Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club

Just when you thought 2000s fashion couldn't make a bigger comeback... visible bra straps are officially trending again! 👙😳✨

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We’ve all had that one mortifying moment that wakes us up in a cold sweat years later! 😳🙈💥

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Is there anything more soul-destroying than listening to someone use endless corporate buzzwords in a meeting?! 💼🗣️🙈

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Did you know that aging cats can suffer from feline dementia—and many pet owners have no idea until it's already happening?! 🐱🧠💔

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Who actually decides when a nickname is officially locked in—and can you ever veto a bad one?! 🏷️😳🙈

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Leave it to nature—and Simon Barnett—to uncover the most mind-blowing animal fact you'll hear all week! 🐢💨🇦🇺

In today’s edition of That's Slightly Interesting, Simon brings a wild Australian wildlife discovery to the studio desk: the famous Fitzroy River turtle that literally breathes through its butt!

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the science of cloacal respiration, how this Aussie reptile can stay underwater for months without surfacing, and why the studio team will never look at turtles the same way again.

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Is there a right or wrong way to set up your shower head—or is Simon taking bathroom physics way too far?! 🚿💦🧼

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy dive into Simon’s latest household debate: shower head height, water pressure, and daily shower etiquette!

What started as a simple household habit turns into a full-on studio argument as callers ring in to weigh in on their own shower routines, battle terrible water pressure, and declare whether high-pressure shower heads are ultimate luxury or total overkill.

Where do you stand on shower head placement and water pressur...

Are you a big fan of holding hands in public, or does the thought of adult PDA make you totally cringe?! 🤝😳🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy dive into the unwritten rules of holding hands as adults, public displays of affection, and the awkward moments when holding hands goes completely wrong!

From clammy palms and mismatched walking strides to holding hands with friends, kids, or long-time partners, callers ring in to share their ultimate holding hands confessions.

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Every parent has that one mortifying moment they wish they could erase from history... 😱👶🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the absolute worst, most awkward, and utterly chaotic moments of raising kids!

From toddlers throwing full-blown meltdowns in crowded supermarket aisles to accidental public slip-ups, toddler honesty, and total disaster situations, callers ring in to share their ultimate "worst moment as a parent" confessions.

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We pay tribute to Philip Gifford ONZM - this CD was released many many many years ago with the intention of raising funds for the City Mission and Salvation Army. 
Phil Gifford gone but not forgotten.
Our thoughts are with your family and friends always.  

Is there anything more mortifying than completely blanking on your best mate's birthday?! 😱🎂🎈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the ultimate friendship fail after Simon admits he completely forgot his best friend's birthday!

Simon breaks down how the horrific realization hit him, the awkward scramble to fix it, and the hilarious aftermath when his mate realized he'd been totally forgotten. Callers ring in to share their absolute worst birthday-forgetting disasters and how they tried to cover their tracks!

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Is there anything more universally soul-destroying than hearing a recording of your own voice back?! 🗣️🙈🙉

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy dive into the psychological horror of hearing your own voice on audio messages, video recordings, and answering machines!

Why does our voice sound so smooth and rich inside our own heads, but completely high-pitched and cringey to everyone else? Callers ring in to share their absolute worst playback moments—and the awkward times they didn't realize they were being recorded!

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Is using Afterpay to buy someone's birthday or Christmas present a brilliant financial life hack—or a total social taboo?! 💳🎁😳

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the growing trend of using Buy Now, Pay Later services for gift-buying and debate where the line should be drawn on gift etiquette.

Is it purely the thought that counts regardless of how it's paid for, or does splitting a present into four fortnightly installments take away the magic of gift-giving?

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Simon thought he was responding to a real cat in need... until his daughter revealed the high-tech reality! 🐱🤖🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy break down the hilarious moment Simon’s daughter used an AI-generated cat prank on him!

Simon reveals how completely convinced he was, how he reacted in real-time, and why artificial intelligence is officially taking family pranks to a whole new, terrifyingly funny level.

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Have you ever heard of someone being completely terrified of... raw wood?! 🪵😳🙈

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy take a call from listener Krissie, who reveals her mind-blowing and surprisingly intense phobia of wooden objects!

From Popsicle sticks and wooden spoons to unvarnished furniture and wooden utensils, Krissie breaks down what triggers her extreme aversion—and how she copes with everyday kitchen and ice cream nightmares.

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Are you someone who proudly asks for a discount at every single checkout counter, or would you rather sink through the floor than try to haggle in public?! 💸😳🛒

Si, Lana, Speedy, and Bondy unpack the awkward, hilarious, and surprisingly bold ways people try to shave a few dollars off their store purchases!

From cheeky attempts at damaged-box discounts and asking for manager specials to the absolute cringe of watching a partner haggle in a retail shop, callers ring in to share their ultimate discount confessions.

Do you always ask for a discount at the count...

Si & Lana are packing their bags for London—and they need all the expert advice they can get! 🇬🇧✈️🧳

House of Travel expert Dalwyn joins the studio to break down everything the crew needs to know before heading overseas on their big UK adventure!

From London insider secrets, navigating travel itineraries, and avoiding rookie tourist traps to packing hacks and getting around the UK, Dalwyn delivers the ultimate travel survival guide for Si and Lana's upcoming trip.

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Catch up on today's full, uncut edition of Si, Lana & The Breakfast Club! ☕🎉

Here is what made the cuts on today's full show catch-up:

The Tackiest Garden Ornaments: Concrete gnomes, plastic flamingos, and the ultimate backyard eye-sores people grew up with.

Haunted UK Hotel Discovery: The team uncovers the spooky, ghost-filled history behind their London accommodation, The Royal Horseguards Hotel!

House of Travel Expert Chat: Dalwyn joins the studio to break down travel tips, overseas itineraries, and holiday advice.

The Rock Praises Portia Woodman: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson crowns Black...

It might sound like a completely stupid question on the surface... but is Speedy actually onto something massive?! 🧠❓😳

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When Hollywood royalty and global megastar Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson calls you the ultimate GOAT, you know you've made history! 🏉🔥🤩

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When Si & Lana booked their UK trip, they didn't realize their luxury London hotel came with some unexpected permanent guests... 🇬🇧👻🧳

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What is the absolute tackiest, most eye-watering garden ornament you or your parents ever had sitting in the backyard?! 🧑‍‍🌾🍄🪴

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More details on our London plans, how long you can actually keep a rice ball for, and Bondy’s kids have NEVER tried something.

Have a great weekend! x

Si and Lana are heading to the UK for two and a half weeks with House of Trave. They're fitting in everything from Clarkson's Farm to a West Ham match, though Lana is mostly worried about Si getting bitten by a Palace Guard horse.

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Bondy's mate brought over some KFC for tea, only for his teenage boys to reveal they'd never actually eaten it before. Turns out heaps of you have stories about kids growing up without trying basic fast foods.

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Si and Lana are heading to London to watch West Ham take on QPR, so Players Sports sent over some official kit. The only problem was Si's top was a small, and he could barely squeeze his head through it.

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Lana revealed that back in the 1860s, local time was so different across the country that Christchurch was 8 minutes ahead of Wellington. Things got so confusing for telegraphs that everyone had to sync their clocks to one Wellington sundial at noon.

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Si was convinced daylight saving time fades your curtains, but a science teacher rang in to set him straight. The team also shared their worst stories of cheering for the wrong kids at sports, and Lana gave Si some advice for long flights.

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Lana realized mid-game she was cheering for someone else's kid while her son was sitting right next to her on the bench. Bondy, Si, and a listener named Rochelle shared their own awkward stories of cheering for or holding the wrong child.

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Bondy's son Liam has to wait two months to sit his restricted driving test, so he's thinking about driving three hours away to get it done sooner. Driving instructor Helen called in to explain why so many teens are heading out of town to avoid the long waiting lists.

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Si shared some facts about salmon swimming up to 3,000 kilometres back to the exact spot they were hatched, but Lana wasn't convinced and voted him down. Amanda the teacher gave Si a yes, but Bondy and Lana kept him from getting a clean sweep.

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Si and Lana are getting ready for their week broadcasting live in London, and they were talking about all the iconic UK food they need to try. Listener Jenny called in to share her story about sitting right next to Amy Winehouse while having lunch at Nando's in Camden.

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Si was convinced that shifting the clocks forward meant extra sunlight hours damaging his curtains, so science teacher Sarah called in to set him straight. Turns out summer causes the fading, not daylight saving.

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Would you call 111 on your cat? We get a full rundown of our London trip, PLUS when has your partner made you proud?

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Lana took her wife Katie to the driving range, only for Katie to completely smash 10 shots in a row on her very first try. Tony also called in to share how proud he was when his wife completed an Ironman despite having severe arthritis.

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Dalwyn phoned in to run Si and Lana through the flight itinerary for their UK trip, including a stopover at Singapore's Changi Airport. Turns out they're staying at The Royal Horseguards Hotel, which is right by Trafalgar Square and comes with a bit of paranormal history.

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Si and Lana listened to an old 911 call from a bloke who barricaded himself in the bedroom after his 11kg cat attacked his family. Callers Rachel and Caressa got in touch to share their own stories of dealing with aggressive cats.

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Lana is making plans for London. 
Should you wear a wedding ring to the gym?
PLUS the worst Karaoke songs and leaving the Fridge door open..

We reminisce about the Wahs’ season coming to an end, Community Page Rage heads to Wellington, can you use chopsticks like an adult, and we run through the full UK flip list.

Si shared the heartbreaking back story behind one of the world's most famous Christian hymns, written by Horatio Spafford after losing his four daughters at sea. Safe to say it got a big tick from the rest of the team.

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