The Neatcast

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By: Jeremy, Zack, Mike

Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you learn something along the way, then that's your fault. Enjoy!

Episode 187 (ft. Erik Slader) - Lego v Feet, Time Crystals and Angry Gnomes
Last Monday at 12:00 PM

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Another week without Jer...whatever will we do? Well, we found Erik Slader from...all the Podcasts EVER and world renowned author! He took time out of his busy schedule to talk more shenanigans with us.

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Lego's Most Expensive Lego?

Congress UFO Hearing...again?

Guinness World Record for RUNNING on Lego Bricks

Learn About Tiiiime Crystaaals

Tyson v. Mayweather

Pony Stealing Eagles

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Episode 186 (ft. D.T.) - A Heartbreaking Split, Chucky E. Cheese Arrested, and Alien Encounters
09/08/2025

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Hey hey, kids! D.T. From Space Castle joins us for an episode that will take you back to your childhood! First, with Chuck E. Cheese being arrested, then with a bunch of cartoon shows you probably never watched! Also, a guy gropes an alien!

Guess What

Kraft and Heinz are separating, Jer is on suicide watch

Dictionary.com adds 1200 new "words"

Over 70 piles of cremated remains found in the DESERT of all places!

Charles...


Episode 185 - Cat Burgers, Pregnant Robots and Spooks on the Farm
09/01/2025

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Guess What

Ever wanted to pay hundreds of dollars to eat high-end cat food??

Ladies? Sydney Sweeney says YOU'RE the problem!

Stuff that makes singles nervous!

Even Weirder

I don't even know dude

A guy found Bigfoot! He's very trustworthy!

Beyond the Pale

Mike takes us BEYOND THE PALE to discuss creepy farm creatures and farm adjacent creatures!

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Wild Reality - w/ Leo Allen
08/25/2025

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Leo has returned but this time, for his very first Wild Reality episode. We chat a little about weird and unexplainable experiences and then jump talk AI. The present, the future and it's potential...good and bad.

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Wild Reality - w/ Kory from The World Is My Burrito
08/18/2025

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Kory is back again for another Wild Reality. This time we talk about guardian angels or spirits keeping us safe...or is it just luck powers?

Also Kory's mic picks up something while recording. Foreshadowing...???

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The Neatcast Special - Feed Your Miniature Horse to a Lion
08/11/2025

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Ketchup Smoothie

Minnesota alien murders

Start up Alchemy

Mystery Creature

Reptilian in the press corp


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Episode 184 - Krispy Kreme Cros, Russian Baby Bigfoot and Dogmen
#184
08/04/2025

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Guess What

New Krispy Kreme Crocs for your Tootsies

It's a BAD Week to be a Celebrity

More Voice Mails


Even Weirder

ATL Alien

Baby Russian Bigfoot


Beyond the Pale

Mike chats about Dogman encounters because they are totally REAL and NOT made up by needy people seeking attention.

ALSO at this point Jer became two different...


Mike's Sister Actually Isn't Mean, Mike IS
07/28/2025

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Uno Coming To Vegas?

Bigfoot Emoji

Annabelle Strikes Again

UFO In Argentina

Light Language

It's Hard Being An Alien


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Episode 183 - Apple Nanny State, Unicorn Skulls, and Pale Walkers
#183
07/21/2025

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Moa's Making a comeback?

Speilberg loves is MOMMY

Apple Iphone Nanny State


Even Weirder

UFO in Dallas (NSFW video)

Mothman spotted?

Alien Peek A boo

Lake Erie Black Ooze

Unicorn Found


Beyond the Pale

Crawlers coming for ya.

Crawler 1


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Episode 182 - Charlize and Mike, Skin Phones, and Walks from Hell
#182
07/14/2025

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Guess What

Adult Chuck E Cheese

Charlize Theron On The Prowl ...For Mike?

Glizzy Goblin is Back

Sci Fi Best of List


Even Weirder

Skin Phone Ew

Another Object From Outside the Solar System

Robo Roaches

Mystery Ooze from a Lake

Alien Behind a Car?


Beyond The Pale

Russian Terror Walk<...


The Neatcast Special - ALL (mostly) SPOOK!
07/07/2025

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It's a spooky special! Mike finally makes good on his word to carry one of these on his big, masculine shoulders. SHUT UP ZACK!

The paranormal topic of the day is...eeeevil imaginary friends!

Also there's news:

A hiker is killed by a bear in the most humiliating way possible

Botflies cause a genuine horror show in a Honduras hospital

Thieves tried to steal the...


The Sinister Bee King Makes His Move
06/30/2025

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Raccoon Bandit Strikes Without Warning

Werewolf Slayer Arrested For Doing God's Work

Hive King Thwarts Police With Bees

Tourists Never Fail To Disappoint

New Bigfoot Photo Dropped Near Zack

Alien Vibe Video

Light Language

Coffee Ban?

The Feds Back Off Alcohol

Fourth Of July List For Lunatics



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Neatcast Sibling Special: Mike's Sister is Mean to Him
06/23/2025

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Mike's sister Rachel joins the boys for a special episode about finding love...and being REALLY MEAN. Also we talk about some news:

Like it or not, Spaceballs 2 is happening!

How do you feel about filling HOT HOLES near YOU?

These conspiracy theories are HARMLESS...or ARE THEY??

Jer brings some weird/paranormal stuff too!

Then...Rachel helps Mike find a wife. It goes...not...


Episode 181 (Ft. Bobby & Matt from Effin' Cultured): Robo-deliverymen, Pluto Replaced, and Cursed Homes
06/16/2025

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Guess What

New Chicken Sandwich flavored gold fish (NOT GROSS? REAL?)

Aaron Rodgers signs with the Steelers

Bipedal robo-deliverymen

Even Weirder

Weird little orb spotted in Utah sky

Cattle mutilation reported in Argentina

That weird ball is sending messages into space!

New Pluto just dropped!

We may all be living inside of a...


Episode 180…or 181? (ft. Kory from TWIMB) - Weiner Race, Stormy Daniels' Tentacle Terror, and the Count of St. Germain
06/09/2025

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New Tinder CEO wants to revamp 'hookup' app for Gen Zers who 'don’t have as much sex'

Hot diggity dog! Wienermobiles put on riveting race in Wienie 500 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway | AP News

European Gull Screeching Championship Draws Bird Lovers | HuffPost Weird News

Revealed: The WORST messages to send on dating apps - so, are you guilty of any of these lines? | Daily Mail Online

Even Weirder

Toddlers te...


Episode 179 - Death Defying Beds, VEO 3, and EBANI's
#179
06/02/2025

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Flying Car

Selena Gomez Oreos

Cliff Bed


Even Weirder


Wax Figure Movement

VEO 3 a smidge alarming

CRISPR Spider With Red Silk


Beyond The Pale


Mike Discusses EBANI's

Floating Worm

UAP releasing Spheres

Shining Anomaly


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Red Flags, Annabelle Tour, and Iowa Cryptids
#178
05/26/2025

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Guess What

How many is too many bridesmaids?

What hobbies are red flags?

This or that BBQ food


Even Weirder

Weird bipedal person or creature caught on camera

Its crop circle season

Had to address a weak fake

Annie Doll doing the most in New Orleans

KRISPR being put to work on children with rare genetic diseases


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Don't Piss Off The Editor
05/19/2025

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Social Media Laws

Numbers on Mars?

Weed Burning in Turkey

Mystery Creatures in a Yard

Meth Racoon Psyop

Brits Are Making Conspiracy Theorists Right


UFO Orb Recovered



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Loch Ness Whiskey and Sperm Races
05/12/2025

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News Shootout with Kory from TWIMB
05/05/2025

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1000 Bigfoots in Seattle

Vatican UFO Files

Super natural stank hair

Clear UFO Pic

AI can talk to Dolphins



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Sugar Weinies and CIA Docs w Erik Slader
04/28/2025

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Sugar Weinies

Best Evidence For Life In Space

Bitching Fees

CIA Docs Talk About Vengeful Medusa Aliens in Soviet Russia

Natural Light and Feeling Better

Detachable, Operational Artificial Limbs

Red Robin's New Marketing

More Orbs Spotted Around the World

2025 Luggage Claim Findings

More Theories About What Is Under Them Pyramids


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Snurfing for a Smoyster
04/21/2025

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Smoysters

Disappearing Cattle in Colorado

Jessica Simpson and Snake Seed

Mars was Nuked?

Hot Dog Tower

Chupa-thingy

Uber Lost and Found

Nine Types of UFOs

Dire Wolves are Back


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Creepo Kids Predict the Future
04/14/2025

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Breast Milk Ice Cream


Dragon Skull Found in Eastern Europe?


Self Cooling Beer is Neat


Big Cat That Isn't Supposed to Exist Was Spotting In England


Chelsea Handlers Puts Away the Tatas


Werewolf Corpse in Latin America?


Time Traveler Liar Kids Predict Future


Chat GPT Picked as human 73% of the time in...


Episode 177 - Speed Baggin' Cat ***, Dead Toe Sales AND Wolfmen with Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This
04/07/2025

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Jer is off on vacation and the boys are joined by Matt & Eric from You Didn't Ask For This. Mike and Zack do their best, but they can't hold a candle to the smolder and talent of these two.


Guess What

Fireball for life...for seniors?

Suzanne Somers is Back...as a robot?

Mike can't wait to try speed baggin' this cat.

Top places to get abducted. By Aliens...abducted by ALIENS...


Episode 176 - Genius Roku Marketing, Unknown Structures Below Giza Pyramids AND the Alabama White Thang
#176
03/31/2025

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Guess What

Jackpot Winner is no winner...for now.

Roku tests mandatory ads prior loading

How awkward are these situations?


Even Weirder

Computer with human brain cells

EVIDENCE of UFO coming out of the ocean

How Extraterrestrials will initiate open contact

Is a 'Vast City' hiding below the Giza Pyramids?


Beyond The Pale

Mike tells...


Episode 175 - Food Crime, Mexican Goblins, and Mannequin People
#175
03/24/2025

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Guess What

Gene Simmons is the GOAT for arrogance

Harry Potter actress starts a hair fetish Only Fans for you FREAKS

Zack beat Jer to food crime this week

Food Crime Double Down

Text abbreviations LIST


Even Weirder

Ghost Adventure hitman for hire saga

Teen wolf is real

Tic tac possibly photographed on Mars

Gremlin caught on camera?

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Wild Reality - w/ Jer
03/20/2025

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My how the turntables have...turned?

They guy who dreamt up these Wild Reality Spinoffs is now in the hot-seat as Mike asks him the hard hitting questions. Well, they aren't really 'hard hitting.' In fact, they're softballs. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Jer re-hashes some of his past stories and some creepy new ones and we dive into the wild maw that is Jer's mind.

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The Neatcast Special - Science Has Gone Too Far
03/17/2025

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Get paid to watch Pet Movies

Slug Aliens are coming for Earth

David Duchovny is looking into the X Files for real

Charizard Cheeto is selling for big bucks

One Legged Jeans are the new trend

PA Hunter saw Bigfoot

Scientists make a new rigid banana

Wooly Mammoth Mice are now real and they're cyyyyuuuuttttteee

How bad is your job aging you

Light is now a super solid and...


Wild Reality - w/ Mike
03/14/2025

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Mike FINALLY got his own episode...but Zack ruined it with his stupid face. Mike was all ready to talk neat stuff, despite the resident CIA plant in this podcast trying to control the narrative.

This week, hear about Mikes INSANE childhood experiences into why he's so invested into the paranormal. He's edging his way to the doorway of an experience...ho yeah?

Anywho, get ready for a whole episode of Mike with Jer and Zack occasionally.

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Episode 174 - Rating Toe Pain, Cockroach Milk, and Crazy Fairy Stories
#174
03/10/2025

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Guess What


Need eggs? Buy a house!

Shrek 5, now with Zendaya

Tik Tokers are dramatic and dropping things on their feet to rate the pain. 


Even Weirder


Japan is floating out Pepsi Zero Peach?

Cockroaches produce crystal milk, and it's good for you...

Russians catch bizzare alien fish

Depressing fog harvesting is now a technology not just specific t...


Wild Reality - w/ Zack
03/06/2025

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Well, it's finally here. A conversation with the Government Plant and resident Neatcast skeptic...Zack. We'll see how much he squirms when we hit him with the tough questions. And I swear if he says racoon ONE TIME...I'm gonna "nuh-uh" him into next week's episode.

Just give it a listen, he may actually surprise you.

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Episode 173 - Uber for GUNS, Turkey Seance, and Oregon Forests?
#173
03/03/2025

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Uber with GUNS

Google Destroying its Business Model

Unique Pole Gripping

and a list?


Even Weirder

California wants to make Bigfoot official

South American Mammal no longer extinct

Turkey Seance.

Microsoft Has A New Form Of Matter?

New Freaky Robots out of Poland


Beyond The Pale

Oregon Forests and...


Wild Reality - w/ Chris from Against All Oddities: Part 2
02/27/2025

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In Part 2 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, Jer asks questions all about esoteric knowledge and magic...plus the go down a few rabbit holes. Enjoy Chris's continuation of our Wild Reality.

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Episode 172 - Sex Day?, Zombie Spiders, and Real Life Cryptids
#172
02/24/2025

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Guess What!?

Internet needs to stop hating on Shakira

F-150 is no longer king. We now have to do a Rav 4 accent moving forward

Budweiser is no longer domestic, its MERICAN!

Zack has manifested sex days into reality


Even Weirder

Choco Mint Beer

We have laser boats now

Kayaker gets SWALLOWED up

Clear UFO photos are still not good enough for the...


Wild Reality - w/ Chris from Against All Oddities: Part 1
02/20/2025

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In Part 1 of our conversation with Chris from Against All Oddities, we cover his origin story of how he became a believer, dive into tarot readings and hear about some of his crazy encounters in the woods. Enjoy our version of Wild Reality.

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Neatcast Special - Ft. Kory - Pepperoni Perfume, Incoming Asteroids, Lab Grown Meat, etc.
02/17/2025

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Jer is dead. Well...not really. His entire house is sick and while they are in great peril, he skipped the podcast to play Monster Hunter or something. Anywho, we got Kory from TWIMB Podcast to talk some BS with us.

Pepperoni Perfume

Asteroid is coming...and it's too late to deflect

Buffy's Back Baby

Lab Grown Meat Food...for Pets

Balloon Sexy Time

Mike Would Eat This


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Episode 171 - Legally Binding Candy, Bigfoot Divorce & The Mirror Dimension
02/10/2025

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Back with another full episode...for now. We'll see what happens over the next week.

Guess What

Legally Binding Sweetheart Candies???

Stranger Things...but for the OLDS

Artistic Cycling


Even Weirder

Jer talks about something...I don't remember. Probably Bigfoot struggling with his home-life, can't keep his woman happy so he ends up divorced. Whatever. There's like a Sesame Street episode on it or whatever.


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Whale Fart ASMR
02/03/2025

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We had to bang out a "short" this week. So Zack and Jer did dueling banjoes news stories. 


Paul brothers tease each other

Frozen penis troubles

Costco Taste Tester

Navy disturbed by whale farts

The internet isn't sick of Bluey yet

Galactic Council is here?




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Episode 170 - Ft. Eric and D.T. - Nut Driven Soup Suckin, Jer's a Shower Crumpler and Alien Mental Communications
01/27/2025

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We are joined by Eric D'Erico and D.T. Space Castle as we celebrate our win in the Effin' Neat Fantasy Football. Find Eric HERE and D.T. HERE.

Guess What

Get Ready For Some Progressive Soup Drops In Your Mouth

Get Paid To Drive The NUTmobile

You Can Now Buy A Case Of The Mondays


Even Weirder

Jer talks about a Skin Walker encounter in Ford F-150 Voice
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Episode 169 - Nascar Speed Dating, Diabolical Goblins, and Unexplainable Smatterings
#169
01/20/2025

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Guess What

Don't Eat Your Christmas Tree Government Warns

Girl Scouts Discontinuing 2 cookie flavors

Help Us To Get Mike To DATE-TONA


Even Weirder

Florida Man Car Jacking and UFO Abductions

Diabolical Goblins and Running From The Police

UFO's on the news during LA Wildfires

And a Sleep Paralysis Alien Encounter


Beyond The Pale

Mike hits us with a mixed...