Skeleton House - Video Game Let's Plays

They gotta put out an update where they reword that one question. Get John Hurt back in the booth, I don't wanna hear any excuses.

dug go borgk

This one is definitely in the running for 'favourite 2 seconds at the start of an episode.'

Fine art appreciator reporting in.

The theme is love but, uhhh, a little bit more explicit.

Is that a tromboner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me*

*brett spice this up before it goes live

Take that J.J. Abrams.

Mystery box!

All roads lead to Vegas.

S1E1&2: Emissary (1993)

Ann Leckie holding me by my ankles and shaking the

It was literally raining as I was editing this, and then again as I was listening through for the quality check. It freakin' moist out here.

Oxygenating you and removing spiders from your vicinity, thank you gamers. 

Go out and pick through some clovers for my boy.

It waaaaaas OBS doing the click, Audacity stays winning.

Real Yoshi fans break the cycle of samsara.

As I am writing this my power is out, which wouldn't be a problem were I in a truck in the middle of the desert on the way to Vegas. Or perhaps it would be a very, very large problem.

I can't wait to figure out what Desert Bus's Soul Rating is at the end of this.

My pal's name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot) 
He always likes to roam 

Strap in gamers, it's gonna be a long ride.

Xzibit gaming in my gaming, etc., whatever. You know the frickin' deal.

Over the last couple of months I read through the book Use of Weapons by Iain M. Banks, and that novel has one of the most satisfying conclusions I've ever experienced across any form of media, and Michigan: Report from Hell also has an ending.

You could probably make a show out of a character that gets Heroic Amnesia.

I just realized Carly's reverb in the bar sounds identical to the reverb I use when editing me has to come in and explain something.

tfw no dommy mommy boss to make me go run errands

I am requesting that someone mountainsplain to me.

There's a Michigan Fats/Minnesota Fats joke just lying under the surface here, but I can't quite coax it out.

Hoping and praying that I never get locked in a room without a reporter buddy. I guess even shut in a room would be just as problematic.

See you, Pikachu.

Check out the Super Switch Club over here, and maybe, hey, submit some audio yourself over at the Probably Work website.

Anyway, time for more Slay the Spire. 

I'm surprised I didn't even go into my hypothesis on how there's only like 9-10 animals. Cat, dog, horse, lizard, fish, elephant, monkey, bug, bird. That's all you need. Deer? Brother that's a horse. Mouse? That's a bug dog. Frog? You got it, lizard fish.

"Oh boy, the one year anniversary of my Hey You! Pikachu FAQ! Today is going to be the best day ever!"

Temporary placeholder link until I get Bluegreener's episode in here, Do the Bartman

Alright, here's the real one. 

Oh whoops, frick, here is Bluegreener's Wikigacha episode.

The 'Get Me Out of This Game' levels are rising at a precipitous rate.

Firing artillery at you for the bit.

Starting to realize I may not be the target demographic for this video game, a feeling I have never felt before as a 32-year old white man.

I need to start an 'attacked by a shadow demon' counter.

https://www.twitch.tv/skeletonhouse be there or be frickin' you know the rest kid

I gotta be almost done the tutorial right? I'm sure by next week we'll be catching and battling all sorts of mystical and magical creatures. For sure. 

For sure.

Seaman son or Lifeline daughter?

Ironically my internet is currently out so I'm uploading this from my telephone. That's irony right? Because we all know what lives on the internet.