The Garner Andrews Show

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By: Garner Andrews

The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.

Mayor of Frugal Town
#858
Yesterday at 7:00 PM

Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?


Grown Up Halloween
#857
Last Monday at 7:00 PM


Halloween and Herpes Monkeys
#856
Last Friday at 6:00 PM


The Topic That Almost Got Garner Cancelled
#855
Last Thursday at 6:00 PM

We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:


Why Are You Keeping Those Old Floormats?
#854
10/29/2025

Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.


Recliner Land, Shared Spoons, and Savourers
#853
10/28/2025

Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.


Hat Chat
#852
10/23/2025

Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.


Big Head Radio
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10/22/2025

Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.


Information Overload
#850
10/21/2025

Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!


What's That Smell!?
#849
10/15/2025

Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts


Unexpected Bills
#848
10/14/2025

Garner captured the sound of Thanksgiving with a can of cranberry sauce. And we talk about that time you got stuck with a wildly huge bill to pay.


Well That's Embarrassing
#847
10/10/2025

It's a Radio Weiner today. Garner disrupts the cleaning lady, students embarrass teachers, and technology is tough.


The World Needs More Hacky Sac
#846
10/09/2025

Garner wonders out loud if anyone is nostalgic for the pandemic... Taylor gets a turkey surprise... and we want to know what you're eating for breakfast


Sending The Wrong Signals
#845
10/08/2025

Have you ever accidentally given off the wrong signal? Also, do kids still pass notes in school?


Your Origin Story
#844
10/07/2025

What's your origin story?


The Life of a Show Garn
#843
10/06/2025

What were some of the ways you made money last when things were tight? We chat about that new Taylor Swift album, and all it's innuendos (in your end-o), and some weird early morning deliveries


Garner Gets Vulnerable Through Song
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10/03/2025

Garner has been recording his first album while his wife is away. Hear his first original song "Piss On Your Lawn" in this podcast episode. And we talk about the clothes you've had FOREVER.


How Long Have You Had Your Saran Wrap?
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10/02/2025

The Dull Listeners Club returns with stories of the saran wrap you've had for years and years and years. Celebrate with us... some of these have outlasted marriages!


Hoarder of Canada
#840
09/29/2025

What are you accidentally hoarding? Kaylee stocked up on 5 hams this weekend because she found a good deal. That'll last her months. Garner buys ketchup every time he goes to the grocery store just in case he needs it... and we give a lot of love to China Lily soy sauce.


Where Did All The Bread Bowls Go?
#839
09/26/2025

Get an update on Garner's MRI! And we have a new business idea to bring back all the discontinued fast food items that you miss from your past


Struggle Meals, MRIs, and Bumpy Pumpkins
#838
09/25/2025

Hamburger Helper is making a comeback in these tough economic times... what is your cheap struggle meal? Plus Garner needs and MRI and has bumpy pumpkins.


What Do You Know Too Much About?
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09/24/2025

What's something you know TOO MUCH about? Taylor is obsessed with Connor McDavid, Garner can go off about synthesizers, and Karson knows way too much about cleaning up after a crime scene... How about you?


Stranger Spectrum
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09/23/2025

Garner is still trying to kick the hard candy pony... and Taylor is afraid of strangers


Parenting Confessions
#834
09/19/2025

Have you ever pulled some tricks on your kids? Parents trick you? Time to confess... Another Beauty Quiz... and we learn too much about Star Wars.


Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner?
#833
09/18/2025

Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner? Garner takes a hard stand. And news of Moosehead beer switching from bottles to cans sparks a very heated debate.


Time To Turn In Your Book Report
#832
09/17/2025

Garner has problem with the kids book Love You Forever.. is it creepy??


Talking To Strangers
#831
09/16/2025

Do you talk to strangers? We also cover some things you're procrastinating, and another Garner Andrews Show Beauty Quiz.


Old Timey Ways to Fall in Love
#830
09/15/2025

What old-timey way did you fall in love? Plus we're doing the Garner Andrews Show Beauty Contest all week for $500 to Shoppers Drug Mart. Listen live to win. See how it went with Erik and Byron this morning


National Return Borrowed Cutlery To The Office Kitchen Day
#829
09/12/2025

Today is the day you can return cutlery to the office and not get in trouble for stealing them... or at least Taylor is hoping. And we ask how you met your partner? Was it at an old-timey barn raising like Garner?


There's Too Many Kinds of Pasta
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09/11/2025

There's too many kinds of pasta, and they all taste the same. Or so we thought... and we talk spoiler-people, and show chat makes a brief return


Shoe Chat
#827
09/10/2025

Garner got some new shoes, but there's too many decisions in life. And kids can't do anything fun these days


What's Your Money Pit?
#825
09/08/2025

What's that thing you spend too much money on? Your hobby that gets all your hard-earned-coin? Plus: Taylor outrages you with another Top 5 list, and we catch up on towel talk


Towel Talk
#824
09/05/2025

How often do you use a bath towel before you swap it out for a new clean one? We got way too into this chat, and learned too much about each other. And another Back to School Spelling Bee goes down.


Irrational Angry
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09/04/2025

What makes you irrationally angry? Plus we talk about the sweet nostalgia of Laurentian pencil crayons and Mr. Sketch scented markers.


Meter Sticks, Spelling Bees, and Onions
#822
09/03/2025

Where can you buy a meter stick these days? How would you get an onion un-stuck from your furnace? How would you do on our Back to School Spelling Bee?


Back To School
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09/02/2025

Everyone's going back to school, and parents everywhere are wearing sunglasses inside so no one can see the tears. Plus we pay tribute to the TI-83, and Garner reveals how he made his first $1,000,000 with Garnco.


Is Anyone in the Office?
#820
08/22/2025

Remember Office Friday Treat Guy at the office? Do they and the other office visitors still exist? Is it okay that Taylor shared a paralyzer with his boys? What's the best donut? Who's your nemesis? All of this answered and more


What's In Your Crown Royal Bag?
#819
08/21/2025

We all have an old Crown Royal bag kicking around, right? What's in yours? Remember when you had to read out loud in school... did you love it or hate it? And who is your nemesis?


People Are Bringing Their Parents to Job Interviews!?
#818
08/20/2025

Food tasted different if it comes out of the "wrong" container... and we talk about Gen Zers bringing their parents to interviews.


What Have You Borrowed And Never Returned?
#817
08/19/2025

Talking about the hardest things to buy as Garner tries to get a new mattress. And what's something you have that you shouldn't? Maybe you borrowed from a friend and never returned it? Maybe you've had a Honeymoon Suite cassette since 1985 and haven't given it back... if so, Stacy wants it back.