The Garner Andrews Show

Garner has decided he's just going to let the wind take the patio furniture he doesn't like. We also chat about Kris Knoblauch, and continue our thoughts on salad...

What would you put in your snack fanny pack if you had one? What's a snack you snack on before snacking? We also test out how good Taylor's French skills are.

We're asking you questions with The Garner Andrews Show Census. How often do you wash your sheets? Do your pants go on before or after socks?

How often do you wash your hair? Science says don't do it every day! Some of you go a lot longer than that... We also recap Mother's Day and the Edmonton Riverboat getting stuck.

It's a radio wiener kind of day we swerve ditch to ditch, talking more about weird compliments and foot cramps.

You get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment! And you get a compliment!

Garner has invented a new move the "Flee and Pee". You enter a business with no intention to buy anything, just use the restroom... then you flee! We also talk about the record breaking gas prices, and things you're doing to treat yourself.

We're continuing our Mother's Day countdown of MILFFTs: Mothers I Love From Film & Television. Duh. Also, how annoying is technology? And do you TRUST technology?

Ever been in a jam at work and had to go number one? Was it somewhere you weren't supposed to? We also talk elite calculators and the top MILFFTs (Mothers I Like From Film and Television).

Is there a random sports team that's not from your city that you started cheering for? Is it because you just liked the logo?

Are you well rested? Let's see who the new clubhouse leader is in sleep scores!

We're talking about bowling alley smooches, smart watches, and STRESS. Join the fun.

Are there certain types of movies or shows you just can't watch? Is it because of the gore? We also continue to tell tales of hitchhiking.

Garner didn't know that his beautiful bride decided to hitchhike recently. Have you ever done it? We also talk about your tolerance for gore.

Do you still eat dinner at the table? Or are you a couch dweller? We also talk about overeating.

Happy National Email Day! How much does your inbox suck? How many unread messages are you rockin'?

What keeps you up at night? For Garner, it's the street sweeping schedule. Also, it's Earth Day! Go recycle and such.

What cool perks do you get with your job? Apparently Gen Z wants drugs for perks... not that kind.

Are you a tall person? What kind of vehicle do you drive?

What weren't you allowed as a kid, and how's your relationship with your parents these days?

Ai: are you using it at work? Also, what do you get on a snack walk?

Why did people lick pencils before using them? We talk about mercury and led poisoning, and life's other mysteries.

Taylor knows first aid now! Yay! We also talk a bit more about space and Garner's medical appointment.

Today we learn about the "car pause", taking a break to reset in your car before the next part of your day. We also discuss things you're super open about... like colonoscopies.

Do you understand how technology works? We're still figuring out fax machines. We also talk about Artemis II some more.

We're talking about jobs that Ai could never take, like a tailor or crime scene outline model....

Garner wants to know what your dating life is like in 2026. Also, we recap the Easter weekend and the baby born at Rogers Place on Saturday.

It's radio wiener! Where we hop from topic to topic, like: There's a lotta theft going on nowadays, and do you have an embarrassing email address?

We spent a lot of time today talking about potatoes. No April Fools there.

Well you certainly couldn't do THAT nowadays.

When people come to your house for the first time do you show them around? Do you tell them tales from the rooms' past?

Have you ever thought about disappearing? In the traveling, getting off social media, and making your life more exciting kinda way?

Do you get competitive with people about how little sleep you get? Or how busy you are?

Buying a bottle of water in the drive-through is not a great financial decision. -Garner

It's a darker show today as we tell the stories of a professional cornhole player turned murderer and an ice fishing scandal... For real.

Do you still order adult drinks in restaurants? A lot of people don't anymore, according to a new survey. Also, can you wwatch a movie and be on your phone at the same time? Garner cannot.

We have an update on Punch the monkey! Garner has thoughts about the price of Costco Hotdogs, and we learn more about comparison parties.

Garner is feeling rejected by jury duty, and we learn about parties where we all do our boring adult tasks together.

Do you have a chair you stack laundry on? The stuff that you've already worn but is not ready to be washed yet? Also we get an update on Taylor's potential beaver dad friend.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Let's talk about your plans, and more adult friendships.