The Wizard Scroll

Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovely ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the upcoming season 4 soon on an RSS feed near you!

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Episode Artwork by ⁠⁠Ben Mills

WHSM Logo designed by Jeff Pennington

Song used: Identity- Equip

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The spatute of splimitations has officially run dry on this SUPER SECRET installment of Omega Star 7!

Djyn quests to the local Spaffle House Establishment to find and retrieve a mcguffin of sorts for his boss.

Written by Chris Bauso

Pre-production assembly by Chris Bauso

Produced by Chris Bauso

Cast (in order of appearance):

Chris Bauso as Himself

Chris Bauso as Djyn

Chris Bauso as Zoots McKenzie

Chris Bauso as Mikey Deez

Chris Bauso as Lu Maldonado

Chris...

*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Jon Anderson & WarewolfBarmitzvah join me in the booth for the inaugural episode of Frantic Fanfic with Friends! Where we write fan-fictions at a frantic pace.

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Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OST

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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Narrator - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠

the boy - Himself

Dad - Tyler Moody

Frodo - Jess McCoy

Chuck Th...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠

the boy - ⁠Himself⁠

Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠

Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠

Chuck Thunderfuck - Chri...

Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!

Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠

Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠

Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1

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Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!

Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠

Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠

Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1

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'Recess... Recess Never Changes' was written and produced by Brady Flanagan as part of Dialogue Fest!

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Starring Chris Bauso as David & David's Inner Monologue

Eliza R as Jonathan

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AKA the one where Daniel sells out...

*Originally published 11/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize

Various Mascots as Themselves

Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s- Equip ; Character Select- Super Smash Bros Melee OST

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The complete second season of everyone's favorite sitcom starring a wizard and a mortal man... 'Wizards? In MY City??? More likely than you think!'

*Originally published between August 2023 & December 2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Starring Gavin Reiser as Daniel

Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize

Featuring Jon Anderson as several FBI Agents

Songs used: s t e a m w o r k s , d r e a m c o r r i d o r , Outside the Gates, Another Way In (SEWERS), Ancient Ivy Atrium, Coral Chamber...

Squid Ludwig has barged into my house to record tales of Immortals & Diseased Growths! Also, WareWolfBarmitzvah is in my walls and his story is pretty good too...

*Originally published 3/25/2025 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, NEW GAIA (2018), Geodesic, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: Le Nostre Stelle part 2 | Omega Star 7 ; WH34: Talk Shows & :theboy:

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THE SCIENCE PAPER is a podcast where I read a science paper to you for your... entertainment?

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This week we're taking a look at A hybrid calibration approach to Hertz‐type contact parameters for discrete element models written by Tongming Qu, Yuntian Feng, Tingting Zhao & Min Wang.

Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Opening Credits, Shadowed Cavern, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, CLOUD GENERATOR, D U N G E O N & LICHEN ENCRUSTED CHAMBER- Equip

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The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story.

This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios.

Featuring Jon as Frankenphone

Matt as Darth Kermitus

Sorin as Anne Gore

Flower as Ragnor Seymore

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The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story.

This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios.

Featuring Jon as Frankenphone

Matt as Darth Kermitus

Sorin as Anne Gore

Flower as Ragnor Seymore

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I am joined by Ben Mills & WareWolfBarmitzvah in da boothssy for tales of Boiled Pantalones and Squimping. I wonder who could have possibly suggested those prompts...

*Originally published 3/11/2025 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Beatles superfan / audiobook narrator / friend Scott R McKinley joins me in the booth to chat about his passion for all things Beatles, history, audiobooks, audio dramas, and other things as well.

*Originally published 12/24/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol ; THE SOMETIME SOMEWHERE SPECIAL I | Omega Star 7 ; Run like the wind! | The Simpsons...

Today on Wizard Hang, I sit down and chat with the Diva of 19 Nocturne Boulevard, Julie Hoverson! Join us as we meander from topic to topic & discuss Julie's vast variety of content, both released & otherwise.

*Originally published 12/10/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: El Rollo del Mago (Wizard Scroll en Español) ; 19 Nocturne Boulevard English vs G...

Acclaimed author WareWolfBarmitzvah returns to the booth for tales of Muscles & Limp Bizkit! Join us as we regale one-another with our respective magnum opus-es complete with deep, complex characters, altruistic protagonists, & prompts that are not at all shoehorned in.

*Originally published 11/26/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Cave Dungeon, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: The Tide's Coming In | Spongebob Clips Ahoy! ; He Made Me Experience...

On this most hallowed of eves, I am joined in the spooky woods by my friends Ace, Jon & Umbriel as we ride out the night by the fire...

*Originally published 10/31/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Dating Tense!, Dating Start! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen- Bishara Haroni ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: Zombies ate my Podcast! (part 1...

Squid Ludwig & I convene at the local Denny's establishment to partake in witty banter and subpar food, all while being utter nusiancess to every other patron at the place...

*Originally published 10/29/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CURSEBREAKER X Theme, SHOP (New Inventory!), Shadowed Cavern, SHADOW DANCER, Dire Dire Docks (from Mario 64), Druids Encounter & CLOUD GENERATOR- Equip ; Meraki & WIS-13- Amie Waters ; SHOP...

Fellow audio drama creator / voice actor Jess McCoy joins me in the booth for a nice chat about our Audacity overlords, Invader Zim, Snu Snu & her upcoming project Clone Array!

*Originally published 10/15/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: We're the Parsexxx Baby! | Omega Star 7 ; Fnaf 1 Night 1 Call ; Dark Harvest | Invader Zim ; Bad Bad Rubber Piggy | Invader Zim ; Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Shark Tank Extra ; Gargoyles...

My good gooblin Gavin Reiser returns from his extended hibernation and joins me in the booth for a spot of reminiscing...

*Originally published 10/1/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Druids Encounter, s t e a m w o r k s, Coral Chamber, CLOUD GENERATOR, Alchemist's Corridor & Another Way In (SEWERS)- Equip ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Pizza Deluxe- Pizza Tower OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST<...

Professional animator Alain Seguin joins me in the booth for a nice discussion about projects he's worked on and the animation industry as a whole.

*Originally published 9/17/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

Clips used: Bob's Burgers uncensored outtakes ; Conan the Cimmerian - Fan Tribute by Alain Seguin ; The Simpsons - Oh I've Wasted My Life ; Unlikely Arthur Crossovers - PBG

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M Jeffery Howard joins me this week on Wizard Hang and shares his life story. And let me tell you this man has truly done it all.

*Originally published 9/3/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Pulitzer nominated writers Ace D Wizard & Strawberry Porg join me in the booth as we regale one another with tales of Comets & Temples.

*Originally published 8/20/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors COLLAPSE, CEMETERY MOONGLOW & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Rusted- Phineas and Ferb OST ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Matt (mastermind behind A Pint of Cthulhu) joins me in the booth from across the pond to discuss various internet videos, the creative process & other things as well.

*Originally published 8/6/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Hail, squires! Allow me, Jon & Hersheez the not so Wize to regale you all with another round of stories! This time our prompts were Dragons & 19 Dollar Fortnite Card. Don't ask how that became a prompt (it was me teehee)

*Originally published 6/23/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Chug Jug with You- Leviathan ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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I have journeyed about 3 towns over to record at my friend SquidLudwig's house, as we (& WareWolfBarmitzvah!) regale you with tales of Talk Shows and :theboy:!

*Originally published 6/9/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & SHADOW DANCER- Equip ; Hip Shop & Metal Crusher- Toby Fox ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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The Story Squires writing club is back for another round of tales! Featuring Ace D Wizard & WareWolfBarmitsvah (aka Wolfjob)!

*Originally published 6/25/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, New GAIA (2018), CEMETERY MOONGLOW, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Tune into my sabbatical with the one and only Qracle as we discuss our various creative works...

*Originally published 6/11/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME- Equip ; Azataz IS Your Wizard & Night Egg- Qracle ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Acclaimed New Jersey Webfest winner Drew Frohmann joins me in the booth to compare and contrast production styles...

*Originally published 5/28/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

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Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & New GAIA (2018)- Equip ; Kahoot Lobby Music ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Up & coming Swedish podcaster Pelle Frid enters the booth to have a chat about George Lopez among other things. Then we table read a script I had written about Dice & Latrines...

*Originally published 5/14/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Passage of Shifting Floors, Druids Encounter & LIGHTBRINGER OBTAINED- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Liam Smith (aka WareWolfBarmitzvah aka Wolfjob) has returned to the booth to share with us all a wholesome family story about a man's quest to the mystical realm of Yonkers. Then I regale you with the continuation of a fan-favorite Wizard of Oz parody that will make you smile :)

*Originally published 4/30/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Identity, Druids Encounter & Ancient Ivy Atrium- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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Kier Zhou (mastermind behind the No Return podcast) joins me in the booth for a spot of tea and crumpets as we discuss a swathe of topics, from audiodramas to the humble game of cricket...

*Originally published 4/16/2024 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show artwork by Nick Vanamee

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME, Home Town & CEMETERY MOONGLOW- Equip ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST

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On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!

Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf

Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly

On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!

Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf

Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as...

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Tim Jennings as...

Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today!

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Song used: Identity- Equip

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Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today!

Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Song used: Identity- Equip

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.