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It takes him doing, but eventually is able to convince everybody that this pilgrimage is totally legit and necessary. So we get on the road, and there are some familiar faces from earlier this book, but even from the last book! 
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In these chapters that takeover is fully underway and our POV characters are beginning to see some of the fallout. I am very preoccupied with Melba/Clarissa and all I want is for her to snap out of it, but I don't know what could possibly cause that to happen. 
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In these chapters, we have some very surprising developments, but I am quite happy about them and really eager to see where it all leads. I'm still trying to unravel how these people seem to have existed before?
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Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! 
In these chapters, we get a modified mechanical means of mobility for Bull, we find out that Naomi and her crew are in the same medical care unit as he is, but my favorite part is Anna going and having a talk with Clarissa. 
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It's time to wrap up the first book of the series, and while I'm totally satisfied, I am very curious what the next book will hold. Will we stay in this POV? Will we even stay in this kingdom? I can't wait to find out! 
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Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! 
Apologies for the sound quality in this episode, but unbeknownst to me my GarageBand stopped recording at the 12 minute mark and I had to rip the sound from the live stream. These chapters are the ones in which the curse is broken and I am absolutely flabbergasted! 
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In these chapters, we get to see how the team works together both when everything is going swimmingly, but also when they are being pursued by a maniac with tons of resources and a very scary build. 
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Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! 
In these chapters, we have Bull committing mutiny from his hospital bed and Jim getting captured by the Martians. Also, Clarissa is sorry, but... is she though? I really don't know. 
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These chapters are the ones in which Melba carries out her plan but doesn’t realize that somebody else is onto her and is here to save the day. Also, Bull is grievously injured and I am devastated on his behalf.
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Thank you very much to Sofia for commissioning this episode!
We’re starting another book and we are getting involved in another bot’s business! It’s interesting to see the way that Murderbot reacts to other bots and the various values it assigns to their experiences and functions. Kind of wondering if Miki is going to win it over in the end?
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These chapters are the ones where everybody is dealing with injuries and catastrophe due to the sudden slowdown of their ships. It’s pretty gruesome and devastating and yet it doesn’t slow Melba down from her murder mission one little bit.
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Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode!
It’s time to wrap up this book and I am really curious where we are going from here because we have a kind of resolution to the overall mystery of whether Murderbot was guilty but now we have to find out who is actually responsible for the massacre that happened at the pit. Oh boy!

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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!
These are the chapters in which William takes over Mason’s party entirely and Mason is irritated but also Alicia Zodiac is here and it’s hard for him to argue.
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Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode.These chapters are the ones in which the crew of the Rocinante finds out that they have been sabotaged from the inside. In true drama queen fashion Jim decides that he is going to go ahead and be the ambassador for humanity by heading to the station.
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Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones in which we find out All of that planning and theorizing about what could break the curse and then all of the work that went into it… Did nothing but rope another good person into being cursed.
Sometimes it do be like that.
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These are the chapters where our party gets ambushed at an inn, and their ass is pulled out of the fire by somebody that we thought was long dead! Turns out they’re back, baby, and they are low-key scary!

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These chapters are the ones in which Ana hosts her first service, Bull openly suggests maybe killing the captain, and Melba sulks because her plan was foiled.

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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode!

Oh boy, we’re getting into the next book and immediately handling some business! We’ve got sponsors, kids!

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These super compelling chapters bring back a moment of fate full circle, and we get to see some more practical applications for seeing ghosts.

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These chapters are the ones where I find out that it was indeed Melba who encountered Anna in that last chapter and Anna was in even more danger than she could possibly have realized. Meanwhile, Melba’s plan is set in motion.

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Thank you very much to Melanie for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Murderbot takes on a job as a security consultant and has to help some people who seem to REALLY WANT TO DIE to stay alive. Turns out, they got really lucky hiring a secret Secbot because it's immediately apparent they'd be dead in short order. 
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Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Melba does something pretty drastic that I kind of wasn't expecting, and Bull has to deal with the consequences of spacing that drug dealer last chapter. Meanwhile, Anna is trying to find her place on this huge boat and seems to find it! Until she stumbles across someone that I...

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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are wrapping up the first William Oh book, and we find out something VERY SURPRISING about Loth, and then we get a mission to draw us into the next book. Also, I'm sad about Bri. 
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Thank you very much to Rachel Eaton for commissioning this episode!
These chapters are the ones in which our friend gets a makeover and doesn't really mind it as much as it had expected. Then it realizes that even though this disguise might be superficially helpful, it still needs a reason to go to the station where the info about the "incident" is stored, and now...

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Thank you very much to Austin for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Anna goes to a cocktail reception with some really insufferable people, and someone tries to light themselves on fire. Then we hang out with Bull, who spaces a drug dealer, and move over to the Roci, where Holden is giving unwilling interviews. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we run into a whole crew of other creatures that are trying to loot the same abandoned/dead city as our friends. We also get to see what monster did this, and it's a pretty fucking grim reveal. 
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Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are where Cazaril finally gets on the road to both brings the news of Teidez's death to Valenda and also to head on towards the dreamy prince that will break the curse on Iselle with true love's kiss. Or something. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which we move up to a new floor in which a lot of things are on fire or lava, and then it turns out that's the least of our worries! Someone has attacked the bus that Will and Loth are following, and that somebody is NOT a monster. It's other c...

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Thank you very much to Rachel for commissioning this episode!
It's time for the next book, and we're getting Murderbot setting out on a new adventure to find out exactly what happened when it killed all those people that one time. BUT! It meets another bot that wants to help it blend in, because MB isn't doing as good a job as it thinks. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Will and Loth strike out on their own and leave Steve behind, but they don't actually remove him from the party because turns out maybe combat skills aren't the only valuable thing a party member can contribute!
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Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters see our crew dealing with the fallout of Tiedez's rampage in the menagerie, although nobody is dealing with more of a fallout, in the end, than Tiedez himself. Meanwhile, Umegat is alive but has suffered a terrible loss that is truly so tragic it's heartbreaking. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Steve, the newest member of the party, seems to die almost immediately of a broken neck. Turns out, HE'S ALIVE! And he has a really wild class and abilities...but more importantly, experience and information. 
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Thank you very much to John for commissioning this episode! 
In these chapters, Bull is dealing with some budget constraints that make the Behemoth basically one space battle away from crumpling like a tin can, and finds out there's some drug dealing going on. Meanwhile, John is getting set up by "Melba" to head to the ring, and Melba is attempting, with mixed success, to pose a...

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Thank you very much to Yrys for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Teidez gets some bad advice from a bad man WHO IS ALREADY DEAD and this dumdum still does what the dead man told him to do. Thankfully, Umegat is still alive, but there was a real scare there for a second and now Orico is blind. 
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Thank you so much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which Will has a REALLY weird encounter with a being that seems to be working under the authority of someone who is functioning...outside the rules of the Tower. He manages to get away, and then him and Loth go on to make a deal for a new party member. 

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Thank you very much to The Great and Secret Knowledge: A Speculative Fiction Podcast for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which me meet "Melba", AKA Clarissa Mao, sister of Juliette Mao. She's on the warpath and directing all her anger at Holden, which honestly...I hate the man, but lady...get a grip. Then we meet Anna, and I will say she s...

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Thank you very much to Mayken for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Cazaril realizes that at the time of Dondo's death, he can actually hear Dondo's voice screaming from his INSIDES! Also, there are ghosts everywhere? Meanwhile, Iselle is trying to find a new husband and now has to browbeat Orico into agreeing to make an announcement! 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These are the chapters where our Will and Loth are put to the test on the second floor, going up against some very unpleasant camels, and some even more unpleasant humans. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where we get to see the aftermath of Will finishing his very first quest. He gets a bunch of gold, he gets some good loot, he creates a party and gets Loth to join, and he finds out some things about Mason, who actually seems like he doesn't completely suck?
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