The Garner Andrews Show

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By: Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Hat Chat!
#898
Last Thursday at 7:00 PM

Taylor has another 'Top 5' for you! We also talk about hats, and doppelgangers.


Lost Magic & A Resolution Check-In
#897
Last Wednesday at 7:00 PM

Garner and Taylor talk about the day their world turned grey, the day they found out things like where the pulled pork actually came from... Also Garner does a New Years Resolution check in, he's making art!


Fashion Regret
#896
Last Tuesday at 7:00 PM

Garner used to wear a bow tie, Taylor wore red skinny jeans... Do you have fashion regrets? I think we all do.


The Hassle of Marketplace & Going Viral
#895
01/12/2026

Marketplace is a hassle, and there's a loooot of you with stories... Good and bad. Also, have you ever gone viral?


What's Your Screen Time?
#894
01/09/2026

How many hours are you rockin' on your average screen time? We had some pretty high highs and some pretty low lows! We also talk Heated Rivalry and TV theme songs.


Gen X & A Bathroom Disaster
#893
01/08/2026

Today on the show: Dry January, free range seniors, gen X, and a bad chicken update.


Swerving From Ditch To Ditch
#892
01/07/2026

We're swerving all over the place today talking about bad chicken, bad smells, books, and more. Come along for the ride!


Shoe Talk & Sleep Divorce
#891
01/06/2026

Are you rocking a pair of steady winter boots? Or are you slipping and sliding everywhere? We also talk sleep divorce... And how that needs a new name.


What Qualifies As A Sport?
#890
01/05/2026

Happy New Year, Garner is back! Now we've started the debate: is table tennis a sport? Are sports anything you get sweaty doing?


Shopping Angels
#889
12/19/2025

Have you experienced a shopping angel? It's a stranger at a store that says "hey, don't buy that". Also, does anyone really know anything about Avatar?


Snowmageddon
#888
12/18/2025

Have you shoveled yet in this snowmageddon? Also how are your kids Santa photos going? We also talk Fallout and NPCs.


Shovel Boys
#887
12/17/2025

How do you upgrade from shovel boy to snow blower man? Garner and Taylor explore such mysteries. Also, today we learn that there is no such thing as bad music.


Yellow Snow Warning
#886
12/16/2025

Today we talk snow blowers, yellow snow warnings (eeeeew), and Guy Fieri.


Death Shoes
#885
12/15/2025

Is there something you love so much, you stockpile it? We talked to a listener who's friend's dad found the perfect sneakers... so he did the math to see how many pairs he would need until he died, and bought them all. Dark... but practical!


Frozen Windows & Slipper People
#884
12/12/2025

Are you a slipper person? Garn thinks he might become one. We also talk frozen windows and rental trees!


Where Am I Peeing?
#883
12/11/2025

Garner wants to start a page where he posts pictures of bathrooms and you have to guess, where is he peeing? It's a work in progress... Also we get an update on Taylor asking another dad out for beers.


Garner's Favourite Lettuce
#882
12/10/2025

Garner made an announcement... About his favourite lettuce. Which sparked a lot of controversy.


Old Timey Things (That Aren't Really Old) Part.2
#881
12/09/2025

We continue the discussion of old timey things, that might not be that old timey at all. Also, some people don't have phones?? Weird.


Old Timey Things
#880
12/08/2025

Did your parents send you to the store as a little kid for bread and cigarettes? Did you ride to school in a sleigh pulled by horses? Ahh the good old days!


Battery Licker
#879
12/05/2025

Have you ever licked a battery? Taylor has.


Musical Age VS Real Age
#878
12/04/2025

Are your listening habits "older" than you? Do you have a different "musical age"?


Adult Advent Calendars & Thrifty Finds
#876
12/02/2025

Today we're talking adult advent calendars, Chef Boyardee, and marketplace finds.


Saying I Love You
#875
12/01/2025

Do you tell your friends you love them? Ever say it to a stranger by accident? We're speaking the language of love today.


The No Dancing Law & Adult Spelling Bees
#874
11/28/2025

Is there a place in Alberta that doesn't allow dancing? We get a call from the mayor to set the record straight. Also, Taylor enters an adult spelling bee.


Running Into People In Weird Places
#873
11/26/2025

Ever run into someone you know in a really awkward location? Also Taylor is doing a spelling bee this weekend, and the new episodes of Stranger Things come out today!


Leaked Conversations
#872
11/25/2025

Ever get a little backstabby and the person hears about it? Or gossip about someone in a private message, only to realize you sent it to the group chat? Uh oh...


Medical Souvenirs
#871
11/24/2025

Ever get a souvenir after a medical procedure? Gross right?


Provincial Stereotypes & Being Dull
#870
11/21/2025

Garn wonders about provincial nicknames, discusses being dull, and reveals the story of a decade old run in with Carly Rae Jepsen.


Who Would You Want To Be Alone On A Raft With?
#869
11/20/2025

Who in your family or friend group would be the best to share a life raft with and why? Also, Garn discusses his art, and Taylor talks about hockey.


Social Anxiety & Taco Night
#868
11/19/2025

Today we're celebrating Taylor Smith's social anxiety! Yaaaay... That, and Garn struggles with his Taco Night calendar.


The Furnace: A Dull Listeners' Club Conversation
#867
11/18/2025

Garner knows the exact measurements of his furnace filter by heart, and when to change it. That's dull... In the best way. Are you dull?


What's The Last Thing You Googled?
#866
11/17/2025

What was the last thing you searched on the internet? Was it embarrassing? Let's spill your secrets.


Is Your Speedometer Better Than Garner's?
#865
11/14/2025

Today we're comparing speedometers. Garner is a little sad his isn't as high as others. (This is not about driving fast)


Sleeping In & Garner's Belongings
#864
11/13/2025

Ever sleep through something? Or sleep at work? Also, how should Garner give away his stuff?


Pool Kids
#863
11/12/2025

Were you a pool kid? Or were you chosen by a pool kid? We also talk cozy vibes, and Miss Metal.


Things Forgotten
#862
11/10/2025

RIP Taylor's buffalo mac & cheese... Ever forget something on top of your car? Or forget your coffee in the drive-through?


Simplify Your Life
#861
11/07/2025

Today we get way too into chairs, and talk the many ways you should be simplifying your life. And it turns out Garner likes his toothpaste crusty??


Where Are You Napping?
#860
11/06/2025

Garner has exposed the blanket industry! We talk about the weird places you're napping, who has the longest drive to work every day, and those horrible pillows at your in-laws...


More Tales of Frugality
#859
11/05/2025

We're still searching for the Mayor of Frugaltown. Plus Garner needs some help on how to have the perfect car nap...


Mayor of Frugal Town
#858
11/04/2025

Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?