The Neatcast
Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
Neatcast Special - Wizards and Lists with Against All Oddities
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Mike and Zack are joined by Tim and Nate from Against All Oddities to discuss Zack's favorite thing: LISTS. ENDLESS LISTS!
Guess What/Even weirder
Guy uses massage gun in a way no one ever has before!
Health trends to drive people with anxiety disorders insane!
What people are eating at FIFA
Brazilian psychic gets our hopes up for NOTHING!
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Neatcast Short - Live Report From Hell
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Mike and Zack are joined by someone they've not heard from in a looooong time, who discusses the traumas they've been through over the last few, grueling months. Then DAAAAAATIIIING GAAAAAAAAME!
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Episode 213 - Fridge Dynamite, Cat Facts, and Cowboys & Dragons
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Mike and Zack are joined by Leo Allen--friend and frequent music provider to the show! His golden pipes join us as we discuss:
Guess What/Even weirder
Gen Z has a really dumb and obvious dating tip!
Spooky Ghost crosses highway, mesmerizes random biker!
Woman finds just about the worst thing possible that can be left in a fridge
Beyond The Pale
We're talking Cowboys & Dragons, so STICK EM UP, PARDNER.<...
The Neatcast Short - We're Terminated
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Mike and Zack are joined by Kory from The World is My Burrito! On this (kinda) short episode, we discuss:
Guess What/Even weirder
Man is found with bazooka! Or...maybe not, actually.
Drink bad beer while WW2 planes fly overhead!
The 10th Annual Uber Lost and Found Index!
What exactly does Spielberg KNOW?
Free home cleaning...but they're going to show people how you live.
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The Neatcast Special - Tingling with Chuck
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Mike and Zack are joined by Craig and Bobby from Effin' Cultured to discuss some wild and weird news, before entering into the seemingly never ending world of cheap SMUT.
Guess What/Even weirder
The perfect male and female forms (supposedly)
Ozzy is in AI hell
How ill Joey Chestnut eat his way outta THIS ONE?
More government key jangling
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Episode 212 - Bears vs Robots, Ohio Grassman, and Cartoon Theme Song Trivia
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Mike and Zack are joined (again) by DT from Space Castle! NEATCAST AND SPACE CASTLE! We're basically married! In this episode, we discuss:
Guess What/Even weirder
Are these the best Action films of the last 90 years?
Alligators are spawn camping train wreck survivors!
Bears vs Robots!
OOOOOOORB
Beyond The Pale
We enter the dark wilderness of OHIO to see if we can find evidence of the Grassman.
Episode 211 - Dirt in Macaque, Abductor Bigfoots, and Obscure Cartoons
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Mike and Zack are joined by DT from Space Castle! YOUTUBE AND PODCASTS COLLIDE! We discuss:
Guess What/Even weirder
Being anxious can make you live longer!
Oi, it's a British crop circle innit?
An incredible act of penile strength
The story that spawned a million macaque jokes
Beyond The Pale
We talk about all the times Bigfoot kidnapped people because he was bored.
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Episode 210 - Robots Can't Win Oscars, Psychic Messages from Beyond, and Fixing Star Wars
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Mike and Zack are joined by OL' RELIABLE--Kory from the World is My Burrito! Together, they discuss:
Guess Weirder
Robots can't win Oscars EVER
Spotify is trying to warn you when music is AI slop
Using SOUND WAVES to put out fires
The 25 SUPPOSEDLY BEST Star Wars characters
Beyond The Pale
We talk about psychic messages from creatures BEYOND OUR PLANE OF EXISTENCE.
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Episode 209 - Paid Pet Sick Days, Astral Projection, and More Cryptid Dating
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A second Against All Oddities brother has hit the podcast. Time joins Mike and Zack to discuss some WACKY STUFF for your Monday morning, such as:
Guess What
You can now take a sick day for your pets! ....In Italy.
AI is becoming even more dastardly
Even Weirder
Death is But a Dream book club meeting!
Beyond The Pale
We TRULY go Beyond the Pale and discuss...
Episode 208 - Pasta Crimes, Raccoon Parts, and the Mogollon Monster
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Mike and Zack are joined by Chris from Against All Oddities to talk some WEIRD S**T. Weird s**t like this:
Guess What
Live Nation is in big doo-doo
Man (possibly Italian) steals legos
Even Weirder
Update on dude's dressed like bears
Robots can chase you down now at like 70mph
Beyond The Pale
We talk about the Mogollon Monster! Is it Bigfoot? Is...
Episode 207 - Questionable Security, The Grunch, and Mystery Job Applications
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Mike and Zack are once again joined by Eric and Matt from You Didn't Ask for This! This time for a FULL EPISODE! The first in 10,000 years! Here's what we talked about:
Guess Weirder
You shouldn't trust your whole life to AI, as it turns out!
New way to lower border crossings in India.
Making babies in space could lead to a new species.
More UAP Evidence...even though Mike Poopoos it.
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Neatcast Special - Laugh Until Mike Throws Up
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Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack and Mike to discuss a whole assortment of things in what was ALMOST an episode until Mike decided he needed to throw up IMMEDITATELY (don't worry, word is he's stable). Here's what we make the funnies about:
Guess Weirder
Taylor Swift's wax figure is getting some extra security
Do you have what it takes to be a Ranch-bassador??
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The Neatcast Special - The Burrito is Our World
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Kory from The World is My Burrito guides a very sleepy Zack and Mike through a journey of discovery! Seriously, he does everything today. Turn up the volume to hear Zack and Mike snoring peacefully.
Guess Weirder
A Barbie Event Gets the Willy Wonka Nightmare Treatment
There's a Cure for Cancer. You Won't Like It.
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Neatcast Special - Bigfoot Sighting, Bone Collecting Bugs & Bi-Gender Spiders
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Mike went on vacation and left me all alone, so I found the regular replacement of Kory from The World is My Burrito. General weird topics and conversations commence...you know the drill.
Guess Weirder
Banksy Revealed
Strava Route reveals Air Craft Carrier location
Get ready for Speed Friending
Robots Stalking Humans Because...Humans
Bigfoot Sighting...was it Mike?
Food Deliver Robot near hit-n-run
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Episode 206 - Guinness Teeth Record, Mad Marchness and Simulation Theory
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Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:
Mark returns as Sports Daddy and brings us all some Sports News.
Guess Weirder
What's inside those super valuable Oscar Bags?
New Guinness World Record for Teeth.
UAPS recorded over NYC. It's TOTALLY true...even though Mike is now a Science Sucker.
Update on the New Jersey Drone S...
Episode 205 - Professional Wendy's Taster, Gnomes, and the Neatcast Quiz
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Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:
Guess Weirder
Get paid to eat fast food at home until you hate yourself!
CAR FIGHTS!!
Weird stuff people have left behind in their luggage
Nessi SPOTTED (kind of, you have to squint)
Beyond The Pale
Mike goes back to the oooool' GNOME STORY...
Episode 204 - Ranch Milkshake, Robo-Roaches, and Bunny Cryptids
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Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about:
Guess What
NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT!
Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT?
Jam our after death!
Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourself
Even Weirder
Lawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird sh*t in your brain
An accused killer...
Episode 203 - Smart Underwear, Kung-Fu Robots, and USO's
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Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about:
Guess Weirder
"Smart" Underwear is counting your farts!
Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent children
A new metal album is coming. You'll never guess the artist.
Beyond The Pale
We talk alien...
Episode 202 - Olympic Crotch Controversy, Wood Whistlers, and Effin' Golf
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Guess Weirder
Olympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra lift
And speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resource
Fatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing)
Beyond The Pale
Mike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS!
Whatcha Wanna Talk About?
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Episode 201 - Mary Poppins is Pennywise, UFO College Class, and Evil Summer Camps
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It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss:
Guess What
Celebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026
Lawngerie
Big Guys run at each other because...sports!
Mary Poppins & Pennywise are related
Mike's name is now 'Baby Beaver'
Even Weirder
A beer with an INSANE alcohol content
A barber who's just d...
The Neatcast's Big Game Break
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We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour.
We talk about:
Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel
Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties
You can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a woman
AI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT...
Episode 200 - Lego Crocs, Celebrity Clones, & New Cryptids
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It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff:
Guess What
PETA is doing some weird s**t again
Put giant legos on your feet, stupid!
The response to creepy AI porn made by incels
10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY TOO HOPEFUL.
Even Weirder
A never-before-talked-about mushroom that makes you...
Episode 199 - Anchovy Donuts, Wandering Mystics, and 19th Century High Strangeness
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The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights.
Guess What
The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots!
A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God.
Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION.
Even Weirder
The odds of getting abducted, according to Canadians
A family...
Episode 198 - Consumer Electronic Show, the Future of Sex Dolls, and the Miracle at Fatima
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The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things!
Guess What
A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there
The Consumer Electronic Show
Even Weirder
Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his cigarettes!
Is VR the future...for PRISONS?
The future of sex...
Episode 197 - Bank Heists, Werewolf Criminals, and Melon Heads!
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First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026!
Guess What
Words certain people want to BANISH!
Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025
Real life Italian Job heist?
Even Weirder
Ozempic size meals
'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe?
Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS he is.
Humanoid Robot Games!
Brazilian Balloon...I mean, 'Flying Saucer'
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2025 Rants of Christmas Highlights
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Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas!
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The Neatcast New Year's Special
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New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap:
The word of the year is extremely fitting!
Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them!
Just the absolute WORST dudes, getting punched!
The worst Christmas gifts according to some ingrates!
New UFO sighting!
Milk and Cookies 2025
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By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready.
Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Twelfth Rant of Christmas with Garrett & Mike
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Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Eleventh Day of Ranting with Jeremy
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Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)???
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12 Rants of Christmas - Tenth Day of Ranting with Against All Oddities (Part 2)
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In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Ninth Day of Ranting with Against All Oddities (Part 1)
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In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Eighth Day of Ranting with Space Castle's DT
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DT from Space Castle show has travelled the long, treacherous path from Youtube to your favorite podcasting app to discuss why holiday's just aren't celebrated the same way in entertainment anymore. CLEARLY HE'S NEVER SEEN THOSE STRAIGHT TO STREAMING SANTA CLAUS SEQUELS, WHAT A MAROON.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Seventh Day of Ranting with Zack
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Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Sixth Day of Ranting with My Weekly Mixtape
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Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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12 Rants of Christmas - Leo Allen
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Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Fourth Rant of Christmas with You Didn't Ask For This
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WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Third Day of Ranting with Effin' Cultured
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Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Second Day of Ranting with Kory
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Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about.
The scourge know as "Bicyclists."
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12 Rants of Christmas - First Day of Ranting with Jay and Kay
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Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER.
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