A Scary Home Companion
Drinking whiskey in the kitchen and telling scary stories around the fire. Music and mayhem, fearful fiction and furious fact, tall tales and terrible truths. A Scary Home Companion is a sinister variety show, featuring original stories and original music
Costumes Carnage and Creeping Death -- 3 Halloween Tales

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Just in time for the scariest time of year, THREE soul chilling stories of suspense and sinister intent! An Uber driver picks up and unusual faire, a rich girl becomes obsessed with the Hand Collector, and the mythology of the sickness-demon called Festering John.Â
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Schemawound – A Letter Written in Blood, Those Who Left, and A Life Without PainDark urrru – Starlings in the Treetops J. Surak – Gates OpenPlease subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes
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Long Bloody Miles -- Hobo Chronicles Vol 13

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Junior and Red go to church, Special Agent LaTour has the bloodiest month of her career, and the green eyed devil called Mr. Westbound is rallying his fetid troops for something big.Â
Written by Brett JarboeÂ
after you finish this, check out Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for...
Houses of the Unholy -- Hobo Chronicles Vol 12

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In this episode, we get a full, and speedy, recap of the previous volumes before plunging into the latest escapades of bonafide hobo Junior Washington, and his opposite number, the wicked, murderous horsemen of the FTRA.Â
Written by Brett JarboeÂ
after you finish this, check out Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
Its available for free on the patr...
Door to Door Damnation

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Two missionaries knock on the door of a man about to take his own life. Are they doing him a favor? Or do they have their own sinister agenda? Buckle in, yall, because this shit IS ABOUT TO GET WILD.
Co-written by Brett JarboeÂ
Music provided byÂ
Trans Atlantic Rage – Struggle Survival SalvationShady Action – In JestSerge Quadrado – Dramatic Epic cinematic And Shaman StompLobo Loco – Old Blue spaceshipHammer of Hathor – Run Run Butterflystudio – Action Sport Til Paradiso – Woke up this morningÂYou can find them on freemusicarchive.org
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Which Witch is Which? A Primer to the Major Castes and Classes

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Let us delve into the world of witches -- what drives them, and what empowers them. The arcane arts are very real, and eldritch, sometimes even ghastly wisdom is handed to women who are not prepared for the price it will cost their bodies and souls. Let's kick over the cauldron and find out the truth behind witchcraft.
after this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I...
Farm to Table : A Tale of Genteel Horror
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Jerome is a fun, friendly, affluent man with a good education and a strong family. What happens when this humble Southerner discovers his long buried family ties, and that he is the brother of the most notorious cannibal in American history?
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Snail Poison – Bone FlagSuperMash – Dark Wind Beat Mekanik – Long Way HomeSmallpox - Squeal like a pig, NedPlease subscribe through Buzzsprout, Stitcher, Spotify, Podchaser, or iTunes
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Red Carpet Conclusion

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Its the biggest horror movie premier in a DECADE, maybe EVER! The Hand Collector movie is breaking big at Grauman's Theater in sunny Hollywood California. The doors are closed, the lights dimmed -- and then a notorious serial killer takes the stage, and all hell breaks loose.Â
Guest starringÂ
Jamie Lee Hensley
January Somers
and Daniel Jopling.Â
MUSIC BY:
John Bartmann – tik tik boomSoularflair - black sand through the hourglass, Bittersuite, and all the pretty thingsBlue Dot Sessions – Green Carpet and Darklit carpetRed Carpet

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Its the biggest horror movie premier in a DECADE, maybe EVER! The Hand Collector movie is breaking big at Grauman's Theater in sunny Hollywood California. The movie wants to spread the ghastly gospel, but there are a handful of folks are ready to crash the party in the bloodiest way possible.Â
Guest starring :
Jamie Lee Hensley
January Somers
and Daniel Jopling.Â
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Tainted Meat -- Hobo Chronicles Volume 11

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Written by Brett JarboeÂ
A bold new work of art, a game of spades with a ghost, and possibly the most disgusting plate of BBQ to ever come out of Memphis. Evil is running rampant, the Children of the Black Blotter are ramping up their appetites, and everything is about to get very intense.Â
after you finish this, check out Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of...
Extra Crispy Skin -- Hobo Chronicles Vol. 10

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After being saved by a ghost, Junior Washington is jungled up with a band of hobo soldiers in a remote shack called Petticoat Junction. As the heroes regroup, the villains, a ghastly trio of chaotic-evil psychos, plot their next act of carnage and sadism. There has been talk about a big, powerful slow-cook oven... but is it big enough to fit the chef?
after you finish this, check out  Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I...
The Art of Storytelling: Horror Movies with the Best Stories
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Something we've never done on the show before -- take a closer look at some of the best horror stories available to watch at home. I love horror movies, always have, and that love spawned A Scary Home Companion. So here are a list of amazing recommendations that any fan of this show will love.Â
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing t...
Ghosts Who Whisper in Your Ears and Live In Your Head -- Hobo Chronicles Vol 9

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Junior Washington is on the verge of death, and wandering through a part of rural Kentucky that verges on Purgatory. Meanwhile, an accursed box car is spreading evil through the South. The forces of evil are amassing, and the forces of good are at loose ends. Â
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
<...The Violence of Science
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Music, mayhem, and wall to wall monsters that will make your skin crawl. The strike team hits a long abandoned science facility, and find that the local wildlife have evolved in repulsive and deadly ways. Where else can you find a horrifying mutant deer battling an insane Juggalo? No where but ASHC!
The direct sequel to Death Finds a Way, and The War on Terror, and The Science of Violence.
Guest appearance by Mary Anne SimpsonÂ
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The Science of Violence

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The strike team starts with a haunted prison, before moving to the killing floor of the Hand Collector. That all pales in comparison to Brisco, Kansas, the heart of America, and the heart of monster country. The team encounters profane creatures that will change them forever.
The direct sequel to Death Finds a Way, and The War on Terror.
Guest appearance by Mary Anne SimpsonÂ
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of c...
Touchable -- Hobo Chronicles Vol. 8

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The secret FBI task forced called the Untouchables are on the tail of a brutal serial killer riding the rails, and leaving mangled bodies. The closer they get, the closer to hell and damnation they become. WARNING: this one gets intense.
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
Untouchable -- Hobo Chronicles Vol. 7

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The decades- long rivalry between the FBI and Deep Red Ops hits a boiling point, over the case a hobo serial killer leaving a path of carnage through the rail yards. DRO Special Agent Donna Latour has everything under control... except for the wildcard called the UntouchablesÂ
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple o...
Blood on the Tracks, Guts on the Grass

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Archivist and field reporter Mary Anne Simpson sheds light on the secret war waged by J Edgar Hoover, the FBI, and "The Untouchables" against the American Hobo. She also unearths a prison interview from the early 80 about black blotter acid, and the notorious Kansas City Throw Rug incident.Â
Written by Brett Jarboe
Starring Jamie Lee Hensley and Dan Jopling
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, a...
A Mouth Full of Stitches - Tales of Dental Horror

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Two nerve-grinding tales of suspense and horror, set in everyone's favorite place -- the dentist's office! Celebrate oral healthcare with stories of ominous orthodonture and dental damnation!
Co-written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
Its available for free on the patreon, but its also for sale! 10 b...
Death Finds a Way

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New forms of life that were never meant to be. Drugs that open doorways to the other side. And a Juggalo who winds up at the mercy of a cult. This just scratches the surface of the darkness this story has to offer, Join us, and come down below...
Annotations provided by Official Show Archivist Mary Anne Simpson.
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Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family...
The War on Terror (Annotated)

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A black ops strike team prowls the darkest shadows of America. They are hunting Breach Sites, those soft spots where a door to hell has once been opened. They seek to close them all, permanently. The ghastly cultists have other ideas. Action and suspense abound, and god help the wicked.
Annotations provided by Official Show Archivist Mary Anne Simpson.
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and...
Hellhound on My Trail -- Hobo Chronicles Vol 6

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Drug-addled agents of chaos, the acolytes of the otherworldly serial killer Mr. Westbound, have Junior Washington on the run. He is weak, wounded, and weary, but he can't slow down, or he wont' survive.Â
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
Its available for free on th...
High Dives and Lowlifes -- Hobo Chronicles Vol.5

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The FTRA are the boogeymen of the hobo community, drug fueled and blood-hungry anarchists riding the rails and causing mayhem at every stop. Now they have focused their attention on Junior Washington, who is caught in a mystery he is desperate to unravel... before its too late.
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple...
God Complex

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Beaten, weakened, alone, without her wheelchair, Mona is trapped in a kill room, at the mercy of a deranged lunatic with an axe to grind. She has to find a way to outwit him, as he watches her die slowly. A nerve grinding psychological thriller with a payoff that you will never forget,Â
Guest voicework provided by January Somers as Mona, and Barrett Daniel as Ginger.Â
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The Night the Devil Won

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An ex-soldier turned drunken bodyguard. A black hat coder with a dark past. A Youtube goof tricked into becoming a suicide bomber. One shocking moment in time told through three perspectives, at once. Suspense, action, and blood chilling thrills.Â
guest voice:Â Barrett Daniel
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of chapters right here, very soon.Â
Its...
Nickel for Your Thoughts -- Hobo Chronicles Vol. 4

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Junior Washington, a rail riding hobo at the tender age of 17, has never had to solve a mystery before, especially not such a brutal and vicious murder. He has run afoul of a conspiracy, a serial killer, and a drug fueled cult of maniacs... except, he doesn't know that quite yet.Â
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be r...
The Butcher's Bill -- Hobo Chronicles Vol. 3

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Between the throw down with the wild hog, discovering a hobo church in the wild, and performing an amateur autopsy, Junior Washing is having one hell of a week. And it's only going to get worse from here. Jump on the train and come for a wild ride through the dark alleys of gothic Americana.Â
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and f...
Thicker Than Water

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A dark and bloody crime noir thriller -- Merle Vaughn is on the verge of a whole new life when fate intervenes. His wife is murdered, his money and drugs taken. All he has left is Katie, is infant daughter... and REVENGE. Meanwhile, the two most dangerous killers in the country are dead set on hunting him down. It's Take Your Daughter To Work Day, on the path of rage. This is THICKER THAN WATER
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Law of the Jungle -- Hobo Chronicles Vol. 2

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A savage green-eyed killer is riding the rails, leaving a trail of mangled hobo corpses in his wake. Young traveler Junior Washington has been tasked with an important by the high council of hobos, but has no idea how much danger he is about to face.
Written by Brett Jarboe
After this, I encourage you to listen to
Thicker Than Water, a new audio novel by yours truly. 11 hours of crime noir goodness, a savage tale of revenge, and family. I will be releasing the first couple of c...
Human Hunts of New Year's
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The Gunnymen are a secretive group that profits from human hunts. Now a splinter cell has emerged, a ghastly branch of these wicked men, who seek not to kill for profit -- but for fun. Among them there is one man who realizes he is out of his depth. He might be a bad man, but he is surrounded by pure evil.
HUGE thanks our guest voice, Mr Alex Crider Evans, a long time performer and collaborator who might have outdone himself this time around. And we have not heard the...
Bloodletting -- the Hobo Chronicles

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After a gruesome showdown with some thugs, Junior Washington rides the rails in search of escape. His destination? A carnival in the heart of Iowa, where he will meet with the Secret Society of Hobos, and begin a long, bloody journey.Â
The episode was written by Bret Jarboe
The amazing music come from:Â
Universfield – Joyful carnival trumpet
Beat the Devils Tattoo LIVE
Lobo Loco – Funny day with youÂ
Yair Yona – ExpatriatesÂ
and Chelsea Oxendine with the Lullaby
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Dynasty of Blood (Mad Dog Blood, Final Chapter)

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The epic saga of Mad Dog Blood comes to close, as the twin psychopath cousins arrive at the promised land -- a massive, sweeping estate that serves as the heart of the empire run by the descendants of Jack the Ripper. But will Kassi and Emily agree to join the family, regardless of the cost?
Guest starring --Â
Savannah Hensley as Emily
Violet Hensley as Zee
Evangeline Hensley as Kassi
and January Somers as Sarah WhitlowÂ
Music by:
Schemawound – Teach your Children about magnetic nort...
Lambs to the Slaughter (Mad Dog Blood Chapter Six)

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Mad Dog Blood continues, as the genius level psychopaths Kassi and Emily are welcomed into an extended family of serial killers that dates back to Jack the Ripper. Are they being groomed as heirs, or are they just lambs to the slaughter?
Guest starring --Â
Savannah Hensley as Emily
Violet Hensley as Zee
Evangeline Hensley as Kassi
and Kelly Kaufmann as Gramma WendyÂ
Music by:
SRO – Creepy Delta Ship
TimTaj – GlamourÂ
and Dun Jin, with a Blood Red Thing that WrithesÂ
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Exorcist Academy

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Exorcists from different religions around the world gather, to share knowledge and learn secrets. At this seminar. a retired priest will open their eyes to a new kind of evil, one that preys on us all.Â
Music by:
The Tudor Consort – Palestrina
Alex Mason – The Conjuring, Paranormal, and Against Ghost
Lowtone Music – The Real Groove
and Chelsea Oxendine, who composed and performed the lullaby
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The Secret Treasure of Ed Gein

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A secret group of consensual cannibals have discovered the Holy Grail for their kind, and are having a calm, peaceful auction to sell the delicious treasure buried long ago by Ed Gein. But the night has surprises in store for them, and an extensive menu.Â
Music:
Death valley by Lobo Loco
Cannibal Cod by Desfontane
Garden of Alamut and Psychadelic Supper Part 1-4 by Hopalong Horus HeinsenbergÂ
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Halloween Stories for Weird Kids: the Ghastly Edition

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A collection of fun-sized tales of terror just in time for Halloween. Haunted nightmares plague people even while they are awake, forcing them to make horrible choices, and commit unspeakable acts. Is it supernatural, or is it the horrors of the mind? Settle down, turn of the lights, and join me for a good scare.Â
Music this episode:Â
BEWARE THE BUTCHER by adam henry garcia
Enigmatic Needle, Foul Breath, Bad News, Snake Whispers, Serial Killer, and After Hours by John Bartmann
intro music "the Lullaby" by Chelsea Oxe...
Zombies Do Not Exist

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An apocalyptic storm and raging flood leave a troubled man trapped in a remote farmhouse. When a cemetery washes out and the corpses pour into his yard, his fragile sanity starts to crumble, and old secrets emerge.Â
Special appearance by the incomparable Dan Jopling.
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Random Axe of Kindness
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What if someone you barely knew told you that you should run for your life? What would you do? In a small town, a humble tobacconist meets an odd new customer... who gives him a puzzling and grim warning. Is it a joke, or are unimaginable horrors coming?
Music by:
ascetic – cult of ruins
river cult – shadow out of time
j surak – gates open
El Wud – heterotopy
All available at FreeMusicArchive
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The Human Hunts of Houston

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In the dark heart of Houston, a sinister group of hooded hunters called the G Men are operating a ghoulish trade -- private hunts of frightened victims in a sealed off housing project. But tonight, the G Men are the ones being hunted by a larger, more vicious group of apex predators.Â
Music by:
Dark Urrru – Middle Hunt and Starlings in the Treetops
DarkSunn – Hunt
Comfort Fit – The Hunt
John Bartmann – Bad News
All available at FreeMusicArchive
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Daughters of the American Execution (Mad Dog Blood Chapter Five)

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Killer cousins Emily and Kassi have escaped the confines of Black Site One, and are now headed to the gravesite of Lizzie Borden. There they will uncover a shocking facet of American history that has remained closely guarded for over a century. The truth finally comes out.Â
Guest stars:
Evangeline Hensley as Kassi Lake
Savannah Hensley as Emily Mason
and Kelly Kaufmann as Wendy Frazier
Music provided by :Trigg -- Dark flower
Schemawound -- Teach your children about magnetic north
John Bartmann -- Dark Bas...
The Code of the Crimson King

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A home invasion gone sideways. An eccentric, fancy family dinner interrupted. A project upstairs, and a secret in the basement. Blood, carnage, terror, and a fate worse than death. Put on your Sunday best and settle down for a meal like none other.Â
all music performed by the immensely talented Gregor Quendel
including:
Strauss's blue danube
Sschuberts death and the maiden
Vivaldi, the four seasons, winter
Mozart's lacrimosa requiem
and preludes 4 and 15 from Opus 28 by Chopin
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