The Morning After STL

We're gonna take 25 calls today and we'll set aside 5 for guys. Daddy's starting to lose hope. Cards just don't look very good. Quinn Mathews getting the ball tomorrow. Rally around Bryan Torres. Precipitous falloffs in July. Bring your own damn receipts. Grand pappy was very wise. A Virtual Throuple with Steve Kerr & Angel Reese. Martin's talked himself into 7-5 for Mizzou this year. Is Haenchen homeless? Over/Under win total for the Illini. Beware the Bruin.Happy Birthday Fatboy Slim. We are the official unofficial home of the Trail Blazers. A future deal between Portland and the Blazers seems to...

SLU head coach Josh Schertz joins us on a rainy morning in STL to talk SLU Hoops offseason and their open practice tonight. Coach Schertz gives us his perspective on his squad and some of the transfers who are joining the Billikens this season. How does Coach Schertz attack the summer? We also ask Josh Schertz about the Trailblazers situation and the viability of the NBA in St. Louis.  

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(00:00-1:44) Trying to go into the weekend with some positivity. We need to build a fire in this studio. Super long segments today so we're gonna be quick.

(1:52-11:26) Discipline, discipline, discipline. Jackson's talking head videos. A gerbil up the pant leg. Jorts are coming back for the youngs. Touching Martin's yellow journalism. Observing boys at the mall.

(11:36-12:42) And the winner of the EMOTD is..

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(00:00-25:58) Happy 64th Birthday, Wesley Snipes. Congrats to the Banty Roosters softball team on their league championship. Eatin' M&Ms in right field. Audio of Lars Nootbar talking about forgetting the outs and taking responsibility for the loss. Oli Marmol on the loss and the state of the team as they head on the road. A Doug guessing game. Emerson Hancock. Natty Nate is on the lines and he has a trade deadline report. Natty Nate's not super optimistic since the All Star break. PTO Vaughn. Doug is in Natty Nate's cross hairs.

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(00:00-17:01) A music libertarian. Audio of Larry Hughes talking about the idea of St. Louis being able to support an NBA team. More NBA/STL discussion. Stop talking NBA and talk Doggies. Are you a big time city if you don't have the NFL? We should probably apologize.

(17:09-33:57) A hard cut to Doug dancing at the Vianney Father/Son Dance. Nestling up in the hammock with a Nancy Drew book. SEND HELP. Drops of the Week. Still can't believe Papers missed the opportunity to ball strike with Robert Thomas. Who's the NBA equivalent...

(00:00-40:58) We're gonna take 25 calls today and we'll set aside 5 for guys. Daddy's starting to lose hope. Cards just don't look very good. Quinn Mathews getting the ball tomorrow. Rally around Bryan Torres. Precipitous falloffs in July. Bring your own damn receipts. Grand pappy was very wise. A Virtual Throuple with Steve Kerr & Angel Reese. Martin's talked himself into 7-5 for Mizzou this year. Is Haenchen homeless? Over/Under win total for the Illini. Beware the Bruin.

(41:06-1:01:17) Happy Birthday Fatboy Slim. We are the official unofficial home of the Trail Blazers. A future...

And we’re back... Iggy’s weekend. Who’s the coolest guy in the world? Meat sticks. Screenshot bandits. Sopranos. Airport pickup. Where Iggy finds stag. The hate listen.  

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Everybody just take a deep breath. Folksy Doug listening to traffic updates. Weather vanes. Big win for the Redbirds. Maybe Dustin May will wanna stay now. Audio of Ivan Herrera's game winning hit in the 10th. PCA's HR in the 10th was a gut punch. Papers left the game in the 8th. Very Strodesy. Audio of a rabid Cubs fan live streaming the game last night. Hologram Guy. Welcome back to Middle School Boys. Rank the Baldwins. I like Scott and Art. Jock straps are folksy. Would you rather have three nipple or one? Eric in the CWE checking in...

Former Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal joins us in-studio to talk it over. We discuss Trevor’s recent venture in coaching Gateway Gold softball here in STL in hopes of getting a pro softball team here. We reminisce on some high points of Trevor’s career, including closing out the 2013 NLCS. We also talk velocity and training for pitchers in order to get up to 100 mph. We also talk about some of his former teammates, including Matt Holliday.  

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Brad Thompson joins the show to talk all things Cardinals following the walk off win. First we talk ham salad, then we dive into the Redbirds. Brad shares his perspective on Dustin May and whether last night could have been his last start in a Cardinal uniform. We also talk the “must win” feel of the game last night and other trade deadline topics.  

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(00:00-15:07) Doug's Closet Hanger has declared that the Cardinals WILL win today. Chairman Steve calls in to let us know he had a ham salad sandwich yesterday. Sounds like Papers isn't going to be able to make it out to golf with Robert Thomas today. A quick PSA from Steve about driving in Demun. Mt. Rushmore of restaurants in Demun. Steve just ramblin'.

(15:15-22:02) Steve's call didn't really go over well in the text inbox. Cardinal lineup is out for the Busman's Special. Tim needs 15 wins for the over bet to cover.

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(00:00-22:26) Joined by former Cardinal pitcher, Trevor Rosenthal in-studio. Coaching the St. Louis Gateway Gold softball team with former Cardinal Kyle McLellan. Hoping to get St. Louis a team in this professional league. Reminiscing on the highlights of his career. Closing out the 2013 NLCS. Playing the Matt Holliday drop impersonating Rosenthal. Did he really want to be a starter? Who does he keep up with from his time with the Cardinals? Could he get thru an inning right now?

(22:34-28:45) Martin's a gentleman and walks the guests out. Rosenthal was alarmed at how nice...

(00:00-19:53) Joined by Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson getting his take on ham salad. Getting Brad's take on the Cardinals' skid as of late. Pulling out a win late last night. Seems like maybe Dustin May will be getting traded after getting pulled last night. What kind of return could May bring? PCA's pimp job. Does it bother opposing players? Trade deadline looming.

(20:01-43:13) Was Iggy offered job at The Fan in Toronto? Article in The Oregonian makes it sound like Portland fans are getting a little worried. The scene at Pietro's gives Papers the...

(00:00-39:52) Everybody just take a deep breath. Folksy Doug listening to traffic updates. Weather vanes. Big win for the Redbirds. Maybe Dustin May will wanna stay now. Audio of Ivan Herrera's game winning hit in the 10th. PCA's HR in the 10th was a gut punch. Papers left the game in the 8th. Very Strodesy. Audio of a rabid Cubs fan live streaming the game last night. Hologram Guy. Welcome back to Middle School Boys. Rank the Baldwins. I like Scott and Art. Jock straps are folksy. Would you rather have three nipple or one? Eric in the CWE...

Football's back! At least on The Spread Zone.

This week, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan and Anthony Stalter dive into the Big 10. Will it be one of the usual suspects raising the conference championship trophy in December, will Indiana repeat, or will it be a sleeping giant taking home the hardware? The guys also break down some favorable schedules that could provide some value in win total futures.

Then it's onto the NFL: how will the AFC East Shape up this year? Are the Bills a sure thing to reclaim the division?

The Spread...

And we’re back... Lern joins us on the early portion of the program. How are the sports, are they great? Lern checks in with the dais, person by person. Lern tells us about performing with Fred Durst. Iggy regales us with a scat story once Lern leaves. DM talk. Edward G. Robinson.  

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The lede is Martin's back from Jackson's parents place in the Hamptons. Trout fishing on the White River. Any good places to eat in Licking? Jackson, Larry Hughes, and Iggy on the call for the STL Trail Blazers. Silver chunks for Doug. Tony Larussa is going to join us at 8:30. Cards fall below .500. Time to hold McGreevy accountable. Could tonight be Dustin May's last start as a Cardinal with the trade deadline looming? Stark parallels to last season. What about your brown eye?Doug's been neutered. Did Burleson mouth "F this place" last night? Let's flash back to 1956 with The...

Former Cardinals Manager Tony La Russa joins the show to talk about his event on Friday with Tunnel to Towers. Tony gives us the background on the event out at Annbriar in Waterloo. Tony discusses his thoughts on analytics and sabermetrics in baseball, his time with the White Sox this season, and his relationship with Oli Marmol.  

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(00:00-14:06) Audio Brett Bielema giving his thoughts about the SEC Commissioner and the current state of college football. Jackson doesn't have conference pride, he just loves the Tigers. Big 10 Commissioner Tony Petitti on the gauntlet that Big 10 teams go through during the season  Wearing shorts to work. Ya dig? Can't wait for Gabe's post-game shows again.

(14:14-18:13) Someone's not happy with Jackson for his Missouri State hate. Do people from Ladue go to MO State? Sick dunk by Fontleroy.

(18:23-20:18) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-35:10) Claib's theme song. Audio of Mike Francesa badgering an NFL reporter and calling him a clown. Audio of the SEC Unfiltered podcast saying he has a source that is skeptical about Ahmad Hardy playing this season. Where will Mizzou and Illinois football play in 2027? Treacherous road schedule next year. The Moe Miracle vs. SDSU in 2010. Audio from that infamous call from McGregor's that happened a bit early. Which SEC coach is going to get fired first? Do or do not, there is no try.

(35:18-49:52) Briefing Martin on the comings and goings at...

(00:00-17:00) They always say they wanna stay, then they go play Golden Tee. Dan Janson is on the phone lines. Dan wants a nickname because he's getting too popular. Red Devil Caller #1. Dan's trip to China. Dan wants Martin to get his Jayson Tatum jersey signed. Flatter than a plate of piss. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about limiting the frustration during the downward spiral. Odds for Manager of the Year. WAR, bro.

(17:08-39:13) Tony Larussa joins us talking about his upcoming charity golf tournament. His friendship with Dave Stewart. Still helping out with...

(00:00-23:56) The lede is Martin's back from Jackson's parents place in the Hamptons. Trout fishing on the White River. Any good places to eat in Licking? Jackson, Larry Hughes, and Iggy on the call for the STL Trail Blazers. Silver chunks for Doug. Tony Larussa is going to join us at 8:30. Cards fall below .500. Time to hold McGreevy accountable. Could tonight be Dustin May's last start as a Cardinal with the trade deadline looming? Stark parallels to last season. What about your brown eye?

(24:04-41:28) Doug's been neutered. Did Burleson mouth "F this place"...

And we’re back... Iggy setting his shoe on fire. Talking Tudors. A little history lesson. TMA University. Iggy vs. KG. Booking Adult stars. Biff joins the programs with a variety of lists.  

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To lease or to buy? So boring. They don't hit much. Gotta do something with this current playoff format. Stop it, Doug. The Matthew Liberatore starts are starting to become problematic. We don't support Kroenke-owned businesses. No chests unpoked. Are we getting worried about them getting to 69 wins? The July goodbye. Mike is on hold and wants to talk leasing cars. Mike was too mature for us. Tamm Ave. Capital Partners getting into cars and gambling.Papers in the lab during the break working on a remix. Oli Marmol talking about LIberatore's performance. Liberatore talking about the loss and his...

(00:00-21:35) Chairman still hurting from the loss last night. A documentary on Scott Spiezio coming out. Tim's made lifts cool. The leg breaking surgery. The Simpsons & Dr. Nick. Chairman would rather be 5'2 than 5'6.

(21:43-25:55) Listeners are sending in pictures of their wives. Nice body, bro. Saved By The Bell alumni. Ray King's new wife is busty.

(26:05-27:25) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-17:03) Doug, look to your right and you'll see Brody Herman. Brody's got takes on Masyn Winn. He's looking fly but Brody says he's not a top 10 shortstop. Brody's down on the Cardinal offense. He likes Blaze Jordan. Rome wasn't built in a day. Blues thoughts. We get Brody's thoughts on men getting pedicures. Mad props to Coach Schertz. Ahmad Hardy.

(17:11-26:07) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD

(26:17-40:46) Jayson Tatum was in town yesterday for his golf tournament at Norwood. Controversy in the YouTube chat. Internet based Kenzian barnacles...

(00:00-22:31) My Hooptie. Derrick Goold's article on where the Cardinals stand and their approach at the deadline. Audio of Ken Rosenthal saying the Cardinals should explore selling at the deadline. What would you get for Masyn Winn? Doug wants a reliever. Shrewsy is on the phone lines and he wants a Trailblazers update. A message for the Reddit. Cold plunges. Masculinity Camp. TMA Man Camp.

(22:39-35:08) Audio of Florida head coach John Sumrall's wife outing him for liking a good pedicure. Barefoot on the set. A fun little happy. Two olds and a twink...

(00:00-28:56) To lease or to buy? So boring. They don't hit much. Gotta do something with this current playoff format. Stop it, Doug. The Matthew Liberatore starts are starting to become problematic. We don't support Kroenke-owned businesses. No chests unpoked. Are we getting worried about them getting to 69 wins? The July goodbye. Mike is on hold and wants to talk leasing cars. Mike was too mature for us. Tamm Ave. Capital Partners getting into cars and gambling.

(29:04-51:30) Papers in the lab during the break working on a remix. Oli Marmol talking about LIberatore's...

And we’re back... TMA University and their big matchup tonight. Iggy’s cap. Iggy shoutout’s some people who donated to his birthday charity fundraiser. Who is Annette? Did Iggy doxx her? Bo Derek & Julie Andrews. The heat yesterday was unbearable. Cam & Ken.  

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38 Special. What about LOLz? Is the lede the Doggies winning or the Cardinals death spiral? Middle school social hour. The bottle rocket effect of prospects. Sex, porn, wealth, and elderly abuse. Jackson's got some colors going on today. Sometimes some lakes smell. Surprise guest in studio at 9:00.Billy Gilman's perspective is what we all need. Mayor Cara Spencer is the guest that will joins us and apparently it wasn't much of a surprise. You can't lose Arbor Day. WNBA is a Takesmith's Paradise. A secondary lede. Papers says the Portland situation is something to monitor. Make STL the only city...

Mayor Cara Spencer joins us in-studio to discuss a number of topics. We first discuss the Rams money and where that will be going. We also talk Downtown St. Louis and the perceived safety issues. Then we talk about the possibility of the NBA coming to STL and the new airport renovations and that timeline.

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Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things Blues offseason. We talk Robert Thomas with Kerbs and what he thinks is to come for #18 this season. Has this offseason gone about how Kerber expected? Who will be the #1 goaltender heading into 2026-27? We also talk all time Blues villains.  

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(00:00-25:14) James Carlton in studio and he's fired up about the Trailblazers coming to St. Louis. The early FFF's in Webster Groves. Looking at the 2026 SEC football landscape. Should we base things off of the NCAA Football game. Chairman created TMA University and they're in the Natty tonight against Virginia. It's not playing well. Chairman doesn't need this on the day of the Natty.

(25:22-32:41) Primal Fear. Chairman is getting the TMAU hype video up on the TMA Instagram.

(32:51-39:39) Virginia vs. TMAU tonight at 8PM. The winner of...

(00:00-17:25) Breaking down Mayor Spencer's comments. Come home, Ja. Family names on the Stanley Cup. Just don't see a world where the Trailblazers don't end up here. Detroit, Flint, and St. Louis.

(17:33-28:11) Go, Johnny Go. Back 2 The Future. Jackson doesn't want B2TF to be remade and mess with the charm. Which films should be remade? Audio of Ahmad Hardy talking about being excited to get back from his injury. The North End Zone is looking good. Gonna be carnage in the SEC this year with the nine game conference schedule.

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(00:00-20:20) Joined by voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber. With Jordan Kyrou gone, it's now Robert Thomas's team. What he is expecting out of Thomas this season. No real surprise moves this offseason. The Binnington/Hofer goaltending situation. Who goes into the season as the number one? Goaltending is the strength of the team. Jeremy Rutherford's article in The Athletic on the Blues all time Blues villain. Debating the villains over the years.

(20:28-32:50) The insecure narcissist. Some are saying Jackson is in line to be the St. Louis Trailblazers play-by-play guy. Who would...

(00:00-18:30) 38 Special. What about LOLz? Is the lede the Doggies winning or the Cardinals death spiral? Middle school social hour. The bottle rocket effect of prospects. Sex, porn, wealth, and elderly abuse. Jackson's got some colors going on today. Sometimes some lakes smell. Surprise guest in studio at 9:00.

(18:38-45:22) Billy Gilman's perspective is what we all need. Mayor Cara Spencer is the guest that will joins us and apparently it wasn't much of a surprise. You can't lose Arbor Day. WNBA is a Takesmith's Paradise. A secondary lede. Papers says the Portland situation is...

It never gets any easier. How'd Cam feel about doing 5 hours yesterday? Wrinkled men can't jump. Cam's office is under construction. Disappointing Cardinal game yesterday. Audio of Walker's standing ovation in his first at-bat back at Busch since the HR derby. The issue is compounding issues. That bullpen. The last player to not wear a batting helmet in MLB. CTE in sports. Cam's career as an auctioneer. Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.A little heavy metal for Cam. Mosh pits. Scrapping with the locals. Sean Avery. Cam going to the ball game on Sunday with Blues alumni. Jaromir Jagr shirtless. Would you rather...

Eli Drinkwitz sound. He's got more Kansas jokes. Cam showering with Yogi Berra. Athletes going off to war.

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Megadeth. We need to see Doug in a mosh pit. Audio of friend of the show, Michael McGreevy, talking about his performance yesterday in the loss. Fun with guessing games with Doug. Boston Red Sox win streak finally snapped. Could Cam pull off a speedo? Jackson's bone spurs and flat feet. Best crossover since Christopher Columbus.

Cam's making the room smell like meat. E-Mail of the Day. Food talk.

Power Ranking Cam's favorite holidays. Cam believes in aliens but not sure about ghosts. Horror movies. Video games.

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(00:00-28:15) How about this fall time weather today. Audio of Nick Saban when asked about the Big 10 winning three straight championships and not necessarily meaning it's the best conference. Audio of Drink on with Jim Rome talking about the possibility of the SEC breaking away from the NCAA. The Protect College Sports Act. Baggy pants in baseball and pants above the knee.

(28:23-46:42) Moontower. YouTube monetization. Michael is on the phone lines and wants to talk about the SEC breaking away from the NCAA. A hypothetical super league. People aren't loving the call. Drops...