The Garner Andrews Show

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By: Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Leaked Conversations
#872
Yesterday at 7:00 PM

Ever get a little backstabby and the person hears about it? Or gossip about someone in a private message, only to realize you sent it to the group chat? Uh oh...


Medical Souvenirs
#871
Last Monday at 7:00 PM

Ever get a souvenir after a medical procedure? Gross right?


Provincial Stereotypes & Being Dull
#870
Last Friday at 7:00 PM

Garn wonders about provincial nicknames, discusses being dull, and reveals the story of a decade old run in with Carly Rae Jepsen.


Who Would You Want To Be Alone On A Raft With?
#869
Last Thursday at 7:00 PM

Who in your family or friend group would be the best to share a life raft with and why? Also, Garn discusses his art, and Taylor talks about hockey.


Social Anxiety & Taco Night
#868
11/19/2025

Today we're celebrating Taylor Smith's social anxiety! Yaaaay... That, and Garn struggles with his Taco Night calendar.


The Furnace: A Dull Listeners' Club Conversation
#867
11/18/2025

Garner knows the exact measurements of his furnace filter by heart, and when to change it. That's dull... In the best way. Are you dull?


What's The Last Thing You Googled?
#866
11/17/2025

What was the last thing you searched on the internet? Was it embarrassing? Let's spill your secrets.


Is Your Speedometer Better Than Garner's?
#865
11/14/2025

Today we're comparing speedometers. Garner is a little sad his isn't as high as others. (This is not about driving fast)


Sleeping In & Garner's Belongings
#864
11/13/2025

Ever sleep through something? Or sleep at work? Also, how should Garner give away his stuff?


Pool Kids
#863
11/12/2025

Were you a pool kid? Or were you chosen by a pool kid? We also talk cozy vibes, and Miss Metal.


Things Forgotten
#862
11/10/2025

RIP Taylor's buffalo mac & cheese... Ever forget something on top of your car? Or forget your coffee in the drive-through?


Simplify Your Life
#861
11/07/2025

Today we get way too into chairs, and talk the many ways you should be simplifying your life. And it turns out Garner likes his toothpaste crusty??


Where Are You Napping?
#860
11/06/2025

Garner has exposed the blanket industry! We talk about the weird places you're napping, who has the longest drive to work every day, and those horrible pillows at your in-laws...


More Tales of Frugality
#859
11/05/2025

We're still searching for the Mayor of Frugaltown. Plus Garner needs some help on how to have the perfect car nap...


Mayor of Frugal Town
#858
11/04/2025

Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?


Grown Up Halloween
#857
11/03/2025


Halloween and Herpes Monkeys
#856
10/31/2025


The Topic That Almost Got Garner Cancelled
#855
10/30/2025

We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:


Why Are You Keeping Those Old Floormats?
#854
10/29/2025

Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.


Recliner Land, Shared Spoons, and Savourers
#853
10/28/2025

Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.


Hat Chat
#852
10/23/2025

Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.


Big Head Radio
#851
10/22/2025

Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.


Information Overload
#850
10/21/2025

Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!


What's That Smell!?
#849
10/15/2025

Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts


Unexpected Bills
#848
10/14/2025

Garner captured the sound of Thanksgiving with a can of cranberry sauce. And we talk about that time you got stuck with a wildly huge bill to pay.


Well That's Embarrassing
#847
10/10/2025

It's a Radio Weiner today. Garner disrupts the cleaning lady, students embarrass teachers, and technology is tough.


The World Needs More Hacky Sac
#846
10/09/2025

Garner wonders out loud if anyone is nostalgic for the pandemic... Taylor gets a turkey surprise... and we want to know what you're eating for breakfast


Sending The Wrong Signals
#845
10/08/2025

Have you ever accidentally given off the wrong signal? Also, do kids still pass notes in school?


Your Origin Story
#844
10/07/2025

What's your origin story?


The Life of a Show Garn
#843
10/06/2025

What were some of the ways you made money last when things were tight? We chat about that new Taylor Swift album, and all it's innuendos (in your end-o), and some weird early morning deliveries


Garner Gets Vulnerable Through Song
#842
10/03/2025

Garner has been recording his first album while his wife is away. Hear his first original song "Piss On Your Lawn" in this podcast episode. And we talk about the clothes you've had FOREVER.


How Long Have You Had Your Saran Wrap?
#841
10/02/2025

The Dull Listeners Club returns with stories of the saran wrap you've had for years and years and years. Celebrate with us... some of these have outlasted marriages!


Hoarder of Canada
#840
09/29/2025

What are you accidentally hoarding? Kaylee stocked up on 5 hams this weekend because she found a good deal. That'll last her months. Garner buys ketchup every time he goes to the grocery store just in case he needs it... and we give a lot of love to China Lily soy sauce.


Where Did All The Bread Bowls Go?
#839
09/26/2025

Get an update on Garner's MRI! And we have a new business idea to bring back all the discontinued fast food items that you miss from your past


Struggle Meals, MRIs, and Bumpy Pumpkins
#838
09/25/2025

Hamburger Helper is making a comeback in these tough economic times... what is your cheap struggle meal? Plus Garner needs and MRI and has bumpy pumpkins.


What Do You Know Too Much About?
#837
09/24/2025

What's something you know TOO MUCH about? Taylor is obsessed with Connor McDavid, Garner can go off about synthesizers, and Karson knows way too much about cleaning up after a crime scene... How about you?


Stranger Spectrum
#836
09/23/2025

Garner is still trying to kick the hard candy pony... and Taylor is afraid of strangers


Parenting Confessions
#834
09/19/2025

Have you ever pulled some tricks on your kids? Parents trick you? Time to confess... Another Beauty Quiz... and we learn too much about Star Wars.


Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner?
#833
09/18/2025

Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner? Garner takes a hard stand. And news of Moosehead beer switching from bottles to cans sparks a very heated debate.


Time To Turn In Your Book Report
#832
09/17/2025

Garner has problem with the kids book Love You Forever.. is it creepy??