The Garner Andrews Show

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By: Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner?
#833
Yesterday at 6:00 AM

Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner? Garner takes a hard stand. And news of Moosehead beer switching from bottles to cans sparks a very heated debate.


Time To Turn In Your Book Report
#832
Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM

Garner has problem with the kids book Love You Forever.. is it creepy??


Talking To Strangers
#831
Last Tuesday at 6:00 PM

Do you talk to strangers? We also cover some things you're procrastinating, and another Garner Andrews Show Beauty Quiz.


Old Timey Ways to Fall in Love
#830
Last Monday at 6:00 PM

What old-timey way did you fall in love? Plus we're doing the Garner Andrews Show Beauty Contest all week for $500 to Shoppers Drug Mart. Listen live to win. See how it went with Erik and Byron this morning


National Return Borrowed Cutlery To The Office Kitchen Day
#829
09/12/2025

Today is the day you can return cutlery to the office and not get in trouble for stealing them... or at least Taylor is hoping. And we ask how you met your partner? Was it at an old-timey barn raising like Garner?


There's Too Many Kinds of Pasta
#828
09/11/2025

There's too many kinds of pasta, and they all taste the same. Or so we thought... and we talk spoiler-people, and show chat makes a brief return


Shoe Chat
#827
09/10/2025

Garner got some new shoes, but there's too many decisions in life. And kids can't do anything fun these days


What's Your Money Pit?
#825
09/08/2025

What's that thing you spend too much money on? Your hobby that gets all your hard-earned-coin? Plus: Taylor outrages you with another Top 5 list, and we catch up on towel talk


Towel Talk
#824
09/05/2025

How often do you use a bath towel before you swap it out for a new clean one? We got way too into this chat, and learned too much about each other. And another Back to School Spelling Bee goes down.


Irrational Angry
#823
09/04/2025

What makes you irrationally angry? Plus we talk about the sweet nostalgia of Laurentian pencil crayons and Mr. Sketch scented markers.


Meter Sticks, Spelling Bees, and Onions
#822
09/03/2025

Where can you buy a meter stick these days? How would you get an onion un-stuck from your furnace? How would you do on our Back to School Spelling Bee?


Back To School
#821
09/02/2025

Everyone's going back to school, and parents everywhere are wearing sunglasses inside so no one can see the tears. Plus we pay tribute to the TI-83, and Garner reveals how he made his first $1,000,000 with Garnco.


Is Anyone in the Office?
#820
08/22/2025

Remember Office Friday Treat Guy at the office? Do they and the other office visitors still exist? Is it okay that Taylor shared a paralyzer with his boys? What's the best donut? Who's your nemesis? All of this answered and more


What's In Your Crown Royal Bag?
#819
08/21/2025

We all have an old Crown Royal bag kicking around, right? What's in yours? Remember when you had to read out loud in school... did you love it or hate it? And who is your nemesis?


People Are Bringing Their Parents to Job Interviews!?
#818
08/20/2025

Food tasted different if it comes out of the "wrong" container... and we talk about Gen Zers bringing their parents to interviews.


What Have You Borrowed And Never Returned?
#817
08/19/2025

Talking about the hardest things to buy as Garner tries to get a new mattress. And what's something you have that you shouldn't? Maybe you borrowed from a friend and never returned it? Maybe you've had a Honeymoon Suite cassette since 1985 and haven't given it back... if so, Stacy wants it back.


Trying New Things and Sleeping in Separate Beds
#816
08/18/2025

Try something new lately? We want to hear about how it's going. Maybe you're sleeping in a different bed than your partner, and loving it? More people than you think are.


Smelling Salts, Archie Comics, and Ringtones
#815
08/15/2025


Your Weird Food and Tattoo Removal
#812
08/14/2025

Talking regret... either the tattoo you had to get removed, or the weird thing you ate. And maybe tomorrow for Garner.. smelling salts


Desperate Lunches, Twins, and Left Hand Energy
#811
08/13/2025

55% of people don't eat lunch at work. They skip lunch to keep working, and end up eating something desperate. So, what's your desperate lunch? Also we talk about the power ranking of twins, and what it's like to be left-handed.


Do You Shower When You Go Camping?
#810
08/11/2025

Garner does, Taylor doesn't. Who's the weirdo? We also talk to you about lost teeth, and phoning your mom


Snack Shows and More Radio Wiener
#809
08/07/2025

What are the shows you watch when you're in between shows? Is Taylor the only person who doesn't like Tim Robinson? And Garner has big plans for his empty nest.


Lost and Found Treasure
#808
08/06/2025

Where do you draw the line for lost and found? What are the things you would use if you found them, and what are the things that would stay lost?


Is Happy Gilmore Dumb? Do You Hate Small Talk? How's Your Summer?
#807
08/05/2025

Answers to all these questions and more!


Sleep Walking & Hurt Feelings
#806
07/25/2025

Garner has hurt feelings this week because of a dream he had. Also, do you sleep walk?


Work Fashion Faux Pas
#805
07/24/2025

What should you NOT be wearing to work? We have some stories for you... Also Garn is taking a little break from murder podcasts, kinda.


Summer Nostalgia
#804
07/23/2025

Let's talk about forts, go-karts, and garbage bag slip and slides.


Small Town Things
#803
07/22/2025

Go to any socials lately? Almost hit something with your car on the highway? It's small town radio in the big city!


What's In The Attic?
#802
07/17/2025

There's a really freaky story about something- or someone, in a couple's attic. That and we do more Radio Weiner, talking about hot dogs and dad moves.


Dull Day Snacks
#801
07/16/2025

What's your shame snack? Is it hotdogs? We also chat about hair transplants and parenting moments.


Cool People Doing Cool Things
#800
07/15/2025

Today we're talking about your biggest achievements.


Garner's Weekend
#799
07/14/2025

Garner had a BUSY weekend with concerts, farmers markets, and people watching.


Things You Put Off & More Radio Weiner
#798
07/11/2025

What are some things you put off? Maybe it's getting new glasses, or washing a certain dish. That and more random topics aka Radio Weiner.


Weird Garage Sales and Reinventing Yourself
#797
07/10/2025

Garner went to a super weird sale at a house... Help him figure out what was going on. Also, ever do a career change?


Smell Chat, Hobbies, & The Return of Jerry The Nudist
#796
07/08/2025

Smell chat is on the air! It's summer, so why not rank the hottest garbage smells. We also continue our talk on hobbies, and Jerry the nudist is back!


Adopting Small Towns and Funding Your Summer
#795
07/07/2025

Garner thinks everyone needs to adopt one small town. Also, how's your summer lookin'? Is it being funded for you?


What One Thing Do You Always Bring With You?
#794
06/26/2025

What is that one weird thing you always bring with you? Talked to Vaughn who brings his own slippers wherever he goes, someone who needs salt with them at all times, and we get into a weird debate about what would be worse to drink... feta water or sour cream water... fun!


We Work With A Hero
#793
06/25/2025

More stories of your cool teachers, how you keep hydrated, and we talk to engineer Darcie about that time she saved someone's life


Cool Teachers
#792
06/24/2025

School is almost done, so we're walking down memory lane... remembering the cool teachers you had back in the day. Like Garner's teacher who bought him and the rest of the volleyball team beers on the drive back from a game. It was a "different time"


Garner Is Your New Dad
#791
06/23/2025

Got Daddy Issues? Garner will be your radio dad. Teach you how to ride a bike, throw a tight spiral, and everything else you need. And we chat about how much water your drinking. It's not enough.