The Morning After STL

Fridays are for phone calls. Doggies beat that scrappy Sporting KC bunch. Enough soccer talk. The Late Night Score. Doug fixes the beautiful game. What's the alternative, bitch? Estate sales. Secret MLB schedule drop. Bryce Harper isn't worried about a work stoppage. Will we have a Spring Training next year? Tim's Get Ready With Me videos. McGreevy's parents driving him to Phoenix.

Tim's reached his breaking point and has left the show. Opening Day Meet & Greet with TMA. Layering up for the winter season. Audio of Adam Wainwright's response to Brandon Walker. Where did the 'Best Fans...

(00:00-22:02) Last time the Cardinals wore navy caps to open the season. Audio from the To The Majors with former MLB pitcher Shawn Tolleson talking about the goal of getting to the Major Leagues. Bryce Harper doesn't love the idea of his son playing baseball unless he really wants to. Youth sports. People are ready to run through a brick wall for Coach Doug.

(22:10-29:59) The Great Flood of 93. Jackson is getting pool invites. Someone has to be in charge. Peeing in pools. Bikins and weenies. The cure is worse than the disease.

(00:00-10:27) Doug, you wanted more Offset, you got it. Audio of Joe Roderick talking it over with St. Louisan Ryan Howard about Jordan Walker and the HR Derby. Is the All Star Game in trouble?

(10:35-31:28) Marky Mark plays a round of golf in like 90 minutes. Boston Fun: Fun but Stressful. EMOTD. Craig O'Neil calls in for a Judge Reinhold update for Martin before he leaves for onboarding. Feel sorry that Doug has been reduced to this.

(31:38-38:00) We'll just read the entire Blues schedule this segment. I love...

(00:00-18:15) Jackson is not looking forward to Will Ferrell's new show. Reviews are in and they're not great. Stick was good. Adam McKay and Will Ferrell's famous falling out that we don't know anything about. Comedic actors with two decades plus of staying power.

(18:23-26:48) This year's Home Run Derby on Netflix was one of the least viewed in the last 20 years. 53% of households in the U.S. have a Netflix account.

(26:48-1:05:11) Breast high shrubs. And here comes Sam Burns. Drops of the Week. It's hard to do 25...

(00:00-31:05) Fridays are for phone calls. Doggies beat that scrappy Sporting KC bunch. Enough soccer talk. The Late Night Score. Doug fixes the beautiful game. What's the alternative, bitch? Estate sales. Secret MLB schedule drop. Bryce Harper isn't worried about a work stoppage. Will we have a Spring Training next year? Tim's Get Ready With Me videos. McGreevy's parents driving him to Phoenix.

(31:13-46:16) Tim's reached his breaking point and has left the show. Opening Day Meet & Greet with TMA. Layering up for the winter season. Audio of Adam Wainwright's response to Brandon Walker...

And we’re back... Driving Ken around. Shoutouts. Hitchhiking. Ken’s plans for the day. Doug doesn’t understand. Traveling. Tableside service. Ken’s DMs. Old insidestl days.  

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Martin likes to toe the line. Papers is back and feeling himself. Friend of the show Michael McGreevy scheduled to join us at 8. Johnny Load will check in with us at 8:30. Why do you hate the ESPYs? The audience is on notice. Doug says England and Argentina is the lede. Did England park the bus too soon?Don't cry for me Argentina. Biebs performing at the World Cup Final. Alex Smalley on top of the leaderboard at The Open. Firm and dry. The envy complex. Brandon Walker is a real burr in the saddle of Cardinal fans. A belly button...

Brad Thompson joins the show and we kick off the conversation with a discussion on bathroom locks. Once we settle that, we discuss Jordan Walker at the HR Derby and his emergence from a national standpoint. We also ask Brad for his perspective on Jordan Walker’s long term future in St. Louis. Finally, we discuss young pitching in the Cardinals organization and what that could look like for the 2026 big league team.  

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John Rodrgiuez joins the show to talk about his days on the Cardinals. We talk with John about his famous nickname situation with Tony La Russa. We also talk about John’s career with the Cardinals, including 2005 in Houston and winning the World Series in 2006.  

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(00:00-9:48) It's time for Market Moves. The price to take pictures with some athletes at Fanatics Fest. The incel bat signal. Who's the most famous person you have a picture with? Little Bill. Fupas per capita. Heart attack grill.

(9:56-13:08) The Tim & Ozzie picture is now up on Instagram. A bearclaw claw machine. Doug likes a stollen.

(13:18-15:04) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-21:25) It finally happened. Tim walked in on someone in the unlocked bathroom. Brad Thompson joins the show and we kick off the conversation with a discussion on bathroom locks. Once we settle that, we discuss Jordan Walker at the HR Derby and his emergence from a national standpoint.  Brad gives us his perspective on Jordan Walker's long-term future in St. Louis. What has he heard about some of the young guys in the system making their way up? Brad's heading to the San Diego zoo.

(21:33-32:18) E-Mail of the Day

(00:00-16:07) Mt. Rushmore of Sabby Carpenter songs. She's a tiny little thing. Leaderboard update at The Open. Martin's Argentina nugget. Peppering Jackson with audio kisses. The ESPN UK dais talking about England's loss. Argentina sure has a nice flag.

(16:15-38:52) Former Cardinal, John Rodriguez joins the show. The origin of the nickname Tony Larussa gave him. Joining the Cardinals in 05. He can still hit at age 48. Putting his names on his cleats. Facing the Astros in Houston in 05 and the Pujols homerun off Lidge. J-Rod had the last RBI at Busch Stadium 2. Tim absolutely...

(00:00-23:05) Martin likes to toe the line. Papers is back and feeling himself. Friend of the show Michael McGreevy scheduled to join us at 8. Johnny Load will check in with us at 8:30. Why do you hate the ESPYs? The audience is on notice. Doug says England and Argentina is the lede. Did England park the bus too soon?

(23:13-54:32) Don't cry for me Argentina. Biebs performing at the World Cup Final. Alex Smalley on top of the leaderboard at The Open. Firm and dry. The envy complex. Brandon Walker is a real burr in...

The futures market is moving—and The Spread Zone is getting there early.

Riz, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break down their betting cards for the 2026 British Open at Royal Birkdale, early NFL season-long player markets, and MLB futures as we head into the second half of the season.

On the golf board, the guys reveal their outright picks, Tim’s favorite prop, and a long shot parlay. Then onto football, Anthony's passing, rushing, and receiving leaders. Plus Riz's favorite over under's before the season kicks off. Finally, they head to the ballpark. The teams (not...

And we’re back... DFS Showdown. We talk about gift card giveaways. Do gift cards expire? Caller Ellen calls in to hold Ken accountable. Doug calls an end to Iggy bashing for the day. Iggy’s idea for apps. The Double Lives of Suburban Wives is coming out soon on TLC featuring our swinger friends.  

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More like Don Knotts than Barry White. Breakfast buffets. Cardinal All-Stars flying commercial to the ASG. Martin and Iggy's near collision in the parking lot yesterday. Chairman has submitted a FOIA request to pull the security footage. Snooze fest in Philly last night. Riley O'Brien smoking Junior Caminero. Jackson's new voice has people stacked. Cigarette holders. Doug's 75,000 unread emails. Road rage.Jackson apologizes for his France to advance play from yesterday. The World Cup/ASG crossover was filling time. Vaughn wants to change the name of soccer to kickball. What are people more locked in on locally: World Cup or...

(00:00-11:22). Doug's handing out suspensions. Tim's golf picks on The Spread Zone. Interest levels in The Open. Earnings for the top 4 finishers of The World Cup. What about the women? Crowd sourcing. We gotta break.

(11:30-16:32) Papers on the mend feeling like an 8/10. Jackson might live bet today's England/Argentina match. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about enjoying the HR Derby. Was that audio playing at 2x?

(16:42-18:22) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-5:50) Allegations that our only callers are guys Tim met at Shamrock's in St. Peters. More room for the fixins. You need some poutine in your life. Doug's a dry guy.

(5:58-16:24) Raspberry Beret. Is Buffalo or Atlanta the wing capital of the world? E-Mail of the Day.

(16:34-34:37) Pour some sugar on Tim. Jackson's ready to start eating again. Doug brushed his teeth with sunblock. Lotta things starting to make more sense now. ESPN has ranked the Cardinals top prospects. A fun Doug guessing game. Some boy beef...

(00:00-15:05). Does Doug own a fez? Audio of Jordan Walker on the red carpet before the ASG talking derby and how much sleep he got that night. Who was the biggest "Dig Me" guy? Sassie Cassie. Johnny Load.

(15:13-30:58) How will you be handling watching The Open? Good weather forecasted for the weekend at The Open. Rory got a little dark when asking about his legacy 100 years from now. Don't talk golf, don't talk baseball, don't talk Home Run Derby. Something about MLS. We're not taking requests.

(31:08-52:09) Toto...

(00:00-34:30). More like Don Knotts than Barry White. Breakfast buffets. Cardinal All-Stars flying commercial to the ASG. Martin and Iggy's near collision in the parking lot yesterday. Chairman has submitted a FOIA request to pull the security footage. Snooze fest in Philly last night. Riley O'Brien smoking Junior Caminero. Jackson's new voice has people stacked. Cigarette holders. Doug's 75,000 unread emails. Road rage.

(34:38-56:18) Jackson apologizes for his France to advance play from yesterday. The World Cup/ASG crossover was filling time. Vaughn wants to change the name of soccer to kickball. What are people...

And we’re back... Jackson playing hurt. Reliving the magic of 1380 the Woman. Talking muffins. Talking about the TV series “The Five Star Weekend”. Iggy’s recollection of this show is shaky at best. We start talking about the killing floors and the slaughter process.  

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Papers is back. Jordan Walker's coming out party is taking the heat of Jackson faking his illness. Playing the villain. People seemed to enjoy the new format. Audio of the call of the Derby winning home run. Barry Bonds talking about Jordan Walker's performance. 31 HRs in 53 swings.Summer '98. Audio of Kyle Schwarber after the derby tipping his cap to Jordan Walker. Jordan Walker talking about 40,000 people booing him at 'The Bank.' Audio of Walker and his family on the Netflix set after the derby.It's Taboo's birthday. The Silent One. Jayson Stark comparing Walker to Chris Carpenter. Audio...

Jose Fermin joins us on the phone lines talking about being in Philly last night for the HR Derby. His cousin who works for the Phillies hooked him up with tickets. Last night had the intensity of a playoff game. He was the only Cardinal fans in his section. The Philly fans were intense. Walker performing under pressure in front of the raucous Philly crowd. He likes the nickname "Ferminator." Could he pitch or catch? He'll be at the game tonight as well.

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(00:00-12:46) People are jumping off ship and heading to Joy 99 FM. Papers Flu Game. EMOTD.

(12:54-26:38) How long does Doug have to listen to this? Jackson is just grinding. Home remedies from Nonna. Meek and feeble. Don't bring that back handed nonsense. Don't straw man me, ho. Replaying the audio of Barry Bonds talking about it being the greatest HR Derby he's ever seen.

(26:48-28:16) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-13:34) Listen to these vocals. The new Will Ferrell show. Angry and agro. Lots of Jordan Walker and home run derby discussion.

(13:42-29:08) Look, Doug. Terry Crouppen is back in studio. Talking travels with Terry. St. Louis is gray and needs painted bright colors. Andy stays walking his dog. Didn't there used to be a wall there? The stink of failure. Safaris.

(28:18-42:27) Jackson's playing hurt today. We've got Jose Fermin on the phone lines who was in Philly last night for the HR Derby. His cousin who works...

(00:00-25:14) Martin thought about bringing Jackson some soup but he didn't. Martin's never wrong. John Rice (Troublemaker from Cape Giraredeau) is on phone lines. Troublemaker says Martin's a 'cool dude.' Makes the trip up from the Cape for Cardinal games about 20-25 times a year. Larry Nickel is up next. Larry watched both Raw and The Derby last night. You don't boo nobodies.

(25:22-39:16) Tim's theme song. Someone wants a text audit from like 5 years ago. Comps to Dave Winfield. Never would have seen that moment from last night coming. Sounds like Tim's...

(00:00-19:08) Papers is back. Jordan Walker's coming out party is taking the heat of Jackson faking his illness. Playing the villain. People seemed to enjoy the new format. Audio of the call of the Derby winning home run. Barry Bonds talking about Jordan Walker's performance. 31 HRs in 53 swings.

(19:16-32:12) Summer '98. Audio of Kyle Schwarber after the derby tipping his cap to Jordan Walker. Jordan Walker talking about 40,000 people booing him at 'The Bank.' Audio of Walker and his family on the Netflix set after the derby.

(32:22-59:31...

Iggy's Subway date with Big Mike from Jamaica. Iggy's promotional junket. Iggy got his screen fixed. Farms in JeffCo. Big Mike from Jamaica calls in to talk about the big sandwich event last week. He only came to see Iggy. Iggy and Big Mike share a birthday. Tiger Woods baseball cards. The business of baseball cards. Dave Portnoy's new book "Cancel Me If You Can." Audiobooks.

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Doug's back and ready to dive right in. Papers still out sick. Cards drop the finale against the Braves. Identical record through 95 games as last season. Masyn Winn with the unforced error yesterday. And now it's off to Fontana. Doug thinks Burleson should have made the ASG. Mt. Rushmore of Dougs. Papers missed out on his lake trip. What percent of Mizzou graduates are hoosiers? Did Doug get hacked?

Late one on Friday night for the Cards and Braves. Violence in the stands between Tim's kids over a foul ball. Liberatore was good on Saturday thru 3 2/3. Just...

Voice of the Bllues, Chris Kerber joins us. Excited for a schedule release coming later this week. Expanding the regular season and reducing the pre season. Shortened training camp. How will Leo Carlsson making $18M have an effect on the rest of the league? Blues bringing back Oskar Sundqvist. Crowded lineup top to bottom. Is Kerbs expecting any more major moves before the start of the season?

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(00:00-16:41) Look, Doug. It's James Carlton. James is trying to lure Doug to Columbia for the Arkansas Pine Bluff game. Mizzou win total set at 6.5. Watching early morning golf for The Open. Mt. Rushmore of non Greatest Show on Turf Rams. Gonna be good to have Bobby Boots back. James's athletic achievements.

(16:49-35:50) People want an address to send their get well wishes to Jackson. Audio of a divorce lawyer talking about the problem with marriages and being on Instagram. Tim's one of the great perverts of our time. Taylor Sheridan's mountainous traps.

(00:00-11:47) Is there an update on Martin being tasked with getting a stick signed by the Tkachuk family for Iggy? Doug's soft touch. Audio of Novak Djokovic who wasn't happy with the reporter's question. Conspiracy theories about Jackson's whereabouts.

(11:55-27:50) Sources are saying the Tkachuk boys are out in Tahoe for some golf. Marty Fish chasing down Joe Pavelski. Celebrity golf talk. The Open this week. And now it's onto Carnoustie. Jack Wagner and Al Stewart. White Sox are on a heater. Odds on the HR Derby Winner.

(28:00-35:52...

(00:00-10:48) Voice of the Bllues, Chris Kerber joins us. Excited for a schedule release coming later this week. Expanding the regular season and reducing the pre season. Shortened training camp. How will Leo Carlsson making $18M have an effect on the rest of the league? Blues bringing back Oskar Sundqvist. Crowded lineup top to bottom. Is Kerbs expecting any more major moves before the start of the season?

(10:57-24:20) Blow Johnny Blow. So What'd Your Grandma Think featuring Dustin May. Chairman has a Dustin May grievance. Red sleeves at home, navy caps on the...

(00:00-27:10) Doug's back and ready to dive right in. Papers still out sick. Cards drop the finale against the Braves. Identical record through 95 games as last season. Masyn Winn with the unforced error yesterday. And now it's off to Fontana. Doug thinks Burleson should have made the ASG. Mt. Rushmore of Dougs. Papers missed out on his lake trip. What percent of Mizzou graduates are hoosiers? Did Doug get hacked?

(27:18-53:53) Late one on Friday night for the Cards and Braves. Violence in the stands between Tim's kids over a foul ball. Liberatore was...

Cam's back for more. Cam's always up early and doesn't like curtains. Look out for deer. Yoink. Let's crack a beer. Martin texting Papers for soccer picks. July strikes the Cardinals again. One game behind their 2025 pace. Bullpen innings are starting to catch up to em. Base stealers 50 for their last 50 against Herrera. Third base problem. Crooks came and went with the swiftness. Jordan Walker.

Evil Calvin wants to clean house. How will we remember the Bruce Zimmerman era? Divorce rates. Cam likes Belgium. World Cup getting huge ratings in STL & KC. Huge missed opportunity for the...

(00:00-14:50) The difference in Twitter and Instargram. Martin just joined IG. Muting vs. Blocking. Cam used to go home and watch his fights. The Laser Hair Helmet. Is Cam ready to shave his head? Michael Jordan and Bruce Willis are the patron saints of bald heads. Cam wants Chairman to give The Sopranos a try this weekend.

(14:58-26:42) How many W's do the Cards get against the Braves this weekend. Tim's son is baseball crazy. Fantasy Radio. Hanna Yates on the original ATMA.

(26:52-28:51) And the winner of the...

(00:00-10:07) You can tell a Chairman Kurt beat when you hear it. Jordan Walker in the HR derby. Looking back to Walker's spring training. Tim posted the Barry Bonds picture on his IG. Meatball sandwiches don't travel well.

(10:15-17:25) E-Mail of the Day

(17:35-26:11) Cam doesn't like R&B. Country Boy at heart. Tony Twist is out and about with Cam all the time. The owner of the Hurricanes is catching some hell. Putting his dog's name on The Cup before a long time trainer. Scottie Scheffler's made cut...

(00:00-10:33) Dimebag Daryl. Groove metal. Sorry, aux was off. Drop symphony. Chairman has a wheelhouse of young women sounding stupid. Iggy got sideways with Lana Rhodes.

(10:41-42:37) Rich Gould getting into AI music. Chairman and Uncle Rich collab album. Uncle Rich's next book, Paulie The Puck. Stu Grimson. Joe Buck and Real Housewives. Podcasts and long form conversations. Tim's white whale interview guest. Interviewing Barry Bonds. Chasing guys for sport. Martin's white whale. Who would Cam want to interview? Hockey guys are one uppers. Tim's thick, luscious hair. Marcus Allen.

(00:00-25:49) Cam's back for more. Cam's always up early and doesn't like curtains. Look out for deer. Yoink. Let's crack a beer. Martin texting Papers for soccer picks. July strikes the Cardinals again. One game behind their 2025 pace. Bullpen innings are starting to catch up to em. Base stealers 50 for their last 50 against Herrera. Third base problem. Crooks came and went with the swiftness. Jordan Walker.

(25:57-59:05) Evil Calvin wants to clean house. How will we remember the Bruce Zimmerman era? Divorce rates. Cam likes Belgium. World Cup getting huge ratings in STL & KC...

Cam Janssen was scared to face Iggy. TMA handoff on 101? The dark days of The Morning Grind. Inside baseball discussion with some TMA history. Time to address the Iggy and Whoopi Goldberg rumor. Subway Mike. Iggy will sign sandwiches. The audience isn't real keen on this sandwich promotion. Time is a flat circle. The hat promotion rolls on.

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