The Clarey Podcast

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By: Aaron Clarey

Cappy is testing Spotify as it's new podcast host. And we're going to see how much F*CKERY this is going to involve!

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Good Monday Morning Girl Boss - Women's Second Epiphany Stage - Regretting Their Kids Episode
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10/13/2026

Cappy goes over more Lindsay Clancy copy cat murders and points out some variables that makes it not variable, but shows a trend and a risk to children of 30 something moms who regret having children.


The Clarey Podcast - Men Are Not Providers. Stop Asking Episode
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10/13/2026

Cappy reads a field report from a high value agent in the field who reports three women insisting he provide for them...like the past 50 years didn't happen.


The Clarey Podcast - The "Why Governments Booby Trap Women & Sex" Episode
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09/30/2026

Cappy explains why governments seem to monetize, punish or otherwise booby trap having sex with women.


The Makeshift Podcast - Women are Broken & It Isn't Men's Fault or Problem
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09/20/2026

Cappy explains to a client why he's failing with women. And it's not his fault.


Good Monday Morning Girlboss - The "SIDS You Say" Episode
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09/20/2026

Cappy reads about SIDS and how it's eerie how correlated it would be with women who don't want to be moms no more.


The Clarey Podcast - Sydney Sweeny & Lindsay Clancy Exposing Women Episode
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09/20/2026

Cappy shows how in the past two weeks we've had two women show women's true colors and why it's a hard line that men won't tolerate.


Good Monday Morning Girlboss - The Slavery & Prostitution Episode
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09/04/2026

Cappy talks about how a new proposed law in the UK would allow women to sue their boyfriends for support after they break up.


The Clarey Podcast - The Miserable Lives of Marketers and Shills Episode
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09/04/2026

Cappy loses it over an absolutely pointless article that highlights just how much ALL of our media is pointless, worthless, which behooves the question HOW POINTLESS AND WORTHLESS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS FOR A LIVING?


The Makeshift Podcast - Accepting Women's Rejection of Men Episode
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08/24/2026

Cappy talks a guy down from the "red pill rage" edge and explains a life worrying about what women want and why don't they like men is not worth living.


Accept and move on. Accept and have peace. Leave the women alone.


Good Monday Morning Girlboss - The "Men's Sex Drive Prevents the Perfect Man from Existing" Episode
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08/24/2026

Cappy explains why women can only fantasize about a man they're viscerally attracted to WHO ALSO tends to their ever-changing and precise emotional needs at random and changing times.


The Clarey Podcast - Loneliness is Good for You Episode
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08/24/2026

Cappy answers a young man's question about being lonely.


Good Monday Morning Girlboss! - The "White Girls Are Losing It" Episode
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08/16/2026

Cappy views a video of white girls crying and sobbing at a concert ran by a cultist or either an entrepreneurial genius, convincing women men=bad, patriarchy, blah blah blah.


Cappy concludes, women are not our problem.


The Clarey Podcast - The Digital Sexual Marketplace Has Rendered Sex Ratios Obsolete
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08/16/2026

Cappy talks about how "gender ratios" or "sex ratios" which used to matter in the past, no longer matter now, as the internet has globalized the sexual market and now every girl thinks she can get her Saudi Prince Investment Banker Surgeon Astronaut.


The Makeshift Podcast - Democrats Get What they Vote for Episode
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08/14/2026

Cappy reads two articles where democrats are complaining about the crime and mentally ill people and the illiterate children they have to deal with, not knowing the policies they voted for is causing their problems.


Good Monday Morning Girlboss! The "Bandaid Tattoos & Egg Freezing Episode"
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08/14/2026

Cappy talks about Cortez freezing her eggs and how bandaid tattoos...like all tattoos...are a warning the person is a lazy victim mentality person who you want to avoid.


The Makeshift Podcast - Why Red Pill Statistics are Wrong
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08/06/2026

Cappy clarey-fies things about the wrong statistics people use on the I Got Standards Bro and other sites that overstate how rare you are and how rare quality women are.


The Clarey Podcast - The "Why'd You Hire Communists" Episode
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08/06/2026

Cappy asks the non-responsive woke video games industry what they thought would happen if they hired communists?


The Clarey Podcast - The "Sex for Rent" Trilogy
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07/30/2026

Cappy gets hit with a deluge of articles about the "CRISIS" of women trading sex for rent, which must be stopped, and thankfully several countries have outlawed.


Black Men Don't Have Time for the HBCU Circus
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07/28/2026

Cappy talks about how Howard University fumbling its freshmen enrollment is such a clusterfuck, black men should avoid the circus and focus on affordable colleges instead.


Good Monday Morning Girlboss - St. Paul's All Female City Council a Failure of Feminism
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07/20/2026

Minnesotans voted in an all female city council in St. Paul. And the lights are literally not being kept on as copper thieves steal the light's copper.

Only hugs from liberal white women can solve this problem.


The Makeshift Podcast - Boomers Are Lonely And Want More Money and Want You to Know That
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07/18/2026

Cappy reads an article about a miserable Baby Boomer spinster that is shocked being single, childless, and majoring in stupid shit has a cost later on in life.


The Clarey Podcast - Private Equity Bros Get Their Comeuppance
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07/18/2026

Cappy reads a great and short article about how private equity is FINALLY going bankrupt and the assholes who run it are going to be washed up.


The Clarey Podcast - Forget #MeToo! You Can Ask Out Women at the Office Again Episode
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07/17/2026

Cappy reads an article from a gossip journalist for the whoreish New York Times. Apparently women want you to ask them out at work again, but the victimhood "power dynamic" narrative is RIFE in the article indicating women still want to ruin your career if the office romance fails.

WELCOME to the new home of The Clarey Podcast...if Spotify doesn't fuck it up.