The Garner Andrews Show

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By: Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Mini Episode: Sleep Scores!
#961
Yesterday at 6:00 PM

Are you well rested? Let's see who the new clubhouse leader is in sleep scores!


Smooches In A Stranger's Shoes
#960
Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM

We're talking about bowling alley smooches, smart watches, and STRESS. Join the fun.


What Can't You Watch?
#959
Last Tuesday at 6:00 PM

Are there certain types of movies or shows you just can't watch? Is it because of the gore? We also continue to tell tales of hitchhiking.


Have You Ever Hitchhiked?
#958
Last Monday at 6:00 PM

Garner didn't know that his beautiful bride decided to hitchhike recently. Have you ever done it? We also talk about your tolerance for gore.


Beans On Toast
#957
04/24/2026

Do you still eat dinner at the table? Or are you a couch dweller? We also talk about overeating.


Is Your Email Inbox A Dumpster Fire?
#956
04/23/2026

Happy National Email Day! How much does your inbox suck? How many unread messages are you rockin'?


What's Keeping You Up At Night?
#955
04/22/2026

What keeps you up at night? For Garner, it's the street sweeping schedule. Also, it's Earth Day! Go recycle and such.


Got Any Cool Work Perks?
#954
04/20/2026

What cool perks do you get with your job? Apparently Gen Z wants drugs for perks... not that kind.


Tall Guy Talk
#953
04/17/2026

Are you a tall person? What kind of vehicle do you drive?


What Were You Not Allowed As A Kid?
#952
04/16/2026

What weren't you allowed as a kid, and how's your relationship with your parents these days?


Snack Walk
#951
04/15/2026

Ai: are you using it at work? Also, what do you get on a snack walk?


Solving Mysteries & Mercury Poisoning
#950
04/14/2026

Why did people lick pencils before using them? We talk about mercury and led poisoning, and life's other mysteries.


Salute To Smart People
#949
04/13/2026

Taylor knows first aid now! Yay! We also talk a bit more about space and Garner's medical appointment.


What Are You Open About?
#948
04/09/2026

Today we learn about the "car pause", taking a break to reset in your car before the next part of your day. We also discuss things you're super open about... like colonoscopies.


Fax Machines & Space Travel
#947
04/08/2026

Do you understand how technology works? We're still figuring out fax machines. We also talk about Artemis II some more.


Ai-Proofing Your Life
#946
04/07/2026

We're talking about jobs that Ai could never take, like a tailor or crime scene outline model....


Rogers Place Baby & First Dates In 2026
#945
04/06/2026

Garner wants to know what your dating life is like in 2026. Also, we recap the Easter weekend and the baby born at Rogers Place on Saturday.


Theft & Embarrassing Email Addresses
#944
04/02/2026

It's radio wiener! Where we hop from topic to topic, like: There's a lotta theft going on nowadays, and do you have an embarrassing email address?


Let's Talk Potatoes
#943
04/01/2026

We spent a lot of time today talking about potatoes. No April Fools there.


It Was A Different TIme
#942
03/31/2026

Well you certainly couldn't do THAT nowadays.


Do You Want The House Tour?
#941
03/30/2026

When people come to your house for the first time do you show them around? Do you tell them tales from the rooms' past?


Going Off The Radar
#940
03/27/2026

Have you ever thought about disappearing? In the traveling, getting off social media, and making your life more exciting kinda way?


What's Your Sleep Score?
#939
03/26/2026

Do you get competitive with people about how little sleep you get? Or how busy you are?


Mini Episode: Drive-Through Water
#938
03/25/2026

Buying a bottle of water in the drive-through is not a great financial decision. -Garner


Cheating at Fishing & The Cornhole Murderer
#937
03/24/2026

It's a darker show today as we tell the stories of a professional cornhole player turned murderer and an ice fishing scandal... For real.


Distracted Watching
#936
03/23/2026

Do you still order adult drinks in restaurants? A lot of people don't anymore, according to a new survey. Also, can you wwatch a movie and be on your phone at the same time? Garner cannot.


Comparison Parties & Costco Hotdogs
#935
03/20/2026

We have an update on Punch the monkey! Garner has thoughts about the price of Costco Hotdogs, and we learn more about comparison parties.


Admin Night Parties & Jury Duty
#934
03/19/2026

Garner is feeling rejected by jury duty, and we learn about parties where we all do our boring adult tasks together.


The Laundry Chair & Taylor's Friendship Update
#933
03/18/2026

Do you have a chair you stack laundry on? The stuff that you've already worn but is not ready to be washed yet? Also we get an update on Taylor's potential beaver dad friend.


Top O’ The Mornin' To Ya!
#932
03/17/2026

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's talk about your plans, and more adult friendships.


Making Friends As An Adult
#931
03/16/2026

Making friends as an adult can be challenging! Taylor needs some help. How do you approach an adult and ask them for friendship, without sounding weird?


Please Don't Wear That
#930
03/13/2026

Does your partner have anything in their wardrobe that you wish you could throw in the river? Like a certain hat, shirt, or wallet chain? Do you tell them or keep it to yourself?


Oddly Sentimental
#929
03/12/2026

What are you oddly sentimental about? Do you have a water bottle that would just break your heart if you lost it? Does it have a whole bunch of stickers on it?


Celebrating Your Losing Streak
#928
03/11/2026

We're doing the opposite of what social media does, instead of celebrating all your wins, we're looking at the underbelly of your life.


Fridge Detectives
#927
03/10/2026

We wanna see in your fridge... and know what you packed for lunch.


How About That Wind?
#926
03/09/2026

One of Garner's prized possessions blew away in the wind storm this weekend. Will he ever get it back?


What's The Oldest Thing In Your House?
#925
03/06/2026

Are you rockin' a 30 year old popcorn maker? Or maybe a 20 year old saran wrap? What's the oldest thing in your house?


Speaker Phone Has To Stop
#924
03/05/2026

No more speaker phone in public!


The Homie Hauler
#923
03/04/2026

Are mini vans lame? Yes or no? The Dull Listeners Club is also back with Tupperware and fitted sheets.


The Longest Shift You've Ever Had
#922
03/03/2026

What was your longest day of work and how many lunches did you bring? 7? We also have a Punch the monkey update and a time change debate.