The Listies Make U LOLcast

Hello Listeroonis! 🐀

Nan here! After an exhausting 1.5 show run on Broadway I've taken myself off to Long Island to recover. I'm relaxing, doing yoga and drinking Long Island Iced Teas. Not necessarily in that order. Fudgie is loving it. He's never looked more zen. 🐦

Tune in for:

📬 Fan Mail/Spam Mail is BACK and even Rich gets involved in everyone's favourite theme song

🐀 Rich gets scared by a rat, many many times.

🗽 The Boys interview a real New York celebrity

⛴️ Matt takes Pooglet and Twoglet to meet their American cous...

Hello Listeroonis! 🗽

Nan here! Well, technically Nan OVER HERE because I'm in over here in New York City. While The Listies are performing their show off, off, off,off, off, broadway, I'm making my Broadway debutt! Matt's been helping me promote the show by handing out flyers. It's very sweet of him even though he keeps suggesting people use them as napkins for their pizzas.

Tune in for:

🗽 Piping hot Tea on our New York city adventures

🎲 A game of DnD with Dungeon Master extraordinaire, Greg from next door.

🍑 A stroll alo...

Hello Listeroonis! 🥔

Nan here! I haven't had much of a chance to listen to this episode of the Pugcast cause I sold my headphones (and iPod Nano) at our GARAGE SALE!! I'm clearing out the dog wash trailer faster than Matt can clear out an elevator after a night on the baked bean milkshakes!

Wrap your laughing ears around this episode:

🥔 The boys invent a brand new sport. It's athletic. It's delicious.

🍗 Rich layes out his feelings on the age old Parma vs Parmi controversy 

🍯 Matt shares Some Winnie the Pooh them...

Hello Listeroonis! 🍑

Nan here! Your ears are going to LOVE this episode. There's more jokes, bum fruits and shenanigans than you could throw an axe at. Speaking of throwing axes, if you've ever wanted to give it a go I might know a place you can visit. Just be careful of the man reading poetry with the apple on his head.

Tune in for:

😂 Jokes and sponsors sent in by the 'Bum Bunch' - you'll get that when you listen

👶 An episode of our lives where Rich takes the baby on a shoppin...

Hello Listeroonis! 🏅

Nan here! We're BACK after an amazingly fun Comedy Festival! Thanks to every single Listerooni who came out. I'm sorry I couldn't be there. I've been in training for the Commonwealth Games Hide and Seek Championships. Can't tell you where though. That's kind of the whole point. Fudgie is my coach, he's not very good but he is cheep, cheep - get it? 🐦

Here's what's in this ep:

🔢 An exclusive interview with the two most famous numbers in the world, 6 and 7. Things get tense.

💩 Rich delivers some square truths about wombat...

Hello Listeroonis! 🥚

Nan here! This ep is an absolute EGG-STRAVAGANZA! Here's what's hatching:

🐰 An exclusive interview with the Easter Bunny (very fluffy, very professional, surprisingly good hair)

🍳 Rich has a poem about eggs for the Poetry Corner and honestly I got a sneak peek, it cracked me up

🎤 Due to a special request (sent in by Matt... to himself) Matt sings the kids jokes theme song. You're welcome.

✅ Plus all the corrections from stuff the boys DEFINITELY said last episode.

Meanwhile I've landed myself an easter themed side gig. See...

Hello Listeroonis! 🍑

Nan here! I just woke up to find that Rich and Matt have recorded a FUN SIZED EP of The LOLCAT.

Listen along to hear them dig into their Fan Mail/Spam Mail folder which may or may not contain photos of fruits and vegetables that look like bums. 🫑 There are some ripper sponsor suggestions from y'all, PLUS Matt's been getting mysterious emails from a robber explaining why things keep disappearing from the fridge. The yoghurt is gone, people. GONE. 🕵️ IT'S A REALLY WHO DUNNIT.

Don't forget to send YOUR jokes, drawings, c...

Hello Listerooni! 🎧

It's Nan here — this month was Febfast so I've been doing everything fast ⚡ I hardly have time to type this before I zip off!

This episode I left Fudgie the Budgie 🐦 in charge of the podcast recording studio/dog washing trailer because literally — what could go wrong?

If you listen to this podcat (which I recommend you do if you like the Listies) you will hear Rich and Matt go to the beach 🏖 and get busted by the Beach Cop for dissing sand (harsh but fair).

We hear a bunch of reader...

Happy New Year, Listerooni! 🎉✨🎊

It's Nan here. Welcome to the year 2000*. Congratulations on surviving the millennium bug AND Y2K. KIDS you don't know what that is, ask your great-grandparents. 🐛💻 

In the bowels of this podcastle you will find:

See you then, Listeroonis! 💖

Aloha,

Merry Yay Yay, everyone! 🎄✨

It's Nan here, wishing you, and literally everyone you have ever met, a very merry YAYmas 🎅🎉

At this time of year, it's important not to focus on presents, but on the people you love! AND what better present for the people you love than a HOOF SPA™ 🐄🦶💦??? Loved by camels and cousins from the deserts of Dubai to Donut Kings of Dunedoo.

This week's podcat has coughed up a furball filled with:

A preview...

Hello Listeroonis! 👋🐪

It's me, Nan I'm back again and standing completely still! 🧘‍♀️
I promised Rich I wouldn't interrupt his Poetry Corner this week… so I've decided not to move. At all. If you're reading this, please blink for me. 👁️

This week's episode is bursting like a bag of bum-shaped strawberries 🍓🍑 featuring:

🍑 The Bum Parade — five bum strawberries, one bum lemon, and so many bum pancakes. Thanks Arthur, Skye, Eddie, Olive, and Tom (6)!

🗑️ An Episode of Our Lives — Rich asks Matt to take the bins out. It goes exactly how you'd expect. (Terribly.)

🎬 Sponsor Time...

Hello down there! 👋🐕🧗‍♀️

It's Nan here, writing from the top of the new climbing wall I built inside the dog-wash trailer slash podcast studio. 🚿🎙️
I can't come down to push the buttons this week, so Matt will have to. SOZ!

In this Pod-Cow:
🪨 Einstein drops by to explain what's going on with Matt's pet rocks, Pooglet and Twoglet 👁️👁️ (It's all relative, apparently.)
😂 A Kids' Jokes LOL-a-thon! starring jokes sent in by you Listeroonis! (Email yours to lolcast@thelisties.com 📧)
👀 Matt and Rich play "I Spy" in a Classic Episode of Our Lives — it's dramatic, emotional, and best of...

Hello Listerooni! 👋🐮

It's Nan here and I'm happy to say the pod-cow moos again 🐄🎙️.

Why has it taken so long to make a new episode?

It's definitely not because I tried to sneak 56 foot spas into the United Kingdom 🦶🛁🇬🇧.

In this episode your brain-mouth will snack on stuff like:

🎧 The Sphinx with No Nose 🏺👃🧺

Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. I'm tapping this into the computer verrrry slowly this week due to an unfortunate zorbing incident 🤕🌀 — I'd give you the gruesome details, but let's just say this: never eat a curry before being zipped into a giant plastic ball and launched down a hill with Rod Stewart. EVER. 🎤🌶️🎢

ANYWAY.

This week, the boys answer a very important question from brilliant Listerooni Chloe, which leads them to hop inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka a washing basket with mood lighting) and hurtle through time to Anci...

Aloha Listerooni,

It's Nan here — or rather, it isn't, because I'm currently in HAWAII 🌺 on a much-needed stress relief activity holiday 😌🍍 after working very hard recently (reading fan mail in Thailand is no joke, you know). I've been trying all sorts of relaxing activities like lava bathing, extreme kayaking, and zorbing down a volcano with Rod Stewart (lovely hair, bit wobbly in a Zorb) 🎤⚽️🌀.

So while I'm away "unwinding" aka spelunking, Matt and Rich are in the mobile dog-wash-turned-studio doing the hard yards 🐶🚿🎙.

In this episode:

🏆 We go LIVE to the World Nose Picking Championships...

Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here again — sorry I missed this ep of the Pugcast AGAIN, but I've had a bit of aviation drama 🛫😱. I was on my way back from Thailand, but due to a small issue (Tour-Bot accidentally pressed all the buttons in the cockpit 🤖🙈), my plane got diverted to Hawaii 🌺. So now I'm "stranded" on a tropical island drinking coconuts and soaking up the sun 🌞🍹. It's terrible and I can't wait to get home.

Meanwhile, back in the Mobile Dog Washing trailer/LOLcast studio...

Hello Listerooni,

It's Nan here, sorry I couldn't be with you on this ep of the Pugcast. I'm in Thailand 🇹🇭 because, due to an error at the post office 📬, my fan mail 💌 was delivered to Koh Samui 🌴. So poor old me has had to take a work trip ✈️ to go and read it on a luxury island retreat 🍹 — never let it be said that I don't work hard for this podcast! 💪

Therefore, in this episode Matt is in charge of opening our email which leads to a crime against podcasting called " The Bum Parade"* 🍑🚶. Soz, this will NEVER happen again. We p...

🎧 Episode Title: Pardon Me, It's Nan! 👵🚁

Well look who's finally made it to the big time – me, Nan! 💅 In this episode of their lives, Rich and Matt have finally realised who the real star is ⭐ and invited me on for a proper interview 🎤. I'll be dishing out my top-shelf biz-dom (that's business wisdom, darlings 💼), whether Rich likes it or not 😏. I just hope we get it done before my helicopter arrives 🚁.

Also jammed into this episode like plastic containers in a Tupperware drawer you're too scared to open 🧺:

Rich gets all poetic in his little Poetry Corner 🧠🎭

Hello Listerooni!

It's your friendly neighbourhood Spider Nan here.  I'm sorry I can't be here for this LOLcast recording as I'm on holidays - OOPS - I mean doing a podcasting course at a fancy resort - Oops- I mean a VERY fancy resort.

Comedy Festival is over here in sMelbourne so The boys are back in the dog-washing trailer/podcast studio and they've made a brand-new episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast! 🎉🐾

What have they got cooking in their dutch ovens? This:

Hilarious jokes sent in by listeners (you're all com...

Hello Listerooni!

It's Rich here, dropping into your podcast feed with a discount code for our Melbourne Comedy Festival show.

Because you're a special V.I.Pee you can access $20 tickets for this Thursday and Friday to see our brand new show, 110% Ready, at The Malthouse.

Use the code word: Bananas 

Ticket link here: https://www.malthousetheatre.com.au/whats-on/comedy-festival-2025/the-listies-110-ready

Hope to see you there and for those of you who are not in Melbourne We PROMISE, we will be back with a new episode of t...

🎉🐶 The World's BEST Podcast Recorded in a Mobile Dog Trailer 🎧 

Hello, Listerooni!  👋

🎪 Roll up, roll up for the greatest show on Earth—NAN'S FLEA CIRCUS! 🦗🤹  

🐜 But while you're here, why not also listen to The Listies Make You LOLcast? 🤣 My fleas love it, and so will you!  

🚀 In this episode of our lives, Rich and Matt take a trip to the poo—💩 Oops, I mean zoo… or do I? You'll have to ask your ears 👂 once they've finished listening!  

🎭 PLUS we've got:  
🃏 Jug-loads of jokes!  
🍑 Butt-loads of bum fruits!  
💰 Silly sponsor suggestions from YOU!  

*Official* The world's BEST podcast recorded in a mobile dog trailer.

Hello Listeroonis!

It's Nan here. Get your ears ready because Matt is on the sound effects this week. I told him he could only press two*.

In this ep, Rich unveils his latest invention—the Rhyme-a-Tron 3000, a machine designed to make poetry a pushover! Unfortunately when Matt decides to replace its power source with a banana, things take a disastrous turn. Will they escape the poetic curse, or are they doomed to rhyme forever?  I don't know because I'm in India relaxing, oop...

🎒BACK TO SCHOOL (with a Budgie in Charge?!)

Aloha Listeroonis,

Nan here! Except… I'm actually not here. I've gone 'Back to School' shopping, and in my place, I've left Fudgie the Budgie and a bell. What could possibly go wrong? (Answer: Everything.)

In this edition of the Pugcast, The Listies take a trip down memory lane with a classic Episode of Our Lives, read out some brilliant sponsor suggestions sent in by you, and of course, Rich graces (or disgraces) us with another poetic masterpiece—this time about Fish (called… "Fish"). It's deep. And wet...

!OH MY FROG WE'RE BACK AGAIN!

Hello Listerooni's,

It's me, Nan, saying, 'Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! Happy Silly Season!' 🎉

What's the silliest thing you did during the holidays? Think you can out-silly this episode? Challenge accepted 😉

🚀 What do you get if you cross a mobile dog wash, a giant fish tank, and a dash of poetry? THE LISTIES MAKE YOU LOLCAST! 🎧

This episode is jam-packed with goodies sent in by you, our amazing listeners! Jokes, sensational sponsor ideas, and funny holiday photos—keep them coming! Have something fun to share...

Aloha Listeroonis,

Nan here, sliding into your ears with another chill episode of The Listies Make You SNOWcast. Did I just say SNOWcast? I meant LOLcast! (Oops… Shhhh don't tell Matt and Rich, they still think we're headed somewhere "cool".)

In this episode, Rich and Matt daydream about the theme parks they'd like to visit: Sensible Land and Epic Pete's World of Danger and Screaming. You can guess who wants to go where. Also, we take a dive into our Fan Mail/Spam Mail bag, and Rich unveils a piece of poetry cooler than a pe...

Surf's up Listerooni!

Grab your swimmers, towel and sunscreen cause this pod is headed to the beach. Matt loves the beach but Richard? *ah, not so much* In fact he's written a 16 standza poem all about it! YIKES!

This episode sees The Listies jump inside their D.I.Y Time Machine (aka washing basket) and take a trip back to the time of William Sharkspeare. Did i say shark? It must be the beach talking.

We've also got Kids Jokes the Theme Song, kids jokes, sponsor suggestions and of course fruits and veggies...

This Episode is proudly bounced into to your ears via the fun folks at Bounce!

Hello Listerooni!

It's Nan here. Close your eyes, open your ears and get them ready for a sound-sational new delivery of the universe's besterest, most gramatically correctific podcast for families: The Listies Make You Burpcast. 

This episode takes place completely in the dark. Not cause I needed to nap cause I was let lagged from getting back from my latest podcasting cource in the Maldives, but because it helps me concentrate on listening... DEFINITELY NOT sleeping.

I...

This Episode bounces to your ears via Bounce! 

Hello Listeroonis,

Or should I say………. BOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Happy Halloween,

Rich, Matt and I (Nan) are terrifed to welcome you inside our haunted Podcastle for a spooktacular Halloween themed episode of The Universes No. 1 rated Banana themed podcast, The Listies Make You LOLcast.

Behind the drawbridge you'll find a jester's worth of jokes (submitted by actual Listeroonies), a court full of Corrections and a trip to the world's spookiest Smiggle, Pencillvania - MOAT!!!

A big thank you to everyone who's sent us...

This episode of The Listies Make You LOLcast is presented by Bounce.

Hello Listerooni,

I guess you're wondering what we've got under our podcap this week. You'll have to listen to find out, but I'll give you a clue: What's green, and brown and looks like a BUM? BUM PEAR! Or is it bum lemon? Or bum strawberry? IT'S ALL OF THEM. *spoileralert* Matt and Rich break the world record for the most number of pictures of fruit and veggies that look like bums that have ever been on a podcast.  There's even two dumplings s...

The Listies Make You LOLcast is brought to you by BOUNCE Inc.

Hello Listerooni,

The pugcast is back and this time we're filling your ear kebabs with big chunks of comedy yum-yums! Does that make sense? WHO KNOWS? It doesn't matter but stay tuned to listen to me, Nan, do some beautiful miming. 

In this ep, everyone's flavourite funnies, Rich and Matt....p, interview a pig, read your letters and play listener (EVIE's) suggestion for our new sponsor - SillyBulls! 

And then... wait for it... get ready, Tarquin, Amaretta and Followbot...

Hello Ears!

Long time, no Listies.  The boys and I have been FLAT OUT for the past few weeks. Rich and Matt went to Scotland to do shows and I went to Fiji to go snorkling, I mean, do another podcasting course. I learnt so much.

This is a very special episode of the Lolcast cuz it was recorded live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival's, Comedy Club for Kids. In it, you'll get to hear Rich tell a knock knock joke, and Matt singing some Lullabies of Doom. You also get to hear lots and lo...

Hello Listerooni!

Unplug your ears cause this week, MATT IS IN CHARGE *airhorn*

Nan is off doing another podcasting course (in BARBADOS).  Butt (hehehehe) don't be scared, cause I know all the right buttons to push to make the pugcast no cap adorbs.

In the past few weeks, you've sent us loads of letters, jokes, and sponsor suggestions, so Rich (the not-me Listie) came up with the brilliant idea of reading them out to you. And that's what we're going to do.

So pop on your mindpants and tie up your l...

Aloha Listeroonis,

Welcome to another exciting episode of The Listies Make You Moocast. Did I just say moo? I meant LOL cast. 

In this exciting edition, Rich and Matt compete on the world's hardest quiz show, Mastery McMindface, and we take a sponsor suggestion from one of you!

If you have jokes, sponsor suggestions or have a question for 'No Silly Questions, Only Silly Answers,' email us at hello@thelisties.com.

That's all from us.

Aloha,

Nan

P.S Does anyone have any grass? I...

Hi Listeroonis,

Nan here, sound recording person extraordinaire! I have been collecting egg boxes for the walls of the recording studio because apparently eggs help with sound or something. Any way eggs are expensive right now- I had to SHELL out heaps - it's no yolk! Speaking of eggs:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why don't we ask it! That's right, in this pug-cast we meet the chicken that crossed the road. And it is EGGED OFF!

Also in this packed ep we revisit the sometimes shouty adventures of Rich a...

Hi Lolcast listeners! First things first: "Uranus is a planet!" Rich told me to put this in the show notes, ok Rich? DONE. Now, what else is in this pod? TBH- Not entirely sure as I was squeaking squeaky toys for large parts of it which made it quite hard to hear. Then we were invaded by flies. And Rich ate one. Which was a bit unfortunate for both him and the fly

*SQUEAK*

Oh sorry that was me

Love Nan.

SUPPORT THE SHOW https://buymeacoffee.com/thelisties

BUY...

Hi Listeroonis, Nan here, would you like some cheese? No!? Ok well let me know if you change your mind deary.

In this episode of the pugcast Rich and Matt gtry to get back to the future from jurassic world, it's really an excellent adventure. Plus we go visit the best red carpet filled with carpet beetles- The Buggies.

Sure you don't want cheese? No?! Ok.

Oh and before I forget WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS for a new segment on the show: 'There are no silly questions onl...

Hello Listerooni!

Are your ears hungry? Good, cause we've got a snack-sized minisode for them to munch on. We'll be back to full-size eps as soon as Rich is out of the toilet.

Don't forget that if you want to see Rich and Matt in concert you can check out all The Listies tour dates here: https://www.thelisties.com/ontour 

Love,

Nan.

P.S Keep sending in your jokes, letters and ideas for LOLcast sponsors so we can read them out for everyone to hear.

Thanks fo...

Hello Listerooni,

We're coming at you with a mini-sode. Why?? You'll have to ask your ears after they've listened to it.

In the mini-sode we read loads of your letters, stacks of your sponsor suggestions and jugs full of your jokes. If you something you'd like to hear on the LOLcast, you can send us a letter or a voice recording to hello@thelisties.com WE LOVE HEARING YOUR JOKES!

Come see us at Melbourne Comedy Festival: TICKETS HERE!!

Love,

Us.

Support: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme...

Hi,

It's Nan here! Who doesn't like to bounce?! NO ONE* Exactly. So I thought, 'Why not use all the spare space in the podcast studio to set up a bunch of trampolines and invite people in to have a go?' What could go wrong?

I'm excited to say that your ears are in for a treat because the world's most famous potato with a bum, BUM POTATO, gets interviewed in this ep. Even more excitingly exciting is you can hear BP's new single, CHIP ON MY SHOULDER (let's get funky).

This e...

Hi it's Nan here!

I've been so busy with the high intensity gym I set up during last week of the LOLcast I had to get someone else to operate the sound thingys. So I thought it was an excellent time to let my friends Delialiah and Eric have a go at producing it. Also I should add, they are monkeys. They seemed to have a fun time.

This episode Rich and Matt are sponsored by BIKEDESKS! (still one of the most dangerous accessories ever to be approved for sale in OECD countries) and we...