The Neatcast
Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!
Neatcast Special - Bigfoot Sighting, Bone Collecting Bugs & Bi-Gender Spiders
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Mike went on vacation and left me all alone, so I found the regular replacement of Kory from The World is My Burrito. General weird topics and conversations commence...you know the drill.
Guess Weirder
Banksy Revealed
Strava Route reveals Air Craft Carrier location
Get ready for Speed Friending
Robots Stalking Humans Because...Humans
Bigfoot Sighting...was it Mike?
Food Deliver Robot near hit-n-run
Get ready for D...
Episode 206 - Guinness Teeth Record, Mad Marchness and Simulation Theory
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Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:
Mark returns as Sports Daddy and brings us all some Sports News.
Guess Weirder
What's inside those super valuable Oscar Bags?
New Guinness World Record for Teeth.
UAPS recorded over NYC. It's TOTALLY true...even though Mike is now a Science Sucker.
Update on the New Jersey Drone S...
Episode 205 - Professional Wendy's Taster, Gnomes, and the Neatcast Quiz
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Mike and Zack are joined by a terrifying stranger who used to live here before we changed the locks! With this MYSERY GUEST, they discuss:
Guess Weirder
Get paid to eat fast food at home until you hate yourself!
CAR FIGHTS!!
Weird stuff people have left behind in their luggage
Nessi SPOTTED (kind of, you have to squint)
Beyond The Pale
Mike goes back to the oooool' GNOME STORY...
Episode 204 - Ranch Milkshake, Robo-Roaches, and Bunny Cryptids
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Mike and Zack are joined by the newly recast Jeremy, who sounds weirdly like Kory from The World is My Burrito. And they talk about:
Guess What
NERD FIIIIIIIIGHT!
Is this Jim Carrey or a LIZARD REPLACEMENT?
Jam our after death!
Order a Ranch Milkshake because you hate yourself
Even Weirder
Lawmakers have decided your employer can't put weird sh*t in your brain
An accused killer...
Episode 203 - Smart Underwear, Kung-Fu Robots, and USO's
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Mike and Zack are back sans Jer with another guest host. It's Rick from Effin' Cultured, fresh off of Bobby's appearance! He brings some of that good ol' fashioned Effin' depravity to our show as we talk about:
Guess Weirder
"Smart" Underwear is counting your farts!
Dancing robots threaten the lives of innocent children
A new metal album is coming. You'll never guess the artist.
Beyond The Pale
We talk alien...
Episode 202 - Olympic Crotch Controversy, Wood Whistlers, and Effin' Golf
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Guess Weirder
Olympic ski jumpers are taking...unusual measures for that extra lift
And speaking of lift, Olympic village is missing a critical resource
Fatbergs found in Sydney (Zack why did you bring this to us this is gross what are you doing)
Beyond The Pale
Mike talks WICKED WOOD WHISTLERS!
Whatcha Wanna Talk About?
It's EFFIN GULF, and the subject is ACTOR CREDITS...
Episode 201 - Mary Poppins is Pennywise, UFO College Class, and Evil Summer Camps
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It's Jeremy's final episode for a few months, and we make the most of it in a extra-long, extra-unhinged episode where we discuss:
Guess What
Celebrate Friday the 13th in Theaters for 2026
Lawngerie
Big Guys run at each other because...sports!
Mary Poppins & Pennywise are related
Mike's name is now 'Baby Beaver'
Even Weirder
A beer with an INSANE alcohol content
A barber who's just d...
The Neatcast's Big Game Break
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We're all sleepy and fat with Super Bowl snacks, but we love you so we still BIRTHED this short podcast for you. "Short," and it's over an hour.
We talk about:
Heinz invents their own version of the Tower of Babel
Instacart's list of what weird freaks are buying for their Super Bowl parties
You can be ALLERGIC to cold...if you're a woman
AI has gone too far...again. Tune in next week for the NEXT...
Episode 200 - Lego Crocs, Celebrity Clones, & New Cryptids
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It's the super-sized 200 episode SPECTACULAR! In this GROUNDBREAKING podcast epic, we make jokes about WEINERS. And also talk about this stuff:
Guess What
PETA is doing some weird s**t again
Put giant legos on your feet, stupid!
The response to creepy AI porn made by incels
10 times people from the 50's got the future wrong by being WAY TOO HOPEFUL.
Even Weirder
A never-before-talked-about mushroom that makes you...
Episode 199 - Anchovy Donuts, Wandering Mystics, and 19th Century High Strangeness
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The Neatcasters are back for episode 199...200 is just around the corner! Jer is suffering withdrawals and Mike is suffering from being Mike. Zack is there to be a gentle, guiding hand. That gaslights.
Guess What
The moon's first overpriced motel for idiots!
A food crime. A sin. An act of heresy against God.
Finally, a ketchup INNOVATION.
Even Weirder
The odds of getting abducted, according to Canadians
A family...
Episode 198 - Consumer Electronic Show, the Future of Sex Dolls, and the Miracle at Fatima
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The boys are back in town to discuss what those tech guy FREAKS are bringing to the Consumer Electronic show. Plus other things!
Guess What
A scented candle that smells like pizza and ranch, for you sickos out there
The Consumer Electronic Show
Even Weirder
Guy definitely not suffering from nicotine withdrawal symptoms claims a ghost stole his cigarettes!
Is VR the future...for PRISONS?
The future of sex...
Episode 197 - Bank Heists, Werewolf Criminals, and Melon Heads!
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First episode of the year...and it's already a cluster. Hooray 2026!
Guess What
Words certain people want to BANISH!
Oxford Bus Company's Weird Lost & Found of 2025
Real life Italian Job heist?
Even Weirder
Ozempic size meals
'Asparamancer' foretells the future of 2026...maybe?
Columbian Man is a Werewolf. Well, he THINKS he is.
Humanoid Robot Games!
Brazilian Balloon...I mean, 'Flying Saucer'
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2025 Rants of Christmas Highlights
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Ugggh we're hungover we're dying blaaaargh Here's something to tide you over until we get a new episode together: a collection of highlights from this year's 12 Rants of Christmas!
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The Neatcast New Year's Special
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New Year Same Us. The Neatcast boys are done with their Christmas rants, and now they're all tucked in and dreaming of the New Year. Let's talk about resolutions! And also this weird crap:
The word of the year is extremely fitting!
Great news! The worst people you know just got the s**t beat out of them!
Just the absolute WORST dudes, getting punched!
The worst Christmas gifts according to some ingrates!
New UFO sighting!
Milk and Cookies 2025
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By the sheer willfulness of the Holiday Spirit and Zack threatening to tear his modem out of the wall if the internet didn't return in time...it's a Christmas Miracle this episode is ready.
Leo from Voluntary Input and Profound Simplicity is back along with Kory from The World is My Burrito to again join Zack on their annual tradition of Milk and Cookies, along with some brand new items that I'm sure will be coming to the Neatcast Store.
Guess What!?<...
12 Rants of Christmas - Twelfth Rant of Christmas with Garrett & Mike
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Garrett, formerly of Evertrending Story Pod now of NoDak Nerd, stops by on Christmas Day to rant about the worst people you can possibly find on the Naughty List: Gamers. Then, Mike puts you to sleep after Christmas Dinner with a bedtime story.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Eleventh Day of Ranting with Jeremy
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Mike and Zack land an INCREDIBLE special guest: it's JEREMY, from the Neatcast podcast! What does this celebrity have to say?? And why will you potentially be crying by the end (you think I jest)???
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12 Rants of Christmas - Tenth Day of Ranting with Against All Oddities (Part 2)
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In part TWO of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Time has a politically charged rant about...microwaves. Well, one microwave in particular.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Ninth Day of Ranting with Against All Oddities (Part 1)
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In part ONE of a super-sized rant with Against All Oddities, Chris attempts to start a rant defending Mike's taste in mayonnaise...before realizing he's in over his head.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Eighth Day of Ranting with Space Castle's DT
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DT from Space Castle show has travelled the long, treacherous path from Youtube to your favorite podcasting app to discuss why holiday's just aren't celebrated the same way in entertainment anymore. CLEARLY HE'S NEVER SEEN THOSE STRAIGHT TO STREAMING SANTA CLAUS SEQUELS, WHAT A MAROON.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Seventh Day of Ranting with Zack
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Zack and Mike team up for a very INTIMATE rant about why your lazy ass should have a REAL Christmas tree, how fast food is too expensive, and why listeners in general are ANNOYING. JK WE LOVE YOU.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Sixth Day of Ranting with My Weekly Mixtape
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Brian from My Weekly Mixtape is here with OUR MOST INFORMATIVE RANT EVER?? Brian shares some very smart reasons why streaming sucks for artists, and then we all agree we're living in the end times. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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12 Rants of Christmas - Leo Allen
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Leo has returned with multiple rants about vehicles and people's inability to safely operate them. But Mike also brings up the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and causes Leo to continue one of his former rants.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Fourth Rant of Christmas with You Didn't Ask For This
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WELCOME TO STOCK TALK. Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This join Zack, Mike, and a CONSPICUOUSLY absent Jeremy, to discuss stocking traditions and the retail store tendency to be OUT with Christmas by December 26th.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Third Day of Ranting with Effin' Cultured
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Bobby and Rick from Effin' Cultured join us for our most offensive rant yet! Rick is mostly feeling too holly and jolly to complain, while Bobby is upset he isn't being treated like grocery store royalty.
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12 Rants of Christmas - Second Day of Ranting with Kory
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Kory from The World is My Burrito is here because...of course he is. This years rant hits close to home for him, because HE is the very thing he rants about.
The scourge know as "Bicyclists."
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12 Rants of Christmas - First Day of Ranting with Jay and Kay
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Jay & Kay from F**k My Work Life join the boys to rant about the thing that's on EVERYONE'S mind this holiday season: SLUM LORDS. What do you mean you WEREN'T thinking about slum lords? YOU'RE the one who's weird, not me, LOSER.
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Episode 196 - Thanksgiving Cinema, Cyclops Cat, and the Gobblesquatch
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GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER CLUCKERS. It's the Neatcast's final SUPER-SIZED Thanksgiving episode before Christmas rants start! On today's clucking episode, we talk about:
Guess What
AI companies are tricking our oldest, most out of touch actors!
....But NOT Morgan Freeman!
A list of your favorite Thanksgiving movies! Yes, there's more than 0!
Even Weirder
We live in Hell.
We...
Episode 195: Goop Holiday Gift Guide, Zimbabwean Goblins, and French Werewolves
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We're closing in on our Christmas rants, but until then, the Turkey Month run of full episodes continues WITH:
Guess What
Country Music's number one song on digital is completely made from AI! BECAUSE WE LIVE IN HELL!
Your Goopy Gift Guide
J-Law and Emma Stone teaming up with their biggest co-star yet!
Pray for the ones who have to cast Jessica Rabbit...
Episode 194 - Diabolical Thanksgiving Cookies, Pocong Attack, and Blobs
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The boys are back again with a HOT FULL EPISODE, where we talk about...
Guess What
Guy accidentally gets all his co-worker's pay...is not very honest about it!
Can't put down your phone? PUMP THOSE MUSCLES INSTEAD.
Oreo's is committing war crimes again.
Even Weirder
Kangaroo flexes on all of us
What do YOU believe in??<...
Episode 193 - Kourtney's Lollipops, Butt Breathing, and Antarctic Cryptids
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It's a FULL LENGTH episode with EVERY SEGMENT and ALL THREE HOSTS, for the first time in 1,000 years!
Guess What
Kourtney Kardashian is slinging hoo-ha Lollipops!
Get your Chic-Fil-A sandwich less fresh than ever!
Iowa's Husband Calling Contest (turn that audio UP)
Even Weirder
A strange light in the sky
Would you buy a Haunted House?
Halloween Special 2025
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Back with out Annual Halloween Special where we all go Beyond the Pale
Jer's Spook
Stories about people for other dimensions or possibly...time?
Zack's Spook
A Compendium of Creatures Too Sad to Be Scary.
Mike's Spook
We learn all about the Waverly Hills Sanatorium and a spook resident known as The Creeper.
Episode 192 - The AI Takeover, Cobra Woman, and Black Eyed Kids Return
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Jeremy returns, and he's brought carnival stories! HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CARNIVAL STORIES. Also:
Guess What
We're all living through the Slop-pacolypse
The CEO of ticketmaster thinks you're RIPPING HIM OFF.
The scariest movies, according to SCIENCE
Even Weirder
Man calls police on wife because she transforms into a cobra!
Driver blames crash on Chupacabra
Understand dog-language...
Episode 191 (ft. Matt from YDAFT): Taco Bell 50k, Get $$$ Hunting Ghosts AND Is It Frasier or Star Trek?
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This week, the other half of You Didn't Ask for This, Matt, joins us until Jer gets back from the Fair. And also...why does Jer hate Matt so much that he's never around when he visits?
Guess What/Even Weirder
Have you run the Taco Bell 50k?
That's one place to keep your thermos...
Earn $5,000 to Hunt Ghosts. MIKE...get in on this.
Fire in the sky over Las Vegas!<...
Episode 190 (ft. Eric from YDAFT): Scented Alarm Clocks, Mongolian Death Worms, and DnD Monsters
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Eric from You Didn't Ask for This joins us for some fun while Jer is playing at the Fair.
Guess What/Even Weirder
What if your alarm clock was SMELLY?
A new actress is ALSO a sign of the end times!
AI is doing a bad job taking your order
Ancient cave painting of human meeting alien in most awkward way possible!
Sun gets a LITTLE too excited to see 31/Atlas<...
Neatcast Special: Some October Yokai
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No full episode this week, but instead we have a SMATTERING of Yokai for the boys to comment on, as well as some listener mail (this is the REAL creepy part of the episode).
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Episode 189 (Ft. Mark) - THRILLternships, Non-Human Attackers, and The Beast of Brusco
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Guess What
Get yourself a THRILLTERNSHIP
The Toy Hall of Fame's list, made by a 300 year old man
Even Weirder
It landed in my truck, it's not human!
Aliens are driving around in gigantic English letters again...
New BUGA SPHERE news!
Beyond The Pale
The Beast of Brusco! A turtle that could do...
Episode 188 - Wedding Decisions, Cryptid Ice Cream, and Ninni Nakka
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Guess What
Everything Pumpkin Spice
Pay to attend a wedding?
More Wedding Assery
Even Weirder
Cryptid Ice Cream Flavors
Emotional Support Gator
Conjuring House Up For Auction
Tentacle Meteorite
UAP Missile Video
Beyond The Pale
Mike Talks About the Ninni Nakka
Whatcha
Mike plays 80...
Episode 187 (ft. Erik Slader) - Lego v Feet, Time Crystals and Angry Gnomes
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Another week without Jer...whatever will we do? Well, we found Erik Slader from...all the Podcasts EVER and world renowned author! He took time out of his busy schedule to talk more shenanigans with us.
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Lego's Most Expensive Lego?
Congress UFO Hearing...again?
Guinness World Record for RUNNING on Lego Bricks
Learn About Tiiiime Crystaaals
Tyson v. Mayweather
Pony Stealing Eagles
Beyond the Pale<...
Episode 186 (ft. D.T.) - A Heartbreaking Split, Chucky E. Cheese Arrested, and Alien Encounters
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Hey hey, kids! D.T. From Space Castle joins us for an episode that will take you back to your childhood! First, with Chuck E. Cheese being arrested, then with a bunch of cartoon shows you probably never watched! Also, a guy gropes an alien!
Guess What
Kraft and Heinz are separating, Jer is on suicide watch
Dictionary.com adds 1200 new "words"
Over 70 piles of cremated remains found in the DESERT of all places!
Charles...
