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So much parity in the August EMOTD competition. Here we go, Redbirds, here we go. What percent of the audience has Apple TV? Boog Sciambi. Obie Trice was gonna roll him. Doug's not sure if he has Apple TV. Wars are brewing everywhere.Ella Langley is War Damn Eagle. Bailey Zimmerman. John Rooney had some comments on his disdain for Wrigley Field. The visitors clubhouse at Wrigley leaves a little to be desired. We get Navy Caps but per Jeff Jones it doesn't sound like we're gonna get Josh Baez this weekend. Jackson has a Cubs hat take. Chairman has...

(00:00-17:42) You will never be Cardinals. Thunderation. Tim's always enjoyed a good glass blowing. Curious of the reasons for not calling up Baez. Already missing the troughs at Faurot Field. Guys with powerful prostates. Toe tappin' with the boys. A whole pack of Kneuppels. Be dominant with the trough. The word was Yum.

(17:50-32:08) Mmmbop was '97. Jackson's MLB hat rankings. You lose points for 3 panels. Not a lot of male teachers doing OnlyFans. Chairman and Tim's OnlyCalves account. Katie Woo on John Mozeliak's return to baseball with the Angels.

(00:00-10:40) Was Olivia Munn with Aaron Rodgers during The Newsroom? Aaron Rodgers can be a little banty. Sounding like no Baez this weekend. Dan Jansen is in China and sending in pictures of himself. Who would be the Mizzou representative if Gameday came to Como?

(10:48-22:40) Colby's backwards MLB tattoo. Does Mizzou have a better chance at being 7-1 or 1-7 when Texas comes to town in November? Jackson's just gotta go in optimistically. Is there anything that could happen to Mizzou this year that would make Jackson cry?

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(00:00-15:23) The Eminem Show. Audio of Kyle Schwarber's home run last night in the Field of Dreams game. Even with a win our friend Hunter Brody was still not happy. Has a stepdad ever wed a stepson. The remote from Sauget at the Gateway Grizzlies stadium. The award winning Nick & The Badger.

(15:31-22:34) Don't hurt our feelings; we're just supple boys. Drops of the Week. Gonna be hard not to get emotional when you see the navy caps today. Fun with grammar. Short week, eh?

(22:44-44:08) Bailey Zimmerman is...

(00:00-13:36) So much parity in the August EMOTD competition. Here we go, Redbirds, here we go. What percent of the audience has Apple TV? Boog Sciambi. Obie Trice was gonna roll him. Doug's not sure if he has Apple TV. Wars are brewing everywhere.

(13:44-48:45) Ella Langley is War Damn Eagle. Bailey Zimmerman. John Rooney had some comments on his disdain for Wrigley Field. The visitors clubhouse at Wrigley leaves a little to be desired. We get Navy Caps but per Jeff Jones it doesn't sound like we're gonna get Josh Baez this weekend...

And we’re back... Iggy’s review of “Double Lives of Suburban Wives.” The GOAT, Caller Adam, joins us. Talking about the Zach Holland story. Iggy was arguing about it on a Facebook page.  Cardinal chatter. Busch Stadium attendance.  

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Nice little series win for the Cardinals. That's a Big Boy Series. What do you do with a Thursday off in Chicago? Big weekend at Wrigley. A game over .500 and surging into the longest road trip of the season. Cubs creepin' up on the Brewers. We need more good Stag Podcasts. Abella Danger's got a new podcast. They're madder than hornets in Philadelphia. Bram Stoker or Brent Stover?This isn't what Jackson meant to play. Dreams & Nightmares. Audio of the guys on the Phillies post game show and they're not happy with their club. Former Cardinal Ricky Bottalico sure is...

Brad Thompson joins the program to talk all things Redbirds following a huge series win against the Phillies. Brad talks about the bats getting after world-class arms like Wheeler and Sanchez, as well as the starting pitching out of Leahy and Pallante. Brad also shares his perspective on the perceived energy shift in the team post-deadline and the team’s resiliency.  

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(00:00-11:08) The legend John Coltrane. Unfortunately Mrs. Tim was listening to the last segment. Not what the player was hoping for. Holiday World. Frequent flyer miles at Lion's Choice. Mt. Rushmore of Six Flags rides.

(11:15-12:16) Little quickie cause we're low on time.

(12:26-13:01) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-12:31) You guys think Willie would come back? The lemur is back. Baseball America has the Cardinals ranked with the 2nd best farm system in baseball. How would Release The Hoosier affect Baseball America's rankings? There was one guy not happy with Doug for his RTH idea. Jose Bautista follows everybody. Chairman is the Man in the Arena. Notes app apologies.

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(28:08-40:36) Champion Tim. Seeking Doug Vaughn nirvana. Transcendental motivation. Doug doesn't really get too emotional about much. Come on...

(00:00-20:23) Is End of the Road about a cuck situation? Tim getting cucked by an Ursuline girl and a mixtape involved. Do simps long to be cucks? Martin's on thin ice. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about the win and getting the series victory. Prieto finally got himself a hit. Doug drugged his dog to get it to sleep. Is Baez gonna get the call up? Baez and Navy Caps at Wrigley.

(20:31-43:38) Joined by Cardinal broadcaster, Brad Thompson. Talking about the Cards win yesterday and the great at-bat by Herrera that led to...

(00:00-23:22) Nice little series win for the Cardinals. That's a Big Boy Series. What do you do with a Thursday off in Chicago? Big weekend at Wrigley. A game over .500 and surging into the longest road trip of the season. Cubs creepin' up on the Brewers. We need more good Stag Podcasts. Abella Danger's got a new podcast. They're madder than hornets in Philadelphia. Bram Stoker or Brent Stover?

(23:30-50:31) This isn't what Jackson meant to play. Dreams & Nightmares. Audio of the guys on the Phillies post game show and they're not happy with...

And we’re back... Iggy brings in the pouch. Bob Vollmer calls in. Bob coaches the beach volleyball team at McKendree. Now Ryan joins the show to check in on Pestus in Festus. Jake Reynolds is next to call in. Now it’s time for Steve in DeMun. Finally, Craig O’Neal calls in live from Arkansas.  

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Gordon Gecko slicked back hair. Nice little win for the Cardinals last night. Going Full Frank. Navy Caps On The Road are coming back, Jack. Doug's elderly dog issues. Gotta wonder if Anuk wanted to come in today because he knew the NCOTR announcement was coming. So it doesn't take 5 years to change uniforms? The Pep Band version of the song might have gotten the ball across the goal line. Baez and Navy Caps in Chicago? Chairman may go up on Saturday. Martin's the new rights holder on the show.Couldn't get Rihanna for the track so got Fergie instead...

Cardinals President of Business Operations, Anuk Karunaratne, joins the show in-studio. We talk with Anuk about the uniform survey results and the fans' overwhelming vote for the navy caps on the road. Anuk also shares other results from the survey, including how the Saturday cream and the powder blues stack up. Then Anuk shares his perspective on the previous disconnect between the team and the fan base and how they have tried to improve that over the last few years.  

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(00:00-9:50) This'll get you fired up for Cardinal baseball. Cardinal lineup is out and it seems like they may wanna get this over with quickly. You're nobody's fool. Feuerbach Optimization. And Doug has just suspended Ryan Spaeder.

(9:58-20:37) This song is so goated. The Colonel just released his mailbag on Power Mizzou with MizzouPlug. Wide delta for the Tigers this year. Hard to know before you see any games. Predictions based on reputations. Drink's only gotta win 8 to get an extension and 8 this year might be an accomplishment.

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(00:00-7:29) Cards get the win last night but still a few games back in the wild card. A fiery Stanek last night. Cardinal wins bring out the sundresses. We really think Release The Hoosier has some legs. Doug now wants a taser involved in it. The lemur still hasn't called in.

(7:37-19:33) Pick a side in the YouTube/Text Inbox war. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.

(19:43-30:58) Audio of Tony Larussa in the booth with Brad Thompson and Chip Caray talking about what makes a championship team. Sure would...

(00:00-24:14) Breaking down the conversation with Anuk Karunaratne. Gotta like the messaging coming from Anuk and Chaim Bloom. Martin escorted Anuk out down the narrow hallways. Baseball America's Tools rankings. Michelle Smallmon won't be able to join us today but she's throwing out the first pitch at today's Cardinal game. Chairman's arguing with Roaring Lemur in the YouTube chat. Call in Big Lemur.

(24:22-33:52) How's this feel? Doug's excited to have a new granddaughter. Gordie's coming around. Sibling rivalries and birth order.

(34:02-48:36) The TMA ecosystem. John Rice calls...

(00:00-28:61) Gordon Gecko slicked back hair. Nice little win for the Cardinals last night. Going Full Frank. Navy Caps On The Road are coming back, Jack. Doug's elderly dog issues. Gotta wonder if Anuk wanted to come in today because he knew the NCOTR announcement was coming. So it doesn't take 5 years to change uniforms? The Pep Band version of the song might have gotten the ball across the goal line. Baez and Navy Caps in Chicago? Chairman may go up on Saturday. Martin's the new rights holder on the show.

(28:59-52:44) Couldn't get...

And we’re back... Doug is a Grandpa for the 2nd time! Before meeting his 2nd grandchild, he must endure the Sword of Damocles. Pouch talk. Stories of Anna Benson. Listener on listener crime. Chase Richards and Iggy’s magical night.  

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Come hang out with us for the next five hours. A moment of gratitude that the audience was not receptive to. Like Dido in so many ways. Another Redbird nipping. That one hurt. Oli Marmol on the good at-bats and having a shot but coming up short. Yellow's their tertiary color. After Walker you don't have a lot of confidence in the lineup. Cesar Prieto still hitless. Martin's out on Gorman. Phillies love their mountain men. Who voices the Cardinals 2026 World Series video? Are you having a kid? The grandkid can wait; Ken calls. Kissing Jessica Stein coming up on...

(00:00-12:46) Mizzou just announced that Sheryl Crow will be sining the National Anthem at Faurot. Jeff Suppan is on the line checking in with us. It's Tom Petty Tuesday. Won't Back Down at The Swamp. Mt. Rushmore of Tom Petty songs. The Scott Spiezio book. How much were the teammates aware of Spiezio's issues while they were going on? School's started so Soup has some free time. Still wanna get Ataca La Zona off the ground and running. Doug's the closer's closer.

(12:54-15:41) Nice to hear from Jeff Suppan. Little Winston. A little Kennedy...

(00:00-17:44) Terry Crouppen joins us in studio. The Raja of Rip. Sons of Arthritis. Overusing ibuprofen. Age 80 is when the chickens come home to roost. Old courtroom tales. Defending people that you know are guilty. The alleged murderer was a personable guy. Terry's not planning on writing a book.

(17:52-30:31) New hour, new theme. An ode to Earl Weaver. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.

(30:41-36:33) Where were you in '92? Doug has a new grandchild but we still don't know the gender. We love our prostates. Chairman was winning...

(00:00-18:39) King of Wishful Thinking. Corey Feldman dances like Michael Jackson. Get ready for a Murderer's Row of callers. Larry Nickel here to recap some wrestling. Hope Solo and Prod Joe. Well that's Danhausen for ya. Jackson is the Danhausen of this program. Iggy's up next on the phone lines. Ken's life was in that pouch. Defending the pouch. Still need that Brody stick.

(18:47-46:35) Bangers from '92. Mr. Big. What pushed grunge music out? Dawson's Creek. The new TLC show about Suburban Wives. Shhhhh, the boss walked by. Ok, now back to ENM...

(00:00-30:40) Come hang out with us for the next five hours. A moment of gratitude that the audience was not receptive to. Like Dido in so many ways. Another Redbird nipping. That one hurt. Oli Marmol on the good at-bats and having a shot but coming up short. Yellow's their tertiary color. After Walker you don't have a lot of confidence in the lineup. Cesar Prieto still hitless. Martin's out on Gorman. Phillies love their mountain men. Who voices the Cardinals 2026 World Series video? Are you having a kid? The grandkid can wait; Ken calls. Kissing Jessica Stein coming...

And we’re back... Rafe Williams of the Rizz Show swings by briefly. Iggy tells a pouch story and the tale of his Facebook video. Golfing. Podcasts. WNBA.

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Don't even think about asking for a text name change today. Jackson's back but we're all back. Would the NBA work at The Ozarks? Another Matthew Liberatore start, ah yes. Joshua Baez call up coming? Jake McCarthy's unique game over the weekend. Audio of Oli talking about JJ Wetherholt's big day.Michael McGreevy just can't seem to get himself a win. Robert Pattinson portraying Chris Hansen in the 'To Catch A Predator' movie. Skin flapping at Shady Gators. Jackson's lake weekend. What'd you shoot, boi? The Girls Next Door run in the aughts. Should we do a Boys Next Door...

Michael McGreevy calls in at the drop of a (navy) hat to talk about his take on the Cardinals uniforms. We talk about piping on the home pants and navy caps. We also talk with Michael about his outing yesterday and pitching in the heat.

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Chris Kerber joins the show to give us an update on the NHL offseason from the Blues perspective. Kerbs talks about the TV situation and the health of the NHL overall. Kerbs also shares his thoughts on the rising salaries for NHL players and salary cap topics.  

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(00:00-00:00) Look everybody, it's James Carlton. Talking the top downloaded segments of TMA. The data may be a little skewed because of us switching podcast platforms. Banty little roosters about the interview on Friday. Does Tim have a hickey? Or is that a third nipple?

(00:00-19:11) Is Mark Morrison still alive? Who's your favorite New Edition member? Rolling solo to the New Edition concert. Chairman didn't grab a rose. Jackson's twisted femurs.

(19:21-25:57) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-6:46) People confuse Tim and James Taylor. Follicly challenged. Speedy Quis in Starkville. JJ Wetherholt with a pretty good shot to win the NL ROY. Diggin' ditches with a shovel.

(6:54-27:43) Sick changeup, bro. Tim chatted it up with Oli and McGreevy and McGreevy talked about "Navy Caps On The Road." Stripes on the home whites? They say it makes em look 'Dumpy.' McGreevy is calling in to defend his (putrid) home pant take. He is still pro navy caps on the road. His start over the weekend.

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(00:00-14:35) Joined by voice of the Blues Chris Kerber. What's going on in the hockey world? Kerbs has no idea. Little bit of a slow time. Gary Bettman getting booed is a right of passage. Talking the NHL's TV situation and the health of the league as a whole. Rising NHL salaries and financial talk. Would the Blues welcome an NBA team like the Trail Blazers to St. Louis? League expansion.

(14:43-47:32) Doug wants to do 6 hours. Chairman's got his War Gerbil shirt on today. We've stolen two NFL teams, let's make it 3. Is...

(00:00-18:13) Don't even think about asking for a text name change today. Jackson's back but we're all back. Would the NBA work at The Ozarks? Another Matthew Liberatore start, ah yes. Joshua Baez call up coming? Jake McCarthy's unique game over the weekend. Audio of Oli talking about JJ Wetherholt's big day.

(18:21-39:57) Michael McGreevy just can't seem to get himself a win. Robert Pattinson portraying Chris Hansen in the 'To Catch A Predator' movie. Skin flapping at Shady Gators. Jackson's lake weekend. What'd you shoot, boi? The Girls Next Door run in the...

Tim is such a talent. Tim's list of FBS teams he has seen. Where were you when Mario Chalmers hit that three? Last day to get a text name change until next month. Sometimes outright racist. The lede is our new chair and Doug's happy little caboose. Congrats to Mizzou on their retroactive 1960 National Championship. The Purdue AD may have stepped in it yesterday. Prod Joe and Gene Keady. Best hair on college coaches. Concrete boats. Tiger Nationalism at it's finest right there. Papers is heading to LOTO to ball strike. Local guy who faked a hole-in-one and is gaining...

Jon Jay joins us to talk about his upcoming event at Family Golf and Learning Center on Sunday. Jon also talks about the Cardinals performance so far this season and some of the things that have really excited him. Jon also talks about coaching and how he’s enjoyed it so far. Jon Jay also talks about his Miami Hurricanes and their upcoming football & hoops season.  

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Unique bangs. Ever go to any Oakville proms in the 80's? Check out my matted tufts this weekend. Doug's weekend plans. Yabba dabba doo.

Auburn and Tre Mason running all over Mizzou in the SEC Championship game. Yachts on LOTO. New season of Ted Lasso. Feelin' great and fulfilled.

And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-16:47) Did Akon do a full set? Offers for Lake Tribbing. Relationships built on a foundation of trust. Mt. Rushmore of Notorious BIG songs. Iggy's Crestfallen Accountant calls in and wants to thank the dais for helping him get through a rough day. Doug wants to up it to six hours per day. His wife doesn't listen to the show. Lots of shots at the skeleton. This show's fungus effect. "I ain't forced to listen." We're lousy with Sharons. Charter member Martin Kilcoyne.

(16:55-28:09) Undeniable banger here. Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.

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(00:00-26:54) Basic beds and nothing but jams. Catchers and Turtle from Entourage are the only ones allowed to wear their hat backwards. The Knicks E-Sports team. Audio of The Cat on Foul Territory talking about not counting out the Cardinals just yet. TMAU went 2-0 last night to keep hope alive. The Bobblehead Bandit. Ladies with plugs in texting in. Schneidthorst. Old Timey photos at Lake of the Ozarks. Ciggy breath. Lamberts. Ol' Norm's Pass Arounds. Tall women who chew. Chairman's sweet on LIllith Khan.

(27:02-36:41) I Got 5 On It. Doug, you wanna go...

(00:00-30:37) Tim is such a talent. Tim's list of FBS teams he has seen. Where were you when Mario Chalmers hit that three? Last day to get a text name change until next month. Sometimes outright racist. The lede is our new chair and Doug's happy little caboose. Congrats to Mizzou on their retroactive 1960 National Championship. The Purdue AD may have stepped in it yesterday. Prod Joe and Gene Keady. Best hair on college coaches. Concrete boats. Tiger Nationalism at it's finest right there. Papers is heading to LOTO to ball strike. Local guy who faked a hole-in-one and...

And we’re back... Jon Hamm’s appearance on TMA. Ms. Elizabeth. Sassy Cassy. Old Rock & Roll stars. The Ballwin Beer Bitch calls in with tales of lesbianism. Patio furniture.  

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