The Steam Machine PC Gaming Podcast
A Weekly gaming podcast where hosts Dalton, Willie and TeamRetrogue will attempt to tackle their ever-growing Steam catalog, one game at a time at random. Each host gets a pick from the backlog, and 5 random games are added to a poll for listeners like YOU to vote on in our Discord! Which we then do an episode about :). Join us and the occasional special guest as we discuss games new and old. What will the Steam Machine bring us? Listen each week to find out!
Tex Murphy: Under A Killing Moon
This episode! The boys go back in time to 1994 to then go forward in time to 2042 to hang out with Crack gumshoe Tex Murphy as he solves some cases! Does the P.I. still deliver these days? Or does the FMV leave it as a relic of the past? Tune in to find out! Also, Mik is addicted to Pokopia, and Dalton dives into Retro Rewind and Crimson Desert!
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Devil May Cry
This Episode! With Mikhailov knee deep in his battles with The Paintress, Dalton and Willie are joined by our resident TSMP Devil May Cry expert, Mr. Puzzles Dane Himself to chat about.... Well, Devil May Cry. How does Dante and his Demon Slaying hold up these days? Listen in to join us in Triggering some Devils! Also, for the first time in a while, Dalton's got a grievance to air.
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Yakuza: Like a Dragon (Part 2 Spoilercast)
It is time! The boys gathered the party to chat SPOILERS for Yakuza 7: Like a Dragon! Plus our thoughts overall on the game, and what we thought of the genre switch! Plus, Willie has a family visit, Dalton dives into Project: Gorgon, and Mik talks a handheld with all form, no function.
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Yakuza: Like A Dragon (Part 1: Gameplay and Side Stuff)
This episode! The boys have finally made it. Time for some TURN BASED YAKUZA! In part 1, we are focusing on pretty much everything except main story stuff. That will all be in part 2. So, combat, mini games, summon and side missions here we come!!!!
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The Even More Incredible Machine
This Episode! A Heavy BSing episode full of laughs and stories! Mik talks CES, Willie chats about his new handheld, and Dalton has his ass absolutely kicked by some edibles. Oh! We also hop into the GOG Complex to revisit an old puzzler classic, The Even More Incredible Machine! Does it hold up? Tune in to find out!
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Mortal Kombat: Komplete Edition
This episode! HAPPY NEW YEAR!! How did the boys ring it in? With blood, gore, and violence of course! We dive into the NetherRealm studios era of Mortal Kombat with MORTAL KOMBAT: KOMPLETE EDITION (Also know as MK9). How did they handle the soft reboot? was it successful? Does it hold up to the Midway glory? Tune in to find out!
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The Steamy Awards 2025!
This episode! Boy, we played a LOT of fantastic games this year! So, What took home the awards? Were there any clean sweeps? Did one game sweep all the cool categories as is the fashion this year? Tune in to find out! IT'S STEAMY AWARDS TIME, BABY!
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Chained Echoes
This episode! Thanks to our lovely Patron, The RPG Wolverine Logan, We played a JRPG that flew under all of our radars! We start the episode off covering the 2025 Game Award winners, then we chat about what ya really care about... The game announcements! Then we all hop in our Sky Armors and fly into the world of Chained Echoes! Did a random indie JRPG made by 1 guy make Dalton's top games of all time list? Tune in to find out! Oh, and Sienna is best girl.
Fly, Red Bird, Fly
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
This episode! The boys travel back to 1999 and check out a beloved platformer! But, Does it hold up these days? Tune in to find out! Also, Mik plays FFFXIV with some of the TADPOG crew, and Dalton and Willie chat and rave about Megabonk!
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MYST
This episode! The boys are joined by Mr. Puzzle, Dane Himself of Dane and Jeff's Media Dump! To talk about what, you ask? Why, one of the most historically beloved and landmark games in the PC space! We dive into all versions of MYST! Does it hold up? Does it still hold charm and wonder all these years later? Did CYAN truly create a masterpiece? Tune in to fine out!
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HallowFreebies 2025
This episode! The boys are back from the dead! and this episode, we talk as we do every year, about some free horror games. This year, the games played were:
They Are Here
Bloody Hell
Let's Watch Steamboat Willie
Mr. TomatoS
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
Nightmare Kart
One Halloween Night
Pumpkin Cafe
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Cult of the Lamb
This week! With all 3 of us running on fumes, this episode is legit just silly. But! We also enjoy some cute little cuddly Satanic woodland creatures and chat all about Cult of the Lamb by Massive Monster! Also, Dalton has decided to dive into the world of STARDOM
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Subnautica
This Spooktober episode! Dalton has been stuck on a simulator game, Willie has computer woes, and Mikhailov can reveal what he hinted at last week! Also, we dive (hehe, get it) into the alien underwater world of Subnautica! Does the game sink or swim? Tune in and find out!
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TSMP Pivot! PIVOT! (Nerds Nerding Nerdily)
This episode! Dalton and Mik had to pivot due to Willie being sick, so Subnautica will be coming next week! In the meantime, Listen to Mik and Dalton test the format for a pod they have been thinking of starting, Stories of school bullshit, and general gaming chat and overall nerd stuff.
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My Friendly Neighborhood
This episode! Will you be our neighbor? The boys dive in to the abandoned studio lot and fight some puppets in My Friendly Neighborhood! Also, Dalton has a hankering for a LEGO game, Mikhailov is neck deep in the Pico-8, and Willie did some long awaited computer upgrades and learns some new card games!
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Slay the Princess
This episode! Dalton and Willie are joined by Grumpy Jeff himself to talk about a tale. A tale of horror. The tale of grotesque deaths. The tale.... of love. We dive blade first into Slay the Princess by Black Tabby Games! Also, Dalton has ben doing some skating in SKATE., Driving around Europe in Euro Truck Simulator 2, and finally started Trails in the Sky the 3rd. Willie has been playing more ROGUE and put Linux on his PC, and Jeff has been enjoying The Witcher on Netflix, plus much more!
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Dave the Diver
This episode! The boys squeeze into their tight swim suits and go deep diving into a hole... a big, blue hole in Dave the Diver!! Also, Willie has fun at an arcade birthday, Mikhailov flies into cloud gaming, and Dalton hits a Hole in One in Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots!
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Elite Dangerous
This episode! Dalton and Willie enter SPACE! The Final Frontier and see just how Elite we can be in Elite Dangerous! Also, Dalton hurt his back and passed out from pain for the first time ever, and Willie has a new DOOM WAD to discuss!
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Yakuza 6: The Song of Life
This episode! The boys are joined by a returning voice to chat all about FFXI, Pinball, and more! Plus, the main event of the episode. The final game in the Kiryu Kazama story. We discuss all the feelings Yakuza 6 made them feel, and talk about our future with the Like a Dragon series!
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Wallace & Gromit's Grand Adventures Episode 1: Fright of the Bumblebees!
This episode! The boys travel to West Wallaby St. and meet Wallace & Gromit and join them for a grand adventure! We also discuss the discord watch-along we had of the Wallace and Gromit TV specials "A Grand Day Out", "The Wrong Trousers", "A Close Shave" and "A Matter of Loaf or Death" and then we dive into our game of the episode, Fright of the Bumblebees!
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Willie's TSMP Music Quiz!
Willie put this little quiz together for our Discord (bit.ly/TSMPDISCORD) and I thought it would be fun to share it with all of our lovely listeners! Let us know how you do!
Trek to Yomi
This episode! The boys trek(heh) their way through the brilliant visuals and story of Trek to Yomi! Who liked it more? Also, Dalton takes Willie hunting in theHunter. Dalton also chat's a bit about Black Desert Online, and Firestone. Willie tries not to fall asleep.
Apologies for the short episode!
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Forward to the Sky
This episode! Willie has an oopsie with his Virtual Pinball, and does some DOOMin, and Dalton gets addicted to Mad Games Tycoon 2. Also, the boys chat all about the Animu Games title Forward to the Sky!
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The Steam Machine 5 Year Anniversary Special
This episode, the show is 5 years old! To Quote Dave from TADPOG, that's like, almost a year! In this episode, Dalton, Nate, Willie and Adam reflect on the last 5 years of the show. The episodes, the guests, the laughs and the games we loved and the games we hated. Also, Dalton has a mega Bad Translation quiz to wrap up the celebrations.
Some things change, Some stay the same, But always will we love you listeners for tuning in! Here is to another 5 years!
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Roller Coaster Tycoon 3
This episode! The boys chat about the XBOX and PC Gamer showcases, and dive into the Frontier Developments classic Roller Coaster Tycoon 3! The last one before Atari ruined the series! But, how does it hold up? Tune in to find out!
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BLOODSHED
This week! DOOM meets VAMPIRE SURVIVORS? That's right, that is exactly what BLOODSHED feels like, but, how is it executed? Does it work well? Are there legally distinct cacao demons? Tune in to find out! Also, the boys cover State of Play and Summer Games Fest 2025.
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Croc: Legend of the Gobbos Remastered
This week! Dalton 100%'s Miles Morales, and dives back into Pathfinder: Kingmaker, whilst Willie becomes a Pinball Wizard. We also cover the remaster of the classic 3D Platformer Croc! How does it hold up? Does the remaster do it justice? How friggin cute are Gobbos? Tune in and find out!
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Jurassic World Evolution
This week! Can the boys succeed where John Hammond failed? They sure try as they played Jurassic World Evolution! A Dino park builder! Also, Willie Pins some balls, and Dalton has an encounter with a fictional cougar, cannibals, and also has decided to get into Warhammer 40K Lore.
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UNDERTALE
This episode! The boys dive into the indie darling UNDERTALE! Does it live up to the hype? Has it aged well? Is Papyrus best boy? Tune in to find out!! Also, Willie as been knee deep in DUSK and Dalton plays DOOM: The Dark Ages!
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OCTOPATH TRAVELER II
This episode! The boys travel down 8 paths to find out the truth behind the shadows in OCTOPATH TRAVELER II! How does it play? How are the characters? Is it better than the first game? Tune in to find out! Also, Willie has been playing some DOOM, and Dalton dives into Oblivion Remastered and finished reading The House in Fata Morgana!
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The Turing Test
This episode, Dalton and Willie find out if they are human, or just another Artificial intelligence in The Turing Test! Also, Dalton has been playing some inZOI and Schedule 1!
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TSMP Retro!: Legend of the River King (GBC)
This week! Dalton and Willie decided to take a trip back in time whilst Travelling the Path of Eight, and play the Natsume Inc. cult classic "Legend of the River King" for the Gameboy Color! How does it hold up? Is it fun? Did we indeed catch fish? Tune into the first ever TSMP RETRO episode to find out! Plus, Dalton plays some Two Point Museum, and Willie has been on a walking spree!
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Yakuza 5 Remastered
This week! The boys dive back into Japan and check in on our favorite boy Kiryu and see what he has been up to! Surely things have calmed down for him... right? Also! Nate has been playing Nine Sols, TeamRetrogue has a fight with a Switch Lite, Dalton beat Pillars of Eternity and is knee-deep in The House in Fata Morgana. Oh, and Willie has a nap!
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Toybox Turbos
This episode! Both Destructo Bros are here with Dalton to chat all about the Codemasters game Toybox Turbos. How is it? Does it hold up? How does it compare to to Micro Machines, the game for which it is a spiritual successor? Tune in to find out!
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The Unfinished Swan
This episode, the boys dive into a wonderful tale of perspective, as they played through Giant Sparrow's "The Unfinished Swan"! Does this fairy tale from 2012 still hold up? Tune in to find out! Also, Mikhailov and Dalton discuss the newest No Man's Sky expedition, and Willie solves a mystery!
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DOOM Eternal
This episode, the boys find themselves knee deep in Demon blood in Hell in the sequel to DOOM (2016),, DOOM Eternal! How is it compared to other DOOM titles? How does it run? Is the music as rad as ever? Tune in and find out! Also, Dalton chats about the new No Man's Sky update.
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Pathologic 2
This episode, Dalton and Willie chat about the new DOOM game, Willie has some stories from the Chess boards, and Dalton beat a few RPGs. Then, the boys dive into the bleak, depressing world of Pathologic 2. Did they save the town, or did the plague win? Tune in to find out!
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Outer Wilds
This episode, Dalton and Willie are Joined by Nate while Mikhailov is off at CES, and we take a trip into space! A Timey-Wimey adventure awaited us in OUTER WILDS. How is it? Is it worth the hype? Is this truly a one and done game? Tune in to find out!
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The Steamy Awards 2024
It is everyone's favorite time of year! The STEAMY AWARDS!!! This year is Mikhailov's first time, don't worry, we were gentle. What took home the most awards? Were there any clean sweeps? What could possibly win Game of the Year? Did YOU win Mikhailov's controller giveaway? Tune in and find out!! We love you all, Merry Christmas, and thank you for another wonderful year
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind
This week, Rangers! The boys dive into the nostalgia bomb that is Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Rita's Rewind. How is it? Does it do nostalgia well? How does it PLAY? Tune in to find out! Also, Mikhailov has a giveaway for the TSMP Discord, and Dalton's been playing more Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, and dove back into Guild Wars 2.
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