The Garner Andrews Show

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By: Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Garner's Weekend
#799
Yesterday at 6:00 PM

Garner had a BUSY weekend with concerts, farmers markets, and people watching.


Things You Put Off & More Radio Weiner
#798
Last Friday at 6:00 PM

What are some things you put off? Maybe it's getting new glasses, or washing a certain dish. That and more random topics aka Radio Weiner.


Weird Garage Sales and Reinventing Yourself
#797
Last Thursday at 6:00 PM

Garner went to a super weird sale at a house... Help him figure out what was going on. Also, ever do a career change?


Smell Chat, Hobbies, & The Return of Jerry The Nudist
#796
07/08/2025

Smell chat is on the air! It's summer, so why not rank the hottest garbage smells. We also continue our talk on hobbies, and Jerry the nudist is back!


Adopting Small Towns and Funding Your Summer
#795
07/07/2025

Garner thinks everyone needs to adopt one small town. Also, how's your summer lookin'? Is it being funded for you?


What One Thing Do You Always Bring With You?
#794
06/26/2025

What is that one weird thing you always bring with you? Talked to Vaughn who brings his own slippers wherever he goes, someone who needs salt with them at all times, and we get into a weird debate about what would be worse to drink... feta water or sour cream water... fun!


We Work With A Hero
#793
06/25/2025

More stories of your cool teachers, how you keep hydrated, and we talk to engineer Darcie about that time she saved someone's life


Cool Teachers
#792
06/24/2025

School is almost done, so we're walking down memory lane... remembering the cool teachers you had back in the day. Like Garner's teacher who bought him and the rest of the volleyball team beers on the drive back from a game. It was a "different time"


Garner Is Your New Dad
#791
06/23/2025

Got Daddy Issues? Garner will be your radio dad. Teach you how to ride a bike, throw a tight spiral, and everything else you need. And we chat about how much water your drinking. It's not enough.


It's The First Day of Summer!
#790
06/20/2025


We're Looking For Closure and Some First World Sympathy
#789
06/19/2025

Telling the stories of that time a stranger helped you out, and never got the credit. Or you helped someone and never heard from them again. Emergency closure is what we're after. And we dive deep into Taylor's very first world problems


What Rules Do You Refuse To Follow?
#788
06/17/2025

Garner's a bad boy... there's some rules he refuses to follow... plus we talk for way too long about underwear shopping


We Can't Believe People Are Drinking THIS In Public
#787
06/16/2025

We saw some weird things this weekend... Garner almost ran over a couple making out on their bikes, and Taylor saw a dude drinking a can of non-alcoholic Paloma in the hardware store... feels weird


Let's Work Through Your Childhood Trauma
#786
06/13/2025

We're sharing stories of childhood trauma, laughing with you... not at you. Get a Taylor's Top 5 of Dad Moves for Father's Day. And Garner needs your help to fix his busted ear.


Grumpy Garner Gets Nostalgic About Tradio
#784
06/12/2025

Everyone thinks Garner is being Grumpy... and he takes it out on a 6 year old. Plus... the return of Tradio!


Tradio Returns
#785
06/12/2025


Fashion Chat
#783
06/11/2025

No that The Bay is closed, Garner doesn't know where to shop. But he's got a really awkward life hack that can get you a good outfit. And then for some reason we started talking about feet? Sorry.


Ever Had An Animal In Your House
#782
06/10/2025

We're talking about that time an animal got trapping INSIDE your house... they shouldn't be there. What are they doing there? Also, Garner doesn't believe Australia is real.


Things That Are Disappearing
#781
06/09/2025

What just isn't around anymore?


Radio Weiner & Hockey Superstitions
#780
06/05/2025

It's a radio weiner! A bunch of random stuff packed into one weiner tube. That and your hockey superstitions.


New Outfit Appreciation Society
#779
06/02/2025

Garner debuted some new shoes today, but there's no one in the office to notice... so we're starting the Garner Andrews Show New Outfit Appreciation Society. We'll give you the compliments you DESERVE. And we talk about how hard it is to buy and sell things online these days. Hi, is this still available?


So Much Outrage
#778
05/30/2025

So much outrage for the day after the Oilers make the Stanley Cup Finals... We try to figure out what is going on in those Instacart Commercials, Taylor's Top 5 Oilers of All Time makes people real mad... and we discuss "upper deckers"...


Garner Discovers Hockey Smut
#777
05/29/2025

We play another round of "Are You Jersey Worthy" to find real Oilers fans, Taylor got a wellness check from his neighbour because he hasn't mowed his lawn yet, and we stumble into the wild world of hockey smut.


Are You Jersey Worthy?
#776
05/28/2025

Taylor is going up to random people wearing Oilers jerseys and asking them to name 5 players to see if they are "jersey worthy"... Garner is asking important questions like "what time of day gets the most toilet flushes"... and we find out if the Oilers are now Calgary's team


Will You Get An Invite to the Apocalypse?
#775
05/27/2025

What skills will you bring to the table if the world ends? Garner is the gatekeeper of the apocalypse and based on your abilities, he'll give you an invite to the end of the world. Plus we see how big of an Oiler fan random people wearing jerseys are.


Battle Of The Bedroom Communities
#774
05/26/2025

Who's better? Sherwood Park or St. Albert? Spruce Grove or Stony Plain? Beaumont or Leduc? It's a battle of the Bedroom Communities, and there can only be one winner.


Why Is Garner So Stressed?
#773
05/23/2025

Street sweeping season stresses Garner out, he's gotta figure out what to do with all the junk in his car, and banks need to change man


The Parade of Pettiness Continues
#772
05/22/2025

The Parade of Pettiness continues. What's the most petty thing that has ever happened to you? We hear stories of hidden glasses, "lost" wallets, and extreme pettiness


Calling All Petty Kings and Queens
#771
05/21/2025

We want to hear about the time you were absolutely petty. We continue dishing out Short Term Service Awards, and have a quick TV chat. What are you watching?


Short Term Service Awards
#770
05/20/2025

What is the shortest amount of time you've ever worked a job? Everyone celebrates "long term service awards" we want to celebrate the short term. Plus we talk about your road trip enemies and besties.


Dad Moves
#769
05/16/2025

What "Dad Moves" do you pull? Don't have to be a dad to do it... controlling the thermostat, having a coffee while starting at your lawn, maybe you have a shoe horn? Actually we talked a LOT about shoe horns.


What's A Sign That Someone Has Their Life Together?
#768
05/15/2025


When Did The Fancy Version Of Something Ruin The Normal Version
#767
05/14/2025

When did the fancy version of something ruin the normal version of something for you? Get first class seats on a plane, and now you can't stand sitting in regular seats? And Taylor goes out to try to start Lets Go Oilers chants in public places again... and it ends with a confrontation with a mall security guard.


Making Minivans Cool Again
#766
05/13/2025

Taylor bought a minivan and he's trying to make minivans cool again. Garner thinks he needs to start a Minivan Life Club with matching jackets... will you join?


Your Worst Day at Work
#765
05/12/2025

Leon Draisaitl had a rough day at work on Saturday. Scoring on his own goal with 0.4 seconds left in a playoff game. But he's not alone... you've had horrible days at work too. We're sharing horrible day at work stories. And Garner has a question about one of the weird playoff commercials we keep seeing over and over again.


Your Weird Childhood
#764
05/09/2025

What's something you did growing up, that you didn't realize was weird until you grew up? Turns out we all had weird childhoods


Can We Start a Lets Go Oilers Chant in Public?
#763
05/08/2025

Do you think we can get "Lets Go Oilers" chants started with strangers in a public place? The Garner Andrews Show put Taylor and Chantal on assignment to see if the playoff hype in Edmonton is strong enough for chants to start in public, He went to different places, yelled "Lets Go Oilers" to see if anyone would come back with the clap-clap clap-clap-clap. And Garner is un-cancelling one of his favourite words...


What's The Craziest Rumour You've Ever Heard About Yourself?
#762
05/07/2025

What's the CRAZIEST rumour you've ever heard about yourself? There's a rumour going around that Gene Principe was forced to get a haircut... we chat to him and get to the bottom of it... and see if it's true that Taylor is getting a minivan... JUICY


Can You Bucket?
#761
05/06/2025

Oilers start round 2 of the playoffs today... we try to get the playoff fever going by asking co-workers to drum the end of the "Lets Go Oilers" chant on a bucket... Garner is trying to decide if he's a Bucket Hat Guy... and we talk about the pedicure that cost someone their LEG!


Stories of Sharing Hotel Rooms With Strangers
#760
05/05/2025

We talk about that time you had to share a hotel room with a stranger... and sometimes share a bed. Plus we see how many alarms you have set on your phone to wake up in the morning. No matter the number, Garner will think it's too many.