The Garner Andrews Show

If you don't hydrate you dydrate -Garner Andrews Also, what free promotional items would get you excited?

Do you eat nuts and bolts in the summer? Or watermelon before May? What are acceptable and unacceptable off season snacks? We also discuss swim lessons and AI.

What's wrong with Taylor? We revisit how you should tell someone to have a good day, how you use AI, and how many exits your neighbourhood has.

Danny called in with an ear worm, a song stuck in his head with no idea what it is. We help Danny figure it out, plus Garner wants to go magnet fishing.

Taylor saw a guy walking down the street drinking milk, and we share our silly little fears

We wish you good health! On an unrelated note, Garner is discovering unfamiliar dive bars and beef dips.

Today we're giving you praise! Because sometimes we just need a pat on the head for workin' hard. Also, did you get your bread money yet?

Today is a Dull Listeners' Club day as we discuss dishwashers and hitting the snooze button.

Garner recaps his weekend trip to Morinville and Taylor reveals what snack has become his kryptonite.

If your neighbour gets a new roof, let them know you noticed! Maybe bring them a casserole. Speaking of casseroles, casserole chat is back on the air!

We get an update on your sleep scores, shave scores, and how you save on gas.

Have you ever bought a sticker so cool or nice that you don't know where to stick it and just never stick it anywhere? Yeah, we get it. Also, a radio magpie update for ya.

We recap bowling with Arkells on The Gutter Andrews Show (Garner got a gutter ball and now we're making fun of him), and celebrate going into the long weekend!

Garner has decided he's just going to let the wind take the patio furniture he doesn't like. We also chat about Kris Knoblauch, and continue our thoughts on salad...

What would you put in your snack fanny pack if you had one? What's a snack you snack on before snacking? We also test out how good Taylor's French skills are.

We're asking you questions with The Garner Andrews Show Census. How often do you wash your sheets? Do your pants go on before or after socks?

How often do you wash your hair? Science says don't do it every day! Some of you go a lot longer than that... We also recap Mother's Day and the Edmonton Riverboat getting stuck.

It's a radio wiener kind of day we swerve ditch to ditch, talking more about weird compliments and foot cramps.

You get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment!

Garner has invented a new move the "Flee and Pee". You enter a business with no intention to buy anything, just use the restroom... then you flee! We also talk about the record breaking gas prices, and things you're doing to treat yourself.

We're continuing our Mother's Day countdown of MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television. Duh. Also, how annoying is technology? And do you TRUST technology?

Ever been in a jam at work and had to go number one? Was it somewhere you weren't supposed to? We also talk elite calculators and the top MILFFTs (Mothers I Like From Film and Television).

Is there a random sports team that's not from your city that you started cheering for? Is it because you just liked the logo?

Are you well rested? Let's see who the new clubhouse leader is in sleep scores!

We're talking about bowling alley smooches, smart watches, and STRESS. Join the fun.

Are there certain types of movies or shows you just can't watch? Is it because of the gore? We also continue to tell tales of hitchhiking.

Garner didn't know that his beautiful bride decided to hitchhike recently. Have you ever done it? We also talk about your tolerance for gore.

Do you still eat dinner at the table? Or are you a couch dweller? We also talk about overeating.

Happy National Email Day! How much does your inbox suck? How many unread messages are you rockin'?

What keeps you up at night? For Garner, it's the street sweeping schedule. Also, it's Earth Day! Go recycle and such.

What cool perks do you get with your job? Apparently Gen Z wants drugs for perks... not that kind.

Are you a tall person? What kind of vehicle do you drive?

What weren't you allowed as a kid, and how's your relationship with your parents these days?

Ai: are you using it at work? Also, what do you get on a snack walk?

Why did people lick pencils before using them? We talk about mercury and led poisoning, and life's other mysteries.

Taylor knows first aid now! Yay! We also talk a bit more about space and Garner's medical appointment.

Today we learn about the "car pause", taking a break to reset in your car before the next part of your day. We also discuss things you're super open about... like colonoscopies.

Do you understand how technology works? We're still figuring out fax machines. We also talk about Artemis II some more.

We're talking about jobs that Ai could never take, like a tailor or crime scene outline model....

Garner wants to know what your dating life is like in 2026. Also, we recap the Easter weekend and the baby born at Rogers Place on Saturday.