Seeking Derangements

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our relationship to veterans and Veterans Day, what we would have done on 9/11, and read some items from the Gay List. Call us TODAY with questions, comments, or concerns! Leave a voicemail at 213-770-8956

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today we discuss the Democrats' big midterm win, fawn over Haley Stevens' film noir vibes, and theorize about what Woke 3 will entail. Plus, we get into an argument about keeping secrets, and Jacques starts a beef with Nathan Fielder.

Hello Seekers! Ben here today we discuss building Jacques a commerative statue, how to live comfortable with a giant penis, and why bi men should only have real relationships with women. Plus Jacques tells us about discovering the literal backrooms.

Ben here, today Sridhar joins us to revive the gay list! We deliver verdicts about if its gay to have eyelashes, get stabbed by your girlfriend, catch meat at Hibachi, and more. Plus Jacques invents a new pronunciation of Ethiopia and threatens Sridhar's life with a t shirt.

Ben here. Today, Hesse and I begin the show by discussing a traumatic incident that left me screaming on a stepladder, picking a winner in a certain Dominican vs. Hasid showdown, and placing some bets on when Jacques will show up to work, diva. Once he hops on, we turn our attention to today’s main event: Candace Owens’s ALLEGED muff-munching lesbianism. We examine all of her former dating profiles, guess her bra size, and begin to question the qualifications of the man who started all of this…which leads us to reading his very bad poetry.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Jacques theory about the "goth girl renaissance," boomers use of AI, and plan our performance art careers. P.S. I have seen all of your DM's about the mask lesbian bar, we're recording today and will be discussing it for SEEKING SUNDAY

Hello, Seekers! Ben here. Today, Boston’s most fabulous real estate agent, Benjamin Smith, joins Jacques and me for the face-off of the century. It’s Smith v. Gonsoulin, and it’s all about who has the craziest stories. Prompts include: What’s the worst thing that’s happened to you on a bus? How many restaurants have you been banned from? How many fights have you gotten into at a Caribbean music festival? Answers include: 34 shots, punching a mummy, projectile vomiting in a vestibule, and screaming about quesadillas.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley joins us to discuss being raised jewish and Hindu, nominative determinism and judging women. See Marley next Tuesday at Union Hall

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I craft some allegations about everyone's favorite new band and then take a quiz all about binaries...not just the gender one y'all. Is Jacques more conventional or arcane? Is Hesse more wild or tame? Is it "obedient" to never murder? Can you be "angelic" and have scary demon eyes?

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our right wing turn, Jacques makes a plan to confront Elon in Lafayette, Hesse gives us some updates from the gay techies San Francisco, and I attack people who love gas stations.

Greta joins Jacques and Hesse. They discuss childhood obsessions, tried to take a quiz and failed, and debated what the coolest favorite rapper to have is.

Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today we talk about a talent show Jacques went to, if spinning chairs on the ground counts as a talent, what celebrities we'd impersonate for only fans cash, and Norbit

Hello Seekers! Ben here. Today Jamie (AKA Mother of the Pod) joins Jacques and I to discuss Andrew Tate getting arrested, Bryan Johnson dying, and getting abused in school. Plus we take YOUR calls and answer your burning questions about BPD Transbian love triangles, sexy gambling addicts who've been SHOT and maybe have a thing for their own mother, and boyfriends who won't stop SMELLING YOU.

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the viral poop lettuce, getting Uptown Legionnaires, and the wildfire smoke blanketing NYC. Then we try our best to come up with more questions like Would You Rather Be A Gay or a Gamer?

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, writer, podcaster, and fellow evil gay Steven Phillips-Horst joins me. We discuss sublet season, how Steven's stint working with a women's plus-size boot company led him to write a play about ecological collapse, and why I was recently yelled at for lingering near a sandwich. We also consider the long running Twitter tradition of gang beating the Gay Guy Group Photo, and what happened when Steven found himself at the center of one of those pile ons. Go see The Last Mad Man at Fringe, tickets here: https://assemblyfestival.com/whats-on/the-last-mad-man?utm_source...

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Theda Hammel join us to discuss the three of the most toxic couples to ever exist: Taylor and Travis, Karamo and Jussie, and those two Russian losers who climbed the empire state building. Plus, a little review of Confessions II Subscribe to NYMPHOWARS

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the heatwave, how AI will make you stupid, and take a freaking HOT BUTTON political QUIZ!

Hello seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I attempt to break the spell cast upon the women of Turning Point USA, discuss being cut in line, and the exhausting experience of visiting a barrier island

Say it with me: It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today, Jacques, Hesse, and I are back with another talk radio episode. Between playing some of our favorite tracks, we come up with an idea to take down Marvel and DC, discuss some wretched homosexual behavior directed at Zohran, and debate the evil (or perhaps freedom) of Klarna. Plus, we read a couple of selections from The Ethicist, the NYT's advice column for neurotic liberals. Submissions feature a trigger-happy lesbian and the question of what to do about those weird noises coming from a storage unit.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Nicole joins us to discuss losing her virginity to Jacques, their Facebook Marketplace beef, rehab'ing snakes, Madonnas new music, and the nature of plastic surgery. Watch Nicoles music video I Want Santa To Fuck Me

Full Episode on Patreon Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I unbox a gift Jacques father gave him. It's from his grandfather and mostly full of poison which Jacques then low key ingests. We also talk about attempted pozz'ings upon Jacques. Then we clear the air about spoiling Euphoria and discuss Karamo Brown's recent crashout– the sexual harassment allegations, the missing saliva glands, his crying mom etc.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss starting a full service wedding company, play a very revealing round of Fuck, Marry, Kill, and get into a debate about sandwiches

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss which one of us is most likely to start the next Sexual pandemic, how veterans are the most annoying special interest group, and list all the hobbies that are being stolen from us by rich people. Allegedly.

Hey yall its jacques on this episode of seeking arrangements, we are blessed with two talented music, darlings clarke and Hudson. We play a game where they switched sexualities and become different musicians. What their musician personalities would be like. just three music head shooting this shit. Listen to Clarke's new album And listen to Hudson's music

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my recent hauntavirus diagnosis, Disney Adults, and cheating poly senators. Plus Max joins us!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I nominate our dream cast for a Rachel Dolezal biopic, discuss the new Michael Jackson movie, and hear from Jacques beautiful queen of a mother. Yes, she's making her damn debut on the podcast!

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I open the show by discussing some regional drama in Lafayette, then we get to the attempted assassination at the White House Correspondents Dinner as well as the accompanying Grindr sponsored party in DC.

Hello Seekers! Today we're bringing you another episode of the ONLY movie recap podcast available. Hesse and Jacques are joined by Michelle Gold to review the movie Now You See Me. Follow Michelle on IG/Twitter @waziot

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Marley Gotterer joins Jacques, Hesse and I to discuss our varying paths to fame in Los Angeles, Jacques erehwon haul, and working at queer summer camp. NYC go see Marley 's Woke Is Back SHE-MMEDIATELY at the Bell House and find her other shows here

Hello Seekers! Ben here, reporting from LA. Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss us keeping secrets from each other, our inability to drive, and giving Jacques a hair cut. Plus we read through a selection of submissions to The Ethicist. Intro & Outro–Supermerk2, Que Calor

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the texts between Chappell Roan and Kash Patel, mood board our future children, and Jacques hits on a picture of Whoopi Goldberg.

Ben here, today Angel Money drops by the studio to promote her new album Contractually Blonde. We discuss the plane crash at La Guardia, Jacques and Angel have a rap battle, and then we all nominate our own picks for Sucker MC of the Week. Watch the music video for Angel's new single In The Bag Intro –Angel Money, Tr*nnies in Paris Outro– Angel Money, Club Monsta

It's yet another Seeking Sunday! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Rama Duwaji's resurfaced tweets, Jacques being framed for murder, and then wetake a quiz for girls. It gets extremely competitive.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss the fight I got into at Whole Foods while bleeding out of my face, Jacques refines his Squid Games-esque funeral plans, and Hesse tells us about the Oscars.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss our various embarrassing tattoos, Jacques gives us a recap of an episode of Thomas the Tank Engine he watched recently and then we take a peek at the NYT's horrid advice column for nerds. Plus we check in on a small town electoral race in rural Peru.

VIDEO ON PATREON (FREE) It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Pat joins us to try and figure out why Jacques went to the dermatologist, what the hell is going on with the rash and Trumps neck, and to speak in tongues. Plus we find out which one of us is truly smarter than a 5th grader.

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques Hesse and I discuss Shia's continued crash out and how Jacques and I may have triggered it. Plus we take a listen to Bill and Hillary's Epstein Deposition, think about what we would do if we met Jesus, and Jacques comes up with a new prank involving a giant megaphone and roller skates. --- Check out this weeks Interior Motives with Hari Nef and Juliana Huxtable Subscribe to Hesse's new podcast Trouble in River City and Book Jacques at [email protected]

It's Seeking Sunday! Ben here. Today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our Bucket Lists, Jacques apocalypse plans, and the discourse surrounding the snowball fights in NYC. Plus I attempt to apply for Cajun citizenship, Jacques plans to become famous in China without realizing it, and then we quiz each other on geography. See you next week divas, have a beautiful Seeking Sunday!

*VIDEO ON PATREON* Ben here. Angel and Jesus join me today to give Queer Eye the send-off it deserves. We review the Fab Five individually, discussing their defects—killing their cats, smoking tina, having catastrophic taste—and their assets, being sexy (Antoni, Karamo, Tan), being so annoying it almost loops back around to charming, and again, smoking tina. Then we recap Episode 3 of Season 10, which may feature the most resistant “hero” the show has ever found: an extremely traumatized single mother of two who appears to hate the experience almost as much as we did. Can the Queer Eyes fix her? Do...

Hello Seekers! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I are joined by our dear Mr. Max to discuss the Gay Tech Mafia allegedly operating in Silicon Valley. Then Max's co-host on the Drain, Dave Kempa, joins us for a preview of their show about California politics. Intro & Outro–Yerba Brava, Como Te Voy A Olvidar