The Garner Andrews Show
The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
Garner's Weekend
Garner had a BUSY weekend with concerts, farmers markets, and people watching.
Things You Put Off & More Radio Weiner
What are some things you put off? Maybe it's getting new glasses, or washing a certain dish. That and more random topics aka Radio Weiner.
Weird Garage Sales and Reinventing Yourself
Garner went to a super weird sale at a house... Help him figure out what was going on. Also, ever do a career change?
Smell Chat, Hobbies, & The Return of Jerry The Nudist
Smell chat is on the air! It's summer, so why not rank the hottest garbage smells. We also continue our talk on hobbies, and Jerry the nudist is back!
Adopting Small Towns and Funding Your Summer
Garner thinks everyone needs to adopt one small town. Also, how's your summer lookin'? Is it being funded for you?
What One Thing Do You Always Bring With You?
What is that one weird thing you always bring with you? Talked to Vaughn who brings his own slippers wherever he goes, someone who needs salt with them at all times, and we get into a weird debate about what would be worse to drink... feta water or sour cream water... fun!
We Work With A Hero
More stories of your cool teachers, how you keep hydrated, and we talk to engineer Darcie about that time she saved someone's life
Cool Teachers
School is almost done, so we're walking down memory lane... remembering the cool teachers you had back in the day. Like Garner's teacher who bought him and the rest of the volleyball team beers on the drive back from a game. It was a "different time"
Garner Is Your New Dad
Got Daddy Issues? Garner will be your radio dad. Teach you how to ride a bike, throw a tight spiral, and everything else you need. And we chat about how much water your drinking. It's not enough.
It's The First Day of Summer!
We're Looking For Closure and Some First World Sympathy
Telling the stories of that time a stranger helped you out, and never got the credit. Or you helped someone and never heard from them again. Emergency closure is what we're after. And we dive deep into Taylor's very first world problems
What Rules Do You Refuse To Follow?
Garner's a bad boy... there's some rules he refuses to follow... plus we talk for way too long about underwear shopping
We Can't Believe People Are Drinking THIS In Public
We saw some weird things this weekend... Garner almost ran over a couple making out on their bikes, and Taylor saw a dude drinking a can of non-alcoholic Paloma in the hardware store... feels weird
Let's Work Through Your Childhood Trauma
We're sharing stories of childhood trauma, laughing with you... not at you. Get a Taylor's Top 5 of Dad Moves for Father's Day. And Garner needs your help to fix his busted ear.
Grumpy Garner Gets Nostalgic About Tradio
Everyone thinks Garner is being Grumpy... and he takes it out on a 6 year old. Plus... the return of Tradio!
Tradio Returns
Fashion Chat
No that The Bay is closed, Garner doesn't know where to shop. But he's got a really awkward life hack that can get you a good outfit. And then for some reason we started talking about feet? Sorry.
Ever Had An Animal In Your House
We're talking about that time an animal got trapping INSIDE your house... they shouldn't be there. What are they doing there? Also, Garner doesn't believe Australia is real.
Things That Are Disappearing
What just isn't around anymore?
Radio Weiner & Hockey Superstitions
It's a radio weiner! A bunch of random stuff packed into one weiner tube. That and your hockey superstitions.
New Outfit Appreciation Society
Garner debuted some new shoes today, but there's no one in the office to notice... so we're starting the Garner Andrews Show New Outfit Appreciation Society. We'll give you the compliments you DESERVE. And we talk about how hard it is to buy and sell things online these days. Hi, is this still available?
So Much Outrage
So much outrage for the day after the Oilers make the Stanley Cup Finals... We try to figure out what is going on in those Instacart Commercials, Taylor's Top 5 Oilers of All Time makes people real mad... and we discuss "upper deckers"...
Garner Discovers Hockey Smut
We play another round of "Are You Jersey Worthy" to find real Oilers fans, Taylor got a wellness check from his neighbour because he hasn't mowed his lawn yet, and we stumble into the wild world of hockey smut.
Are You Jersey Worthy?
Taylor is going up to random people wearing Oilers jerseys and asking them to name 5 players to see if they are "jersey worthy"... Garner is asking important questions like "what time of day gets the most toilet flushes"... and we find out if the Oilers are now Calgary's team
Will You Get An Invite to the Apocalypse?
What skills will you bring to the table if the world ends? Garner is the gatekeeper of the apocalypse and based on your abilities, he'll give you an invite to the end of the world. Plus we see how big of an Oiler fan random people wearing jerseys are.
Battle Of The Bedroom Communities
Who's better? Sherwood Park or St. Albert? Spruce Grove or Stony Plain? Beaumont or Leduc? It's a battle of the Bedroom Communities, and there can only be one winner.
Why Is Garner So Stressed?
Street sweeping season stresses Garner out, he's gotta figure out what to do with all the junk in his car, and banks need to change man
The Parade of Pettiness Continues
The Parade of Pettiness continues. What's the most petty thing that has ever happened to you? We hear stories of hidden glasses, "lost" wallets, and extreme pettiness
Calling All Petty Kings and Queens
We want to hear about the time you were absolutely petty. We continue dishing out Short Term Service Awards, and have a quick TV chat. What are you watching?
Short Term Service Awards
What is the shortest amount of time you've ever worked a job? Everyone celebrates "long term service awards" we want to celebrate the short term. Plus we talk about your road trip enemies and besties.
Dad Moves
What "Dad Moves" do you pull? Don't have to be a dad to do it... controlling the thermostat, having a coffee while starting at your lawn, maybe you have a shoe horn? Actually we talked a LOT about shoe horns.
What's A Sign That Someone Has Their Life Together?
When Did The Fancy Version Of Something Ruin The Normal Version
When did the fancy version of something ruin the normal version of something for you? Get first class seats on a plane, and now you can't stand sitting in regular seats? And Taylor goes out to try to start Lets Go Oilers chants in public places again... and it ends with a confrontation with a mall security guard.
Making Minivans Cool Again
Taylor bought a minivan and he's trying to make minivans cool again. Garner thinks he needs to start a Minivan Life Club with matching jackets... will you join?
Your Worst Day at Work
Leon Draisaitl had a rough day at work on Saturday. Scoring on his own goal with 0.4 seconds left in a playoff game. But he's not alone... you've had horrible days at work too. We're sharing horrible day at work stories. And Garner has a question about one of the weird playoff commercials we keep seeing over and over again.
Your Weird Childhood
What's something you did growing up, that you didn't realize was weird until you grew up? Turns out we all had weird childhoods
Can We Start a Lets Go Oilers Chant in Public?
Do you think we can get "Lets Go Oilers" chants started with strangers in a public place? The Garner Andrews Show put Taylor and Chantal on assignment to see if the playoff hype in Edmonton is strong enough for chants to start in public, He went to different places, yelled "Lets Go Oilers" to see if anyone would come back with the clap-clap clap-clap-clap. And Garner is un-cancelling one of his favourite words...
What's The Craziest Rumour You've Ever Heard About Yourself?
What's the CRAZIEST rumour you've ever heard about yourself? There's a rumour going around that Gene Principe was forced to get a haircut... we chat to him and get to the bottom of it... and see if it's true that Taylor is getting a minivan... JUICY
Can You Bucket?
Oilers start round 2 of the playoffs today... we try to get the playoff fever going by asking co-workers to drum the end of the "Lets Go Oilers" chant on a bucket... Garner is trying to decide if he's a Bucket Hat Guy... and we talk about the pedicure that cost someone their LEG!
Stories of Sharing Hotel Rooms With Strangers
We talk about that time you had to share a hotel room with a stranger... and sometimes share a bed. Plus we see how many alarms you have set on your phone to wake up in the morning. No matter the number, Garner will think it's too many.