The Morning After STL

A theme that'll make your hands tremble with joy. Top down Monday. Not buying Lesnar's retirement. French drains. What happened to the Battlehawks? And that's your Doggies minute. Redbirds do some sweepin' in H-Town. The call of Masyn Winn's bases clearing double. Marmol talking about the vibe in the dugout and the offensive approach. Mets losing 11 straight. Add that to your CV. Lix strikes back. Tage Thompson. Doug Orlovsky with a white hot Ryan O'Reilly take.

Billy Gilman is a Monday, second segment tradition. The Dotem is sold out. Doug wants to weigh people at The Dotem...

Chris Kerber joins the show to help us recap the Blues season. Kerbs talks about the Blues end of season press conference and his thoughts on some of the topics. That includes things like Robert Thomas, Colton Parayko, and Jordan Kyrou’s future with the Blues. We also talk about the draft and what that might hold for the franchise. Then Kerbs gives us his perspective on the start of the Stanley Cup Playoffs and the NHL playoff format.  

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(00:00-8:33) Are we talking full convertible or moon roof? James Carlton hanging out in studio after getting cucked by Suppan. Matt Fitzpatrick taking down Scottie Scheffler in a playoff at the RBC. James needs advice for taking his six year old camping. Sewage on the floor.

(8:41-13:47) Good vibrations. Audio of Jordan Binnington from Saturday's end of the season presser on if he envisions himself in St. Louis next season. JR's biggest takeaways from the exit interviews.

(13:57-17:58) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...<...

(00:00-13:32) You wanna mock Jackson's musical choices, well here ya go. Driving is like meditation. Interested in seeing what these truck stop showers are all about. Water based soap. Don't want him fired, just want him removed. Method acting as a lot lizard. Truck stops have always been a curious place. Truckers: Call in. Marty Party The Trucker is on the lines with some truck stop pointers.

(13:40-22:51) Would you play this one or the remix with the windows down? 2015 was a real watershed year for music. The Design Aire Heating & Cooling E-Mail of...

(00:00-13:58) Joined by voice of the Blues Chris Kerber getting his takeaway from the Saturday afternoon press conferences. The future of Robert Thomas, Colton Parayko, and Jordan Kyrou with the Blues. Continuing to upgrade the offense. Dvorsky taking a step up from year one into year two. Kerbs thoughts on the playoffs and who can give Colorado a run for their money. Playoff format.

(14:06-33:28) Is this a top down song? Cardinals haven't lost a game since Jeff Suppan started his daily call in. Future markets have it at 71% that he calls in today...

(00:00-30:53) A theme that'll make your hands tremble with joy. Top down Monday. Not buying Lesnar's retirement. French drains. What happened to the Battlehawks? And that's your Doggies minute. Redbirds do some sweepin' in H-Town. The call of Masyn Winn's bases clearing double. Marmol talking about the vibe in the dugout and the offensive approach. Mets losing 11 straight. Add that to your CV. Lix strikes back. Tage Thompson. Doug Orlovsky with a white hot Ryan O'Reilly take.

(31:01-1:02:36) Billy Gilman is a Monday, second segment tradition. The Dotem is sold out. Doug wants to...

Foursomes for The Dotem go on sale in an hour! Putting green included. Suppan referring to Kurt as "The Chairman." Doug, what's the lede? The beard is gone. Already looking ahead to the next beard. Big moving weekend. That's the brand, baby, that's the brand. Who's got the dip? Seasoned Vianneys. Movie Boi money. Golden Handcuffs. Something always happens when we're on remote. The great pizza heist.

Chairman's new single, Summer '98. Shouting out Joe Buck's call of McGwire's 62nd homerun. List of best new artists. Was Milli Vanilli in the movie 'Heat'? What's a line cook...

Joey Vitale joins the show to help us recap the Blues season following their final game last night in Utah. Joey gives us his letter grade for the 2025-26 Blues. We recap some of the highs and lows from the season and Joey’s perspective on what the future of the franchise will look like. We also talk about Robert Thomas and what his future will hold with the Blues.  

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(00:00-1:38) Honesty in media and we're up against it because of Jeff Suppan. Doug gave The Poor Film Student some runway.

(1:46-7:26) Market Moves. Jackson politely waves off Doug's little anecdote. Backing, dropping, or watching end of season NHL grades.

(7:36-10:10) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...

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(00:00-11:32) Still not tired of this song. Gagnam Style has 5B views on YouTube. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.

(11:40-15:38) Bring it to The Lou. She walked so Chairman could run. Cardinals dropping a spot from the preseason power ranking.

(15:48-00:00) Day 3 of Jeff Suppan calling into the program and he's fascinated by our preparation for the show. Story time with Supp. General Hal Moore. We Were Soldiers. Suppan's Top 3 Favorite Films. Talking ballparks. The Pujols homerun off Brad Lidge. No drama at morning carpool.

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(00:00-25:20) Best WWE entrance music. Hi, Joey. Val Venis. Wait, why'd you call in? Breaking down the 2026 Blues season. Having to play catch-up hockey. Martin's ready to fight Joey. Hard to have a good +/- on a struggling team. The Robert Thomas conversation. Joey says Robert Thomas is a big piece going forward. Joey's off-season plans. Crackle caramel dreamcicle. Shoutout Qui. Joey's not helping Jackson move. What's going on down under? People like girth talk. Layin' on the lust so thick.

(25:28-41:21) Real deal Goulet. The Dotem already 70% sold out so get your foursomes...

(00:00-33:09) Foursomes for The Dotem go on sale in an hour! Putting green included. Suppan referring to Kurt as "The Chairman." Doug, what's the lede? The beard is gone. Already looking ahead to the next beard. Big moving weekend. That's the brand, baby, that's the brand. Who's got the dip? Seasoned Vianneys. Movie Boi money. Golden Handcuffs. Something always happens when we're on remote. The great pizza heist.

(33:17-50:15) Chairman's new single, Summer '98. Shouting out Joe Buck's call of McGwire's 62nd homerun. List of best new artists. Was Milli Vanilli in the movie...

Dustin May, what do you say? Sleeping with someone "in theory." Head to Zone 3 at the 2Fox. Just a weak cell. Just a slab guy. Doug and Tim slept through the storms. Doug has never needed an Ambien. A big cup of hot chocolate before bed. Maybe Supp was onto something with the Cody McKay thing. A 3-3 homestand after playing average at best. Cardinals manufacturing some runs. Sounds like Doug's gonna fight Kitty Bates. Cardinal travel logistics. Do NOT criticize crinkle cut fries.

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Brad Thompson joins the show to talk all things Cardinals following their series win at home against the Guardians. We talk about Brad’s off day in Houston today before diving in to the Cardinals surprisingly successful start. We discuss the comeback nature of the club and the mindset in the clubhouse. Brad also shares his perspective on the high highs and the low lows of the bullpen and the hot start for Walker.  

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(00:00-00:59) Kinda get the feeling Jeff Suppan may start calling in regularly.

(1:07-10:17) Mike Tucker from Bellerive joins us in-studio talking about the BMW Championship.

(10:27-19:25) Is this the end of the show? The olds would LOVE it if this was the end of us. Some call The Dotem the "Fifth Major." Little Goldblum. Tim's personal stylist. And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...

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(00:00-9:53) Some news out of Columbia has Jackson bouncing around like he's riding a sybian. Bryson Tiller transfering to Mizzou from Kansas.

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(17:43-36:52) Jeff Suppan is a man of his word and has called back into the show. He only wants five minutes of our time. Getting yelled at by a mom at carpool. Chairman presses Suppan on his thoughts on navy caps. Suppan wants to know what we do after the show everyday? Fans liked him on the 2006...

(00:00-14:33) Chairman Night at THE Seckman High School to celebrate "Navy Caps On The Road." Holy Strode. Lotta momentum. Mizzou was aware of Doug's reaction to the Mizzou uniform reveal videos. The Rams Rules. The Rascal Flatts National Anthem is the line of demarcation for Cardinal success. Choose love. Kyle Loshe's fisting. All the great moments.....navy caps.

(14:41-29:26) Mets are pond scum. Still time for the bottom to fall out. Chairman Steve is on the phone lines and wants to talk about it. Doesn't like Doug drinking hot cocoa. Getting hammered while the...

(00:00-35:41) Dustin May, what do you say? Sleeping with someone "in theory." Head to Zone 3 at the 2Fox. Just a weak cell. Just a slab guy. Doug and Tim slept through the storms. Doug has never needed an Ambien. A big cup of hot chocolate before bed. Maybe Supp was onto something with the Cody McKay thing. A 3-3 homestand after playing average at best. Cardinals manufacturing some runs. Sounds like Doug's gonna fight Kitty Bates. Cardinal travel logistics. Do NOT criticize crinkle cut fries.

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Rizz and Tim step into a legal and ethical gray area that feels ripped straight out of a cartoon — but carries very real and often devastating consequences: booby traps.

What starts as a frontier-justice fantasy quickly turns into a landmark legal case that reshaped how property rights and personal safety are weighed under the law.

Centered around the infamous Katko v. Briney decision, this episode examines what happens when frustration turns into escalation, and why the law draws a hard line between defending your home and setting a trap designed to seriously injure or kill.

In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break down the aftermath of the Masters with recap analysis and betting angles for the RBC Heritage , including Matt Fitzpatrick and Justin Thomas as value plays , a look at the Orlando Magic defensively against the Philadelphia 76ers in the NBA Play-In , and several key matchups like the Clippers covering against the Warriors. The guys also highlight MLB April betting considerations , fading early overreactions on teams getting off to hot starts , and a strong lean toward Jordan Walker as a +4500 futures play for the most home...

Watch and Hate. Martin's back and raring to go. Great comeback by the Redbirds. Nice little meaningless win for the Blues too. Busman's Special today. JJ Wetherholt, how do you do? Good point, Doug. Today's a 7 Hours of Radio kinda day. You know it's time to end QFTA when Jackson has to pee. 25% conversion rate. Gift cards on dates: yay or nay? Dating app etiquette. The lines are blurred in 2026.

2 Live Crew "Me So Horny" has aged well. Why am I on the witness stand? Some major bombshell news coming this morning. LIV Golf will "rock the...

Jeff Suppan joins the show as he “dominates” his kids drop-off at school this morning. Jeff talks about our earlier guest Michael McGreevy and their history of meeting each other. Jeff also talks about the 2006 World Series anniversary and how he popularized goggles during the post-game celebration. Finally, we talk with Jeff about life after baseball and social media.

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Jeremy Rutherford joins the program in-studio to talk all things Blues as the team wraps up the season. JR answers which players he thinks will be back, including Jordan Kyrou, Parayko, Binnington, Robert Thomas, and more. As always, JR takes two-part questions from the audience.  

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Michael McGreevy joins us following the Cardinal comeback win last night. We talk about McGreevy’s performance last night and how he felt about his stuff. We also ask Mike about the emergence of Jordan Walker’s power and JJ Wetherholt’s performance and mindset. Michael also talks about the amount of comebacks so far this year and the energy in the dugout during those comebacks.  

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(00:00-00:27) You like transparency? We're behind and gotta catch up.

(00:35-4:58) A very Charlie Bucket interview with Soup. Starms may affect today's Infidelity Special.

(5:08-7:04) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...

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(00:00-17:34) Diana Russini stepping down from The Athletic. Not really defending herself with much veracity. Audio from "The Sports Gossip" podcast asking how the Russini/Vrabel situation is different from others like it in the past. The transactional nature of Insiders' dealings with sources. Listeners planning a drop coup.

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(24:24-50:44) Joined by former Cardinal pitcher, Jeff Suppan fresh off of morning carpool. Jeff Suppan AKA The Unknown DJ. Meeting and getting to know Michael McGreevy. He could have thrown 100 MPH...

(00:00-9:51) Sick Ween Wednesday. The Cheeky Cardinal Fan, Virginia, is on the phone lines. The importance of protein. Virginia says we've got what it takes to be a good team. Virginia has stolen Chairman's heart but she doesn't seem interested. Our friend JR just slid into the studio.

(10:00-32:31) JR is in studio and he was happy to hear from Virginia. The stretch sign. Talking Blues coming back from a three goal deficit. Monty not impressed with playing well when things don't matter. Last night could have been Binnington's last game in St. Louis...

(00:00-30:01) Watch and Hate. Martin's back and raring to go. Great comeback by the Redbirds. Nice little meaningless win for the Blues too. Busman's Special today. JJ Wetherholt, how do you do? Good point, Doug. Today's a 7 Hours of Radio kinda day. You know it's time to end QFTA when Jackson has to pee. 25% conversion rate. Gift cards on dates: yay or nay? Dating app etiquette. The lines are blurred in 2026.

(30:09-1:07:37) 2 Live Crew "Me So Horny" has aged well. Why am I on the witness stand? Some major bombshell news coming this morning...

Cardinals lose, Blues win, and Battlehawks came back on Sunday. Are we living in 1998? They are who we thought they were? Spanky Lavalier's runway. Oli Marmol's thoughts on the loss. Do I love it? No. Buh Bye. This collection of pills I have is for my hair loss. Can Jackson name the two MLB teams that debuted in 1998? Pevely supports the red hats. Snapbacks vs. Fitteds. A working man's daiquiri. Lots of controversial hat discussion.

Why are we enjoying HOV? 1998 hits. Gallup Poll on hat preferences. Fitted and forward, that's O.G. Jay-Z getting the rights from...

(00:00-8:06) Deep Impact or Armageddon? Carwash Dave isn't happy his texts don't get read and he's texted in quite a few times about it. Now someone's sending in topless pictures of the Cardinal Cowboy.

(8:14-17:33) Tubthumping. Will the Bonds family be there to watch Jordan Walker break his record? Would we do a wet T-shirt contest? Jeff Pearlman is like a hall monitor now. Maybe the creepiest text we've ever gotten.

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(00:00-4:11) The B side of MMMBop. Alright, you can move on from that. Just can't pitch around Walker with Fermin lurking. Just don't see Jordan Walker not breaking the all-time homerun record.

(4:19-10:02) Nice rebound, Jackson. The Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD...

(10:12-22:14) Jackson's having a big show despite the Hanson thing. Choppering into Como. The Athletic and the Dianna Russini situation. Sending out a trial balloon tweet. Doug Vaughn here with the Gray Lady.

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(00:00-25:17) Everything's gonna be alright......Rockabye. Favorite YouTube categories. Who are you to be the arbiter of music? The Bling Man. Ear Gauges. Jim Montgomery impressed with the support of the Blues fans last night. Doug's traffic woes. How many St. Louisans would recognize Magic Johnson. Ball Coach Steve on TikTok. More controversial hat talk. Kirsten Dunst's snaggle tooth.

(25:25-52:48) A recreational situation. The host of the Golden Globes just walking around here. Who's the most famous person you've been nearby? We goin' Sizzla. The narrative that Rory had an unfair advantage because of...

(00:00-36:32) Cardinals lose, Blues win, and Battlehawks came back on Sunday. Are we living in 1998? They are who we thought they were? Spanky Lavalier's runway. Oli Marmol's thoughts on the loss. Do I love it? No. Buh Bye. This collection of pills I have is for my hair loss. Can Jackson name the two MLB teams that debuted in 1998? Pevely supports the red hats. Snapbacks vs. Fitteds. A working man's daiquiri. Lots of controversial hat discussion.

(36:40-58:54) Why are we enjoying HOV? 1998 hits. Gallup Poll on hat preferences. Fitted and forward, that's O.G...

All emotions leads to love. Doug doesn't have any WNBA hats. Are the Battlehawks the lede over The Masters? Sophie Cunningham wanted nothing to do with Jackson. The Tina kits. Jordan Walker on pace for 76 homeruns. 1 or 2 at Augusta?

Doug chooses the lede and then we talk about every other topic. Batting averages aren't great. Revisiting some predictionary entries. You just got your ass owned in real time. A man's man from the shoulders up. Doug's the dad next door you wanna hang out with. RIP Blues. Thanks for the lottery pick, Detroit. Possible burner. Kinda surprising...

Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things Blues as the playoff hopes were officially squandered over the weekend. Kerbs talks about the conclusion of the season and what fans should be looking for. We also talk about the future of the franchise with the upcoming draft picks.  

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(00:00-15:21) Remember when Joe Stats used to play this at Quinton's? Look, Doug, it's James Carlton. There had to have been someone who missed Freese's homerun because they were in the bathroom. What do we talk about in July if the Cardinals are terrible? No low Am at the Masters. I LOVE THIS HOT BULL!! Major winners galore in the mix on Sunday.

(15:29-28:44) Teasing while in a light slumber. Oli Marmol talking about Jordan Walker's start to the season. Still not sure what to make of it. Over/Under on Walker's homeruns by...

(00:00-12:12) So What'd Your Grandma Think featuring Scottie Scheffler and Sergio Garcia. Rory's Friday round was incredible. What's Doug's problem today? A 5:00 shadow of hair where a barren wasteland used to be. Gotta protect the integrity of the sideburns. Shaving with a seashell. Needlepoint Thongs.

(12:20-26:55) A Gallup Poll in The Athletic about the best and worst run franchises in the NHL. Lettin' the fellas over here handle the ice hockey. Jazz Chisholm got a little confused at the end of the game.

(27:05-42:44) Coachella and Burning Man. Can't...

(00:00-9:33) Joined by the voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber to put a bow on the 2025-2026 Blues season. What went wrong? The poor start was too much to overcome. Who would be considered the team MVP this season? Logan Mailloux's second half. The future of the franchise and upcoming draft picks.

(9:41-20:45) Nine Catchers might be catchier than Navy Caps. Full Busch coming soon. Chris Pronger has released an excerpt from his book on negotiating a new deal in the middle of the night a little intoxicated. All night bookstores.

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(00:00-18:57) All emotions leads to love. Doug doesn't have any WNBA hats. Are the Battlehawks the lede over The Masters? Sophie Cunningham wanted nothing to do with Jackson. The Tina kits. Jordan Walker on pace for 76 homeruns. 1 or 2 at Augusta?

(19:05-1:00:35) Doug chooses the lede and then we talk about every other topic. Batting averages aren't great. Revisiting some predictionary entries. You just got your ass owned in real time. A man's man from the shoulders up. Doug's the dad next door you wanna hang out with. RIP Blues. Thanks for the lottery pick...

How many people didn't know the Blues played last night? Do the math. Icehouse Electric Blue. Marching powder and linen suits. Tape worms. Shane Lowry talking about how this could be the toughest Masters in years. Hangin' With Mr. Cooper. Can't life the food. Where's the McGreevy golf update?

A Dutch DJ and the Cardinals new victory anthem. Moonlght. Doug doesn't know the Dodgers victory song. Why don't you two kiss? Workshopping a new anthem. Maybe a slow down doo wop. A Turbo Hoosier Orchestra. Best guitar solos of all time. The Blue Cap movement has made...