The Morning After STL

This is either witchcraft… or very bad bread.

In 1692, the Salem Witch Trials spiral out of control—hallucinations, accusations, executions… and somehow, two dogs get killed in the process.

But what if nobody was actually a witch?

On this episode of Stupiracy - Presented by CARSTAR - Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan dig into the theory that moldy bread caused an accidental LSD-like trip—and why that explanation might be way too easy.

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March Madness Final Four best bets for Illinois vs UConn and Michigan vs Arizona including over/under, point spread, and moneyline bets from host of The Rizzuto Show, Rizz, alongside 101 ESPN hosts Tim McKernan and Anthony Stalter from radio shows The Morning After and The Fast Lane on ESPN Radio in St. Louis. Final Four best bets for Illinois vs UConn & Michigan vs Arizona from Rizz, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter include Illinois -2.5 over UConn as well as Arizona +1.5 over Michigan. Sports bettors should also look at the line for total points scored in both games - for...

Jeremy Rutherford joins us in-studio to talk all things Blues and traffic in the St. Louis area. JR talks about Berube’s future in Toronto and what that could look like. JR also discusses the goaltending future, the draft pick situation, and more. As always, Jeremy takes two-part questions from the audience.  

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(00:00-7:19) Jackson almost didn't make it back from break. Market Moves. Flip stools. Buying, selling, or watching Doug Armstrong to Toronto? McKernan Cove at Heine Meine.

(7:27-11:48) Monitoring the weather for today's Infidelity Special. We're liquidating assets for the under today. A long walk down River Des Peres.

(11:58-14:10) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD and a brand new garage door is...

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(00:00-15:47) Exile. Tiger Woods stepping away from golf to get treatment. Brenda Song. Massive victory for the Culkin family. Don't sleep on Rory Culkin. Martin interviewing Drew Barrymore.

(15:55-29:04) Three Way Showdown for the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD

(29:14-00:00) It's a yacht rock kinda day. Weather looking iffy for this Cards Mets tilt. Natalie Imbruglia. Tuck Tuck Goose. Cardinal outfield struggles over the years.

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(00:00-14:41) Was DeBarge a family band? Bunny DeBarge. Short Circuit. Richard Chaifetz joining the Portland Trailblazers ownership group. Bring our Blazers home. Vegas going to have four teams.

(14:49-22:59) What people don't get is that this show is scripted. Audio of Nelson Velasquez talking about not making the Cardinal roster. Like a pie in the window sill. JR comes wandering in late all nonchalant. A 'This Is My Life' moment.

(23:09-58:23) Shoutout Barge Guy for the traffic report. JR taking two part questions from the audience. JR's article about...

(00:00-22:17) It's text inbox name change day. Our Cardinal correspondent, Jackson Burkett with a report from last night at Busch. High on the catching staff. Doug with some fat data. Barge Guy checking in. River's up and bullpen's down. Barge Guy down on Highway 55 traffic. Three Way Showdown for EMOTD with a garage door on the line. The Five States of Florida.

(22:25-45:50) Tretter. Too early to watch the standings? Iffy forecast for today's day game. Can we get Navy Caps On The Road played at Busch? How often do you go cougar hunting...

Kelly Chase joins the show to tell some awesome stories and help raise some money. Chaser recaps his Puck Cancer event last week and tell us about his new Lamborghini raffle to help raise money for the fight against cancer. Kelly updates us on his health and his day-to-day and takes a few shots at Martin.  

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(00:00-00:00) The police report on Tiger's latest rollover crash has been released. Won't get a driver because he doesn't want anyone knowing his business.

(00:00-00:00) How about this baseball weather to start the year. Small sample size but Jordan Walker and Nolan Gorman having positive starts to the season. I wasn't boned up.

(00:00-00:00) And the winner of the EMOTD is...

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(00:00-8:10) Brody in studio and he's going to the ball yard tonight too. Gettin' in the Cardinal weeds with Brody. Final Four talk.

(8:18-16:55) E-Mail of the Day

(17:06-38:08) Kelly Chase on the phone lines. Talking the Puck Cancer event from Friday night. Get the dump button ready. Knockin' people out during a friendly round of golf. Raffling off a Lamborghini. Vision issues. Chaser taking some shots at Martin. The Ice Guardians podcast.

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(00:00-13:05) Jim Montgomery's on the PK issues last night. He's a pylon. The likelihood of Thomas and Kyrou being here next year. Doug things Thomas will be the captain.

(13:13-41:28) Big, bad wolf. Maybe we should do a movie. Blair Witch Project. Audio of Dan Hurley talking about not wearing pants in the UCONN locker room. Reseeding the Final Four. Mick Cronin on Wake Up Barstool talking about the shift away from old school coaches. Martin going to Indy if Illinois makes it to the championship. Hall monitor ass text. A fertile hot wife...

(00:00-25:08) Welcome back, Doug. Sword in the gut out in San Jose. We hold rights or we get fired. Audio of a disappointed Jim Montgomery. Joey declaring the body dead. Is Jackson going for a chin strap? What does Doug think the lede should have been yesterday? If we just win em all, we can win this baby. A RICO case of slander. Tim's cannon of greatness.

(25:16-47:13) Chairman and Sabrina Carpenter wrote and performed Navy Caps on the Road. Papers likes tall women. Cankles are a bad beat. PFG at Crestwood Mall. Doug...

Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things St. Louis Blues following their win Saturday over the Maple Leafs. Kerbs talks about the winning ways for the Blues as of late and some of the biggest contributors to this post-Olympic bounce back. Kerbs also addresses the young players performances and the need for the Blues to still get a quality draft pick. What’s the Blues magic number for the final 10 games of the year? We also talk about the performance of Robert Thomas since the trade deadline.  

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(00:00-12:55) Look, everyone, it's James Carlton in the Doug chair. Arbor Day and Sharon still warring in the text inbox. James has a buddy that is playing in the Masters. The anarchy of the greens at Augusta. Predictionary: Will Tiger play in the Masters? Danny Willett.

(13:03-32:06) Breaking down the New Edition and Boyz II Men concert. When Will I See You Smile Again? Jackson is out as a Mizzou fan if they hire Mick Cronin. Gary Woodland's big day. Jackson tries to think of teams in the Central for 10 minutes or so. Jackson...

(00:00-11:37) Jackson loves taking questions. MLB's days off policy. The Rays' stadium is modeled after Tim's skull. Loss of decorum in shared experiences. A Ray fan starting ish with Cardinal fans. How quickly we forget the 2008 World Series.

(11:45-19:47) Boyz II Men still got it. Bobby Brown struggled a little bit. Jackson is confident he'll never put on ice skates. You're a dad, get over it. Jackson's social life gets picked apart. Where do the attractive 20 somethings hang out in St. Louis? Less texty, more pilates gal.

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(00:00-17:41) Joined by voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber on an early morning for him out in San Jose. Hard to believe we're having this playoff conversation. If the Blues win the next two games they'll be tied for the second wild card spot. Goaltending has been the biggest thing in the post-Olympic charge. Jimmy Snuggerud. What's the magic point total over the final 10 to get in? Regulation wins as the tiebreaker is good for the Blues. Robert Thomas playing with a little fire.

(17:48-34:27) It's a three horse race in the Design Aire...

(00:00-19:39) The biggest Sadie Hawkins of Martin's career. A typhoon of sports news. New Edition not closing the show with Can You Stand The Rain. I guess Illinois to the Final Four is the lede. Michigan and Arizona. Audio of Brad Underwood talking about making his first Final Four. Four point field goal in the Battlehawks game.

(19:47-54:44) Leaders make tough calls, so lead me. What an ending in the Duke/UConn game. The CBS and Duke calls of the final shot. Boozer gonna live with that one forever. Jon Scheyer's thoughts on the...

Josh Schertz joins the show to take up his co-hosting duties as Doug is on vacation. Coach Schertz tells us about his big day yesterday, going to the Cardinals and Blues games. Coach also shares his admiration and praise for his friend and Iowa coach Ben McCollum getting a Sweet 16 win last night. Coach then talks about the Billikens performance in the NCAA tournament and falling short to a loaded Michigan team. We also talk with Coach Schertz about his extension with SLU and the rumors that have swirled around his future. Finally, we take a look ahead to next y...

Cardinals SP Michael McGreevy joins the program to talk about his first Opening Day in St. Louis and how the comeback win felt from his and the team’s perspective.  

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Joey Vitale joins the show to talk all things St. Louis Blues following their OT win last night. Joey talks about the win and the recent run of success following the Olympic break. Joey talks about the high-level performance of Joel Hofer of late. Joey also talks about the health of the team and how injuries have impacted this team in 2025-26.  

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(00:00-2:33) Drops of the Week. Caller Curt is a rising star but Jackson will NOT be meeting him at the Union Wal Mart.

(2:41-9:27) What's going on with Tim and Stu Durando? Bricks of cash. MLB and The Athletic still with no Cardinal writer.

(9:37-11:52) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...

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(00:00-8:47) What a couple of days of shows for Papers. The inverse of the BFIB. Quite a little interview with Josh Schertz with a lot to unpack. Lots of honest answers from Coach Schertz. Still so much to get to, let's do 8 hours today.

(8:55-17:42) Maybe this isn't the summer of our discontent, after all. Our happy Cardinal caller, Virginia, calls back in to spread some more positivity. Virginia seems to have a high approval rating.

(17:52-23:25) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD

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(00:00-21:12) Joined by Blues analyst Joey Vitale and Joey's happy that Tim's back. What are the Blues doing so differently that has led to his change in play? Joey is anti-tank. Robert Thomas playing with some fire. His health throughout the year. Playing well down the stretch outweighs losing for a top pick. Do they have to win every game remaining to have a chance? Might as well enjoy the ride.

(21:20-44:31) Listen to Youngry go. Doug's in the carriage house. Coach Schertz having himself a pink martini on a busy day in St...

(00:00-25:52) Doug's out so it's a Martin Sadie Hawkins today. Martin got recognized for being on KSHE and Channel 5. Steve Cusumano. Jackson's personal lede vs. St. Louis lede. Exciting Opening Day win for the Cardinals. Audio of Wetherholt's homer, Burly's homer, and Stanek's game ending strikeout. Misguided boos for the DeWitts. Get to known Nathan Church.

(26:00-43:50) This show makes lines move. Illinois kinda beat up on Houston last night to advance to the Elite 8. Brad Underwood postgame audio. Arizona takes out Arkansas. Healthy day in the Venmo. Can't get caught with four guys...

David Eckstein joins the show live from BPV. David tells us an awesome story about how David Freese reignited his childlike love of baseball after his 2011 heroics. Then, 2006 WS teammate of David, Jim Edmonds, joins the show to talk it over with David and the guys. We get David and Jim’s thoughts on the state of the 2026 Cardinals. David and Jim tell stories of their early days of playing ball and the pressure to perform when they got called up. 

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Chaim Bloom joins us live from BPV to talk all things Cardinals ahead of his first Opening Day as President of Baseball Operations. We talk about the Velasquez and him not making the Opening Day roster along with a number of other Cardinal topics. We talk about the optimism for the ballclub along with the negativity from a portion of the fan base.  

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Cardinals Senior Vice President of Business Operations, Anuk Karunaratne, joins us live from BPV to talk all things Cardinals TV. We talk about the new channels for the Cardinals and how fans can access the game. The MLB issues with YouTube TV and Hulu. Anuk takes questions from the audience

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Chaim Bloom joins us live from BPV to talk all things Cardinals ahead of his first Opening Day as President of Baseball Operations. We talk about the Velasquez and him not making the Opening Day roster along with a number of other Cardinal topics. We talk about the optimism for the ballclub along with the negativity from a portion of the fan base.  

A real scene out here at BP. Jackson’s game. Talking NCAA tournament and Cardinals baseball.  

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Cardinals Senior Vice President of Business Operations, Anuk Karunaratne, joins us live from BPV to talk all things Cardinals TV. We talk about the new channel for the Cardinals and how fans can access the game. The MLB issues with YouTube TV and Hulu. Anuk takes questions from the audience. We then lose power 

We are live from BPV for Opening Day. Jackson is tight, just like every remote. Why isn’t Jackson wearing red? Hot day today, great for baseball. Fully loaded dossier today. Will Jimmy Ballgame join us?  

In Season 2, Episode 8, Rizz and Tim revisit one of the strangest and most overlooked moments in American military history — an invasion where the people being attacked didn’t even know they were at war.

During the Spanish-American War, the U.S. Navy arrived at the island of Guam ready for battle, only to discover that the Spanish officials stationed there were completely unaware the war had begun. What followed was a surreal, bloodless takeover marked by misunderstandings, apologies, and a translator who went from local resident to governor almost overnight. This episode unpacks how isolation, poor communication, and...

In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, Anthony Stalter, and Jackson break down the Sweet 16 slate from top to bottom, starting with the chaos of March Madness and the near-impossible odds of a perfect bracket before diving into game-by-game betting strategy for both Thursday and Friday matchups. The crew analyzes key games like Texas vs. Purdue, Iowa vs. Nebraska, Arkansas vs. Arizona, and Illinois vs. Houston, highlighting value on spreads, totals, and moneylines while debating where favorites may be vulnerable and where underdogs can hang or pull off upsets. They continue with Friday’s slate, in...

Jeremy Rutherford joins the program in-studio to talk all things Blues hockey. JR comes baring gifts! SLUH golf shirts, which CBC alum Martin Kilcoyne rejects. We talk about the penalty against Robert Thomas last night and Jordan Binnington’s future with the Blues. JR also talks about Parayko’s future, Thomas’ performance and mindset, and more. JR also takes two-part questions from the audience.  

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(00:00-12:18) Ralph Macchio on Entourage. Cardinals over/under win total. The hierarchy of cash packaging. Like to have walls on my garage someday. It's the summer of love in St. Louis. Dodger Reddit is scared the Cardinals are switching to navy caps on the road. Hot Dog Roberts.

(12:26-18:09) Come see Jackson's blonde hair and snifter tomorrow. His beard's coming in quite nicely. Debating the Cards win total.

(18:19-19:56) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...

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(00:00-12:31) ESPN's MLB predictions are out. Cubs picked to win the NL Central. Woke Nerds. Happy Birthday to Jackson's King, Gene Shalit. Audio of Opening Day starter, Matthew Liberatore taking about taking the ball on that stage. Chaser knows everybody.

(12:39-27:57) Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD

(28:07-41:37) Market Moves. Article in The Athletic talking about moving the college football start date up to Week 0. Urgency to pass the change for the 2027 season. Reddit page holding Jackson accountable for his take on adult karate. Tim's gonna do the show tomorrow...

(00:00-14:03) Guess I best host the program, then. Mt. Rushmore of LL Cool J songs. Nature's adderall. Puck Cancer. Audio of Josh Schertz talking about job possibilities and speculation.

(14:11-33:38) Big Grateful Dead Wednesday, Doug. Look, it's JR. Jeremy Rutherford hanging out in studio. JR brought gifts. Blues beat the Capitals last night. Can't see Jordan Binnington sticking around to be a backup next year. Two part questions. That's John Kijowski's music. He's mad he didn't get a SLUH shirt (join the club). Robert Thomas's demeanor. The tragic passing of Jessi Pierce.

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(00:00-27:50) It's a phone bank show. Here we go Blue Note, Yeah Yeah Yeah. Maybe Josh Schertz but The Dish went silent. Job opening in Chapel Hill. Nick Lachey and Sean Miller. Was Martin in the bottle over the weekend? Tim's back on Facebook after his ban. Do whippets count as narcotics? Sentient AF. Good morning, Caller Ellen. Scott Rolen loves this show. Babysitting for Edmonds. Closet beatnik.

(27:58-54:02) Vacation Vaughn off again tomorrow. McGreevy's got Friend of the Show written all over him. Producer Joe's fantasy baseball draft last night. Marsh running the...

(00;00-3:43) Scottie Scheffler has just WD'd from the Houston Open due to his wife having a child. That means he's gonna win the Masters.

(3:51-8:25) Meat & Potatoes. Doug Pederson at HogSnappers. Eating pancakes 24 hours ago. Counterfeit Pancoins.

(8:35-11:38) And the winner of the Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD is...

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(00:00-11:21) Brody's here and it's the highlight of his week. Brody has March Madness takes. Dennis Gates. This Nelson Velasquez nonsense. Nathan Church taking shrapnel. Brody's going golfing rather than Opening Day. Everybody wants Jackson on their podcast.

(11:29-23:37) Design Aire Heating & Cooling E-Mail of the Day

(23:47-30:30) The TMA Fantasy Baseball Draft is tonight. Store Velasquez for later. Jackson's beard is coming in nicely. Doug never shaves. 9 Woods. Average ADPs in fantasy baseball. A little ball of hate.

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