The Garner Andrews Show
The world needs visionaries…teachers…leaders. But the world also needs this guy: Garner Andrews. A dude who barely graduated high school, talking about the intricacies of daily life. If you like hearing people talk in detail about things like...The best apple, boxes, and wigs, then this is the podcast for you.
Shopping Angels
Have you experienced a shopping angel? It's a stranger at a store that says "hey, don't buy that". Also, does anyone really know anything about Avatar?
Snowmageddon
Have you shoveled yet in this snowmageddon? Also how are your kids Santa photos going? We also talk Fallout and NPCs.
Shovel Boys
How do you upgrade from shovel boy to snow blower man? Garner and Taylor explore such mysteries. Also, today we learn that there is no such thing as bad music.
Yellow Snow Warning
Today we talk snow blowers, yellow snow warnings (eeeeew), and Guy Fieri.
Death Shoes
Is there something you love so much, you stockpile it? We talked to a listener who's friend's dad found the perfect sneakers... so he did the math to see how many pairs he would need until he died, and bought them all. Dark... but practical!
Frozen Windows & Slipper People
Are you a slipper person? Garn thinks he might become one. We also talk frozen windows and rental trees!
Where Am I Peeing?
Garner wants to start a page where he posts pictures of bathrooms and you have to guess, where is he peeing? It's a work in progress... Also we get an update on Taylor asking another dad out for beers.
Garner's Favourite Lettuce
Garner made an announcement... About his favourite lettuce. Which sparked a lot of controversy.
Old Timey Things (That Aren't Really Old) Part.2
We continue the discussion of old timey things, that might not be that old timey at all. Also, some people don't have phones?? Weird.
Old Timey Things
Did your parents send you to the store as a little kid for bread and cigarettes? Did you ride to school in a sleigh pulled by horses? Ahh the good old days!
Battery Licker
Have you ever licked a battery? Taylor has.
Musical Age VS Real Age
Are your listening habits "older" than you? Do you have a different "musical age"?
Adult Advent Calendars & Thrifty Finds
Today we're talking adult advent calendars, Chef Boyardee, and marketplace finds.
Saying I Love You
Do you tell your friends you love them? Ever say it to a stranger by accident? We're speaking the language of love today.
The No Dancing Law & Adult Spelling Bees
Is there a place in Alberta that doesn't allow dancing? We get a call from the mayor to set the record straight. Also, Taylor enters an adult spelling bee.
Running Into People In Weird Places
Ever run into someone you know in a really awkward location? Also Taylor is doing a spelling bee this weekend, and the new episodes of Stranger Things come out today!
Leaked Conversations
Ever get a little backstabby and the person hears about it? Or gossip about someone in a private message, only to realize you sent it to the group chat? Uh oh...
Medical Souvenirs
Ever get a souvenir after a medical procedure? Gross right?
Provincial Stereotypes & Being Dull
Garn wonders about provincial nicknames, discusses being dull, and reveals the story of a decade old run in with Carly Rae Jepsen.
Who Would You Want To Be Alone On A Raft With?
Who in your family or friend group would be the best to share a life raft with and why? Also, Garn discusses his art, and Taylor talks about hockey.
Social Anxiety & Taco Night
Today we're celebrating Taylor Smith's social anxiety! Yaaaay... That, and Garn struggles with his Taco Night calendar.
The Furnace: A Dull Listeners' Club Conversation
Garner knows the exact measurements of his furnace filter by heart, and when to change it. That's dull... In the best way. Are you dull?
What's The Last Thing You Googled?
What was the last thing you searched on the internet? Was it embarrassing? Let's spill your secrets.
Is Your Speedometer Better Than Garner's?
Today we're comparing speedometers. Garner is a little sad his isn't as high as others. (This is not about driving fast)
Sleeping In & Garner's Belongings
Ever sleep through something? Or sleep at work? Also, how should Garner give away his stuff?
Pool Kids
Were you a pool kid? Or were you chosen by a pool kid? We also talk cozy vibes, and Miss Metal.
Things Forgotten
RIP Taylor's buffalo mac & cheese... Ever forget something on top of your car? Or forget your coffee in the drive-through?
Simplify Your Life
Today we get way too into chairs, and talk the many ways you should be simplifying your life. And it turns out Garner likes his toothpaste crusty??
Where Are You Napping?
Garner has exposed the blanket industry! We talk about the weird places you're napping, who has the longest drive to work every day, and those horrible pillows at your in-laws...
More Tales of Frugality
We're still searching for the Mayor of Frugaltown. Plus Garner needs some help on how to have the perfect car nap...
Mayor of Frugal Town
Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?
Grown Up Halloween
Halloween and Herpes Monkeys
The Topic That Almost Got Garner Cancelled
We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:
Why Are You Keeping Those Old Floormats?
Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.
Recliner Land, Shared Spoons, and Savourers
Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.
Hat Chat
Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.
Big Head Radio
Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.
Information Overload
Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!
What's That Smell!?
Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts