural Light and Feeling Better
Detachable, Operational Artificial Limbs
Red Robin's New Marketing
More Orbs Spotted Around the World
2025 Luggage Claim Findings
More Theories About What Is Under Them Pyramids
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Snurfing for a Smoyster
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Smoysters
Disappearing Cattle in Colorado
Jessica Simpson and Snake Seed
Mars was Nuked?
Hot Dog Tower
Chupa-thingy
Uber Lost and Found
Nine Types of UFOs
Dire Wolves are Back
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Creepo Kids Predict the Future
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Breast Milk Ice Cream
Dragon Skull Found in Eastern Europe?
Self Cooling Beer is Neat
Big Cat That Isn't Supposed to Exist Was Spotting In England
Chelsea Handlers Puts Away the Tatas
Werewolf Corpse in Latin America?
Time Traveler Liar Kids Predict Future
Chat GPT Picked as human 73% of the time in...
Episode 177 - Speed Baggin' Cat ***, Dead Toe Sales AND Wolfmen with Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This
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Jer is off on vacation and the boys are joined by Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This. Mike and Zack do their best, but they can't hold a candle to the smolder and talent of these two.
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Fireball for life...for seniors?
Suzanne Somers is Back...as a robot?
Mike can't wait to try speed baggin' this cat.
Top places to get abducted. By Aliens...abducted by ALIENS...
Episode 176 - Genius Roku Marketing, Unknown Structures Below Giza Pyramids AND the Alabama White Thang
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Guess What
Jackpot Winner is no winner...for now.
Roku tests mandatory ads prior loading
How awkward are these situations?
Even Weirder
Computer with human brain cells
EVIDENCE of UFO coming out of the ocean
How Extraterrestrials will initiate open contact
Is a 'Vast City' hiding below the Giza Pyramids?
Beyond The Pale
Mike tells...
Episode 175 - Food Crime, Mexican Goblins, and Mannequin People
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Guess What
Gene Simmons is the GOAT for arrogance
Harry Potter actress starts a hair fetish Only Fans for you FREAKS
Zack beat Jer to food crime this week
Food Crime Double Down
Text abbreviations LIST
Even Weirder
Ghost Adventure hitman for hire saga
Teen wolf is real
Tic tac possibly photographed on Mars
Gremlin caught on camera?
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Wild Reality - w/ Jer
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My how the turntables have...turned?
They guy who dreamt up these Wild Reality Spinoffs is now in the hot-seat as Mike asks him the hard hitting questions. Well, they aren't really 'hard hitting.' In fact, they're softballs. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Jer re-hashes some of his past stories and some creepy new ones and we dive into the wild maw that is Jer's mind.
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The Neatcast Special - Science Has Gone Too Far
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Get paid to watch Pet Movies
Slug Aliens are coming for Earth
David Duchovny is looking into the X Files for real
Charizard Cheeto is selling for big bucks
One Legged Jeans are the new trend
PA Hunter saw Bigfoot
Scientists make a new rigid banana
Wooly Mammoth Mice are now real and they're cyyyyuuuuttttteee
How bad is your job aging you
Light is now a super solid and...
Wild Reality - w/ Mike
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Mike FINALLY got his own episode...but Zack ruined it with his stupid face. Mike was all ready to talk neat stuff, despite the resident CIA plant in this podcast trying to control the narrative.
This week, hear about Mikes INSANE childhood experiences into why he's so invested into the paranormal. He's edging his way to the doorway of an experience...ho yeah?
Anywho, get ready for a whole episode of Mike with Jer and Zack occasionally.
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Episode 174 - Rating Toe Pain, Cockroach Milk, and Crazy Fairy Stories
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Guess What
Need eggs? Buy a house!
Shrek 5, now with Zendaya
Tik Tokers are dramatic and dropping things on their feet to rate the pain.
Even Weirder
Japan is floating out Pepsi Zero Peach?
Cockroaches produce crystal milk, and it's good for you...
Russians catch bizzare alien fish
Depressing fog harvesting is now a technology not just specific t...
Wild Reality - w/ Zack
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Well, it's finally here. A conversation with the Government Plant and resident Neatcast skeptic...Zack. We'll see how much he squirms when we hit him with the tough questions. And I swear if he says racoon ONE TIME...I'm gonna "nuh-uh" him into next week's episode.
Just give it a listen, he may actually surprise you.
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Episode 173 - Uber for GUNS, Turkey Seance, and Oregon Forests?
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Uber with GUNS
Google Destroying its Business Model
Unique Pole Gripping
and a list?
Even Weirder
California wants to make Bigfoot official
South American Mammal no longer extinct
Turkey Seance.
Microsoft Has A New Form Of Matter?
New Freaky Robots out of Poland
Beyond The Pale
Oregon Forests and...
Wild Reality - w/ Chris from Against All Oddities: Part 2
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In Part 2 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, Jer asks questions all about esoteric knowledge and magic...plus the go down a few rabbit holes. Enjoy Chris's continuation of our Wild Reality.
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Episode 172 - Sex Day?, Zombie Spiders, and Real Life Cryptids
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Guess What!?
Internet needs to stop hating on Shakira
F-150 is no longer king. We now have to do a Rav 4 accent moving forward
Budweiser is no longer domestic, its MERICAN!
Zack has manifested sex days into reality
Even Weirder
Choco Mint Beer
We have laser boats now
Kayaker gets SWALLOWED up
Clear UFO photos are still not good enough for the...
Wild Reality - w/ Chris from Against All Oddities: Part 1
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In Part 1 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, we cover his origin story of how he became a believer, dive into tarot readings and hear about some of his crazy encounters in the woods. Enjoy our version of Wild Reality.
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Neatcast Special - Ft. Kory - Pepperoni Perfume, Incoming Asteroids, Lab Grown Meat, etc.
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Jer is dead. Well...not really. His entire house is sick and while they are in great peril, he skipped the podcast to play Monster Hunter or something. Anywho, we got Kory from TWIMB Podcast to talk some BS with us.
Pepperoni Perfume
Asteroid is coming...and it's too late to deflect
Buffy's Back Baby
Lab Grown Meat Food...for Pets
Balloon Sexy Time
Mike Would Eat This
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Episode 171 - Legally Binding Candy, Bigfoot Divorce & The Mirror Dimension
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Back with another full episode...for now. We'll see what happens over the next week.
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Legally Binding Sweetheart Candies???
Stranger Things...but for the OLDS
Artistic Cycling
Even Weirder
Jer talks about something...I don't remember. Probably Bigfoot struggling with his home-life, can't keep his woman happy so he ends up divorced. Whatever. There's like a Sesame Street episode on it or whatever.
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Whale Fart ASMR
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We had to bang out a "short" this week. So Zack and Jer did dueling banjoes news stories.
Paul brothers tease each other
Frozen penis troubles
Costco Taste Tester
Navy disturbed by whale farts
The internet isn't sick of Bluey yet
Galactic Council is here?
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Episode 170 - Ft. Eric and D.T. - Nut Driven Soup Suckin, Jer's a Shower Crumpler and Alien Mental Communications
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We are joined by Eric D'Erico and D.T. Space Castle as we celebrate our win in the Effin' Neat Fantasy Football. Find Eric HERE and D.T. HERE.
Guess What
Get Ready For Some Progressive Soup Drops In Your Mouth
Get Paid To Drive The NUTmobile
You Can Now Buy A Case Of The Mondays
Even Weirder
Jer talks about a Skin Walker encounter in Ford F-150 Voice
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Episode 169 - Nascar Speed Dating, Diabolical Goblins, and Unexplainable Smatterings
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Guess What
Don't Eat Your Christmas Tree Government Warns
Girl Scouts Discontinuing 2 cookie flavors
Help Us To Get Mike To DATE-TONA
Even Weirder
Florida Man Car Jacking and UFO Abductions
Diabolical Goblins and Running From The Police
UFO's on the news during LA Wildfires
And a Sleep Paralysis Alien Encounter
Beyond The Pale
Mike hits us with a mixed...
Episode 168 - Jawbreakers Vindication, Bashar the Alien, and Appalachian Stories
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Jaw breaker, breaks jaw in unexpected upset
BETA ahhh kids
New gene cows fart less
Realbotix, Mike's Gen 1 Wife
Even Weirder
Weird Fog sparks questions across the US
Figures on top of the clouds
Close Encounter Story with an immaculate Australian accent
Meet Bashar
A Taste of Bashar
Beyond The Pale
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Neatcast Christmas Special: Milk & Cookies 2024
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Well...it took WAY longer than I wanted, but here is Milk and Cookies...from 2024. Thank you to Kory and Leo for their patience. You are all welcome to forward your hate-mail directly to me. I'm used to it.
I'll do better next year.
Maybe.
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Episode 167 - Grandma AI, Willow Chip, and Vamps Redux
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Guess What!?
Grandma AI
Murder Hornets Are No More!
The Bald Eagle Is Our Official Bird? (A PSYOP)
And Zack has a song for us
Even Weirder
Cattle Mutilations Are Still A Thing
Bigfoot As Narrated By King Nerd
UFO Over Brazil
We Discuss Willow And The Ramifications
2025 Predicitions
We also touch on the Pope and Lucifer's Tomb, drones, and...
Wild Reality - w/ Tim from Against All Oddities: Part 2
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In Part 2 of our conversation with Tim from Against All Oddities, we cover Remote Viewing, Mind Space and everything that involves the potential of the Human Mind. Enjoy our version of Wild Reality.
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Milk and Cookies 2024 - Santa's Visit
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Merry Christmas and I'm sorry. Milk and Cookies is coming, but it won't be until after Christmas. So...it'll be more of a Happy Holiday Celebration? Yeah...that's it.
Please enjoy this half-assed attempt at self deprecating humor.
Did I mention I was sorry?
12 Rants of Christmas - Twelfth Day of Ranting with Jeremy
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For the FINAL RANT...the boys talk about charities, and how important it is to do good, even when it can feel like too much.
...Then Mike talks about memes.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Eleventh Day of Ranting with Zack
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The milk man speaks! Zack joins uh...his own podcast, to talk about how his iPhone annoys him, while Mike acts like a confused time traveller.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Tenth Day of Ranting with Against All Oddities
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Our favorite wizards join us to talk about being happy, even in miserable times. And just to show us they're serious, they did this rant while Tim was on his death bed.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Ninth Day of Ranting with Garret
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Garret from The NoDak Nerd show on Youtube (and previously the Evertrending Story Podcast) stops by to tell us what annoys him in RHYME! And then Mike tucks all his little sugar plums in with a bedtime story.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Eighth Day of Ranting with You Didn't Ask For This
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Why is the word Eighth spelled like this? FOUR consonants back to back, two of them being H's?? That doesn't even look like a REAL WORD. It should be Eith. No one is brave enough to say "It should be Eith," besides me.
Anyway Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This are here and talking about SPITTIN ON THAT THANG! They recorded this before all that illegal stuff she did came out, so be nice.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Seventh Day of Ranting with DT
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DT from Space Castle joins us to talk about the pain of finding a gift for an indecisive person, and the unfair cancellation of Thanksgiving. Then Zack invokes the name of the gobbledy gooker, and everything falls apart.
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